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Here is the first presenter.
First of all, please look at this.
This is the ranking of favorite entertainers announced in Weekly Bunshun in November of this year.
Downtown is in the third place.
This is wonderful.
But Downtown is almost double the number of Sandwich Man.
Isn't it amazing that it is in the third place?
Chidori, Takeshi and Daiki Hanano are here.
This time, we have a theory about the ranking of favorite entertainers.
Any entertainers can be in the first place in the ranking of favorite entertainers if they are from the same area.
For example, we will investigate in Hyogo Prefecture.
And we will investigate in Amagasaki City.
And we will investigate in Shioe.
If you go all the way to Shioe 2-chome, you will find Matsumo's family.
If you were born in Shioe 2-chome, you will find your family.
By the way, this is in the 50th place of favorite entertainers.
It has nothing to do with people.
I am in the 37th place.
Yes, I am in the 37th place.
Stop it!
Don't look at entertainers anymore!
I am not in the 50th place!
You are in the 800th place!
What do you mean by 800th place?
You are next in Alinklin!
Why are you next in Alinklin? You are from Okinawa!
I don't know!
After this, if you approach your parents no matter what kind of entertainer you are,
will you be able to rank first in your favorite entertainer ranking?
Furthermore!
A prank that won't explode no matter how long a giant balloon stands!
It's not exploding!
And!
The first one to be eliminated is...
From Kuro-chan's love reality show "Monster House",
the first one to be eliminated is...
Monster House
No matter what kind of entertainer you are,
if you are from the countryside,
will you be able to rank first in your favorite entertainer ranking?
The entertainer who will be investigated is...
She's cute!
She's amazing!
She's really amazing!
The young and familiar combination from Ibaraki Prefecture, "Kaminari"
She was 42nd in her favorite entertainer ranking all over the country...
Eva-chan!
Do you think you can rank first in your favorite entertainer ranking?
If you are from my hometown, I think so!
First of all, you are from Ibaraki Prefecture.
Yes.
What will you be next in your favorite entertainer ranking?
Let me see...
It will be "Hokotachi" in my hometown.
"Tamada" in my hometown.
"Tamada" in your hometown.
Yes.
My favorite entertainer ranking is "1046-2".
You said it all!
This time, they will investigate from Ibaraki Prefecture, where they are from.
From there, about 50,000 people are buried,
- 447 people are buried - They even dig up their houses.
- And while they narrow down their investigation, - Wow, that's amazing.
- will "kaminari" be number one? - I'm curious about that.
If it's not Ibaraki Prefecture, it's a bit of a shock.
- Yes, it's Ibaraki Prefecture. - I see.
- Is that so? - Yes.
If it's number one, it means they will be number one without anything.
I see.
(Sigh)
- That's realistic. - With that said,
first, they will investigate their favorite entertainers in Ibaraki Prefecture, where they are from.
- Someone said Ibaraki Prefecture. - Will "kaminari" be number one?
- Akaboru is number one. - Akaboru is number one.
Ibaraki Prefecture's favorite entertainer rankings.
First, in 10th place...
- In the past, when I was doing "entertainer god" - Yes, yes.
- I always watched it. - Really?
I always believe in a good story.
- I think it's "entertainer god". - Really?
- Entertainer god. - Entertainer god.
- Entertainer god is funny. - Stop it!
I'm not laughing! I'm not laughing!
I'm not laughing!
Next, in 9th place...
- It's a little off-topic, but - Wow.
I like "Surichigaikonto" and stuff like that.
- I like "Unjash" - Wow.
- Entertainer god. - In 9th place, "Unjash".
- Entertainer god. - Entertainer god.
- This is also in the top 10 rankings from 27th place.
Ibaraki Prefecture's favorite entertainer rankings.
Next, in 8th place...
His comments are so funny.
"Non-style".
"Non-style" also ranks up from 24th place.
And in 7th place...
His dancing is amazing.
I like the atmosphere.
"Watanabe Naomi".
"Watanabe Naomi" is from Ibaraki Prefecture and ranks from 19th place to top 10.
Next, in 6th place...
His laughter never changes.
He's smart and understands people's feelings well.
"Kikiwarai"?
"Sanma"?
In 6th place...
"Akashia Sanma".
The man in second place ranks up from here.
And finally, in 5th place...
Can "Kaminari" get first place?
Next, in 5th place...
His reactions are funny as a reaction entertainer.
He does everything for you.
That's true.
He does what you want him to do for you.
I like "Degawa".
"Degawa" is popular now.
"Degawa" ranks first.
He's the most popular entertainer in Japan.
Even in Ibaraki Prefecture, he ranks first.
Next, in 4th place...
"Amu Hazureta".
"Amu Hazureta" was on a TV show before "Memoirs".
It was pretty funny.
Ibaraki Prefecture is similar in many ways.
But Ibaraki Prefecture has something I love.
It's Kaminari.
4th place, Kaminari.
It didn't get 1st place in Ibaraki Prefecture, but it jumped up from 42nd place nationwide.
And the top 3 that surpassed Kaminari in Ibaraki Prefecture.
First, 3rd place is...
Downtown.
It's still in 10th place nationwide.
Where is it located in downtown Ibaraki Prefecture?
Let's ask Ibaraki Prefecture's Hamada-style Ibaraki Prefecture.
And...
Matsumoto-san's...
Hamada-san is indeed Hamada-san.
Furthermore...
Aokubo-san.
I like Hamada-san a lot recently.
He has a wide range of knowledge.
Really?
I think he's amazing, so I watch his programs a lot.
Ibaraki-kenmin also said that he likes Inaima- bubun.
Returning to the rankings, in second place is...
It's you!
It's not you!
From 8th place in Japan, Chidori is in 2nd place.
And in 1st place...
The story is interesting.
I like it.
Sandwich-man.
Wow!
Sandwich-man.
With an overwhelming number of votes,
just like in Japan, Sandwich-man is in 1st place.
That's a lot of votes.
Ibaraki-kenmin's favorite entertainer ranking.
The number of votes from all over Japan was the highest,
but it wasn't enough for Sandwich-man.
Sandwich-man.
Moving on...
Another survey was conducted in Ibaraki-ken Hokotashi.
Will Kaminari be in 1st place this time?
Hokotashi-min's favorite entertainer ranking.
From 10th to 5th place, as you can see...
And in Ibaraki-ken, Kaminari was in 4th place.
Dao and Tao.
The rest are in Top 3.
In 3rd place is...
I don't like it when people make fun of me.
Sandwich manga.
Sandwich manga was in 1st place in all countries and in Ibaraki-ken.
Now it's in 3rd place.
Next, in 2nd place is...
"Tsukkomi" was "kirekire".
"kirekire" and...
For me, "chidori" was...
"chidori" was in 2nd place in Ibaraki-ken and...
It's still in 2nd place in all countries and in Ibaraki-ken.
The 1st place is...
"kaminari" was in 1st place in all countries and in Ibaraki-ken.
"kaminari" was in 2nd place in all countries and in Ibaraki-ken.
I love it because other people promote it.
We also like "kaminari" and use it.
kaminari
I like "kaminari" too.
"kaminari" was popular in Ibaraki-ken from 8 years old to 90 years old.
They reported their results.
I'm happy.
I don't say "Ibaraki is like this" but...
I'm happy that I have such an image because of my Ibaraki accent.
Let's see how it is for a comedian with a shallow image of Ibaraki.
So...
Maybe not.
Yullian Retriever, who is not in the 50th place in the national ranking, added verification.
Where are you from, Yullian?
I am from NYC.
NYC.
Nara Prefecture, Yoshino Town.
Dive! What a hassle!
As before, Yullian will start from the prefecture and investigate in a narrower area of the local area.
Will she be in the first place in the ranking?
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I can't make you cry.
Can we date after this?
How close can she get to become number one in her favorite entertainer ranking?
First of all, we surveyed her favorite entertainer in Hichoson, Nara.
Number one is...
That girl.
She does manzai by herself.
She's cute.
Yulian.
Number ten, Yulian Red River.
Although Yulian isn't as well-known as Hichoson, its local effect is huge.
It went from 50th place to 10th place in a flash.
And here are the entertainers who surpassed Yulian from 9th place to 4th place.
Including 9th place Ulhanshin Giant, Wagyu, Nakagawa Family, Waraimeshi, and Kansai People who weren't in the national rankings.
And number three is...
I like all the entertainment shows she does.
Sandwich Man.
The most popular entertainer in Japan ranks high even in Nara.
Even in Nara?
Next is number two.
He looks strict, but he's actually very kind.
Downtalker.
Number two, Downtalker.
And here are the entertainers who Nara people like.
Number one is...
He's funny overall.
Overall?
Sebastian.
Akashia Summer.
She's funny overall.
She's a big star born in Nara, but she's ranked first with a big gap in 2nd place.
While Kansai People are the most popular, only Sandwich Man is ranked high in East Japan.
How much closer will Ulyan get to her hometown to catch up with Summer?
Will she be able to make up for it?
Next, 38,000 people surveyed in Yoshino County, Nara Prefecture.
The best is...
Nakagawa Prefecture.
It's a laughing stock.
I don't know much about young people now, but they're past the age of adolescence.
Yoshino County ranking 10th to 6th place is...
As you can see...
No, it's already gone.
Yasushi Kiyoshi, who has been disbanded for 29 years now, is also ranked in.
Next, 5th place is...
Sandwich Man.
4th place is...
Downtown.
And 3rd place is...
I'm a woman entertainer who's working hard.
My family is also from Yoshino County.
I'm Ulyan.
3rd place is...
Ulyan Retriever.
It's a big rank up from 10th place in Nara Prefecture, but it doesn't reach 1st place.
2nd place is...
Chidori.
And of course, 1st place is...
Akashia Samba.
It's close.
It's also 1st place in Yoshino County.
It's a little narrower now.
With that said, next up is...
Yoshino Prefecture, Yoshino Town, Nara Prefecture.
And...
Ulyan used to be in Shorinji Kenpo.
A long-time sensei.
You mean Kiseto?
A long time ago.
Before you debuted, you worked at a nearby convenience store, didn't you?
He's one of my friends' relatives.
I like Ulyan Retriever.
About 7,000 people live in this small town.
Ulyan Retriever's population has increased by one.
Will he finally win first place?
As you can see, his favorite entertainer ranking is below sixth in Nara Prefecture, Yoshino Prefecture, Yoshino Town.
Next, in fifth place is...
Akashia Sanma.
Until now, he was in first place for real estate, but for some reason, in fifth place due to a super pinpoint survey called Yoshino Town...
Next, in fourth place is...
In first place is...Downtown.
In third place is...Chidori.
And in second place is...
As I thought, the latest stories are interesting.
He's really cheerful and active.
He's Yulian.
We're in the same class, so we're the same age.
Yulian isn't first place even in Yoshino Town.
Who's first place?
And the one who won first place in Yulian's hometown is...
Sound Ichiban, who has come back from the Far East and the Far West.
When we asked him why...
He's the most popular.
He's No. 1.
I saw him on TV recently.
Not only is he popular, but he also has a strong impression of being in first place.
When asked about his favorite entertainer, he immediately thought of...
Miller.
So we narrowed down the survey...
To Yulian's crazy hometown...
With 174 people...
Yoshino County, Yoshino Town...
I never thought I'd be an entertainer.
All of them are below sixth place.
And as you can see, the entertainers are in first place.
And as you can see, from first place to fifth place...
The one who was shining in first place is...
It's so sudden!
Um... that girl...
Um... Yoshidame... Yuri-chan...
Yuri-chan?
I'm supporting Yuri-chan a lot.
My great-grandfather is Yuri-chan's father.
It's been a long time.
You're supporting her, aren't you?
We're all supporting her.
Yuri-yan, "retro river".
"retro river".
Yuri-chan, who is not Yuri-yan, is finally in first place.
Of course it is!
Yuri-chan...
Since I was in kindergarten...
They're all Yuri-chan.
She said funny things that didn't make any sense.
She said that she would go to Yoshimoto in the future.
But it came true.
So, she will report this result to herself.
You're in first place.
Oh, I'm glad!
I'm relieved.
Thank you very much.
There are about 100 people who answered correctly.
Half of them are Yuri-yan.
You can imagine how small Kuzu is.
I think you know that there are only 200 people in Kuzu.
There is one entertainer in Kuzu.
I asked him "Who do you like?"
Can you tell me who you like?
No matter what entertainer you are, you can be number one if you are around your family.
That's right.
At first glance, he is number one.
That's amazing.
He is number one in every generation.
But you two are cheating.
No, we are not.
Why do you try to cheat?
But you are cheating.
Isn't it amazing?
But you are cheating.
That's right.
You are not good at saying "I don't like you."
You are going to be a friend.
I have "the worst 50 entertainers I hate."
That's amazing.
He got 1,800 votes for "the worst entertainers I hate."
Congratulations on your downturn.
Is it true?
It's not true.
Is it true?
You work hard every day to entertain people.
But you are number one in downturn.
You are number one in downturn.
I hate "the worst entertainers I hate."
You don't have to say it.
By the way, I hate "the worst entertainers I hate."
But I like "Nadal."
Nadal and me are the same.
I can tell.
He is sick. Please leave him alone.
Next presenter is...
Who is it?
Chocolate Planet!
Yes! Chocolate Planet has been selling well recently.
It's been selling like crazy.
After all, the number of works for "King of Contest" has increased a lot.
Has it increased?
It has increased!
Well, we lost the match, but we won the match.
Right, Mr. Ikko?
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Shake it clearly!
Right, Mr. Ikko?
Shake it clearly!
You have to shake it lightly!
Well, our number of works has increased,
but I think it's a prank if it sells well.
This time, we brought a theory about the basics of such pranks.
Here it is!
Giant Balloon!
Even if it stands forever and doesn't burst,
comedians will keep holding it!
I don't like it!
If it's tightly locked up and a balloon comes in and it expands...
There are times when it doesn't break.
If it's big...
If it didn't explode, what would you do?
Even if it stands forever and doesn't burst!
"Wah-wah" is very tiring!
It's very tiring!
"Koh-koh-koh-koh" is very tiring!
Well, we had you verify it!
Then...
VTR!
It's amazing!
Giant Balloon
No matter how long it stands or not explode
If you are an entertainer, verify the theory that you can keep being scared
First of all, the first target is...
How much time do we have?
It's out!
It has low endurance
Audrey Hassen
So, let's do it
It's out!
What? What? What?
I'm scared of this!
Just like a typical balloon prank, it expands at once
But when it's about to explode, it stops
It's out!
It keeps its size
I see
It only makes a sound
Then...
One minute has passed
One minute is enough
It's huge!
It's huge! It's huge! It's huge!
What? What?
It's long!
What's going on?
It's huge! It's huge! It's huge!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
What's going on with the comments?
Even though she feels uncomfortable with the balloon that doesn't break easily
She keeps reacting
It's dangerous!
It's out!
It doesn't break at all!
What's this?
From the scared reaction that was conscious of the camera
The reaction to the real panic started to change
It's dangerous!
What is it?
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
What is it?
I was thinking of editing, but you used it from here!
While turning on and off the panic reaction switch frequently, six minutes passed in no time.
As expected! As expected of a comedian!
The panic mode seems to have decreased considerably, but...
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Did you think it would be bad if you didn't react when it broke?
Serious Kasuga, who is lightly panicking in various places...
It's dangerous!
Even though neither of them worked...
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Fourteen minutes from the start...
It must be really tiring!
It's tiring!
Finally, Kasuga started moving!
What is it?
It's dangerous!
No way!
It's dangerous!
By himself...
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Don't let it know!
As if it was told naturally...
It's dangerous!
You said it too!
It's dangerous!
I can see it! I can see it!
Fifteen minutes from the start...
He broke his own balloon and it's over!
What is it?
And with that...
Eh?!
Wait, what is it? All of a sudden?
How was it?
No, it's nothing!
All of a sudden...
I went to the dressing room and the balloon came...
You must be surprised!
What did you do in the end?
Eh?!
Can you say something that embarrassing?!
Something that embarrassing...
Explaining this project here and now...
Ah, Narufesso!
By the way, Kasuga-san, didn't you feel like you were in that zone for a long time?
I didn't feel like I was in that zone...
It's obvious that this kind of prank is over, isn't it?
I'm just following the rules...
Next, the second target is...
Ah, Asahi!
It's Asahi-chan, isn't it?
She's not a comedian, but she seems like she'll keep scaring people...
Asahi Nao!
Wait! Wait! Wait! What? What?
Wait! Wait! Wait! What?
At this stage, it may be possible for her to escape from the door...
You're right!
She's not embarrassed at all!
Asahi ignores that and continues to react as if she's done too much...
She's not scared!
She's totally conscious of the camera!
And...
Even after the size of the balloons don't change, she continues to get scared...
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! - Amazing!
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! - Wait! Wait! Wait!
- It's not! It's not happening! - Closer! Closer!
However, five minutes from the beginning, did she notice the change?
- Did you notice it? - Wait! Wait! Wait!
- The camera suddenly... - At an earlier timing than Kasuga...
- She's going to lose! - She has the prey on standby...
- Wait! Wait! Wait! - Oh, you're right...
- Wait! What should I do with it?! - Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?
She's holding it with all her might.
And...
B...
No way!
From the beginning to the end.
Finally!
That's why it's a joke.
I'm embarrassed.
But it's tough.
I thought it was a balloon prank.
How was it?
What do you mean?
I don't want you to do this.
Explaining this project...
Oh, is that the kind of verification?
Seriously?
It was the first time for me to break this balloon.
I had a thinner image.
Thinner?
It was thick, so I thought it wouldn't break easily.
Balloon...
As a result of both of them breaking their own balloons...
Breaking their own balloons?
The third target is...
Tanaba.
Vanguardz Tanaka.
After one minute...
It's not leaking!
What is this?
It's leaking!
This is...
I'm used to this situation!
What is this?!
You're going to say it all.
Tell me what it is!
I don't know what it is!
You don't know, do you?
It's probably a prank.
It's probably a prank!
A prank...
I have to run through it!
Where is their reaction?
Tanaba continues to complain to the staff who are behind the wall.
It's hard...
Even if it's a prank...
Even if it's like this for about ten minutes...
Ten minutes? Don't you think it's too long?
Ten minutes of acting alone.
I don't know what to do! It's my first time!
Time passed without knowing what was going on.
I'll just do it normally! If you ask me like this!
Just like this...
This kind of thing happens!
I was tricked!
Who are you talking about? Who are you looking at?
However, dating someone who doesn't know what's going on.
Another five minutes.
I've been doing this for 20 minutes!
What? How is this going to end?
It's getting scary all of a sudden!
It's not going to end?
It's a different kind of prank.
Almost correct.
It seems like we're finally starting to see what's going on.
Are you okay?
This is amazing!
You're doing a great job!
I'm getting tired!
What is this?
And...
Joyman is about to cry.
What is this?
However, there's still more time left.
I don't know what to do!
I'll just do it normally!
I'm getting out of the room!
You're a human being now.
I'm getting out of the room!
I've never seen this before!
I'm going to take a picture of you!
I'm getting used to it.
It's noisy.
What's this?
How was it?
I've already said everything I wanted to say.
However, it's hard to end without breaking balloons.
How was it, everyone?
It was funny.
It was just funny.
It's human nature.
Tanaka is serious, so he has no intention of breaking balloons by himself.
I could see a dirty side of him.
The first two.
But, Tanaka was funny as a balloon commander.
He's been doing it as a partner for a long time.
Balloon as a partner.
Balloon commander.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in!
Tamura.
I'm Tamura.
Nice to meet you.
From now on, it's not a theory.
It's over there.
It's MONSTER HOUSE.
Have you seen today's guest?
Yes, I have.
I love him.
You love him?
What do you mean you love him?
I love him.
Kuro-chan is so funny.
I'm curious about him.
You mean he's funny?
Yes, he's funny.
Doesn't he make you uncomfortable?
No, he doesn't.
He does.
Last time, we watched the first episode of MONSTER HOUSE with these six people.
The first episode was broadcasted that Kuro-chan and Rion-chan and Ran-chan like him.
All of you saw it, right?
All of you saw it and Rion-chan was of course enraged.
That's right.
Then, something strange happened.
Kuro-kun appeared.
Suddenly, a person who drew a circle with a lottery ticket was ordered to choose one person to leave.
But Kuro-chan was so scared.
If he hadn't drawn a circle, he would have been dropped.
That's right.
He was scared, but he drew a circle.
He was scared, but he drew a circle all of a sudden.
They will talk face-to-face one by one.
He drew a circle all of a sudden.
He is like a monster.
Now, they will talk face-to-face in hell.
Let's watch it.
It's lonely to be alone.
They are getting along well.
They are getting used to each other.
At first, I thought it was impossible to live together.
I thought so, too.
I was wondering who would come.
They are getting along well.
They have been together for a long time, and now they are alone.
I didn't think we would get along so well.
Kuro-chan is waiting for you in the lower room.
I'm so happy.
She is waiting for you.
She is scared.
Now...
They will talk face-to-face one by one.
First, they will talk face-to-face in Thailand.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
Up to this point, we have provided this program with the sponsor you are watching.
But, I think it's better to drop one man.
Then, they will get along better.
Good-bye.
- Excuse me. - Good morning, Tiger.
- Thank you for coming. - Please come in.
- How is it? - What?
- How is everyone? - So lively.
- How is it? Did you talk? - Yes, we did.
- How is it? - How is everyone?
- Yes. - How is everyone? Do you have any memories?
- No, but... - Yes.
- I want to tell you first... - Yes.
- I'm not going to tell you about Tiger. - What?
- Really? - Yes.
- I'm not going to tell you about Tiger, but I have two conditions. - Yes.
- Don't get in my way. - What?
What is he doing?
- I want to tell you about Tiger, too. - Yes.
- Don't get in my way. - Yes.
- You said you were interested in them. - Yes.
- When you say that to them, you don't do anything and just look at them. - Is that so?
- Don't do it. - Don't do it.
- I'm not asking you to do it, I'm just telling you not to get in my way. - Yes.
- It's an order. - Is it decided in a few hours?
- It was more seductive than I thought. - It was too seductive.
- I don't think these guys are going to fall. - Oh!
- When one of you falls and a different person comes in and it's really handsome, it's in the way. - Yes.
- Tiger and Osano are going to fall, too. - I'm getting angry.
- It's easy. You don't have to get in my way. - I'm getting angry.
Because you won't fall.
I came up with this plan.
It's called "monster house".
- You know you're a monster, don't you? - What is this?
Beautiful.
Dan-chan is cute.
That dog is cute, too.
Tiger is cute, too.
Gion-chan, there are kids, too.
Don't look down on them.
She's pretty crazy.
She said she's never dated before.
She said she's never dated before, but she's had sex before.
And recently?
Recently...
Last month, there were two of us.
Two of you?
Last month, there were three of us.
She says that a lot.
By the way,
can you do it with me?
I can.
Can you do it?
Ami-chan, can you do it?
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Gion-chan?
Gion-chan's way of thinking has changed.
Thank you, Ami-chan.
I'm scared.
Is it fun?
Yes, it's fun.
Is it fun?
Three of you?
But really...
I'm angry.
What's wrong?
About the date...
What?
About the date...
It's okay.
What are you talking about? You're making me angry.
It's my fault.
About the date...
Yeah.
We did it twice.
Yeah, we did it twice.
I was happy when you said those words.
Yeah, you were happy.
You gave me presents.
Yeah.
I was happy when you said you'd protect me.
You should say it to everyone.
I was happy.
You should say it to everyone.
I was happy.
I thought you took me seriously.
Yeah, you did.
I believed you.
No, you didn't.
I'm serious.
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have given you presents.
I was happy about it.
I was sad that you didn't answer me right away.
I'm sorry.
I'm shocked.
You're hurt.
I shouldn't make you cry, right?
No, you shouldn't.
I was happy about it.
You should say it to everyone.
I found out about it.
What's with the sad face?
You said you were happy about it.
Yeah, I was happy about it.
Are you crying?
Yeah, I was happy about it.
I'm angry now.
I'm sorry for saying that to you.
You're lying.
No, no, no.
I've been watching you.
You know, overseas, everyone is giving back their lipsticks and the number of followers is increasing.
I'm sorry.
You're being fooled.
I'm sorry.
I'm really watching you.
You're being fooled.
Watch me carefully.
I don't want you to cry.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
No, it's true, it's true, it's true.
Really?
I'll really protect you.
I'm about to cry.
You won't be protected, will you?
I have to be your knight.
My knight?
Can I make a vow of kiss on your hand?
I'll protect you.
My knight?
I won't cry.
My knight?
I'll protect you.
I'll be your knight.
You're so grumpy.
I'll protect you.
I won't cry.
I'm crying, really.
Was it hard?
That's amazing.
Do you remember?
Me and Kiss? Do you remember?
Do you remember? You're drunk and you forget.
I'm drunk and I forget? It's you, isn't it?
Girls make me cry a lot.
I'm not drunk now, but can we kiss?
Again?
No.
Again?
Are you trying to do it again?
No.
I just want to kiss you.
You're lying.
But...
I just want to kiss you.
You're lying, aren't you?
I can't have that kind of tension.
You're lying, aren't you?
That's right.
You're lying, aren't you?
You'll drop it, won't you?
Can we date after this?
If you refuse to kiss me...
If you say you can't kiss me, I'll be in trouble.
This is bad.
Wait, wait, could it be...
She dropped it.
Ran-chan, do you want to go?
If you don't go, I'll be in trouble.
She said she'd think about it.
She's coming, she's coming, she's coming!
I'm scared!
Thank you for waiting.
Her face is bright too.
What is this?
What is this? But this is a talent.
To be able to do such a thing.
I was very troubled.
I was troubled, but I decided.
Who? Who? Who? Who?
Then I will announce it.
I'm scared!
Don't say it! Say it yourself!
Say it yourself!
Don't say it!
Well, I'm the best.
The one who will be eliminated is...
Aimi-chan!
What? What? What?
I'm sorry, Sanoke.
Sanoke?
I'm Aimi-chan now.
You weren't involved in it.
I feel sorry for you.
That's right.
You weren't involved in it.
I see.
I feel sorry for you.
Aimi-chan.
I feel sorry for you.
Hey.
You're not in my target group.
Hey.
You don't seem like you'd date me.
I see.
That's what happened.
You're making me cry.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
But, you know,
I was also
troubled.
Don't lie.
You're definitely lying.
You're not troubled at all.
I'm sorry.
I ended up following those rules.
Organize the rules.
I feel sorry for you.
When I first joined,
I didn't think we'd get this close.
I really didn't.
It's amazing.
I want to be friends with you forever.
It's okay.
Even if we're apart,
we won't be apart for life.
He's...
We all had fun together.
I feel bad for her.
She'll always be with me.
I'm glad I joined you.
I hope we meet again.
If it's like this...
You're the one who's bad.
Let's hang out again.
I promise.
You're amazing.
I love you.
Thank you.
I see.
She doesn't think about it.
She doesn't think about falling in love with herself.
That's all there is to it.
But she's looking forward to meeting a new cute girl.
She's determined.
That's why you're trying to fall in love with her, right?
That's right.
If you meet someone like you, you'll fall in love with them.
Would you do that?
I would!
I want to have everyone.
Why do you still believe in yourself?
I do!
Anyone can do it!
Can you do such a terrible thing?
I can!
You're not human anymore.
You only look like your thumb.
You look like you're going to die!
If another guy comes in and you get caught up in that, you'll be in trouble.
If a guy comes in and the boss comes in, it's the worst.
It's the worst.
It costs a lot of money.
In the end, it's just going to be a big circus.
It's going to be a big house.
It's like a big house.
It's going to be a big house.
I can't believe she's gone.
It's cruel.
I couldn't imagine it, so I can feel it.
I can't believe she's gone from tomorrow.
She's like my sister.
She's like my real sister.
But what are you going to do from now on?
To you?
There were a lot of things.
We talked and apologized for hurting you.
We made up.
I think I'll try to believe it a little more.
I didn't know.
I think I have to say it.
I'm not without Kuro-chan right now.
At first, I felt like I couldn't do it.
It's not like that at all now.
There's something I'm a little worried about.
I told Kuro-chan what I wanted to say.
Oh, really?
It's not like that at all now.
No, no, no, calm down.
I'm definitely not, Kuro-chan.
That's what I thought at first, too.
I definitely didn't think so.
We're both worried about Kuro-chan.
It's not like that at all now.
I'm worried about that guy.
It's not like that at all now.
Don't die.
She's alive!
I'm glad you died.
Take care of yourself.
Let's meet again, Motoki.
Thank you.
What does Kuro-chan feel like right now?
I love you.
I'm lonely because you always hug me.
I'll definitely see you again soon.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you, too.
What are you talking about?
Thank you.
Take care of yourself.
Let's meet again.
See you again.
See you soon.
Thank you.
What are you doing?
Thank you.
Keep up the good work.
I'm watching you.
Thank you.
Shut up!
I'm lonely.
I'm glad we're friends.
I'm lonely because you always hug me.
Oh, it's here.
A new member, right?
What are you talking about?
I'm leaving.
Okay.
Go back to where you came from.
Okay.
What's going on?
I'm leaving now.
What's going on?
Welcome back.
Take care of yourself.
Okay.
I didn't expect you to come so quickly.
She's not nervous at all.
I'm looking forward to it.
I can't talk to you.
I'm standing alone.
Is she your replacement?
Replacement...
Nice to meet you.
I'm Haruka Homose.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Haruka Homo.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Haruka Homo.
Nice to meet you.
She's cute.
Thank you.
I used to be an idol.
Now, I'm a talent.
I like you.
When I saw your last show, I wanted to join you.
So, I joined you.
You saw it.
You saw it?
Yes, I saw it.
She saw it and wanted to join you.
Excuse me.
Do you want a seat?
Excuse me.
She saw you.
Can you introduce yourself?
Yes.
I'm an idol.
I'm 21 years old.
She's the same age as you.
Really?
I'm a talent now.
I like you very much.
I'll join you.
Thank you.
She's serious.
She looks happy.
She's serious.
I'm nervous because you're in front of me.
I'm nervous.
I see.
You look like her.
I do.
I like you because you have a small body.
You have a small body.
You do.
I like you and joined you.
You have a big body.
She said "yes".
I don't know what you're talking about.
She said "yes" from the beginning.
She's happy.
But you don't have to say like that.
I'll show you around Shibuya.
I'd like to go.
It's been a while.
I'll go.
See you.
Are you okay?
It feels good.
It's wonderful.
It's nice.
Kuro-chan, you're grinning too much.
I don't like it.
No, you don't like it.
No, wait, wait.
It's like...
But I don't know what's going to happen.
Really, I have to raid it at least once.
You can't finish it.
What?
You can't finish it, Kuro-chan.
If I'm madly mad, I might fall.
What?
You just got mad.
That's right.
Love is sudden.
Really.
What do you mean love is sudden?
I don't know what to do, really.
Really, it's like...
It's really New Year's Day.
I feel like I'm on a holiday.
What are you looking at?
Do you remember the phrase?
Don't get in my way of love.
Don't get in my way.
I said it.
Don't tell me a lie.
You're always telling lies.
I'm scared.
It's gotten a little crazy, everyone.
I wonder if Kuro-chan is getting used to it.
I think it's disgusting at first.
It's like criminal psychology.
If you keep doing it, you'll develop bad habits.
That's right.
You're like a criminal.
I'm like a criminal.
Are you brainwashing me?
You might have that ability.
That's right.
It's like a whirlwind coming out of your eyes.
It's an old way of brainwashing.
It's old.
Next week is an unreleased special.
The most overweight woman in Japan's "Hug the princess" challenge.
When you wake up in the morning and your wife and children look like someone else, you might think it's still a dream.
The stories that have been stopped without being able to enter the broadcast room have been released.
And the sixth episode of "Monster House" that shakes with new members joining.
Can you kiss me?
The past broadcast will be broadcast on Parabi.