AISubs v3.4
It's been a while since we sat here
I don't feel like sitting here
Even though I'm with him
It seems like you came all the way for this
I don't know if it's a bullet train or a plane
You can come on your own
Yeah, you can come on your own
You don't have to come
What? What? What?
It spun smoothly.
Whose decision was it?
I don't know. It's the boss' decision.
I have to say it quickly.
It's Hamana-san's turn to say something.
Is that so?
I've been waiting for it.
In this spring,
Wednesday's downtown
is four years anniversary.
Thank you very much.
This time,
I have a theory about Wednesday's downtown.
Here it is.
Wednesday's downtown.
The entrance and exit of the theory are completely different.
There are quite a few theories.
I see.
That's helpful.
It happens.
It happens, doesn't it?
I often get lost and you get excited.
That's right.
However, if you are the two hosts of the program,
at the end of the program,
you will see it on the orange screen, right?
If you could see only the orange screen
and know the theory of the entrance and exit of the theory,
you would know it, wouldn't you?
I don't know.
I have a little objection about it.
What is it?
I'm not the host of the program.
I see.
Hamana-san is also the host of the program, right?
Hamana-san has to know it.
But I'm the host of the program.
I'm just saying "no".
Let's do it like a quiz.
Let's see how much you know about it.
Let's start with the initial verification result.
Here it is.
Kuro-chan is a liar.
Here it is.
The initials are different?
The initials are different!
But this is the first time we know that Kuro-chan is a liar.
Isn't it like when you fly a pigeon and come back?
Yes, yes, yes!
At that time, Kuro-chan...
Yes, it's not like that.
You have a tail, don't you?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's not like that.
It's a prank! A prank!
It's a prank that Hamada-san loves!
What?
Hamada-san is saying "kyakkyak" even now.
Um...
Somehow...
The scariest theory...
In the end, what became the scariest theory?
The scariest theory is...
When you go home...
There's someone you don't know...
Ah...
It's not like that...
Um...
Can I say something?
I have no idea.
I have no idea at all!
I can't say anything!
I have no idea!
That's right!
Ah! That's it! That's it!
It's not like that!
I'm not used to it! I'm not used to it!
What are you talking about?
No, no!
Kuro-chan is a liar.
The theory that was the entrance of this verification result is...
When you wake up, there's someone you know.
But in the end, it's the scariest theory.
There's someone in the wake
Is it really the scariest situation?
In the wake of various entertainers,
they attack strangers.
The last target is Kuro-chan.
While resting, she sets up the camera and waits for going home.
As always, she announces her actions on Twitter.
In accordance with that, the staff...
My alibi is exposed.
It's a long way from Shinjuku to home, but I'll do my best!
From Shinjuku to Shinagawa's home,
it's about 2 hours on foot.
It's about time for the staff to wait outside.
And they wait for 30 minutes.
It's a taxi.
What's that?
A taxi stops in front of Kuro-chan's house.
It's a lie, right?
Just in case, the staff hides.
And the one who came out of the taxi is...
Kuro-chan.
Don't lie.
It's not good, go home
Kuro-chan says this mysterious lie.
She should have told her at home.
And what Kuro-chan posted on Twitter after going home is...
I'll be home soon
In my head
It's still flowing
A brilliant ideal tweet.
The camera caught everything.
I caught something incredible.
And the time is...
One o'clock in the middle of the night...
For some reason, all of us are checking the expiration date.
The next day, we have work early in the morning, but there is no sign of sleeping at all.
And...
No way...
He likes chinsuko...
Chinsuko...
Next, he picked up the iron ring and...
Selfie?
I can't sleep, so I'm working out!
What is it?
But the iron ring...
As soon as he took the picture, it was gone.
Stop it!
What?
Stop it!
And...
On this day, when he decided to lie for the last time...
He finally went to bed.
And he went to bed without turning on the electricity or the TV.
So...
He was about to forget about his original purpose, but...
Finally, he was able to verify the theory.
Could it be...
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it?
He's awake.
I'm scared...
Ah!
I was serious.
What? Gag, gag, gag.
What?
Something came out of your mouth.
Something came out of my mouth. Feels good.
What was it?
What?
Why?
What do you mean?
We've seen his reaction a hundred times.
Let's ask him one more thing.
I was looking at Twitter and I was curious.
You said you'd walk home from Shinjuku, right?
You walked home while you were walking.
You didn't walk home, did you?
Wait a minute. I need to pee.
What is this? You need to pee?
You didn't walk home, did you?
What? Why? I did walk home.
You took a taxi home, didn't you?
I have a bad face.
You have a bad face, don't you?
Yes.
Wait a minute, okay?
What's going on?
No...
You're lying.
No, I'm not lying.
Well...
Lying is conspicuous.
No, it's not.
I'm not acting.
What should I say?
For now, can you admit you didn't walk home?
What do you mean admit it?
I'm not lying.
Okay, I got it. It's okay.
I got it perfectly.
So, Kuro-chan is a liar.
Kuro-chan's lie-tweets that happened to come out of nowhere.
Later, Kuro-chan's "lie-tweets" project all started from here.
Let's go to the next one.
The next one is...
You were ugly.
What is it?
Is it difficult?
That's what you said in the interview.
No, I'm not an old man.
The theory that led to this test result is...
There are no people with smaller foreheads in the world than Impossible Hirukawa.
Forehead size is only 2.5cm in Impossible Hirukawa.
While investigating whether there are people with smaller foreheads than Impossible Hirukawa...
They found this person in Osaka.
I have work and I'm going home.
You have work?
Yes.
At the end of May...
Don't get close!
Stop it.
He has a hippo-like mouth and a narrow forehead.
He found a woman with a lot of elements.
We asked him which one he was interested in.
What would you like to improve in yourself?
Well...
I'm trying not to look old-fashioned.
I'm trying to look fashionable.
She's careful about her clothes.
He has the narrowest forehead in Japan.
Well...
It's a little...
It's moving.
It's off.
It's a hippo.
What?
No, it's...
What?
It's wearing it.
This is a hippo.
It's wearing it.
You should clap for yourself.
So that's what it looked like.
What is it?
Next...
Shiba has an affair.
This strange phenomenon...
The theory that the verification result was born.
That is...
Even if you spill tea at Yazawa fans' house, it won't blow in Yazawa towel.
What is this?
At the enthusiastic Yazawa fans' house, they deliberately spill tea and do verification.
The last thing I asked was...
Yazawa also has a cell phone book.
You can choose four digits of blood, right?
Yes.
0830.
Yes.
Mr. Chiba, who is particular about 0830 and 0874.
0838.
What are you talking about?
There is only a little tea, but there seems to be a lot of goods.
Yes, there is.
He immediately tried to ask at home.
I have a separate house.
What?
That's it.
That's amazing.
Yazawa...
Only for storage?
Only for storage.
Wow, that's amazing.
I gave it to my boyfriend.
Isn't it an extra expense?
That's why I asked you for a separate house in secret.
Is it okay for you to know this?
It's okay.
To Mr. Chiba's secret Yazawa room.
Can you show me inside?
It's like this all of a sudden.
But it's self-made from the entrance.
Is it self-made?
That's right.
Did you make it yourself?
That's right.
Ahead of the flood of Yazawa love...
Mr. Chiba.
Yes?
You're moving.
No, I'm not.
I've been doing a lot of things with my wife.
What did you say just now?
What's wrong with you?
What did you say just now?
What?
Shidoro Modoro as depicted in the picture.
And...
A woman's body as depicted in the picture.
And...
No, no, that's not it.
And...
Is it real?
It's like a woman's body.
It's a room.
When you say it like that...
That curtain...
I don't think it's made by a man in his fifties.
Wow!
This is amazing!
It's really cool!
I'm proud of it.
By the way, how much is the rent?
It's about 70,000 yen.
You paid a lot of money.
Who is paying with their own money?
No, don't say that.
In addition, even things like this are divided into Yazawa goods.
Is this Mr. Chiba's handwriting?
Of course, this is my handwriting.
On the whiteboard is written "Budokan Life Plan".
But, the situation is very suspicious.
In addition...
For some reason, it even says "Christmas Plan".
This is definitely Mr. Chiba's handwriting, isn't it?
Mr. Chiba, how would you like to write it?
I'm going to Budokan.
Usually, it's like this.
That's a weird handwriting!
What did you write?
That's a weird handwriting!
What did you write?
It looks like a picture.
What is this?
Where should I eat it?
Ah, not this one.
I can't guess it.
It's hard.
Next one.
Please guess it.
Here it is.
Ah, this one is easy.
This one is easy, right?
Yes.
Um, Momotaro...
Yes.
Really...
Yes.
Dog, monkey, fox are useful...
Isn't it a hypothesis?
There is such a thing, right?
Use...
Well, useful...
Can I say it again?
Yes, please say it again.
One more time, um...
Hamada, you're not talking at all.
What is it?
Hamada...
I don't know at all.
I don't remember.
The answer is...
In "Kibi Dango", it is said that "dog", "monkey", "fox" can't be named.
First of all, "dog".
Look.
Dog...
Do you eat it?
It's coming, right?
Ah...
Dog is...
You ate it, right?
It's rather crude, but...
You ate it, right?
He was a little cautious, but he ate it.
Where did it go?
And in the hot water, it went into the shade.
Next, "monkey" also managed to name it, but...
Don't you eat "kibi dango"?
It was impossible to name "fox".
Momotaro took only "dog" and "monkey" with him and "demon" went to the island.
I've come to protect peace!
Come out, "demon"!
You too...
What's up with you?
Kou-chan?
Hit me, you bastard!
Hit me, hit me!
But he ran away.
He ran away.
I'm a boy!
Don't stare at me like that!
So, Kijinuki couldn't beat the demon.
I think I said a lot of good things about you.
You did.
This guy is terrible.
Hamada-san, please say one thing that caught my attention.
I think I should sit here and think about it.
I'm leaving it to you.
I only said "thank you!"
That's...
Hamada-san...
I have my own reasons, but I'm only saying it because I like you.
What made you say that?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
The theory that the entrance and exit have changed.
Next...
The youngest versus the oldest.
Tonton theory.
In various competitions, the youngest fought against the oldest.
This theory.
The final competition was judo.
And the oldest in this competition is Tadayuki Morimoto, 84 years old.
And the youngest in this competition is 5-year-old Toki Sasaki, who participated in the youth judo competition for the first time in his life.
Will the oldest have an advantage in this competition?
The game will start soon.
What happened? 5-year-old Toki suddenly went outside while holding his head down. What happened?
Toki, who for some reason returned to his family just before the game started, suddenly coughed.
It seems that the game with an unknown old man has become scary.
Then, on the other hand, Mr. Morimoto broadcasted "Zogotou".
Five-year-old children shouldn't be so judo and mischief.
You may do it for fun and show it off like that, but judo is not like that.
First of all, physical strength and everything is different.
I've been doing it for 64 years, so it's impossible for me to have a game with a one and a half year old child.
He got really angry.
So this time, he decided to withdraw from the game.
The next day, he changed his opponent and restarted the game.
The next youngest is the youngest age at which national competitions will be held.
He is the representative of Kanagawa Prefecture in his fifth year of elementary school.
He is 11 years old.
In this case, Mr. Morimoto also has shortcomings for his opponent.
I'm sorry for calling you twice.
I thought you wouldn't come, but you threw me.
That's all I said.
Can't you throw me?
I can't throw you.
I'll throw you.
Now, the game will finally begin.
In fact, Mr. Sanada, who is 11 years old, was second in the national competition.
On the other hand, Mr. Morimoto, who is 84 years old, is also shining with eight gold medals at the Masters World Championships.
We can't predict who will win at all.
The game begins!
First of all, Mr. Sanada, who turned to the right.
There is a difference in height, but Mr. Sanada's strength does not fall behind adults.
In the national championship final, Mr. Sanada weighed 100kg and held up to semi-final.
On the other hand, Mr. Morimoto, who is 84 years old, is also shining with eight gold medals at the Masters World Championships.
Mr. Morimoto's posture has been disrupted.
Mr. Morimoto is adamant that he will never be thrown, but this may make him nervous.
It's an interesting game!
His stamina is 84 years old.
Will Mr. Morimoto make a mistake?
He shouldn't have decided the winner early.
That's right. If it takes time, I'll make a mistake.
Even after that, both of them continue to compete equally.
Here, the game finally begins!
Mr. Morimoto fell to the outside!
But will it be a ground technique?
This is Mr. Sanada turning to the back!
It's a ground technique!
Mr. Sanada is knocked down!
He held up!
Mr. Morimoto has defeated Mr. Sanada!
Therefore, Mr. Sanada won by a ground technique!
That's great!
That was a good match!
I'm not good at fighting.
That's right.
If my children continue to grow up, it will be worthwhile for me to come and compete with them.
Winning or losing has nothing to do with it.
So, winning or losing has nothing to do with it.
And there is one more judo project where the entrance and exit have changed.
Giant Shirota and Shinohara Shinichi.
Because they look alike, it is said that they have something in common.
So, they have combined their specialties and competed against each other.
This is a memorable first part of the mixed rules competition.
Giant Shirota and Shinohara Shinichi.
The rules are...
Giant Shirota and Shinohara Shinichi will compete for one and a half minutes, three rounds each, and a total of six rounds.
The one with more rounds wins.
By the way, judo is one for one.
Giant Shirota and Shinohara Shinichi will compete for one and a half minutes, three rounds each, and a total of six rounds.
Each of them will show off their skills in their specialties.
At the end of the second round, there will only be one difference.
And in the final round, giant Shirota and Shinohara Shinichi will compete for one and a half minutes.
This is hard.
I'm thirsty, too.
Will Shirota be able to talk again?
Will Shinohara be able to eat fish?
Shirota is pretty strong.
Eat it! Eat it!
The judges are confused once again.
Can the barley tea move in one hand?
I'm going to lose!
I'm out of breath.
Finally, both teams reach out for the sushi rolls.
The white team pushes the sushi rolls like they're eating meat.
One roll!
One roll of sushi rolls!
But can they eat it all?
I've never seen a white team like this!
One roll of sushi rolls...
They can't eat it at all!
In this round, in one and a half minutes,
each team gets two sushi rolls and one normal meal.
The last big bite is the final.
The difference is two.
Can the white team escape?
Now, the last confrontation!
Shinohara...
He took one that didn't even hit!
Now, he's returning that one!
There's not much time left.
There's about one minute and twenty seconds left.
Another roll!
One more roll!
There's only one roll left for the white team!
Now, he's pulling it back!
No, it's gone!
This confrontation is Shinohara's victory!
And so...
As soon as they exercise, they can't eat.
Let's do it one more time!
We haven't done it yet!
Come on!
Here it is!
I have somewhere to go.
Please work.
It has become a heartful project that doesn't make sense.
What is this?
Is it actually difficult?
In the first place, this show is not going to be heartful.
Here is the answer.
The theory that if a professional impersonates a teacher, he will be beaten to death by a child.
I see. This was a good project.
This theory has become a heartful project that doesn't make sense.
The stage was Fuji Gakuen Junior High School in Yamanashi Prefecture.
And here are the five impersonators who will impersonate the teacher.
The three people who had schedules visited junior high school to collect information about the teacher.
First of all, let's ask the graduates who go to the attached high school.
There is a person called Oomori Sensei.
Oomori Sensei.
What is his name?
Rika Sensei.
Rika, Rika.
When I send him a message, I get too excited and go like this.
It's too high.
Suddenly, I get greedy.
Next, we will monitor the class.
You know that "answer" is a singular form, right?
You say "ne" at the end, right?
You say "ne" and get the rhythm.
You get the rhythm.
It's like this.
It's amazing.
And...
We have a good teacher.
- Hello. - Hello, nice to meet you.
From now on, we will hear directly from the teachers.
Oota Sensei is very serious.
Do you laugh a lot?
- No, I don't. - Really?
What was the funniest thing you laughed at recently?
After getting the information from the teachers, they went back to the TVS and met up with the other two who didn't have any schedule during the day and had a meeting.
What do you do with it? Do you decide who will be dressed up first?
We divide it into people who seem to be able to do it as a main.
That's right.
It's a lot of work.
As you can see, we decided who will be dressed up first based on their appearance and voice quality.
Kannazuki is dressed up as Yamaguchi-sensei, a weirdo who was in a poop research club.
And Omori-sensei is dressed up as Hori.
Mikan is dressed up as Ebara-sensei, who has a habit of saying "who can try".
Ota-sensei, who is serious but also good at dancing, is dressed up as Ehara.
Miracle is dressed up as Nakayama-sensei, who has a habit of saying "sss" after talking.
And Kanekatsu-sensei, who has a habit of saying "umai umai", and Okuwaki-sensei, who has a habit of saying "hage-neta", will also appear somewhere in the story.
There's a "neta" in "medley", isn't there?
Could it be...
Neta
The students are gathered in a private room without knowing anything.
Then...
Recently, everyone has been slacking off.
That's why we held this week's class.
Today...
There's a lot of things we want you to say.
It was hard to design.
This time, we'll make you think it's a lecture, and then we'll surprise you with impersonations.
I'd like each of you to say a word to those teachers.
(Laughter)
Good afternoon!
We don't know what happened all of a sudden.
(Laughter)
Hey, there's someone who looks like me.
Who are you?
I'm Yamaguchi.
If you're Yamaguchi, you used to have a research institute when you were in college, right?
Yes.
What research institute?
Poop institute.
If you're Yamaguchi, you've eaten bugs before.
What did you eat?
Kamemusu.
You ate kamemusu!
Were they able to figure out what was going on?
The students of the university.
They're laughing so hard.
And...
Hey, there are a lot of other angry teachers here today.
Call them out. Mr. Oomori!
(Laughter)
This is what Mr. Oomori looks like.
One.
Two.
Three.
There are three things that are important for flowers to bloom and for you to remember.
Mr. Oomori.
Yes.
You, you, you!
You're laughing so hard!
Teacher.
You!
I don't know what you're saying.
I can't hear you.
I don't know what you're saying.
I wish we had a better teacher.
It's similar.
From the next 25 pages...
and...
Is it funny?
It's funny.
the other
the others
Next...
the other
the others
(good posture)
Sensei, sensei...
Right hand, right hand!
Sensei, what's wrong with your right hand?
What happened?
Your right hand is twisted...
Your butt must be funny.
What are you doing?
And in the end...
He looks like him...
Umm... today I'd like to tell you a little bit about my favorite, Nicheham.
Shhh!
Ten... ten...
Tengaoi.
Tengaoi. Tengaoi.
Ten... ten... ten... ten... ten... ten...
Tengaoi!
Shhh!
No one said anything properly, so...
Um...
Really?
Mr. Okubo said it properly.
What?
Really?
Ah!
It's kawagi-wagi!
And lastly, Mr. Kanekatsu, who is good at everything.
How is it now, Mr. Kanekatsu?
Hmm... good, good!
Good, good!
Huh?
Good, good!
It's me, good, good!
No, it's me!
It's me!
It's you, you, you!
You said it wrong!
Who said it wrong? Who?
Give me a reaction!
You... you come here!
Sensei, what do you think of my impersonation?
Not good!
I enjoyed it!
Thank you very much!
Like this, Sensei's impersonation show came to an end.
Sensei, were you surprised at first?
What happened?
Then...
He's crying!
Why?
Why are you crying?
You're too weak!
You're so weak you could die!
Why are you laughing?
You know it well!
I don't know it well, but it's mixed up!
Your sense of creativity is amazing!
It's amazing!
You're number one!
You're number one this year!
I'm glad you could do it!
Students, Sensei, and impersonator Geilin,
and everyone who was there, were surrounded by smiles.
It was a wonderful day.
And so, it became a heartwarming project.
Next up is...
There are extraordinary strangers in the world.
The theory that led to this result was...
There are zero people who use Japanese-style toilets in the new area.
So, as a result of a nationwide investigation of public offices that support toilet construction,
a Japanese-style toilet house was found in Nara Prefecture...
Hey, isn't that Kansai?
It's true that there is a Japanese-style toilet house atmosphere.
Is a Japanese-style toilet house really installed?
By the way, is the owner of the toilet house famous for his face?
We will show you the raid toilet immediately.
It's so Japanese-style!
You're kidding me! It's a Japanese-style door!
Hey, Tamura! Hey!
You're kidding me!
Why? Why?
It's true. It's a very beautiful Japanese-style toilet house.
Seriously?
It's magnificent!
But why on earth did they install Japanese-style toilets?
There is a surprising reason...
Why on earth did you install Japanese-style toilets?
Actually, I have a son who will be a high school student.
I really wanted to install it.
Why?
Your son?
Yes.
If you install it, we will go out of the house.
The Japanese-style toilet house was a strong request from the son of a high school student.
Seriously?
Hey!
Put it down for a moment.
You look like your son.
This is his son.
Yuki-kun, 15 years old.
Why didn't you like Japanese style?
Since I was born, my house has been Japanese style.
As I got used to it, I couldn't do Japanese style.
Your house is Japanese style?
Yes.
Don't you have any problems?
When I go out, there is no Japanese style bench at all.
Even if I go to a department store, I don't like it at that time.
What do you do at that time?
At that time, I endure it and spit it out.
When was the last time you did it in Japanese style?
When was it?
I don't remember.
When we don't have Japanese style, we have no choice but to do it in Japanese style.
For some reason, Yuki-kun doesn't like it in Japanese style.
Do you use it with your family?
I'm the only one who doesn't use it.
Is it exclusive?
Yes, it's exclusive.
I'm the only one who doesn't use it.
By the way, have you ever used a washlet?
No, I haven't used it for a while.
Then, I'll use it only once.
So, for the first time in their family's washlet, it's their first washlet experience in their life.
Of course, we have it.
Will they be able to use it?
It's tough, isn't it?
It's my first time, so...
How is it?
It's disgusting.
So, there are strange people in the world.
Next is...
The average grip of men in their 50s is 46.
The theory that was the entrance of this verification result is...
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
The average grip of men in their 50s is 46.
The theory that was the entrance of this verification result is...
Itsuki Hiroshi has a strong grip.
Itsuki Hiroshi has been gripping his fist for 45 years.
Itsuki Hiroshi has a stronger grip than average men of the same age.
So, I asked Itsuki Hiroshi for a verification result.
But, of course, he refused.
Thank you.
Itsuki Hiroshi's verification result.
How long have you been doing this?
I've been doing it for 31 years.
He's been gripping his fist for 31 years.
Can Itsuki Hiroshi's grip surpass the average grip of men in their 60s?
The average grip of men in their 60s.
[singing]
Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
He's going up a little.
Is it coming? It's coming. It's coming.
Is it over? Is it over?
[singing]
His grip is...
I think it's pretty good.
41
How is it?
39.7
It's not much, but it's above the average grip of men in their 60s.
[singing]
As expected of you. Your grip is higher than average.
Oh, really?
The average grip of men in their 60s is about 39.
I'm 56 now.
Huh? Huh?
By the way, the average grip of men in their 50s is 46.
Huh?
I'll just say the next one.
Yes, it's the last one.
Here it is.
The consequences of bad aftertaste.
No, it's always like that.
It's always like that.
It's not always like that.
It's like that today.
It's like that now, too.
It's not like that now.
The consequences of bad aftertaste.
Here it is.
If you are a ghost farmer, you can guess what happened just by entering the room.
I didn't know anything about it.
At the end, a ghost farmer who didn't know anything said, "A ghost is angry."
He said, "I don't know anything about it."
I went around three times and missed it perfectly.
I didn't know anything about it.
It's a variety show, so I didn't know much about it.
I felt like the deceased was angry.
So, it was a bad aftertaste result.
Next Wednesday's "Downtown Kochi Kame Verification Special"
Divers fishing and catching fish.
Golf competition in the city.
Mixed rule competition that appeared in "Kochi Kame" as well.
Can you see naked people in the club?
Two hours of episodes of "Kochi Kame" will be verified.