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It's already started.
I'm sorry.
It's just started and you're already wearing glasses.
Can I say it?
You can say it.
Can I say it?
Next up is...
A passionate date with an actress.
A definitive scoop photo.
It's quite a long title.
It is.
Next up is...
A passionate scoop photo.
And their partners are...
An actress and an actor.
First, Tsurube's passionate partner.
This is her.
Ta-da!
This is real.
Saki Nakaoka.
I've met her in a restaurant before.
She's cute and I like her.
It's getting warm.
"Nukuu"?
No, no...
That's why it's "nukuu".
Where do you get "nukuu" from?
No, no...
"Nukuu" means "it's getting warm".
That's right.
In standard Japanese.
Only a part of it is "nukuu".
It's "nukuu".
Does she actually care about you?
We're going on a date.
I'm glad you mentioned it.
I mentioned it.
So, Tsurube...
Stop it.
You're going on a date in Ginza.
An adult city.
It's a building in Ginza.
It's Kyoto.
She knows about it.
She wants to get a hot ice scoop.
That's right.
So, it's important to get it just in time.
Just in time...
Be careful.
So, it's a hot ice scoop in Ginza date between Tsurube and Saki Nakaoka.
First of all...
Okay.
Let's start with Tsurube and Saki Nakaoka's Ginza date.
Where are you?
Right? Which one is it?
This...
Ah, this pillar...
It's this pillar, isn't it?
Ah, it's a little gloomy, isn't it?
It's floating in the city of Ginza.
In reality, this kind of...
Well, you're doing something similar, aren't you?
There must be some entertainers out there.
Making such a bold mistake like this...
Ah!
From behind!
Yes!
Takao Kasaki is here!
I'm too happy!
No!
I'm too happy!
But it's already real, isn't it?
If you take a picture of it, right?
It's too bad you forgot about it.
Are you aware of the person in front of you?
Ah, you glanced at me.
It's Tsurube-san's voice, isn't it?
It's his voice.
Well, we've started walking.
I don't understand you at all.
What?
I don't know you at all.
It's too funny.
No, it's not funny.
It's too funny.
Ah, this is Hokotei, isn't it?
The two of us have moved.
That's right, it's a holiday today.
That's right.
We're in Poposhateigoku.
I went and said hello and gave you my name for the first time.
Really?
Yes.
Why didn't you give me your name?
No, no, not at all.
Not at all.
It's completely Tsurube-san's voice.
What?
Wow, this is real.
This way?
Really?
This is different.
Why didn't you move?
It's different.
It's reflected.
It's natural.
Mr. Takaoka Saki is amazing.
Who else was there?
There's a chance you've taken a lot of pictures.
What?
You're taking pictures now.
That's not it.
This is real.
You're talking in a loud voice.
There's only a place where you can grill eels yourself.
Are you still going?
I'm going.
Really?
It's okay.
It's dangerous.
This is enough for a scoop photo.
Mr. Takaoka is wearing a mask.
You can tell.
It's a little different.
From the atmosphere.
The weather is nice.
You stand out.
When you're drunk, you're Takaoka Saki.
That's right.
You're always sneaking around.
What kind of mother is she?
You stick to the basics of photography.
You squeeze the gelato in your eyes.
That's it.
She's beautiful, isn't she?
The house is different.
That's the difference.
If you were walking hand in hand...
Why are you talking about yourself?
What are you going to do with the photo?
You found it.
I didn't say anything.
No, you found it.
It's because you're beautiful.
You're both saying it's your fault.
It's too funny.
It's your fault.
Hurry up and take it.
It's not funny.
Hurry up and take it.
Take it.
Take it seriously.
Yes.
It's terrible.
See?
It's obvious in your voice.
I'm sure Saki Takaoka is...
Fumie, you won't know unless you talk.
No...
It might be difficult for you to go on a date.
No, it's a wonderful date.
Wait a minute.
Are you gonna do it at the same time?
Really.
Go up.
This is for you to see at the same time.
Okay.
Can I take off my mask?
You have to take off your mask in order to eat.
Take off your hat!
She took off her hat.
She is not a ninja or anything like that.
Cheers!
You look like you are kissing me.
You were about to do it, weren't you?
Her legs are already warm.
I'm scared.
She probably forgot that we were monitoring her.
She doesn't have a brain, does she?
She is doing a stage photo shoot now.
Take off your hat!
You don't look like Scoop.
Take off your hat!
You don't look like Scoop.
We're at a hotel.
Huh?
We're at a hotel.
Are you inviting me?
We're at a hotel.
In front of the hotel.
She took my hand!
She went in!
The cameraman too!
The cameraman's coming!
Don't let them know!
I don't know if it's warm or not.
This hotel is so real!
Yes, yes, I'm sorry.
There's a camera for the TV too.
Oh, that Shock Tether.
Shock Tether!
He has a say in it!
He should at least learn how to use it!
He's a secretariat.
It's all sticky.
How do you...
How do you receive this?
You ride it!
What do you do with the camera?
You ride it!
The camera...
We don't know what's going on.
The cameraman is in the elevator.
I'm happy!
I feel like Shock Tether is doing things like this normally.
Should we put it back in the bus?
What number was it?
Three, one, two...
It goes all the way to the room.
Three, one, two...
The cameraman is in shock.
What's going on?
It's a latch.
If you hold it with your elbow, it's a latch.
There's a camera.
We should stop it.
Let's go in!
Close it!
No! Don't close it!
Don't close it!
Take a shower!
Wait a minute!
There's a lot we can do!
Takaoka-san, you're wearing a mask, but we can tell.
Be careful when you go on a date or something like that.
A real date is a little dangerous.
What room are you going to?
The second half?
Are you going to take off your hat and do it?
I've been in this world for a long time, so I hate sneaking around.
I know you like sneaking around, but I want a picture of you sneaking around.
I thought you were going to get in trouble.
No, I'm not.
When you entered the hotel, you were warm again.
Stop it.
I thought you were warm, but I thought you were cold.
Stop it.
I have a picture.
A picture?
You were cute back then.
I know you're cute.
Look at this.
Look at this hat.
Your back doesn't look good, Tsurube-san.
I had that intention.
You're showing your feelings.
I can't show my feelings. My body is behind me.
Wow, this is...
This is...
This is not good.
It's sweet.
It's strange, but Takaoka-san looks like he's hungry.
I know, right?
It can't be helped.
Right?
It was fun.
You'll tell your future, right?
What?
Never mind.
Let's go home.
That's it.
Let's go home and go to work.
Takaoka-san, thank you very much.
Thank you.
We took good pictures.
Thank you.
You look happy.
What are you talking about?
The final moment has yet to come.
Which picture will be chosen?
How to apply for the viewer gift for the counterattack calendar is shown at the end of the program.
After this, Okamura and that actress will have a passionate scoop date in Shibuya!
You're cute as usual.
Next up is Okamura-san's 51-year-old challenge.
What's a challenge?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Challenge, yes.
Okamura's feelings for his scoop partner actress Santo are...
Here she is!
Tomoka Kurotani!
I'm so happy to see you!
I'm beautiful, aren't I?
You know, back in the day...
Back in the day, Kurotani...
Yes, yes!
I've dated you before.
About 20 years ago?
Was it in Brunei?
So we're planning to date you...
Yes, yes.
...two more times.
If you say things like that, I'll lose my job.
Huh?
When I went to see my son's movie...
...I fell in love with my son right away.
No, it's your job!
It's my job!
So what about it?
From your father's point of view...
It warms me up.
Stop it!
Yes, I'm sorry.
Pervert father!
Okay, this time, Okamura-san...
...we're going on a scoop date in Shibuya!
Shibuya...
This is a hot spot again.
It's still bright...
It's bright, isn't it?
...in Shibuya.
Okay, see you later!
See you later!
Now then...
Okamura and Kurotani Tomoka's...
...hot ice scoop Shibuya date!
It's Shibuya in the afternoon.
This is a good place.
Okamura-san's...
I know.
...challenge!
I know, I know, this is...
Now...
Ah!
There he is!
Where?
At the bottom left.
In front of the UNIQLO...
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
...sign.
Ah, this is Okamura Takashi, isn't it?
It's Okamtei!
You'll get caught!
I'm not good at standing up.
It's like...
They're completely...
It's like...
...meeting up.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Ah! He's here!
From behind, look!
He's here, he's here, he's here!
It's Kurotani-san!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- How are you? - I'm fine!
- How have you been? - You're cute, as usual.
- You haven't changed at all. - You haven't changed at all.
- Look at how tall you are! - You're so small!
- Is this your second date? - What did you say?
- Is this your second date? - You're kidding me!
- Where did you go? To Fuji-Q Highland? - That's right, we went to Fuji-Q Highland.
- You haven't changed at all! - You haven't changed at all!
- You're so tall!
- Why were you so small? - I was small?
- You're so small and you haven't changed at all. - By the way, you two got married, right?
- We got married. - I was a little lonely.
- Really. - You're so active!
- Is it bad? - No, not at all!
- Because you two haven't met in a year. - No, no, no!
- You're so small!
- What do you want to eat for dinner? Like a hamburger? - Are you hungry?
- Are you hungry? I'm hungry too, do you want me to buy you something? - No, no, not at all!
- You're so active! - You're so active!
- Chicken burger, chicken... - Is this okay?
- It's 880 yen. - Is it really worth it?
- It's worth it. - It's okay, it's okay, I'll pay for it.
- It's okay, it's okay, I'll pay for it.
- It's okay! - Let me pay for it.
- Why? - Let me pay for it!
- Even though you're newlyweds, you're trying to be popular, right? - Let me pay for it, Okamura!
- Can you pay for it? - It's okay, you can pay for it.
- I have to pay for this kind of man. - Do you always pay for your wife?
- I always pay for it. - Even when you date?
- I always pay for it. - That's nice.
- I always pay for it. - That's nice, you always pay for it.
- You should say "I'm going there", more. - Oh, I see.
Okay, bye-bye.
You wanted me to come more, didn't you, Mr. Kurodai?
- What did you say a year ago? - A year ago...
- That I shouldn't have done it? - No, no, no...
- That you didn't know about me? - No, no...
- You didn't know about me? - No, I didn't know about you...
- I didn't know about you... - I didn't know about you...
- I didn't know about you, but... - Yes, you didn't know about me...
- 20 years ago... - Mr. Kurodai, you're setting me up.
- If I had said more... - Yes...
- If I had said more... - Yes, you did.
What are you talking about, Mr. Takashi Okamura?
I mean...
Isn't it the first time for you two to walk together like this?
- Yes, it is... - Don't you feel awkward?
- Like this... - Yes...
- When two entertainers talk to each other like this... - Yes, yes...
- It was like that... - "It was like that" sounds a little sad...
- No, no... It's not like that... - What do you mean, "no"?
- But you've been treating me like a normal person for a long time. - It's nice...
(I've been treating you like a normal person for a long time)
- It's nice... - It's nice...
- Will you play with me again? - Not at all.
- Really? - Not at all.
- Can we go home now? - Home?
- Home?
- Home is a little dangerous. - Is it dangerous?
- Why is it dangerous? - No, it's about dinner.
- You've forgotten the settings. - You've forgotten.
- Nothing is dangerous. - Nothing is dangerous.
- It's strange. I feel like I'm doing something bad. - Yeah, yeah.
- But where do we go from here? - Yeah.
- It's nice, Okamura-chi. - No, no, no.
- You don't have any problems, do you? - Not at all.
- Let's go this way. - Oh, to the alley.
- Have you been here before? - Yeah, I used to come here a lot.
- You're late. - I don't come here anymore.
- You were famous for talking all the time. - I thought a lot about it.
- I think you still have a lot of e-mails. - Really?
- Yeah, I think you still have a lot of e-mails. I used to sell them on my computer.
- What? - Didn't you sell them on your computer?
- Your cell phone? - Yeah, I used to sell them on my computer.
- Why did you do that? - Oh, there it is!
- Why did you do that? - You're good!
- Why did you sell them on your computer?
- You're good! - I think it's an e-mail address.
- You're good! - It's an e-mail address.
- You're attacking me, Mr. Kurotani! - We exchanged e-mails last night.
- You're attacking me, Mr. Kurotani! - On my computer...
- Isn't that Love Hotel Street? - Yeah.
- It is. - Look.
- This is bad. - This is...
- Are you okay? - Huh?
We're at Love Hotel with hugs.
- Should we leave it as it is? - Yeah, let's leave it as it is.
- Let's leave it as it is. - There aren't many people, so it's okay.
- Yeah. - It's really...
- It's already this late. - It's already this late.
- It's still bright. - It's still...
- It's not night yet.
Look, there's no one here.
- Hey, you like tropical fish, don't you? - That's right!
- Are there any more? - Not anymore.
- You have a wife, right? - No, no, no.
- In front of Love Hotel... - Isn't she cute?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Hey, it's a goldfish. - It's a goldfish.
- It's good!
What is this?
- Back in the day... - Yeah?
- ...tropical fish were said to be healing. - Yeah, they were healing.
- It was a pretty young time. - Yeah.
- No, if you walk around in a place like this, it's a little...
- It's not good. - Why?
- Huh? - Someone's here, look.
- Why? - Someone's here, look.
- Why? I'm a little nervous. - It's okay, I don't know.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Takashi?!
What are you doing, Takashi?!
Do we know you?
It's Morio!
I'm sorry.
Morio is here!
This is confusing.
Takashi, I'm sorry, but...
What's with this woman?
No, no, I'm sorry, but...
Triangle, triangle...
We're separated, I'm sorry.
What?!
What's with you?!
What's with you, Takashi?!
No, no...
Are you dating this woman?!
I'm not dating her or anything like that...
You're dating her?!
This is an interesting development...
I can't believe it!
This is funny...
Are you dating her?!
No, no...
Why are you here?!
Why?!
I'm sorry, but...
This is private...
No, it's not private...
Why are you here?!
I don't know...
You're lying...
I don't know...
You're lying...
What?!
You're dating a woman other than me?!
No, that's not it...
Today...
Today?!
Today...
You're popular, Okamura-san!
I've been dating you for about 20 years now...
I don't think it's been that long...
Get away from me!
Hug me!
Get away from me!
Okamura-san!
Say something!
I'm sorry!
Say something!
I'm sorry!
Say something!
Today...
Okamura-san, are you panicking?!
I'm sorry...
Why are you apologizing like that?!
What was that "I'm sorry, Morio"...
What was that?!
No, be clear about it!
Is it okay for me?!
No, not at all...
If you say "I'm sorry", what will you do with me?!
What will you do with me?!
You...
You're the only one I can choose!
I'm sorry...
Which one will you choose?!
Seriously...
Morio...
Why?!
Wow!
Go home?! You go home?!
I chose Morio!
You go home?!
I chose you, didn't I?!
I'm sorry, I can't choose...
I'll give you one more chance...
Which one?!
Which one will you choose?!
- Those eyes... - Morio... - Like a puppy's eyes... - What's with you?! Seriously...
- I'm sorry... - She chose Morio...
- This is going to hurt your pride, Mr. Kuroda... - She was just a woman...
- She's an actress... Wow, a stage line... - I'll give you one of those...
- I'll contact you... - I don't want it... - Let's both do a stage line... - Don't do Morio!
- She's amazing... - I'm sorry... - I want goldfish... - Goldfish... - Goldfish...
- Hurry up and go! - She chose Morio! - I'm sorry...
- This is amazing... - She chose Morio of Love Hotel...
- This is amazing... - Okay, time's up!
- It's "tajitajan"! - I know how amazing you are, Kurodai-san, so don't take it out on me.
- I was watching you. - When you said you wanted to go home, you said "akkan" at the end, didn't you?
- No, I didn't say "home" at all. - No, you didn't say "home"!
- And your hug was wonderful. - That was wonderful.
- Your hug... - It was really cute, so I just naturally did it.
- Wasn't it cool? - It was great as a shot.
- I think you took it there. It's a little embarrassing. I thought something weird was coming out of my chest.
- You didn't know about it? - No, I didn't know about it at all.
- When I saw it, it was funny. - Oh, a picture! A school uniform picture!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- Wow, this one! - I don't know about it!
- I like how you passed through the window. - I know, right?
- This one's no good! - This one's...
- This one's good! - What is this?!
- The camera is good! - It's like a mother and her son.
- It's not a hug! - It's like, "Congratulations on passing!"
- Wow, this one's no good! - Wow, it's decisive!
- Even this one could be in a magazine. - No, no, no!
- You can't write "stop" in it! - You can't say "go" in it!
- You can't say "go" in it!
- Hey, this one! - You know what I'm saying?!
- It's like you're under attack by reporters!
- Like you're saying "sorry," when it looks like you're being attacked by a reporter!
- I think it was wonderful. - Thank you very much!
- So as a surprise, you came to see us... - Yes, that's right.
- It looks like you're just coming back from Hokkaido. - Yeah.
- You told me "good work," didn't you? - So, thank you so much!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you! - That was Tomoko!
There's still a very decisive moment ahead of us!
Which photo will be chosen!?
How to apply for the winner calendar and viewer presents is shown at the end of the show!