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Good afternoon, everyone!
Let's get started! The first presenter is this person!
It's Koyabu Takuto!
Hello!
Everyone knows me as Koyabu, right?
I'm pretty fast, aren't I?
TBS made me, who was supposed to be in the third place, in the first place.
They made me into a very serious movie!
I knew you'd say that!
I'd like to make you win all of a sudden.
Don't be silly!
I'm not being silly!
This is what I brought with me today!
"Sing and Dance Tournament Part 3"!
I see.
It's a famous segment.
It's been held twice in the past.
The first winner of "Sing and Dance Tournament Part 3" is Doblock.
And the second winner is Kumamushi.
Everyone!
Everyone who won didn't come here!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
You know it!
I know it!
I don't really want to win.
"Sing and Dance Tournament Part 3" has been held twice in the past.
Tonight, eight new entertainers will be selected.
The two of you will be participating in a girls' high school competition.
Wow!
It's just the beginning of the school year.
I see.
Well, I usually do it for fun.
I'm confident in singing and dancing.
I hope I can come up with a good story for girls' high school students.
I hope so.
I don't think I'm losing because of my singing ability.
I'm going to win with my voice.
It's better to win.
Why did you come here?
I want to do my best to be supported.
Girls' high school students have been doing it for a long time.
I thought I'd try it this time.
I want the world to know that I can sing and dance.
Thank you, Chairman!
I'm going to win with my singing ability!
Eight new entertainers will be selected.
From the first round to the final round, they will sing and dance to three songs.
Fifty-one girls' high school students will be judged this time.
Who will win by grabbing girls' high school students' hearts?
I see.
What do you mean?
They are good guys.
As you can see, they are members of the girls' high school students.
How about you, Matsumoto?
I'm not sure about it.
In terms of momentum, it's safe.
That's right.
Girls' high school students are popular.
That's right.
How about you, Osawa?
I like Miyazon's songs, too.
I think it's interesting.
Matsumoto said it's safe.
But after that, Miyazon said it's safe.
Why didn't you say it like that?
It's tough.
You should have said it like that.
I should have said it like that.
You said it's safe.
I've never seen you say it like that.
Miyazon.
Don't say it like that.
It's safe.
Here is the first song of the singing competition.
It's Nado Wimps's "Zenzen Zensei".
It's a big hit movie.
It's a song you know as "Your Name".
How did eight of them change it?
The first match of the first round.
First of all...
It's a shame.
It's safe.
It'll end soon.
Music, start!
Our natural Miyazon has started to wear Udo
Wearing it while laughing like crazy
Even if we panic and can't tell the difference
Our hairstyles are different
This part is different
It's not that similar!
Is it that similar?
Thank you
I didn't know that Arapon would sing the whole song
And for Taisuru...
Music, start!
Last year, Taisuru had an accident while singing Morino Kuma-san's song
Don't say "accident"
One day, I was on the news with my copyright rights
When I was on the news, I looked like a hero
Even though I solved this conflict, I wasn't on the news
Don't misunderstand me, I wasn't arrested
You're good, Morino
Thank you
Both of you were arrested and sent to the trial
Fifty-one high school girls will be moved to an interesting place
And the number will determine the winner
This is difficult
How did the high school girls judge this match?
First match of the first round
The result is like this!
It's a draw, right?
Safety Manzai-san, 30 votes.
Colonel Parma-san, 21 votes.
Safety Manzai-san is the winner of this round!
I was surprised.
Your reaction was the opposite of mine.
It's not a lie!
It's really not a lie!
But Miyazon was too cute.
You sang Miyazon's song.
Miyazon didn't do anything.
I felt Miyazon's love for Miyazon's album.
It was interesting.
I was interested in it.
Safety Manzai-san's singing ability or Miyazon's popularity don't matter.
They advanced to the semi-final.
Song Changer Strongest Tournament
Next is...
The second match of the first round.
First, Ehara Masahiro.
You'll lose, won't you?
Don't stand up, Ehara.
Musical talent.
Your Instagram photo, I was taking it from this angle.
In the sea, behind me, a piece of photo, who wants to see it?
Even if it doesn't get any likes, even if there's no comment,
I don't hesitate anymore, this is what I do when I put up an email.
Wow, this is...
High school students.
You brought it up.
For Ehara, who has brought it up to high school girls,
"wild bomb" Cookie...
Come on, Cookie, bring it up.
Can you bring it up?
I've never seen it brought up.
Music, start!
- Oh, come on, you're scary. - Eh?
- Scary. - Scary, scary.
Your whole, whole, whole body is a fake, is it?
- Do it! - One more time? One more time?
Your whole body is a fake, is it?
- Where did you get it from? - It's not from me, is it?
- There's no way you'd laugh at me. - This guy's funny.
For Ehara, who has brought it up to high school girls,
"wild bomb" Cookie...
For Ehara, who has brought it up to high school girls,
"same shirt" Cookie...
Could it be...
The results are as shown here.
Eh?
It could be "zero".
- Eh? - Eh?
Ehara Masahiro-san, 38 votes.
Cookie-san...
With 13 votes, Ehara Masahiro-san advances to the second round!
What's up with you, Instagram and all of that?
Why is that?
You're copying girls' high school students!
It's their job to copy girls' high school students.
What's up with you, Seimushiruto?
You know Seimushiruto, don't you?
Don't you know him?
His Instagram angle...
The way he's facing back...
All of his friends were copying him...
It was really funny.
My...
Is that really girls' high school students?
It's girls' high school students.
That's right, that's why.
I did copy girls' high school students, but...
Liar!
That's too bad.
I wanted to bring something really good next, but...
Next...
There was a parfait song, but...
Liar!
Shut up in the first round!
Parfait song tournament.
Next up...
The third match of the first round.
First up is RG, who is a laser.
I'm Hosokawa Takashi.
That's not it.
Then...
Music, start!
You didn't copy girls' high school students, did you?
I didn't.
Shrimp Tempura RR
Weak!
This is...
Is there anyone who can hit more?
Against RG...
In the 90s, "vocabulary heaven"...
Kanaya Hideyuki
I would like to sing this musician's song.
I started looking for you because you were everywhere.
I came here looking for you looking at your messy blog.
But you can't be found at all and you are not enough evidence.
I don't hesitate anymore and I start looking for you again.
Huh? The tea and urine are switched!
Thank you!
Please sing this song.
I don't like either of them.
I'm getting excited.
Who will win the semi-final match?
Hamada-san told me about it.
"Lazer Lemon" RG-san got 44 votes.
"Kazeyan Hideyuki-san" got 7 votes.
RG-san won the second round!
Thank you!
I didn't get as much as you gave me.
There is a big difference.
I didn't have an answer.
The strongest singing tournament.
Next is...
The fourth match of the first round.
First, Asanaya sisters.
Asanaya will win.
Music, start!
Panpan, Tekate, Kani, Natte, Kani, Yabaku, Nattatte, Kuto, Tsukatte, Kako, Shitara, Minna, Kato, Saito...
You were pretty close.
For an old woman who somehow matched with a high school girl...
This man...
Music, start!
Are you ready?
Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger...
It's a full house!
Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger...
I'll touch this air
Of course.
She's good at it.
It's not good.
In the second half, Zaco and Hanna ran away.
Who will win?
Hanna and Hanna.
It could be a good match.
Which one is it?
The Asagaya sisters have 25 votes.
Zaco and Harriet have 26 votes.
Harriet won!
You're a hammer, right? You'll win for sure!
I didn't know at first, but I started to understand it little by little.
I like weird things, so it was really fun.
It's fine. It's an easy win.
It's an easy win.
Next, here are the songs that qualified for the semi-finals.
"COIN" by Hoshino Gen, which was a big hit as a theme song for the drama "Escaping is a Shame",
How did the four teams that qualified for the semi- finals come up with this song?
I don't know if you know it or not.
The first match of the semi-final.
First of all, safety manzai.
Tocchi, Azuma, Fusehiro, Shin.
Yamada, Mari, Yama, Shinkansen.
Shiburu, Murakami, Detsuyo.
Smile, Kikuchi, Kishida, Kensaku.
Anarchic All-Star.
Yeah!
You're good at it.
You're doing a good job and it's cute.
Safety manzai was difficult to convey because there were no illustrations at the scene.
It's not enough.
Certainly.
Masahiro Ehara is...
Thank you.
Squeezing, drooling, just saying "move".
Wow!
What's up with you?
You're getting used to it, Ehara.
Ehara has taken up the dance and put it together beautifully.
Who will stand out in the final?
Here's the result.
I think so.
Anzenmanzai-san, 11 votes.
Ehara Masahiro-san, 40 votes.
The final winner is Ehara Masahiro-san!
This can't be helped.
How was it? Wasn't it interesting?
It was boring, wasn't it?
Was it interesting? Was it boring?
Which one is it?
I didn't know Anzenmanzai-san very well, so I chose this one.
I relied too much on Atachi-kun.
Is that so?
It can't be helped.
But it was a lot of fun.
I'd like to do it again.
You're a good boy.
Miyazon is completely depressed.
It's a lie, Ehara!
The second match of the semi-final.
First, Razor Ramon and Alusi.
These two are from Keito-kun, right?
I'm going to say what I usually say now.
The garbage in my toenails smells bad when I pick it up.
What is this?
I don't know.
I don't know that either.
This time, Zaco's comment on the usual RG is...
I don't know this either.
Can we listen to the music?
I don't know that either.
Do you only say this?
What does it matter?
How you drive on an icy road?
What does it matter?
Which team will advance to the finals?
It has nothing to do with girls' high school students or singers.
Which team will advance to the finals?
We'll go home.
Wow!
The team that advances to the finals is Collywood!
If only the song was "Stubborn Jongara"...
What are you talking about?
So, these two teams advanced to the finals.
And the last song is...
You know BEAST's big hit song "Ultra Soul".
Which team will win the championship with this song?
The final match of "Stubborn Jongara" tournament.
First, Ehara Asahiro.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to break my neck!
Let's raise our hands above the unsold visual system
Let's whine with our knees crouching down
I don't care, but I'm going to break my neck!
Stability! Stability!
Next, will he be able to break his own record of winning 10 times in a row?
This time, it's Paris and Satoshi.
Tiger Steps
And I don't think any girls know it.
No, this is terrible.
This is terrible.
It wasn't a cover song.
It was just lyrics of another song.
Who will win?
The final result of "Cover Song Tournament" is like this.
You too, Yoshida-san.
It's not much.
The winner is Masahiro Ehara-san!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
What did you say just now, you idiot?
What did you say?
It's difficult for girls in high school.
I'm glad I went with her.
It was like a research.
What's the reason?
Reason?
It's a long story.
The winner of "Cover Song Tournament" is Masahiro Ehara!
I see.
Well...
The winner is Masahiro Ehara.
How do you feel?
I wish I could divide the blocks.
How?
I wish I could put Colonel Parma in a different place.
I see.
If I did that, girls wouldn't know it.
They wouldn't know it.
I wish I could see "Cookie" again.
The second song.
Yes.
He was singing Fahe's song.
It's like a different category.
It's like "Tri-human" and "Comic" are in the same category.
That's right.
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Who is it?
It's Glinda!
Glinda!
Now, let's get started.
Everyone, do you remember the theory I told you before?
Hmm, what was it?
I remember it.
What was it?
There were people here, weren't there?
Yes, there were.
Ah, there were!
Yes, there were.
Mushiken-san.
Ah, doggy!
Doggy's doggy.
Yes.
Gusuma!
Yes, Gusuma's.
Mitamita!
No, it's not Mitamita.
It's out.
It's out, it's out.
It's out.
It's out, it's out.
Let me summarize it for you.
The theory I told you before is that even if you have your own dog or someone else is walking with you, you won't notice it.
Ah, it was funny.
Yes, it was.
I didn't expect it, either.
Because when I left home, I thought it was a different clock.
Because I thought it was a different clock, I said goodbye to the tape and left home.
Please let me work for a while.
You asked me.
Even if you are familiar with it, you may not notice it if it comes out in that way.
It depends on the object.
For example, a T-shirt.
You may wear a T-shirt.
If it is a bag, you may notice it because it is shaped like you.
What about an accordion?
Do you use it?
I only use YOKOMORI accordion.
I don't have it.
You definitely don't have it.
Even if you are familiar with it, you may not notice it if it comes out in that way.
The target this time is an entertainer of three groups.
In various situations, entertainers may bring out objects from entertainers' homes.
The first target is "safety manzai" Mia Zone.
The first trick is that the director of the meeting wears his own T-shirt.
Will Mia Zone notice it?
Hello.
I'm the director of Mia Zone, ETAGATO.
Hello.
I think you can say it right away.
Mia Zone, air bag.
Did you wear it without wearing a T-shirt?
Yes, I did.
But, he doesn't notice it at all.
It's hot.
He is showing off.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm sorry for being late.
He is showing off his T-shirt a little bit, but this is also perfect.
Next is a clock in Miyazon's room.
Moreover, it is a very characteristic clock that commemorates the new company's 100 million year anniversary.
What is it?
It's 2 o'clock now.
I have the same one.
It's rare.
I think it's the same one.
He seems to have noticed that they are the same, but he doesn't think they are his.
Moreover...
Miyazon, don't you think it's better for you to run?
We have an announcement for you.
When you are seated...
Private property?
I see.
I'm sorry.
I understand.
However, neither of them seemed to have noticed it.
Next, Miyazon decided to attack Miyazon with all his might.
Let's attack.
There is a watchman downstairs.
I'm sorry.
Brain Miyazon look.
This way of dressing up is also cool.
This kind of miracle won't happen.
Lastly...
The cameraman who will move to the next location...
was changed to Miyazon's own car.
By the way, there was a very characteristic scratch on the back.
That part was hidden by the staff.
I see.
As expected...
It's his own car, isn't it?
The smell...
I'm sorry.
But it's a little unusual for a mobile car.
He doesn't care about it and gets in the car, but...
Here...
Huh?
Seatbelt.
It's real.
It's a child's car.
No, no, no.
Are you kidding me?
They haven't noticed it at all, so let's tell a story here.
What's this?
What's up with the camera?
I'm downtown on Wednesday.
Oh, you're downtown on Wednesday.
Oh, hello.
Explaining the content of the comparison...
I thought it looked like me.
No, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
It's Miyazon's.
Huh? It's mine?
Can you turn around?
Yes.
Wow!
Here.
They didn't notice it?
That's amazing.
So Miyazon didn't notice it at a level that made him a little worried,
but after this, even an entertainer who looks a little sharper can verify it!
If someone has their own belongings, they can verify it.
Huh?
Next up is "Big letter "home".
This time, it's verified by fake magazine coverage.
First of all, this is also a start from the other magazine reporter wearing his own T-shirt.
It was hot, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
But it started raining.
Oh, really?
The cameraman pushed the record button a little and said, "I think it's coming now."
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
It's here.
Wow!
A cashier who sells T-shirts. He seems to be interested in it, but this is a thrift shop.
Next...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I see.
Do you like to work during summer vacation?
No, no, I don't do that.
Furthermore...
I want you to notice it.
It would be cool if you knew it.
There are a lot of ingredients.
How is it?
It's good, isn't it?
Is it good?
He wasn't interested in glass and curry at all.
Then...
Thank you for waiting.
It's my first time here.
Thank you for waiting.
Furthermore...
What a coincidence.
You're wearing the same hat and bag.
Is that so?
You're wearing the same hat and bag, too.
I was surprised when you came here today.
It's strange.
Are you wearing a T-shirt?
It's strange.
It's such a coincidence.
That's how it is.
No, it's not a coincidence.
It's a trick.
Lastly...
When he woke up, he saw a lot of sneakers at home.
He took precious things from them and put them on in a group.
What kind of reaction will they show to the rare sneakers group?
As soon as they notice the sneakers...
They start to get confused with various rare items.
So...
They moved their seats so that they could see the sneakers better.
Then...
Suspicions are confirmed.
What should I say?
So...
Here is their story.
I can't say anything.
How should I say it?
He's stabbing me.
Oh, come on!
Those are my shoes, aren't they?
Yes.
See? See?
You thought it was strange, didn't you?
Those are my bags, aren't they?
Where did you notice it?
No, I mean, at first, I thought, "Oh, but do I ever wear the same T-shirt?"
But the sneaker group said, "No way!"
I said it!
I don't know anymore, but I can't reflect on this show!
And the last target is...
Two bikers.
This time, it's a fake haunted location.
Suspicious.
First of all, they wear their private T-shirts.
As soon as the two bikers who came to test their courage came,
Suddenly...
I'll see what happens.
I'm surprised.
Kotouge was surprised by the T-shirt and his feet were out of place.
He noticed something early.
Next, in the shrine on the way...
A notebook with the results of the game written by Nishimura, who likes carps, and...
300 grams of gold that Kotouge cherishes for some reason...
For example, this kind of okra...
I think this place was a shrine.
It's true! Okra! Okra and gold!
There was a set of okras in the room.
He found a well-known gold and...
Kotouge noticed various things at this point.
But on the other hand...
What are you talking about?
I think there was a shrine.
And now that it's gone...
I think he's visiting various places.
Even with his favorite logo of carps...
Nishimura doesn't feel anything.
After that...
I'm surprised.
My feet...
What did you just say?
Furthermore...
When it's not cooked at all...
What is this?
What is this body swap?
No, it's fine.
Next, the main spiritual spot...
When you arrive at this temple...
Well...
How is it?
There, they meet each other in their uniforms...
What do you know the best?
Don't you have the same gender as him?
That's a funny joke.
What a day!
"What a day" and "King of Conte" outfits...
However...
Even such an easy-to-understand gimmick can be overlooked.
A man riding a motorcycle even though he knows it...
And a man who doesn't know anything...
And lastly...
The motorcycle that the program staff brought out during the lunch...
The motorcycle that Kotoge cherishes...
Are you going to wear it?
They meet each other in an illegal way...
I know Kotoge.
Well...
Since it's a shrine...
If...
There's a fire here...
You can't leave things like this here...
This is no good.
I know what you mean.
What kind of garbage is it?
It's my bike.
It's surprisingly low-tone.
It's my bike.
Isn't this lens also mine?
This case is also mine, isn't it?
This is almost mine, isn't it?
This is also mine, isn't it?
This is also mine.
This is mine.
This is also mine, isn't it?
This is not mine.
Therefore, Nishimura and Miyazon didn't notice anything.
I see.
Miyazon appeared twice in a row.
Arakon is Miyazon's private property, isn't it?
It became his third private property.
However, Nishimura didn't notice anything until the end.
He is amazing.
He is a psychopath.
He has a logo of Hiroshima that he loves.
Did he think it was his private property?
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
TOSHI!
Thank you for coming!
TOSHI!
Hello, everyone.
Everyone, do you remember this person?
Who?
Mr. OSU and Kazumi Wada.
They appear in the show "Cosmium Downtime" many times.
On Sundays, they are usually OSU.
That's right.
This show is very popular.
It's very popular.
It's very popular and I like it very much.
It's amazing.
I have many theories about this show.
I think this show is the best.
Mr. OSU.
It's like a galaxy show for me.
So...
Don't go.
You made me blush.
I was wondering what you were thinking.
Did you slip?
I slipped, didn't I?
I will introduce a new theory about Mr. OSU and Kazumi Wada.
Here it is!
"Mr. OSU says OSU even in his sleep" theory
It's hard to verify
The world's first neos verification
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OSU has happened in "toos"
We don't know what's going on, but we're too busy
"Mr. OSU says OSU even in his sleep" theory
If you drink too much, you'll become an OSU
It's normal for me to be an OSU
What's going on?
"Mr. OSU says OSU even in his sleep" theory
Here it is!
Yes, Mr. OSU's home, the first public release of the book
With the help of his family, we secretly set up a camera on his dog
Don't say it like a demon
And while Mr. OSU is coming back, we asked his wife
"OSU" is also used by your wife?
Yes, we do
"OSU" is also used by your wife?
"OSU" is also used by my wife?
Do you know what it means?
Do you know what it means? Me?
Yes.
Of course I know.
Do you know?
I wonder if you don't know.
In her 48 years of marriage life, she has become able to understand most of "OSU".
"Mrs. OSU".
Where does your husband always sleep?
Here, in the chair.
Does he sleep in the chair?
Yes, that's right.
Does he try to sit down?
He just sits in the chair.
For some reason, he sleeps in this chair every day at 8 pm and wakes up at 2 am.
"Mr. OSU" wakes up very early in the morning.
Are you serious?
You're "OSU", aren't you?
And at 4.30 pm...
"OSU", "OSU", "OSU", "OSU"
"OSU" comes home with his friends.
You know what's good?
Then...
"OSU" and "KAI" don't go against each other.
"KAI" and "KAI" don't go against each other.
If there is "OSU" in a product line, "KAI" and "KAI" don't go against each other.
"OSU" and "KAI" don't go against each other.
What are you talking about?
He uses "OSU" repeatedly, like it's a living room.
I slept with a stupid woman at the same time every day.
Don't you drink coffee?
We won.
She has a high level of marriage.
Drink it, Mr. OSU.
"OSU", "OSU", "OSU", "OSU"
Four years of elementary school.
I don't drink it, what do you want me to say?
- And... - Look at the camera.
They say goodbye with a blue "osu".
"Osudori" style.
That's not enough "osudori".
And their friends return home at 8 p.m.
- See you later. - Osu!
Good night.
Here, the wife says "osu" first.
- What's that? - And...
Osu.
- Wow, even if you're alone... - Even if you're alone...
Even if you're alone...
Osu!
He'll say it, won't he?
He'll say it for sure!
He keeps drinking for an hour while drinking Osu!
He's drinking Osu alone!
That's amazing!
Why is he sleeping here?
Here, finally, Osu!
And so, finally, the sleeping Osu verification starts!
However, nothing happens and two hours pass.
He's sleeping while sitting.
Not only does he sleep Osu, but he doesn't even say "sleeping" and keeps sleeping without Osu.
Osu!
From now on, we'll be using the old Osu that we recorded in advance.
Please say "Osu" once.
Osu!
Thank you very much.
First of all...
Osu!
First of all, Osu!
Osu!
Next, we'll raise the level of Osu that we invited a little.
Osu! Osu!
He woke up.
He opened his eyes for a moment and fell asleep again.
When we raised the level further...
Osu! Osu!
Osu!
He's like this.
Osu! Osu!
He's surprised by the dead Osu.
No, I'm scared of him.
But even though it wasn't Osu, his first response was...
But after that, he tried inviting him with Osu of various patterns, but Osu didn't come back.
So he changed his strategy.
Other than Osu, is there anything you would say Osu?
Apples!
What?
Apples! If there's anything, he'd eat apples right away.
So, he tried inviting him with his favorite apple pattern again.
Could it be...
Super, I bought you an apple.
Oh...
It's a piece of cake.
So, Mr. Osu likes Osu.
What are you doing?
You said it at the end.
I didn't say anything.
You said it clearly.
Osu came out and looked like he was about to get killed.
I don't know.
You said you didn't know.
If you stab me with a scuba dive, will I say it underwater?
Will you say it while you drink?
DVD Vol. 8 and Vol. 9 are on sale now.
Vol. 8 is "Everyone's Theory Special" with 29 theories.
And Vol. 9 is "Mr. Osu!" and "Bimbo Chama!" as standard projects.
Unreleased videos are also included.
Also...
The first limited edition is "Gensha Girls"' "Pumpy Remix".
With CD with program opening theme...
And "L.Chicken.Rice.Bearbrick.Oversheet"...
Next week, food fighters at cheap restaurants versus ordinary people at luxury restaurants...
This is definitely the most expensive one.
Ten pieces of meat shumai.
Which will be more expensive?
Furthermore, even children who love beetles will not be happy if there is a beetle in an unexpected place.
There is no theory that human bones are not broken.
My friend scolded me once.
And if the person who asked for an autograph looks like you...