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Wednesday's "Downtown," two-hour special.
- Everything! - The theory that Hitoshi Matsumoto recites about himself is...
- What the hell is this?! I'm gonna do it! - I'm gonna do it!
- I'm gonna do it!
In Miyasako's theory,
200 music professionals choose artists who are really good at singing.
In addition, in Kano's life as a baseball player,
a baseball impersonator tests whether you're really good at batting.
And then...
That man...
Once again...
He's back in the studio!
Everyone in the hundreds of generations!
Oh, girl!
Take your musical instruments and your panties with you.
You don't have to watch TV, but you can watch it.
Oh, girl!
Forget about your cell phone and your TV show.
Just watch it from the night.
I know about morning exercises.
You're late for school, too.
I know, but you're busy.
Just like you, we're the men's class TV heroes.
Even if you dance, you're an A-character, A-character.
Wednesday downtown.
Our first presenter is this person!
Who is it?
Hello!
I'm Miyasan-kun!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Miyasan-kun!
The theory I brought with me is this!
Utada Hikaru's singing ability and two heads missing theory!
I don't think it's just about being good.
There are various artists.
For example, you used to be in a band called Fairchild.
Their singing ability was like shit.
Don't say it like shit!
Right?
Everyone sings, right?
Yes, yes.
However, Utada Hikaru-san...
I witnessed it before.
I happened to hear it.
Live singing?
It's live singing.
There was a poem called "Let's Watch the Fireworks".
The organizer of it was you, Hikaru-chan, right?
I see.
There were Gray, Puffy, and Kishidan.
There are various artists.
Gray and Takoro-kun memorized everyone's songs.
I said, "I'll play the guitar. Everyone, sing for me."
That's how it started.
However, the fireworks were getting bigger and bigger, so everyone sang.
At the time, I was singing "Kuzu".
Kuzu, please sing for me too.
Everyone was singing with love.
In the end, the organizer, Hikaru-chan,
told me to sing.
What are you going to sing?
I said, "I'll sing "First Love".
It's true that it's a song about love.
However, the fireworks were getting bigger and bigger.
"First Love" started with a great road show.
No, no, no, Hikaru-chan, I can't hear you.
In such a long mansion, it's hard to hear the whole song.
In the meantime, I started singing.
What I could hear most clearly was my singing voice.
Can you see it?
Even the sound of the guitar is cut off, but only my singing voice can be heard clearly.
This mystery.
Not only am I good at singing, but I'm also good at dancing.
I think I'm the best in this world of artists.
This is Miyasako-kun's theory.
That's right.
Well, we've verified it.
Verified?
Yes.
It's hard to verify.
We asked 200 music professionals, such as sound staff, mixer, voice trainer, etc., who are really good at singing.
We created a ranking of artists who are really good at singing.
I see.
By the way, of course, you've been on a music show.
I'm sure you've met a lot of people.
Who do you think you're the best at?
Well, I've been on a show called "Hey, Hey, Hey" for over ten years.
When we recorded the song, we went home.
What?!
What a waste!
You're the worst!
What?!
You're ugly.
You're ugly!
How was it?
Wow, it was good!
It was good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
When I heard Sachiko Kobayashi sing on the show, I thought it was amazing.
Have you ever heard of her singing?
I don't like singing very much, but I think of Yoshida Miwa-san.
Iwasaki Hiromi-san.
Yes, I know her.
Choji-san, who do you think is good?
Choji-san.
I saw her on TV recently.
May J.-san.
She's good.
She's really good.
From Choji Riki to May J.-san!
Riki-san!
Showa's famous wrestler.
Mexican wrestler.
Utada Hikaru's singing ability.
We'll verify the theory that two heads are missing.
This time, we asked 200 music professionals who listen to live singing of artists such as sound engineers, mixers and voice trainers...
"Who is really good at singing?" and "Emergency questionnaire".
The 10th place of "artist ranking who is good at singing" chosen by music professionals is...
Who is it?
In my field of work...
I don't think he's No. 1 because he's not Japanese.
It's Fusea Akira-san.
The 10th place is Fusea Akira.
He has a great vocal range.
"Akawa"?
"A-a-a-a-a-a"?
"Akawa"?
In Fusea's case...
Even if he doesn't rely on his vocal strength to a limited extent...
He challenges himself with his own vocalization...
And delivers his discomfort without giving up.
First of all...
There's nothing for an engineer to do.
The range is wide and the high-pitched vibrato shakes his heart.
The veteran is in 10th place.
An artist ranking selected by a professional musician.
Next...
Two artists ranked in the same number of votes.
First...
From the middle range to high range...
I have the impression that you use your voice very gently and well.
In the air...
The way you make it resonate in your mouth...
It's really...
I don't see it like that.
It's really...
I feel like your expression ability and performance ability are improving more and more.
Exile's Atsushi has improved a lot.
I feel like you're keeping up with your performance.
In 8th place...
Exile...
His voice is beautiful, too.
You're right.
His vocals don't waver even when he moves around the stage.
His uptempo and ballad songs are stable.
He's a proud 8th place with both popularity and ability.
And another 8th place...
You're right.
8th place... Inoue Yosu.
Yeah.
40 years after his debut,
not only is he a singer, but he also has overwhelming expressive power that no one can imitate.
His unique worldview has taken the hearts of professional musicians.
But he's good.
Yeah, he's good.
He's good at making mistakes.
He's a good singer.
And 7th place...
He's really good at using his throat.
His live singing quality is outstanding.
Fukuhara Miho.
7th place... Fukuhara Miho.
A singer-songwriter who debuted before the war,
accurate pitch and rhythm, and excellent voice quality
are skills that can be used both overseas and internationally.
The artist ranking chosen by music professionals who are really good at singing.
Next, in 6th place...
It's a voice that only she can make,
and I think that's the charm of her voice quality.
She can create a sense of rhythm with her singing.
We call it "groove", but that's what I like about her.
When I listen to up-tempo songs, I feel like I'm being carried along.
Hikaru Utada's "Ishinomori".
6th place... Hikaru Utada.
According to this survey,
Utada Hikaru's singing ability is not a theory that only two heads are missing.
Her unique husky voice creates the sadness of the song.
It's hard for Japanese people to sing it, and her rhythm is also perfect.
Her voice can be heard everywhere without using a microphone, and she's ranked 6th.
Next, 5th place...
Her high-pitched voice is amazing.
She can make any sound and her expression is wonderful.
I think she's Miwa Yoshida.
5th place, Miwa Yoshida.
Her high-pitched voice is amazing, isn't it?
Is it?
Her high-pitched voice is better than any other voice you've heard in CDs.
Her voice has enough clarity and her long voice is outstanding.
She can make many women cry with her voice.
I see.
Next, 4th place...
Her high-pitched voice is really beautiful.
However, it has enough clarity and it's easy to hear.
It's Rimi Natsukawa.
4th place, Rimi Natsukawa.
You're fat, but you're good.
No, I'm not fat at all.
Anyway, there are many opinions that her high- pitched voice is beautiful.
She can make any sound and her high-pitched voice is beautiful.
Even music professionals can't help but listen to her.
She's 1st place.
Who's 1st place?
Now, only Top 3 are left.
200 music professionals have chosen...
Who's a really good singer?
And with that, Miyazamo-kun's seat has collapsed.
Um...
I didn't hear about it in "Yakata-bune" so it's "Sueya-bune".
It's funny.
In the fire.
But at an early stage, Yuu stopped playing "me or Yuu", right?
It doesn't matter anymore.
I was playing until about 8 o'clock.
How about it?
I stopped immediately.
Now, once again, how about it?
Who do you think will remain?
Se-san is 10th place, right?
T.M. Remolition.
T.M. Remolition?
He's really small, but...
His height is...
His height is like that, but...
Natsugashi.
Thai ballad.
Takahashi Mariko-san.
No, this is Superfly-san, right?
Oh, Superfly-san.
Superfly-san.
How about you, Cho-san?
There's no one in the audience.
I don't know what you're saying right now.
I know!
I know what you're saying right now!
I know!
I know what you're saying right now!
We asked 200 music professionals.
Artist rankings that are really good at singing.
It's finally time for the top 3.
First, in third place...
Even if you have a high voice, you still have a thick voice.
I think you're good at that.
I think it's amazing that such a small body can produce such a loud voice.
Superfly-san.
I love you.
Superfly-san.
I love you so much.
In third place...
Superfly-san.
A true high-toned voice.
Power and stability that can't be beaten by a band.
A powerful singing voice that comes forward and is highly rated.
Superfly-san.
I see.
Next, in second place...
R&B genre is ahead of its time.
In the song, you can express the sense of rhythm well.
The sense of rhythm is very Japanese.
Kubota Toshinobu-san.
You are mine.
Second place, Kubota Toshinobu.
Who is in first place?
There is only one person left.
The speed at which the voice hits is very fast.
There are people who are good at hitting the rhythm.
Kubota-san, I felt that it was very sharp.
When I first heard the song "missing"...
What is it?
I want to win.
The vibrato is very beautiful.
The breath control is also very delicate and can be used beautifully.
Such a sexy voice came out.
Above all, it is evaluated for its wonderful sense of rhythm.
As a Japanese R&B pioneer, it has a groove with a real black man.
Each and every sound has its own way of capturing it.
In addition, there were many professionals who raised the wonderfulness of that sound quality.
Music professionals 200 people chose.
The artist who is really good at singing in first place is...
and...
It's special, so Matsuboto-san is also...
There is a theory.
Matsuboto's theory is...
In addition, that man is again...
Music professionals 200 people chose.
The artist who is really good at singing in first place is...
She has the power to move people, doesn't she?
Her long tone is very stable and I think she's really good at singing in first place.
I think her way of speaking is really the best in Japan.
She has her own taste.
She pulls you in and brings you up.
She's Koji Tamaki.
Koji Tamaki.
In first place...
Koji Tamaki.
Oh, really?
She's wonderful.
She's a fake.
She's a fake, but she breaks the melody.
I don't think there are many people in Japan who can sing like that.
In second place...
Koji Tamaki.
Her singing ability is outstanding and her world view is wonderful.
Her rhythm is accurate and she likes to play.
Her CD and live singing voice are the same and she doesn't need any corrections.
She's a genius.
So, the first artist chosen by 200 music professionals who is really good at singing is...
Koji Tamaki.
So, this is the result.
Koji Tamaki is...
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
Amazing!
Outstanding!
Didn't anyone tell you that?
Well, the staff told me this, but...
In fact, in an interview with a magazine, Tamaki himself said...
If there is a music world cup, I will be the representative of Japan.
Wow!
Tamaki himself, too.
Amazing!
But, Momoa-san and Yuu-san, please don't say that you want me to sing normally in a low voice.
I'm sorry.
Yes, as a first place.
Wait a minute.
You are really good at singing.
I'm moved.
It's common for veteran singers.
Yes.
It's been 10 years.
You must be tired of singing, right?
Well, it's a long time ago, but...
In the middle of the night, Hideo Tokonaga's live performance was played.
I love it.
I was sleepy, but I watched it.
"Koharekake no REDIYO" was played.
I ate too much and said "Koharekake no REDIYO" at the end.
Absolutely!
Well, you know...
In the middle of the night, I said "Ale!"
"Oh ya, fui fui" is also good.
Love is over.
"Fui fui" means...
"Rabidoba"?
What are you doing?
"Rabidoba"?
It's carbohydrate.
"Rabidoba"?
"Jyori jyori"?
So, although veteran singers are interested in fakes,
the best singer chosen by professional singers was...
Koji Tamaki.
Well, let's go!
The next presenter is...
this person!
Please come in!
- Eh? - Scary.
- Scary, scary. - Scary, scary, scary.
- Eh? - Scary, so I did this.
- It's you!
- Ah, whatever. - Eh? - Geez.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
- I forgot. - Eh?!
- I forgot!
- No, no, it was scary.
- It was scary.
- Well, it's special, so Matsumoto-san...
- Eh?! - Matsumoto-san, sorry for the trouble.
- Sorry for the trouble.
- I really wanted to do this. - Yes, yes.
- But, well, due to time constraints, I had to do it. - I see.
- Well, well, it's fine for the next time. - Yes, yes.
- I had to do it.
- What I really wanted to do today is this.
- I thought you were still hiding a woman.
- Eh?!
- Not yet. - I'm going to show you.
- Really?! - I wanted to do it, but...
- Yes?
- There was such a huge pressure.
- Eh?! - I couldn't do it.
- So... - Not yet.
- Matsumoto-san, you're hiding it now, right?
- Yes, yes. - There's definitely pressure.
- That's why... - Now!
- You want to verify it? - You want to verify it?
- Now, what I want to verify today is... - Yes, yes.
- It's this! Look at it!
- Here it is. - Ah!
- It has nothing to do with it.
- Eh?! - You're kidding me.
- It's really good, isn't it? - This is...
- Everyone, push it. - No, no, this is for help!
- No! - It's true that you're in that position before, but...
- I've never held anything like this before.
- How is it? - Try it.
- So, my verification is this.
- Eh, what should I do? Should I push it? - No, you shouldn't push it.
- Now, Matsumoto-san's theory... Yes, which one is it?!
- "My feet don't stink more than anyone else's!"
- Eh?! - What is this?! - What kind of theory is this?!
- Eh?! - You know, really, in my life so far... - Yes?
- I've never been told that my feet stink.
- Who said that?! In my life!
- I've been told that my feet stink eight or nine times!
- What?! - Eight or nine times?!
- Eight or nine times is fine, but...
- Out of them, I, this 50-year-old man...
- My feet don't stink at all!
- I think it's worth verifying a little.
- No, well, it's fine to verify it, but we don't know about it!
- That's right! - That's right!
- It's just what you're saying. - I've never heard of it.
- No, no, but people around me gave me various data.
- Yes. - Yes. - Among them...
- I've heard various stories from my past managers. - You have a big voice!
- My current manager, Kim, he's a young manager...
- Kim said this...
- "Even when I was sweating on the field, it didn't smell."
- But you know... - What?!
- Even if a young person on the field smelled like you...
- They wouldn't say it, right? - It's hard for them to say it, right?
- A little while ago, my manager...
- You all know him, don't you, Fujiwara Hiroshi? - Yes, yes.
- Not only his feet, but in everything...
- He never thought you smelled.
- Let's say it! - That's what a lot of people think.
- That's right!
- But my previous manager...
- He didn't even smell like an urinary tract.
- That's right! - That's right!
- Therefore, according to the data we have now, it may not have smelled like an urinary tract.
- No, no, the data is wrong.
- So far, it's like this. - So far, it's like this.
- Yes, and this is what I want to say.
- My right foot's rival is my left foot!
- Matsumi's foot!
- It's like a salute. - Like a salute!
- I know how you say it, but... - It's fine.
- Can you prepare something for me? I'll just do it for now. Can you bring it here for a moment?
- Yes. - Ah, here.
- What?! - What?!
- What are you doing? - What's wrong with you? - It's fine.
- This is... - Well, well, it's fine. We'll go with the flow, but you're in a mess of order.
- Plasma... - Yes, please.
- That's right. - Plasma cluster.
- If it smells like this, will it react? - Please put water in the tank, okay?
- No, not the water in the tank... - Please put water in the tank!
- That's not how you put water in the tank. - This is fine.
- No, water is fine. - Water is fine.
- There's a sensor here, right? - Yes. - Yes.
- If there's something smelly in here, of course the color will change. - Yes.
- What color does it smell like? - Blue to green.
- Well, I did smell this color.
- Everyone, look. It's this color. - Blue to green.
- Is it smelly if it's red? - It's smelly if it's blue.
- Red is the worst. - It's like a traffic light.
- Oh, you said that on "Bartari". - "Bartari" it is!
- Come on, do it!
- Everyone told me about it.
- Would you like to try it? - Yes.
- Eneshu, would you like to try it? Are you okay with it?
- Well, you know... - Yes?
- I'm okay with it.
- Why? Why do you say that all of a sudden?
- Goto. - Is it me?
- Oh, Goto? - Yes.
- Goto is famous for his smelly feet. - No, no, no.
- Where is he famous for that? - I'm sure you wrote about it to Eneshu and Ganshu.
- No, no, I didn't write about it. - No, no, no.
- For a while, take off your shoes... - Take off your shoes...
- And put it on. - It's blue now, right? - It's blue now, right?
- Yes. - Oh, I don't like it.
- Like orange.
- And you can't tell how smelly Goto is.
- The color doesn't change at all.
- It doesn't change at all.
- You...
- You're useless. - Wait a minute.
- Are you serious? - It doesn't work at all.
- For now, I'll push you. - What are you doing?
- Don't push me!
- Koyabu... - Yes?
- Koyabu... - Koyabu...
- In Koyabu, there's only one person who smells like a rasogra. - No, no.
- There are probably more smelly people in other countries. - Okay.
- There's no one who's this big and doesn't smell like feet.
- Well, for me too, my legs smell like feet.
- It's not blue at all. - It's blue.
- I'm putting it on the sensor.
- It's not blue at all. - More.
- So...
- No, no, no.
- It doesn't work.
- So, when I was on the phone, I said it too.
- I said, "Let's not do this."
- And? - "Nothing will probably happen."
- However, everyone... - Yes?
- Since Matsumoto-san said that... - Yes?
- I'd like some other members of the verification team to come to another set. - Yes.
- While hiding their faces, we'll compare the smell of Matsumoto-san and the other members of the verification team. - I see.
- So, Matsumoto-san... - Yes? - Go to another set.
- Okay!
- What is this?! I'll do it! - Eh?!
- What are you doing, you bastard?! - I'm the one who said it! - Damn it!
- Whose feet are smelly?! - I'm not saying it!
- So, everyone! - Yes? - Let's verify that Matsumoto-san's feet don't smell worse than anyone else's! - Yes.
- So, this time, we'll use a special set with only Matsumoto-san's feet.
- In the box, in addition to Matsumoto-san, there's also Goto-san, chosen by the panelers, and four other celebrities.
- If you're told you smell bad, you'll show your face. At this point, you lose. - Ah, I see.
- If Matsumoto-san stays until the end... - I see. - I see. - ...this set is correct! - I see. - So, we won't admit it!
- And so, the smell judge has decided on "u".
- Do I have to smell all six of you? - No, you can smell all six of us.
- Then, I'll... - And lastly, tell me how many of you smelled bad. - It's not about whether you smelled bad or not. - Ah, I'm scared! - Is there a pattern in which not all of you smell bad? - I'll do it. - Yes.
- First of all...
- Come a little closer... - I know! - Come over here! - You know how it is, right? - Yes. - You have to smell all of us at once.
What is a fashionable person doing?
Oh, brother, I don't know...
What's up with you?
Why should I draw?
The judgment is...
Well...
Will you react like that?
Both of you reacted at the same time.
What's wrong with you?
Can you see my reaction?
What kind of show is this?
Everyone is saying yes.
Let's talk about it together.
Let me know what you think.
I think I'm the worst one so far.
I think I'm the worst one too.
I'm sure of it.
I think I'm the worst one here.
I'm sure she's upset at home.
She's definitely angry at home.
What do you think everyone?
But I think I'm the worst.
Now, let's go!
Who?
Number 5!
Open!
You stink!
No, no, it's not like that!
Everyone says it, you know!
No, no, wait, what is this project?
No, in the morning you're wearing black socks, and in the afternoon you're telling me to watch TBS, and I didn't hear anything!
You stink!
Oh, I see!
There are people who are confused!
You stink!
And so, Manjoe Itch's "Ashikusa Saikai" is really...
So, should we say this?
Yes, let's say it!
Right?
Now, next up is...
Number 4! Open!
You stink!
Really?
You stink!
No, no, no!
Ready? Ready? Ready?
Ready? Ready?
Ready? No!
Why? It's reliable, isn't it?
You really stink!
Number 4 or 5?
While the two people who seem to stink are being opened in order, next up is...
Can I say it one more time?
Yes, you can!
I think...
It's coming, right?
Ah!
It's coming!
It's coming, right?
Ah! But...
It's not there!
Wow, I think this is pretty...
Right?
My number 3 is pretty dirty!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Go ahead!
Hey, what are you doing? It stinks!
Can I smell it?
It stinks! The smell I smelled earlier!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Can I smell it?
This is a lie, so I'm going to leave it at home!
Normally, all laundry should smell the same!
But now that I think about it, this one?
Yes! This is the worst so far.
Then let's go!
Number 3! Open!
You, you...
Are you being told off, sir?
No, no, this is proof that you worked!
This is proof of a worker!
No, it's not proof of a worker, because...
I'm sorry to say this, but it seems like the other two are free.
You're busy, though.
As busy as their feet smell, number 5 is open, and only half is left.
Matsumoto-san hasn't been released yet!
Then what should we do?
Right?
Yes.
She's been saying it since the beginning.
Let's go!
Number 1! Open!
What's with this interruption!
It's the first thing you say!
It's the worst!
It's the first thing you say!
What is it?
Something like "it smells bad"?
It's not "it doesn't smell bad", it's "it does"!
You're lying!
It's the first thing you say!
But it's not "it bothers me"!
It's definitely not "it's bad", it's "it bothers me", but...
No, it's not! I have a monitor here, but you can see it even if it smells!
Kojima, you put your finger in your nose!
That's not right!
I was about to bite it, but it got close and went in!
Your finger went in your nose!
That's aggressive!
And with that, Matsumoto opens in a halfway position.
Unfortunately, the theory didn't work.
Number 6 has been bothering me for a long time!
Number 6 is definitely alive!
Women!
She's answering at home!
Number 2, does it smell bad?
Number 2 doesn't smell bad at all!
Number 2 is the best!
I can't even see it from my side!
I see!
Number 2, which everyone says doesn't smell bad at all!
Open!
Number 2!
Matsumoto!
The show's brief... Matsumoto's brief...
I've been put my nose in it!
It doesn't smell at all!
Amazing!
Okay, number 1, which everyone was worried about...
Number 6!
Open!
Who is it?
No, no, no! Stop it!
No way!
I won't lose! Stop it!
I won't lose!
Ebi-san, do you wear this every day?
I wear it every day.
Do you really like it?
I think it's fashionable.
If you verify the result with this, Matsumoto- san's theory is wrong!
Today's guest is a funny theory.
It's not funny.
So, Matsumoto-san's feet are not stinkier than Goto Terumoto's, but stinkier than Ebisu Yoshikazu's.
Let's find out.
Our next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Hello!
I'm Dr. Yoshikazu Matsumoto!
Nice to meet you!
I brought a theory with me.
I see.
It's about this person.
What does it mean?
I've been teaching disciples for about 30 years, and I've come to realize that there is a theory in the Takeshi Corps that is very conscious of itself.
It's not that bad.
The theory I'm going to propose today is...
Beat Takeshi is serious about not selling his disciples.
It's a real problem.
It's a problem.
It's a very unfortunate theory.
And there is a theory that the signboard of Roppongi intersection is too scary.
What does it mean, specifically?
The Takeshi Corps is a relationship in which a disciple's name is called by his master and a designated division is formed.
Just like a parent gives his child a name, a disciple's name should also be named by his master.
However, in the case of Beat Takeshi, he is serious about it.
It's not like that.
It's just a bad joke.
Bad joke?
He's playing with people's lives.
It's a real problem.
In a village where Dr. Suidobashi is handing out gifts...
That man sneaks into the studio.
It is...
Beat Takeshi.
After this, in an unfamiliar studio...
How many Takeshi are there?!
This person, in the past had this kind of name.
Yes, yes, yes. First of all, this person.
Dankatsu. Right? Takeshi Army's demon soldier.
"Dan" as in "Dan" received from Master Dan.
Originally, he was Master Dan's disciple, but...
...the first name that entered Takeshi Army was...
...this one!
"Funkorogashi"!
With this "funkorogashi" name...
...he went to greet Master Yokoyama Yasushi.
Nice to meet you, I'm Funkorogashi.
As soon as he said that...
...he was beaten up.
He was the first one to be beaten up.
"Nametonkarare"!
Master! Bring him here!
That's what he was told.
I see, there are only a limited number of programs.
That's right.
Matsuo Bannai-san.
His face is a little dark, but...
...this person, before Matsuo Bannai-san became famous...
...was this one!
This one!
"Ibitsukomebitsu"!
I don't know the origin of this name, but...
...the shape of the head is crooked.
I don't know about this.
And the reason why it has "komebitsu" on it...
...is because of the "goro".
Because of the "bitsu" on it?
It's just "goro".
He didn't think about it deeply.
He didn't think about it at all.
He just stepped on it.
Next up is "Rusheritamae-san"!
She has become famous as a travel reporter.
This is "Rusheritamae-san".
"Rikido-river".
"Rikido-river"!?
Yes. This means that "Rikido-mountain" has been changed into "river".
That's right.
I'm a little disappointed.
"Rikido-river".
Yes. "Rikido-river".
You're saying that you've lost too much strength, aren't you?
Well, I think my partner is the one who has walked the easiest path in our army.
I see.
"Tamabukuro" Sujitaro.
I think it's a miracle that you've been doing this game for 28 years.
No, it's amazing.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
It's amazing.
When I first joined NHK, they forced me to change my name to "Kentaro Chiebukuro".
They forced you to change it!?
They forced me to change it.
So you can't play anymore?
I can't play anymore.
In fact, "Tamabukuro" Sujitaro also has three game names.
What!?
You can choose one of the three.
I see.
Here are the three choices.
"Ari-no-to-atari" Tetsuya.
"Chiroma-tea" "Tamabukuro" Sujitaro.
You can choose one of them now?
Yes.
I see.
It's amazing.
If you choose "Ishihara-kuro", you can't live as an entertainer, can you?
Moreover, it's "Ari-no-to-atari".
I see.
You don't want to change it?
But what about you, professor?
Before me, professor Suidobashi, I had a game name.
And it's this one.
"Kamehatama-shiro-no-suke" The second generation.
This is terrible.
"J-soul-brother" The third generation.
"Kamehata-shiro-no-suke" The fourth generation.
What does "second generation" mean?
There was a first generation.
Oh, was there?
But the first generation quit.
I thought "this game is delicious" and I even showed off my fame.
However, the TV station will not allow me to combine "tamabukuro" and "kamehatama".
That's right.
It's a combination, right?
I can't do it anymore.
However, there is still a game name that is thought not to sell at all in the Takeshi Corps.
There is a person from Choshu.
He also saw this game name.
Kyushu-riki
Choshu "koriki" was a show-break.
You like it a little, don't you, Takeshi-san?
If "kyushu-riki" is not good, it will be "konshu- riki".
After that, it will be "manshu-riki".
After that, it will be "irinoi-shu-riki".
I don't know.
"Irinoi-shu-riki" is funny.
"Irinoi-shu-riki" is...
If you get drunk by someone, you can't come from Africa.
This is a question of whether it is a name with love.
Some people have stopped using it as soon as it was given a name.
Really?
Yes, it is here.
Former Japanese.
No matter what you say.
This is also a joke.
I came back with embarrassment.
I put a grammar like this.
I haven't come up with a joke after that.
The scope of the game is too narrow.
It was no good.
I stopped using it in two weeks.
In two weeks?
And...
"Zuzuki-o".
It is good to say that "Zuzuki-o" is strong.
However, it has a wide forehead.
"Zuzuki-o" was given a name because it looks like it is strong.
However, when I appeared in a TV show, I was called "kawara-wari" or "block-wari".
I just became "chidaru-man".
Even though you are not strong.
I stopped using it in a blink of an eye.
I still have a lot of other names.
Today, we would like to hear from the victims of the game.
Let's hear it!
Good evening.
You look like a refugee of the entertainment world.
Really?
You are a victim of the game.
You are a member of the military?
Yes.
Really?
I'm not a member of the military.
Many people call me by that name.
Really?
Yes.
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-t-a-r-e...
Yes?
Is my name in the game?
What's wrong with you?
I don't think so.
If it is not in the game, it is a problem.
Calm down and say it.
I'm sorry, but what do you mean by "your appearance looks like this"?
It's the appearance that Mr. Takei gave me, but it's not like that from the beginning.
Before you gave it to me for the first time, you looked me in the head and said, "Do you look like s**t?"
No, no, I was really told that.
It's hard for me to deal with TV.
No, no, it can't be helped. I have no choice but to tell you the truth.
I'm sorry, it's not that you're better than me, it's just that you don't have much ability.
What are you talking about?
Hey, hey, what are you talking about?
Hey, hey, can you say that?
Okay, now you touched my back of the head, and I'm also a little distorted.
Then you said, "Your head is distorted. It looks like a picture of a Dali painter."
And your game name is "Dali's Head."
Isn't it disgusting?
What are you talking about?
It's disgusting, isn't it?
"Dali's Head," what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
"Dali's Head," it's disgusting, isn't it?
No, it's really good.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
Anyway, you said, "Please leave me your forehead," and I said, "Oh, forehead," and you said, "Oh, okay," and I said, "Your forehead looks like a picture of a Dali painter," and you said, "Oh, that's fine," and then you calmed down.
You don't have to make it this long.
How did you come up with your game name?
His current game name is this.
Oh, hello.
It's long!
It's called "Tokyo's Famous Big-headed Head for 500 Years."
Wow!
That's a mission!
When I went to Toronto, the first name I got was "Ruby Asaoka Morero."
I know that name!
It's an old name.
It's similar to "Ruby Morero" and "Asaoka Ruriko."
When we asked Kuhio Ogami, who combined the names of these two criminals,
he was able to change his name over and over again, and he still does.
How often do you get called like that?
I'm divided into three sections every time.
Tokyo's Famous Big-headed Head for 500 Years.
I'm divided into these three sections, so I get called somewhere.
- Just like that day? - Just like that day.
So you get called just like that day, too, Takeshi-san?
At first, they were very happy about it.
"Hey, 400 years!" "Oh, 100 years isn't enough!"
But after a week, they changed it to "An-chan."
They don't call me by that name anymore.
- They don't call you "Teacher" anymore. - "An - chan."
In Ogami-kun's case, he's honest and thinks that he can't continue with this name.
So if there's an opportunity, he'd like to change his name again.
- That's right. - He wants you to change it.
- It's true. - How about you, Kamina-san?
To be honest, when I'm called by that name, I don't know why.
He's usually the third one, but his stage name is "Shepard Taro."
Excuse me, my name is Shepard Taro.
What's wrong?
- There's a reason for that. - Good for you!
- It's not like he likes Shepard. - He doesn't like Shepard?
Takeshi-san bought Shepard and put him in his caretaker position.
I see.
So you made Shepard and put him in your caretaker position.
Yes, I did.
The person who gave me the name "I'll give you a game" is Roger Tatsutaro.
You did it!
You did it again!
You did it like a joke, but you slipped again.
You're so funny.
You've never been laughed at by me and Bartender.
You're so funny.
I have no choice but to say the truth.
Did you hear what he said?
You're so rude.
I've been trying my best.
He doesn't know what it is.
That's right.
It's not a commercial or a demonstration.
Why do you look so surprised?
I'm embarrassed.
Do you remember her name?
Yes, I do.
You're Ataru Shimei-sama.
The name I have now is Ataru Shimei-sama.
Do you remember her name?
Yes, I do.
She used to dance in downtown.
I know her.
She used to be a cop.
She used to be a dancer.
She changed her name to "dance dance".
Then she got a job in downtown.
She used to be a salesman.
Yes, she used to be a salesman.
She used to be "dacho club" when she was doing well.
"Dacho club".
Her name has changed a lot.
She used to be "Ruji Matsutaro", didn't she?
Yes, she used to be.
She still is.
She used to be "Ando Yukitaro".
She used to be "Ruji Matsutaro".
But "Yukitaro" is not good.
It's not good.
It's international famous.
"Yukitaro" is not good.
When I saw this, I was amazed.
I understood it in a second.
It's not good.
And, "Rimata", you can't talk, can you?
Go home.
No, no.
Tom is very good.
You are not good.
What is it today?
It's a world cup.
FIFA is the worst team in FIFA ranking.
And the worst team in FIFA ranking is Bhutan.
Bhutan is 51th in FIFA ranking.
There are only 11 soccer teams in FIFA ranking.
But it's a good opportunity for you to change your name.
I finally came here.
It's wonderful.
I like your proper name.
You have a lot of candidates.
You have a lot of choices.
If you make it self-sufficient, it will cost you millions of yen.
Thank you very much.
So you can choose whatever you like.
I have to choose, right?
Yes, you have to choose.
Then I will choose Sakai Shinnei.
You suddenly changed your name.
It's Maradona.
Did you say soccer?
I said "onda balda" in front of you.
What are you talking about?
It's Maradona.
You said "Choshu" so many times.
I said "onda balda" so many times.
I wanted to say it, but I didn't say it.
What is that?
Stop it!
Why are you selling this?
Maradona.
Maradona is a human being.
Maradona.
Then, it's soccer.
Azuki and Zico.
We can become two people.
This.
No, you can't.
You can't do that.
Why?
Maradona doesn't exist.
No one is Maradona.
People are worried about a strange Maradona.
Really?
I can't use it now.
All you have is Maradona.
We have one more Maradona.
It's impossible.
Boys.
We can't do anything about it.
It has decreased.
- It's decreasing! - Eigo-suke!
- It's decreasing! - It's still okay!
- Usually these kind of funnels gradually drop. - We're still afraid of it.
- If this was good, everyone would know the seriousness. - No, it's not good.
- Then let's go! - Okay.
- Giant squid. - Giant squid.
- Well, you're early! - You're early.
It's a little old-fashioned, isn't it?
Well, it's been a long time.
It's the real thing.
Oh, this is it.
It's the real thing, mom.
It's the real thing.
Everything is getting better.
Because it has nothing to do with it.
No, it doesn't work.
Who said that?
Oh, it's rubber band again.
It's getting better.
If you say like that,
Mr. Sugi will...
Mr. Sugi himself will forget about it.
It will be the same for another year, right?
Mr. Sugi will...
Oh, and sorry.
If you don't speak, I'll go home.
Is it okay for you to speak properly?
You're talking properly.
You're a botaclin bar owner.
Well, everybody is a guest.
Yes, you're right.
It's amazing.
Let's go to the next one.
Don't support him.
Mack Akasaka.
How about this?
Mack Akasaka.
Because he seems rich.
He seems like a good spouse.
I see.
He has a lot of money.
It's not bad.
Chance.
It's not bad.
It's not bad to read it.
It's cute.
Is it not bad?
Then, next one.
Yakubichi.
Is it that bad?
It's not bad at all.
Yakubichi.
It doesn't say "yakusubi".
It's not bad.
Yakubichi.
There are a lot of good ones.
What should we do?
Is it not good?
I think it's not good.
Until now, we have been refused to use it.
We have changed our name.
We are Iwashimizu Kentaro.
You are a criminal.
If we change our name and become a judge in this show,
will we be allowed to say it?
That's good.
How do you like it?
Well...
That's good.
Thank you.
How do you like it?
Well...
Daioikao is not a name that can reduce or increase numbers.
It's a happy name.
Daioikao is...
Wait a minute.
I don't like it.
Then, Daioikao.
Are you sure you like it?
Yes.
Are you sure you like it?
Well...
I don't know how to say it.
He doesn't know how to say it.
I don't know how to say it.
So, Daioikao.
Daioikao.
He doesn't know how to say it.
Daioikao.
But, people call me "brother" sometimes.
So, we'll see if it sells or not.
Yes.
I want you to write "enka mimata" now.
What?
I want you to write it.
What's "mimata mata"?
I thought you said "mimata badozou".
I said "minunumi".
It sounds like katakana.
I said "minunumi".
No, no, no!
What are you doing?
I said "minunumi"!
No, no, no!
If you look at it from the side, it says "shamoji- kun".
It's good.
It's like Hiroshima's sales department.
It's limited.
Let's say "shamoji-kun".
No, no, no!
If you want to go to Daioh, say "shamoji-kun".
"shamoji-kun"?
No, no, no!
However, he is also Daioh Ikao!
Wow!
Nice to meet you. I'm Daioh Ikao.
Good luck!
Daioh Ikao, Daioh Ikao, Daioh Ikao...
Are you listening?
Tokyo's famous goods have been renewed for over 500 years.
Will Daioh Ikao sell well?
In this program, we will observe for verification purposes only.
That was three weeks before this special recording.
Now, let's go.
Here is our next presenter.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I just pulled out my hairband and I was wondering if it was okay.
No, no, no, we're not playing around today.
No, we're not playing around.
I have a theory that I really want to share with you, my viewers and those of you who are here now.
I see.
I'm sure you've been waiting for it.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Excuse me.
May I?
Yes, yes.
May I?
Yes, yes.
The theory I brought with me today is...
Yes.
This one!
Yes.
Yanko Kanae's theory is actually the strongest.
Thank you very much.
Yes, yes.
I already know that you'll react like that.
I know you'll take a walk for a moment.
Really?
You'll take a walk for a moment?
Yes.
After all, I really like cutting hair.
I love it.
You know Twitter, right?
An amateur posts a topic on Twitter and I reply.
Of course, if I have to say both good and bad things about it,
well, the bad things are amazing, but...
It's amazing, but I like it.
What I really want to say is...
Yes.
I see.
The image, right?
Yes, the image.
And there is a saying like "If you laugh at Kano, you lose."
I see, I see.
And even if you give a great answer, it will slip because of the filter called "Kano Eikou".
It's possible, really.
If I say my answer through the filter called "Matsumoto-san", it will definitely be accepted.
If I say "This is what Matsumoto-san came up with and said", it will be accepted, right?
It will definitely be accepted.
Well, it depends on the person, right?
Yes.
Well, there is Kano who keeps saying this, so in this program...
I see.
I will think of a way to fairly judge Kano's sarcasm.
I see.
Until the next recording...
Yes.
We will have you post it on a corner where you need a sense of humor for radio and magazines and other media.
Of course, you won't say his name.
I see.
So, if Kano's post is accepted, we will say that he is good at sarcasm.
Yes.
Is this okay?
Yes, it's what we want.
Matsumoto-san, I will let you do it with this rule, but is it okay?
In the last game of the Japanese Grand Prix, there was a question about Garigari-kun's worst taste.
Yes.
What do you think of it?
Am I allowed to say this? Is this Matsumoto-san's filter toast?
Filter toast?
Yes.
As soon as you said it, it was completely exposed, right?
It's not a filter.
It's not a filter?
It's not.
Can I try it once?
Can I say it?
Ask Kano-san.
Ask Kano-san and I will say it?
Yes.
But I asked Kano-san.
It's okay.
It's Garigari-kun's worst taste, right?
Yes.
Is it okay?
So, Garigari-kun's worst taste is...
Let's ask Shinsen.
Do I have to say this?
Can you say it, Junior-san?
Garigari-kun's worst taste is...
Tofu taste.
So...
What will happen next week?
Is it true?
Wait a minute. My filter is really dirty right now.
Just once.
It's really dirty just once.
I want to go home! I want to go home! I want to take a shower! I want to go home!
So, Kano Eiko verified his worst taste.
What will happen?
A few days after the recording...
Kano came to Shinya's TBS.
I came.
Today...
There's a radio show that Yamazato-san of Nankai Candies is doing.
A live broadcast.
There's a corner where we ask our listeners for a big cut.
I'm thinking of answering those questions.
So...
To cover up Kano Eiko's name and post it...
First, he thought of a pen name.
What could it be?
Wednesday...
Downtown...
Since it's Wednesday...
Wednesday?
How about Wendy?
Huh?
Wendy.
Is it not enough?
I'll go with "Wendy".
Wendy.
Whatever, just go with "Wendy".
I can't go with "Kano" or "Haru", can I?
So, the pen name is decided to be "Wendy".
And the time is 1am.
I'm Ryoku Yamasato of Nankyan Yamasato.
I'm 14 years old.
Nankyan Yamasato's radio is a star.
By the way, Kano said "I feel sorry for the animals in my zoo" while wearing a pink scarf.
She's wearing a pink scarf.
She's good at "Oh, you just imagined something strange", she says.
Whatever, there are 45 questions in total in all corners.
I'll go with "Wendy" right away.
She's #65 years old.
When she has free time, she immediately plays a smartphone puzzle game.
You don't like it at all, do you, Yamasato?
Well...
I always thought when I was a student that this was the peak.
Is it long?
I don't know what will be funny anymore.
Anyway, this is the ending, but next Wednesday, November 1st, there will be a special week.
What?!
In the end, they couldn't read any of it and the first day ended.
It's no good.
Kano is back on TBS.
Today is...
NHK's...
Cell Phone Challenge.
That's right.
Today's challenge is NHK's Cell Phone Challenge, which airs live on Saturday nights.
It's "the" challenge.
It's the simplest challenge.
Well...
On the radio...
Well, it has habits and other meanings.
But this time...
It's going to be highly rated.
Then, he suddenly takes out a towel and...
It's like Matsumoto-san challenged himself.
Yeah.
Kano enters from the shape.
Is he going to be read this time in the "one-man- god" style?
He's here.
Then, the show begins.
Here is the challenge.
Amazing.
Traveling abroad.
This tour conductor is no good.
Why is that?
Kano's answer to this challenge is...
Well...
You buy cigarettes at an airport duty-free shop and get asked to do it.
Being moved more than a tourist at a sightseeing spot.
Traveling to America and rapping all over the world.
NABU posts 59 of them.
Will WENDY's answer be read?
Let me introduce the answers.
WENDY, go ahead.
It's the last work of the Tokyo Dome sponsors.
This tour conductor is no good. What's the reason?
It says 'wind chimes and volcanoes' on the flag.
It's all over the place.
This tour conductor is no good. What's the reason?
It's a sightseeing spot and it's really nice here. Take a picture.
WENDY's name will never be called again.
The show is over.
I'm shocked that my answer didn't work.
I'm losing to the general public.
KANO is shocked that his answer didn't work.
But KANO posts his answers to magazines and magazines.
Let's check the answers.
WENDY, WENDY, WEN...
None of them work.
None of them work!
His voice is too loud.
Not only that, on the late-night radio where the entertainer does his personality work,
it's broadcasted in almost every corner.
It's not that bad.
I don't know.
However, Wendy's name was never mentioned and 10 days had passed.
Kano, who was driven there, spread the scope of the program and broadcasted it on the afternoon radio and regional radio corners.
Kano, who visited TBS early in the morning on this day.
Today, there is a radio program that Kawashima of Kirin is doing.
There is a regional radio corner and I posted there.
I don't know, but it's a morning program, so maybe there aren't many posts and there aren't many rivals.
Yes, I don't think he's the man who launched the "big cut strongest theory".
It's a statement that completely lost its original purpose, but...
It's true.
It's started.
Good morning. Thursday is personality Kawashima Akira.
This time, I posted "the fastest big cut in Japan" corner.
It's a little strange corner that's been cutting since 8 a.m., but...
By the way, this time's topic is...
I'm not afraid of this haunted house at all. Why?
The answer posted by Kano is...
Ghosts have perfume and smell good.
I think there's something like that.
"Ghosts chew "urameshiya" and say "darumeshiyaan".
At the entrance, there are ghost-like bite time cards lined up.
There are 25 of them.
Japan's Fastest Big Cut Corner
Oh, here it is. This haunted house isn't scary at all. Why?
Tokyo, 20s. Nenzo-san's work since yesterday, "This haunted house isn't scary at all. Why?"
"When you turn a corner, a ghost appears. 3, 2, 1," he announces.
He navigates for me.
Um, this is from a Tokyo, 30s man named Wendy-san. "This haunted house isn't scary at all. Why?"
At the entrance, a ghost-like part-time job card is lined up.
So, at the entrance of the customer, the entrance of the class is the same.
He's not here today either.
I did it! I did it!
Two weeks after the test start, Wendy's post was finally adopted.
I'm glad.
Finally!
That's what I'm talking about!
What are you talking about?
See? I told you!
That's what I'm talking about!
I'm doing this because I'm a comedian.
I'm doing this because I'm Kawashima Kirino.
Kawashima Kirino is really good at this.
I'm doing this because I'm Kawashima Kirino.
That's why I know whether it's a good answer or a bad answer.
I think it's because of that.
Why do you think Kawashima read my answer?
Tell me.
Because it's funny.
What did you say?
Because it's funny.
That's right!
That's what it is!
I don't use the name "comedian power" or "Kano Eiko".
I just call you "Wendy".
The issue of the filter has been cleared up.
However, Kano continued to post.
But it's really hard.
It's over.
The verification is finally over.
In three weeks of verification period,
the number of posts was 626.
And the number of adoptions was one.
Everyone, what do you think of this result?
What do you think of this result?
But in the end, if it's been read, it means it's true, right?
Can we say it's the strongest theory?
No, it can't be.
That's not what we're talking about.
No, it can't be.
When it was adopted, it was the strongest.
When it was adopted on Kawashima Radio, it was also the strongest.
It's strange that there are many strongest.
No, no, no.
But if she thinks like that, it's fine, right?
We have that kind of thinking.
It's fine if you think like that, but we can't prove it.
By the way, is there any other answer that wasn't in the VTR?
No, there is.
Can you introduce it for us?
I want to ask you about the VTR.
For example...
I don't like this school's pool.
Sometimes there is a whirlwind.
Isn't it good?
It's June now.
It's December now. It's the farthest season.
In response to what Santa Claus is doing in this season...
He works part-time and saves money to buy presents for good girls.
Is it like that?
No, it's not like that.
Is Santa Claus like that?
No, it's not like that.
I don't know if it's like that or not, but...
Can you give us an interesting answer?
Is it like that?
I don't know if it's like that or not, but...
It's not like that? Is it really like that?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that, but...
Is it like that?
No, it's not like that.
I don't know if it's like that or not, but...
Is Santa Claus breaking rules?
I don't know if it's like that or not, but...
There's nothing else. It's a little more symmetrical.
It doesn't feel like something is coming.
I don't like this school's pool.
It's a 25 meter pool, but the water depth is 25 meters.
Is that so?
No, it's not.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Which school is it? Let's tell the Education Committee.
It's dangerous for elementary school students.
Is there anyone who has more answers than that?
Yes, there is. Everyone has it, right?
That's what I was told.
Do you have it?
Where is it?
It's more than this.
What is it?
Choshu-san.
I have it, Choshu-san.
It's not a game.
Choshu-san has it.
I don't like this school's pool.
What is it?
What do you not like about it?
There are a lot of piranhas in the pool.
It's the best!
The piranhas are helpful!
Wow!
Thank you, Choshu-san!
Choshu-san is the best!
Don't do it again!
At that speed.
Don't do it again.
As a result, it turned out that Choshu-riki is closer to Oogiri-saikyou than Kanoe-kou.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories that exist in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
Please!
It's me!
You shouldn't have done it like that!
I'm tired of it!
Please say it smartly.
As a result, today's theme is...
Here it is!
Baseball impersonator entertainer who is good at batting in real life!
Well, people who impersonate baseball players have similar forms and so on.
There is a saying like "to improve something, you first have to learn how to do it."
So, if you have similar forms and so on, I'm sure you're good at batting as well.
Is it possible now?
Kendo is also about shoulders, isn't it?
If you can do it with your shoulders, you can do it.
That's true.
Yes, and I don't know if there's anything else.
Mr. Choju, what do you think about this?
Me?
Which one do you think it is?
Well, I don't know.
What are you talking about?
Baseball impersonator entertainer who is good at batting in real life!
If you have similar forms and so on, I'm sure you're good at batting as well.
So, we gathered baseball impersonator entertainers and played against a competitive social team of the best four in Tokyo.
And we verified this theory.
Well, this is difficult.
No. 1, Raito.
Oh, suddenly!
No. 1, Raito.
Oh!
No. 7, No. 31.
They look alike!
First, the batting form of No. 1 is completely reproduced.
No. 2 is challenging.
They look alike!
It's like a major league player got lost in the baseball.
Now, the first pitch of hell.
Oh, my God!
No, it's not.
It's a pitch!
The first pitch is out of the inner wall and it's a ball!
Oh, my God!
No. 2 is challenging.
No, I'm gonna do it!
I'm gonna do it!
If you can't do it because you want to do it, we'll hit you!
Oh, my God!
They look alike!
Now, the second pitch!
It's a strike!
It's a one-ball-one-strike!
Nichiro couldn't make it for a new rule.
I want to do it! I want to do it!
It's a one-ball-one-strike and it's the third pitch!
Now, the next pitch...
Will the left-handed hitmaker make it?
Nichiro...
It's a serve!
It was a pitiful foul!
The bat's hand was a little late!
But the follow-through was close!
Now, it's a one-ball-one-strike and it's the third pitch!
Will the hitmaker make it?
It's a four-ball-one-strike and it's the seventh pitch!
It's a set-position!
It's a pitch!
It's a strike!
Nichiro has fallen to Sanshin!
Now, let's look at the replay!
As you can see from the outside...
It was a straight of about 120km, but he definitely missed it!
I used to be in the soccer club.
That's right.
Nichiro, who had no baseball experience at all, has fallen to Sanshin.
2nd. 1st. Kiyohara. Back number... 5.
9th. Kiyohara Kazuhiro.
His impersonation is...
"Little Kiyohara". Height 169cm.
20cm tall "Little Kiyohara".
The play was called!
Pitcher, set-position! He threw the first ball!
Outside!
He came in with a blue swing! "Little Kiyohara"!
He's bad at hitting!
The timing is right!
This "Little Kiyohara" seems like he's going to hit!
2nd ball!
This is a foul!
One trigger direction!
You know what you're doing, don't you?
Right-handed! Right-handed!
The tension is getting higher!
He caught the ball after two balls! Little Kiyohara!
But he's being chased!
No ball, 10 strikes!
Third ball!
Come on!
He hit it! It went up high!
He's good at hitting!
The third one is the fastest!
OK! Kumo is out!
But it was better than the first one!
Yeah, it was better than the first one!
Um... I was in the table tennis club when I was in middle school.
So it didn't work out for me.
All-stars who have never played baseball before!
Will Kiyohara continue his benching career?
Third one!
First!
Kiyohara!
Sevango!
Fifth!
He's a little bigger.
He can do it!
He's 11cm taller than Little Kiyohara.
He's 8cm shorter than Kumo.
Little Kiyohara!
Can Little Kiyohara keep his hopes up for a one- size-ball?
Are we all naming him?
It's time for a clean-up!
Fitcher's set motion!
The ninth one!
He threw it!
It's a two-handed strike!
He missed it with his home-technique, "sanagara".
This deep-seated posture is what makes Kiyohara lose his focus.
He should have hit it.
What will he do?
It's a foul!
Sevango!
Kuwata!
Kuwata hit it!
Even if Kuwata gets caught out, he's experienced.
Kuwata's in!
Now, 3rd and 9th!
The timing is just right!
An empty 3rd and 10th!
Midoru Kiyohara, who got involved in a tough course outside!
Well, there are a few, but...
Midoru Kiyohara, who was in the baseball club in middle school, but unfortunately, 3rd and 10th.
4th! 3rd! Nagashima!
Sevango! 3rd!
No way!
He's a legend.
Yes!
He's out!
What?!
In the batting box, there's a 45-year-old Nagashima impersonation.
Pretty Nagashima, current Chiba Prefectural Prosecutor's Office Deans.
He's a big challenge for the impersonation world.
That's right!
Now, finally, the notorious 4th batter is in the batting box!
It's Pretty Nagashima!
From the pitcher's set motion to the first pitch!
He threw it!
An empty 3rd and 10th!
He showed the same empty 3rd and 10th as Nagashima and Shigeo!
The 2nd pitch!
He threw it!
He showed the same empty 3rd and 10th as Nagashima and Shigeo!
The 2nd pitch!
He threw it!
He hit it back to the center!
How about the batting?
The center batsman hits it back!
The center batsman is out!
Out!
No way!
It was a hit.
It's a hit.
His brain is jumping in.
Let's watch the replay.
A ball hit his second back.
This was a fastball that jumped into the center.
The record is a hit!
I've been playing the game for seven years and I've never played baseball,
but this game is like the "shinozuka" I used to play.
It's a hit.
I want you to follow me.
The impersonation of Pretty Nagashima of the National Nutrition Award is a great hit.
And then there is Kanemoto, who used to be a semi- professional.
Former major league player, Chojima.
I'm here.
Furthermore, Motonichiham and Lee.
Three consecutive wins in a row.
Hmm, it's no good.
Meanwhile, the most unexpected man in the Japanese league is in the lead.
No. 8, center, Shinjo, back number 1.
I'm counting on you, Shinjo!
No. 8, center, Shinjo, is in the lead.
It's absolutely impossible!
He missed it! He missed it and it's a strike!
Second ball! He missed it and it's a strike!
Third ball! He missed it and it's a strike!
It's a strike.
Surprisingly, he didn't show any of his impersonation swings and missed all of them.
No. 9, pitcher, Kuwata, is left.
He threw the pitcher and it's a strike!
The last one is fast.
So, baseball impersonation entertainers aren't really good at batting,
but it's a result of Pretty Nagashima's hard work.
Pretty Nagashima is amazing!
As expected of No. 4, he's a hitter.
He's in the lead, but just by looking like him, you can't say he's bad at batting.
The editing team messed up in the second half, right?
Right.
They said "soi, soi, soi", right?
5, 6, 7, there wasn't much difference.
The next theory is this!
The rank kingdom theme, "it doesn't matter".
Do you know about rank kingdom?
Yes, I've heard about it for a long time.
Yes, it's a ranking show that is broadcasted late at night.
In rank kingdom, "it doesn't matter" theme, "it doesn't matter if you know about it or not", continues.
I think everyone is interested in ranking.
George, have you watched rank kingdom?
No, I'm sleeping at this hour.
It's early.
If you watch it every week, we'll be surprised, too.
This time, we've put together a ranking that doesn't matter, so please have a look.
We've been doing it for a long time.
In rank kingdom, "it doesn't matter" theory is verified.
It's like a dinosaur.
In rank kingdom, "it doesn't matter" theme, "it doesn't matter if you know about it or not", continues.
This is the ranking show's original ranking, "it doesn't matter" theme.
- What is the number one? - Number one.
- Number two.
- Number one and number one are over, but I'll do my best.
- Seven? - Lucky seven.
- Eight. My birthday is August 8th.
- It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter.
- She was surprised by the unexpected "it doesn't matter" theme.
- By the way, the result is...
- As you can see... - It doesn't matter.
- Nitta, number one, won!
- Oh, number two is number one.
- It can't be. "it doesn't matter" is too good.
- Also, one day...
- This time, it's 100 people.
- Who do you like better, Rosa or Shumai?
- I like gyoza.
- It's crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside.
- I like gyoza more than rice.
- I like Shumai. It doesn't make my mouth smelly.
- I like gyoza. My hometown is Shizuoka, so Hamamatsu gyoza is famous.
- Both are delicious.
- Gyoza was 76% popular.
- As expected, "it doesn't matter" is too good.
- Gyoza and Shumai are treated in the same order.
- Can you touch other things?
- Eyes, nose, ears... which do you hate?
- What day do you like?
- What did you get for your fortune?
- Nose, tongue, etc...
- Like this, there are too many topics that you don't care about.
- But sometimes, there are patterns that suddenly change.
- Let's think about international issues together!
- We investigated countries that girls in Siberia think they can't trust anymore.
- Ranking "g"!
- For some reason, it's a hard socialist topic all of a sudden.
- We asked girls in Siberia.
- Which country do you think you can't trust anymore?
- China.
- The air looks dirty.
- North Korea.
- I have a bad image when I watch the news.
- Japan.
- Nuclear power plants are in a mess.
- Consumer goods are increasing every day.
- Socialist!
- Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- We have a question for girls in Shizuya.
- We investigated words that fit in this circle.
- What "g"?
Shizuya's girls have a question.
We investigated words that fit in this circle.
What kind of words do you girls fit in this circle?
Um... "so"?
"Sa" is one of them.
Um... "shi"?
"Shi" is one of them.
Um... "su"?
"Su" isn't one of them.
- Next, next, next. - What could it be?
Next.
It's "socks"!
You're terrible!
How did Shizuya's girls respond to this surprising sexual harassment survey?
Good job!
Ranking 9!
What words do you girls fit in this circle?
We've been asking this for 300 years!
I can only think of one!
"Six"!
- No, it's "entirety"! - I got one!
It's "entirety"!
Oh, it's six numbers!
But is it really number one?
It's number nine!
Even in the narration, the girls are shocked.
The girls are shocked.
"Entirety"!
And here is the first place.
"Entirety"?
Yeah.
"Entirety"?
The first thing I thought of was "entirety", and then "entirety" came up in my mind.
"Entirety"!
- Are you always thinking about that? - No, I'm not.
And the sexual harassment show "Ranking 9" is about to begin.
- It's not a sexual harassment show, is it? - This time, Shibuya girls are 100% "entirety"!
What did you think of when you heard "entirety"?
I only thought of "entirety"!
"Entirety"!
Shigeji, who are you?
I'm Chinko.
Chinko.
What is this?
"Ranking 9" was not only a boring show, but it was also a wide range of topics, from social topics to private topics.
It was a comprehensive ranking variety show that TBS is proud of.
It's amazing!
It was hard to say "entirety", but you said it at the end of the show.
"Ranking 9" will continue for another 19 years.
You may be watching it casually, but if you focus on it now, it's worth watching it every month.
- Every month! - That's right.
I didn't know you would say that.
Excuse me.
Two weeks after the discovery, he visits Daioh Ikao.
- How are you? - I'm fine, thank you.
What is your reaction after the discovery?
He called me "Ikao" once.
Does he like you?
He said he would hold a discovery ceremony for me.
I don't know if he will do it or not, but he is happy to do it.
This program is brought to you by "p" and "g" and sponsored by Daioh Ikao.