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Thank you all for coming in the dark of the night!
Matsumoto-san, today we have a two hour special.
A two hour special? I see.
I haven't had any good results though.
Is that so?
Then let's get started!
The first presenter is this person! Please come in!
Hello!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
I'm Chidori!
I know you.
You know me!
I know you!
You know me!
This is my fifth time here.
I'm Chidori, the top presenter of the two hour special.
I see.
I'm under a lot of pressure!
But you seem to be looking forward to it.
Chidori is fast compared to Fuji!
Thank you!
This time, we've brought a theory of mixed rules.
This show is already very popular.
This is the latest version we've brought!
Karaoke! Dance! Dance! Revolution!
Yes!
You know about Dance! Dance! Revolution, don't you?
Well...
It's on TV.
Yes, yes.
There are a lot of people, right?
Yes, yes.
There's an old woman singing!
She's really good at it.
While you're doing that, if you do karaoke as well, who is the best?
While dancing!
While dancing and singing!
Do you know how to sing?
No, I was just told about it.
I was just told about it.
I finally understand it now.
I don't know what you're talking about!
What's wrong with you?
Did you drink something yesterday?
No, I didn't!
After this, in a dance! dance! revolution and karaoke mixed rules battle...
Onsen and Tomoe's hidden secret theory...
And...
The prank that appears from the location bus...
Can an impersonator do something about it?
If it's a 300kg pitching machine from Gaia's latest department...
Will it make you touch up?
Will the latest purikura make you look cute?
And...
We're going to have a drop match!
We're going to have a drop match until we reach the last person!
Drop match battle is over!
Two hours special!
Karaoke! Dance! Dance! Revolution! Mixed rules battle!
So this time, singing and dancing, both of which members are good at, will participate in the battle.
They will sing and dance to the same song at the same time in Karaoke and Dance! Dance! Revolution!
The first challenger is...
Nice to meet you!
Saito!
Singing and dancing, Hage!
Trendy Angel, Saito!
Saito, you're better at singing too, right?
That's right.
I'm better at singing than dancing.
How about you, Dance! Dance! Revolution?
I used to participate in a lot of gay battles in the past.
I'm full of confidence.
You're not good at dancing and dancing.
This time, Danrevo will be dividing the highest ranks from AAA to E.
In addition to karaoke points, they will compete in a total of 200 points.
Top batter, Trendy Angel, Saito's skills are...
1
I hope there is an arrow above.
Perfect consecutive hits from early on.
Can we expect high scores?
He's good!
He's good at everything!
He's good, isn't he?
He's good enough.
He's good at everything.
He's good.
It's a combo.
He's good.
He's good, isn't he?
Kouhan was a little disoriented, but his singing ability is no exception.
Out of 200 hits, Saito's best score is...
First is Karaoke.
Shinura-san.
And Danrevo is...
Wow!
With a B grade, he gained 80 points.
His total score is 164 points.
What do you think?
I should have danced more.
I was distracted by dancing.
To be honest, I didn't care about singing.
You didn't care about it.
I'm going to score you.
With 164 points, Trendy Saito is in first place.
The next challenger is...
Nice to meet you.
MAX.
ME.
That dance vocal unit, MAX's main vocal, ME.
You can expect high scores.
I always sing.
In MAX, who sings best, singing or dancing?
Is it me?
I won't cry in your chest, I won't burn my heart for you
Won't you show me your hands at all?
Lookfard Base Galer
Ha ha ha Phileas Chance
In the morning, I quietly slipped out of the house.
Kimben drinking alone
I just woke up a little
Stuck in mud during construction
I wonder if the love that reaches you will disappear somewhere?
Make me lose my breath
When the brightness changes later
It's like a music video.
It's so juicy.
It's so good!
What are Mina's benefits?
First of all, karaoke.
The song is getting deeper and deeper.
And...
The booth is closed.
The score is 60 points for the second half.
Danlebo is in the lead and has 148 points in total.
Saito is better.
You know, I always take a step forward when I'm dancing Danlebo.
You were dancing Danlebo, and it's negative.
It's negative.
That's the coolest part of me.
I'm sorry.
I see.
How about this person?
Nice to meet you.
It's not related to dancing, but he's really good at games.
Meijin Takahashi.
He also appeared in "Hidden Singer" before.
He's still shining.
I'm not very good at music.
I can do it with my fingertips.
But I've never taken a step forward.
I only know how to dance.
That's what I'm worried about.
Comments are useless.
If he's good at games, can he beat Danlebo karaoke?
It's okay.
How old is he?
Meijin, Meijin, I'm counting on you.
But it's good.
I don't know, but...
Looking at you makes me happy.
It's fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
Tonight, a secret is revealed.
A door will open somewhere.
It's amazing.
Looking at you makes me happy.
It's fun, isn't it?
Takahashi and Meijin still couldn't capture Danrevo.
The result is 150 points.
It's amazing.
However, up to now, the artist, MAX, has lost to two bald men.
He's mean.
Then, how about this active person?
I'm counting on you.
AKB48 Minagishi Minami.
She's in charge of AKB's variety shows, but her dancing skills are top class among the members.
What about singing?
If you think AKB is bad at singing, I think it's a little higher than that.
I see.
In AKB, how good are you at singing?
About seventh place.
Kami Seven.
I see.
Will she be able to surpass Saito's top 164 points in AKB's name?
It's good.
It's OK.
It's good.
Nice voice.
She's good.
She's pretty good.
She's got it all right now.
She's good.
She's got it all right now.
She's good.
She's got it all right now.
She's good.
Rainbow is out.
With Kami7's singing ability and steady steps, Minegishi has been perfected.
Her score is...
I think I'm the best.
176.
And...
Rainbow got 90 points for A judgment and 176 points in total.
And she got the highest score so far.
By the way, have you ever been beaten in the center?
No, I haven't.
I see.
There may be someone who can beat you more, right?
Among AKB members.
Yukirin and Yuki Kashiwagi and Mayu Watanabe may go higher.
I see.
But I don't think they can do it.
Hey, are you making fun of me?
I don't like it.
And now, the strongest challenger will appear.
Who is he?
The last challenger is this man.
Let me introduce him.
Entertainer Masahiro Ehara.
How do you feel about the earthquake this time?
I've been through it only because I'm poor.
I see.
So I'd like to cope with it somehow.
Can this man, who has the singing ability of the top class of the entertainment world and is good at dancing, beat AKB?
The city is glittering, passion blue
Good.
Winking every night
Passion beat in the glass
Fall in love with just one bite
Wow.
Sweet melody
If you ride the wind, tonight
The secret door will open somewhere
Look up all the time and you'll find it
Wow.
Perfect all the time
Wow.
Is there a mistake?
What is he?
Wow.
Good.
His dancing is almost non-stop.
And he showed off his wonderful singing ability.
What are his benefits?
First of all, Karaoke.
Wow!
He did it!
And unfortunately...
OK!
Wow!
What an entertainer!
Singing and dancing!
And even being a professional gamer!
With only 190 points, he won the championship!
Isn't it a job?
There is no such competition in Japan!
By the way, who else will get high scores?
Isn't it a musical actor?
That was amazing.
But I couldn't laugh at it.
After all, Mr. Minegi is bald, too.
He's bald.
I just said it once.
After all, you're all bald.
I just reflected on myself once.
Where in Mina are you bald?
Mr. Saito, your jeans and your head were damaged.
There was a lot of damage.
It's the clothes, isn't it?
It's the clothes.
It's like Mr. Shimura in his private clothes.
I didn't feel it.
You're making fun of me.
We're not making fun of you.
You're telling me to be fashionable.
Mr. Makishima is young and I'm young and old.
You suddenly pulled me away.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Good evening, everyone.
Nice to meet you.
You're Japanese.
I'm Japanese.
What do you think of your ability of evasion and emergency management?
Well, it depends on what you say.
That's true.
That's right.
That's true.
No, it's really like that. I'm sorry.
I don't want you to say it.
Even if you say it now...
What happens if someone you don't know suddenly comes?
Can't you stop them at some distance?
Well, in terms of distance...
That's right.
But you all wear microphones, right?
When you put on the microphone...
You don't know about Onsei-san, but suddenly...
It's close.
It's really close, isn't it?
I brought a theory about Onsei-san.
Oh!
Well...
That theory is...
This one!
This one.
Onsei-san's "tomoe-nage" deep theory!
When you put it on...
You're all defenseless, aren't you?
Defenseless.
You're really...
If you do the "tomoe-nage" as it is...
You can't evade it.
No, it's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
You can't do anything about it.
If you say "raise your arm a little more"...
You can raise it like this, can't you?
I can't do anything about it.
Then, from a judo experience...
You can take off your collar...
You can take off your arm...
You can do anything about it!
When you're wearing it...
If you say something here...
You're talking!
I can throw a down-down.
Onsei-san's "tomoe-nage" deep theory!
First of all, the first target is...
AUDREY KASUGA.
KASUGA's "tomoe-nage" is recorded on "Kono-no- taikukai-tb".
This day, fortunately, there was a recording of the bouldering project, so even if there is a mat behind the set, it is not unnatural.
In the meantime, the one who was involved in the field as the main producer won the judo Saitama Prefecture championship in high school.
Currently, Miura Ayaka, who is active in combined martial arts.
If a judoka's voice shows that he is wearing a pin microphone and throws a "tomoe-nage", is it really impossible to avoid it?
So, immediately...
Kasuga-san, excuse me, please come here.
Scary, scary, scary...
Excuse me, I will take off the microphone from below.
Unbobby...
It's unbobby...
Unbobby...
Excuse me, I will fix it for a moment.
Can you look down for a moment?
Unbobby...
Can you hold this for me?
It's too big!
Miyasako, can you hold this for me?
Can you hold this for me?
What? What?
He's crying!
What?
Isn't he crying?
He's not crying!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Suddenly, Tomoe throws the ball, and Kasumi shows a mysterious tear.
It's Wednesday.
Wednesday...
What are you doing here?
If Onsei-san throws the ball at you, you can't run away, right?
How was it?
Well...
How was it?
Was I being thrown?
You were being thrown one ball at a time.
That's impossible, right?
I can't run away from it.
You can't run away from it?
If I start crying, I can't run away from it.
What's with that?
Are you surprised?
Even for Kasuga, who has experience in wrestling, he couldn't avoid it.
I'm trying to communicate with him.
That was a clean flight.
You're covered in mud.
What's with you? You're weak!
What about this man, who has more physique than Kasuga?
Bobby Orogon.
Such a Bobby...
What a nice dog.
He's called out for a hot spring report, which isn't very suitable for Nigerians.
This dog is in the hot spring now.
Even in this big square, Tomoe throws a ball.
What's going to happen?
You go first.
Don't push me.
It's scary, isn't it?
Can you turn around?
Turn around.
How is it?
What are you doing?
What is this person doing?
So, Bobby got a spoiler, too.
How much do you weigh?
I weigh 52 kilograms.
That's good.
A person who weighs 98 kilograms throws you.
Really?
It's so embarrassing.
You're a woman, aren't you?
I'm a woman.
That's right.
You were asked to do it, weren't you?
That's right.
But you still refuse.
You still refuse.
Ouch!
So, how about a judoka?
First of all...
Actually, she is a professional judoka named Big Dami.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Why do you look like that?
Isn't it cold?
No, it's fine.
How is the weather?
It's cloudy.
Could you put it down for a second?
It's cold, isn't it?
What's wrong with you?
She made him a little irritated, but it was a great success.
In addition, Savannah Yagi, who was the chief of judo club in high school...
It's kind of funny.
Even if she has judo experience, it is impossible to avoid it.
She laughed at Mr. Onsen.
Finally, she also verified it.
Olympic silver medalist Shinohara Shinichi.
Tomoe's throwing test.
The winner is...
Shinohara Shinichi!
This time, the opponent is the opponent.
Tomoe's throwing is also a little different.
He was active in judo when he was in high school.
Now, he has switched to MMA.
King Reina, who also participates in Raijin, will be challenged by Tomoe's throwing.
By the way, this time, he may have come to judo school for a fake plan.
If you can't get one with Tomoe's throwing, you'll be thrown into the match as it is.
Can you get one from the world's best former judoka without discrimination?
First of all, please let me put on the microphone.
Excuse me, I'll put on the microphone.
Excuse me for a moment.
Is it okay for me to lean forward?
Is it one now?
It's one.
Shinohara, he lost by one.
Wait a minute.
Can you throw me again?
I'm embarrassed.
First of all, listen to me.
If you don't throw me, you'll be in trouble.
You'll definitely be in trouble.
Say it one more time.
What do you mean by "one more time"?
That's right.
But you threw me.
That's what you wanted to do.
That's amazing.
After all this time, you are still amazing.
- That's right. - That's right.
- A paid medalist can throw it? - That's right.
At first, when it hit the ground,
everyone was like, "Huh? Aki-san?"
What's going on?
How about you, Tenryu-san? If you were suddenly hit like that...
No, I've never thought about it like that.
By the way, do you need a pin microphone?
Do you need it?
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Hello!
I'm Akihabara Tenryu!
Just now, when I was watching the VTR, Onzei-san came to help me.
It's really scary!
- If only you saw that! - It's like "I'm definitely not going to throw it!"
- So, there's a variety show called "Dokkiri" - That's right.
In the past, when we asked people "Who are you a fan of?", there was a camera behind us.
So, we were a little scared.
But, when we finally saw the person who said "I'm a fan of XXXX", we were like "Who is it?"
- So, we were like "Uwaaah!" - There were a lot of times like that.
- There were, right? - There were.
- Have you ever done that, everyone? - Yes, we have.
- We have done it before. - We have. - As a talent side.
- As a talent side? - Of course, as a talent side.
- Eh? - That's because...
- We let Sanaka say bad things about us, and Sanaka comes out. - Ah, that's it!
- That's right. - That's right.
So, we have a theory about that "Dokkiri".
Here it is!
If you say you're a fan of XXXX in an interview,
the person who comes out of the camera, even if you're an impersonator, you can manage it!
- Ehhhh! - Ehhhh!
- You can do it, right? - You can do it, right?
- Until the end. - Yes.
- I'm interested in it. - Yes.
This time, in an interview for a fake show,
they asked people in the city about their favorite entertainers.
The entertainers with their names will be impersonated.
Their faces, voices, and when they actually meet them,
if they can deceive them that they are the real entertainers, the theory will be proven.
And for verification, the members who gathered are...
If you add up all of them, there are more than 500 members.
7 of them are impersonator all-stars.
- If you can do it with just your voice... - You can do it!
- You can do it in a second. - That's right.
- The faces... - You can do it with your face.
- You can get really close like this, right? - That's right.
- The distance between your chest and your face... - You can deceive them!
- You can deceive them!
Here is the representative repertoire of the members.
From voice impersonation to face impersonation, and even impersonation with both of them,
there is a wide range of genres for each member.
That means there is a possibility that people who are not in each repertoire will appear, right?
- That's right. - That's right.
- There are a lot of entertainers, right? - That's right.
Therefore, in order to be able to respond to any entertainer's name,
they have prepared a lot of hats and costumes.
- You have to be good-looking and have a good voice... - You have to be good-looking and have a good voice...
- You can't do it until the end. - You can't do it until the end.
- That's right. - That's right.
There are three stages of this.
The first one to be caught was this 20-year-old woman.
It's a show called "Entertainers, Gachinko Exchange and Investigation".
Can you tell me your favorite entertainer?
- Nagase-kun. - Nagase-san.
- Nagase-san.
- It's out. - Do your best!
- I'll do my best! - I'll do my best!
The first name that came up was Nagase Tomoya from "Tokyo", a JP repertoire.
Could it be...
It's a commercial for a car.
- If Nagase-san were in the city, would you call out to him? - You're similar!
- You're similar!
What would you do if you were talked to?
You'd close your eyes and say, "Eh? Is this good enough?"
- It was great reaction! - It was great reaction!
- It's like you said it yourself.
- You were there, weren't you?
- How was it? - Nagase-san.
- I'm glad you said it. - She recognized the man she saw for a moment as Nagase himself.
- See, you think so, too? - Oh, come on...
With that said, the first stage of appearance is clear.
- Next, how is her voice? - That's right.
Um... I don't think we've met before, but I always watch "Dashimura" on Hiroshima TV, so please do your best.
- Thank you very much. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Really? - Yes, yes, yes.
- You were there, weren't you? - I'm glad you said it.
You're Nagase-san, aren't you?
- The second stage of appearance is clearly clear. - You're Nagase-san, aren't you?
- She's really good at it.
- And the winner is... - You're wrong!
- You're wrong!
- It's her, it's her. - You're lying!
It's her.
- He found out in an instant. - It's her, it's her.
- It's her, it's her.
- After this, we'll see the all-stars' combined strength battle! - It's her, it's her.
- Next, this man's name is... - It's her, it's her.
- "Tunnels".
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's here, it's here, let's do this. - It's here, it's here, let's do this.
- Which one... - Either one is fine, but...
- Either one is fine, but this time, Takaaki Ishibashi will challenge. - Both of you are fine.
- He doesn't look confident, but... - Both of you are fine, but...
- If you two meet in the city, what will you do? - If you two meet in the city, what will you do?
- I think I'll talk to her. - I think I'll talk to her.
- You'll talk to her?
- Did you see anything? - No, I only saw her face for a moment.
- That's why I think she's always kicking me.
With a great timing, he closed the window and managed to make her feel like she's the one.
And now for the second stage of showing your true self, "Who is it?"
- Please continue to do interesting things for me.
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Do you like tunnels? - Yes, I like them.
- By the way, who do you like better, Ishiba or Kira? - Ishiba.
- Congratulations! - Huh?
- Ah, you're wrong. - I knew it!
- That was close! - I was disappointed when you said it wrong!
- You said it wrong! - You said it wrong!
- As expected of you, you looked too far ahead. - You're not me!
- She found out about it this time as well. - Wow!
- That's amazing! - She found out about it this time as well.
- Meanwhile, let's continue with this woman. - You can do it!
- Recently, I've been watching baseball player Nakata-san. - Nakata-sho! - Nakata-sho!
- He's confused by Nakata-sho's name that doesn't exist in any other repertoire.
- Nakata-sho!
- I have a "Japan" one! - Ah, "Japan" one!
- A "Japan" hat! - A "Japan" hat!
- A "Japan" hat and... - Let's go with a "Japan" hat!
- Nakata-sho! - Paint it black! Paint it black!
- Paint it black! - Paint it black!
- As he has a "Japan" hat...
- He accepted an impersonation that no one wanted to do...
- A manly look...
- With everyone's help...
- He suddenly tries his first impersonation!
- It's changed, hasn't it?
- His first Nakata-sho impersonation...
- What's its quality like?
- His first Nakata-sho impersonation... - Ah, I want it!
- Do you want it?
- Ah, I want it!
- Do you want it?
- Is that so?
- I do want it.
- Is there anything else you want him to do?
- Anything you want him to talk about?
- Ah, I think that's good!
- Yes.
- Amazing!
- No, that's not good!
- Say something! Say something!
- I'm not doing it!
- Say something!
- You're late!
- You're laughing!
- You showed me a lot.
- You're laughing!
- But I've seen you on TV.
- Ah, you've seen me on TV?
- Well, you kind of look like me.
- You kind of look like me.
- It's not like that.
- She said "you look like me", but since she didn't think it was her, the challenge was a failure.
- Well, this is...
- Even if it continues...
- Today is a break.
- Well, I like Keisuke Honda very much.
- Keisuke Honda is here!
- Murase challenges Keisuke Honda.
- The final round is approaching, isn't it?
- It's approaching, it's approaching!
- What is it?
- A training robot!
- The window-shutting round somehow cleared.
- I'm Keisuke Honda.
There's no way he can deceive him right in front of him.
They met but lost.
After that, they changed places and challenged themselves.
- I've seen this before.
- I'm Akemasa Tanaguchi.
- He's too famous.
- He's a real celebrity.
- Is this your voice, Kimura-san?
- Hey, Kimura-san, is it true?
- Oh, hi!
- You're not him, are you?
- I'm Mishika Honda.
- I don't think you're that tall.
- I'm not going to be fooled by you.
Even if they managed to talk to each other,
when they met in person, they were found out right away.
- I hope it works out.
And there's only a little time left for the shoot.
So, they returned to Shibuya, where they had the best shooting conditions.
The last match.
And...
- Hikaru Utada.
- Oh, he's here!
- He's here!
Finally, a fan of Hikaru Utada, who has a voice and a face, appeared.
Will they be able to deceive him?
- Do you notice people passing by?
- Is there anything you'd like me to do for you?
- I'd like you to sing me a song.
- A song?
- Yes.
- What song would you like me to sing you?
- Is it "Cherry Blossoms and Drops"?
- Even in this season?
- Yes, even in this season.
- Thank you!
- Did you find anything?
- No...
- Isn't it Utada-san?
- Wow!
"Mad Pattern" cleared "Miracle" with ease.
Next, they will try to imitate voices.
- For now, "Sakura Drop". - Oh, no!
- What? - "Summer Vacation in the Sunlight" and "Sakura Drop" and...
- "I Like You Very Much". - "I Like You Very Much". - "Sakura Drop" and "I Like You Very Much".
- Do you know what happened? - I can hear Utada - san's voice.
- Oh, no! - What should we do? I'm scared.
- Oh, no! - It hurts! It hurts!
- Doesn't it hurt? - Let's ask for help.
- Now, please see for yourself. - I'm scared!
I'm scared! Oh, I'm embarrassed! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you! I'm Tadai Karu!
Do you know who she is?
Everyone is looking at me!
I've only seen you in photos and videos.
Thank you for always looking out for me!
Not at all!
Do you know her?
This could be...
What do you think of the singer you just saw?
Everyone is looking at me! I'm embarrassed!
You were prettier in person than in photos.
Thank you!
Wow!
Your voice...
Thank you!
Are you proud of her?
I'm so proud of her! I'll go home and tell my family!
What should you say?
Tadai Karu san sang for me!
What do you think of her?
Even if you're not her real self, you managed to make it?
I managed to make it!
But you didn't give her back, did you?
I gave her back!
No, no!
You can say it!
But you were able to move her, right?
Yes!
Tenryu san, what do you think of it?
Now...
It's already late at night for the people around you...
Yes, yes...
But you were able to move her first, right?
So...
You didn't know who she really was...
But you were able to move her first...
I think you were able to get her inside of you...
You were able to get her inside of you...
I won't say it!
Next presenter...
This person! Please come in!
Hello!
First, Tomiyama Marie!
Well, let's get started.
Do you know this?
Okina-san?
Yes, yes, yes.
The brain of a traditional entertainer...
What is it?
Okina-san?
No, no, it's not like that.
What is it with that...
very tricky answer?
No, no, no.
I'm not trying to be funny or anything.
I'm serious.
You're a little off with the others, aren't you?
No, it's the brain of a traditional entertainer.
The brain.
Tanaka-san, what do you think of this...
girl?
Huh?
As a woman...
As a woman, what do you think of her?
As a woman...
Yes, as a woman, what do you think of her?
I'm sorry, but she's ugly.
She used to be a beautiful woman.
That's right!
In this day and age, I don't think she's cute.
Tenryu-san, what do you think of her?
Well, um...
I think she has a very balanced face.
She's pretty.
She's not bad.
Is she beautiful?
She's beautiful.
Is she beautiful?
She's beautiful!
No, no...
If you were her, you wouldn't have felt that way.
She's a little different from the vision I had in mind.
No, no...
As a modern woman, you don't think she's beautiful, do you?
No, no...
Tenryu-san, what do you think of her?
She's beautiful.
Yes, she is.
Can you say that again?
She's a little different from the vision I had in mind.
What vision did you have in mind?
Based on that, I have another theory.
I see.
Here it is!
If you look at the latest purikura, you can look cute even if you don't wear makeup!
That's right!
Yes, yes, yes...
Yes, yes...
The latest purikura is amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing!
There are often photos like "sahi", aren't there?
"sahi"?
I don't know who you are, Otori!
I'm from the Zozoku family!
You...
You said "sahi", didn't you?
I'm sorry, it's "sahi".
Even if you say "sahi" from now on, please think of it as "sahi".
Which one is which?
You said "tahichi", didn't you?
No, I didn't say "tahichi" all of a sudden.
I don't talk about difficult things all of a sudden.
"tahichi"...
I think she's pretty, too.
Do you?
She's not a good person.
If you do megamori with the latest purikura,
you can verify the theory that you can be cute even if you have no face.
It is said that there are more than 200 types of "no-face"
Among them, we will use this "koumote" which is used when playing young women.
We don't think it is cute in the modern sense, but does it really become cute with the power of "purikura"?
The person who will cooperate with us in this verification is...
Thank you very much.
Team's charisma, Fujita Nicole.
This time, we would like you to make Nicole cute with "no-face".
"No-face"?
This one.
That's gross!
But I think you can do it with this "purikura".
Let's do our best!
So, let's go inside.
The person who cooperated with us in this verification is...
This shop where Nicole often comes to play.
This is a very popular one.
Is it this one?
Yes, it is.
This one is called "cadence".
So, first of all, Nicole will take a picture of it.
Her eyes are clear and her face line is clear, too.
Certainly, just taking a picture normally is a lot of work for her, but...
What's more...
I choose the shape of my eyes and show them drooping eyes, round eyes and round eyes.
But I like drooping eyes, so I make them drooping eyes.
After that, she adds mascara, false eyelashes, colored contact lenses, etc. with PURIKURA's drawing function...
Amazing, isn't it?
I have quite a lot of them.
The difference between my eyes and now...
So, people who use this as a top picture are quite deceiving.
Certainly, if you have eyes with this PURIKURA...
you may become cute even if you don't wear makeup.
I see.
So...
Here you are.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Oh, my God!
You look like you don't wear makeup.
I don't wear makeup.
You don't wear makeup.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry. I'll make your eyes and ears bigger.
I'd like you to raise this part like this or like this.
I think it'll change a lot.
Then, shooting starts.
You look good!
From here, it's crucial drawing time.
The photo you took should have been corrected a lot like the previous one.
It's getting bigger.
It's getting bigger!
Oh, my God!
It's like it's sticking out of my eyes.
NICO is impatient because her eyes don't look as big as before.
Will she be able to look cute from this state?
Then, lower your eyes.
Lower your eyes.
Why do you lower your eyes?
The angle of your eyes is a little lower.
Turn on the mascara.
Let's do everything we can do.
I'll try it on and see how it is.
Do you wear mascara?
If I don't wear mascara, she'll be in trouble.
And, it's been 15 minutes of fighting.
Yes, it's done!
You look like a different person.
You look like an erotic woman.
How about this?
What kind of result will it be?
It didn't get cute at all.
It's still terrible.
It's pretty ugly.
It's strange.
Since all of them have different functions, it feels like a machine.
It feels like a robot.
It's the exact opposite of a robot, an item from ancient Japan,
but in any case, it feels like it's made by someone.
So, they discuss with Nicole.
Their next plan is...
I'll do her makeup and draw it on her face.
Since no woman in the world is taking purikura without makeup on,
they decide it's okay and start makeup right away.
What's this? It's like a wig.
I have to erase this first.
This is fun.
They continue working for 30 minutes.
This is their perfectly done makeup.
Now's the time!
It's a lot lighter now,
but in exchange...
it feels more natural.
It's totally natural.
They didn't use any machines, so it'll feel natural.
You're using your upper eye too much.
It's good.
It's cute.
What kind of result will it be?
It still has a bit of craftsmanship to it,
but it's so high quality that you wouldn't think it was originally made for it.
Well, it is what it is.
And now that we've come this far, let's give it a try.
Is there a way to do it?
There's an app that all girls high school students use called Beauty Plus,
and you have to lower your puri.
Using their own camera app,
they're going to process their purikura images from top to bottom.
That's crazy!
What's that supposed to mean?
It's there!
Makeup, purikura processing, and using their own camera app,
this is what Nicole put her heart and soul into.
Wow!
Finally, a result that you wouldn't think was originally made for it.
Now that they've become cute, this theory is confirmed.
But since we're at it,
let's set their cute faces as LINE icons,
and send messages to guys who don't know anything about it.
What?
Even if you don't know anything about it, will you be able to get guys to eat with you?
We're going to do an additional verification.
And...
But we're late all of a sudden, aren't we?
That's right.
While we're at it, let's have Nicole think of a sentence too.
LINE is gone.
Isn't that what we should say?
And here's the finished sentence.
I'm Ami.
All my cell phone data was blown away and everyone disappeared.
I came out of my acquaintance's cam, but I added LINE.
By the way, the name of the blind woman is Suga Ami, starting from the brain-restored Kanami.
And this time the target is young entertainers.
So, immediately from each entertainment agency,
Get entertainers' LINE ID and send it all.
Don't mess it up, you.
Then, although there is no record,
After all, there are almost no entertainers who have not returned even the reply.
But in the meantime...
Thank you for your hard work.
Is Ami a married woman two months ago?
Although she doesn't have the same face as her husband, it shouldn't be.
Maybe so.
Also...
Somehow I noticed it in the picture.
Again, it shouldn't be.
Anyway, I got it.
After that, as a result of sending LINE to a total of 93 entertainers,
It was successful in inviting five of them.
Thank you.
Later, they will meet at the store where they made a promise.
The first one who came first is...
A man who misunderstands as a married woman, Baji Tofu Yamaguchi.
He's pretty fat, isn't he?
To be honest, he says he's barefaced today.
Could it be...
What are you talking about?
Ami
Nice to meet you. I'm Ami.
Huh?
Sorry?
It's not like sorry.
Is the situation too tricky?
They can't understand each other.
So, let's talk about the story.
Renkei's first prank.
And to explain this project...
She's a little cute, so...
I thought I'd go.
I should've said I noticed right away.
Would she be happy?
Ami-chan...
Ami-chan, would you be happy?
It's not like that.
After that, for the rest of the members...
They changed their clothes back to modern style.
And met each other.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ami.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ami.
Ami-chan...
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ami.
What's up with you?
As expected, almost no reaction from everyone.
Everyone's wearing glasses.
But this man is the last one.
Where do you live?
I live in Shibuya.
Where do you live?
I live in Shibuya.
That's nice!
If you're okay with it...
I'd like to go play next time!
He looks like he's from a manga.
As they went to the shortest distance...
And after talking for a while...
Amazing!
Surprisingly...
Can we go to Ami-chan's house for the last train today?
What's up with him?!
Oh no, oh no!
Too bad!
Trying to come home with only one hour of LINE...
Where do you live?
He was a crazy guy.
So, later...
When they prepared a set up for Ami-chan's home...
Yeah!
Wow, he's here!
Love, love!
Wow!
Come in!
Wow!
Hello!
It's wide!
It's raining.
Isn't it really wide?
Why are you looking over there?
Scary, scary, scary!
Nice to meet you! I'm Ami!
You're scary as usual.
I can't stop laughing!
Wait a minute!
I can't look at you forever!
You're scary!
Then...
You're scary!
Did he realize it was a crazy guy's house?
Or did he want to go home right away?
Here, the camera rushes in...
You scared me!
What is it?
You scared me!
And...
To explain this project...
This farmland...
Did you make it cute with purikura?
I don't know!
I'm such a scumbag!
The theory is completely off!
I'm such a scumbag!
Don't end up like that scumbag!
In the end...
He has a chance to redeem himself!
When you drop a woman...
Yes.
He's that kind of character.
Mother's instinct...
Ah!
That's why...
Purikura can be distorted as much as you like...
And there are quite a few people who are deceived by it!
Thank you!
So, what do you think, everyone?
I think her face is beautiful.
No, I mean, how far can you push a bad person?
No, that's enough!
After watching the VTR!
You said "ETR"!
Sorry, I wanted to say "VTR"!
"Mysterious Atmosphere"!
Stop it!
The next presenter is...
Here she is!
Wow! She's here!
Thank you!
No, no...
You only have a head, so you can't fly it!
Forget about that!
After watching this VTR!
You said "VTR"!
Yes!
Thank you!
She's here!
Here she is!
"Laser Beam"!
Wow!
You can only fly it with your brain.
You can only do it with your shoulders!
Wow, this is great!
Japanese superstar, Suzuki Eichon!
As you know, I'm selling laser beams and laser beams on my VTR.
This is a sexy beam, Yaguchi Marippe. Thank you.
This is a cheek beam, Kisamoto Machami. Thank you!
That's Sato Yokoya!
Sato Yokoya!
It's too big and full of stock.
If you say that, it's all Sato Yokoya.
As you said, it's a laser beam, so it's a touch- up.
What do you think of it, Matsuyama-san?
It's a touch-up.
I didn't know it. I only know it's a blood transfusion.
You don't know it's a blood transfusion?
I think it's a touch-up before that.
As soon as you receive a Gaia's fly, your husband can go home from the base.
That's the theory of this episode.
Hamada-san, please!
Even if it's the latest Gaia, if it's a 300kg pitching machine, it's a touch-up set.
We're going to do a touch-up with this famous 300kg pitching machine.
Of course, no one can do it, right?
That's right! It's within the range of a little lower than the fixed position.
But, of course, it's the world's best laser beam.
It's difficult, but...
Excuse me.
Isn't it too fast?
Suddenly...
Is it too fast?
Suddenly, I felt a pressure of a touch-up.
Then, my voice went up and down a little.
Your voice got completely smaller.
I'm sorry.
You should have raised your voice.
I'm sorry.
Let me show you!
Look!
Play ball!
If it's a 300kg pitching machine, even from the latest outdoor pitchers,
we'll verify the theory of catching up.
This stage is Odawara Base in Kanagawa Prefecture.
From the back screen to the home base,
it's 120m, just like Jingu Base,
and we'll verify it in an environment like professional baseball.
Now, it's time for verification,
but the famous pitching machine!
It's called "top gun"!
Yes, this is the pitching machine "top gun"
that hits 300km/h, as you know from the show.
Its power is...
I couldn't see it!
Even from a pitcher's mound,
it's impossible to catch the ball with a "top gun".
This time, from behind you,
with a touch-up, with this 300km/h speed,
do you think you can hit it?
I think I can.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
These two people will cooperate with us in this verification.
And the method is...
That's too much!
First of all, instead of flying, the ball falls from the top of the machine.
When Nichirou catches it,
like a real touch-up, a triple runner starts.
Nichirou shoots the ball with the pitching machine.
We'll verify whether or not you can make a touch- up runner with this.
And so, the first runner is...
Hello!
Wow, I'm excited!
The strongest physical runner in the field, Nakayama Kinnikun.
Is he fast?
By the way, do you have a time or anything like that in terms of speed?
Well, if it's 100 meters, I have a record of about 12 seconds and 1 second.
That's fast.
How about enthusiasm?
I ate a lot of breakfast again today!
No, it's not a tooth.
Kinnikun has absolute confidence in his physique, but...
Will he be able to do it?
However, since he couldn't get the ball at all in practice,
The catcher will report it to the proper person in advance.
Oh, that's right.
Now, let's go!
300-kilometer touch-up championship!
Now, please!
Got it! Got it!
Laser beam!
Got it!
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsor you see.
It doesn't make any sense!
300-kilometer touch-up championship!
Now, please!
He got it!
Laser beam!
The 300kg laser beam that flew straight out of the dome landed on the catcher mitt with excellent control and a relaxed touch out.
Well...
It's out.
Out!
And also out in terms of comments!
Power!
Next up...
Tatsuya.
No, it's definitely Tatsuya.
No. 1 Speed Game. Penalty Game.
He's 44 years old now, but when he was 41 years old, he ran 100m in 11 seconds.
Wow! That's amazing!
Three, two, one...
He still has a lot of physical strength.
He's training.
He got it!
Laser beam! Laser beam!
He got it! Laser beam! Laser beam!
Not bad! Not bad!
Laser beam! Laser beam!
He got it! He got it!
He's looking good!
Laser beam! Laser beam!
He got it! He got it!
Oh!
Wow, that's awesome!
He got it! Laser beam!
He got it! He got it!
That was good!
Oh!
He's got a lot of kabuki moves!
I wasn't even going to slide.
I know!
I was going to do this...
Hey! Get it together!
And the next three players are Saburokumonkeys and Sosuke, who also played an active role as a professional player in the Shikoku Island League.
The course is a little off, but it's out.
Next up...
Oh, here it is! Motojerry will do it again!
Motojerry, a halfback who has a Ghanaian mother, may think that Motojerry is "someone else", but in reality, he is a high-speed forward who made use of his speed of 100m and 10.8 seconds to stir up his opponent's defenders.
Please be enthusiastic! I want to do my best for the pride of the soccer world!
I'm sorry, but it got messy at the end, didn't it?
If you had done it a little earlier, it would have been more TV-like.
With a different speed of each dimension, Yano Michael and other comedians around the world...
Will he be able to...
Three... Two... One...
I don't know what I just saw.
Leatherbeam! Leatherbeam!
Got it!
Leatherbeam! Leatherbeam!
Leatherbeam! Got it!
What's wrong with you?
Wow!
The catcher is great.
Leatherbeam! Leatherbeam! Got it!
If I have another chance, I'd like to challenge again.
Wow! That's a good comment.
One more time, please.
I quit smoking.
Have you forgotten?
And the last challenger is...
The balance is amazing.
Half-model with an American father.
From Amagasaki, Moses Yume.
Amagasaki's hide-and-seek.
Many of you may know him.
When he was a college student, he won the championship at the All Japan Championship with 110m hurdles.
He is the fastest runner in the world.
By the way, what is your best time?
Is it 100m?
Yes, 100m.
In his prime, it's 10.6 seconds.
10.6 seconds!
This man was aiming for the Rio Olympics.
His last hope is entrusted to him.
300kg touch-up championship!
Please!
Three...
Two...
One...
Got it!
Leatherbeam! Got it!
Home! Home!
Leatherbeam! Got it!
Home! Home!
Leatherbeam! Got it!
Home! Home!
Leatherbeam! Got it!
Home! Home!
Got it!
Leatherbeam! Got it!
Home! Home!
Got it!
You were fast.
But I wanted it the most.
Got it!
Leatherbeam! Got it!
Home! Home!
Got it!
And so, finally, Bolt...
This song suits you!
But in the end, could it be that Ben Johnson, who is good at this show, will appear?
It wasn't that bad.
Sorry! In the end, it was a hard-core singer from Amagasaki.
I'm not a person who's proud of that.
In the end, Amagasaki won the priority.
I knew it!
And now, here is our next presenter! Please come in!
Thank you!
Toosh!
Let's get started, everyone.
I want to go right away.
Have you ever fallen into a pitfall?
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm serious.
I want you to watch the VTR as soon as possible.
I've fallen into a pitfall about ten times.
How about you, Matsushima-san?
No, I haven't.
Oh, you haven't?
How about you, Dantan-san?
I don't think you have.
Maybe I have.
I don't think you have.
Yes, I haven't fallen into a pitfall like that.
But it's definitely fun, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Since it's fun, we're doing it for a long time.
And here is the theory I brought with me today!
Pitfall! Battle Royale!
What does that mean?
It's a game of pitfall.
Pitfall!
It's a game of how you can lead others into a pitfall you have.
It's a gamble, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a game where you can enjoy psychological warfare at the same time.
It's not a theory at all, is it?
Well, it's not a theory this time.
You don't need a theory anymore, do you?
Yes, it's not a theory anymore.
Pitfall! Battle Royale!
Huh?
Good morning!
Battle Royale.
Everyone! Please line up next to me!
Five people were called out for a fake camp project.
Line up next to me!
Oh, it's Takeshi-san.
Where?
Line up in front of me.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Where?
Line up in front of me.
That's impressive.
What is this?!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
What is this?!
That's fast.
Wait!
This show has been canceled.
What?!
Wait! Wait!
What's going on?!
Wait! I'm scared!
I don't care!
I've come up with a new game!
Pitfall! Battle Royale!
Huh?!
What?!
Wait!
Huh?!
Wait up!
You're annoying!
What is this?!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Today, everyone will play a pitfall.
A pitfall...
Wait up!
This project is a pitfall-like battle royale where you play a pitfall until you're the last one standing.
What is this?!
There are a total of ten holes dug in this campground.
Five members will find out the position of each of the two holes.
The point of the game is to guide each of you to your own pitfall and see who drops first.
The position of each pitfall will be determined by the results of the lottery.
I see.
Each member will be given a map with their position on it.
It's probably my hole.
- Still in your pocket. - Hey, don't even try.
It's pretty bad, right?
First of all, you didn't dig it up yourself.
It's your own hole!
W-w-what?
- Are you digging it up? Are you? - This really happened.
I can't speak because of you idiots!
This really happened.
Each member will confirm their hole and start the game.
First of all, let's make a meal.
Yes.
If we walk with five people and fall down...
There is a possibility of falling down on this road.
It's scary to walk on this road.
Papaya juice.
Papaya juice is good.
Where is it?
Wait a minute.
What's up?
There is something like a flower.
Is there something like a flower?
Let's go.
Why do we have to go?
It's spring.
Look.
Hurry up.
Meal.
We have to make a meal first.
We should move closer to you.
The game begins.
Matsuno starts.
You are bad at this.
Which way?
Matsuno is bad at this.
It's here, isn't it?
Has it started already?
Matsuno failed the guidance operation due to overcompletion.
Matsuno, you are really fast.
Is this a water park?
Wow, it's all set up. Let's get ready.
Where are you going?
Let's get ready.
Matsuno-san, you are so bad at this.
Let's get ready.
Once again, Matsuno-san's second hole has been dug by Daikon Yudo.
However...
You have to hold this.
Hold this and let's go over there.
Where are you going?
Let's go.
Hold this.
Why did you get caught?
You are so cute.
Hold this and let's go over there.
Where are you going?
You are so fast.
Wait a minute.
I know where you are going.
Do you know where you are going?
Matsuno-san, you are so bad at this.
You know where you are going, don't you?
Miyazon didn't notice Daikon Yudo's bad Yudo.
However, he got caught.
Hold this and let's go over there.
I didn't notice at all.
How did you know?
After he got back on his feet and started his barbecue,
You won't get beaten up, will you?
Takashi is away from the water.
Takashi!
He came to Miyazon's house, which had collapsed.
I came here because I was worried about Miyazon.
Thank you very much!
And, while having a casual conversation, Takashi took something out of Miyazon's bag.
Where is the dog?
Is the dog there?
If Miyazon's bag is there, I'll definitely shoot it.
Takashi!
Takashi, thank you!
Let's go to Miyazon's house.
Wow, it looks good!
He's stupid, so he didn't notice it.
They succeeded in stealing Miyazon's map.
They got around the firewood and a hole in front of the dog's space.
Takashi!
I'm sorry!
I can't light a fire!
What?
I can't light a fire at all!
You can't light a fire at all, Takashi.
You can't light a fire only with charcoal, can you?
What should we do?
We need firewood or something.
Is that so?
They hurriedly went to a hole in the firewood area and got a chance to guide them.
Oh, there's firewood over there.
There's firewood.
There is.
But it looks like a campfire.
There's firewood over there!
Then, shall I go first?
Go ahead.
Then, go to Miyazon's house.
Takashi was persuaded and went to get firewood.
So, you go from here.
Firewood!
Please!
It looks like we can do it with firewood only.
Safe!
Yaguchi went to get firewood in a faraway place, not in front of Miyazon's house.
Oh, I'm scared!
Do you need more sauce?
No, it's too much.
Hey!
Huh?
Hello, hello, hello!
Oh, your partner is here!
Huh?
Hello, hello!
Nishimura, what's up with you?
I'm in trouble!
Huh?
I'm in trouble!
What is it?
Nishimura, who loves camping and likes biking, came here to ask for a teacher's position in camping.
So, what is that military man?
Visitor.
Visitor?
It's nothing, it's nothing.
Oh, come on!
Look, look, look!
Fire, fire, fire, is it okay?
Nishimura-san!
No, it's...
Oh, oh!
What is that?!
No, no, no!
I've never seen it before!
What is that?!
It's a fire extinguisher.
No, no, no!
By using this man who doesn't know anything well, you can check for pitfalls and suspicious places.
But on the other hand, you don't want to fall into your own pit.
Nishimura, who is such a complicated existence.
It's good!
It's good, it's good.
What is this thing you're eating?
Mayhawk.
Mayhawk?
Mayhawk.
It's good, isn't it?
It's really good.
Mayhawk.
It's good, isn't it?
What are you eating?
And after the barbecue, it's free time from now on.
They will choose their favorite tools and play in the square.
Well, that dog's area is wide.
Maybe.
Is it a little more?
Where is it wide?
Isn't it narrow here?
There are a lot of trees here, so it's a little annoying.
There was one over there.
No, but there was one over there, too.
Was there one over there, too?
Really?
Which one do you want?
Do you want to go over there?
The one over there is wide.
Which one do you want?
In order to choose a place while constructing each other,
they want to take an advantageous position for themselves,
but even if they guide them too much, the position of the hole will be exposed.
This kind of investigation continues.
Oh, isn't it good here?
Isn't it wide here?
Let's do it here, then.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it here.
Why do you make such a scary face just by choosing a place?
I think it's good to be wide.
It's good to be wide.
Let's do it.
It's good at all.
Even in this western village, there is a fierce competition that makes you feel unnatural.
The chosen place is around the pitfall of Kotouge.
Will Kotouge be able to seize this opportunity?
- How about baseball? - Sounds good!
- I'll play pitcher. - Pitcher?
- Yes. How about batter? - How about girls?
- How about you, Matsuo-san? - No, no, no.
- Yaguchi-chan, anyone is fine. - Okay.
- Then I'll defend. - That's true.
- How about you, Kotouge? - I'll be pitcher.
- Okay, okay. - That's fine.
Yaguchi is led to the pitfall of Kotouge and is in front of the pitfall hole.
- Are you going to hit it? - Here or there.
- I'll go. - Okay.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry! - I'm sorry.
- There's more. There's a ball behind you. - No, no, no.
- There's more. - No, no, no.
- There's more. - There's more?
There's more.
- No more? - No more.
What are you doing?!
What's that?!
That one!
You got me!
What are you doing?!
You got me!
Me, me, me!
What am I doing?!
What am I, a batter?!
Were you guided from there?
Yes, this is already my hole.
My hole?!
My hole...
What a pain in the ass!
In the middle of the night, Kotouke got caught up in Kotouke's baseball strategy and collapsed here.
Kotouke-san was really good!
The remaining three and Nishimura...
...will go to this field with the biggest pitfall in this area, where only the two who collapsed will remain.
You can't play baseball anymore?
- You can't play baseball anymore? - I can't.
What kind of rule is that?!
You don't play baseball anymore?!
I don't play baseball anymore.
Even though they can see Yamuchi's condition, Nishimura thinks it's still just a regular camp project.
What's that?!
There are two of them!
They're super cute!
As they walk through the pitfalls...
Do you want to do frisbee or badminton?
I think they're super cute.
Shall we do frisbee, then?
Frisbee!
Yes, yes.
I'm good at frisbee.
Wait a minute!
What is this?
Wait a minute, a little more like this.
Why is there such a pitfall?
Be careful.
Who is it?
I see.
Who is it?
Do you have a camera man?
What is this?
A rush came here.
Rush, rush.
Why are there so many of them?
It's a rush.
This close?
My hole?
It's not your hole.
No, it's my rush.
Following Nishimura, the cameraman also fell.
The game didn't go any further.
Only irrelevant people fell one after another.
It was a mess.
Since Yaguchi-san and Miyazon-san aren't here anymore,
I don't know where my hole is.
I have two. I don't know where my hole is.
Maybe you shouldn't have said it.
That's right.
Kotoge declared that he doesn't have a hole anymore.
Nishimura is stupid,
Kotoge is stupid,
Matsuno is stupid,
and Miyazon is stupid.
Matsuno didn't do anything.
I should have told you when I dropped Yaguchi- chan.
The man who lost all the holes here headed for...
I'm a little nervous because it's Yaguchi-chan's bag.
Get a map from Yaguchi's bag.
One of them has fallen and has already been digested, but...
Get the last one, a hole in the tent, and measure the weather.
And the strategy that Kotouge took was...
"King's Rebellion Baseball Strategy".
As an example, he made Matsuno miss and threw the ball into the tent.
But...
Wait a minute!
It was hit back beautifully.
And...
Why did you hit me?
For some reason, Matsuno seems to be punished.
But...
Hey!
Matsuno is eliminated.
From now on, it's a one-on-one battle between Kotouge and Takashi.
Hey!
Kotouge doesn't have any more holes.
I don't know about that.
Matsuno and Miyazon each have one hole and I have two.
You have two?
That's what it is.
You still have two?
Yes.
Now, except for Matsuno's hole, which was found out by everyone early on, there are three holes left.
Kotouge doesn't have his own hole anymore, but Miyazon's hole, which he thinks is free, has hope.
However, Takashi got Miyazon's hole in the early stage and it's actually three to zero.
It's a desperate situation for Kotouge, but will it...
Oh, sorry. Thank you.
Thank you.
Is it going to pile up like this?
Have you seen it before?
Over the past few years.
A guy drinking this much tea.
No, it moved a lot.
It's a one-on-one battle and it's hard to do anything about it.
It's a relaxed situation.
What day is it?
What are you going to do if it doesn't move?
It's going to be night.
You guys don't know what's going to happen.
While checking each other's movements, the two slowly walk around the field.
Then...
Can you go to the bathroom over there?
Serious bathroom.
Here, Kotouge goes to the bathroom.
I'm scared.
I'm sure it's okay here.
No, it's okay. It's broken over there.
It's broken. It's broken.
I said it's broken.
Kotone!
Wow!
I've been waiting for you to go to the shop.
Wow!
That's why the oolong tea is dripping.
Oh, I see!
Is that it?
Yes, it's a first aid kit.
I wrote "broken" on it.
Wow!
Wow! I don't know about this!
Are you serious?
To be honest, I thought I'd wait another one or two hours.
Wow!
You have a bad personality!
I see.
Thank you for your hard work.
What's up with Yushinura?
What's up with him?
I was going to use him well.
But he dropped it himself right away.
It didn't even stand up.
Did you do it, too?
Yes, I did.
And the cameraman, too.
I've never seen a video where a staff member drops it.
Me, neither.
How about you, Yu?
Well...
From the middle of it to the end of it...
It was a little stiff.
You walk faster than I expected.
Yes, I thought I'd walk slower.
Now, let's welcome him!
Welcome!
Oh!
Wow!
Welcome, Takahashi-san!
Nice to meet you!
Takahashi-san!
I feel like you all have a bad feeling about this.
If you say it like that, does it mean it's over?
Right?
That's right.
Huh? What?
Huh? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What?
It's a two-hour special on "Downtown"!
"Don't Ask, Go Down"!
I have a bad feeling about this.
It's so scary!
What is it?
It's so scary!
It's okay if you don't like it.
Yes, Matsumoto-san!
I just pooped in the bathroom and you were watching me, weren't you?!
That's not it!
Didn't you see it?!
What are you talking about?
Didn't you see it?!
So, everyone!
Did you notice anything strange about today's two- hour special?!
Huh? Was there someone who didn't move?
Isn't it like that?
Huh? What?
It's like Kasuga was trying to go to the club early.
Huh?! Was he?!
Wasn't there something like that?
Kasuga was trying to go to the club early.
There were about two people.
Okada-san, too!
It's true! It's true!
He didn't sort out what was going on down there!
There wasn't much fun down there!
That's because there wasn't a club down there!
That's why!
That's too bad!
I just cut you off!
Everyone!
On the impersonator comedian's VTR, you often laughed, but...
Huh?!
You said you didn't notice, but you can't laugh about those people, can you?
Huh?!
Actually, you guys are also doing an impersonation of an entertainer.
What?
Impersonation?
I didn't know about it.
Impersonation?
The hint is "Otoshiana's VTR".
What?
Nishimura?
You talk too much.
It's Nishimura's impersonation.
Stop it!
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's all true!
It's all true! Matsuno san is also an impersonator!
Actually, another person recorded Matsuno Akemi san's voice.
Matsuno Akemi san's voice has always been...
Matsuno san's voice in that VTR is not Matsuno san's voice.
No way!
Matsuno Akemi san's voice in "Yada Yada" and Miyazon san's voice in "Baka Doushi no Kai" are all recorded by Miyazon san.
Actually, Miyazon san recorded all of them.
Stop it!
Matsuno Akemi san's voice is...
Yes, yes, yes!
It doesn't make any sense!
Stop it!
You don't notice it.
So, here is the theory I brought with me today!
The voice of a person on TV.
A theory that even if an impersonator is recording, no one will notice it!
And the main part of the theory is from here.
Please listen carefully.
This time, Matsuno-san is not the only one who is being recorded.
Actually, from the beginning of this two-hour special until now,
everyone's voices have been recorded by the impersonator from the beginning.
What?! Are you serious?!
What are you doing?!
What are you talking about?!
What Tanaka is saying now, we will put it in later.
Are you serious?!
Are you serious?! We will put it in now.
So, no one uses their normal voices?
That's right.
Yes, actually, this time...
Wow, I'm feeling down.
We only know "get through."
Ah, "get through."
We know "get through."
After this recording, even on-air,
all comments of studio guests were replaced.
Eh, Tenryu-san...
Tenryu-san?
Yes, Tenryu-san too.
Who are you talking about?!
On the contrary, this seems easy!
No, no, but this part is different, right?
This revealed "now" is different.
Matsumoto-san has always been Matsumoto-san.
Ah, that's right.
Ah, Matsumoto-san.
Matsumoto-san is Matsumoto-san.
That's why, Matsumoto-san!
Matsushima or Tanaka or Yuu,
aren't they pretty well-known people?!
What does this "casting" mean?!
Ah, Mikon-chan!
Everyone, if I had to say, it's like being called "an impersonator comedian's barter"
You're right!
Are you going to let Tanaka sit for a two-hour special?!
That's true, I thought it was weird.
Sorry!
I'm nervous over there, but I'm nervous over here for the first time.
But everyone's like, "Ah, you're going to do it for me. It's easier for me."
So now, for the first time, let's use everyone's real voices.
Yes, now!
Your own voices!
How was it, everyone?
No, it's hard to speak.
It's hard!
It's weird!
I'm nervous!
Can you show us what a real Tenryu is like?
I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of impersonations he does in real life.
Tenryu is like that everywhere.
So for those of you watching TV, it might be easier for you to listen to a real Tenryu!
Next week, will they be able to steal a teacher's eye and eat a bento?!
Teacher Hayaben!
And...
The most slippery moment for a comedian so far, but funny theory!
I really don't like it.
If you watch it now, you'll laugh out loud at the shocking video!
Also...
There's no TV, no radio...
A village in the same situation as Yoshii Fudo's "Come on, let's go to Tokyo!"
The theory of being humble has been confirmed!