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Thank you for watching "Sunday's Dandan".
This time it's a 2 hour special.
2 hours.
Our first presenter is this person.
Please come in.
He's young.
He's young and energetic.
Young and energetic.
He's energetic.
I'll do my best.
You're fresh.
This time...
I have a plan.
It's a second plan I did before.
It's not a second plan for popularity.
It's like a revenge plan.
The first plan is...
Yes.
There are many plans.
Here it is.
GAME
REALITY
MIX CARD COMPETITION
It's a second plan.
You're not a presenter, are you?
That's right. I'm a player.
It's a chance for gamers and pros to compete with Mario Kart on a real kart.
And I'm on the gamer side.
And Kobayashi Kamui, a professional racer, did it.
But it's a little different from what I thought.
First of all, I'm not that good at Mario Kart.
And for some reason, Kobayashi Kamui was good at Mario Kart.
I've never done it before.
And for some reason, I was good at Mario Kart.
Wow, that's crazy.
I've never done it before.
I've never done it before, but I don't feel like I've done it before.
It's a little messy.
And since I wasn't very good at it, I got a lot of direct complaints from viewers about me.
You're not good at it.
I see.
Well, I know that, but I also got a lot of complaints about me.
On the other hand...
Huh?
That's not what we're talking about.
This time, we're going to change players and do a rematch.
I think it's going to be fun if we do this.
Here's the combination.
I see.
They're pros.
Speaking of Meijin Takahashi, he's a top-class racer.
Wait, isn't Meijin Takahashi dead?
He was singing on TV last night!
There was a death theory, but...
Why don't you do it with the Grand Turismo you like playing?
What? What?
Isn't it more authentic if you do it with the Grand Turismo you like playing?
I'm sure you'll stand out.
What? You're trying to sell today, aren't you?
I can't do it at the shrine today!
You can't do it!
After this, in the second mix kart battle...
Sasuke and Mario's mix events!
Also, hungry vs. full of patience, who will give up first?
Pervert mask, if you're serious, you won't know who you are.
Hamada and Matsumoto, who is kinder to fans?
And Yahagi vs. Tatsumata again!
Go! Go!
Hurry up and say sorry to Kuro-chan for rushing you.
You can say it next time, so hurry up and say it.
Go in, go in, go in.
What's up with that guy?
You're pushing too hard.
You need heart to play this game.
You know this song, don't you?
Who is the man? A TV hero in class.
But even so, I'm an A-character, A-character.
Wednesday's "Downtown"...
Two-hour special!
Gag x reality mix kart battle!
Mix kart sounds fun.
This is the gamer representative.
Meijin Takahashi, 57 years old.
In 1980s, due to the Famicom boom...
He pushed the button 16 times in 1 second.
And caused social phenomenon.
Now, he is a retired Hudson who worked for 29 years.
Now, he is a CEO of a company that develops programs.
What do you do now?
I host game events.
That's my main job.
As for Mario Kart...
Since it's a game, I think I can show my skills.
I don't drive much anymore, but I use paper.
It's been 17 or 18 years since I've held a steering wheel.
It's a game.
You can only do your best in a game.
As for the racer representative...
Former F-1 racer, Katayama Ukyo, 53 years old.
He is the third Japanese to join F-1.
Kamikaze Ukyo and the world feared Moto Top Racer.
- Have you ever played Mario Kart? - Not at all.
- Wii U? - Yes, Wii U.
That's what I heard for the first time today.
You know, you can throw a red wall and make it fly.
- How confident are you in karting? - I've been driving and eating for decades.
I think I can win even if I fly for 10 seconds.
In this battle, they will use Nintendo Wii U's Mario Kart 8.
And like last time...
First, they will go around the Mario Kart.
When they finish, they will go to the actual kart.
They will go around a 400 meter course.
This will be repeated three times in a row.
In the end, the one who goes first will be the winner.
Will it be...
Gamer Meijin Takahashi...
Or Racer Ukyo Katayama?
This will be the second battle between racers and gamers.
The course they will use is Mario Kart Stadium.
It's a relaxed and simple course.
Mario, Gamer, Meijin Takahashi, Luigi, Racer, Ukyo Katayama...
The Mixed Kart Battle begins now!
Go, Meijin!
He's started!
The Mixed Kart Battle begins now!
Go, Meijin!
He's started!
Meijin Takahashi's rocket start target!
And...
He accelerates with a drift mini turn!
That's Meijin for you!
He's getting faster and faster!
Katayama is chasing him from behind!
It's the first time for Katayama to hold the Wii U's controller!
But Meijin Takahashi...
He hits the green cone!
But Meijin Takahashi...
He can't hit it!
But Meijin Takahashi...
He's fast!
Meijin Takahashi...
And Meijin Takahashi's jump!
He's getting faster and faster!
And Meijin Takahashi finishes first!
Meijin Takahashi finishes first!
And Katayama's jump!
Katayama starts his racing battle now!
Meijin Takahashi is first!
And Katayama starts his racing battle in 6 seconds!
Meijin Takahashi has been driving for 17 years!
He has a driver's license but he doesn't have a car!
Katayama is first!
He's catching up!
The gap is getting bigger and bigger!
Is it because of the 6 seconds gap?
Katayama is fast!
He's almost there!
Great racing!
Katayama is first!
Meijin Takahashi is first!
He's trying to overtake from inside...
But Meijin Takahashi can't!
Will Katayama overtake from outside?
He can't!
And Meijin Takahashi...
Meijin Takahashi can't overtake from outside!
Meijin Takahashi is first!
He's trying to overtake from inside...
Meijin Takahashi is first!
Katayama is first!
He's almost there!
It's not over yet!
But is it over with just driving?
It's not over yet!
And Meijin Takahashi starts 2 seconds later!
But!
A mini turbo from a drift car!
Meijin Takahashi is back!
Meijin Takahashi is better at Mario Kart than Katayama!
Is it over?
He started Mario Kart almost at the same time in his second lap...
But Meijin Takahashi is better at it!
He's making a lot of money in the game!
Meijin Takahashi is fast!
Meijin Takahashi is fast in Mario Kart!
And he's running again!
He's in the first lap of his racing kart!
Katayama is first!
Meijin Takahashi!
Katayama is almost there!
Katayama is about 5 seconds behind him!
Meijin Takahashi is faster than Katayama!
Katayama is faster than Katayama!
A scary singer is racing against Meijin Takahashi!
Once again, Aisho is behind Kamikaze's rock.
Just in time! Just in time!
She's caught up with them!
Kataema is out!
That's it!
This is Kamikaze's overtake!
Kataema is out!
That's it!
This is Kamikaze's overtake!
That's it!
This is wonderful!
Kataema caught up with them!
Now, she's running and heading for the game!
The game and karting skills are excellent,
but even if Kataema is out,
the lead is still Kataema!
Meijin Takahashi is also starting!
Meijin is chasing them at incredible speed!
Meijin Takahashi is chasing them at incredible speed!
What a pity!
That's a triple green cola!
Oh, this is dangerous! The cola he threw is about to fall off!
Meijin Takahashi is running smoothly!
He wants to catch up with speed and get to the last racing kart!
He threw a banana in the back!
And Luigi, Boomerang Rubber, is in first place in the final finish!
Meijin Takahashi!
Meijin Takahashi has finally made it to the final round of the racing kart!
Now, Yamauchi Matayama has come back to the racing kart in third place!
It's finally the last lap!
What will happen in the match?!
This is bad! This is bad!
The mixed kart match will be led by Meijin Takahashi to the final lap!
There's only about five seconds left in this lap!
Everything will be decided in this lap!
Will Katayama catch up?
Meijin Takahashi is running away!
Will Katayama catch up?
He's a little fast!
He can't run away!
He's running away!
He's fast!
It's been a while since he's run away!
He can't run away!
He's coming from behind!
Will he catch up?
He caught up!
Will he catch up?
He caught up!
It's the last curve!
Will Katayama catch up?
Katayama wins!
Meijin Takahashi lost by a narrow margin!
Thank you for your hard work!
Before the game, you told me that this is how you drift and this is how you turn!
I should have told you!
Did you use drifting or turbo?
I didn't use any of them.
What?
Drifting and turbo are more powerful for racers!
It was a good game!
It was exciting!
It was a good game!
This is what I wanted to do!
The same thing happened all the time!
I wasn't that nervous!
I'm glad I got one lap!
I'm not saying anyone is bad!
I just wanted to get this!
It was exciting!
Jumping was like Mario!
Jumping!?
Meijin Takahashi's jumping was great!
I know that!
It's so popular.
Let's move on to the next presenter.
Here he is.
Here he is!
The king of riding a horse!
Are you riding alone?
Yes, I'm riding alone today.
What are you doing?
I'm on a relaxing traveling show.
Traveling show?
Traveling show.
I'm so nervous without you.
Traveling show?
Everyone...
His armpit sweat is coming out all of a sudden.
It's amazing.
Downtown is not good for you.
Shut up!
I'm nervous.
Downtown is not good for you.
No, no, no.
Mr. Shihan.
What are you doing?
What I want to say is...
Have you ever spent your best time without eating?
Without eating?
Yes, without eating.
Even if you work hard, it's only one day.
You don't have time to eat.
You can only eat at night.
It's hard not to eat.
I know it's hard, but...
Here is my theory.
It's harder to be full than to be rich.
It might be.
It's harder for an actor to be full than to be thin.
My seniors told me to eat more.
But I couldn't eat.
I was also like that.
They told me to eat more and more.
But I couldn't eat.
So I put the mackerel sushi in my pocket with Nobu.
How old is Nobu now?
He's on a taboo board now.
He'll come back later.
It's harder for an actor to be full than to be rich.
This time, they'll throw darts once an hour and eat the menu.
Or they won't eat anything.
Let's see who can last longer.
And two bikers will challenge it.
At 11.30 am, they'll gather at their homes in Nishimura.
Good morning.
What's up with you?
Do you know what we'll do today?
No, I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know.
Let me tell you what we'll do today.
What?
Which one do you think is harder?
No, all of them.
No, I'm full.
I think it's harder for me to keep eating.
So you don't want to eat?
Actually, they were going to pick one person to eat, but their opinions were divided.
But I think it's easier for me to eat.
I think it's easier for me to eat.
Then I'll choose not to eat.
So, it's decided.
So, hunger or fullness, which one will win?
So, they set up darts in their rooms.
What they prepared for today is these 12 dishes.
From heavy meals to light meals, they have a wide range of menus.
So, they started their tests at 12 a.m.
Can you do it in one day?
I want to eat sushi for the first meal.
You get excited a lot at this location.
I wonder if I can eat a lot.
Nishimura is quite optimistic, but...
Here we go.
The first dish to commemorate...
Put it in your mouth.
I want to see it.
It's curry!
Yes! It's curry!
It's curry.
Somehow, they chose heavy curry.
I'm hungry.
Why are you happy about curry?
I want to eat heavy curry.
I'm very hungry.
You don't think about what's ahead of you.
Here's your curry.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for it.
You can eat it in front of you.
It's delicious.
The water is good.
It's not much water.
They eat it in front of you.
Yes, I'll be back in an hour.
Yes.
An hour later, Darts' time is up.
The staff is out of the room.
This is hard.
It's harder than you think.
I hope I can do this show.
You don't have enough imagination.
No matter how hard you think about it, you can't eat it.
No matter how hard you think about it...
You don't have enough imagination.
Even if I go out for a drink, I eat a lot.
No, you're on a different level.
I eat without stopping.
I know you eat a lot.
But you eat what you like at your own pace.
You can eat it.
It's hard to wake up for an hour.
It's easy.
What is this show?
I'm serious.
An hour has passed in an instant.
And the second dish is...
I hope it's not too heavy.
It's pretty heavy.
Pizza!
Pizza is coming.
Pizza's ears.
Here is your pizza.
Pizza's ears are coming.
It's pretty thick.
It's tough.
Not yet.
Pizza...
I don't like bread that much.
Pizza...
It's hot.
Pizza's ears are coming.
Thank you for the food!
I don't like pizza that much.
What's your rating of 10?
Your rating of 10?
It's about 1.
What?
Really?
Yes.
Is it necessary for me to say it here?
3.
Are you making fun of me?
Hey.
Are you making fun of me?
3.
No, it's not 3.
It's about 4.
My rating is 1.
But I think my rating is 4.
My rating is 3 to 4.
It's about 4.
Then it's about 4.
No, it's about 4.
Is it about 4?
There is no reason for me to say 1 or 2.
Is it okay?
Then it's about 4.
While they were talking nonsense,
It's 2 p.m.
It's tough.
Look at this.
Are you serious?
I don't like pizza.
It's interesting.
I don't like pizza.
It's strange.
I don't like pizza.
It's the only thing I don't like.
Nishimura is making pizza for two times in a row.
It's tough.
It's my favorite.
It looks tough.
It's tough.
It's spicy.
It's tough.
I can't eat it all.
He ate pizza in 7 minutes.
He ate it in 15 minutes.
How much do you have now?
I think it's about 9.
What?
9?
It was 4 minutes ago.
What will you do if you get another pizza?
I'll throw it away.
From now on, they will do medical check-ups regularly.
The fourth food is...
Pizza!
Yes!
I'm glad you like it.
It's small.
It's perfect for ice cream.
I ate it!
It's this big.
It's good.
He managed to recover the damage of pizza for two times with ice cream.
It's amazing.
On the other hand, Kotonge...
I'm hungry.
He hasn't eaten anything since 9 p.m. yesterday.
So, he has been starving for 19 hours.
I'm hungry.
He is also hungry.
After that, he ate salad at 4 p.m. and pasta at 5 p.m.
It's 6 p.m. now.
There is a rule I haven't told you yet.
There is a "chance time" once in every six hours.
The "chance time" is...
to challenge a quiz or a game prepared by the show.
The special rule is...
you can put your favorite menu on the window as many as you clear it.
The first chance is quiz.
Here is the question.
Answer as many African names as you can.
Ready, go!
Egypt, Rwanda, South Africa, Republic of China, Zimbabwe...
Wow, you can say many names.
It's amazing that you can say many names.
Tunisia, West Africa.
Time's up!
West Africa!
So, they got their favorite menu.
And they chose sushi from West Africa.
That's amazing.
They took out sushi while hiding their fingers.
Wow, it's half sushi.
And...
That much sushi?
That's dangerous!
No, there's sushi next to you.
Finally, they got their wish.
It looks so good.
At a speed that you can't believe it's their 7th meal, they finished it in no time.
It's got a big engine.
It's good.
And...
What's up?
We did it.
We're bonded.
They don't have much to do here in Kotouge, so they use their schedule and go to a different location in downtown on Wednesday.
It's good.
I like it like this.
On the other hand, Nishimura's 8th meal is curry for the second meal of the day.
I haven't had sushi for so long.
Compared to pizza, it's a lot easier.
And for their 9th meal, they eat their favorite sushi again.
It's so good.
And it's 9pm.
Nishimura's 10th meal of the day is...
Steak!
You can still eat it?
We did it!
You like pizza, don't you?
We did it!
I can't stand it anymore!
Once again, they chose their favorite pizza.
You don't have to eat it.
Pizza might make you curious.
Nishimura has a bad feeling about this.
They spent their longest 30 minutes eating until they finished eating.
I can't stand it anymore!
And after that...
Sushi at 10pm
Salad at 11pm
The time is now 0am
Kotouge has returned from filming
Today's second chance time
The topic is "lifting"
Ready, start!
5 times!
The result is 5 times!
That means...
For 5 panels...
It's the lightest ice cream line
I knew it would be like that
But...
The result is...
Onigiri
After that...
Sushi
Frankfurter
On top of that...
They managed to survive with their favorite foods and light meals
That's amazing!
We've finished eating!
They're already sleeping
On the other hand...
Kotouge is...
Kotouge...
I'm hungry
All the time
But...
Maybe...
I don't think I'll be hungry anymore
I can't imagine that I'll be hungry anymore
You can still eat, right?
I wonder if I can still eat...
And the time is...
3.30 in the morning
Here, the two of them will rest
But...
30 minutes later...
4 in the morning...
It's time for "darts"
Will we be woken up?
I wonder if that's the case...
Already?
The second day of waking up.
Waking up and eating steak is really tough.
I'm not hungry anymore.
In that situation, the 17th meal they eat at 4am is...
Where did it go? Where did it go?
Oh, no.
Coming here and eating curry is tough.
Forgetting their hunger, they lie down on an acorn.
Carrying curry in their mouth with heavy hands...
It's tough.
It's hard for them to swallow.
But even after that, they eat non-stop.
30 minutes later, they manage to finish their meal.
But it took 30 minutes.
And at 4.30am, they go back to sleep.
But of course, 30 minutes later...
I hope you'll forgive me.
Oh, no.
They're up already.
5am.
The 18th meal they eat at early morning in Nishimura is...
It's light.
What is it?
Again, they eat curry.
The curry I just ate...
It's not spicy at all.
From yesterday afternoon until now...
Nishimura has already eaten 17 meals.
But he squeezes out his remaining energy...
And manages to finish his 4th meal of curry in 30 minutes.
He can eat.
He's amazing.
He's a professional.
He's amazing.
I thought my heart was completely broken...
Is it my turn now?
It's your turn now.
That's so cool.
However, during the third chance time, only three questions were answered correctly.
Nishimura wasted his chance.
The 19th dish will be a salad.
Let's see. A salad...
I finished it.
And at 7 a.m., the 20th dish...
I can't do it forever.
After a weak dart hit...
Yes!
Pizza.
I'm full.
He's full of hunger.
And he's wearing a belt.
The match goes home.
At 7 a.m., Nishimura's 20th dish is pizza.
Wow, it looks delicious.
I can't stand it anymore. I can't stand watching this cheese stretch.
This is bad.
So far, 19 dishes.
His total weight is about 4 kilograms.
Nishimura's stomach has eaten 6485 calories.
The pizza's base is heavy.
This is tough.
You can do it!
Until 8 a.m., the next dart...
It's small.
If he doesn't eat up all of this pizza, he'll be disqualified.
I'm full.
I can't do it anymore.
Who is it?
And...
10 seconds left.
He can't eat up all of it in one hour.
I can't do it.
I gave up.
It's over.
That means Kotoge won.
It's over.
I couldn't do it. I was reckless.
Let me tell you something surprising.
I'm not hungry at all now.
Really?
I'm not hungry at all.
Why is that?
I'm not hungry at all now.
So, he's not hungry at all now.
I see.
That's what it means.
What's Kotoge?
He seemed to be able to continue for a while.
He's living in a nice house.
Where did you see it?
I saw it and I thought it was similar to the exposure and the position of the TV.
What?
The poison is strong.
I don't know where it's bitten.
The poison is spreading.
Ishimura is bitten in a far place.
Next presenter is these two.
Two of you?
Five of you!
Thank you!
- You've grown up! - Thank you!
- It's your first appearance! - Yes!
- Your costume has changed and you're shining! - That's right!
I have a lot of money now.
Don't show off!
- This is actually my personal clothing. - Really?
- I'm doing it in front of me. - Do you always do it like this?
- Yes, I do it like this. - 365 days, 24 hours, all the time!
- You're wearing it all the time, right? - That's right.
- It's red. - It's red!
- And recently, thankfully... - Yes?
- A lot of people have found out about you. - That's right.
- I'm used to it. - Well, that's...
- I'm used to it. - I'm used to it.
- I'm wearing a mask and walking around a lot. - Yes.
- But people find out about you! - That's right.
- Because of your costume. - That's right.
- If you hide your face, you can't hide who you are. - That's right.
- And here's a theory I came up with! - Yes!
If you do a pervert mask for real, you'll know who you are!
- It came up! - That's right.
- I'd like to answer everyone's questions. - Pervert mask?
- It doesn't stand out like that. - No, no, no.
- The one wearing pants, right? - That's right!
- It was a movie, wasn't it? - That's right!
"Weekly Shonen Jump" was in it.
- Oh, it was in it! This one! - Yes, this one!
- In the original movie, the identity of the character is not revealed, but... - It's almost not hidden, isn't it? - That's right. - The area of the mask is... - That's right.
- After all, revealing the identity of the mask is the most risky thing, isn't it? - Yeah. - But as a masked player like you, Matsumoto-san, you're often afraid of the risk of revealing your identity, aren't you?
- I'm sorry, but I don't really understand what you're saying. - I'm sorry, Matsumoto-san, but it's actually "L" chicken rice.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, but I don't really understand what you're saying.
- Matsumoto-san, it's actually "L" chicken rice. - No, no, you keep repeating "it's "L" chicken rice" over and over again.
- From now on, you and I will be enemies. - You're the only one!
"Perverted Mask" - If it's true, reveal the theory of its identity.
- The strongest movie! - It's been a while! - Wow!
- The live-action movie is also in full swing. - It's great!
- Just by wearing underwear, you can see most of your face in "Perverted Mask", but...
- In the original movie, even your friends don't know who you are.
- If it's true, will you really know who you are?
- So, this time...
- It won't be long now. - Please wait a moment.
- During a fake show meeting, "Perverted Mask" was called out by "Kakei Miwako" and "Chimpira", who suddenly got involved, and "Perverted Mask", who is on the side of justice.
- And from the four candidates, if "Kakei" is correct about who "Perverted Mask" was, the theory will be established.
- So, let's start the verification.
- Isn't there something in my hair?
- Hey, store manager, come here!
- You have hair in your meal, but you don't let me eat?
- What do you want me to do?
- I'm sorry.
- No, you don't have to apologize.
- And so, "Perverted Mask" was established.
- And...
- Get out of my way!
- Isn't there something in your drink?
- For some reason, "Hokosaki" has nothing to do with "Kakei".
- This is troublesome.
- There's nothing in it.
- Then what about you? You have hair in your drink!
- It's true that I don't like it, but I don't think it's on purpose.
- Isn't it your hair?
- No, it's not.
- No, I didn't make it.
- And so, "Kakei" is in a pinch.
- Finally, "Perverted Mask" has appeared.
- Wait!
- Who is it?!
- It's here!
- It's "Perverted Mask"!
- It's here!
- You villains!
- I'm here to crush you!
- "Perverted Mask"!
- What is it?
- Take this!
- Miss, are you okay? - Are you okay, Noe? - Yes, I'm okay.
- Then, excuse me. - Huh?
And now, four candidates, including the announcer and the perverted mask, have appeared.
- Huh? What? - I have a question for Kakei.
Who is the perverted mask that just saved Kakei?
- Huh? What is this? - It's difficult.
Can Kakei Miwako see through the perverted mask that saved Kakei?
- I'll answer honestly. - Yes, please.
- Number one. - Number one.
- Why do you think so? - Oh, number one.
The person whose face you could see through the perverted mask was number one.
And most of their faces are exposed.
- Their eyes are closed. - I see.
- What is the correct answer? - I don't know.
The correct answer is this person.
So, the correct answer is number one.
- Even if you're a beginner, you should know. - As expected, the perverted mask was number one.
- Was it easy? - It was easy.
My eyes were like that.
My face was almost exposed.
- It was exposed around the eyes. - It's exposed around the eyes.
- So, this time, they changed the exposed part from around the eyes to around the mouth. - What does that mean?
- They chose another hero. - If you cover your eyes...
- Yatterman! - Yatterman!
How about Yatterman with his eyes covered?
By the way, today's guest is a certain celebrity.
A celebrity?
Who is it?
Yatterman!
Today, Yatterman's guest is a certain celebrity.
And the talent that is involved in Chimpira is...
Onononoka.
Ononoka-san!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize!
And so, Chimpira goes to Ononoka.
Do you understand?
My omelet has hair in it!
What do you think?
It's not good, is it?
And...
This is my hair!
Wait!
Who is it?
Oh, Yatterman!
You came!
Yatterman!
As long as Yatterman is here, I can't punish you like this!
Ouch!
Damn it!
Ouch!
Get over here!
Miss...
Are you okay?
Don't talk to me!
Don't talk to me, you!
And so...
With this, I...
Who is it?
Eh?
We don't know!
And so, the announcer and the camera rush in.
I was scared, but...
Eh?
We don't know.
Eh? What is it?
Do you think we'll know?
It's a question.
The yatterman who saved Ono-san earlier is a celebrity.
Eh?
Who is that celebrity?
Who?
Don't look at me like that!
Who?
Eh?
Don't look at me like that!
It was like this...
Ah, I see.
My hair was blonde.
Yes.
My hair was blonde and chubby and with drooping eyes...
Drooping eyes!
And so, Ono-san's answer was...
Kimura-san.
Eh?
Kimura-san.
Chubby and drooping eyes.
As expected, it's here.
Around here.
It's here, below.
The mouth.
You judged it from below the eyes.
As expected, the yatterman's identity is...
And so, the answer is...
Oh, it's Sugi-chan!
How come you don't know?
I didn't know at all!
Did you brake that much?
Wow, it's difficult!
I really thought it was you, Himura-san!
Is it because we haven't met recently?
Sugi-chan's "su" word didn't come up at all!
It didn't come up? You don't have a way of saying it, do you?
Oh my!
She found out!
It's easy to understand, you know!
We learned it pretty early, but...
Can you say it without being noticed?
Hey, you!
You're the one who was in my omurice!
I didn't know!
You're the only one with such a small mouth!
No, no!
It's not a small mouth, but...
You don't have much of a voice.
How dare you get involved with Hamada-san!
Wait!
Who is it?!
A girl?!
Who are you?!
I don't know who you are, but...
I know your bodies!
Hide your faces and don't reveal your bodies!
Huh?!
Iron Mask!
Appear!
It's Iron Mask!
Iron Mask-sensei's...
Hey!
Remember this!
I don't know...
Hamada-san, are you okay?
I don't know...
Who is it?!
But for sure, you were biting a little, weren't you?
You were biting a little, weren't you?
Huh?! Who is it?!
Who is it?!
Huh?! Who is it?!
Then, here's the question!
The Iron Mask that just saved Hamada-san...
...is a certain celebrity.
Who is that celebrity?
I don't know!
If you know, please raise your hand.
This is so difficult!
And I can't speak well.
You?
Becky?
Unfortunately,
this way of speaking is amazing.
Really?
Have you all met her?
Yes, we have.
What?
Yes.
Fuyumi Sakamoto?
Yes!
What?
You did it!
How dare you say that in front of me!
She looks like this,
but she is married.
I knew it!
I understand now.
She is married?
Iao-san, please.
Yasuda Kei-chan?
Correct!
That's amazing!
Yasuda Kei-san!
Is she married?
Yes!
Her eyes are so cute!
I will wear a life mask from now on.
If you were a dental sanitary worker, you would be popular.
If you were a model, you would be popular.
Will the truth be revealed or not depends on the hero and his mask.
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Who is she!!
What's she saying!?
I'm so happy!
Thank you very much!
So happy!
I can't believe it!
Can you believe it!?
I was surprised by her word.
If I'm happy, I'm not at that stage.
You're not talking about yourself.
I know you're desperate, but can you breathe a little more?
You're quite a comedian-crusher.
Thank you very much.
This year, too, that season has come.
What season?
It's Sasuke!
Sasuke is the first one in the season of "I see".
Is that season fixed?
Yes, it is.
The show will be on air in two weeks.
Before that, I have a plan for collaboration.
Wait a minute. Your voice is gone with the first "migiti".
It's been four days since I last did it.
It's been four days since you last did it!
You screamed!
It's been four days since I last did it, so I'm sorry.
You always do your best.
So, the theory I brought with me is...
Game reality Sasuke Mario!
Again!
As I said earlier, it's an original reality game.
Recently, you can create your own courses for Super Mario.
Yes, yes.
There is a Mario maker called "Margarism".
So, this time, I will create a course similar to Sasuke's course with Mario maker.
You will create a course similar to Sasuke's course in reality and a course similar to Sasuke's Mario course in game.
This is "Sasuke Mario".
I see.
It's amazing.
Sasuke, a gorgeous witch dyed in green.
A special stage has been created for Sasuke.
300 million copies sold in the U.K.
Super Mario, a game that Japan is proud of in the world.
A dream stage created by Mario and Sasuke.
He created and played Mario's course and reproduced Sasuke's course with Mario Maker.
This time, Sasuke will challenge four realities and four games in eight areas of the first stage and aim for the goal.
Which will you make reality and which will you make a game?
That strategy will be the turning point of the game.
Now, let me introduce you to the course.
First of all, quad steps.
Using four scaffolding, go down the rolling hill.
Get off the slippery pipe and go over there.
Next is "syneria" and "tie fighter".
It was named by people who have similar rides with the same name of "star nodes".
The third one is "gorgol", which is familiar in recent years.
This area is also often reproduced.
You need momentum even when you jump off.
And this is also a new area, "double pendulum".
It is said to be twice as high as you have to jump off.
Next is "tackle", pushing three weights.
It is also reproduced in three enemies in the game.
It's amazing to see this in Mario.
Now, beyond the "tackle", there is "sasuke's specialty, the standing turtle".
It stands out in the game as well.
There are two more.
The seventh one is "tarsan roll".
You get caught under it and jump over it.
And the last one is...
No. Jack Climb.
Defying gravity and climbing up vertically...
Can he do it?
Can he talk and clear it?
And these eight people will challenge it.
Six people from the entertainment world who love games and are enthusiastic about sports.
In addition, two legends from Sasuke Honke will participate.
The time limit is three minutes.
If you fall, you lose in one shot.
The first challenger is...
Can you do it in the first place?
The third challenger is Komiya Hiromobu.
How far can the man who challenges Sasuke Mario for the first time go?
Now, let's get started!
First of all, Komiya is heading for the game.
Mario is also quite good at it, but what will happen?
Now, this is Sasuke Mario!
First of all, the first challenge is the rolling hill from quad steps.
Can he step on the block of the pump and go?
First step!
Second step!
He fell!
The first challenge of the three challengers is a failure!
It's too difficult!
Wait a minute!
It's a lie!
Is it over?
I can't see it.
If you can't see it, do it again.
It's over.
Is it really over?
It's over!
One more time!
It's a lie!
It's over.
One more time, please!
It's not wet...
I think it's okay.
But it's not good to make me do it.
It's a little too bad.
It's too bad.
Now, the next challenger is Robert Yamamoto!
Will he be able to step out and clear it?
He's a boxer.
He's a one-size-fits-all comedian with a boxing pro license, but...
First of all, he chooses a game!
But that's not all!
Yamamoto is very good at games!
He's also a host of a Pokemon show, and he's very confident in his game skills!
Now, will he be able to clear it with those techniques?
First round!
Second round!
He's regained his form!
He's taken out the third round!
Hey, protect me!
Why?
Why me?
This is Sasuke Mario.
A one-shot match drives you crazy.
Why are you calling me "protector" now?
Now, it's time for the challenger, Jal Jal to regain his form!
He's a one-size-fits-all comedian with a boxing pro license, but...
Sasuke is there!
Will he be able to choose between reality and Sasuke?
He's taken out!
He failed to regain his form!
Did you fall?
I slid and fell.
It's not like that anymore. You can't take it off because you're too thin.
It's not like that anymore.
Can you do it faster?
No one has cleared anything yet, but what will happen to this man?
"All-in-bomber" Jun Mutahiroba!
He's a gamer dedicated to the music industry who also appears in game events!
But...
He also has a well-trained physique thanks to his air performance!
A challenge between two men who have the same ability required for Mario to win!
It's started!
First, they head to their favorite game!
Komiya and Yamamoto are making mistakes, but will they be okay?
Now, the golden bomber Utahiroba has transferred to Mario!
First, quad steps!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
He cleared it for the first time!
Now, the second time's rolling kick!
Carefully!
It's going down!
Be careful!
Now!
He cleared it magnificently!
He cleared it for the first time!
Good, good!
Now, they head to their second race!
TIE FIGHTER!
Next up is TIE FIGHTER!
While working hard with both hands and feet, they cross the new area!
This is scary!
Now, which area will they choose?
Should we do it in the game?
Let's do it in the game.
Now, they're going to cross the real TIE FIGHTER and aim for a win in the game!
Now, it's TIE FIGHTER!
He's using a wall kick to make sure he doesn't fall!
That's good!
He's moving carefully!
It's dangerous, but he cleared it!
He cleared it!
He's good!
The bass is fake, but he's really good at playing games!
The next area is an orgol.
An orgol has a protrusion on its eye that rotates 1 meter in diameter.
You can use it like a bulldozer.
There are only two areas left where you can play games.
You have to clear all four areas in reality.
He chose another game!
He cleared three games in no time!
However, the orgol that was reproduced in the game was also captured in front of him!
He cleared all three games!
However, you have to clear all four of the remaining five areas in reality!
Will he be okay?
He's really good!
He's good!
The next area is a new area!
A double pendulum!
He grabs an iron bar with a trampoline and moves it to a new area.
He should have done it earlier!
What will he do now?
He chose reality for the first time!
Will he be able to cross over to the other side with the body he trained in air performance?
You can do it!
He jumps and flies!
He fell!
He jumps and flies!
He fell!
He should have done it earlier!
He's a bomber in front of Sasuke's clothes!
He grabs an iron bar and flies.
After this, Sato Kayo, who has competed in world tournaments in fighting games, challenged himself.
In Mario, he cleared first and second places.
He showed off his world-class skills.
Next up is Sato Kayo. He chose reality as his third area.
Did he choose this area because it's easier to clear in reality?
He's like a character in this game.
Is he going for it?
He did it! He fell!
Is it that hard?
He did it! He fell!
Do you have to do it like that?
Sato Kayo, he came all the way to the third area, but he fell here!
You're annoying.
Don't say it.
Oh, it didn't work.
The next challenger is...
He's here!
Razor Ramon HG!
He looks like a Canadian.
Are you saying you can't do it like this?
You want it now, don't you?
I do.
So...
Give it to me.
HG promised to give it to him.
He chose reality first.
Quad steps.
Watch out!
HG survived it with his brain power!
He jumped over it!
He's climbing up!
He has to be careful.
He's climbing up step by step!
He's going down!
Watch out!
He's stretching his legs.
He's going down carefully!
He's definitely moving forward!
He's going up!
He did it!
What's HG going to do now?
He's lost, but he's heading to the next area!
It's a game!
He still has time!
Really?
The new area, TIE Fighter, is a game challenge!
Since he has plenty of time for work,
HG is playing a lot of games!
Great control!
And!
He cleared them one by one!
HG cleared reality and games one by one!
What will he do in the third area?
He chose reality!
HG is challenging real Orgore!
Orgore is moving forward with his bouldering skills!
First, he touches the red flag!
And then, he puts his feet on it!
He's aiming for it!
And!
He did it!
How is it?
His feet! His feet!
The flag is in danger!
HG fell down!
The flag is in danger!
HG fell down!
I'm tired!
This is justice!
So far, six entertainers have challenged and the result is negative!
Sasuke Mario was also a challenge that women couldn't clear!
Now, this man has returned to Sasuke!
The first Sasuke to completely conquer Keganido Akiyama, Akiyama Gazuhiko!
That man of Sasuke All-Stars has returned!
17 years ago, for the first time in human history, Sasuke was completely conquered.
However, this man had a born handicap of extreme weakness.
With his physical strength and eye sight deterioration, he retired in 2012.
Thank you very much!
However, four years later, this man has returned!
Once again, he wants to completely conquer!
It's really close!
Do you have confidence?
Yes, I do!
Then, do your best!
Leaving behind his death wish, Kegani, for the first time in four years, Akiyama challenges Sasuke!
Will he be able to show it for the first time in a while?
Will he be able to conquer Keganido?
Akiyama chooses reality first!
Quad Steps!
Saddle!
Watch out!
Akiyama has fallen!
Suddenly?
Saddle! Watch out!
Akiyama has fallen!
Kegani's Akiyama has fallen for the first time!
I'm a little nervous.
Seriously?
It's too late.
I'm used to stepping up in the morning.
You're really motivated, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I can't step up too high.
What are you doing?
You're overdoing it.
So far, there are still no winners of the first stage.
Everything is entrusted to this man.
You're pretending to be a good guy.
I lost.
In the end...
Sasuke is the only one left.
Mr. Sasuke Yamada Katsumi.
This is bad! I'm the only one who succeeded!
From now on...
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Your sponsors will provide you with...
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In the end...
Sasuke is the only one left.
Mr. Sasuke Yamada Katsumi.
Even after retiring...
This man's soul...
Still continues to tickle.
In order to clear Sasuke Mario...
To his 50-year-old body...
He strikes again.
In addition...
In order to overcome his weakness...
He trains hard.
Mr. Sasuke is...
Ah, how nostalgic!
Sasuke Idiot.
Mario Idiot.
Will it be a perfect victory?
Which order do you want to play?
Real...game.
And...all goals...game.
And...trampolines...real.
And...tackle...game.
And...how many games have we played?
A perfect simulation.
Will we see Sasuke again?
Sasuke, go for it!
Don't hate me!
Please watch me!
I'm watching you!
Sasuke Mario All-Stars' support has boosted Katsumi Yamada's voltage!
Will she go for it?
Katsumi Yamada is on her guard!
That's why I told you! I had a bad feeling!
For now...
Sasuke Yamada's second game ended in just three seconds!
Sasuke Mario didn't win!
That's terrible!
Sasuke is difficult!
Sasuke was difficult!
I wanted you to say this!
What are you showing me?
You had fun in the first half, didn't you?
There are people like that in the second half!
But in the second half, the length of those two people's VTRs ...
That's right!
I think the one who ran the TBS slope was taken later!
I asked you to run a little!
I thought you ran it later!
How did you feel when you ran it?
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Please come in!
It's been a while since you've been here!
You always come out with me!
I'm really bad-tempered!
How did you feel in the past?
I'm Katsumata Kunikazu!
That's rude!
You've been doing your best for many years!
I'm Katsumata Hirokazu!
It's not Hirokazu!
It's Kunikazu!
It's not Hirokazu!
You're making a mistake here!
You can't say it here!
It's Kunikazu!
I don't remember it at all!
It's Kunikazu!
It's called Kunikazu!
It's like you're in charge of it!
Before we move on to a new theory...
I'd like to talk about Katsumata!
What is it?
First of all, please take a look at this!
Katsumata Kunikazu's Amazing Parts Best 3
It's amazing!
First of all, third place is this!
He cares about his family.
He's serious!
Yes, it's really amazing.
It's amazing what Katsumata-san is actually doing.
Katsumata-san wrote a "thank you" note.
A "thank you" note?
Yes, something like that.
He wrote about what his wife did for him and where he went with her.
What?
Is it true?
It's true!
What is it?
He wrote about what his wife did for him and where he went with her.
What kind of details?
For example?
For example, "thank you for cooking for me"
or "thank you for ironing my handkerchief for me"
No, it's something he does every day.
He doesn't have time for it.
But you have to say "thank you" to each other.
If you fight, if you look at the note, you can make up quickly.
What?
Isn't "thank you" daily?
No, it's not.
It's amazing.
Do you know about it?
No, I don't know about it.
What do you know about it?
I don't know about it.
Even someone like him can't be in the top three entertainers.
Top three entertainers?
He can't be in the top three entertainers?
Don't you know?
I don't know about it.
Top three entertainers.
Ochiay Hiromitsu, Petazini.
Petazini!
I don't know about it.
It's nostalgic.
Petazini!
It's Petazini.
It's a lie.
He's always alone with his wife's hobbies.
That's a funny story.
Petazini got a divorce.
So, please excuse me.
Do you have a minute?
And on his wife's birthday, he writes a bouquet and a number of good things about his wife in his letter.
That's a lot of letters.
That's right.
He wrote them when he turned 40.
He wrote 40 good things about his wife in his letter.
40 is quite a number of letters.
I can't stand it.
He always writes a bouquet and a number of letters in a way that doesn't cost money.
It always makes me happy.
That's fantastic.
It's amazing.
He usually buys expensive things for his wife.
But he never buys a bouquet or a number of letters for his wife.
He never buys a bouquet or a number of letters for his wife.
We will have you line up 5 photos from old people of your age.
Before that, we will have you line up photos of people in their 20s.
This is Matsumoto-san's photo.
He is 30 years old.
He became bald at 35.
He gained a little weight.
He became macho and blonde.
It's quite complicated, isn't it?
It's completely different.
Well, well, well...
We will have you line up these photos.
No way!
This is amazing!
This has been hanging around for 20 years.
Speaking of "C", only "D" has changed a little.
This is obvious.
And...
"D"? "B"?
"A" and "C" only changed their angles.
I have a theory which is similar to Katsumata Kunikazu's theory of having no fans.
I'm sure you'll agree with me.
Really?
This is the theory I have for you!
Megumi and Shaggy have no fans!
No way!
And they don't have no fans!
No fans!
No fans is difficult!
No fans!
I thought someone like Katsumata Kunikazu had no fans.
I thought Megumi had no fans!
I thought so too!
What did you think?
Megumi!
What did you think I had no fans?
You have no fans!
Why do you think I have no fans?
You always say that!
I always say that!
I say it every day!
But I don't have any fans!
No way!
Then why do you say you have no fans?
I looked it up!
If you don't look it up and say random things, you'll get in trouble!
I looked it up!
I looked it up on Megumi's fan site!
Unfortunately, only one person found out!
Not zero?
It's not zero!
She's the only fan in Japan!
She's a guest!
She asked me to come to the studio!
But I didn't have a schedule!
Even though you're a fan?
She's busy!
She asked me to come to the studio!
But I didn't have a schedule!
You didn't have a schedule?
Even photos?
Why?
Because it's embarrassing!
Because it's your feeling!
You're not the one who said it!
Don't say it!
What?
It's a good news!
You said it's embarrassing!
I'm not embarrassed at all!
Why is it embarrassing?
You just said it's embarrassing!
That's right!
You don't know why, do you?
Yes, but I answered the questionnaire.
First of all, why did I become a fan of Megumi- san?
When I was watching Megumi-san's program,
I realized as soon as possible about the troubles of children in the studio and responded to them.
I liked that kindness and kindness.
I see.
This is amazing. In the sense of a TV show, kindness of people appears.
TV show?
However, I don't think it's funny or anything like that.
What are you talking about?
That's human trafficking!
I became a fan of Megumi-san because of that.
When I asked Megumi-san "Where do you like about Megumi-san?",
she answered "eleven places".
Eleven places?
She wrote the answer.
Eleven places.
For example, Megumi-san has a high physical ability.
She got an air health insurance.
Congratulations!
For example, Megumi-san likes animals because she likes children.
Megumi-san doesn't like to do any hidden work.
Megumi-san has a fast brain.
Megumi-san has a great memory.
Megumi-san wrote a lot of good things, but I don't think it's funny or anything like that.
That's right!
You're the one who said it's funny or anything like that!
It's not funny or anything like that!
You don't need it, do you?
It's not funny or anything like that!
I think it's the most funny.
Funny and funny are two different things. I'm not a fan of it at all.
It's funny, but it's not a fan.
It doesn't work out.
He's a big fan of it, but it's not funny.
I think it's funny, too, but it's not a fan.
It doesn't work out.
But it's funny and funny are two different things.
He's been a fan of it for five years, but he hasn't updated it for more than five years.
I'm sorry!
Then it's not a fan!
He hasn't seen it on Friday or Saturday at all.
Then it's not funny!
But he's busy with work, so when he answers a questionnaire or something like that, he really writes a lot of things.
He's definitely a fan of it. Don't worry.
Is that so?
There may be fans in the studio today.
That's right.
I don't have the energy to confirm that.
It's okay.
No one's here today.
You're not here!
I don't know you!
I think it's okay if you say that even if you're alone.
I'm grateful for that.
There's no one like that.
But everyone loves you.
Who's worried about you?
No one.
It doesn't work out.
So...
What?
So...
Megumi is first place.
Kazuma is zero.
That's it.
That's impossible!
You don't have a license or anything like that, do you?
You don't have a street interview or anything like that, do you?
I don't! I don't! I don't!
I don't have a V-shape like that.
I don't have a book like that.
You really don't have one, do you?
You're really confusing me!
You've been saying bad things about people since you came out!
Let's move on!
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
He's here!
This show is a little embarrassing, but it's the last one, right?
It's the last one, right?
That's right!
Since it's a two-hour special, this time we have a theory about Downtown!
Oh, I want to know!
Here it is!
The one who's really kind to his fans isn't Hamada, but Matsumoto!
Here it is!
Everyone misunderstands me!
No, that's not it! Everyone misunderstands you!
I don't think you think like that!
Matsumoto-san, you're a little...
Well, I can't say you're hated, but...
People in this world...
That's right! I think I'm kinder!
No, no!
On Hamada-san's TV...
There are a little mischievous parts and cute parts...
You know, you get along well with people from big companies...
When I see you like that...
Yes!
I think Hamada-san is the kindest in the world!
His friendliness...
That's right! His friendliness is amazing!
Matsumoto-san, you're a little embarrassed!
That's not it!
No, no, no!
When I say "kind teacher", you're the one who's kind!
He's kind!
He doesn't fight with anyone!
No, no!
He doesn't fight with anyone!
After this...
With the number of photos they took with their fans...
Will they judge their kindness?!
The ones who are really kind to their fans are not Hamada, but Matsumoto and Setsu.
In this show, we'll ask viewers for photos they took with Downtown.
The number of photos sent will determine which ones are kind to their fans.
First up is a photo from Maruyama-san, who lives in Osaka.
How long ago did you take that photo?
About 30 years ago.
I think it was around 4 o'clock in Osaka.
Where was it?
It's not where it is now, but it was in the month of Umeda.
I was waiting for him and he took my photo.
How did you feel when you took the photo?
He didn't hate me at all.
When I talked to him, he was like, "Sure, go ahead."
Even when I wasn't talking to him, he still took my sunglasses.
I thought he was a great person.
Who is he to you?
He's my husband.
Here is the photo.
Matsumoto, who is in his early 20s, doesn't look bad even with sunglasses in one hand and arms crossed.
In addition...
A photo of Hamada and Matsumoto coming out of the dressing room separately.
I was so excited that I crossed my arms.
I was so excited.
You were cute.
I thought he would cherish me.
Each of them got a nice photo of the episode.
Next is Ms. Fujino, who is in her early 40s.
I came here 27 years ago.
You look old.
How old are you?
I was asked if I could take a photo of a party at a certain program.
Is it related to you?
Ms. Fujino appeared in "Downtown" as Ms. Asano Atsuko.
I have only good impressions of you.
Are you also a bad person?
No, I'm Ms. Matsumoto.
The show ended in just three months.
Everyone came out of the dressing room and took a photo with Matsumoto in a double suit.
Mr. Hamada didn't come, did he?
I don't think he came.
He didn't come.
He didn't show his face at the end of "Downtown".
We took a peek at Mr. Hamada's dry side.
Is it a bad thing?
It's a bad narration.
Next is Mr. Akiyama, who lives in Tokyo and is 47 years old.
When did you get your photo taken?
It was about 18 years ago.
It was a program where a talent visited an amateur otaku for a TV program and came to my house for a shoot.
How did you feel when you first met me?
I got off the shoot bus and went straight in without looking at my family.
I was scared at first sight.
Here's a picture of that time.
By the way, Mr. Akiyama's otaku was Mr. Hamada.
He was not afraid of the first impression and got along well with the program members and his family.
How did you feel about Mr. Hamada at that time?
I didn't hate him at all.
I put this in the corner of the classroom.
Do you decorate it?
I do decorate it, but I rarely put it in a room where no one comes.
What do you mean?
Mr. Hamada's left hand has a strange shape.
It's a beautiful picture of my family, so I decorate it.
Why?
I don't have a heart.
He was scared, kind, and kind.
It was a picture of everything about Mr. Hamada.
Why do you do that?
Next is a picture of Mr. Ishimoto, who is 67 years old.
When was this picture taken?
It was taken in 1987.
There was a tour with Downtown and Kanpei in the Corona Marathon, and it was taken when I invited them.
It is a Corona Marathon tour where Hasama Kanpei and Downtown participated with fans of 100 people in conjunction with a TV program 29 years ago.
Mr. Hamada and I were next door and ran together all the time.
When I started running, Mr. Hamada was very fast and I knew most of the pace, so I asked him to slow down a little and he said it was okay.
After that, I ran about 5 km and ran ahead of him. I think I walked a little and retired.
Mr. Matsumoto, how did you feel?
Mr. Matsumoto and I were running together from the beginning with fans of 100 people in conjunction with a TV program 29 years ago.
Did you just run? It's not a run, it's a jog.
How long did you run? It was about 8 hours and 19 minutes.
It was a youthful marathon in which the differences between the two characters were clearly shown.
Well, that's true. The characters have appeared.
And at the time, VHS, which was distributed only to participants of this tour, recorded precious images of youthful Downtown.
Here it is.
What song are you singing? You're a little drunk.
You're drinking, aren't you? You're drunk, aren't you?
This is embarrassing.
But you're a little drunk.
In addition, this tape is a youthful image of the two of them, who excite fans in the moving bus.
I'm a little drunk.
You're a little drunk.
How did you feel when you ran in the downtown area every morning?
You're a little drunk.
Along with the precious images they didn't expect, they each got one photo.
Even after that, on the show...
I became more of a fan of Hama-chan because I felt that Hama-chan is a good person.
15 years ago, at the store in front of the location, Hama-chan took a photo.
Is this 15 years ago?
18 years ago, Matsumoto, who touched a fan's shoulder, took an impressive picture of downtown Osaka.
And when Matsumoto was one hour late for the recording of "Downtown,"
Hama-chan took a picture with a kid who had been waiting for a long time.
And gradually, Hama-chan took the lead.
From Mr. Kigure of the Kigure Circus, who has received many variety recordings in the past...
When I talked to him, he said, "Yeah, sure, sure."
I took a lot of pictures with my staff.
Along with the "good person" episode, Hama-chan's smile was captured on camera.
Info.
When I asked Matsumoto if I could take a picture with him,
he said, "Eh, you want me to take it?"
He asked me to take pictures of him attacking me several times,
and then he let me take a picture with him.
Matsumoto, who hates being tough, asked him many times and forced himself to take a picture with him.
Matsumoto, who has lost all emotions because of the request,
has become like a doll without a soul.
He's become like an old doll!
While Hama-chan is still leading in terms of episodes,
here's a surprising fact!
In the 34th year of his gaming career, Downtown continues to be at the top of the comedy world, but...
According to this project, which has been announced for four weeks in a row,
there are eight people who have been sent photos like this.
So, we know that Hamada is nicer than Matsumoto, but Downtown itself is not kind to its fans in the first place.
Eight?!
Your kindness level is too low!
It's so old-fashioned!
That's right.
There's nothing recent about it.
No, no, I'm taking more photos.
No, you're taking photos.
My fans are pretty much all dead.
What are you talking about?
You're in an old-fashioned generation.
How old are you?
My fans are dead from now on.
They're not dead.
It's not that kind of generation.
Let's continue.
What do you think, you two?
Matsumoto, Megumi and Downtown, together...
Together...
"Fank you, ni"?
"Fanga, kyuu, ni"?
"Fank you, ni"?
"Fanga, kyuu, ni"?
"Fank you, ni"?
What kind of gag is that? "Fank you, ni"
No, no, no.
To begin with, I don't like this at all.
Why? But it's the truth.
So you're saying Hamada is nicer?
Even though his level is low?
When I say "nicer", you say "nicer" completely!
Why don't you go out with him?
With that said...
It wasn't Hamada but Matsumoto who was really nice to his fans.
Thank you very much!
He's really scary.
I don't like this ending for a two-hour special!
It's because you two don't like it, right?
Let's have him appear now!
[Applause and cheers]
Up until now, this program has been brought to you by P&G and other sponsors.
It's not over yet, is it?
Everyone, did you have fun watching the two-hour special?
Yes!
There's still a little bit of time left, but...
It was a really worthwhile two hours.
It's an honor for me to be able to participate in such a two-hour program.
Thank you very much!
You participated in it?
You participated in it?!
Yes, I participated in it for a long time.
That's really scary.
What is it?
You participated in it for a long time?!
You participated in it, didn't you?
You participated in it, didn't you?!
It's okay, right?
It's okay, right?!
It was fun, wasn't it?!
What does that mean?!
So, the theory I've brought with me today is this!
Even if you're a gravure idol, if you comment on what a comedian says, it's an interesting theory!
What?!
I'm really sorry about all of this!
What does that mean?!
I'm sorry!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Everything you said...
Actually, I've always been in the booth above this studio.
And I've been giving all of Suzuki-san's comments today!
Yes, in fact, during this two-hour special recording,
Daikichi has been giving instructions to Suzuki Fumina, a gravure idol, from the booth in the studio sub.
Suzuki Fumina, a gravure idol, has been giving instructions to Suzuki Fumina, a gravure idol, from the booth in the studio subscribe channel.
Wait a minute.
But she said it together.
I know you're desperate, but could you say it with more air?
I'm sorry.
I'm scared.
Is it okay?
I'll be quiet for a while.
I said it and you didn't say anything.
I asked you later where the office was and what you were going to do.
Suzuki-san didn't say anything.
I said nothing.
At the end,
Downtown-san and Kazumatsu-san said "fancunin".
It was hard for me to understand.
Is it fancunin?
That's what I thought.
Fancunin. Fancunin.
What is he saying?
Fancunin.
Is it fancunin?
That was terrible.
What are you talking about?
I thought it was terrible at last.
I was surprised.
It was so funny.
I'll leave the result to the editors.
That's all for today.