AISubs v3.4
Now, Tsurube can't get used to the calendar.
Next is...
A decisive moment in his dream of getting married to a girl!
Abema-san really has a big vessel.
Really?
Is it okay now?
Anything is okay.
I don't think anything is okay.
First of all, say hello...
First of all, is it okay?
Right now...
First of all...
What are you saying?
First of all, it shouldn't be like that.
Before you say it, I'll talk with you a little.
First of all, Abema-san...
First of all, a little...
That's an interesting way of asking.
First of all, a little...
Yes, first of all, a little...
Not first of all.
Over the past few years, due to corona,
we've had fewer shooting jobs.
Of course, kissing and such is no good.
I don't like this kind of job at all.
You shouldn't do that.
Right?
But I think you two feel lonely.
It's good news.
Today, you can have a dream marriage with a girl!
What?!
Mr. Abema is fat.
Is Mr. Abema an exclusive?
That's good.
Mr. Abema is an exclusive.
You know, each of you has your own Instagram account.
Right.
You've been looking for a partner for marriage, haven't you?
Yes, we have.
Take a video and post it.
It's about six hours before...
Hello, I'm Tsurube from Shokutei. Hello, I'm Takashi Okamura, 19 years old. We're looking for women who want to get married with us.
They posted a comment video on their Instagram and were looking for girls who would marry them. Tsurube and Okamura.
You two have a lot of followers, don't you? Yes, yes.
Tsurube, how many people do you have? I have 620,000 people.
That's great. Yes, yes.
How about you, Tsurube and Okamura? I have 150,000 people.
Wow, that's great. 50,000 people.
Actually, Tsurube and Okamura retweeted our Instagram post with comments and videos on their Twitter account.
Your Twitter has more than 1,900,000 followers.
I think it's amazing. It's amazing.
We can look forward to it. We can go in freely. We're taking this.
By the way, I have something to say. I'll post it if you don't like it. I'll post it right away.
I'll never post it. I'll never post it.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
You're trying to be funny in the shadows.
I'm going to hit you.
I'm serious.
What's going on?
I hope you don't film me.
I'm sorry.
Don't film me.
I'm Tsujikame II.
I'm Kotoko Ayaka.
You look like Jagger.
Please be patient.
You look like Jagger.
Now, let's welcome our female guests.
Saki Takaoka and Tomoka Kurotani.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's welcome them.
This is her.
Hello.
I'm Noro Kayo.
Do you know me?
Do you know my masterpiece?
"Ottototto Sandgasser".
Does anyone know you?
But you will marry me, right?
Of course.
Jagger is fine with me.
Jagger is fine with you?
Do you marry your husband?
I don't marry my husband.
Do you marry your wife?
Me too.
I'm shy.
What's that laugh?
I haven't joined yet.
I won't join.
Why not?
I can't join like this.
I know.
Do you know?
I know.
I know. I know.
It's a little awkward.
It's embarrassing.
Both of you.
Do you have enough time to talk? It's cold.
It's cold.
It's okay because you're all wearing clothes.
Now, you two.
Your time has come.
It's hard to find a day like today.
And one way is to go to the studio, which is more than one night.
Yes.
Why are you suddenly so thin?
Here is your bathtub.
Yay!
It's easy to see.
Yes.
It's bad if you catch a cold, so I didn't put hot water on it.
No, on the contrary, I'll catch a cold.
It's colder than before.
Because it's dark.
It's nice.
Where are you two's partners?
Thank you for waiting.
The girl who will be my partner is...
Here!
Yay!
The girl who will be my partner is...
Here!
Yay!
That's it!
That's amazing!
Is this for real?
That's amazing!
You two are united now!
I'm sorry, you two.
I'm sorry, you two. I'm a little angry right now.
I'm a little angry right now.
Because it's remote.
I thought it was amazing.
It's exciting.
It's good.
It's exciting.
No, you two.
You should say "no, no" here.
That's it.
You should be impressed.
We had an announcement today, and upon hearing of it we have 16 applicants.
You all are great.
It's less than I expected.
I thought it would be a big deal, but only 16 applicants came.
Let's stop doing Instagram.
It's no use doing Instagram.
Out of 600,000 and 1.5 million, only 16 applicants came.
It's no use doing Instagram.
I want to cherish these 16 applicants.
Are they from all over the country?
Wait a minute! Rina! Rina! Red! Chichi!
What?
It's dangerous! Stop it!
Red! Red! Red!
Be careful, Rina!
Chichi! Chichi!
To be honest, isn't Rina an amateur?
It's not like that!
Rina! Rina!
Are you wearing underwear, Rina?
It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
Get out of here!
Hey!
I've been telling you for ten years!
Ten years?
It's hot! What are you doing?
It's hot!
Get out of here!
It's hot!
Ten years!
It's hot!
She's used to it.
It's hot!
You know that girl with the glasses?
I know her!
Aya-chan!
Yes!
Where did you see her?
Takenaka!
Kira Kira Afro!
Emily-san!
What is it?
It's cute!
It's a collection of your 1990's goods.
Wow!
Emily-chan, I'm involved in this accident.
Huh? Behind you!
It's a poster of your singer debut.
You got one of those?
What?
I went to your last event.
Emily-chan, how old are you?
I'm 20 years old.
20 years old!
I'm happy for you.
Did your mom watch your 1990's?
Yes, she did.
I've loved you since you were little.
Thank you.
I'm about to cry!
Thank you.
A girl like Emily-chan shouldn't be on this show!
No way!
I'm about to cry!
Yuka is a strange girl.
Yuka, what are you doing?
Tsurube-san!
Huh?
It's Tsurube-san.
Do you like Tsurube-san, Yuka-san?
Yes, I love him!
Wow!
Where are you from?
Do you like diving?
Yes, I like diving and swimming with dolphins and whales.
I see!
And...
There are people from overseas.
Who are participating in this show?
Nozomi-chan!
Where are you?
I'm Shidody from Australia.
Shidody!
Shidody is participating in this show.
What time is it, Shidody?
What?
What time is it now?
Oh, behind you!
A man is...
Husband!
A man is talking!
Behind you!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
He's sharing a room!
Who is it?
It's me.
I was surprised. It came out of nowhere.
It came out of nowhere.
It's like you're watching a movie.
You're cute. Nozomi-chan, you're cute.
You're cute.
Thank you very much!
Nozomi-chan, why did you participate?
I've been a big fan of 99's for a long time, so I'm happy.
I'm happy.
Nozomi-chan, congratulations!
Thank you very much!
I can't believe you're participating from Australia!
Kana-san! Kana-san!
Kana-san!
I'm a little shaken up.
You're shaken up!
Are you okay, Kana-san?
Please leave me alone!
Do you know Kana-san, Okamura-san?
Kana-san?
Do you know Kana-san?
You know Kana-san, don't you?
What?
Kana-san, what's wrong with you?
Why are you crying like that?
You know Kana-san, don't you?
What?
Isn't he the one we just met?
Takashi!
Yes!
What?!
You applied from Australia?!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
You didn't change your sandals!
You're still wearing those love hooks!
Ah!
Those love hooks on your chest!
I'm sorry!
What is it?!
They're connected!
Takashi and I want to take a bath together!
You know, Kana-san...
I don't like you on this show!
This is going to be a never-ending show!
You're always on it!
Honestly, you're on it all!
All of it!
Any corner!
Can you take a picture of me?
Huh?
I didn't get it for a second.
It suits you.
This is it!
And now, it's time for "Yabe Kara"!
Now that you're all here, I'd like to start the show.
Yes, what is it?
It's called "Bring It On Grand Prix"!
Bring It On Grand Prix
Now, we're going to ask the girls to bring "something" and give us a topic.
The girls will go out of the bath and get it once.
Then, they'll bring "something" and come back to the bath.
But, I don't know if Kana-san can bring it because it's a love hotel.
The only thing I can bring is "something".
In the end, one of the girls will be the MVP.
In the last calendar commemorative shooting,
the MVP girls will be bigger than the other girls.
So girls, good luck!
Asami, you turned sideways.
Someone is coming!
Is it your son?
What's his name?
Chihiro.
Chihiro-kun.
He's a boy.
He has a blue voice.
He does!
Let's go!
Annos, you're not going anywhere!
Shut up!
I'm going to win!
Let's go!
I'm going to win!
I love you!
You did a good job!
That was a big difference.
Bring me the prize.
The prize is...
Bring me your treasure.
That's the prize.
Treasure?
Let's go!
Everyone, get ready!
Start!
Bring it to me!
At this moment...
Be careful!
Be careful, everyone!
Hide it!
Rina-chan!
I see!
Rina-chan!
Look at this, Mari-san!
Look at this!
Mari-chan!
She brought it for me!
The treasure is here!
Here it is!
Here's the treasure!
It's cute!
How many months has it been?
The treasure...
It's been four...five months!
Five months...
There are a lot of children!
Hey!
What's going on?
Kyoko-san, look at Masumi-chan!
They're twins!
Twins!
Yay!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
The eldest and...
The eldest are twins!
The middle one is always wearing a bra!
It's not a bra!
Yui-chan, what are you holding?
Ah!
It's a family!
It's a picture of a child!
That's right!
Yes!
It's a picture of the time the child went to Disneyland.
It's twins!
Two heads!
That's right!
Hello!
Where do you like, Mum?
Somewhere!
She's good at cooking and...
She's good at cooking?
I like how kind she is.
She's good at cooking and she's kind?
She said something good, didn't she?
Kana looks lonely.
Kana looks really lonely.
Kana only brings love hotels.
She doesn't have any treasures.
I always carry something with me, a treasure.
You have a treasure?
What is it?
Three years ago, when I passed away, I always carried a dog's neck with me.
A neck...
You're sad! You're sad!
What is it?
If you show me something like that, it's better to show me a picture.
That's too sad!
She's showing off her house a lot.
My house is higher than her house.
How many floors does it have?
Wow!
My house is higher than her house.
Wow!
Is it handmade?
Yabe-san's house too!
Did you make it yourself?
Yes.
Yes, we made it.
Thank you very much.
Okamura-san, do you remember when you appeared on the radio?
Do you remember?
Do you remember when you appeared on the radio before I appeared on the show?
Okamura-san, do you remember?
You don't have to say that now!
That was before you appeared on the show!
We forgot about it!
You'll remember it again!
I'm sorry!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Miki! Miki!
Miki!
Yes!
What is it?
It's a wedding photo!
Oh!
A wedding photo!
Is it your own newlywed wife?
That's right!
Oh, I see!
Newlywed wife!
That's wonderful!
Miki-san, you used to work for Kira Kira Afro, didn't you?
Oh, that's right!
You don't seem like you remember at all!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
You don't seem like you remember at all!
You're exaggerating!
There was someone who said "kitten" earlier...
Oh, I wonder if it's gone now...
Where's the kitten!?
It's big!
That's right!
It's quite big!
It's cute!
It's quite big!
Whose fan are you?
I love you, Tsurube-san!
Oh, that's amazing!
Where do you like me, Tsurube?
Tsurube-san?
Tsurube, where do you like me?
You look like you were born recently and you're cute!
I was born recently!
It's been 70 years since I was born!
60 years!
A limited edition!
A 99ер online limited edition!
It's a precious item of yours!
Yes!
I'm grateful for that!
We should do this kind of report, shouldn't we?
Even if we do, there are 16 of us.
Let's treasure these 16 people!
It's important!
It's like that, right?
It's important!
Where did Nozomi go?!
Nozomi-san!
Is she bored already?!
Nozomi-san!
Natsuyo!
Yes!
Which treasure is it?
Natsuyo-san!
The treasure is...
Um...
Can you see me now?
I can't see you!
You can't see me?!
What's wrong?! Don't say scary things!
What?!
It's my body!
Treasure!
Somehow, I think Morio is frustrated now.
Because you're making a lot of good jokes.
Morio-chan!
You're wearing a lot of stuff!
A little bit! A little bit!
You're wearing a little bit.
Yuri-chan!
Yuri-san!
Yuri-chan, what are you doing?
Yuri-san is...
What's that?
It's a really cool telephone card!
Telephone...
Early...
Telephone card...
Should we hide this person?
Eh?
No, no, it's fine.
That person is fine now.
Wait, wait, wait...
It's because you're confused!
No, no, no...
Also, Abe-mae!
Abe-mae!
The vessel is big!
That's why, 16 people is long!
They're supporting me for a long time!
It's hard, 16 people!
Now, I think this is very difficult...
MVP!
It's difficult!
One person!
This is Abe-san's.
Yes.
Isn't this 16 people the MVP?
No, as you know...
Depending on how you look at it...
It's about 50 people in total...
Really, there's a lot of people who don't know about telephone cards...
All of them are MVP!
Congratulations!
This 16 people is really important, isn't it?
Because you two only have these 16 people!
And finally, a commemorative photo for everyone's calendar!
After this, the 2021 calendar has finally been completed!
Oops, I didn't have this.
My face is not in it either, wait!
I made a good calendar.
This is a nice choice.
Ten people will receive a special signature calendar!
To apply, follow the official Abema Twitter account and post with the hashtag #abemadetsurunai2022.
We look forward to your application!
Do you want this calendar?