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What I want to say to you is...
Now, it's started "Downtown" on Wednesday.
Yes, it's started.
What is it?
It's not "what is it?"
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
First of all, it doesn't suit you.
"King's Branch" doesn't suit you in "Downtown".
You are totally being teased.
An old man is coming.
You are totally right.
But do you know why we are in "King's Branch" set in "Downtown"?
"Downtown" ends on Wednesday.
You are still not there.
And this time, "King's Branch" popular segment "Momentary highest winning ranking" is delivered in "Downtown" special version on Wednesday.
We have verified 631 theories so far.
We summarized them in "VTR" to see which moment will shine the most.
But what if the highest winning theory is useless material?
No, that's not true.
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
It's okay.
I was tied up by a guy who can broadcast.
Why is there a guy who can't broadcast in the first place?
Please stop it.
"King's Branch" popular segment "Momentary highest winning ranking" is delivered in "Downtown" special version on Wednesday.
First of all, the most important one is this theory brought by Chihara Jr.
A relative of Hito Matsumoto.
If you're away from your origin, you're not aware of it.
So we went to Amagasaki, where Matsumoto was born and raised.
This verification is from Akiko's mother.
Why do you have two kinds of drinks?
Hot and cold.
I'll buy it for you.
It's 100% funny.
First of all, let's ask about Akiko's mother's brothers, who are three generations apart.
How many brothers do you have?
I have seven brothers.
Seven brothers.
Yes.
Do you know them?
Yes, they're all healthy.
Akiko's brothers are seven healthy brothers.
And...
What's your mother's last name?
It's "Tanaka".
"Tanaka".
Akiko was "Tanaka" before she became Matsumoto.
And...
Which is your hometown?
My hometown is "Tsu".
I'm from "Tsu".
I'm from "Mie".
Is this the root of "Tanaka" family?
Yes, it is.
The head family of "Tanaka" is in "Tsu" of "Mie".
Unexpected information has been revealed one after another.
Here, they will tell us about their siblings in detail.
The oldest one is...
Ms. Tsuiko.
She is about 90 years old.
The second one is...
She is 87 years old and her name is Ms. Hisako.
As far as Ms. Akiko knows, the family tree is complete.
I see. But, they are not married yet.
And, they will tell us about three men in "Tsu" of "Tanaka" family who are not yet married yet.
They are not married yet.
Let's go to "Tsu" of "Mie".
First of all...
Hello, I'm from Tibetan.
Nice to meet you.
The eldest son of the Tanaka family, Mr. Masaru.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you know me?
He is now 80 years old.
A few years ago, he worked for Matsushita Electric.
I asked him about his relationship with Matsumoto.
He will be my sister's son one year.
Sister's son...
Yes, I will be his uncle.
Uncle...
Yes, that's right.
Sanshinto.
Of course, he knew his relatives.
I came here to play when I was in first grade of junior high school.
Mr. Matsumoto said that his family had come here to play several times.
At that time, what kind of child was he?
If I had to say, he was kind of a honey-kamiya.
He was a quiet child.
He didn't seem like he had any feelings for you?
No, he didn't.
I'll tell you one funny story.
There was an old man in the office.
The old man was surprised.
When the boy came in, he was wearing jeans and trousers.
He was wearing trousers at the time.
And he was wearing high heels.
Heels?!
The only funny story was when the boy came in, he was wearing high heels and trousers.
He was wearing high heels at the time.
Was he fashionable?
I don't know.
What kind of child was he?
Next, does the third son of the family also live close to the family?
First, let's go to the house of the third son, who lives 30 seconds away from the family.
Hello.
Oh, you look like him!
He ran a car-related company.
His name is Hiroshi Jina. He is 73 years old.
I think it was when I was in junior high school.
One day, he came over to my house.
And we went to the beach in Akobibura or Gotenba.
I remember going there and playing.
He was a shy boy who didn't talk much.
All of my brothers are funny, in essence.
I think my mother is funny.
And...
Yes, what was it?
What was it?
What was it?!
Sanna, Isao, 70 years old.
About 30 years ago or so,
Hamada-san and we made a special stage in Sanbarei.
At that time, we went there as brothers.
In 1987, when downtown was founded for the sixth year,
downtown was performing for about 15 minutes at the rooftop of Super Sanbarei in Tsushi.
All of the brothers of the Tanaka family went to see it.
We knew it was coming, so it was a big deal.
My older brother sang and gave me a bouquet.
I went there with a bouquet.
At that time, girls in junior high school were already talking about it.
Before going to Tokyo,
Matsumoto stood on the stage at his mother's hometown and showed his active appearance to his relatives.
On top of that, when we asked Hisako, the second daughter of the Tanaka family who lives with Isao- san...
Isao-san came to my house and brought me there.
But Isao-san said, "I'll go to the beach, so please take care of me."
I held him and played with him.
At that time, he cried.
So I gave him a drink.
He didn't come out, but I gave him a drink.
On the island of Tsushi, he was able to meet Akiko's brothers on the island of Sanshin.
Next, he investigated his cousins on the island of Hitoshi and Yonshin.
For the time being, he will interview his parents in another program called "Interview About Your Parents".
First of all, Ms. Masaru's eldest daughter who lives in Tsu city.
- Hello. - Hello.
Ms. Akemi.
- I have a question for you, Dad. - Yes?
- Do you like karaoke? - After asking some fake interview questions,
we confirmed if you are aware that you are a relative of Mr. Matsumoto.
- By the way, - Yes?
do you have any relatives who are famous people?
- My father's older sister's son is Mr. Matsumoto in downtown. - I see.
- He is my cousin. - She knew him because he is her cousin.
- By the way, Ms. Akemi is the same age as Mr. Matsumoto. - I see.
- We took a picture together. - Ms. Akemi and Mr. Matsumoto took a picture together in the sea bath.
- I have a strong physique now. - I see.
- When I was little, I had a small body. - I see.
- When we took a sea bath together,
- when I went down, Hitoshi jumped up. - He was that small.
- He was really small. - I see.
- From his current physique, I can't imagine how big he was. - I see.
- He has always had a small body. - I see.
- And next is... - I see.
- Ms. Jinan Hiroshi, who also lives in Tsushima. - Yes.
We asked Ms. Sanae.
- Mr. Hitoshi Matsumoto is the son of my father's sister.
- I was aware of it, of course.
- But I don't know.
- When did you first know about it?
- When I was in elementary school?
- I heard it from my father.
- "What?"
- Ms. Sanae found out about it after Matsumoto debuted as "downtown."
- By the way, Ms. Sanae's daughter, Himeri, who is in second year of elementary school...
- Do you have any famous people in your relatives?
- Well, for part-time jobs...
- You've never been to a "town park"?
- She's a "town park" person.
- She's a "town park" person!
- That's not how you say it!
- I've only been to my friends and best friends.
- Oh, I see.
- She's like, "I've only been to a "town park" person."
- And the next four people are...
- Really?
- Ms. Isao Sannan, who lives in Hirakata, Osaka...
- It's on TVS, but...
- Ms. Kumiko...
Of course, Ms. Kumiko knew him as her cousin, but...
- Oh, I see. - Rather than a cousin, I felt like a friend from downtown.
So I don't really feel like a relative.
When we meet at home and talk, I just think of him as a relative.
- I see. - So I think of him as a friend from downtown.
I see.
Ms. Kumiko met Mr. Matsumoto in person only once, more than 15 years ago.
I don't really feel like a relative, like I said earlier.
The only time we met was when Ms. Hitoshi was getting married.
Ms. Akikoba contacted me and told me that Ms. Hitoshi was getting married.
It wasn't announced to the media yet.
- It wasn't announced to the media yet. - When I heard that...
- It wasn't announced to the media yet. - I felt like a relative.
Ms. Kumiko received a signature from Mr. Matsumoto only once, but...
I got this one in my brother's name.
I'm not sure if it's this one or that one...
- Is it this one? - Huh?
For some reason, there are two signatures and we don't know which one is Mr. Matsumoto's.
- I think it's this one. - Yeah, it's this one.
For some reason, there are two signatures and we don't know which one is Mr. Matsumoto's.
Here is the correct answer.
The right one is Mr. Matsumoto's signature.
And the other one is...
For some reason, it's Mr. Matsumoto's signature.
That's amazing!
- I didn't know that. - Wow!
There are many reasons for that, but...
All four of their cousins knew that they were relatives.
Next, to your parents and cousins' children's generations.
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Next, to your parents and cousins' children's generations.
Let's start from here.
Going back to Tsuji, Mie Prefecture.
First, his cousin, Akemi's uncle and aunt.
Excuse me, I'm TV Asterix.
Nice to meet you.
A hairdresser, Misato, 26 years old.
She's quite far away from Matsumoto.
Does she know that they are relatives?
I'd like to ask you something.
Does she know that they are relatives?
My grandfather's older sister's child is called Matsumoto.
All right!
She knew that they were relatives even in her hometown.
I feel like they are distant relatives.
I don't really feel that way.
As expected, she doesn't feel that way.
Then, her husband asked Misato about it.
I don't have any feeling of it.
How did you feel when you heard it?
I don't have any feeling of it, but it was a shock.
It was a shock, wasn't it?
I didn't expect it.
In addition, Misato's brothers were also aware of their relatives, so the Tanaka family was wiped out.
This is what we usually count in Shinto.
However, this time, we will investigate the only married couple in Shinto, Misato's husband, Yamashiki family.
Next, we will interview the brothers of Takuma family in Nana Shinto.
I think it will work.
First of all, we will interview Shogo, the eldest son who works in Shinjuku.
May I know your name?
My name is Yamashiki Shogo.
What do you do for a living?
I work in a tempura shop.
Are you aware of being relatives of Matsumoto Hitoshi?
May I ask you a question?
Yes.
Are you a relative of a famous person?
A relative of a famous person?
I don't think so.
At last, Tohen Yamashiki family found an unknown relative.
Actually, your relative is Mr. Matsumoto Hitoshi.
What?
Oh, no.
So, if you leave Nanashin Island from Mr. Matsumoto Hitoshi,
you will have an unknown relative.
And the most important issue, the highest viewing rate is...
On the right is the signature of Mr. Matsumoto,
and on the other side is the signature of Mr. Ani Takahiro for some reason.
Here is the signature of Mr. Ani Takahiro.
The moment when Mr. Ani Takahiro became famous, it was 12.8%.
Next, the ninth issue is this theory brought by Mr. Takata Daikichi.
The cassette theory of Famicom, which has the highest number of people borrowing and copying from others.
So, we conducted a battle survey and created a ranking of people borrowing and copying from others.
From 10th to 3rd place are as you can see.
And 2nd place is...
Famicom cassettes.
So, unfortunately, we don't know the result.
So, it's not 1st place, is it?
When we received the result of 2nd place of Famicom,
we commented in Kansai dialect,
it was 12.9%.
It's not 1st place, is it?
Next, in 8th place,
Audrey Kasuga brought presents.
Even in snowy mountains in the north,
if you have money, you can survive the cold.
Four entertainers bought insurance goods within 10,000 yen budget,
and held an insurance competition in snowy mountains of -15°C.
And...
Shoji won!
It's easy to tell from his appearance.
Shoji won.
I see.
He has his own potential, doesn't he?
Yes, he does.
I'm used to cold weather.
You don't need it.
And...
Hama-chan was disappointed with Hama-chan's comment.
It was 13.4%.
And...
Hama-chan got the highest viewer rating for 3 consecutive years.
Following that high viewer rating,
2 cassettes are in 6th place.
First of all...
What do you want to eat first when you get out of jail?
First food.
What is "soup"?
"Bath"!
This theory has been talked about by former prisoners of war.
In the studio, Mr. Horimon revealed the latest prison situation.
I watched it every day.
My friends watched it with their backs together.
Oh, you know it.
Harumafuji said, "Well, I know it well. Oh, Harumafuji knows it."
By the way, did you reflect on it?
When Mr. Horimon, who was good at prison situations, was beaten up by Mr. Fujimoto, it was 13.7%.
And in 6th place...
Even if you look like him in the impersonation show, people don't notice it.
The person who cooperated with this verification is...
Good morning.
X-japan TOSHI.
He is a top artist in Japan and abroad.
This time, as a new impersonator, TOSHIRO, he appeared in the show.
TOSHIRO's infiltration.
How is it?
I don't want people to notice me.
Recently, there are many people who impersonate me.
I heard that the quality is very high.
Even if I do it, I don't think it will be noticed.
I thought about it this time, but since I'm doing it, I'd like to do it in the atmosphere of the golden age.
It's about 20 years ago. I'd like to blend in well with the atmosphere of that time.
So you're wearing blonde wigs and stuff like that?
I've prepared a face.
For some reason, Toshi and Toshiro, who are very positive about this location, have prepared their own wigs.
And this time, I'd like you to create a combination with the impersonator entertainer of Koizumi Junichiro, who looks more like it.
So I checked the footage and...
I impersonated Toshi and it was Toshiro. Thank you very much.
We'll start filming soon.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's 6pm.
At the same time as the opening, customers who don't know anything enter the store one by one.
By the way, the impersonators who will appear on this day will also know secretly that Toshi is Toshi himself.
I thought you were Toshi himself!
They set up hidden cameras in the dressing room and started watching.
And here is Toshiro, who impersonated Toshi.
He also changed his sunglasses and reproduced Toshi from 20 years ago.
Toshiro, an impersonator of Toshi, was born.
Thank you for your hard work!
Wow!
Toshiro and Matsushita will enter the store.
Thank you for your hard work!
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work!
You look like Toshi!
Haruna!
Thank you for your hard work!
You look like Toshi!
I like Toshi.
This is X JAPAN's costume.
It's really good.
But you have to respect it.
If you go out with me, you have to respect me.
I know.
It's just one eye.
Is it your first time on a stage like this?
It's not my first time. It's been about half a year.
Do you come here often?
Yes, we do business together.
Is that so?
It's a rich set.
It's perfect for hockey.
It looks good on you.
In this huge and narrow dressing room,
you don't think there are X JAPAN citizens.
You don't think there are X JAPAN citizens.
You don't think so.
Even in this very close distance,
the impersonators don't seem to notice.
Meanwhile,
the impersonation show begins.
You're more skinny than the real you.
You two have similar teeth alignment.
You two're similar.
Once again,
once again,
It's very similar.
Your hairstyle is different.
It's different.
- Something like early... - Yes, early...
- Ah, that... - Early...
- That image. - Early...
Wouldn't it be better to bring it closer to the recent Toshi?
Having received this advice...
Toshiro laughs and says...
- Bad way of saying it! - Their songs are similar too.
- Their songs are really good. - Yeah.
- That's right. - Eh, do you have any other repertoires other than singing?
- They're being played around a lot. - Repertoires...
- I can only do Toshi. - That's right.
- Their songs are this similar... - No, it's like...
- Eh, but it's better to do something like that. - Yeah, yeah.
- Try doing something like Takeshi. - Takeshi-san?
- Takeshi? - Yes.
- Can you do that? - What's with you, you idiot?
- Can you not do it? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- One more time. - I'm sorry for being quiet.
- Takeshi... - What's with you, you idiot?
- It's not like that. - I can't do it.
Even though he's really embarrassed, he still does Takeshi's impersonation.
Toshi's "if you ask me, I won't say no" personality is seen everywhere.
It won't be long.
Yes.
Good luck.
Thank you very much.
It's finally time for the performance.
Even if he shows his singing voice in front of the audience,
won't they notice that he's Toshi?
I'm Koizumi Junichiro.
First, his partner, Koizumi Junichiro, appears.
I'm Koizumi Junichiro.
I don't know what we're gathering for today,
but congratulations!
They're laughing.
They're getting excited.
In the widespread society I've created,
some of you may still have painful memories.
But,
if you endure the pain now,
endure, endure, endure,
you will definitely get used to the pain sooner or later.
I'm moved.
This song is...
No way!
And finally,
Toshi's "if you ask me, I won't say no" personality is seen everywhere.
I'm getting excited.
I'm scared.
Koizumi Junichiro.
It may not look like it,
but even if he shows his singing voice in front of the audience,
won't they notice that he's Toshi?
I can't walk with you anymore.
Wow!
Sometimes, the wind is too strong.
You're singing normally.
I'm not imitating you.
No.
Even if I fall,
I should be able to stand up.
Too much singing and too much acting.
The audience, who didn't expect it, naturally
showed their penlights prepared for the seats.
Even in the dressing room.
A song that continues to break.
If love doesn't change,
Will you know my heart?
Please accept me.
Please let me hear your voice.
A voice suitable for Sockuri's medley.
Toshiro's newly divorced Sockuri's voice.
This is...
It can't be.
It can't be like that, right?
My memories are sad and painful.
Please accept me.
Please let me hear your voice.
Wow, that's good.
Wow, that's wonderful.
And so, this has been the newspaper's Akira Matsushita and...
...the city's impersonator, Toshiro.
Thank you very much!
Toshiro!
You did it!
Wow!
And so, this has been the newspaper's Akira Matsushita and...
...the city's impersonator, Toshiro.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it?
Well...
I tried to lower my key a little.
Oh, I see.
I didn't want it to be too real.
Wow!
Why did you lower it?!
Wow!
It was fun.
Wow...
It didn't look like anyone noticed...
Did no one really notice?
So, after all the shows were over, they interviewed the audience.
It's called "the Elchiki Pattern".
Did something strange happen during today's show?
Something strange?
What could it be?
What?
Something strange?
What is it?
I don't know. What could it be?
Nothing in particular.
Something strange?
No, nothing in particular.
Meanwhile...
I really like X-Fan.
You were a fan of X-Fan?
Yes, I was.
I went to their shows, too.
I see.
She met an X-Fan!
Did you know about it?
He seems like a newcomer.
What did you think of him?
His voice and his singing were very similar.
I'm glad he came today.
I'm surprised.
So, even if she appears in an impersonation show, no one notices her.
Not even fans.
And the highest viewing rate is...
I'm glad you came. You had a good point.
She seems like a fake at all.
As expected of Matsu-chan.
The studio closed with a laugh in the last comment.
It's 13.7%.
That's it for 10th to 6th place.
So, we had 10th to 6th place.
Hamada-san was quite...
That's just a coincidence!
I said it by chance and it just happened.
What's 1st place?
It's strange.
There are more interesting theories, but so far...
Is it this?
It can't be helped.
If you go to a club, it's like this.
It can't be used even for negotiations.
So far, we have provided you with the sponsor you are watching.
I won't let you escape!
The fifth place in the ranking of "instant highest viewing rate" is...
Antony's partner, "unknown theory"!
Later, Antony and Oono Daisuke became sponsors and created "instant highest viewing rate" ranking.
And this is the ranking we created.
It was Matenro, who ranked in 5th place, but Oono's viewing rate is 0%.
No one noticed it.
It's like an A.D. of a TV station is investigating a thief.
The investigators are lucky, aren't they?
As soon as Matenro told Oono about the theft, the viewing rate was 13.9%.
Next, the third place in the ranking is "unknown theory".
The first theory is...
"unknown theory"!
Imitation entertainer's "unknown theory"!
The first one is...
"Good morning"!
"Ijiri", "Okada"
I saw you in Shonan
You have a nice voice
When you turned around
It's the second one
As expected of the veteran impersonator, his start is excellent
You are good
You have a nice voice
You are good
I want to swim a little
And come to my chest, baby
You are good
You are really good
The next impersonator is...
Good morning
You are so good at impersonating
He is good at impersonating.
He is cool.
What is this program?
What is this picture?
He is a man with a good voice.
He is good at impersonating.
Thank you.
I've made you cry before.
Which one is it? Which one is it? Which one is it?
This is normal, isn't it?
Is this normal?
Which one is it?
It's grey.
And the moment of highest viewing rate is...
Matsumura's result is like this.
Well, Matsumura-san doesn't look like you.
Bakarizumu-san made an excuse of suffering.
And Hama-chan pushed him hard.
The moment of highest viewing rate is 14.0%.
And the third place is...
This theory ranked first.
Even if it's a bad prank,
if it's a comedian's prank, it will be ranked first.
Kotouge-san of "Presenter" was tested to make a bad prank.
This theory was tested.
The first trick is...
A suspicious cable stretching from the dressing room.
It's a song, so it doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
I don't know if it's here or not.
She pretends like she noticed something,
but she just goes through it and goes into the dressing room.
She doesn't know this.
And when she enters the dressing room,
there is an unnatural magic mirror and a sunshade.
This is not good.
It's a sunshade.
It's suspicious.
I'm scared.
Nobody is here.
She will be alone.
That's right.
She doesn't look at the suspicious magic mirror and doesn't react to it.
She must have noticed it.
Excuse me.
I've been here from the beginning, but this person's wallet has disappeared from this floor.
I'm looking around each floor, but I'd like you to help me with this one, too.
Excuse me.
A fake policeman who starts looking in the dressing room to see if a woman's wallet has been stolen on TV.
Let me check your bag for the last time.
What color is your wallet?
Glossy red.
Is it wrong?
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
While they took Kotouge out of the dressing room,
the staff put their wallet in their bags.
I see.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I'm scared of women.
Is he a thief?
No, he's not.
Kotouge realized many things and decided to do a prank.
I'll let you handle it as a top item.
It was hard to get it out of the bag.
Yes, it was.
No, you didn't get it out of the bag.
I didn't get it out of the bag.
You shouldn't get it out of the bag without permission.
Okay, I'll listen to you slowly.
At 2.45 p.m.,
Stand up.
No, I didn't get it out of the bag.
At 2.45 p.m., you'll be arrested.
I'm sorry, manager.
I'm sorry.
No, you didn't get it out of the bag.
Wow, wow, wow.
When you're told "stand up", you stand up.
When you're told "arrested", you reach out your arms.
Kotouge is very obedient to police and pranks.
Moreover...
Kotouge!
This is terrible.
Kotouge!
This is a joke, isn't it?
Kotouge laughs at an unbelievable development.
This time, Kotouge thinks it's a prank and says...
No, I won't do such a thing.
Kotouge gets angry.
However, Kotouge doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle.
If you want to ride a motorcycle, you have to ride it properly.
If you want to say something, you have to say it properly.
Do you always ride a motorcycle?
No, I don't.
How many times have you ridden a motorcycle?
No, it's my first time.
It's your first time?
No, it's my first time.
You've never ridden a motorcycle?
No, it's not like that.
Where are we going?
To court.
Why are we going to court?
To court?
The reason why we brought Kotouge to court is...
A house studio with a court-style set.
This time, since the entrance is bad, we will not investigate it and judge it directly.
Kotouge is accused of being involved in a theft case and is sentenced to death.
In front of the accused...
It's cold.
Detective Kiso.
It's cold.
Detective Kiso.
The accused has taken 15,000 yen in cash and one wallet belonging to Iroha Fumiko...
This is the criminal record against 135 cases. That's all.
Is there anything wrong with the defendant's record?
No, I didn't take it.
Is it true that the victim's wallet came out of your bag?
It's true that the wallet came out of my bag, but I didn't take it.
Don't you feel like you've done something bad to the victim?
No, I didn't take it.
Even with such a mess, it doesn't deny the structure of the crime.
It's just that the victim didn't take it.
So...
The defendant's actions are extremely vicious and the crime has been completely denied.
There is no reason for him to reflect on his actions.
Therefore, I will take a break from the execution.
Execution? That's too much.
Execution?
Silence.
The defense has no opinion.
What are you doing here?
He finally said it.
If you say "I'm sorry" or "I didn't mean to do it"
you can be punished, but you can't do it at all.
Can I apologize? Can I avoid execution?
Do you admit it?
If you say "I admit it", I'm sorry.
If you admit it, you're fine, right?
If I commit a crime and avoid execution, I can accept it.
I see.
Then, I will give you a verdict.
Verdict.
Execution.
Execution?
Isn't it execution?
I don't like it.
Execution?
The court sentenced Kotoge to death.
It's too long.
I'm sorry.
It's too long.
K is sentenced to death.
Tomorrow!
I'm sorry.
As you see, Kotoge can ride a motorcycle, but he rides it in a half-assed way.
And...
Go ahead!
The moment of highest viewing rate is the scene where Kotoge appeared at the beginning of the program.
I thought you were Tsukune.
What?
I thought you were Tsukune.
I'm not Tsukune.
I thought you were Tsukune.
I'm not Tsukune.
I'm not here as a food.
The moment of highest viewing rate is 14.0%.
That's all.
5th to 3rd place.
5th to 3rd place are these results.
"O-Tony" is attached from here, isn't it?
That's right.
Until "autony" was released, nobody knew about it.
But "autony" became very famous.
Yes, it did.
However, it was said in the program that it was poisonous.
It was said that it was a shitty program.
And it was said that it would bite the guests' hands.
It was said like that.
He took care of us so much, but...
He really...
It was said like that.
That's right.
The result of "autony" is 14.0%.
However, "Pre-Aquino Japan Series" was broadcasted before "Downtown on Tweet".
"Nichiham" and "Hiroshima" had 15.9% winning rate.
I see.
It was "flowing autoknee".
By the way, Hamada-san.
Yes.
What do you think is 1st place?
Well...
Maybe...
I think it's "Kuro-chan-kei".
I see.
Well, "Kurochan-kei" is...
If you say "fun" in Japanese, it's "Kuro-chankei".
Do you like "Kuro-chankei", "brunch reporter"?
Well, I really hate it now.
"Twiyobi's Downtown" "Momentary Highest Viewer Rating Ranking"
Finally, 1st and 2nd places were announced.
Athlete is the trickster
Isn't it too much of a radish to be funny?
That's right.
"The person behind the prank" is Akemi Amatsuna.
"Target Sawabe-san" is Sarabe-san.
Actually, I was pulling a scary prank on someone behind the scenes...
"Hey, did you buy it?" "Yes, it's a sandwich." "Why did you ask?" "Hey, did you buy it?"
Even you cannot laugh at the surprising reading- stick performance that makes you doubt your ears.
Hello?
That's what you said!
You're not the baby you were two years ago!
What do you want me to do?
I'm not like you!
Idiot!
Put your hands in your buttocks!
Seriously...
Did you make me say "buttocks"?
Seriously...
Did you make me sink?
You...
Seriously...
If you think you're smiling, you're wrong!
Do you understand?
I'm really scared!
I can't control my anger!
Get out of here, you!
And the most viewed moment is...
First of all, the opening scene of "Utoge-san"!
Really?
When "Utoge-san" appeared, his face changed dramatically!
14.2%!
And on Monday's "Downtown", the most viewed moment is...
The first place goes to...
And next week, a new project begins!
Hello.
Thank you for having me.
I wonder who's coming.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's a new school.
It's so beautiful.
My name is Ayumi.
Ayumi.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
I'm Yonaseki Taiga.
I'm Rion.
Nice to meet you.
I'm so happy to live here.
Me, too.
What?
What? Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I'm scared. Wait a minute.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm a little scared.
I'm a little scared.
On Wednesday's "Downtown," the highest viewing rate ranking in an instant was...
If you're posting on social media, you can meet celebrities!
So, this time...
We got help from Haru Detectives, who are good at using social media.
Wow, I didn't know about that.
We set up an investigation headquarters in the TVS station.
We posted celebrities' social media posts for a week at a 24-hour system.
As soon as the location is identified, the program staff rushes to the scene.
Then, on the fourth day of verification...
A celebrity posted a loose guard.
I'm at the gym!
For now, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, so I'll eat some pineapples.
My goal is to become a pineapple beauty!
Now, let's take a look at what happened.
Oh, my! A post with a gym's name!
Oh, I see.
It's only because you're a celebrity with no connections called "worker" that you can do these techniques.
Now, let's go to the gym.
Here you are.
12 orens.
Here you are.
I'm surprised.
I paid for it.
What is this?
What do you think it is?
I don't know. It's not a prank, is it?
Something weird is written on it.
What is this?
Wait a minute. It hurts when I move.
It hurts!
Of course, Kuro-chan doesn't know why she came here.
In fact, besides this tweet, she also tweets about her daily life.
I see.
If we leave it alone, she may tweet again.
I see.
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.
Wait, what is this? I really don't know.
Don't say anything and leave.
This time, she left without telling anyone about it.
Wait a minute.
It hurts when I move.
You did it properly.
Then, on the 7th day of verification, that man again...
I fell asleep on the Shinkansen, so when I arrived in Tokyo, the sun is dazzling.
From the photo, this place is specific to Shinagawa Station. And...
The next day...
I'm in a good mood, so I'll move.
As I thought, it was a bad record.
So, I headed for a pachinko shop in Shinagawa Station.
As I was sticking out of the store...
I found it!
It's funny.
Good morning.
Why did you come with me?
I don't know!
I really don't know!
Wait, I really don't know!
You're cute.
I didn't say I'd go with someone!
You didn't say anything?
I didn't say anything!
Is it a GPS or something?
Just in case, Kuro-chan looks for a GPS transmitter in her dirty bag.
Thank you for helping me.
No, it's not "thank you"! It's definitely a GPS transmitter!
Again, he leaves without telling a joke.
It's funny!
But...
Those thirty minutes...
Without proof, she tweets again...
Search for "head massage shop" near Shinagawa station and get a shop right away.
I can't do it anymore.
Why is it like this?
At first, I thought it would be difficult if I didn't pay attention to SNS.
But now, it's 14.5%.
That's all for Wednesday's "Downtown Shunkan Saikou Shichourisu" ranking.
As you expected, Hama-san is in first place.
Kuro-chan is in second place.
Was this also the first time?
I think that's when Kuro-chan's hell began.
It's like you're lying and it gets exposed.
That's right.
By the way, there was a scene where Kotoge appeared in second place.
The previous show was a match between Ioka and Kazuto in boxing.
It was a three-time championship match.
Is that so?
It was 15%.
What are you talking about?
So, thanks to baseball and boxing...
It doesn't make any sense in the rankings.
And next week is a two-hour special.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The "thank you for your cooperation" challenge will be held in Imanakoji and Downtown Shunkan.
Thank you.
In addition, there is a theory about how amateurs deal with gay people's strength.
It's okay. It's okay.
There is also a theory that you can live under Kuro-chan's bed.
And...
Living together?
A love reality project has begun.
I like you the most.
Also, the 10th DVD will be released today.
I love you so much.
A special edition of "Kuro-chan Project" with unpublished videos.
The first episode will feature Kuro-chan's secret love.