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Now, we'll bring in various theories. Juniors, what do you have?
Well, everyone says various theories here, right?
We say various theories here, but...
Staff, we have no intention of using this on-air.
It's similar!
No, we've never used it before.
What is it?
That's right. As Juniors said, in the recording,
every time in the opening, the panelists present their own theories,
but they have never been broadcasted before.
So, tonight, we'll take a look at the panelists' theories.
My theory is...
This show has been airing for five years now.
What?!
This show has been airing for five years now.
I see.
So, this time...
That's right!
Do you remember anything?
My theory is...
Before eating a hamburger, a fat person should cut everything in half first.
A fat person should cut everything in half first and then eat it.
Because you want to eat it all at once?
That's right!
Does that count?
Of course not!
Why?!
Of course not!
You can do it easily.
You can do it easily. You haven't watched it, have you?
No, I haven't.
Mr. Hamura, do you have anything?
No, I don't...
I don't remember much of it.
Mr. Hamura is like that.
He doesn't broadcast it and doesn't remember it.
He doesn't remember it.
He's Mr. Yatsuke.
Hamada doesn't remember it at all, but the number of theories announced in the opening talk for five years is 638.
Tonight, we will introduce and verify such panellers' theories in one go.
So, it's a panellers' theory verification special!
First of all, the theory of bacharism.
I've been thinking about it for a long time, but there is a song called "Happy Birthday", isn't it?
Happy Birthday
It's a fashionable song.
Everyone knows it.
It's fashionable, isn't it?
Usually, "Happy Birthday" is this way.
I'm sorry to disturb you from a distance.
I think the song of "Happy Birthday" is a little long.
Everyone is singing while thinking it's definitely long.
Everyone is dancing.
The singer is also dancing.
Hurry up!
The singer's reaction is not enough.
The singer is happy and embarrassed, and the singer is a little confused.
The singer's facial expression is not enough.
Next is "Ogiyahagi", the theory of "ogi".
I've been thinking about it for a long time, but there are cold-blooded women.
There are always women in the class when you are a student.
Cold-blooded women are ugly, aren't they?
Really?
Ugly women don't stand out, do they?
There is a little bit of obscurity.
There is only cold-blooded women who have the skill of "kishikaisei" there.
I think it's a hot topic.
I know. I know.
Cold-blooded women suddenly stand out in the crowd.
It's a hot topic.
Cold-blooded women suddenly stand out in the crowd.
Where are you now?
Suddenly, there are a lot of cool men like "yanki" in the crowd.
Cold-blooded women are ugly.
Next is "kawaii shunichi", the theory of "kawaii shunichi".
There are no criminals who are taller than Japanese people.
No, no, no.
Because they stand out?
In the case of "nigeteru geugootou",
it's about 160cm to 75cm, right?
I've heard that it's about 190cm to 2m.
It's obvious.
In history, there are no criminals who are taller than 170cm or more.
They stand out.
Next is "ronbuu tamura ryo" theory.
There is a color ball of convenience store security, right?
The one you hit the criminal with.
Is there anyone who has ever hit that?
Actually.
Because if the one who paid runs away and hits the ball,
he may come back again.
So I'm wondering if you feel like hitting it.
You're not a part-time worker.
First of all, is there anyone who has ever thrown it?
And is there anyone who has ever hit it?
That's really difficult.
I really want to hit it.
Please look for it.
Personally...
Next is "hikaru no setsu" theory.
It's my personal hobby and I'm trying to verify it.
It's "yatsuke setsu" theory about "ru" in "karta".
I try my best, but there is no "ru".
"ru" is "yatara rusuban shiteru".
"Rusuban" is...
In the first place, there aren't many "ru"s.
I bought about 100 kinds of "karta" but...
"ru" starts with "rururu" or something like that.
There really isn't "ru" at all.
"ru" quality is low.
"ru" is very low.
Next up is "Football Hour" Goto's theory.
On the Shinkansen after 10.30 at night, 80% of the employees in green cars are watching erotic videos.
Let's look it up.
You should look it up.
Everyone is doing it like this.
Everyone is watching videos on their smartphones.
And you know how there are chairs like this?
There's a toilet over there.
And when I walk like this, you can see everyone's hands.
80% of them are watching erotic videos.
There was one before too.
An old man like this...
He's like an earphone jack.
It hasn't been plugged in yet.
I see.
He's like...
Even in the car...
I don't think he can hear you.
I think I can hear you.
And among them, there's a theory that was actually verified.
Here it is.
It's a theory that doesn't exist for people who have actually hit a color ball at a convenience store.
I see.
A color ball is...
It's like this.
It's a protective item that you can throw at a running offender and have it stick to you.
If you hit it with a special light, there's paint that lights up.
So you can't easily erase that evidence.
I see.
It's a big clue to arresting the offender.
So we immediately started investigating.
But for security reasons, it's not allowed to interview at a large convenience store.
I see.
And among them, the convenience store we visited was the one that interviewed us.
Wow, Hiromaru chain.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- This is a TVS channel. - Yes?
- Is it okay if we talk for a moment? - Yes, it's fine.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
The one who will listen to us is Mr. Hiromaru chain Ishihara-san, who uses his knees to bow.
No way!
- In this store... - Yes?
- Is there a color ball? - Yes, a color ball.
- Is it here? - Yes, it's here.
- Which one is it? - It's under the digit.
- She's so cute. - It's here.
- Is it okay like this? - Can you give it to me now?
- Yes, sir. - I want you to open it quickly.
- That's right. - It's here.
- I'm in a hurry. - Have you ever been thrown a color ball?
- No, I haven't. - Okay.
- She opened it with scissors. Is it your first time? - Yes.
I was worried. I was worried.
If it leaks here...
I thought it would be hard to clean up.
I put tape on it so that it wouldn't fall off and open.
So that it wouldn't leak on the day of.
It's been 10 years since she introduced the color ball.
She didn't have any experience using it.
If a thief comes in now, do you think you'll throw away the color ball?
First of all, I don't think I'll think of it.
Also, I'm worried that the store will get dirty.
If a thief comes in, I might throw it away.
But I don't think I'll throw it away.
I see.
Rather than arresting the culprit, the store was more concerned about the beauty of the store.
But even after that, when we continued our investigation...
We found an article about a thief who had the color ball hit in a local newspaper.
When we asked the convenience store in Yamaguchi Prefecture...
Hello.
I'm the store manager, Hamano.
This is the store manager, Hamano, and his wife, Harumi, who hit the color ball in a robbery.
About eight years ago, in the afternoon...
A thief with a knife came and took 160,000 yen cash.
And he took the color ball.
I chased him and hit the culprit.
Then the police found the color ball and arrested him.
- Really? - That's effective.
The thief is brave and assertive in his actions.
But when we asked about the situation at the time...
- Thief, culprit, strike! - It's a robbery.
He said, "Give me everything you have."
If you call the police, we'll kill you all.
That's what he said.
- How big of a knife was it? - This big.
It's a stainless steel knife.
- Is it about the same? - It's about the same.
The mother, who saw her son in a big pinch...
I asked him if it was in the afternoon.
And he said it was in the evening.
The store manager, who was in the baseball club, chased the thief who ran away.
I lost sight of him around here.
I found him over there.
- At the fence? - Yes.
- How far away? - About five or six meters.
- From here? - Yes.
- He's doing a good job. - Then...
- He said, "If you kill me, I'll kill you." - Yes.
- And he came back. - Huh?
- The criminal turned his back on him, but... - That's amazing.
- I... - Yes.
- Took this block... - Block.
- And threw it at him. - Wow!
- Then the criminal ran away. - Yes.
- Do you remember who the criminal was? - Yes, I do.
- Who is he like as an entertainer? - As an entertainer...
- I don't know.
He's like a cookie.
- Is he like a cookie? - He's like a cookie.
- He's not like a cookie at all.
- As a result... - He's like a cookie.
- There was a convenience store clerk who had hit a color ball. - He's like a cookie.
- Next is Fujiwara Fujimoto's theory.
- Most of the talent is... - Yes.
- The atmosphere... - Yes.
- And the tone of the voice are interesting... - Yes.
- There is a theory that you say something interesting. - What is it?
- What is it for me? - It includes you and me.
- There are people who are interesting.
- Is it a theory of talent? - Yes.
- Everyone is deceived that only the tone is interesting. - Actually...
- When I went to shoot with you... - Yes.
- Suddenly you said "Fujimoto, look at me!" - Yes.
- And you said "Cat!"
- It's funny. - It's not interesting. Only the tone is interesting.
- On the contrary, it's funny. - You said "Cat!"
- I said "Cat!" - That's right.
- Your tension is high. - My tension is only high.
- You said "Cloud!"
- That's right.
- Next is Imaru's theory.
- I have never met a person named Imaru.
- Yes. - Yes.
- After I was born, I heard that there are people named Imaru.
- I think Imaru is my first name.
- I see. - Yes.
- But you can look for it. - Yes.
- You want to look for it. - I want to meet it.
- I have never met a person with the same name. - That's right.
- You don't have a father named Sanma, do you?
- That's right.
- Next is Bose's theory.
- When you're driving in a car with a loud sound system and you're driving in the city,
- the song you're listening to is usually ugly.
- Ugly? - Don't say that!
- So it's not right. If you're listening to that kind of sound, you shouldn't be listening to this kind of song.
- Can you say "perapera" like in J-pop? - Can you say "perapera" like in J-pop?
- The sound is "perapera". - Wait a minute.
- He's saying something amazing!
- Next is Ogi Yahagi and Yahagi's theory.
- If you're confident in making delicious curry, instead of opening a curry shop,
- you should open a bar and make it taste good.
- What kind of theory is that?
- Even if you open a bar, you shouldn't make delicious curry, right?
- It's a hurdle. - It's a hurdle.
- So if you're confident in making delicious curry, you shouldn't open a curry shop.
- What are you talking about? - I'm just saying.
- Next is Yaguchi Mari's theory.
- "Small women are erotic" theory.
- People say it a lot on TV, and I'm like "what?!" and I'm like "I'm erotic!"
- Even if you don't say it, everyone knows it.
- I've been erotic since elementary school.
- There are a lot of erotic books in the fields. - There aren't many in the fields.
- I don't know if the fields are really good.
- There's a field called "hamef" and it's dry.
- I've been there many times and I went to school while looking at it.
- Because you were interested in it? - I think I'm erotic because I'm small.
- How do you verify it? Do you leave erotic books along the path that a small girl would pass?
- How big of a mistake is that?
- Can an erotic girl go into a closet?
- No! - I see.
- You can go in, can't you? - I can go in.
- Of course you can go in, you're small.
- Next up is Jun Miura's theory.
- On the mountain slopes, there's a place like "doshakuzure-dome". - Yes, there is.
- Doesn't it look like a waffle? - Yes, it does!
- To be honest, I'm not sure if the waffle comes first or the doshakuzure-dome comes first.
- What are you talking about? - That's a waffle set.
- It's definitely a waffle! - It's definitely a waffle!
- It's definitely faster in Belgium. - It's definitely a waffle!
- I don't think it's possible.
- And the one who actually verified it is...
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Here is the theory that actually verified it.
The name "Imaru" - "Imaru" is the first theory.
"Imaru" is a free-spirited name of Akashia Samba.
"Imaru" was given by Marumouke.
In the first place, does "Imaru" exist other than "Imaru"?
So I searched on the Internet.
Surprisingly, there are many names.
And I got in touch with Mr. Imaru Nakamura, who lives in Nagoya.
Mr. Imaru lives in this house.
Yes, he does.
Imaru?
Yes?
Oh, you are a child.
I'm Imaru.
Yes, I was a boy, but I got "Imaru".
"Imaru" was easily discovered, but it was still underage.
And I asked my mother why she named me "Imaru".
What do you mean?
I thought your daughter's name "Imaru" was cute.
And the reason is "Samba origin".
Do you like the name "Imaru"?
Yes, I like it.
Oh, you like it.
And there were other "Imaru"s who I got in touch with.
But all of them were underage and "Samba origin".
"Samba origin"?
But when we continued our investigation...
Oh, we found it!
We found an older "Imaru".
32 years old.
So we contacted Ms. Hanai Imaru, who is believed to be over 60 years old.
Hello?
Are you a fan of Ms. Hanai?
Yes, I am.
Excuse me, but is Ms. Hanai Imaru there?
She is.
She was 80 years old.
No, she is not.
I call you Hanai Yasumaru.
She is not Ms. Imaru.
I see.
I am Hanai Yasumaru.
I am Hanai Imaru.
Ms. Imaru Toshinue is over 30 years old.
If you are there, we are waiting for your call.
Next is the theory of H.K.T. Sashihara.
I think you have experienced it at least once.
There is a moment when Mr. Hamada suddenly calls a woman as "talent".
When he calls her by her first name, right?
Yes, even a talent who has a stronger first name impression says "this person has a first name".
I am called Sashihara, right?
Then, the talent who is called by a lower name...
I think they have more of a strong first name.
I think so.
It's kind of a lower name for a strong first name, isn't it?
Simply put, it's a theory of "hugging" a talent who is called by a first name.
It's easy to understand.
It's easy to understand. It's really easy to understand.
Next is the theory of Nogizaka Takayama.
I'm often made to drink Senburi tea in penalty games.
I hate it very much, but I think I can drink it on a very hot day or when I'm thirsty.
If you put Senburi tea in a marathon water supply station, I think everyone will drink it.
I see.
A little prank?
Or you don't realize it?
I'd like to do it, but I don't want to make a fuss about it again.
What should we do?
That's not a big deal.
Next is the theory of AKB Iriyama.
I'm an AKB48 member, but there are a lot of people in the AKB group now.
So, if you follow your relatives, there is always one person who is AKB.
Thank you very much.
Next is Asako Ito's theory.
Asako Ito's theory.
Next is Satomi Shigemori's theory.
Next is Daisuke Miyagawa's theory.
Next is Matsumoto's theory.
Next is Daisuke Miyagawa's theory.
Next is Setsu's theory.
This time, the target will try half-marathon on this truck.
The target will try half-marathon on this truck.
Who is it?
Thank you very much.
Next is Ohtoni's theory.
Ohtoni jumped out vigorously, but...
You're not fast, your pace.
I forgot a little.
That's right.
You're not fast.
After that, his pace continued to drop.
But you're still not drinking it.
14 minutes from the start.
It's his first time drinking water in his seventh week.
You should drink it now.
You're right.
He's thirsty.
He's definitely going to drink it.
He's drinking it.
Can you drink it?
Your mic is sticky.
I'm sorry.
He drank it all up.
But he didn't realize it was tea.
He continued his marathon.
What are you thinking about?
What's going on?
Eight weeks later.
What's this?
Is this weird?
Is it weird for me?
It's weird.
It might be bad for you.
What's this?
It's your second time.
It's really weird.
My pace is weird.
It's your second time.
His lack of variety experience caused trouble.
He doubted his own tongue.
I don't think it's a prank.
Right?
That thought...
You're stupid!
No matter how thirsty you are, you can't drink Senburi tea without realizing it.
You're amazing.
So, in conclusion...
He's stupid.
You said it right away.
I thought my tongue was weird because I ran too much.
You won't get used to it.
You should get used to it.
You're right.
Did you find anything interesting? Like a color ball?
Yes.
"Ukonmi no Okasan" was good.
It was good.
It was like an old man doing this.
With his knees.
Yes.
I don't see that person anymore.
Did you remember anything I said?
I remembered what you said.
You remembered it?
Yes, what you said.
I'd like to keep chasing what you say.
It's better than her.
That's right.
So, if you're over 30 years old, please join us.
Let's move on to the second half of the game.
Next up is "Takahashi Maasa's Theory".
It's said that men are more strict with their daughters than with their toys.
Then you're not that kind of person, right?
What do you mean by strict?
You know you're playing with your toys and such.
What about you, Masumo-san? Are you strict with your toys?
Well, I'm still young, but...
But what if you grow up?
Why are you approaching me?!
Huh?!
You're close, close. You're closer than that.
So you weren't strict with your toys?
I wasn't that strict.
Oh, really?
That's why my father didn't play with his toys that much in the past.
Of course you were playing with your toys!
Because you were popular.
One, two...
Next up is the theory of Yoko Gushiken.
These glasses...
I thought you all had a lot of them.
Glasses...
I thought you all had a lot of them.
Who do you think?
Everyone.
Everyone thinks Gushiken-san has a lot of glasses.
Wow, people say that a lot.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I only have two.
You only have two?
The results are out!
Um, Yoko, do you know what "theory" means?
Next up is Takeshi Tsuruno's theory.
When I go to a park, I always think about this.
There are pigeons, right?
There are so many of them.
They're all the same size.
Pigeons, right?
Pigeons, yes.
They're not particularly small or particularly big.
The theory is that only pigeons of that size come out of the nest.
Where are the little pigeons?
I've never seen little pigeons and I've never seen big pigeons either.
That's true!
I've never seen crows either.
I've never seen little crows either.
That's true!
In the morning of Shibuya, you usually see big crows.
There are no swans either.
There aren't many little stray cats either.
Little...
Little stray cats, right?
I don't see many little stray cats either.
Are there any?
Next up is Ai Sugiyama's theory.
Sports players, if you play with siblings,
you're more likely to have a son than a daughter.
You're more likely to have a son or daughter than a son or daughter.
What do you think?
Serena Williams and Venus Williams,
who are very strong American players,
also have sons or daughters.
Serena is stronger.
That may be true.
Next up is Tsuchida Teruyuki's theory.
There are people who put "Be careful of bears" stickers on their cars, right?
If you put that sticker on your car,
I'm sure your free talk will be boring.
That may be true.
What?
That's not what I think!
You go to a car shop and buy a car with so many stickers,
and you put it where everyone can see it.
That sense!
I'm sure it won't be boring!
Next up is Tomonori Jinnai's theory.
There's a theory that Hamada-san's movements between recordings are too suspicious.
Not only in this show,
but in other songs like "deluxe",
he often takes a break between recordings, right?
Matsumoto-san is alone with the staff and takes a break.
Hamada-san comes and gathers with us,
but "deluxe" is always with big celebrities.
Umemiya Tatsuo-san,
Umezawa Tomio-san,
Kitajima Saburo-san.
In the meantime, he stands next to a big celebrity and speaks quietly.
Is he selling something?
He speaks quietly with Kitajima Saburo-san and Umemiya Tatsuo-san.
They all look happy, don't they?
They all smile and give each other small papers.
But the feeling of touching a big celebrity is different.
What do you mean "touching"?
I was surprised the other day.
The camera wasn't turning in the hallway of "deluxe",
and Pingo-san came from over there.
It happened that Pingo-san wasn't in "deluxe", but in a different show.
He was wearing a gold shield.
He walked over and we met in the middle of the show, and we kissed naturally.
Wow!
That's weird!
That's amazing!
The camera wasn't rolling when we kissed!
It wasn't even a porn movie!
You walked over and we met in the middle of the show, and we kissed naturally.
No, no, no.
It can't be helped.
Binko has come.
Binko!
Binko has come.
Binko has come, but it can't be helped.
Binko has come.
And among them, there is a theory that has actually been verified.
The brothers who play the same sport, younger brother and younger sister, are said to be stronger.
The first ever brother and sister in history, the younger brother and sister, are the younger brother and sister of Takano Hana.
The younger brother and sister of Miura, who both experienced representing Japan, are also the younger brother and sister of Katsuyoshi.
And the Asada sisters of figure skating are also the younger sister of Mao.
It is true that the younger brother and sister have a stronger image, but is it really only that pattern?
This time, we will check all combinations of Japanese brothers and sisters who participated in the same competition at the Olympics.
We will verify them thoroughly.
First of all, the wrestling sisters, of course, the younger sister, Kaori.
And the judo brothers, Nakamura brothers, are also the younger brother, Kenzo.
The skier brothers, Ogiwara brothers, are the twin brothers, Kenji.
The weightlifting brothers, Miyake brothers, are also the younger brother, Yoshinobu.
As a result of investigating all 19 combinations...
As expected, his little brother was stronger.
But, it wasn't that much of a difference.
Next up is Chihara Jr.'s theory.
In this amateur TV show, there's that famous "Tokyo Magazine", right?
That has too many views.
That's true!
That has the most views in Japan.
It's not a theory or anything like that!
It's reality!
It's too white, isn't it?
No one dyed it!
It's completely white!
Next up is the theory of Chihara Seiji.
The convenience stores with erotic books are said to have a lot of old cars.
I think I know what you're talking about.
A lot of young people come to the parking lot.
And the rent is relatively cheap.
Yes, it's not good now.
It's not good now?!
It's a hot topic now.
It's a hot topic.
It has nothing to do with him.
Next up is the theory of Robert Akiyama.
There are erotic stores, right?
There are erotic stores like that.
There are pink stores.
There are timers that measure time.
Most of them are shaped like apples.
I don't know!
Is that what you think?
I don't know much about it.
You're the one who doesn't know much about it.
Are they provided in large quantities?
Maybe.
I feel like that.
Most of them are apples.
Most of them are like that?
You can look it up on the internet.
What do you look up on the internet?
I don't know!
Next up is the theory of Yohiko Hamaguchi.
Mr. Aki Takejo writes his own name on his belongings.
That's a fact!
Really?
Yes.
What does it say?
Does it say "Aki Takejo"?
Yes.
There's a bag where you put your microphone in, right?
It's like a belt for women.
Are those your belongings?
The bag you put your microphone in.
Both of them can be borrowed.
Even your own name is written on it.
The name is written on it.
Aki Takejo
Next up is the theory of Jimmy Onishi.
I think that "7" means "triangle".
What does it mean?
Do you have any questions?
Wait a minute!
I have a question!
What is it?
I think 7 is a triangle.
But I think 2 is wrong.
Isn't it 2?
It's 2!
Isn't it a triangle?
One triangle, two triangles, three triangles...
That's not it!
Is it connected?
1, 2...
1, 2, 2...
2 triangles!
It's not 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 2...
7 didn't jump up at the end.
That means it's 2 triangles.
I'm old-fashioned. Can I hit you?
What are you saying?
I think 7 is a double triangle.
Double triangle?
Yes!
But it's not a triangle.
1, 2, 3, right?
I'll be honest with you.
You don't need this, do you?
You don't need 100 yen, do you?
I'm sorry.
That's weird.
I'll be honest with you.
And among them, the ones that were verified were...
Up until now, we have provided these products with sponsors.
Among them, the ones that were verified were...
The rumored "Tokyo Magazine"
The most white-collared show in Japan
Therefore, this time, we will investigate the white- collared ratings of regular cast members.
We created the world's first TV show white- collared ratings ranking.
I don't really want to watch it.
It's not easy to investigate things like this.
By the way, there is only one white-collared show among regular cast members.
There are only 19 shows.
Is the number one show really "Tokyo Magazine"?
Therefore, the fifth place of white-collared ratings ranking is...
White-collared ratings 25%
B. and Takeshi's "TV Tackle"
White-collared talent's representative writer, Yoshi Otake Makoto.
"TV Tackle" is in the top 5.
Next, the fourth place is...
TBS Sunday Morning
One and a half shows are white-collared, and the white- collared ratings is 25%.
It's the same as B. and Takeshi's "TV Tackle", but it's ranked in the fourth place because of the difference in total points.
Don't do it like a sport.
Next, the white-collared ratings is 33%, and both shows are ranked in the same place.
B. and Takeshi's "TV Tackle"
First of all, "Daily Television", "World's Most Wanted Rating", and one more thing, "Tele-tower", "The Karaoke Battle", "White-collared Ratings", and both shows are ranked in the same place.
So, "White-collared Ratings" is in the first place.
"Tokyo Magazine" is also in the first place.
"White-collared Ratings" is in the first place.
"Tokyo Magazine" is in the 30th place.
"White-collared Ratings" is in the 8th place with 50% of white-collared ratings.
So, "White-collared Ratings" is in the first place.
"Ameagari Kesshi" vs. "Miyasako's Theory"
Miyasako's Theory
Sandwich Man Tomizawa's Theory
I have experience of it.
When I found out that my ex-girlfriend was working in the same business as me,
I was so confused.
I know what you mean.
I was like, "Let's get off, let's get off."
I used to hear that a woman who broke up with her ex- boyfriend was working in the USJ.
When I was filming in the USJ, I was like, "She's definitely going to show up."
But she didn't show up.
I couldn't fool around at all.
I was worried about it.
I was worried about that filming.
Sandwich Man Tomizawa's Theory
Next up is "Rocchi Cocado's Theory."
I've been thinking about it for a while now,
but what I know the most about celebrity gossip is
"sound production theory" rather than reporters.
I forget to turn it on before and after recording.
You talk in a loud voice.
I talk in a small voice, don't I?
I say quite a lot of things, don't I?
I turn it all off.
That's true.
I see.
I talk like this and look like this.
I hold it like this.
It's too late.
Sometimes I hear a huge poop sound.
I go to the bathroom.
You turn it off and go.
Next is "theory of Kanako Yananihara".
When I ask a woman "who is your favorite female celebrity?",
most of them say "someone who looks like me".
What do you mean?
I want them to say "you look like me".
Who do you think I am?
Yuka!
I'm so angry!
She suddenly became a senior.
Who is it?
I'm Hirako Gisa.
I think I know who you are.
You look like you have a lot of make-up on.
Can you stop saying that?
Next is "theory of Koji Imada".
It's hard for me to say this in front of you,
but there is a theory that Mr. Matsuboshi is trying to do manzai.
I see.
I've been talking about it lately.
Recently, Mr. Matsuboshi is often seen in Yoshimoto's theater.
That's right!
Mr. Matsuboshi has appeared in various theaters.
Recently, he appeared in Osaka's theater.
When "Shimafuri Myoujou" came out,
Mr. Matsuboshi was told in advance that he was coming.
He said, "I don't know where you are, but you're in the audience, so you don't know where you are, do you?"
When Mr. Matsuboshi came out of the theater,
there was a black-haired macho man in the back of the theater.
He was sitting like this.
They knew that I looked like them.
There was a secret meeting.
Mr. Matsuboshi, you're coming today.
They all put their shoulders together and slipped.
They were slipping a lot.
Everyone, including Chidori, slipped.
The only one who was slapped was Masashi Kumada.
He was the only one who was slapped.
I heard that Rumi-ne also came.
That's right!
Is it because you're doing it like that?
No, it's not like that.
The people in the east are probably trying to do a little bit of manzai.
If I were an actor, I would have seen it first.
It's in the audience.
It's like I'm the president of Yoshimoto.
It's like I'm inspecting the theater.
That's the theory.
That's my theory now.
I didn't say that to you.
Does it depend on you?
What?
You don't do it, do you?
What are you talking about?
I saw it in an interview.
You don't do it?
Mr. Hamada is like that.
"Downtown" was done by Mr. Matsuboshi.
I saw it in that magazine.
If I say I'll do manzai, will you do manzai?
Of course!
Let's do it!
Please cut it out.
Why?
And among them, there is a theory that has actually been verified.
If there is Motokano in the audience of manzai, the scene will be shaky.
The stage of verification is a live performance in this theater where several groups of entertainers perform.
And their target is pistachio Ijichi.
Today, they will also perform their well-known white- eyed manzai, but...
This person is in that audience.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Motokano of Ijichi, who has a pretty good impression, and Niho Suzuki.
By the way, when did you break up with Ijichi?
We broke up about two months ago.
How long have you been dating?
We've been in a relationship for about three years.
They met at the time of the pistachio's big break.
They have been living together for three years with their love dogs.
Their marriage was also in the game.
Why did you break up?
The reason is that we play too much and we're not together many times a week.
We live together, so our clothes smell good and our perfume smells good.
So you haven't talked to each other since you broke up?
We call each other sometimes, but we don't meet up.
How do you answer that?
I ignore it.
Do you have any regrets?
I think I do.
I didn't think he would really come out.
I think it's the saddest time for me now.
Since we broke up, I haven't been able to answer my mom's phone.
She's been asking me how I'm going to come back.
Do you think you'll notice it today?
I'm sure I'll notice it.
It's been two months since they broke up.
She still can't forget her ex-boyfriend.
How do you know this picture?
Let's start the verification.
Where is it?
How do you know this picture?
Can you do manzai as you usually do?
I think she'll notice it.
I'm Kizuta Chiho. Nice to meet you.
Look.
She noticed it.
I noticed it!
She recognized Motokano with her eyes like a role model.
Manzai begins.
Suddenly, I would like to announce a profession that you may want to know.
Cool!
I can finally ask you.
In the first place, it is a unique tempo of manzai, so it is difficult to understand whether it is out of tune or not.
However,
she looks at Motokano and is quite conscious of him.
What's more,
when she looks at him closely, her hands are shaking.
It's true!
It's strange.
It's true!
Her eyes are shaking!
And then, the story lasts for four minutes.
So, after the manzai ends...
She may have thought that you came back.
That's right.
What do you say?
I would like you to come and talk with us.
Yes.
What?
Wait a minute.
Wednesday is also a modern day.
I don't know.
Today, you were doing manzai, right?
Yes.
Did you notice anything strange?
Yes.
You noticed it, didn't you?
I noticed it.
What did you notice?
Well...
A week ago, my ex-girlfriend came to see me.
That's strange.
Is that strange?
Your hands are shaking a lot.
I was very nervous.
Didn't it affect you?
I thought I would do it normally, but there were a lot of scenes where I stopped and my hands shook a lot.
But I thought I couldn't fail.
He found his ex-girlfriend and seemed to be very upset.
It may only be known to us, but it was really messed up.
The lines also changed my voice.
What is this?
But I keep looking over there.
You had super eyes.
I thought you would look at me a lot.
It's not good to look in front of me.
I came to see you and received this award.
I thought you would give it to me.
An hour and a half later, my boyfriend came home and made me dinner.
I'm sorry. Thank you for your cooperation.
It's the worst.
I don't think it's good for people to hurt others.
You still like me?
So, Mio and her new boyfriend are happy.
It's like "one more time" thanks to this.
If it's such a shock, white eyes don't come out.
You had black eyes all the time.
Your black eyes were twitching.
How about the other two?
Your younger brother is stronger, isn't he?
He hasn't changed much.
My older brother is like that, too.
He is my younger brother.
I'm his younger brother, but my older brother is doing his best.
You don't know, do you?
He's doing his best.
Don't laugh at me.
He's doing his best.
I'm not laughing at you.
He's doing his best.
Thank you very much.
I'll ask you more questions like this in the future.
I'll do it like this more and more.
Isn't it normal for you to show your down-down face only in the opening?
I thought you'd show me everything.
I've been a little irritated since about halfway through.
But if you show me a completely different man's face, you'll be angry, won't you?
Even if you don't laugh at me?
I won't be angry at you at all.
You're lying.
You weren't angry at me in the past.
If you show me a completely different man's face, you'll be angry at me in the future.
What are you talking about?
You're crazy.
Can I ask you a favor?
Will the entertainers carry any settings in the next episode?
In addition, they will challenge a word game with their first impression.
And they will challenge to find a restaurant that only has one menu.
They will also challenge an osbin competition.
At the event held after the broadcast on December 26 last year,
many people gathered and caused confusion beyond expectation.
We deeply apologize to everyone in the vicinity and those related to us for causing you trouble.