AISubs v3.4
A man's dream! A remote marriage between a woman and a dream!
That's great.
It is.
Do you remember what you did last year?
I do, but it wasn't that popular.
Last year, we asked people who could do a remote marriage on Instagram.
As a result, we got 16 girls.
Let's stop it.
There's no point in doing Instagram.
It was our first time, and it was our ninth time.
We have a lot of girls this year.
Before we started filming, we asked people who could do a remote marriage on Instagram.
This year, with the cooperation of Mr. Sakurai of "Shitamachi", we will start the remote marriage.
Thank you for waiting.
The girls who will do the remote marriage with us this time are...
What are you talking about?
Here they are!
Wow! Sexy!
She's sexy!
Wow! Mr. Takako! Sexy!
Mr. Takako, who are you talking to?
Mr. Takako, could you stand up for a moment?
Please stand up for a moment.
Don't say unnecessary things!
Mr. Takako, could you stand up for a moment?
Yes.
Is this okay?
She noticed us!
She noticed us.
We wanted to go without being noticed.
We're not stupid.
You're right.
There were 17 girls who applied for us.
We have one more girl.
Last year, we had 16 girls. This year, we have 17 girls.
Last year, we had 16 girls. This year, we have 16 girls.
You have strong eyes.
Positive.
You don't have fat legs.
Positive.
I'm happy. They will love us forever.
They won't betray us.
There is one girl who looks like a regular.
That's good, mom. You are happy.
I thought you were a regular.
Thank you, Haruna.
You look like you are engaged with Haruna.
Haruna.
Hello.
Haruna.
I'm happy.
I'll go anytime.
Haruna, are you happy?
I'm very happy.
Yesterday, at 3 a.m., I saw the story.
I thought I could do it if it was last time.
You did it!
I did it!
You did it!
At first, it was dangerous.
Ms. Takako.
I'm curious about you, Ms. Takako.
Oh, it's Yoko!
Daughter?
I'm Chita's daughter.
Can you show me your face?
I'm Chita's daughter.
I love blue.
Agnes!
Are you there?
Hey!
Gef!
Gest!
Oh gosh.
I've known you for 30 years, Okamura-san.
Oh gosh.
I've known you for 30 years, Okamura-san.
It's been my turn after all.
Is 30 hidden years OK?
I'm dying to say to you that I'm in love with you in various ways.
Yumiko-san? Yumiko-san, are you okay?
Yes, Yumiko-san.
Yumiko-san, Yumiko-san, are you okay?
Yes, yes, what is it?
The touch panel doesn't work.
It doesn't work?
Oh, I see.
It's written on the back of the calendar.
On the back of the calendar.
As a memo paper.
Yumiko-san, where do you live?
Hiroshima.
Hiroshima, Hiroshima.
I know it well.
I know it by mouth.
Also,
Yes.
Emiri-san.
Emiri-san?
Yes.
Oh, it's you.
Oh, Emiri-san.
Emiri-san, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
What are you doing?
Emiri-san, stand in front of me.
Oh, you're too stupid to stand in front of me.
I'm not stupid.
Are you the youngest this year?
How old are you?
I'm twenty-one years old.
Twenty-one years old.
You're twenty-one years old and you're not participating.
I think we can do it.
We can do it.
On the contrary, the oldest.
Who is it?
Mr. Kiyomi.
Mr. Kiyomi!
Mr. Kiyomi.
What?
Unmute yourself.
When you're around Mr. Kiyomi, you don't react.
You don't have enough fat.
Mr. Kiyomi.
I heard you got something from Tsurue-san in the past.
What is it?
Can you tell by my mouth?
Gesture games are gesture games.
Ta!
De!
Ke!
Tate!
Ke!
Ke. Ke below!
What are you doing!
With a gesture! With a gesture!
Hello!
There it is! There it is!
I can hear you! I can hear you!
There it is! There it is!
Tell me! Tell me about that episode!
Yes, when I went to drink at a friend's store,
I had a chance to drink with Slurpesh Shoh.
At that time, I put my hand in my pants, put my hand in my pants,
I took it off and gave it to everyone in a big bundle.
How is it?
Wow, it's like the world of Songoku.
I got one.
You grabbed it with your mouth.
I ate it and grabbed it like this.
Catch.
I grabbed it like this.
You're serious.
I got one.
I also got an autograph at that time.
I had one of my hair up for that autograph.
While I was moving, only my hair was gone.
Do you have that autograph now?
I do have an autograph.
I'd like to see it even if it's just an autograph.
It's gone now.
It's this.
You put it up for me.
It's 1990.
I put it up on a poster with cello tape, but only my hair was gone.
I'll send you one next time.
That's enough.
Do you want it?
How many?
Just one.
Three.
Why?
Three.
Why do you want three?
Don't look at me like that.
No, no.
I got three.
Stop it.
Later, later.
Now, 17 women.
Even if you look at this old man naked, you won't get excited.
To be honest, I know.
For those of you who are dissatisfied, we would like to invite a special guest.
Please come in.
Mr. Takeru Nattoka of Yamagata.
Thank you for coming.
Takeru-san, you came here knowing this show would be good.
There's no merit in coming here.
I'm happy to meet you all.
Last year, you had a great fight with Master Takeru.
Do you like marriage?
Yes, I love it.
Since you came here, we'd like to do that show again this year.
Bring it on, Grand Prix!
Here's the topic.
Is there anything you want to put in a can?
There's a lot of things I want to put in a can.
By the way, Takeru-san, what do you think?
What do you want to put in a can?
I've always wanted to be a K-1 champion.
I want to win my first champion belt in K-1.
I heard you bought that belt.
That's right.
You bought it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
All right, everyone.
Bring me what you want.
Be careful, everyone.
It's a big house.
What are the treasures of 17 married women?
It's their signatures.
Okamura-san's signature.
That's right.
So you're in love with her.
We're in love with her.
Umami-san.
Where did you get it?
I bought it at an all-night sale in Japan.
We signed it for you.
Thank you.
Make sure you do it right.
We'll make sure you do it right.
It felt good, didn't it?
Did you like it?
You asked me to line up next to you.
You asked me, "Which fan are you?"
I said, "I'm a fan of Okamura-san."
You said, "Oh, Yabecchi's response is good, so I'll like Yabecchi."
Yabecchi...
Huh?
Did you find out?
Okamura-san, you found out.
It felt good, didn't it?
Did you like it?
Okamura-san, there's a switch...
If you're asked for an autograph, do you write it?
I've never refused.
You've never refused?
Yes.
Really?
Really.
Not even once?
Yes.
Not even once?
When we meet...
If we meet, I'll definitely write it.
In the middle of the road...
At a little shopping mall in Hawaii...
Please write me an autograph.
No, not here.
Thank you for writing it for me!
That's amazing.
He writes autographs everywhere.
You have a dog, don't you?
That's a dog.
Is it a dog?
Is it a doll?
I'm a beautiful and wild beast.
Oh, I see.
There aren't many short cuts like this.
I love short cuts.
I love short cuts, too.
Takeru-kun.
Yes?
Me, too.
All of us are short.
But you're cute!
You're short.
You're short, and you're short.
I like when my face is visible.
I like putting on earrings, too.
I like it when my face is visible.
He's good at that.
I'm happy that he treated me like a paparazzi.
What do you mean?
He's a clown.
That's the guy from before!
KO to x beauty
What about Snoopy?
Snoopy...
It's the thing my mom made me
about 2 years ago. I love Snoopy so much.
- Your mom made it!? - Yeah, my mom made it for me.
She's really good at it!
I'm sorry, it's a bit...
It's a bit worn out now.
Can you fix it as soon as possible?
Everyone, please think about it!
Alright, I'm sorry!
Please fix it if you need time.
Do you know who this is, Shakure-san?
Does anyone of you have a shiny one?
Eri-san.
Eri-san, let's go with Eri-san.
This is Okamura-san's four-year-old condom.
What?
There's such a thing?
With goods.
Ah, with goods.
I made it with goods for the event.
Wow.
It's unopened.
Unopened.
Wow.
The movie is really good.
Who is it?
Mai-san.
What is it?
It's really good.
What is it?
It's oil painting.
Mai-san did it?
Yes.
When I was in high school, I did an art class.
Which one is it?
It's from a magazine called Spectopia.
The difference in cutting out is amazing.
It's Kaneshiro Takeshi up there, isn't it?
That's right. But if you put it in a can like this, what did you put in it?
I wonder who it is.
I want to burn together.
I'm scared.
Yoko-san, what is that?
This is a charm that will definitely grant wishes once every ten years.
Has it been granted?
It's only been six years since I said this, so it hasn't been granted yet.
There are four more years.
It's a little more, isn't it?
But the deadline is approaching.
It's a story that can be used in many ways.
I'm curious about Yun-san.
What kind of map is that?
It's a gacha that you can play at the roadside station in Hokkaido.
It's a gacha that has the name of the roadside station on it.
I've been playing with my kids since COVID-19 and collecting them.
That's amazing.
Where is your house?
I'll definitely ask you for a house.
In Sapporo.
Sapporo?
Sapporo.
Look for it and don't go.
What kind of picture is that?
You forgot, didn't you?
This is me.
Isn't this a picture of when you were born?
Kino-san, I have one thing to say.
Please say it.
A friend of mine who worked in this store is a big fan of Okamura-san.
He's been saying "I'm getting married, I'm getting married" since he was in his twenties.
His name is Asami-chan.
Okamura-san, you're married, right?
Yes.
I want you to apologize to Asami-chan.
I see.
Asami-chan has always liked Okamura-san.
Apologize to Asami-chan.
Me?
Yes, Okamura-san.
Please.
Asami-chan, you've been supporting me all this time.
And you're getting me married.
I'm very happy about it.
But I'm really sorry about this.
You're bad at this.
I'm relieved.
Okamura-san, please say it.
Asami-chan, I've always liked you.
Stop it!
Asami-chan, it hurts!
Be careful!
I'm really sorry!
What are you saying?
I'm sorry, Kiyo-san, please tell Asami-chan to watch the show.
I understand!
What about Moka-san?
Moka-san? It's Chika-san, right?
Chika-san?
What are you doing in Moka-san?
Chika-san!
Why do you look like you're in Japan?
I didn't understand the purpose of this show very well.
I thought I'd bring something that's really important to me.
I didn't want Tsurume-san or Okamura-san to have anything to do with it.
Not at all!
It has nothing to do with the purpose of this show!
It doesn't matter at all!
Thank you for participating in this show.
That's all I want to say!
Oh, really?
There are only seventeen of us here!
Can I take a picture of you?
Do you really know what you're doing?
Wait, I want to talk, too.
Excuse me, I want to talk, too.
What's your name?
I'm 20 years old.
I'm sorry.
Shika, you're crazy.
You've gone crazy.
Was Mitchie cool?
Mitchie was cool.
Mitchie.
Mitchie was in A-studio.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
You girls are crazy.
You've gone crazy.
I don't know.
What do you do in a fierce match like this?
We have no choice but to fight.
I'm sad and lost.
Can I do it again?
Should I warm up my muscles?
Can I do it again?
Be careful.
I'm scared.
This is bad.
A shock surprise for Takeru.
My knees are shaking.
Can I do it again?
I'm scared.
You know what it is, right?
What?
Excuse me.
Can you tell me your name?
Nice to meet you, I'm Tanaka Miho.
What?
You're crazy.
You're cute.
My knees are shaking.
What's wrong?
Tell me why you're crazy.
I'm crazy about you.
Are you a big fan of me?
Yes, I am.
Why?
The difference is too big.
From Kana to Miho.
I'm sweating like crazy.
This time, for Takeru-san, a super-admired existence.
A model, Tanaka Miho-san, surprised us with her appearance.
Did you know that Takeru-san was a big fan of you?
This is the first time I've heard of it, and I'm very happy about it.
Thank you very much.
You said it in the afternoon, didn't you?
I always answered in interviews.
It's like a shortcut.
That's right.
I like shortcuts when I see Tanaka Miho-san.
I was surprised.
I came out.
I came out, too.
But, Takeru-san.
Yes.
Tanaka Miho-san's husband is an athlete, but not a soccer player.
That's right.
What did you think at the time?
It was a shock.
Tanaka-san! Apologize to Takeru-san!
Don't do it.
What? Apologize?
Apologize for getting married!
Tanaka Miho-san, you don't have to apologize.
Apologize! You should apologize! I apologized!
But we don't have a chance like this.
Takeru-san, is there anything you want to say?
Anything is fine.
I want to win.
I want to succeed in sports and meet you someday.
That's right.
I'm happy.
Thank you.
It's been about 15 or 16 years.
Wow.
I see.
You haven't changed at all.
I haven't changed.
You're still beautiful.
I'm surprised.
You can't.
Today's Takeru-san can't do it!
He's not in a good mood.
Why is he so nervous?
I think he'll be nervous.
Anyway, Tanaka Miho-san, thank you!
Thank you!
I'm surprised.
You're surprised, aren't you?
I'm surprised.
I'm relieved!
Wow.
It changed in an instant like this.
Yes.
That's amazing.
So, for the couple with the most memories left in their minds,
we'll give you all of our autographed bath towels, but...
It will be decided by Shika-san, who is a soloist of Tsurube.
That's amazing!
Shika-san doesn't know anything!
She's not in a good mood.
Do you still have a daughter?
She went to a boarding school.
She's free, isn't she?
That's all for this year!
May 2023 be a wonderful year for you all!
Look forward to it!