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Everyone, thank you for joining us for "Tasuku Yomi no Dantan".
Thank you.
Here is the first presenter. Please come in.
Hello.
I'm Takashi Yamamoto.
Thank you for coming.
Everyone, this is sudden, but...
I'm not good at talking.
I'm moved by everything and cry easily.
This time, I have a theory about crying.
Here it is.
"Life in which you have to cry once every hour".
"A theory that even if you have a lot of items to cry about, it's hard".
I see.
Here it is.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's quite hard, isn't it?
I think it's hard just by listening to it.
That's why you try 24 hours with something you have.
Everyone, what do you do when you cry recently?
Hamada-san, you...
I do that!
What do you mean by "what"?
Like animals?
For example, my first servant.
You cry!
Hamada-san, do you cry at your first servant?
Of course I cry sometimes!
I'm not that kind of person.
Do you cry at your first cannonball?
After this, "24-hour life where you have to cry once every hour" begins!
Furthermore, "The strongest old man who defeated a bear" will be decided!
"The best old man who defeated a bear" Grand Prix!
And...
"A prank story, a fake show name" will be decided!
"The strongest stinky thing to make" competition that took a week!
Say, who is the man?
Say, you're the TV hero
But don't tell me that you can't do it, you can't do it
Say, you'll be in downtown
A life where you have to cry once every hour
Even if you have plenty of items you can cry with, verify the theory of exhaustion
This time, four celebrities will be challenged to try 24 hours.
The first one is...
Thank you.
Please.
Actress, Tono Nagi.
I brought what I had at home for now.
The items she brought with her are...
"The main character is a dog" scripted "Hachiko Monogatari" Hollywood remake film "Hach"
I feel like crying just by looking at the cover.
I'm really weak against animals.
I think I can do it.
And the second one is...
Thank you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
"Zabongu", recently sold as a "crying game"
It's not a "crying game", it's a "crying game"!
For "crying items", she chose her childhood photos and goods about her sons.
The third one is...
Mitsuura Yasko, who has been unstable recently.
I've been losing my hormone balance and I can't control my emotions.
I'd like to take advantage of it.
Including "Dogs of Flanders" final episode...
Action Diamonds
She chose variety of "crying items" such as novels and songs.
And the fourth one is...
Motoki Miyazaki, who has been unstable recently.
"Crying items" are her own video and her memories of being a member of parliament.
Is there a video of me crying?
I've recorded it.
But it's the first time for me to play it on DVD.
"Crying items" starts at 1 pm.
Time limit is 5 minutes.
"Crying items" starts at 10 am.
She started making up her mind by looking at her childhood photos.
It wasn't as painful as she thought.
She started crying right away.
And...
I don't know what happened.
- But... - He's crying.
- He cried! - He's safe now.
- He's crying! - I'm starting to worry about him.
When I was a kid,
I ran the biggest bookstore in Mie Prefecture.
When the bubble was at its peak,
and everything was going well,
I went bankrupt.
I remember that and cried.
He's still crying.
And Tohno...
...tried drawing a picture book
in which a dog loses its owner it loves.
And...
- She's an actress. - She is.
- She's beautiful. - I think I've done it.
- It's clear now. - Yes.
- You have to say it now. - Yes.
When I feel like a cat's dog,
I have a cat, too.
It's a cat! It's a cat!
- It's not a dog! - No!
- It's not a cat! - And Mitsuura...
It's an animal with hair. It doesn't matter.
...tried drawing a picture book
of Branders' dog for the last time.
Two minutes to watch the last scene.
- It's hard to use this at first. - Why did you throw it away?
- It's clear now. - No, no, no!
Poor thing.
I'm usually the first one to cry when a car crash happens,
but when I saw Nero's picture,
I started crying.
I was so happy.
She's fast.
And Miyazaki...
Here we go.
...tried drawing a picture book
of Branders' dog for the first time.
Prince scandal during pregnancy.
The bad delivery act has brought about irreparable results.
However, even after three minutes, no tears come out.
To my wife...
But here, VTR goes to the biggest crying point of all, apologizing to his wife.
We don't have much time.
Suddenly...
I'm sorry. We don't have much time.
He apologized.
It was so close.
I cried.
It was so close.
You had less than 30 seconds left.
It took me a while to sort out my feelings.
And one hour until the next crying point.
The four of them spent their precious time.
This is tough.
It's an easy job.
But it's easy.
At 11 a.m.
It depends on how you spend your time.
Again?
Can you draw the same item again?
That's amazing.
I drew it!
Kato, Tono and Mitsura.
With the same item as before, they cleared it in no time.
That's amazing.
Meanwhile, Miyazaki...
Miyazaki can't do it.
Next, I'll use the silver badge and cry.
I won't lose!
He'll use the silver badge and cry.
He'll only change the item.
I shouldn't be delusional.
But he can't stop staring at the badge for three minutes.
I can't do it!
Badge is a little...
How is it?
How is it? Is it wrong?
No, no, that's...
It's spicy.
No, it's difficult.
You're lying.
So, in a hurry,
he changed the item to the material about men's childcare that he had been working on during his time as a member of parliament.
It's fast, it's fast.
I don't have time.
It's bad.
But he never cried at all.
I can't do it.
It's over.
No, of course it's over.
I had good memories.
I didn't feel like crying.
No, you're wrong!
At 11 a.m.,
Items are wrong!
Motoki Miyazaki is eliminated.
It was strange that you were eliminated.
I'm back.
I cried twice in this book,
so I'd like to go to the DVD next.
Here, Tohno tries to change the item from a picture to a bowl.
It's funny.
It's fast.
50 seconds?
Today's third tear is a scary 50 seconds.
It's amazing.
But you didn't buy a dog, did you?
And Kato and Mitsura also shed tears.
Wow, that's amazing.
Oh, no, this way!
What's wrong?
And at 1 p.m.,
The fourth tear is also clear without changing the item.
That's great.
What's wrong with his album?
And they each had lunch.
There's a huge gap between drinking and not drinking.
Today, for the fifth tear...
Tono successfully cleared it in the third try with an 8.
- What's that? - What's that?
- Huh?
- What's that? - What did you throw?
- My son's crossbow.
Kato also successfully changed his son's word practice book into an item.
- Why did you throw a crossbow? - It's really, really easy, that crossbow.
And, up until now, Mitsura has made a breakthrough with Flanders' dog.
Here, she enters her first three-minute stand.
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- This is bad.
- When I'm full, I can't do it at all.
- I'm so full.
Suddenly, there's a brake.
- The butterfly has stabilized.
- And...
- This is bad.
- While listening to Flanders' dog, I'll look at the picture of the dog I had.
- Double. - What?
Suddenly, she changes her item to a double.
- I don't have time.
- When I got home, Taro ate my bread.
- And Taro ate it so deliciously,
- that I couldn't eat it anymore.
- Is it over?
- I started laughing.
- I'm scared.
At 2 p.m., Mitsura broke her record four times.
So, only these two remain.
Even after that, with the same item, after three in the afternoon, Yoshi overcame it and...
That's amazing.
It's five o'clock now.
I'm going for the sixth bowl.
Seriously?
That's amazing!
The course is a stable bowl and today is the eighth bowl in a row.
That's amazing.
Meanwhile, Kato...
Da, da, da, da, da...
As usual, he invites you to cry with countless characters.
He's a monster.
But...
Oh, no. That's weird.
Today's fifth word practice chapter.
As expected, he is in good shape.
His face alone doesn't make him cry.
And...
Oh, no!
I can't start!
I'm frustrated!
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's not like this.
At 5 p.m., he broke the record of seven times.
It's delicious even if it's seven times.
So, there is only one person left.
There are still 16 hours left until the 24-hour achievement.
But even after that...
- Here it is. - Wow, that's amazing.
- With just one sword, she continues to cry. - What is this?
- That's fast. - That's amazing.
For some reason, that time gradually increased.
- She's in the zone now. - Here it is.
- Wow, that's amazing. - That's insane.
- After 10 hours, everything was done in 30 seconds. - That's insane.
- That's crazy. - That's crazy.
And then, at 9am...
- Wow, that's amazing. - Wow, that's amazing.
It's 9am now.
- As expected, she's tired. - She's tired.
At last, it's the 24th attempt to cry.
- Wow, that's amazing. - For the last time, please watch without cut.
- Wow, that's amazing. - Wow, that's amazing.
- It's already coming, right? - Wow, that's amazing.
- That's fast.
The record is this time's fastest record of 16 seconds.
I'm happy! I'm really happy!
That's why I'm about to cry.
- I didn't think you could do it. - There's a sword in there.
- That's amazing. - That's amazing.
The actress is amazing and so is the bowl.
- Wow! - Wow!
Anyway, that's the result.
It's like a funeral.
- It's a funeral with stamina, right? - That's right.
- There's a lot of stamina. - It's not easy to do it once in a while.
- There are a lot of people who borrow bowls today. - That's right.
- I wanted to see it. - First of all, is the bowl amazing?
First of all, I'll start with my daughter's pain.
Is that so?
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
Good evening!
Today, I have a suggestion for a new martial arts competition.
Here it is!
Grandpa beat up a bear!
This is a martial arts competition where you beat up a bear.
Grandpa is doing everything in this martial arts competition.
Grandpa is there every year.
Every year, grandpa comes out when you beat up a bear or a bear beat up grandpa and you die from the bear.
Grandpa is always there, but you make him mad.
There are grandpa types who become sad and huge.
That's why we have to make them fight.
That's right.
You can't hit each other, can you?
What kind of fight is it?
That's right.
It's called "sumo" or "sumo wrestling" in Japanese.
Oh, I see.
You can't watch an old man beating up another old man.
You can't watch it.
You can't hit each other.
This program is sponsored by these sponsors.
(Old man 1)
(Old man 2)
(Old man 3)
(Old man 4)
(Old man 5)
Old man 1 Grand Prix Beating Up A Bear
This time, we went back 20 years and investigated articles about bears being beaten up.
As you can see, the age group of the people who beat up bears is...
Of course, it's not young people.
It's old men beating up bears.
On the other hand, young people don't beat up bears.
In this competition, six energetic old men will enter.
Throwing, striking, weapons and their methods of striking will be played in three blocks.
The winner of the tournament will be decided.
First up in the throwing block, the first bear striking old man is...
Matsuda-machi, Ashigara-kami-gun, Kanagawa Prefecture.
Welcome.
Thank you for coming.
Welcome.
Yamaguchi Kenichi-san, 78 years old and has no experience in martial arts.
I heard you have defeated a bear before.
That was 15 years ago.
Yamaguchi-san encountered a bear in 2003.
He is reproducing it.
It was in the middle of a mountain, looking for an umbrella.
There are always a lot of monkeys around.
When I saw an umbrella, I thought, "Oh, there are monkeys again."
However, what was there...
You suck!
...was a bear that was about to give birth.
My parents suddenly gave birth to me and brought me here.
I thought they would kill me in Nagoya, so I tackled them.
However, he was pushed by the bear's momentum and Yamaguchi-san was defeated.
Yamaguchi-san was in a big pinch of life and death.
What happened?
I think I have a strong stomach and legs.
When I stretched my legs, the bear flew like a firefly.
Yamaguchi-san threw the bear like a firefly.
I see.
Yamaguchi-san was greatly disappointed.
Yamaguchi-san threw the bear because he wanted to live.
Throw block.
The second bear-killing grandfather is...
Akita Prefecture, south Akita Prefecture, Ikawamachi.
Excuse me. I'm a wrestler.
Hi, I'm Tomo.
Sato Sachio of Komenoka is 63 years old.
He has been in and out of the national team in wrestling.
I've been in and out of the national team.
It's been about 19 years now, hasn't it?
Yes, it's September.
Sato met Kuma in 1999.
He was working in Cambodia.
He was squatting and wrestling.
I wanted to rest, so I stretched my back.
Then...
I think Kuma came to me at the same time.
Sato had an eye contact with Kuma, who was walking in the rice field.
I thought Kuma had an eye contact with me.
When I thought so, Kuma stood up and came to me.
Kuma came to Sato with an eye contact.
What did Sato do?
He put his hand under my armpit and threw me.
Sato stabbed Kuma in the armpit and threw me.
Sato defeated Kuma.
When I was five years old, I threw Kuma with my bare hands.
Sato threw me and I won.
The first round is Tomoe vs Sato.
I have a lot of receipts.
I have many receipts.
It's amazing.
It's a determination test.
He said he's still in his fifties.
I have the feelings of my young days.
I think people who have had bears are of an age range.
So I don't want to lose to people like that.
You can't lose to bears or young people yet.
I was just trying to work out.
When I was young, I was about 120cm tall.
I crushed a jar of seaweed with one hand.
I don't want to use my elbows.
I want to hit my opponent with my body.
I want to have a strange match like that.
I want to win.
I want to beat everyone.
That's right.
The first match of the first round is Yamaguchi vs Sato.
Who will win?
Don't look at me.
Sato overcame Yamaguchi with the strength of a bear he had cultivated in wrestling and won the first round.
I'm old now.
I'm still young.
It reminds me of the past.
I didn't hit my opponent in the past.
The second match of the first round is Sato vs Yamaguchi.
Yamanashi Prefecture, Fuefuki City, Ashigawa Prefecture.
Hirohito Miyagawa-san, 69 years old.
He plays karate for the first time.
Last year, July 31st, Monday evening around 5pm.
Miyagawa-san met bears in 2017.
He is working in his own wasabi field.
I was wondering if I could go home like this.
But I felt something strange.
I turned around without knowing it.
It was a bear-shaped bear.
Is it really sweet?
It was about reachable, about 60cm.
A bear-shaped bear appeared at a super-close distance of about 60cm.
I just thought I shouldn't stand in the swing and be pushed down and smashed in the face.
But I managed to do it.
It's impossible.
It's a 14-digit number.
But I managed to stop it.
I should have stopped it now.
So I hit it from the front of my arm.
He didn't attack the bear with his karate techniques.
He hit it continuously.
It was just in time for me to hit it like this.
But it was too late.
So I hit it with my left knee.
Wow!
He hit it with his left knee from a distance.
He did it well.
It wasn't a blow or anything like that.
He did it well.
A blow block.
For Miyagawa-san,
Gunma-ken, Agatsuma-gun, Naganohara-machi.
Aoki Atsushi, 65 years old, Karate 5 dan.
It's been two years since last September.
Aoki-san met a bear in 2016 while fishing in a nearby river.
When I was fishing, I heard a rustling and heard a strange sound.
When I looked back, I saw a bear standing there.
As soon as I thought it was a bear, I saw it with my own eyes.
In no time, Aoki-san was cornered by a bear.
It attacked me like this.
I tried my best to avoid it.
However, if you keep avoiding a bear's attack, you have a chance of counterattack.
As soon as I thought it was a bear, I hit it with all my might.
It was about to fall.
As soon as I looked back, I saw it with my own eyes.
I hit it with all my might.
You hit it with all your might.
Aoki-san hit a bear with all his might.
If I hadn't been doing karate, I would have been eaten.
I was exhausted.
I was at my limit.
I saw a bear flying.
I hit it with all my might.
I was cornered in about five minutes.
It's a battle.
The second match of the first round was supposed to be a match between Miyangawa vs Aoki of "Metsubushi".
If I had physical strength, I would like to try it.
However, I'm exhausted now.
I can't do anything now.
Due to his physical condition, Aoki withdrew from the match.
The second match is between Miyagawa and Aoki of "Metsubushi".
- Are you a singer? - Yes.
- What do you do for a living? - Yes, I'm a knight.
The third match is between "Buki Block" and "Kumagekitai Jiji" of "Hyogo Prefecture".
"Shinon Senchou" of "Mikata Army" of "Hyogo Prefecture".
"Honda Isao" of "Nashien" is 84 years old.
He has experience in "shourinji" martial arts.
It was June 27th, 2029.
It was six and a half in the morning.
"Honda Isao" met "Kumagekitai Jiji" in 2017.
He was watching "Nashien" martial arts.
I saw a lot of "shourinji" martial arts.
I watched them one by one.
In "Nashien", "Kumagekitai Jiji" met "Honda Isao" for the last time.
"Kumagekitai Jiji" rushed to "Honda Isao" like a ghost.
"Kumagekitai Jiji" fell down.
"Honda Isao" got on "Kumagekitai Jiji".
I thought "Nashien" martial arts was dangerous.
I looked for something.
There was a pipe there.
I hit "Kumagekitai Jiji" in the head with a pipe.
"Kumagekitai Jiji" hit "Kumagekitai Jiji" in the head with a broken iron pipe and "Kumagekitai Jiji" was killed.
I thought "Kumagekitai Jiji" did a bad thing later.
"Kumagekitai Jiji" blocked "Kumagekitai Jiji".
"Kumagekitai Jiji" was defeated by "Toyama Prefecture Nakaniikawa Prefecture Kamiichi Town" against "Honda Isao".
Guji of the shrine, Ninomiya Masayuki-san, 63 years old.
I think it was about 8 years ago.
Ninomiya-san encountered a bear in 2010.
He was cleaning up the fallen leaves in the yard.
I felt something running towards me, so I turned around and...
He was no longer the familiar "If you look back, you'll find him."
I was so absorbed in cleaning up the fallen leaves that I turned around and...
In any case, he desperately turned around and chased away the bear without bringing it closer.
So, the third match of the first round was supposed to be an iron pipe Honda vs. a bear in a two-drinker match, but...
I'm getting older.
But you can't go out with a bear, can you?
No way.
So, the final match of the G.G.One Grand Prix, Iron Pipe vs. a bear in a two-drinker match is...
Sato vs. Miyagawa on knees.
If you know that you can move if you keep doing it, that's enough for me.
Osu! Yoroshiku!
Karate. He's got some karate.
He's got some guts.
I want to beat him.
I've done my best in both Japan and abroad.
Their lives intersect when they meet bears.
Continuity is powerless.
[Kuma]
[Kuma] It's been a while.
[Kuma] I'm not sure if I can do it.
[Kuma] I want to get hit again.
[Kuma] I want to get hit again and push my opponent.
The last willed fighting match between bears.
[Kuma] I said "you bastard!" and took him away.
[Kuma] I took him away.
[Kuma] If you watch and feel it, I think the result is the same and that's fine.
World True Martial Arts Karate Dojo Association Miyagawa Dojo Chief Miyagawa Hirohito vs.
Wrestling National Team 5th place Sato Sachio.
Will they get their first champion's crown?
[Kuma] Thanks for your help!
[Kuma] OK!
[Kuma] I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
[Kuma] I got it!
[Kuma] Sachio!
[Sachio] It was fun and interesting.
[Kuma] If you had a punch, you might have won.
[Sachio] Yes, I was about to punch him.
[Kuma] Thank you!
[Sachio] Thank you!
Which was stronger, you or Kuma?
Well, I'm afraid of Kuma more than he is strong.
The first champion of G.G.ONE Grand Prix defeated by Kuma was Sato Sachio.
How was it, everyone?
How about you, Shizuka?
Me?
Yes, you. I hope you could save her.
Thank you for your efforts.
That's right. I'm glad we were able to decide on the first generation.
The first generation means that there will be a second generation.
How about you, Mr. Ijinsu?
Is that a kind order of things?
That's right. I can't really look to the right.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
I'm Yamada Ijinsu!
Thank you for having me.
This time, I have a theory about pranks.
Here it is!
Even if you say a prank story or a fake show name, people will know it.
That's sad.
For example, this show is on Wednesday's "Downtown".
If you say a show name that you don't know at all, will people know it?
I think people will know it.
Will people know it?
Because you don't know whose show it is.
That's right.
Even if you say a show name like that, people won't know it.
You don't say "Tamkenno", do you?
I don't say it.
You don't say "Tamkenno", do you?
If you say "Tamkenno" or something like that, people will say "what is that?"
That's because it's me, right?
Prank's spoiler
Even if you say a fake show name, people will just know about it
That's not good
The first target is...
Saito in "Jungle Pocket"
And the prank is...
Bento Explosion
It's a simple prank, but...
Will Saito...
Pretend like he knows about it?
I'm surprised
I'm so surprised
Isn't it amazing?
It's wonderful
Is it?
So...
This has been "Prank Stadium"
Wow!
Do you know it?
Yes.
Yes!
I know it.
Wow!
I knew it.
It was quite amazing!
"Dockist" is quite a famous song.
"Dockist"!
Is it a famous song?
Yes.
Wow!
"Prank Stadium" "Bento Bomb"
But...
It's too early for "Dockist"!
But "Prank Stadium" is always at this timing, isn't it?
Prank Stadium
"Dockist" is always at this timing, isn't it?
Saito continues to pretend to know it.
From now on, if you know the program, you will try to do things you know for sure.
What are you going to do?
Let's do the pose!
Wow!
Let's do it!
"Dockist"!
It's a great success!
Is there a pose?
Do you have a pose?
"Dockist"!
Yes!
"Dockist" is a famous song in Japan.
"Dockist"!
It's a great success!
I want to do it.
Baseball?
Yes.
Saito decided a baseball-based pose.
It's related to the program "Dockist".
Let's listen to what they have to say.
"Dockist" is a program with a studio and a break.
I'm scared.
"Dockist" is a program with a mysterious host and "Dockist" is a program with "Dockist".
Thank you.
I don't know it myself.
Have you been on a program recently?
No, I haven't.
Thank you for your help.
It's been a while.
When was the last time you were on a program?
No, I haven't.
I'm scared.
I don't know.
I have a lot of work.
That's right.
What program was it?
It was a special edition.
Oh, is it?
Yes, it is.
Do you feel different than usual?
Don't you feel good?
I'm sorry, but I can't speak well because of this.
You know me, don't you?
No.
Yes.
You don't know me?
Who are you?
What's wrong with you?
It's painful.
Yes.
Do you know me?
Who? Do you know me?
What's going on?
I'm scared.
What is it?
I'm scared.
What program is it?
I'm scared.
Who is it?
What program is it?
I'm scared.
What program is it?
What is this program called "Surprise Stadium"?
What is "pen back"?
Who is it?
So, here is the real story.
Wednesday... Wednesday...
Wonderful.
Wednesday is the best day of the year.
No, please don't make fun of me.
Who is this?
No one can imagine the name of the host.
I thought it was Mr. Bueda in this room.
But it's completely different.
Let's call the host.
Here he is. Please.
Hello.
Who are you?
Sorry.
The second target is...
Oh, Kimoto.
TKO, Kimoto.
Hello.
Kimoto.
No, no, no.
You were great.
Thank you.
Actually, this is his first experience of TKO.
Actually, this is...
TKO Stadium!
TKO Stadium?
TKO.
TKO?
I've never heard of it.
I'm sorry.
He is surprisingly honest.
I see.
Is it a date?
No, it's not.
Are you embarrassed?
Why didn't you ask me?
Is it dangerous?
No, it's not.
And the last target is...
He is honest.
I see.
Asahi Nao is highly rated for his full power.
Here he is.
Hello.
Actually, this is...
TKO Stadium!
- I see. - That's how it is.
- You know the orchestra, don't you? - Yes.
- Yes.
- The name "orchestra" is quite obvious. - Yes, it is.
- It's called "bembaku", isn't it? - Yes, it's called "bembaku".
- Yes, it's called "bembaku".
- Yes, you're right. - This is it.
- Didn't you notice it?
- No, but I thought I had seen it before.
- I see. - I thought I had seen it before.
- You must have taken it for granted. - Rather than seeing it, I experienced it myself.
- I was surprised at the momentum of it. - That's right.
- You never notice it at the site.
- Yes, you never notice it. - I didn't notice it at all.
- People started getting excited.
- They were excited. - They were excited.
- Even after that... - Okay, then!
- Prank! - Success!
- Yeah! - Excellent!
- Yes! - Thank you!
- Just like Saito, they decided on the baseball pose. - I see.
- That's what you call a "nice" reaction! - What?
- It's embarrassing. - It's embarrassing when people say "nice".
Does anyone know me?
Oh, I'm scared.
Your voice... Wait, your voice is...
It's like... I don't know...
Hey, hey...
It's like... I don't know...
Did you forget?
No, I didn't press it.
I see...
The announcer...
The announcer, I think...
Sports...
I think so...
I think I misunderstood something.
Maybe my voice is a little high.
Ms. Kasuga?
It's Ms. Kasuga.
I think it's Ms. Kasuga.
I'm sorry, I don't remember people's...
I don't remember, but I don't remember people's voices...
You were surprised too much.
I forgot it right away.
I forgot.
It's too early for me to remember each of you.
It's too early, honestly.
I like Mojira, but...
I'm sorry, I can't do it.
It's too early.
It can't be helped.
I see.
I'm sorry.
Can we have a judgment now?
Yes.
What kind of prank was this?
Judgment, please!
Yes!
I...
This prank is...
Goleada!
Yes!
What's that?
As a result...
The baseball player knows about the prank.
What's that?
The baseball player knows about it.
What's that?
This is...
This is scary.
To be honest, it's a little short.
That's right.
The show is hell.
The show isn't hell.
This is the world.
There are honest people who can't be rewarded.
Which one was the correct one?
There's one more.
The following theory is...
The worst smelliest thing in the world.
Yes, there are many smelliest things in the world, right?
Today, we'd like to verify which of them is the most smelliest.
We'd like to come to a conclusion here as well.
How do we decide which of them is the most smelliest?
Three comedians spent a week making smelliest things.
Made?
We'd like to decide which of them is the most smelliest.
Let's have them on stage!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I'm Otoni "Machinegunz" Takizawa of "Accept".
Nice to meet you!
"Accept" Otoni has done many things in "Downtown" this Wednesday.
I'm "Machinegunz" Takizawa of "Accept".
Nice to meet you!
You usually work as a garbage collector.
No, I'm not a collector. I'm an office worker.
What?
Yes, I'm a comedy worker.
You work hard.
Yes, I do.
But you still collect garbage, right?
Yes, I do.
Oh, I dropped it. I'm sorry.
You dropped it.
I'm sorry.
You're weak against dryness.
After this, we will reveal the smelly products they made over a week!
We have provided these products with the sponsorship provided by these sponsors.
I see. Let's start with Otoni.
Otoni.
You can say you're confident, right?
I'm confident! I worked hard for a week!
What does Otoni smell like in a week?
I wonder...
What does it smell like?
I really can't clean up my room.
In the past, I left coffee milk in my room for about a year and a half.
It smelled really bad.
But this time, it's not a year, but a week.
What does Otoni smell like in a week?
I'm wearing socks right now.
I'm wearing socks.
What kind of question is that?
I'm wearing socks.
Otoni's feet smell really bad.
Don't you think so?
Yes, Otoni's ability has been proven in past programs.
You smell bad!
My nose is itching!
What does Otoni smell like in a week?
Otoni's socks.
Why do I have to grow up from here?
Please grow up!
I don't want to!
On the second day!
Wow!
Don't do that!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Wow! That's amazing!
That's amazing!
It's going up!
From the fifth day, Anthony, who went on a super crazy trip, received socks...
I want to work up a sweat and make it stink a little more...
He put on the socks himself...
Wow!
Wow! You're good at this!
I'm sweating a little more...
What kind of socks did Big Tony make with his partner Anthony?
I see...
That's right...
It took a week...
Wait a minute! I have a really bad feeling about this...
What did you do?
Me too...
No, it's impossible!
What's wrong with you?
No, it's impossible!
You don't have to say anything!
No, it's impossible!
Tony, you're being pushed like this!
Oh, come on!
Did you really do it?
I did "down" and "town" there...
No, no... Let her do "down" too!
Please do "down" too!
Who said "down"?
Then, let's start with "down"...
Who said "down"?
Do "down" too!
Oh, you're right!
Let's do it!
You're going to do it because Mr. Hamada wants you to do it, right?
Yes!
If "down" does it...
Why do you do it?
I'm so angry!
Let Mr. Hamada do it first and then let her do it!
I'm sorry!
That's right...
I'm sorry...
Please do it!
Do your best, "down"!
You're so manly!
- Eh? - What?
- Is it that bad? - It's not that bad.
- Shit! - What's with that timelapse?
- It's late! - Thanks.
- You're leaving alone? - You have to smell well.
- Is it that bad? - I'm gonna go.
[Laughter]
I'll go now.
Have a good trip.
Wow, it stinks!
[Laughter]
She said something amazing.
She said something with words.
This is crazy.
It smells like mushrooms.
It's in my mouth.
It's hot.
Can I say it?
Please say it.
Don't lie!
Stop it!
She said it!
She didn't say it.
How about you, Dantan?
I was doing my best.
What are you doing with your neck?
What is it?
You have to smell it properly.
You have to smell it properly for a while.
Did you spit it out?
Next, they will compete who makes the worst smelly food in a week.
They will introduce the rest of them.
First, Akatsu.
We all made hot pot with crabs and shrimps.
Two days later, when we came back home, our house smelled really bad.
The smell of mushrooms may be fast.
Akatsu chose the worst smelly food.
Mushrooms.
This is crazy.
This has salt and pepper in it.
It looks delicious.
This is the best project.
She put the shell in a bag and brought it home.
This is not good.
She warmed it in the bath.
Is it warmed up?
She put it in a warm bag and put it on a hot carpet.
She aged it for four days.
This is crazy.
I want to go outside.
Did you go outside?
It's stomach.
It stinks.
Did you leave it at home?
I can't do it at home.
I don't like it.
I have to ferment it for two more days.
She said ferment it.
How did Akatsu's mushroom taste like?
I don't like it.
We spent a week making this smelly stuff competition.
The winner is MACHINE GUNS TAKIZAWA.
You know the garbage collection you see in the streets? I do that.
After collecting the garbage, there is something like juice in it.
It's called "garbage juice" and it's very strong.
TAKIZAWA has a lot of work and smelly stuff knowledge.
It's a can of cat food that hasn't been washed in the summer.
It's also a can of omelets.
It's also a can of tonkotsu from a ramen shop.
It's also very strong.
Well, I'm worried about it.
But on the contrary, because he has too much knowledge, he has a lot of choices.
He also collects information from his colleagues.
This is a rotten squid from the salt.
Wow, it's from the salt.
This is a kebab soup.
And what did TAKIZAWA choose in the end?
I don't think there is anything more smelly than fresh garbage.
Fresh garbage has a lot of water, smell and odor.
So I think it will be very smelly if you put it in without squeezing it.
In order to mature fresh garbage with water for a week,
TAKIZAWA put the storage place on top of the refrigerator.
When I went home, it was thrown out of the veranda.
Why is this outside?
Because it stinks.
It's always smelly when I'm at home.
But it's work.
I'm also doing work.
And, Takizawa took advantage of the cleaning staff's knowledge.
I'd like to put a chip in this garbage.
If you smell it for a few seconds, you'll smell like menstruating garbage.
Here comes the next one!
What kind of garbage did Machine Guns Takizawa take advantage of?
Are you okay?
I feel like I'm going to puke.
I'm going to puke!
It's there! It's there!
It stinks!
It's there! It's there!
If you smell this, you're really in trouble.
What should we do?
You should smell it all.
What?
You should smell it all.
That's right!
Smell it!
I can't stop!
Do I have to smell it?
That's right!
It's really impossible.
Even for you, Tamken, you can't smell it.
But you should smell it and you should give it up!
That's right!
You can do it!
It's everyone's theory.
Go! Take it!
Take it!
It's over.
If you smell it, you should give it up.
I'll give it up.
Even if you make it double, it won't smell.
It's over double.
It's a dead place!
You remembered it, didn't you?
I remembered it!
You remembered it!
I'll never forget it!
It's everyone's theory at the end!
I'll do it!
One, two...
It stinks!
He said three of them!
Now, Tamura-san!
Please give us your judgment!
Go ahead!
It stinks!
It's red and red hot!
I did it!
Who's going to watch this show?
Who's going to watch it?
Watch it!
Next week...
They say you can get a lot of talent during filming.
Part 2!
They try various situations again!
It's a hide-and-seek!
And...
It's hard!
A 24-hour bicycle life!
If you get your feet on it, you'll fall off immediately.
Who will survive until the end?
And...
Mr. Osu's "Osu! Karate Do" Part 2!
Great!
"The Past Broadcast" is on Parabi!