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Alright, good morning everyone!
Good morning!
Let's go! The first presenter is this person! Please come in!
Yes, Hakatan Hanamaru-san is here!
Hanamaru-san...
Hello!
I'm Hanamaru.
Is it okay for your morning face to do something like this?
No, it's fine.
Let's have a late-night meeting.
Is it okay for your morning face to be on a TV show like this?
What are you talking about?
Everyone, what do you think?
When you're watching TV and a talent is eating something delicious,
"Ah! I want to eat that too!" or "Ah! Let's eat curry today!"
Have you ever been influenced by that?
Yes, we have.
You have, right?
It's a dream theory based on that kind of idea.
Today's topic is this!
When you're watching TV and food is shown,
Should you eat the same thing or not?
If you're a food fighter, you can barely last 24 hours!
A food fighter...
Anyway, there are a lot of food in TV shows, right?
Yes, there are.
Even if you're just zapping, it can last for a while, right?
Yes, that's right.
And if you're just zapping, it always shows up somewhere.
One person, one song.
And only the product is shown.
I see, I see.
If you're just eating what someone said...
Isn't there a lot of that in NHK?
Yes, I do it in the morning too, but it shows up a lot.
It does, right? Like a familiar food.
But if there's no food at all, you can't eat anything.
That's true.
It depends on the day, right?
Fuji TV only shows "Nijidai".
Hey!
Fuji TV only shows "Nijidai"!
After this, the food shown in 6 countries around the world...
Continues to eat for 24 hours.
The big eater challenge starts!
"Gochi" has started!
Furthermore...
"Ushiro koku mairi"'s "head to candle" style!
It's so hot, it's not just a curse!
"Morning new item simulation" too!
Ushiro koku mairi
Morning new item simulation
Next
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning.
It's 3 and a half in the morning.
This guy is scary.
This time, four familiar food fighters will challenge.
Two professional wrestlers from Nakanishi and Makabe.
And six teams of four entertainers.
How many times have we been in this team?
The challenge will be broadcast 24 hours from 4 a.m. to 4 p.m. on this day.
If you eat it, you will eat it.
So, only the food you see is delicious.
It's safe.
In addition, a large number of ingredients are prepared in the kitchen.
Food and drinks shown on TV will be reproduced and provided by four food coordinators in real-time.
And as a result of rock-paper-scissors...
It's definitely TV Asahi.
Pro-wrestling team TV Asahi!
The songs they will be in charge of will be decided as follows.
It looks like a lot of food.
They will move to the monitoring room and stand by.
To be honest, I don't usually watch TV that much.
So I can't imagine how much food will come out.
"Nittere" is dangerous, isn't it?
"Nittere" is dangerous.
I have an image of eating a lot of rice.
There is a saying that "you win if you eat "nittere".
Is there such a word?
Yes.
"Nittere" will be in charge of "rock-paper- scissors" and "rosian".
They do a lot of variety shows at night.
So I'm honestly worried.
It's four in the morning.
"Big Eating 24 Hour TV" starts now!
First...
(Big Eating 24 Hour TV)
- Alright! - Alright!
- It's early in the morning. - Early in the morning, huh?
On TBS, early in the morning.
And...
On Japanese TV, "Good morning" was broadcasted early in the morning.
- I always felt it was high. - I'm scared! I'm scared!
- I'm scared! I'm scared!
- Is it okay to show this? - And...
- I'm scared! - The bamboo was delicious.
- It looks like you're going to eat ice cream. - I'm scared! I'm scared!
- It looks like you're going to eat ice cream. - Yesterday, it was the highest in Japan.
- I don't like dessert. - It was 33.5 degrees Celsius in Tamie Town, Toshimoto.
- I'm scared! - Yesterday, it was the highest in Japan.
- It's not bad.
- It was over 30 degrees Celsius in Tohoku. - It's meat-based.
- Ah! - Ah!
- Is this also Japanese food? - Is it not?
- It's definitely Japanese food. - I'm sure you're eating it now.
- If that's counted, it's going to be a big deal. - It's not.
Of course, if anyone says anything on the show,
they have to eat it.
So, they hurriedly start eating shaved ice in the kitchen where they received information.
- What is shaved ice? - And...
- Wow! - Wow!
- Look at the shaved ice. It was counted. - It was.
- Is it counted like that? - Is it counted like that?
Moreover, on the daily TV show...
- Ah! - Ah!
- What is this? Shaved ice?
This is blue hawaii shaved ice.
- It looks like shaved ice. - I used to eat it when I was little.
Meanwhile, on the TV show "Morning"...
"Morning", "Next Day", "Avalenbo" show's "Three" broadcast...
Of course, even in a drama, if there's a meal scene, the rule of eating that meal is "slurp".
I'm hungry...
- Yokan and tea. - Yes, think about it carefully.
- Should we eat it? - Yes, we should.
No, we won't eat it.
Since there was no description of eating it, yokan and tea are not counted.
I see.
And, on "NHK", which Sugawara, the witch, is in charge of...
Big-mouthed news.
Oh, there's salt. I'm sprinkling salt.
Oh, I knew it.
You can't lick salt.
- Did she lick it? - Sugawara's first bite was salt licked by Hiyokozuma Kakuryu.
What is this "slurp" scene?
It's "slurp".
- No, but... - It's delicious.
On the other hand, there's no sign of food appearing at all...
On "Fuji TV", which is a quiz show broadcasted by "Su-han"...
I'm hungry...
Huh?
He has a bad touch.
And, one hour and thirty minutes passed since the challenge started...
I have a bad touch.
On "Good Morning", which has changed from "Avalenbou Shougun" to "Good Morning"...
Oh, good, good, good.
Huh? What's up?
Oh, right! A toast!
The first drink of the pro-wrestler team is...
"Champagne" from Governor Inosemoto's engagement party.
- Can you do it again? - No, I've done it before, so...
Please do it.
- But you're strong, right? - Yeah!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
You're so generous!
And the time was 7pm.
Three hours passed since the start, and as you can see,
- There's a lot of salt! - they ate...
- ohayon and chips. - There's a lot of salt!
With two airport specials,
"nittere" didn't disappear quickly.
Meanwhile, "shaved ice" and "cola" and "water"
"tvs" with only "water" so far...
- Oh, it's here! - Oh, it's here!
- A restaurant scene... - A restaurant scene...
- Oh! - A steak is served!
- A wolf gang... - They'll definitely eat this scene.
- I really want to eat it! - Will they eat it?
- Come! - Eat it!
- Someone's going to eat it! - No!
- No, why? - Why?
- Why don't you eat it? - Why don't you eat it?
- You can eat it, can't you, Mr. Trump? - You can eat it, can't you, Mr. Trump?
- Here... - This is...
- I ate it! I ate it! - I ate it! I ate it!
- What's going on here? - What's going on?
- This is like an anime. - What's that you ate?
- What's that?
Rather than 'ate', it was more like 'sucked in'.
But this time, even if it's an anime, it has no connection if it has a description in its mouth.
- Oh, I see. - Therefore...
- You ate it! - No, you didn't.
- It's here! - It's here!
There were four of them.
Yes, there were four of them.
One for each of Trump and Kim.
But this is Kobe beef.
Kobe beef Wagyu hamburger.
You can't prepare such a thing in a hurry.
In fact, it's a hamburger you bought at a convenience store.
It's delicious.
What is it?
On the other hand, on Fuji TV...
No explanation.
On "Mezamashi" TV, "Kodomo Shokudou"'s coverage VTR, which is now a hot topic...
This looks like it's going to happen.
This white man's feeling is wonderful and appropriate.
It's not a special dish, but in the video that conveys its activity...
The scenes of children eating appear many times.
As a result, the children's favorite curry was brought to the white man.
This is terrible.
No, it's not good.
In no time, the table is full of food.
No, it's tough.
By the way, this time, if you can't finish your plate on the table, you're forced to leave.
You can eat slowly, but you don't know when the food will come out, so it's important to think about space and eat it.
He's slow.
And on TBS...
Wow, it's here! It's here! It's here!
What is it?
Isn't it the first meal?
Abraham Chowder and...
The speciality of canned food in the Marine Self- Defense Force began.
Curry was the main dish.
Nanashina appeared.
Is it the last one?
I want to take it out and eat it.
Can you take it out and eat it?
Can you do it? I'll take it out.
In addition, in "nhk", curry appears in the first cooking corner in the morning.
Curry appears in three songs out of six songs at the same time.
In the morning...
Again? Again?
The video of Inose's wedding party appears twice.
It's the same Inose.
I've only seen Inose's champagne.
From the start of the challenge to now, it's been four hours.
It was a professional wrestler team that still hasn't eaten a decent meal.
This guy is crazy.
At 10 a.m. two hours later...
In a commercial program "mono concierge" broadcasted in "jun sanpo"
What is it?
I finally ate it.
Did you eat something?
When introducing an electric pressure cooker, a cooking show was held.
You're eating a lot.
This is strong.
"meat jyaga" and "tebasaki curry" etc.
"kyushina" appeared.
I didn't eat much.
What is it?
This guy really has a bad attitude.
What is this guy?
It's 11 o'clock in the afternoon.
Even in Angela's telecast, the mail order program "Toranomon market" starts.
What was introduced here is...
Fermori, Kenson, Sakamushi, Hotate, Ichikira
Wow, that's bad.
No way, Hotate, Ichikira.
Since Bobby said this...
Wow, is it Ichikira?
In order to eat Ichikira according to the rule...
Furthermore...
Huh?
Ichikira?
This Sakamushi Hotate with Butter Rice using this Hotate Ichikira.
Also, Salmon Harasu and its boiled rice that Mai No Umi ate.
In total, about 3kg of food appeared.
- But... - This is quite...
- It's all-you-can-eat. - Wow.
This is all-you-can-eat in only 20 minutes.
Wow.
What are you doing?
- You're not eating at all. - He's sleeping.
- Look.
What is this guy?
I'm hungry.
And it's 12 o'clock.
It's time for each song's wide show.
While most of the food hasn't come out...
The kitchen is working without a break.
Where does the food go?
It's here again.
Pocky bowl.
Today's "It's Lunchtime" is...
A gourmet project that goes around three shops.
From the start of the show, for 30 minutes,
locomoto bowl and ginger roast were served.
That's amazing.
In addition, in later Disney specials, hashina also appeared,
but Russia, which continued to eat at a good pace, somehow cleared the "noon death zone".
That's amazing.
And in NHK, which also doesn't have a wide show,
every time, a dish that introduces a certain food for lunch is on air.
That day was "noon death zone" lunch.
Don't you eat it? Don't you eat it?
Oh, you ate it. I ate it.
From the start of the show, for 10 minutes,
five kinds of cutlet curry were served.
Is there more?
In addition, two servings of appetizers were added.
However, they were eaten up at once and were delicious.
That's amazing.
I'm getting sleepy.
It's 2 p.m.
Shirota, you haven't eaten yet?
Here, Shirota of Fuji TV, who hasn't eaten his curry at 7 a.m. yet...
What's with you? Stop eating.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to give up for a while.
No way he's going to give up.
Shirota is going to give up.
I told you! He can't eat!
He really can't eat!
Eat 9 foods, drink 7 drinks, smoke 17 cigarettes, and the Mortal World Fighter Shirota Challenge is over.
What do you want me to do?!
Shirota is going to give up.
It's 3 p.m.
In Angela's telecast...
Only fruits?!
A man who only eats fruits appears.
And so...
A man reproduces a fruit-only lunch box that he was eating.
It's good! It's sweet! It's good!
This is good, too.
Meanwhile, Sugawara of NHK, whose stomach is big due to eating only plates,
is eating salt until 6 p.m. in a smoking break.
And in the morning, the two of them...
Salt is tough.
- We'll eat it when it's ready. - I see.
- Delicious! - Yes.
Okay.
It's a peaceful lunch.
They were satisfied with the talkative cheese toast.
Cheese toast.
No, no.
No, it was delicious.
After this, there was a two-hour-long rerun of "Suspense".
They thought they would take a break here...
- Should we watch this all the time? - All the time.
- Watch it all the time. - It's like a drama.
Soba?
- Yes, it's soba. - I love it!
Despite the suspense drama,
there were multiple eating scenes.
Oh, right!
- We didn't order this in a woman's voice. - It's so heavy.
She was eating oden in a woman's voice.
The criminal started making tea with his memories...
- and appeared after two hours. - It's amazing!
It's amazing!
They finished eating, but it didn't seem like it was over yet.
- Are you okay? - Are you a beast?
- And on TV... - You're so weak.
Even for Angela, who joined the anime zone...
Anime...
Oh, wait!
Could it be the opening...
What is it?
- It doesn't look like anime at all. - Really?
All the food that jumped out of the anime...
Up until now...
What they ate in 15 hours...
- As you can see... - There's a lot of nittere.
And it's 7 o'clock.
It's finally golden time for each show.
For nittere, there's "people who gain and people who lose".
"Gournay", "Kenmin show" and "Hell's gourmet show" were aired three times in a row.
- Kenmin show is amazing! - Kenmin show is amazing!
- There's a lot of food. - There's a lot of food.
Will the Russians be able to survive this golden time of food?
Let's find out.
It's fast.
(Fast)
It's a big bowl of rice.
(Big bowl of rice)
What's more...
I've never had this before.
(Pasta)
Pasta.
(Curry)
- Is it only curry? - That's what it says.
That's amazing.
First of all, they eat six dishes in a one-hour special broadcast.
Meanwhile, the TV Aso pro-wrestling team...
- Mr. Tai. - Yes?
Let me...
declare my resignation.
After Shirota, it's the second group of resignations.
From 7 a.m. to the Hanataka Amusement Park,
they eat three bowls of ramen right from the start.
- We can't do this for three years. - We can't.
- Yes. - This is too much.
Yes.
From the start, it's 15 hours.
- They eat 44 dishes and it's over. - I see.
- We did it.
(Gurunai Gochi)
It's here!
The gochi has started.
(Gurunai Gochi)
- It's a mess. - As you know,
- Gurunai is famous for gochi. - Gurunai is amazing.
Gurunai sounds like Japanese.
"Teretou" is a Japanese-style dish tour.
"Washoku" is a world-famous Japanese food tour.
"TBS" is a monitoring show.
"Umasari Tottori" is...
"Otani Shouheiya" from China!
- Mr. Koshigi? - Mr. Koshigi?
"Gurunai Gochi" is a show where three people become one and do a location shoot.
(Gurunai Gochi)
All three shows start with a food show.
(Gurunai Gochi)
Gochi is eating French fries for 22,000 yen for 6 people by herself.
It's fashionable.
This is tough.
I feel like I don't know what will appear on the screen even if I eat what comes out.
For now, the meat I just cut is very soft.
A total of 17 items of high-class French fries for 6 people will appear in an hour.
TBS is monitoring "Tottori Meisangurume" that goes with "kosumara".
I ate oysters. It's called "sea milk".
No, it's not "sea milk".
It's "beast-land oysters".
It's original.
It's a beautiful "kosumara" dish, but mothers don't notice it's fake.
Don't eat it.
It's dangerous.
I'm scared of it.
Thank you for it.
It's delicious.
It's my first time to eat green onion.
It's delicious.
It's a steak course of "tottori wagyu".
I'll eat it with rice.
It's delicious.
TBS is monitoring "tottori wagyu" that goes with "kosumara".
A total of 10 items of high-class French fries will appear in an hour.
I'm getting full.
TV Tokyo Angela is also monitoring "tottori wagyu" that goes with "kosumara".
It's a dream again.
For 1 person, it's 1.2 million yen.
While experiencing Japanese food tours that are popular with foreigners,
she experienced "kyushina" in a Japanese-style restaurant.
However, a Russian who lives in a Japanese-style restaurant...
Wow, this looks tough!
As she left "kyushina", her hands stopped.
Anyway, the plate is big.
When she came here, for the first time, the top of the table started to fill up.
And the time was 9 pm.
"Nittere" went to "jigoku no gurume zon" and "last no tenmin sho"
The time was 9 pm.
"Nittere" went to "jigoku no gurume zon" and "last no tenmin sho"
While there are still many plates of "gochi" left...
"soul food" of "otaru" in Hokkaido...
"ankake yakisoba" appeared in three kinds.
Oh, I see.
What should I do? It's piling up.
I have to eat it.
Furthermore...
Next, famous dishes of Kumamoto prefecture appeared one after another.
And...
Oh...
I'm sorry. I can't do it anymore.
No, this is...
At last, she gave up.
From the beginning, it was 18 hours.
She finished "shina" in 74 hours.
No, I'm full.
I'm not hungry at all.
And the time was 10 pm.
There were 6 hours left until the end of the challenge.
"Teretou kamburia kyuden" is a cafe specialty.
Oh, souffle omelet rice!
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Wow! It's fluffy!
In the NHK "Close Up" era...
Wow! Chocolate cake!
...the British royal wedding cake appeared.
This is tough, too!
Thank you for the chocolate cake! It was delicious!
Wow!
And the time is 0 o'clock. Four hours left.
Watching TV for 20 hours in a row from 4 a.m. to 5 p.m.
She's exhausted and sleepy.
But even at midnight, she can't stop eating.
Octopus! Octopus has arrived!
It's in good shape!
Wow!
In the NHK "Close Up" rerun...
Octopus skewers!
In "Teletow," "Nabe" appears in a late-night drama.
And in "TBS," "Meat Man" appears in a late-night anime.
We've made it this far!
There are three songs left.
Each song is the last spurt.
And...
We've made it this far!
We've told you the news of this hour.
Wow! Four hours!
We did it!
"NHK," "TBS," and "Teletow's Skewers" were completed in 24 hours.
We did it in 24 hours!
Thank you for your hard work!
As you can see, the final result is...
The number of food eaten during the day on the TV show is...
512 in total!
It depends on the song, doesn't it?
Yes.
Why is there no prize?
I don't know if I did my best or not.
So, on Thursday, there is a lot of food on TV.
Stop taking pictures of me!
An amateur is making fun of me.
Anyway, three of you succeeded.
It can't be helped if there are many amateurs.
That's right.
The problem is that you are an amateur.
I haven't seen you for a long time.
Why are you shaking like that?
I've been saying I want him for about two years.
An amateur comes out from time to time.
If you say you're an amateur and pull it out, it's like a VTR in the mountains.
That's right.
I don't eat it at all.
This program is TBS, so only TBS used the video.
I see.
I'm not a sea cow, but a cow on land.
I've been saying that a lot.
What? Really?
Why? You're making fun of me!
You weren't into monitoring, were you?
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in!
Thank you.
First of all, let's look at this.
What?
Now, everyone, what is this?
I know.
You know, right?
I know.
Jijun, you know?
I know.
You know?
Do Koreans know about this?
In Korea, there is one person who I hate a lot.
That person is...
Stop it!
Have you ever done it?
Stop it!
You know it well.
Now, this is...
Ushinokoku-mairi
At 2 a.m., you put a candle on your head like this...
and think of someone you hate...
and strike a gossip nail at a straw doll.
It's one of the curse spells.
And I have a theory about it.
And it is...
"Ushinokoku-mairi" with a candle on his head.
It's too hot...
and it's not a curse spell.
Is it?
Is it hot?
It's not a curse spell.
It's a candle with fire on it.
I can't do it now.
It's not a curse spell.
Ask a straw doll if it has any effect.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't have any effect.
After this, "Ushinokoku-mairi" will be tested in three contests.
Thank you very much.
There are many people with long hair.
It's terrible if it starts burning.
It's terrible.
A candle on the head of a bullfrog.
It's too hot.
We will verify if it's a curse or not.
That's right.
That's why it's a bullfrog in May.
I'm scared.
It's time.
To all the gamers, fans, and all-stars who have gathered for some abandoned mine.
What are you doing?
Let me explain the plan.
By the way...
Considering your safety, we have gathered for you, skinheads.
This is the worst.
It's terrible.
It's weak.
In addition...
There is a penalty for the person who is the last one in the competition.
Penalty?
It's a penalty for doing it.
That's right.
We will have this person, Levi's, curse you.
What?
He is a real person.
A real person?
In this way, the world's first bullfrog style competition begins.
The first competition is...
Bullfrog obstacle race.
The average size.
They will do the morning glory jump.
What are you doing?
They will get a straw doll and put it on the wall with three nails.
They will do it for now.
The first race is...
Kuro-chan versus Hollywood The Caution.
Are you ready?
Wow, it's stuck.
Is it stuck?
It's stuck.
I'm scared.
The competition will be held naked.
The key of the competition is how to proceed without hitting your head or body with a straw.
It's hot! Hot hot hot!
Your brain's not functioning!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
If you don't do it quickly, you'll lose your brain!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hurry up and do it!
Hot! This is really hot!
It's too hot!
- How about that? - This is hot!
- Ouch! - It's hot!
- Ouch! - Master's elbow.
- It's too hot! - It's so hot we can't cut it.
It's hot!
- It's hot! - It should be so hot.
- It's too hot! - It's hot!
- It's too hot! - It looks great.
- Hot! - It's too hot!
It's too hot!
- It's hot! - Hot! Hot! Hot!
- Hot! Hot! Hot!
- Hurry up, you bastard! - Hot! Hot! Hot!
- Hurry up! Hurry up! - I don't know what you're doing and your reaction.
- Hot! Hot! Hot! - Hot! Hot! Hot!
- Is it that hot?
- Hot! - You're not hot, you bastard!
- Kuu-chan, you lost. - No, I didn't! It didn't hurt at all!
- Before that, you should break the rule. - What kind of game is this?
- What did you do? - I didn't!
- What did you do? - It's weird for me to break the rule even though I lost!
- I want you to pick up the doll with your hands. - Hey, don't pick it up with your hands!
- I didn't! I didn't do it! - You're a curse for real!
- No, I'm not a curse for real! - You're a curse for real!
- I didn't pick it up! I definitely didn't pick it up! - It's a real doll.
- Even though I didn't pick it up, I went looking for it and I definitely picked it up! - You definitely picked it up!
- Even if you picked it up, don't let it flow like that! - You're the worst!
- You're the worst!
The second race is...
Nadal is struggling with a straw doll.
Meanwhile, Abareru is taking the lead.
And he scores!
And of course, the points vary according to each player's time.
The lowest score so far is Nadal's.
And the second race is...
The Cow Country History Game.
- It looks like it's going to shake. - Music, start!
- What is this? - It's hot! It's hot!
- It's hot! - It's hot!
- It's hot! It's hot! - It's hot! It's hot!
- The item...
- It's hot! It's hot! - Because of my perspective...
It's hot.
- It's hot! - Are you kidding me?
- What is it? - It's hot!
- It's hot!
It's hot!
- It's hot! It's hot! - You're full of snot.
Hot! Hot!
Who did it?
We three did it.
Why hot!?
Hey, this...
Wait!
This is bad!
Wait!
This is not good!
It's unfair!
It's you!
What are you doing?
That's dangerous!
What's that?
That's nothing!
I should have put it on!
That's scary!
What? Loser?
Yes, unfortunately, it's fourth place!
It's a very foul loser!
That's right!
Liar Baffalo Kuro-chan
Once again, she commits foul behavior and loses in the end!
The second round continues!
It's not over yet!
Wait! Wait!
I'm going to run away!
I'm going to die!
Nadal loses and only two people remain in the final round!
Then, music start!
What are you doing?
You scared me!
And the winner is...
Zakosshio!
Zakosshio's head looks like a wolf's armor.
It's so hot!
I can't feel the heat!
It's so hot!
Are you being kept in here?
As you can see, the points so far...
The points have been added as if they reflected reality.
Kuro-chan and Nadal's rematch battle.
And the final match is...
"Bullfrog Sumo".
First of all, the first match of the first round is...
Nadal versus Zakosshio.
It's so hot!
Will...
It's so hot!
That was amazing.
It's so hot.
Isn't it too strong?
Red! Red!
It's a cow.
The second match of the tournament is...
Abareru vs. Kuro-chan.
Ready, go!
If Abareru loses here, Kuro-chan will reunite with Abareru.
Will Abareru be able to reunite with Kuro-chan?
Ready, go!
Ouch!
Ready, go!
Go!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot
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It is not evil! It is a competition! Because I was cursed!
Since I lose, I will be cursed, you know!
Villains are staring at us...
Ushinokoku Daruma.
The final round will be Nadal vs Kurochan!
Ushinokoku School Final Round is Nadal vs Kurochan!
The one who loses this match will reunite with his family.
I won't wait for you. Hold my hand.
Will...
Ready... Go!
Ouch!
Go, Nadal!
Ouch!
He's too strong.
Go, Nadal!
Ouch!
Go, Nadal!
Ouch!
Go, Nadal!
Ouch!
Go, Nadal!
Nadal, stop!
Wait!
Stop, wait!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
So...
Who'll join your family?
Really? I'm scared.
I'm starting to feel sick.
And so...
The curse will last a long time.
And so...
It wasn't a show you absolutely had to watch.
It might have been better if you just watched it.
You didn't have to pick up detailed lines, so it was perfect for watching.
It might have been better if you just washed something at home.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
One of Sanoban's players, Torita!
Hello!
Just one person?
Yes! Just one person.
He's so down-to-earth that you wouldn't think he's a comedian.
Don't say that!
He's usually not funny at all.
Don't say that!
He doesn't say anything.
I don't know. I'll just ignore it.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
By the way, is everyone strong in the morning?
How about you, Nakai-san?
I'm weak in the morning.
You're weak in the morning?
Yes. I don't sleep well and I'm in a bad mood.
You're in a bad mood?
I'm in a bad mood.
Do you get hit by your manager?
Sometimes I get angry.
You get angry?
You shouldn't say that on TV.
Just a little.
Today, we're going to do what you like in the morning.
Here it is!
The Morning New Item Simulation!
Speaking of this show...
It's been a while, but...
The Morning Series...
Yes, yes.
This time, it's a new...
It's a new one.
Yes, it is.
A new item.
It's a new item.
Yes, I brought it with me.
Hm?
Yes.
Ah...
Yes?
You usually have a bad tempo, don't you?
Yes.
I'll... I'll lower it a little.
The Morning New Item Simulation!
The first match is...
Neo-Ki vs. Gurgle Bat's Beach Flags Match!
And so, on the day of May, at 10.30 pm...
The Neo-Ki representative, who was summoned by TBS for a fake show...
Neo-Ki vs. Gurgle Bat's Beach Flags Match!
Here you go.
It's Wednesday's order.
Wednesday's order?
Let's go for now.
Eh?
Please put on your mask.
Eh?!
Isn't this Kuro-chan's?
And so...
Without knowing anything...
To Nishimura...
Eh?
Ah, the air changed!
To the match-up stage...
The air changed.
To the beach...
Eh?
And so...
After getting changed...
Into the blanket...
I can't sleep...
And so...
At midnight...
Nishimura, who was lying on his back and fully matured...
In this environment...
And so, first...
Neo-Ki representative's standby is complete.
On the other hand...
Gurgle Bat representative...
Audrey Kasuga.
Kasuga will tell you everything about this project.
Let's do this.
With everything turned on, they arrive at the beach at 4am.
He's an adult.
Can he run normally?
I'm sure he can win.
If he runs like this, he'll win right away.
Will Kasuga win right after Gurgle Bat?
Or will Nishimura win right after he wakes up?
Who will win?
Kasuga's Gurgle Bat has started.
After 10 laps, both cars will start.
It's early in the morning at the beach. Kasuga is doing his 4th lap.
Oh, he staggered.
On the other hand, Nishimura wakes up when Kasuga finishes his 10th lap.
It's Kasuga's 9th lap.
It's his last 10th lap.
Will he wake up at the start?
Wake up! Wake up!
It's time for him to start.
But Kasuga can't move forward.
On the other hand, Nishimura...
Run.
I want you to win!
Where?
Can he do it?
Wait for me!
Go for it! Go for it!
Nishimura found a flag here.
How will he do?
Kasuga!
Kasuga got a flag!
Why did you do that, Nishimura?
Why?
So, Nishimura's Gurgle Bat won against Kasuga's Gurgle Bat.
I did it.
How can you wake up in the morning like that?
I'm not sleeping. I'm just walking.
One more time.
What were you doing?
Gurgle Bat.
How was it?
Ah, what is it?
Don't think about funny things.
New game simulation.
The next game is...
Combination match. Two people and three legs.
According to the rules, the participants who are sleeping without knowing anything are...
Razor Ramon and Kaminari.
They don't know they have partners next to them and sleep for four hours.
Which team will win?
The game has begun. Two people and three legs.
This time, while waking up each of the participants, we will connect their legs.
Two people and three legs. Please stand up.
Two people and three legs.
Two people and three legs. Please stand up.
Razor Ramon stood up first.
Kaminari is also chasing him.
One, two. One, two. One, two.
One, two. One, two.
But Razor Ramon is fast.
They are in sync.
Finish!
But he continues to run without noticing the finish line.
I won't tell you the rules.
And Kaminari is also chasing Razor Ramon.
He is running over the finish line.
It's over.
It's a goal.
You don't have to go around.
It was a goal.
Why didn't you stop me?
The first new event, simulation.
The last event is...
The first foot salchow.
The rule is...
With a kick-off signal,
wake up both captains who are sleeping outside of the court,
and do the foot salchow while they wake up their teammates.
The match time is...
In order to make use of the characteristics of wake-up matches,
it's a three-minute short match.
Will it stop?
The first foot salchow.
The captains of both teams are...
Penalty Wacky and Panzer Ogata from the Soccer Association.
At one o'clock in the middle of the night, when the two of them fell asleep,
the entertainers who are teammates and have soccer experience also fell asleep one after another.
What kind of match will it be?
The whistle indicates the start of the match.
Ogata san, wake up!
Wake up!
Ogata san, wake up!
Wake up!
It's a blue team match, so you have 3 minutes to restrict yourself.
I lost contact with my opponent.
That's right. You have 3 minutes to restrict yourself.
Kick off.
What should we do?
The two captains will finally head for the court.
What kind of match will it be?
Who are they?
As soon as the captains of both teams woke up,
30 seconds had already passed.
They left early in the morning.
What kind of match will it be?
Who are they?
What are you doing?
What will they do first?
Do they understand the situation?
Wake up.
Here, Ogata woke up the players of the enemy team.
Wake up.
Wake up, Ogata.
Wake up.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
On the other hand, Wacky woke up his teammates.
Now, three players of the blue team have woken up.
And Ogata finally kicks off here.
He's in the penalty area.
He shoots!
Goal!
Keeper.
The captain is Akachi Mura, who is sleeping.
The keeper who played the ball is still sleeping.
Keeper, you're not awake.
Wake up.
Keeper.
Wake up.
Here, they finally understand the situation.
First of all, both teams decided to increase the number of members.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
And the game resumed.
Five players of the blue team have woken up.
On the other hand, two players of the red team are still dreaming.
Why?
The time is...
We don't have much time left.
But for some reason, it's now a leisurely time that you don't feel like you're in a match.
They're heading for the goal line.
Go for it, Sho!
Here it comes.
Go for it, Sho!
They have 25 seconds left!
What are you doing, blue team?
A key shot! It bounced!
Another key! Another shot!
The ball bounced!
The line is over! Corner kick!
Will this be the last play?
The kicker is Matsumoto, a regular.
We don't have much time left.
A kick that doesn't work!
The match is now over!
What is this?!
What was that at the end?!
At the end, it was just a comedian's neo-key.
We could have had dinner, too!
It was such a lame corner kick.
Was it okay for it to end like that?
Besides that, the futon was in the way.
I don't want to see Wacky's neo-key ever again.
This is so embarrassing!