AISubs v3.4
It's Ibis, isn't it?
If it wasn't for Ibis, it's a waste, or I'm sorry for your kindness.
A premium brand that has lasted for a hundred years.
Ibis
Have a nice year.
Thank you, Ibis.
This plan!
Everyone!
Do the white cat project!
Funyashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
A warrior who freshens up with one fingertip!
White Cat Project!
Good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
Wednesday's "Downtown" special is back!
Special!
Let's get started!
Our first presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Oh, it's you!
Yamada-kun, 53 years old!
Rumeson!
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
Yes?
Thank you!
This is it for "Rainbow Guy Special"!
No, no, no!
No, it's fine!
It's always like this!
You don't know anything!
Rumeson!
Please look forward to it!
Rumeson!
You're good at making jokes!
I'm going to tell you a theory that I'm really confident about!
Really?
I'm begging you!
It's true!
No, it depends on how you say it!
I'm going to win!
You can do it!
Let's change the fire!
Please change the fire!
I'm begging you!
This is the theory I'm going to tell you!
Yes!
The theory I'm going to tell you is...
This one!
The celebrity you like is...
Yamada Rui, 53 years old!
Did you say that yourself?
It's embarrassing for me to say it myself...
But he's really popular with girls!
If you look at his followers on Twitter...
More than half of them are girls!
If you look at his events and sales...
There are a lot of girls in front of him!
To see you?
Yes!
This is something I heard...
Some of his followers call him...
"Inland Teddy Bear"!
What are you saying?
Who are you calling "inland teddy bear"?
You're special, you idiot!
This is something I heard!
I heard it, but...
This is something I heard...
He's really popular with girls!
He's popular with girls!
His naked photos...
They're really popular with girls!
These photos!
This is...
This is really popular!
Really popular!
Why did you take this photo?
What kind of photo is this?
Hot spring!
I see!
This is...
Hot spring!
This is...
Yes, it's like a local TV show's hot spring show,
and there was a scene where I was in New York,
but I only took this part and...
Excuse me, but you say "one",
but for example...
like "spring love"
Yes.
Are you that kind of person?
one
No, no, no.
Of course, um...
"one" who likes me
isn't a womanizer or anything like that,
but...
it's a man.
Ah, I see...
A real...
A real "man"!
That kind of person...
Is me...
Who likes men...
What did they call you?
"Inland teddy bears".
Stop it!
You're going to get in trouble!
This is almost a kinky story!
The number of celebrities Onee-chan likes is Yamada Rui's 53 best stories.
This time, Onee-chan visited Shinjuku for the second time and asked 200 people who their favorite male celebrities are.
First of all, the number one male celebrity Onee- chan likes.
He has a big body and big arms. I like him.
I think his beard is cute.
What?
It looks like a bamboo bush.
The number one male celebrity Onee-chan likes is Sasaki Kensuke.
Sasaki Kensuke?
Number ten, Sasaki Kensuke.
When he's pro-wrestling, he always appears on TV.
He's often blamed by the public.
I think his smile is cute.
His well-trained body and his smile that he shows in variety shows tickle Onee-chan's heart.
He is ranked number ten.
The number nine male celebrity Onee-chan likes is...
I think he's manly.
He looks like a man.
He has a nice beard and a nice body.
He does have a nice beard and a nice body.
He's a public figure.
He's tanned and he looks good in marine sports.
He's Sakaguchi Kenji.
Sakaguchi Kenji?
I love him.
I became a fan because of him.
Number nine, Sakaguchi Kenji.
I hope we can go to the beach and go surfing together.
He has a sweet mask and a muscular body.
He has a lot of things that Onee-chan likes.
He is ranked number nine.
He is ranked number eight.
I like his face and his atmosphere.
I like Sato Takeru.
Sato Takeru?
Yes, I like Sato Takeru.
Number eight, Sato Takeru.
I watch "Kamen Rider" and I like his style.
I like bangs.
He has bangs.
Bangs are not short hair.
He has bangs.
He has long hair.
Many gay people like short hair.
Many people like bangs.
Many people think he is late and cute.
He is a young actor who is very active in dramas.
He is ranked number eight.
He is a male entertainer who Onee-chan likes.
He is ranked number seven.
I don't want to be judged.
I like Audrey Wakabayashi.
Audrey Wakabayashi?
Yes, I like her.
He is ranked number seven, Audrey Wakabayashi.
She is fun to talk to and I think it would be fun to be with her.
I like her body.
She is fun to talk to and I think it would be fun to be with her.
She is ranked number seven.
She is ranked number six.
Her body?
She looks like a sports player.
She doesn't look like a sports player.
I don't know her personality, but she looks like one.
She looks like a sports player.
She is fun to talk to and I think it would be fun to be with her.
I don't want to be judged.
I like Koji Murofushi.
She is ranked number six, Koji Murofushi.
She is ranked number five.
She is finally in the top five.
She is ranked number five.
She is cute and looks like a mascot.
She wants to be bullied.
She has thick hair.
She has a mustache.
She likes mustaches and wants to be bullied.
She is ranked number 53, Yamada Rui.
She is ranked number five, Yamada Rui.
According to this survey, Yamada Rui, a celebrity she likes, was not ranked number one.
She wants to drink tea at a bar.
She drinks tea and...
She hits people.
She has a big body and a cute face.
She has a manly mustache and she has a big heart.
She is ranked number five and she is ranked number one.
As you can see, she is ranked number five.
You are ranked number five!
You are ranked number four!
I don't think so!
You are ranked number five, but you are amazing!
You are amazing!
There is no other way to beat Kenji Sakaguchi.
Besides Kensuke Shozaki and Wakabayashi, you can't even lend me a picture.
You can't even lend me a picture.
Do you like this kind of thing?
Do you like muscular men or mustache men?
I like men more than men.
And you look kind.
You look kind, don't you?
In that sense, Wakabayashi and Takeru are completely different types.
The result is half and half.
I'm really sorry about that!
After this, an unexpected member came to the top of the ranking.
I'm sleepy, potato bastard!
Looking for a husky voice that surpasses Tenryu Genichiro!
Hamada survival theory!
There is no rich person who really uses Zamasu!
I'm tired of it!
January 7th at 10 pm!
There is no data capacity!
I was too excited this month!
Honey, it's me! I'll give it to you!
Dad!
It's a revival!
Family is wonderful!
This is a data gift!
Data that can be sent to family
Data gift begins!
What is it, gyaru?
Is it different?
It is different!
There are various sizes and shapes of garbage.
If it is Dyson Fluffy,
A roller covered with soft nylon felt and carbon fiber
It removes both large and small garbage at the same time.
I hope you don't meet Anna and Elsa.
Special event
Anna and Elsa's Frozen Fantasy
From January 13th
Tokyo Disneyland
Who will be at the top?
Cainling Ramblin
Presented by Kishiwada
The more painful the battle, the stronger the chance is given.
FF's memories are resurrected with a smartphone.
Now, Tida will join you.
Final Fantasy Record Keeper
I made an adult commercial.
Every day is fun, fun, fun, every day is fun.
But, more fun!
Every day is fun, fun.
In Station!
More?
Fun!
In Station!
Yes, everyone, musicals and movies sing in any case.
They sing about happiness and unhappiness.
They think about interesting things.
Then, movies are sold, sold, sold.
Now, free of charge.
New Year is still EVIS, isn't it?
It's a waste if it's not EVIS.
I'm sorry for your kindness.
A premium brand that has been around for a hundred years, EVIS.
Have a happy new year.
Please use EVIS.
I was overwhelmed by the world view.
Japanese music was crazy.
The quality is high, isn't it?
Granblue is the best!
Smartphone RPG on a board.
Granblue Fantasy.
The best!
The ranking of male entertainers listed by Oney200.
It's time for the top announcement.
But before that...
"Bangai-hen".
He's not an entertainer, but he's been mentioned a lot.
He's cool, and he's handsome, and he's erotic.
If it's him, I'm ready to do anything!
"City Hunter"'s Saeba Ryo.
Although he's an anime character, Saeba Ryo is very popular in "Nichome".
"Moccoli"! "Moccoli"!
I didn't know that "Moccoli" was looked at like that.
"Moccoli" is "Doshinryo".
I'm really worried about you.
I can't stop loving "Saeba Ryo".
If it's me, I'm sorry, but if I find a girl named "Ryo" in "Nichome",
I'll really like her.
Not because of her face type, but just because of her name "Ryo".
Going back to the ranking, the 4th place is...
The 4th place is...
That white skin, that muscular quality, and that refreshing face...
I can't stand it.
He has that muscular quality.
And his baby face.
I like the way he raises his arms.
Taisou's Kohei Uchimura.
Taisou's Kohei Uchimura?
Taisou's Kohei Uchimura.
London Olympics Taisou gold medalist Kohei Uchimura.
I want to smell the snow.
I want it all to be snow.
I want to observe what kind of snow it is.
That white skin, that muscular quality, and that refreshing face...
I can't stand it.
Isn't this show stupid?
And the ranking is...
Ken Koba-san is coming.
He is shy and he doesn't have a Yankee-like black sense.
When he hugs me and hugs me tight, I feel happy.
And his sexy voice.
His voice is good and I want him to teach me a lot of things.
Ken Koba-san.
Ken Koba.
I like Kendo Kobayashi-san very much.
3rd place, Kendo Kobayashi.
He is cute.
He has a beard.
He has a round face.
He is cute.
He is cute in a manly way.
He has a muscular body and moderate fat.
He is loved by people who like a manly woman.
He is a manly entertainer who women like.
2nd place is...
He has a cute smile.
He is cute.
When he does "nyan-nyan", he does "nyan-nyan".
He is cute.
He is cool like a man.
He is cool like an entertainer.
He is cute.
He is cute wherever he goes.
He is cute.
His abs are broken.
His way of talking is cute.
His voice is good.
His name is "Tetcher" in "Terrace House".
His name is "Tetcher".
I love him.
2nd place is...
He is like a strawberry.
He is cute but manly at the same time.
He is simple but manly.
He is cool.
His way of talking is cool.
His clothes are ugly.
I like it.
"Terrace House" became popular among women.
He became 1st place.
There are many things that are only used in variety shows.
It's hell phase!
January 7th at 10pm.
Musical Movie
Yes, everyone. Musical movies are singing anyway.
They sing about happiness and misfortune.
They think of interesting things.
Then, movies are old.
Old!
Watch it for free now!
Let's have a blast with the first round of moon light strike game!
You can get a Disney character strap with a strike!
And a commemorative photo, too!
755! We love you!
Takamina, what are you doing now?
Now? In the middle of a live show!
It's getting exciting!
Here's an exhibition!
An era where you can even talk to an AKB!
Synthetide Talk App!
755!
Here's a cool commercial.
Every day is fun, fun, fun!
Every day is fun, but...
Have more fun!
Every day is fun, fun, fun!
D Station!
Chief?
Have more fun!
D Station!
This plan!
Finder!
White Cat Project!
Let's do it!
White Cat Project, let's do it!
Fnyanshi!
A single fingertip can make you feel refreshed!
White Cat Project!
Didn't I tell you to explain?!
It's a painful headache, but it works quickly!
It's not just that...
He's even thinking about his own health!
That's the premium prescription, Buffalin Premium!
I agree!
With Candy Crush, Ken-chan can't capture chocolate easily.
What did he think of and do?
The answer is a flyer with a gun barrel.
There's no such flyer!
Candy Crush!
Please enjoy Candy Crush at the end of the year!
Don't you remember my name?
Yes...
A man who has lost his memory meets a miracle!
Hello...
The Great Reveal! Tonight at half past six!
The four mysteries written down by genius novelists!
She can't betray me!
This mystery is amazing!
Finally, tonight at nine o'clock!
Look forward to it!
Japan Record Award!
A gorgeous artist who marks 2014!
A dream co-star!
Who will win?!
Please look forward to it!
200 people have chosen their favourite male celebrities.
The first place goes to...
Well, I like a boy with a bald head.
And a simple face.
I looked him up and found out that he has chest hair.
And a country-style simple face.
Well, he has wide eyes, eyelids and a bald head.
And he has a beautiful heart.
He's not erotic, but I feel like he has a lot of unique male hormones.
He doesn't say much.
I think he's really cute.
He seems like he'll eat anything.
Saying "Give it to me!"
You might be able to see him a little more behind you.
Mashiko Takuro-chan.
Yuji Koji's Mashiko-san.
Yuji Koji's Mashiko.
Mashiko...Mashiko Takuro-chan?
The first place goes to...
Yuji Koji's Mashiko Takuro.
He doesn't say much about himself.
I want to make fun of him.
Well, before he flies...
He has a trademark bald head and a simple face.
And he's like a country boy.
He was supported by a wide range of older women.
He was number one.
Now, what will happen if you combine Mashiko himself with Maron-san, who loves Yuji Koji's Mashiko more than anyone else?
Along with the announcer, he asked for a re- interview, and Mashiko himself, appearing from behind in a masked style, prepared a happy surprise for Maron-san.
Is there a celebrity you like?
Um... Yuji Koji's Mashiko Takuma and Daibu...
Daibu!
Daibu Yamai.
By the way, what do you like about him?
Um, first of all, I like his bald head.
First of all, he's bald, right?
Um, he looks like he's from the countryside, simple-minded.
If I say it in a bad way, he does look like he's from the countryside.
Is there anything you don't like about him?
Not at all.
Ah, something I don't like about him...
Is that he's married.
Ah...
It's a little low from there.
Um, do you have any memories about Mashiko-san?
Eh, memories...
Um...
That's also an unpleasant story, but...
Um...
I went to see Tochigi's Otawara High School that he graduated from.
Oh, that's scary.
Also...
His graduation album...
I tried to get a hold of it.
I didn't get much, but...
You didn't get much?
Yes.
If Mashiko-san were to kiss you, where would you like her to kiss you?
Ah, I really like her, so...
Um...
I don't want to think about her mouth or anything unpleasant.
Oh...
Her mouth and all...
Um...
Ah, her ears and all...
Ears and all...
What's with that?
And lastly...
Could you say a few words to Mashiko-san for the camera?
Ah, Mashiko-san...
You're watching, right?
I'm sure you're watching.
You're watching, right?
Yes, I'm sure you're watching.
Yes, please watch.
I'll definitely find you and show you.
Well, have you had any feelings for her?
Ah...
I love her so much that I feel like...
Um...
It might take a whole night for it to get out of my head...
Stop being stupid!
Hey! You can't lie!
You can't lie!
You've scared me...
You can't lie!
Listen, it's been over 10 years!
You can't lie!
Listen, it's been over 10 years!
Hey! You can't lie!
You can't lie!
Even though it's a weak point, I can't see it.
I was surprised.
I can't see his face.
I'm crying.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Kumamoto, how do you feel now?
It's complicated.
Well, yes.
It's strange.
I asked you earlier.
Where did you kiss?
I can't do it.
I can't do it with your ears.
Let's do it one more time.
I was pushed.
A dream is coming true.
What is it?
I was surprised.
What is it?
As you can see, 200 people voted for their favorite celebrity.
I was surprised.
I was surprised, too.
It's amazing.
It's frustrating.
It's a strange feeling.
When you came out of the bus and said "hiya!"
If it was true, I would have done it.
It's frustrating.
I'm glad you're happy.
I wish Mashiko had come out of the bus.
That's right.
I'm sorry about that.
I don't know what to say.
If Mashiko had come out of the bus and said "hiya!", it would have been great.
I can't say anything about it.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
Mashiko was the number one celebrity she liked.
Mashiko's pure love is surprisingly cute.
Here is today's presenter.
Please come in!
So Katsumata-kunikazu is here.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Last time we talked about Katsumata-kunikazu about two times.
This is the third time.
What did you do for the second time?
"Katsumata-kunikazu fan zero-person theory".
I saw it! It was funny!
It was funny!
"Fan zero-person theory".
There is no one here!
Another one is "Katsumata-kunikazu general person who writes his name in kanji zero-person theory".
Zero-person?
"Katsumata-kunikazu general person who writes his name in kanji zero-person theory".
That's rude!
There is no reason for it!
But there is no one who doesn't hate it!
There is no one who doesn't like it!
Last time we did it, but Katsumata-san doesn't approve of it!
There is one fan who does like it!
But there is someone who writes his name in kanji!
Yes, there is!
I feel like I lost.
This time, I won't look back at the past.
Please change your mind.
I will change my mind.
This time, Katsumata-san, I will talk about you!
You didn't change your mind!
You are the same!
You are persistent!
I am frustrated!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
You want me to do it?
First of all, I want you to know how great you are as an entertainer!
I want you to know how amazing you are!
First of all, please look at this!
Variety creators asked hundreds of people about you, and many of you said that you are amazing!
Fifth place is this!
You look young!
You haven't changed at all since you were young!
How old are you now?
I'm 49 years old!
You look like you're in your fifties!
We only know that you're young.
We're not blind!
What is like this show?
We're always erotic!
Alright, and in fourth place is...
You look clean!
This is important.
Variety creators think cleanliness is important.
You don't have any wrinkles in your face, right?
Yes, but it's coming from Kin-chan and Taisho.
That's right.
Yes.
I think you're really a virgin.
No!
Because I have two children.
Maybe you just bet on it.
I didn't bet on it!
It's done.
Let's move on.
Third place is...
Don't let go of my hand.
How many years has it been this year?
It's been 25 years.
Wow, it's the same as the electric group.
Electric group...
25 years...
Electric group...
Kin-chan is sleepy.
As a producer, I'm happy about it.
Amazing hand!
Usually, he lets go of his hand a lot.
What are you talking about?
Are you kidding me?
Mr. Thomas, you let go of half of your hand at work.
This guy is terrible!
Also, Mr. Katsumata and Ms. Kaneshi...
I've seen you since you were young, but you've never let go of your hand, have you?
I know that.
You work harder than anyone else.
I see.
The entertainment industry's top three rankings for not letting go of their hands...
Matsuoka, Shuzo, Animal, Hamaguchi, and Kadomaru.
Those three...
What's with you?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
You two are unique.
It's amazing that they let go of their hands.
It's amazing, but...
Those three are amazing.
And second place is...
It's a must for a variety show...
The reaction is huge.
And here's number one.
Do something about it.
There's a story like that.
It's cool!
"Do something about it" is amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
It's not like all of the directors are excellent.
Right?
Directors like those who came to the variety show yesterday and today...
Right?
They come up with ideas that can't be helped.
Sometimes...
Sometimes it happens.
Sometimes...
At times like that...
If you leave it alone...
Huh?
It can become a show.
That's why you're called "planning strategist" every time.
When you're here...
I wonder if it's a pilot version.
Let's do it first!
And...
The strongest...
You know who's the strongest now, right?
You know he's a superstar entertainer, right?
I know.
The strongest entertainer, Katsumatsu...
The theory about him is...
Katsumata Universi...
Don't make fun of me!
What is this?!
I can only do stars and notes.
Husky's summit battle.
Blood Fish Composite.
Are you really not coming?
Is there a Husky who can go beyond heaven and earth?
You're lying.
You're definitely lying!
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Everyone who returns at noon and night, now you can get up to 30% off on Greek coins!
We'll be back!
Doriland, and the game that has finally become a game, Terragomas Gigabattle, will also be back!
Glee, welcome back!
Right now, you can shop at Mitsubishi branch's MyQuiz!
What about you?
Premium Outlet, Mitsubishi branch's...
If you shop at a fun place...
You'll want that and this!
Which one is better?
The right one!
Let's go together next time!
Let's go!
Let's go see Mitsubishi branch!
Everyone, I'm a CG!
Recent CG is amazing!
It's amazing!
This bear's action...
You can see it!
Well then, the movie is...
Blue, blue, blue!
Right now, you can watch it for free!
It's an elegant scene!
Everyday is fun, fun, fun!
Everyday is fun!
But...
Have more fun!
Everyday is fun, fun, fun!
In Station!
Only sheep and cows?
Have more fun!
In Station!
Eh?
Squst's commercial is annoying...
I agree...
I like it too, but I don't do things like this...
New Sense Smartphone RPG
School Girl Strikers
If you search for 'squst'...
Change clothes, battle, story...
Change clothes, battle, present...
New Sense Smartphone RPG
School Girl Strikers
Search for 'squst'...
Will you confess?
I love it!
World's No. 1 Bourbon
Jinbeen
There is no data capacity!
This month's internet is too much!
Honey! I'll give it to you!
Dad!
100 days later!
Family is wonderful!
This is a data gift!
Data to send to family
Data gift begins!
What is it, gyaro?
Isn't it?
It is different!
"All That Manzai" 2014!
All Night Entertainment Festival born with the first electricity!
What kind of star will be born this year?
12/29 at 1:05 am!
Variety staff brings tremendous trust!
Super entertainer!
Kunikazu Katsumata!
The theory about Katsumata is...
This time's theory is...
This!
Even if Katsumata Kunikazu's electricity is placed in the train's net,
the person who brings it back is Katsumata Kunikazu!
Are you kidding me?!
What is this?!
That is...
Melody!
Melody again?!
This will definitely come up!
Melody!
Do you want this book?
It's an old book!
Don't talk nonsense and decide who is the most stupid!
I see!
What can we do about it?!
It sold out!
No way!
How many years ago was it?
13 years ago!
It was released in 2001 and I looked it up and it was already sold out and unknown!
Yes! It ran away!
I thought it sold out and increased but it ran away!
It didn't make it into the gallery!
Did you release other people's books?
Yes, I did.
By the way, I also released this book.
Unknown Hidden Skills 100 Times
It's an unofficial book.
It's a company that doesn't ask you for permission.
I also released "Nasubi's Test Life".
I didn't ask Nasubi for permission.
It's unofficial.
I also released "Morning Musume Ni Naritai".
It's unofficial and I don't like it.
But of course it's unofficial.
I also released books like "Kimura Takuya-san", "Southern All-Stars" and "BOY".
That's terrible!
But I released "Katamatsu-san".
I don't know!
Where did you get that book?!
I don't know!
You asked me for permission!
I thought it was only "Katsumatsu-san".
Then I looked up another person.
And that person is "Matsudaki Shigeru-san".
That's right.
You hurt everyone who changes.
Matsudaki-san doesn't have to say it.
You all read "Sports Newspaper", "Weekly News" and "Manga", right?
You must have read it, right?
I don't read it.
But no one will read it.
I won't take it home.
No one will take it home.
I won't read it no matter how bored I am.
You said it clearly.
Even if I break my body and have to go to the hospital now, I won't leave it here.
I'm not interested in it.
I verified it in a program like this.
If no one takes it home from Kyushu to Hokkaido on a local ship's net, this theory is correct.
From Kyushu to Hokkaido?
No one will take it home, right?
No one will take it home if it's just Yamanoze.
It's quite a distance, isn't it?
I'm absolutely confident.
Even if it's placed on a local ship's net, no one will take it home.
This time, from Kyushu to Hokkaido,
on a local ship's net,
we'll travel on a Katsumata train.
Without further ado, let's start the verification.
The start is Kagoshima Prefecture, Satsumo Shinkansen.
This train is only one train per hour.
This is a one-car train.
We've arrived in Kagoshima.
This will be over in no time.
We get on the train,
set up a Katsumata train on a local ship's net,
and...
"Japan's Top Ten Traveling With A Katsumata Train" starts.
This time, as a guard,
Moriyama will travel with a Katsumata train,
and prepare everything.
This orange railroad is the starting point of the journey.
Most of it is unmanned, and there aren't many passengers.
Even on this day, there are many people.
A single-track railroad that runs through mountains.
No one will take the Katsumata train home.
In no time at all, we arrive in Kumamoto Prefecture.
The peaceful scenery continues forever.
To change trains here,
we get off at Yatsushiro Station in Kumamoto Prefecture.
We wait for the train for 30 minutes.
Beautiful.
Next, they head for Fukuoka, the end of Kyushu, on Nishi Nihon Tetsudou.
There are a lot of people in Fukuoka.
As you get closer to Fukuoka City, tall buildings start to stand out.
The number of tourists is increasing.
This could be a possibility.
But you should at least look at it.
However, most people are looking down and looking at their smartphones.
They don't even look at the net.
Feeling the waves of IT industry, they arrive at Fukuoka, the end of Kyushu.
Oh no, Kyushu is over.
In the end, no one can have Kyushu.
On their first day of travel...
The next day, a train with heavy trains rushes into China.
Thank you.
At Miyajima-guchi in Hiroshima Prefecture, they take a break for lunch.
Miyajima's specialty, ananomeshi, is eaten with rice.
It looks delicious.
Don't put it on your chest.
I want to hit him.
Stop it.
They get on the train again and go to Katsumata- no- jiden's net shelf.
The train runs along the Seto Inland Sea and heads for Hiroshima Station.
A lot of people are coming.
At that moment...
Oh, I saw it.
A man who pays attention to Katsumata-no-jiden...
I think I saw it, too.
I got it! I got it! I got it! There's a tree!
I did it!
Go!
Alright!
It's a "tama-da"!
Looking for "tama-da"!
Do you say "tama-da"?!
Shut up!
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A man stands up here.
I did it!
Go!
All right!
He took it!
This is already Hiroshima!
But...
He took it back!
What!?
I want it back!
He took it back!
He threw it back!
Immediately, the man was struck.
I see, I see.
I want to go! I want to go!
When he asked why he didn't take Katsumata's dictionary back and put it back in its place...
Interview rejected.
That's not true.
If he finds out that he has Katsumata's dictionary,
the next day after the airing,
will he be laughed at at work?
This is imagination, isn't it?
He regains his concentration and resumes his examination.
This is terrible.
However,
he passes through Hiroshima Prefecture without being taken away by anyone.
According to Yahagi's hypothesis,
there will be no one who takes it back.
So far...
Thank you for calling me.
I really want to hit him.
You used it to hit him.
Without being taken away by anyone,
Katsumata's dictionary has finally arrived in Kansai.
Kansai, I'm looking forward to it.
I'll take anything back.
He arrived in Kobe City, Kyomyo Prefecture.
I'll take anything back.
However, that city is waiting for him ahead of him.
Yay!
Speaking of Kyomyo Prefecture, you can't miss it.
The secret of this journey.
The secret of this journey?
Here it is!
Oh!
What is it?
The hometown of downtown.
The most fun city in Japan, Amagasaki.
Wow!
Is this Amagasaki?
I've never seen anything like it!
Hey!
Don't take my hot dictionary!
Is this goodbye to Katsumata's dictionary?
Lady Moriyama is also nervous.
I might be taken away.
Are you kidding me?
Is it that dangerous?
Amagasaki is dangerous.
If you don't take your wallet with you, you'll be taken away.
It's a scary place.
However, he miraculously passed Amagasaki without any trouble.
The train carrying Katsumata's dictionary went to Osaka No.
In order to release his tension at the tip of his nose, he gets out of the car once.
He changes his mood.
Enjoying Osaka for the first time in his life,
A.D. Moriyama.
Why are you teasing me?
Why?
Take it. Take it. Take it.
You're being too nice.
As he stretched his wings too much in Osaka, he hurries back to the train.
From now on, in order for Katsumata's dictionary placed in the net to be noticed,
A.D. Moriyama decides to place a sports newspaper next to him and verify it.
It's over.
From Osaka, he passes through Nara and Mie and heads for Nagoya at once.
An electric train.
Komu.
Komu!
Although he placed a newspaper next to him...
There is no sign of anyone noticing Katsumata's dictionary.
Furthermore, in order to push him away, he rushes into the country zone.
The number of passengers is also very limited.
There's no one here.
There are young people coming in.
There are students too.
This guy rests a lot.
Are you going to throw it away?
If I throw it away, will you kill me?
I don't know about that.
What is this?
It's dangerous.
You got lost just now, didn't you?
The operation of the newspaper operation has started.
They arrived in Nagoya without any problems.
Everyone is using their smartphones.
Nagoya is Nagoya, you know.
They stop here for now.
In order for Amidana and Jiden to notice more,
they will rework their strategy.
What do you think of our strategy?
What kind of strategy is it?
You know it, don't you?
This guy.
If I see him anywhere, I will kill him.
The next day.
In Katsumata, a local area in Shizuoka Prefecture,
they went for a battle.
You're good at this.
They didn't even notice it in a sports newspaper.
This is amazing.
They increased the number of books by ten books.
They restarted the verification.
The name of Shizuoka Prefecture is "Hamanako-zoi- o-touri".
First of all, let's start with Hamamatsu.
It takes 30 minutes by train.
They are eating Ehiben.
A man is worried about Amidana.
You will stand out.
You've been here so many times.
You're right.
Go, go, go.
He's going for it, isn't he?
He got Katsumata and Jiden.
Shizuoka.
It's Shizuoka.
Lady Moriyama doesn't usually show her emotions.
But she smiles unexpectedly.
Will she say goodbye to Katsumata and Jiden?
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The man who got his first electric bike...
It's very expensive, you know!
Will he take it home like this?
However...
You're kidding me, right? You're kidding me, right?
He returned it!
Why would you return it?
Moriyama, too, can't hide the color of his electric bike.
If you take it from me, you can't go home!
That's how it is!
My head is itchy.
The man checks to see if he's taking it home and follows him.
Why didn't you take it home?
He asks.
I don't think it's worth taking home.
This guy!
Don't talk nonsense.
You should have taken it home.
Oh, here it is!
Why are you taking it home?
Shizuoka is amazing.
Shizuoka is great!
There are also local ones.
You can open the inside too.
Isn't it because the charm of Shizuoka doesn't reach everyone?
We came to Fujisawa city in Kanagawa prefecture.
We decided on a strategy to appeal the charm of Shizuoka.
Do it! Do it! Do it!
The strategy is...
What is it?
The pop strategy.
We asked pop specialist Village Vanguard...
...to make Katsumata's original pop.
It's not like we don't care if he takes it home...
...but this is Katsumata's strength.
Putting Katsumata's original pop on top...
...and running along the shore for 10 minutes...
...one woman gets Katsumata's original pop.
However...
Release!
To retrieve the original pop and listen to her story, she is chased...
What are you doing?
...lost...
What are you doing?
You're late.
...and...
What's wrong?
They lost.
They must have done it on purpose!
I can't drive anymore. I can't drive anymore. I've lost sight of it.
And finally, they reach Tokyo.
But, even on the mainline trains in the city, the situation remains unchanged.
Self-driving cars suddenly appear in the north- east.
So far, total travel distance is 1,700 kilometers.
Katsumata's self-driving cars, which have been passed on all over Japan, finally pass Aomori Station, the northernmost station in Tokyo.
They suddenly enter Hokkaido.
How far has Hokkaido gone?
And...
I don't know.
The northernmost station...
You're kidding me, right?
What?!
The result...
This guy... This guy is making me angry.
And so, even though Katsumata's self-driving cars have been passed on all over Japan,
the south is Kyushu, and the north is Hokkaido.
They know that they can't really pass them on all over Japan.
It was so much fun!
It's finally over.
Yes!
Finally!
Really?!
This is the truth.
Even though it's so flashy?
It's impossible for them to pass it on all over Japan, right?
The only way to think of it is...
that everyone has that book.
Wow!
You're thinking of something positive, aren't you?
Ah, you have it!
The only way to think of it is...
Try it with people other than me!
If you put a book other than Katsumata-san in there, it'll disappear in an instant.
That's terrible!
With all the bad things he said, and in the end, he even said something bad and smashed it.
That's right! Actually...
It was fun for me, too.
I was doing it, wasn't I? Making the music video.
I actually wanted him to take it home with him.
If he really doesn't take it home with him, my heart hurts a little, you know?
That's terrible!
He's terrible!
He made fun of me until the end!
I want to smash that movie!
That movie, yeah!
And so...
Katsumata's theory was ridiculed by many,
but as a result, it turned out that a theory that can't be proven...
was better.
Our next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Who is it?
Wow! Glasses pig!
You know, everyone...
Watabe-san had a bit of an unpleasant face.
He had a bitter face.
He's a glasses pig.
Which one is better, glasses pig or pig glasses?
Either one is fine, to be precise.
Glasses pig or pig glasses.
But you feel better with glasses on, don't you?
No, I'm a pig glasses.
No, glasses pig, please!
Glasses pig. Glasses pig.
Now, will you fight alone?!
No, no, no!
Will you?!
Not at all!
Now, the theory I brought with me today...
is a theory that is somewhat related to you all.
It's this one!
Most of the good stories of celebrities on the internet are fake!
That's a big deal!
Yes, but there are actually a lot of fake stories.
The good stories are spreading a lot now.
Recently, on Facebook and Twitter,
there are more and more good stories that I don't know about.
First of all, it's me.
I, Takeyama, am the most popular now because I call myself "Cunning Takeyama".
The reason for this is that if I call myself "Cunning Takeyama",
if I work at my partner's house where I used to work before,
the money will be transferred to my house automatically.
That's how it works now.
Actually, I denied this on the radio.
The reason why I denied it is that
it was spreading too much and the tax office started to act.
I thought "Isn't he embezzling money?"
I see.
That's what happened.
I used to believe it.
But you can't embezzle money like that.
You can't embezzle money like that.
You haven't embezzled money?
I haven't embezzled money!
It's obvious that I haven't embezzled money!
Like Takeyama said,
are the good stories of celebrities on the internet really all fake?
Let's go straight to the truth.
First of all,
Egashira swore to a girl at 2:50.
That was 10 years ago.
When Egashira was filming in the park.
Egashira is doing his best again today.
Then, a girl in a wheelchair looks at him.
Egashira...
I don't know what's wrong with her.
She doesn't say anything.
- It's a shoot! - Yes, it's a shoot!
Thank you for your hard work!
When the shoot ended safely and Egashira tried to pull her up...
First of all, I'll give you something to wear.
It's boring.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
What's with you?! Say it again!
Because it's not funny at all!
I see.
Egashira, who was denied gay as a fool and motivated by his pride as an entertainer...
Then, until you laugh...
I'll show you a joke here every day!
Huh?!
And then...
Oh, this story is...
Every day during work, when he came to the park...
All right!
Stop it!
He sent a joke to the girl in the wheelchair.
I'm not doing a different joke.
It's funny, isn't it?!
No, it's not funny at all!
But the girl couldn't help laughing or getting tired of Egashira's jokes.
Such a life lasted for a month.
One day...
As usual, Egashira showed a joke to the girl.
You're not laughing anymore, are you?
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Huh?! She laughed for a month. - Huh?!
To a girl who had never laughed before...
- She smiled. - I see.
But that was the last thing Egashira saw of the girl.
It's a great story.
Since that day, Egashira, who had questions about the girl who didn't show up at the park...
Visited the hospital where the girl was hospitalized.
When he visited...
He was told an unexpected truth.
That girl...
Actually, a sudden flood occurred a week ago...
It's probably been a long time...
On that day, the girl was visiting the park where the headmaster is waiting for due to a flood.
And now, she has already fallen into a coma.
You're kidding me...
I promised her!
I promised her that I would show her stories every day!
Could you be the headmaster?
What?!
This is the diary she has always had.
Here, look at this.
What was written in the girl's diary...
What the hell is this?!
Then you should laugh more, you bastard!
Ten years later...
The chief always visits the park once a month...
He promises the girl that he will make her happy...
And...
He is the only one who reveals the story...
Keeping his promise with the girl in heaven...
This episode of "Egashira and the Girl" is so touching on Facebook that it has 43,000 "likes".
Is this story real or just a demo?
Ask the person himself.
Is this story true?
Of course it's a lie!
Are you trying to crush me?
Don't make me into a least character!
And because of that, I got offers from deep stories like mine!
Like the wheelchair story!
Can I use that story?
I'm not like that!
And I do it every day!
I don't have that much free time!
Once a week, I open up a pachinko shop in the countryside!
Don't believe those stories and come see me in real life!
And if you can't come see me...
Hey!
This is me!
And so...
The good story of "Egashira 2:50" is a demo.
What is that?
The good story of "celebrities lying on the internet" continues with...
A quote by Toshio Sakata, who saved the Nakagawa family and Tsuyoshi.
It was about 16 years ago...
When the Nakagawa family was about to make their debut five years later.
As young entertainers, their work on TV and radio gradually began to increase.
But suddenly, tragedy struck.
Ani Tsuyoshi was in a panic syndrome where he was afraid of appearing in front of people.
He fell into a situation where he had a death wish for his work as an entertainer.
Reiji, who was his partner and younger brother, managed to connect this pinch with his work as an entertainer and waited for Tsuyoshi's recovery.
But his condition was getting worse and worse.
One day, such troubled days continued.
Tsuyoshi, do you look stupid?
What suddenly called out to him was his senior, Sakata Toshio.
Don't make such a serious face.
Master, I'm afraid of the stage.
What if I can't speak during the play?
Will I bother my little brother again?
Then, Sakata said to Tsuyoshi...
If you can't speak, then don't make such a stupid face.
Don't be so serious about your work.
I'm not stupid.
I'm 47 years old and I'm not stupid.
For Tsuyoshi, whose vision was getting narrower and narrower, it was like a flash of lightning.
Why didn't you notice such a simple thing?
Master, thank you so much!
Tsuyoshi was saved by his juniors' feelings.
After that, Tsuyoshi overcame his illness
and became the first M-1 champion.
These words of the great senior Sakata
are circulating on Facebook and the internet as emotional episodes.
Is this good story real?
Or is it just a demonstration?
Asked 10 people.
Is this story true?
It's true.
There's no mistake about it.
When you look at it, it's cute.
It's serious.
So...
Even at work, when I see people's faces...
Hey, are you walking like a fool?
You shouldn't walk like a fool.
I always say that.
You must be feeling a lot better.
A fool is the best!
Really.
So in one word...
It's not an exaggeration to say you're an M-1 champion?
Yes, I do.
You're a fool!
The seniors and teachers around me...
Can you do it today?
If you're tired, go home and rest.
It was like that.
But the teachers I wanted were a little different.
They never told me to do my best.
Yes.
Just do it.
That's what they said.
That made it a lot easier for me.
It was amazing what happened next.
It was a huge explosion.
Wow!
It was very convincing.
It was cool.
That's how I felt at the time.
I see.
So you're saying that M-1 is also thanks to me?
No, that's not it.
That's me.
I see!
Mr. Sagata...
Mr. Amao said it...
If you say "fool" to Mr. Sagata...
Who said 'fool'?!
He'd get really mad.
If you say "fool" to him...
Who said 'fool'?!
He'd get really mad.
He's really scary.
Really?
I see.
You have to be careful.
He must have been in a bad mood.
Normally...
He wouldn't say "fool" like that.
That's right!
Well, Mr. Vidan...
Do you have anything you'd like to say about yourself?
Can I talk about something a little different?
I think I'm a good person.
I hope I can spread out and be loved more.
I didn't say it anywhere...
But when I went on my New Year's holiday this year...
I met up with Mr. Matsumoto at the airport.
In the lounge.
You were both family.
That's right!
Mr. Matsumoto has black skin.
I didn't realize it at first...
But I was surprised!
And my wife and children were there.
We said hello.
And we went to Singapore.
I was on a different plane.
Mr. Matsumoto's plane was a little faster.
I said "bye" and he was very kind.
That Mr. Matsumoto...
In my opinion...
I don't know how to say it...
He's a scary Mr. Matsumoto.
But he's very kind.
He put his children's pink backpack on his leather jacket and said...
See you!
Can you do that?
See you!
And then he said...
Can I put this on you?
Stop it!
I don't need it!
That Mr. Matsumoto...
With his little pink backpack...
If you put it on me, it'll be a bad omen!
He's very kind!
There are many things that are only used in variety shows!
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But...
Do you live?
Disappear and die...
Make!
I went to the convenience store!
Hey, listen to me!
Make can be returned at the convenience store and the number of ATMs is zero!
That means...
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He followed me!
Make-chan!
If you choose...
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Friendship between entertainers and comedians shown by Yoshio Kojima.
It is the result of a comedy show performed by Yoshio Kojima.
In the same show...
"Untouchable" and "Tokyo 03" were performed by talented entertainers.
But that doesn't matter!
At the time, Kojima's popularity was out of range during the big break and the audience was excited.
With such a live ending...
Yes, here is an announcement from Tokyo Zero 3!
After this, we will sell our live dvd at the reception!
As a privilege, everyone who bought it and Zero 3 will shake hands with you!
Thank you!
Tokyo Zero 3 announced the opening of the dvd auction.
However...
Our live dvd is on sale!
Everyone who bought it and Zero 3 will shake hands with you!
We will also sign it!
We will shake hands!
It is still early to say that Tokyo Zero 3 will win at the King of Contest.
Although they are capable, their popularity is still low.
The untouchable Yamazaki who saw such a situation...
Zero 3's dvd is not selling at all!
Is that so?
After all, rather than the privilege of shaking hands with those three people, isn't it better to shake hands with Kojima-kun?
Would you like to try it?
And...
Everyone!
For those of you who bought the Tokyo Zero 3 dvd, Kojima will shake hands with you!
Whee!
When they heard that they could shake hands with Kojima, the audience went crazy.
Whee!
Kojima, are you okay?
I'll do it for 30,000 yen!
Whee!
The dvd sold like crazy for 10,000 yen.
It sold out in no time!
You saved me, Kojima. Thank you.
Here's 30,000 yen you promised me.
Kojima then...
I don't need that money!
But earlier...
In exchange, give me one dvd too!
Also, sign all of them on the dvd!
Kojima!
With Kojima's manliness,
the three groups had an unforgettable show.
This manliness that Kojima showed
was talked about as a good story of a comedy comedian on the internet.
Is this good story real or just a demonstration?
We asked Kojima himself.
Did you really say that?
I don't think I said it.
Give me 30,000 yen
I'm your senior.
It's natural for me to help you.
Is it true that Kojima helped you?
He helped me.
But even if I didn't help you,
that dvd was selling well.
It was very popular at the time.
It was popular?
It was a live show.
It was a big hit in the venue.
I slipped and fell.
So, Kojima and Yoshio's good story is a demonstration.
A good story of a comedian on the internet,
the last one is...
"Downtown's Unknown Combination".
What is it?
About 20 years ago,
"Downtown's God's Way" was recorded.
What's wrong? What happened?
Good morning.
It's an auspicious day.
Matsumoto wished for the recording of "Cont" in the studio that day.
However, Matsumoto's performance was peak.
At that time, he was finalizing the flow.
Matsumoto-san!
What?
He slipped and fell from the set.
What happened?
He hit his head and lost his mind.
He lost his mind!
At that time, Hamada was recording a special version of himself as an MC in another studio.
Then...
What's wrong? Did something happen?
Hamada asked the staff about what happened.
Huh? What are you doing?
Why are you so weak?
Hamada lowered his head and canceled the recording.
He went to the hospital where Matsumoto was brought in.
Oh, Hamada-san!
Where's Matsumoto?
He's sleeping now.
Hamada managed to save his life and put Matsumoto to sleep.
Idiot!
What would you do if you died?
Even if you died, you might have the power to make people laugh.
I see.
If you died, I could only hug you!
You're so cute.
He didn't look away.
He shouted out his passionate feelings for his partner.
This is nice.
Matsumoto opened his eyes to such Hamada's feelings.
Idiot.
Matsumoto...
I might be able to change into a laughing stock if I were someone else,
but if you die, I can only cry.
That's a good story!
So cool!
So funny!
So that's what happened.
Who are these two?
In this way, they reconfirmed their bonds.
They've shown more than ever before.
As a good story about celebrities, this duo episode became a hot topic on the internet.
Is this good story real or is it a fake one?
As expected, you two are here.
First of all, is this good story about Downtown a truth or a fake one? Which one is it?
Well, Hamademo and Akaijamba came here.
Where did they come from?
Are you stupid?
Not at all.
Did Matsumoto-san fall from the set?
Not at all. First of all, I didn't lose my consciousness.
Did you fall or get injured?
Not at all!
You didn't fall from there?
Not at all!
If you die, you won't have any regrets?
Not at all!
Did you run into another illness or something like that?
Not at all!
Not at all?!
Not at all!
What is this?
But you have that line in your heart.
Not at all!
What is this?
Not at all!
What is this?
Canceling this program...
Why am I doing something different when GOATS is doing it?
It's strange at that stage.
That's right.
We're in the same studio.
Not at all!
Why is it like this?
It's not even 1mm off.
I'm surprised.
It's amazing.
It's like a comma.
Even if you two deny it now, I think you haven't said it even if you did.
We've been going around for weeks.
Not at all!
In the case of "DOWNTOWN", if Matsumoto-san had only one thing on an uninhabited island, what would it be?
Matsumoto-san has been asked about it.
At that time, Matsumoto-san said...
It's a beach.
That's cool!
That's Matsumoto-san!
How about it, Mizuno-san?
That's true.
It's "gay", isn't it?
What's in it?
It's a beach.
When I was a kid, my manager became an influencer and wandered around the site.
And "it's a beach" got really angry with that manager.
I've heard of it!
Don't wander around as an influencer!
Matsumoto-san has a newborn baby.
If you go there, what will you do?
It's a beach.
It's not a lie at all!
It's not a lie!
More than that, this guy also becomes an influencer all the time!
You fix it!
It's not a lie! I said it!
I said it!
It's the truth!
It's not a lie at all!
Amazing!
Thank you!
That's really good!
That's a good story!
It's not that bad!
Matsumoto-san, aren't you really moved?
But you know...
You also become an influencer, you know?
I'm really moved!
I'm really happy!
Are you serious?!
So, there are many good stories on the internet.
But it's not like there are no real stories.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner"!
Tonight's presenter is...
Matsumoto!
Thank you!
So, this is "Everyone's Theory" that I brought with me today!
If you don't know how to write a song, you'll never be able to write one!
I see! I'm angry about this.
I'm sure you've all tried writing a song before.
A song you write is a song you know you can write if you know how to write it.
That's right.
But you'll never be able to write it. If you don't know how to write it, you'll never be able to write it.
That's why you're so angry.
You're angry because you were deceived.
You can write a song, can't you?
You know how to write it.
I don't know.
Have you ever written a song without knowing how to write it?
You'll never be able to write a song, everyone!
I know how to write a song!
Himura-san, do you know how to write a song?
No, I don't know how to write a song!
You're fast!
Matsu is amazing!
I don't know how to write a song!
I'll give you a chance, Mr. Kobon's Matsumoto-san.
Thank you!
We're going to play a song now, so I hope you'll write it exactly like the song.
The songs in this song are all in the CD.
They weren't made for the show.
I see.
If you really know how to write a song, you'll be able to write it right away.
That's right!
That's right. Let's go.
Matsumoto-san's song, start!
Throw a stone in a white pool,
Zabu-zabu-zabu-
A sense-chan jumps in,
Zabu-
In a blink of an eye...
It's a lion!
That's completely wrong!
It's true!
It's a lion!
If it's not close, where do you use it?
If it's not close, what was it?!
This is the scary part of songwriting.
The correct answer is...
I want to see the correct answer!
Let's see the correct answer.
Throw a stone in a white pool,
Zabu-zabu-zabu-
A sense-chan jumps in,
Zabu-
A blink of an eye...
It's a lion!
It's amazing! It was in a blink of an eye!
I don't know about that, it's impossible!
It's completely wrong, Matsumoto-san.
"Zabu-zabu-" is terrible!
"Zabu-" is terrible!
So, everyone, just now, the songwriting team said something like...
You're like a shoulder holder for songwriting!
How can you say such things about songwriting?!
How is it?! This is the reality!
We've been deceived!
It hurts being deceived!
This is America's fault!
It's completely wrong!
What are you blaming me for?!
You've been deceived this much?!
This is Freemason!
Who would believe you?!
Let's continue. Himura-san...
Would you like to give it a try?
Matsumoto-san may have been bad at it.
The melody is slow.
Slow is better.
It may be easier to write.
You're right.
Even if there was a pond,
a wave hit the pond.
Grass grew up.
In a blink of an eye...
What?
It's a dream.
Here.
I thought it was a crab!
Tsukushi-san?
Yes, it's Tsukushi's song.
Let's see the answer.
Even if you tried hard...
A pond grew up.
A wave hit the pond.
It's not bad.
Grass grew up.
It's really grass.
It's not grass.
Grass is grass.
It's amazing.
I feel burdened.
I see.
It was close.
It was good.
It was fun.
I could do it for about 2 hours.
I want someone to draw like this.
Tsukushi-san, you can't do this.
It's not something you can draw.
That's right.
From a painter's point of view, it's easy for children to draw.
You deceive and confuse children.
Japanese people panic.
Who is bad?
Freemason!
It's America!
It's not!
America is bad.
No, no.
Tsukushi can't draw Tsukushi.
I want to try it one more time.
Matsushima-san, please.
I want you to draw it.
Properly.
I want you to draw it.
It's scary.
From a mountain.
It's good.
What?
It's up and down.
It's strange.
It's up and down.
It's fast.
It's difficult.
We should have made it upside down.
It's up and down.
That's right. The river doesn't go up.
It's like alien.
Let's see the answer.
We should have had a chance.
It's fast.
It's difficult.
It's up and down.
It's difficult.
It's like alien.
It's difficult.
It's really difficult.
It's amazing that you entrust it to it.
I noticed it there.
Drawing song, pitfall, in a blink of an eye...
In a blink of an eye, magic is crazy.
So, I prepared a picture of the state before in a blink of an eye.
And in a blink of an eye...
I brought something that can be done just by filling you in.
I would like you to draw it.
So, here it is.
What is it?
There are various things, and it comes up to here.
In the end, in a blink of an eye...
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
In a blink of an eye...
I would like you to fill it in.
In a blink of an eye?
Yes.
So, everyone...
I really don't know.
Please fill it in.
Yes, please.
I don't know at all.
In a blink of an eye?
Yes.
It's really difficult.
But it's difficult to complete it.
That's right.
I don't think there are people who do it like that.
What?
You can only draw stars and notes.
Huskies top match.
Brad Fischer Composite.
Are you really not going to do it?
Is there a Husky who can surpass Tenryu?
I'm sorry.
You're definitely lying!
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Children and adults can enjoy it.
People are cared for.
And there is freedom and dreams.
You and the broadcasting station's bridge.
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Their love moves the world
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It's a gacha.
Would you like to try it?
Gacha is life. You can only get what you do not want.
Hey, stop it!
What is this?
Don't you do gacha?
Let's go, gacha!
Don't say gacha, gacha!
It's a hit!
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Which one is better?
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Glee!
Welcome back!
Drawing song!
If you don't know it, you'll never be able to draw it!
A picture will be completed in no time!
But will it be...
Let's start with Stara-san!
She drew it in no time!
In no time!
Mister!
In no time!
She drew it in no time!
That's right!
The outline of the whole thing, mouth and ears...
Let's continue with Katsumata-san!
Well, this is...
Grandma!
I see!
This is the head!
The balance of the head is a little off...
I don't know about the nose...
That's right, what is that shape?
Let's continue with Himura-san!
What is that?
Kama-kiri! Kama-kiri!
Kama-kiri's hair is like this.
It's similar.
The base is the same.
Let's continue. Yamamoto-san, please.
This is...
This is Ohina-san.
Ohina-san!
Ohina-san.
She's cute.
But...
Let's continue. Matsumoto-san, please.
Scary!
What is it?
All of a sudden...
A lot of...
All of a sudden...
A lot of...
All of a sudden...
A lot of...
There's about 15 of them.
What is "a lot of"?
Scary! Scary!
Let's open up the rest of them.
Here it is.
Yes, various things.
Matsushima-san, what is this?
A cat or something.
A cat? A cat or something?
It's small.
I see.
Now, is there a correct answer?
In a blink of an eye, ohime sama (princess)
Wow!
This is amazing!
Too bad!
It's correct!
It was correct!
No, it's correct!
It's correct!
What did you say?
Ohi...ohime sama (princess)
Scary! You're lying!
Scary!
You said ohina sama (princess) and now you're saying ohina sama (princess)
I tried to edit it and do something, but you said 'kohwa koitsu' (it's like this, like this)
It's not 'kohwa koitsu' (it's like this, like this)
It's 'ohime sama' (princess)
Your pretty face is like you're going to get the answer from Sanim, you're lying, 'kohwa koitsu' (it's like this, like this)
Don't say 'koitsu' (it's like this, like this)
Eh? 'kohwa koitsu'?
No, don't say 'kohwa koitsu' (it's like this, like this)
It's correct, it's correct!
It's correct, what you're doing!
Are you from America, too?!
What?!
So far, it's a clear win, right?
Well, but we won.
Do you think you won?
Scary, scary, this guy.
This guy.
Don't say "this guy"!
So, if you don't know how to write a song, you can't write it first.
And in no time, it's amazing.
Here is the next winner.
If you are an FBI Investigation Officer, you can easily find out who is involved in the U.S. bombings and who is not, even if you don't know the problem.
That's right.
Investigation, right?
That's right.
People who can invest in the FBI often appear on TV.
If you know so much about it, you can easily find out who is involved in the bombings and who is not.
I see.
We haven't verified it until now.
This is done by the United States.
Well, it's the FBI.
Oh, it's the FBI.
If you are an FBI Investigation Officer, you can easily find out who is involved in the U.S. bombings and who is not, even if you don't know the problem.
So, the staff went straight to the FBI.
Japanese TV crew.
Downtown on Wednesday.
But, of course, they won't help you.
The FBI will forget about it for now and try to find out who is involved in the U.S. bombings and who is not, even if you don't know the problem.
What? The FBI is gone?
And they will try to find out who is involved in the U.S. bombings and who is not, even if you don't know the problem.
- Hi. - Hi.
- What's up? - How are you doing?
The superhuman who sees through everything, Wayne Hoffman.
His investment skills have made the U.S. a new power.
So far, he has succeeded in performing in 53 countries.
- The clothes under that jacket... - Oh, that's dangerous.
- It says "fish" in the T-shirt. - Isn't it?
Even in Japan, he has appeared in "miracle experience" "unbelievable" and "surface phenomenon special edition".
- No way! - He has impressed many talent.
His skills are...
People debate what's beyond obstacles and invest in it.
So, it's in your head and you can imagine it.
Investing skills that see through obstacles.
- He's saying it all the time. - He's saying it all the time.
Before we start, let's take a look at his skills.
- Oh, it's a trombone! - Oh, it's nostalgic!
He will compete against this man.
- Let's start with the missing card. - Wow, that's amazing.
"e" is Trumpman's card.
- Oh! - Oh!
- He got it.
- Say something!
- And with that...
- "Attack X Drunk Quiz"!
- That brings back memories...
- I, TBS announcer Kiyama Sen, will now announce the results.
- Once again, Mr. Hoffman...
- Are you confident?
- I'm confident.
- As long as I'm focused...
- I definitely won't get drunk.
- Well then, let's get started.
- Let's do it. - First, listen to this.
[hasuki bushi liku na yosuki]
This is hard.
- I'll give you one question. - Is there really a quiz like this?
No, there's a whole lose-and-answer quiz.
Why do we have to ask her?
- For this quiz, you asked for the nostalgic azaleas, "yasuki bushi" - Well...
but in fact, yasuki bushi is another subspecies in Wakayama Prefecture.
- But that's irrelevant, right? - That's irrelevant.
You didn't translate it either.
If you can really see beyond the wall...
Even if you don't know the meaning of the question, you shouldn't be covered in mud.
- What should we do? - If you can see it...
- If you spill it...
- It's okay. - It's decided.
- Really? - Can you see beyond the wall?
- Now, the boss has started running. - I'm covered in mud.
- Which one will he choose? He chose X! - He chose X!
- I can't believe it!
- Why did you know the answer? - I could see this blue mat on X's side.
- You could see blue? - I could see it.
- By the way, did you know the answer to the question? - I don't know.
Yasukibushi didn't know that he wasn't from Wakayama Prefecture, but he got it right.
- You got it right. - Oh, you can do it.
The second question is about Kanji.
The ``trick'' of ``getting the hang of it'' is ``connection'' when written in Kanji.
♪ pilot, run out, offman! ♪
♪ got it all wrong!? ♪
Great! They got the correct answer for the second question.
- Could it be that this man is the real one? - I didn't know.
But we don't want to see his greatness like a super power special edition.
What we want to see is this weird foreigner getting covered in mud.
Of course, we can't tell you the answer.
After all, isn't someone telling you?
Isn't there a suspicious person?
Yes, there is.
Moreover, he's been ordered by Hoffman.
Most of all, he looks suspicious.
If you look back...
First of all, listen to this.
As soon as the question is read, he moves to the back of the set.
Did he check the back of the set and send a signal to Hoffman?
No, that's for sure.
Why did he overlook such a simple mechanism?
Was there such a hint in his appearance?
So...
Now, let's move on to the next question.
Next is...
Excuse me.
Could you wait over here?
Isn't it true?
Please wait over here.
His face has changed a little.
Finally, the situation is settled.
Hoffman, it's a match!
Satoru, huh?
Next is the question of entertainment.
NHK's "Kohaku Utagassen".
The first win broadcasted in 1951 was for the red team.
It's not like that at all.
He's just playing around.
He put his hand on the rice paper.
Hofman concentrates with his usual pose.
But...
Hofman, it's going to take some time this time.
What's wrong, Hofman?
It's investment, isn't it?
Did you make a lot of money?
You look like you're in trouble.
And Hofman's choice of answer is...
It's investment, isn't it?
Hofman is going for it now!
Did you make a lot of money?
Did you make a lot of money, Hofman?
That's right!
How did you know?
Why did it take you so long this time?
I was a little excited this time.
It took me a little time to calm down.
So this person is white.
I'm sorry.
After all, is Hofman a real investor?
Here's the final method.
Oh, I see!
Both...
You're a bad staff.
If you can really invest, you should be able to see both.
I thought I'd increase it, but it's both.
It's a tamada.
Find a tamada!
You can't say "tamada"!
Shut up!
Furthermore...
Cool your head and zamasu!
A rich man who uses zamasu is also looking for a lot of money!
Swimming is my hobby.
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Over the years, good taste comes out
I worked hard for a year again this year
Thank you for your hard work for a year again this year
I will go straight next year as well
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There is no data capacity!
It's too hot this month!
I'll give it to you!
Dad!
Resurrection!
Family is wonderful!
This is a data gift!
Data that can be sent to family
Data gift begins
What should I do?
Is it different?
It is different
A radio DJ and a singer who can't get up in summer
Their love moves the world!
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Finally premiering in Japan!
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Next question!
Next is a question about manners.
Please look at this.
When transforming into a wedding invitation, is this writing correct?
By the way, the correct answer for this question is "circle".
But this time, the correct answer has nothing to do with it.
So, what will Hofman do?
If this doesn't work, it's not real.
Amazing!
So far, all questions are correct!
It would be amazing if it stopped.
Hofman is taking a deep breath.
He's concentrating!
Is he lost?
He's lost, Hoffman!
Hoffman is lost.
This is clearly a different reaction from the third question.
And now...
I can't see the blue mat.
Wow!
I don't know why.
This is real!
I really can't see it. I don't know why, but I can't see it.
I can't see it!
And now...
Do you know the answer, yes or no?
You don't know the answer, but I do know the answer.
I know the answer!
Yes, I do know the answer.
Look me in the eye as you think of the answer.
And...
Through the Kuniyama announcer...
And...
He's laughing.
He's laughing!
I think...
They're both mud.
That's amazing!
You're a weird foreigner!
What does that mean?
That's correct!
Really?
You're both mud?
Seriously?
But...
They were both mud.
You're both mud?
That's amazing!
Even the staff was surprised.
That's great!
It seems like you wanted me to be mud.
My ability has been proven again.
That's amazing!
And so...
Even if you don't know the answer...
You can't be mud.
Okay, thank you!
Thank you!
I'm glad you knew.
- Car, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- My jacket. - Oh, oh.
- Okay. - Yeah, it's okay.
- Get out of here. - Okay.
- Three, two... - Aah!
- Aah!
- Can't you see this?! - Aah!
- Aah!
- Can't you see this?! - Aah!
- Bad! - Aah!
- Aah!
- Wasn't it interesting?! - Aah!
- Aah!
- Oh man, what a pity! - Ahahah!
- He's laughing so much! - Ahahah!
- This is quite a show. - He's such a good guy!
- This is quite a show. - Aaah!
- He took... one all by himself... - Ahahah!
- What made you refuse to disappear? - You were terrible.
- If you don't concentrate, you won't be able to see anything! - Ahahah!
Even with investment capacity, deposit will sometimes lead to deductions.
And if you think about it, I don't think mud was needed in the pitfall.
As a result, Mr. Hoffman was a very capable and wonderful personality.
I see.
Yes, this staff was a scum, I mean.
The staff of "Swimming Town Town" is a shame of Japan!
Mr. Hoffman, who comes from afar, is amazing! How did you manage to drop it?
No, no, it's true.
It's a scum, staff.
It's bad. It's a army of hell, isn't it?
It's already bad!
As a Japanese, I was embarrassed to present this.
But you can't overlook it, can you?
You have to do it like this.
You have to concentrate.
Yes, yes, yes.
So you could already see mud or mats, didn't you?
You could see it, really.
So you could already see the face of Mr. Trump, didn't you?
I didn't do it like this.
I didn't do it as a Japanese.
The next present is...
The first serve!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for serving us!
You're a panda's baby, aren't you?
I'm not a panda's baby!
I'm sure you are Sasanoha's baby!
Idiot!
Who's a panda's baby?!
Namazu! Namazu!
I'm Namazu's baby!
Hey!
What is it?!
Serve!
Wait a minute!
You have to say something different!
Something different!
You have to say something that's not serve!
It would be a normal serve.
I see.
Well...
My serve...
Well, it didn't receive much of that one.
I was surprised.
It was a flow of confidence, but...
It didn't receive much...
This time, I'm really...
Everyone, I'm shocked...
I'm getting goosebumps...
Really?
I brought something like this.
What is it?
It's this!
What was that?
A lame name, Yamada Taro!
Taro is...
Yamada is...
A mystery theory!
What does that mean?
It's not "what does that mean?"
I haven't got a cold yet.
No, you haven't got a cold at all.
That's weird. You have a strong skin.
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's not coming to me.
That's right! Everyone is like that!
If you explain it, you'll know.
Watami-san, you know, right?
Watami-chan, you're dumbfounded.
No, you're smart.
Let's hear Watami-chan's explanation.
If you do that, you won't need serve anymore.
No, I don't!
Well, you know, right?
I know.
For example, like a bank or a pharmacy.
When you write your name,
there is a registered name "Yamada Taro".
There is.
There is also "Akasaka Taro" which is a DBS commercial.
"Akasaka Taro".
There is.
Sometimes you write your name or company's name,
but other than that, it's all "Yamada Taro".
That's right.
"Taro" has been around for a long time.
"Taro" is good.
There is also "Ultraman Taro".
"Ultraman Taro" is good.
There is.
"Taro" has penetrated into Japan to that extent.
I see.
Well, "Yamada"?
Huh?
"Yamada"?