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[Applause]
Thank you, Sasu and Yomi!
Thank you!
[Applause]
Let's go!
Our first presenter is this person!
Please come in!
[Music]
[Applause and cheers]
Yes, we have a rising star here!
[Applause and cheers]
Who are you?!
I'm Kotoge!
[Applause and cheers]
This is the worst thing I've ever done.
[Laughter]
I've been through a lot of things.
But today is the worst.
Now, everyone.
This show's popular segment.
"Someone is here" series.
Do you know about it?
For example, "Someone is here"
"Someone is here" is the scariest.
That's good.
"Someone is here" is the scariest.
But we don't have it anymore, do we?
No, we don't.
But we still have it!
Really?
This is what we brought today.
"Someone is here" is the scariest.
[Applause and cheers]
That's scary, isn't it?
Anyway, I love Hamada-san.
[Laughter]
I want to see Hamada-san's smile, but I'm doing it for no reason.
[Laughter]
I love "Someone is here" so much.
[Laughter]
After this, "Someone is here" prank in Hamada- san's bed.
[Laughter]
My waist is missing!
Furthermore, when a trio entertainer gets out of bed and becomes alone with a piece of junk,
they will verify it by other hackers to see if a trio will still perform as a duo.
And they will try to find a Japan representative of bean tanks over weight 100kg under 150cm.
It's small.
[Music]
There are people in the bed, but in the end, they verify the scariest theory.
The first target is...
Panser Ogata.
This time, his wife stayed out overnight and verified it in one room in his house.
And he made strangers sneak into Ogata's bed.
His plan was completed.
Ogata came home from work and...
This is fun!
Wait! Wait!
Ogaka jumped out of the room out of fear.
This is fun!
He escaped to outside of the house.
I'll go ahead.
He went outside!
Wait a minute!
Isn't it a crime?
I'm fine.
Ogaka jumped out of the room out of fear in snow.
I'm scared!
It's a trouble in the neighborhood, so he went inside of the house.
This is fun!
I'm scared!
Please don't be a character!
Please say "hello"!
Please be a character!
Ogaka, you've experienced many pranks.
What was the scariest one?
It's obvious!
It's the scariest one!
It was the scariest one.
And the next target is...
Amakouin or Seiko?
No!
She didn't know that a stranger was hiding.
When she went home and changed her clothes, she went straight to bed.
Help me!
She's completely leaning over.
I'm leaning over!
She's leaning over!
I'm leaning over!
No, no, you can't do that!
You can't do that!
What is this?
I can't stand up anymore.
My head hurts.
What kind of show do you think it is?
A show?
It's a show.
Is there such a show?
Wednesday's Downtown.
Downtown?!
Wednesday's Downtown.
Downtown?!
What show do you think it is?
What kind of show do you think it is?!
What is this?!
What kind of show do you think it is?!
I hate Downtown!
Go away!
It's my favorite show!
You've never been in a man's house before, have you?!
You're the first man to sleep in a woman's bed, aren't you?!
Of course, it was the scariest prank of all.
No matter how many times you watch it, it's funny.
And the next target is...
Here it is!
Mattel's Amigo.
According to the rules, a man's house is not allowed by the management company.
So we called them out as a prelude to a fake show.
And they're excited in a local hotel.
By the way, the hotel's window is thin and it's easy to get caught if you go in normally,
so they do a prelude to a fake show.
Although this guy, who's been in the show for a long time, was the scariest guy we've seen so far,
the theory is absolutely correct.
However...
That guy's endurance is also amazing.
Anthony felt uncomfortable in his bed.
Whoa!
Why?!
I just wanted to make sure.
You wanted to make sure?
Yeah.
I'm not mad.
Do you know why?
Because of the water.
What's with this bed?
It's unique.
By the way, out of all the people in this show,
how scared are you?
I can't turn on the alarm!
What?!
Whoa!
"Mr. There-Is-Someone-Anthony" means "can't turn on the alarm!"
Mr. There-Is-Someone-Anthony
Next up is this person...
"Jungle Pocket" Saito.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Before, Saito used to say "it's dark, there's someone there, it might be the scariest..."
Will it be updated?
This day, for the next day's movie shoot, he checked in at the hotel in front of him.
Then, just one minute after entering the room, that person suddenly came in.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Oh, a pillow...
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Huh? Huh?
How was it?
How was it?!
Do you know what this is?
Is it the same as that time? That curtain...
That's right. There's someone there when you open it.
It's the same as that. Was it scarier than last time?
Scary...
I'm so scared.
I can't do this anymore.
"There's someone there when you open it" is scarier than "There's someone there in the bed"
And with that, the first place in Shogai has been updated.
The theory has been proven right.
And lastly, for the record, it's been verified.
There's someone there in the bed
For example, you sneak into your house and set up.
You can go in as you like, right?
But, since Kuro-chan lives on the bed and has nowhere to hide,
this time, she takes off her mat and only shows her face.
It's a reverse massage style verification.
Meanwhile, after work, Kuro-chan goes out for dinner alone.
After being hungry, she eats dinner.
Hokke-and-negi-toro bomb.
Instead of eating rice, she eats negi-toro bomb.
Healthy...
Dynamite!
That's what Kuro-chan always says about healthy food.
But in fact, when she appeared in the medical show "The Type"
Yes, yes, yes...
Immediate...
Hospitalization level...
It might not be strange for me to pass out and die.
Seriously, seriously...
Her immediate hospitalization level has been confirmed.
Currently, she's eating less sugar in her diet.
It should be, but...
In reality...
Rice, miso soup, and quail eggs topped with enoki mushroom butter.
She eats a lot.
In these two weeks of my daily life, I tried to change my food habits and consciousness, and when I pulled out a fortune-teller, I got a great fortune!
God is watching you!
Let's do our best!
Yes, God is watching you.
So, instead of quail eggs and God, she pushed a liar away.
Wow!
This is scary!
Is he immune to the abnormal situation at home?
His reaction to the incident is weak.
I did it, but...
That's it.
What?
What's wrong with my bed?
The bed is OK, but the meal is...
Recently, you were scolded by your teacher a lot in the Taiko version.
On Mondays, right?
That's right. Every Monday, the Taiko version of "MEI" is broadcasted.
In fact, since his appearance in "MEI",
Kuro-chan's diet life has been monitored by her teacher on Twitter.
Today's menu is also very healthy, isn't it?
Didn't you eat today?
I didn't eat today.
You're not lying, are you?
I'm not lying.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
Quail's egg.
Rice miso soup.
Sesame seeds.
Enoki mushroom butter.
You didn't eat, did you?
It's OK if it's just your imagination.
Was there a detective again?
After the last recording,
even when the camera wasn't rolling,
we said "it's really bad",
"it's not a self-control situation",
all of us rushed in and talked about it,
but it didn't work at all,
and I was really shocked.
You're not lying, are you?
You're using Calden Key, aren't you?
You're not lying, are you?
Wait a minute!
You're not lying, are you?
Wait a minute!
If you're lying, I'll report you to the teacher.
No, I can't!
They're really noisy!
I don't know if it's a professional opinion or not,
but they're really noisy!
It didn't work at all,
and I was really shocked!
Some girls even cry!
What's going on?
I wish I knew!
That's right.
After a lot of tests and results,
Kuro-chan said "I wish I knew!"
But what he found out was...
I'm glad it worked!
It's impossible for people to move like that!
I was leaning back!
He was really leaning back!
It's impossible for people to stand like that!
It made me feel like my head would hurt!
I laughed too much!
How was it, Fuku-san?
When I heard Hamada-san say, "Those sheets are in the way,"
and how he was talking about improvements...
I was really scared!
I'm not going to end like this!
He's saying it unconsciously!
To give you more fear!
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
It's rare!
Yes, I'm Kozaka Daimao!
It's quite rare!
It's rare!
That's right! It's the first time I've come and I'm shaking like a kid!
Now, it's sudden, but...
Yes!
Actually, I used to do comedy in Trio.
I don't think you know this, but...
I didn't know about Trio!
This time...
I brought a theory about Trio entertainers like us!
Here it is!
Trio entertainers!
If you pass Trio and end up alone with a piece of junk, you can't continue doing comedy with that person!
You don't have much experience with Trio.
That's right.
But out of the three, one or two of Trio have a lot of junk.
How did you do it?
Did you disband as a group?
In order...
Oh, I see.
Like in "Satomi Discovered"...
In order...
Someone disappeared.
Like that.
This verification...
Who is doing it?
It's here.
There was a perfect team.
Really?
It's here.
Jumpoke.
Otake, right?
Yes.
It's Otake, right?
That's right.
It's Otake, right?
This is exactly what Jumpoke is all about.
Saito-san disappeared and...
This Otake Otake...
Otake Otake...
Who will continue Otake Otake?
That's what it is about.
Can we worry about who is more of a piece of junk?
It's a bit of a shock that you all said "ah" so quickly.
When a trio entertainer disappears and is left alone with junk,
we will verify if they will continue to be in a team.
So first of all, we will ask the two pranksters what they think about it.
Oh, Otake is also a prankster.
Saito-san will be P and do it.
Otake-san will be P and do it.
I see.
In such a situation...
That's right.
Saito-san disappeared and...
Otake-san will be P and do it.
Prank verification.
Honestly, Otake-san and I doing it together...
Isn't it a little too much?
What are you talking about?
Otake-san is being dissed now.
Well, well, well...
If you say it's too much, it's probably too much in reality.
The prankster gets hurt first.
It's a rare pattern of a prank, but...
But for now, when I'm at work, the two of us go shopping or go to concerts.
To be honest, there are things we do together.
Wota says it's tough when it's just the two of you.
He says it's tough when it's just the two of you.
Otake says it's tough when it's just the two of you.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
I knew it.
Seriously, I hate you.
In reality, in such a situation...
Do you think Wota-san will do it with Otake-san?
I don't know.
I don't know what will happen.
I'm 50% sure.
Which way will he go?
I can't imagine what he'll do.
Will he fall for it?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
In this prank, in order to make it come true,
in order to make it come true,
Saito will make it seem like he wants to be Pin in advance.
First of all, a senior of a trio of disbanded entertainers, Taketo, a former B-course entertainer,
will show Saito, who is not usually that close with him, how they are talking to each other,
and make it seem like he wants to be Pin.
Good morning.
Did you have a live show today?
I slept in.
You slept in?
Did you have a meeting?
I had a meeting.
I'm sorry about this.
Not at all.
I'm sorry about this again.
If I do it again...
I got it.
Thank you for your hard work.
You're funny.
Thank you for your hard work.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I had a meeting.
With who?
I had a meeting...
You're not good at it!
He's not used to it.
He bites like crazy.
If we have a meeting again...
I'll tell you.
Right now?
Yes.
A meeting?
We won't have a meeting, will we?
A meeting?
He looks a little uneasy.
So...
Next is...
Fake coverage of a magazine.
Saito, who was originally an actor.
A strategy to say what he can't give up.
A person with a goal?
What do you think, Saito?
I believe in sin.
Yes.
You're going to be an actor?
I originally wanted to do it.
As an actor...
That's right.
I want to do it.
By yourself...
Do you want to do it?
Do you feel like you want to do it?
Well...
I want to be myself...
But reality is different.
And the third strategy...
Saito and his good friend...
Chocolate Planet Matsuo.
Saito's feelings are leaning against a pin.
A strategy to say that.
I see.
I drank it recently.
Really?
Yes.
It's kind of dark.
What if I...
What would you think if you did it alone?
What do you mean?
Like...
No, I mean what would you do if you did it alone?
What would you see if you did it alone?
What do you mean "see"? What is that?
What is that?
I don't know. You said something amazing.
I didn't think of it so suddenly.
There are a lot of dramas and movies recently, right?
That's right.
It gave me an atmosphere that I really wanted to do it.
It's a play, right?
Recently.
You said something about music, didn't you?
Like...
Like "Little Mermaid".
Right.
I wanted to do it.
When you said you wanted to do it, you said "one year play", right?
"One year play", right?
Right. Like going all over the country for one year.
That's right. I want to do it alone every day.
I'm anxious.
With these three sneaky strategies,
Ohta has begun to get caught up in Saito's mysterious movements.
It's finally time for the show.
The show is about to end.
There are a lot of negative comments.
Will Ohta continue his partnership with "Honkotsu Ohtake"?
That day, Ohta was called by his manager to his company in Yoshimoto.
Wow.
I'd like you to give me some time.
There's something I'd like to talk about.
Saito-san and you two.
Before we start, there's something I'd like to talk about.
Well...
It's something I've been thinking about for a while now.
In terms of my position...
I want to do it with a severed pin now.
What do you mean?
I came to Tokyo because I wanted to do the role of an actor.
I was given various dramas and movies.
Of course, it's thanks to them that we were able to do it in the world we love.
What do you think about becoming an actor?
I've been working hard as an actor.
I think it's very rude of them to continue being entertainers with a severed pin.
Really?
Dramas and movies are coming out now and then.
But you're doing it as an entertainer now, right?
I'm sorry that I don't want to do it as an entertainer anymore, but as an actor.
I'm really sorry about that.
That's rude.
It's a little sudden, after all.
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm not saying you shouldn't do it.
Outa can't hide his shock from the sudden events.
After 20 minutes, things are back to normal.
I want to do it seriously, so I want to push through.
That's how I feel.
I'm not at a loss.
I think it's most rude of you to say it in front of me when I'm at a loss.
I was going to say it when I was sure of my feelings.
No, I think it's rude of us to say it with that kind of feeling.
You know what you're saying, don't you?
It's a mess that's been messed up over and over again.
I'm going to get rid of the conflict that's been going on here and try to find out what's really going on.
I feel like you believe me quite a bit.
I know I'm in a pretty good mood.
What about you, Otake?
Otake is in the way.
You're too excited.
I can't lose such a turning point like this all of a sudden.
It's annoying.
I know.
But what's going to happen to us? It's going to get weird all of a sudden.
No, it's not going to get weird, but I don't want to lose what's in my jungle pocket.
Why is that?
Should we let him out?
We should let him out right away.
What are you talking about?
Otake, the second attacker who can only get in the way, is forced to leave.
What are you talking about?
You've been talking about almost everything.
You've been saying you want to sign a contract with us for a long time.
This is what you've been doing all this time.
Saito, who can't help but fall in love with Ota's manliness.
And Ota, who somehow agreed to break up despite his dissatisfaction.
So, this is where it gets serious.
Will Ota break up with Ponkochi?
I'd like to break up with Ponkochi.
I'd like to break up with Otake and Ponkochi.
Otake and Ponkochi?
He's laughing.
Ota is laughing.
Do you want me to break up with Ponkochi?
There's no "do you want me to break up with Ponkochi?"
Well...
Contract.
Don't say that.
Don't mess with me.
Seriously.
Otake and I...
Can we do it?
We can do it.
It's not like I don't like Otake.
What do you mean?
Where are you worried about?
Otake doesn't like Ponkochi.
Pin.
Pin?
Pin and...
It's going in.
I don't know if I can do it with a pin.
It's dangerous.
You said it's dangerous.
It's tough.
I realized it.
It's important whether or not Ota-san will form a duo.
I'd like to ask.
I don't know if I can do it with a pin.
I don't know.
Ota-san went somewhere.
12 years ago, they met in NSC and formed a duo.
They were pulled by Saito's personality and broke up.
Are you crazy?!
Now that Saito's personality is broken, will Ota- san continue to form a duo with Ota-san?
I believe in him.
What is their decision?
Will Ota-san continue to form a duo with Ota-san?
What is their decision?
Well...
Ota-san and...
I'll do my best.
You said you'd do it.
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
You said you can't do it.
I can't do it.
You said you'd do it. Can you do it?
You two.
Yes, Ota-san and...
Ota-san and...
It's not good at all.
Ota-san and I can't do anything together, can we, Ota-san and I?
It doesn't feel good at all.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Well, if you don't like it, you'll have to sell it for the rest of your life.
What are you trying to say?
It's not good at all. What's wrong with you?
I guess we'll have to sell it for the rest of our lives.
He said it. He said it.
All right. Then, Ota-san and I will do our best.
All right.
It's a combination, right?
It is, right?
All right.
I'm glad.
After a lot of trouble, Ota-san decided to do a combination with Ota-san.
I'm moved.
Then...
What is this? It's not good at all.
Well...
Well, Ota-san...
Well...
You were worried about it, weren't you?
Well...
You were worried about it, weren't you, Ota-san?
Wait, you don't need me and you two that much, do you?
You don't need me that much, do you?
You were worried about it, weren't you?
I'm sorry.
You're the one who's weird.
No, you're not weird.
You're the one who's weird.
No, you're not weird.
I'm the worst one.
No, you're not.
I'm sorry.
No, you're not the worst one.
You don't care about it.
I don't care about it at all.
What is it?
There must be an order. What is it?
In "Downtown with Soitsu", it was a verification that if a trio entertainer gets out and becomes alone with a piece of shit, he can't continue with Soitsu. Can you continue with Soitsu?
That's a great theory.
I'm sorry, but I can't forgive that theory.
I don't know if I can be with a piece of shit.
Such a realistic human nature comes out of it.
But if we're going to expand our possibilities, we have to think about getting rid of otakus.
So, even with a piece of shit, he can continue with Soitsu.
That's a great theory.
But he can continue with Soitsu.
How about you, Nicolo-san?
I feel like I'm going to cry.
I'm glad you're here, Saito-san.
I'm glad you three are here.
Let's have them on stage!
Oh, really?
Thank you for coming!
I'm sorry.
Wait, you can't even turn around and come out?
I'm sorry, I don't know about this organization.
I don't know about this organization.
It's not an organization, it's a structure.
I'm sorry about that.
It's become like this.
I'm worried about that.
Saito can come out.
It's realistic.
Saito isn't here with us today.
Saito is working alone at the Japanese Budokan.
I see.
When I asked him if he wanted to be an actor, he said it's realistic.
There were a lot of realistic moves.
The otakus weren't very good.
This project is pretty tough.
I'm doing it as a trickster.
But I can't pull off any tricks.
You can't?
I don't want to give otakus negative information.
Don't talk for too long or I'll laugh at you.
Let me hear it.
So you're trying to pull off otakus this time?
I've been doing this for about 12 years now.
I'm thinking of pulling off otakus about four times.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories that exist in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
"Everyone's Theory".
Please welcome, Dian.
Thank you for having me.
It's been half a year.
It's my pleasure.
Is it your second time?
It's my second time.
I thought it was your first time.
Why?
Didn't you have that impression before?
Are you twins?
No, we're not.
You say that more often.
You say we're similar, but we're not twins at all.
We're not twins at all.
Thank you for having me.
Let's get started.
The theory I brought with me today is...
If you look for a bean tank over 100 kilograms and less than 150 centimeters tall, you'll find it.
Bean tank!
It's been a while since I heard of it.
I think you see it quite often in the city.
Do you see it often?
You see it quite often in Osaka.
There are many of them in Osaka.
If you go to a shopping street in the downtown area, you'll see most of them.
Really?
You're kidding me, right?
Then you're right.
It's not uncommon at all.
But it's not as common as you think.
Which one?
You're kidding me, right?
It's not as common as you think.
You're kidding me!
It's not as common as you think.
We have provided these items with the sponsorship of these sponsors.
You guys left some for us.
We're the only ones who have some left.
You'll regret it.
If you look for a bean tank over 100 kilograms and less than 150 centimeters tall, you'll find it.
So, we started investigating.
And...
We found a bean tank.
Are you a downtown detective?
Yes, yes.
Do you have some time?
No, I don't.
No, you don't?
Is it okay if we show you your face?
It's okay. It's not a problem.
It's just that we're in the back.
Yes, yes, yes.
She kindly accepted our interview with a high- pitched voice.
Yes.
However, we can't tell you anything specific about her height and weight.
It's a little embarrassing.
What?
Yes.
Can you tell me about your weight?
No, it's difficult.
No!
I can't do it.
Does she have a complex about her physique?
Is she stupid?
She doesn't even show her face.
So, the public gave up and researched about bean tank types on the internet.
We decided to interview as many people as we could.
The first one is working at this maid cafe.
She is 157cm tall and weighs 120kg. Her name is Cocoa-chan.
She wasn't under 150cm, but she was a big bean tank, so we asked her about it.
When did you start gaining weight?
When I was in high school, I weighed only 47kg.
When I quit working out in high school, I gained 3 times my weight.
The next one is D.D.T. pro wrestling player, Ihashi Gota.
He is 158cm tall and weighs 136kg. He has a very special physique.
Isn't it disadvantageous for pro wrestlers?
It's better to be taller, but it's easier for me to do moonsaults and spinning techniques.
I think I can do a lot of things even if I'm small.
The second one is working at this bar.
He is 163cm tall and weighs 120kg. His name is Louis Vuitton.
When I walk, people give me L-sized pizzas.
For people who don't know you at all?
Yes, for people who don't know me at all.
What's more...
If you gain that much weight, how is your body condition?
Even if I take health treatment, my blood sugar level is normal.
Even if I go to see a doctor, they say my body is a miracle.
Is there a nickname for you now?
Now, I'm called "bean tank that can move forever".
Some people have nicknames like "bean tank".
I want to know your height.
A "bean tank" that can clear the standards set by the show, which is 150cm or less and over 100kg, doesn't appear very often.
That's true.
But, in that case...
Can you tell me your height and weight now?
Now, I'm about 148cm and 110kg.
There you are, "bean tank".
But, your weight...
One month ago, you were 90kg.
In this one month, you gained 10kg or more.
Why?
Why did you gain so much weight in one month?
It's because of rice.
I eat three meals a day or more...
I mean, I eat 15 meals a day or more.
Moreover...
My height is 150cm and my weight is probably 115kg or more.
All three sizes are 140cm.
A "bean tank" that can move forever.
145cm in height, 101kg in weight, a tiny "bean tank" was also discovered.
As expected, a "bean tank" that is 150cm or more than 100kg is known to exist.
And even though it wasn't 150cm or less, the BMI value, which represents its non-satisfaction, is at the top of the list.
In this survey, we will introduce you to the strongest "bean tank".
And that is this person.
It hurts.
It hurts a lot.
A "pocha kiaba" from Osaka.
A "takenoko" from the countryside.
His weight is...
How many kilograms is it?
164kg!
His height is the same as Naomi Watanabe and his weight is more than 60kg.
His body is a threat.
What happened to your body?
I fell down the stairs of the store.
I went to the hospital and tried to get an MRI, but they said it was a little difficult because of my big body.
So you couldn't get it?
But it doesn't fit in the bag and the machine doesn't move either.
Because of the weight of the machine.
I see.
In addition, you can't ride a wheelchair and you can't use a pine cone.
There is a doctor in Kuro-chan.
It's a little tough for me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Be careful of your health.
How was it, everyone?
I think it was better than I expected.
Next week, they will buy insurance goods for 10,000 yen and play a battle with -15 degrees Celsius.
I will definitely win!
And in the park, in the animal-shaped playground ranking...
"Will you sing?" If the situation actually happens, will you say it?
Hamada will also be pranked!