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Yeah!
Repair system trumpet!
This year is noisy.
Ninety-nine!
From New Year's Day, it's full of tango!
It's hot!
And in 2022, they will create a calendar for this year and give it to the viewers as a gift!
A dreamlike New Year's program!
It's hot!
There is laughter, there is sex, there is love, there is taiko!
It's hot!
Tsurube and Nainai's calendar for this year and 2022!
Now, Tsurube and Nainai's calendar for this year and 2022!
We are in Tochigi Prefecture, Tochigi City!
Let me introduce you to the two people who will be doing the calendar for this year and 2022!
Here they are!
Now, you two!
Sentai Hero 2 minutes!
Cool!
You probably have a lot of things you want to say, don't you?
What is it?
I thought you might have a lot of things you want to say.
Do you have anything you want to say?
No, no. I'm happy that I can work with Nainai.
Thank you.
I want to say that.
Thank you.
Do you have any complaints?
No, I don't have any complaints.
Is there anything else?
Is it too early?
No, not at all.
Not at all?
Not at all.
Is it far?
Not at all.
I don't have much work.
Where did you come from today?
Yeah!
Great!
You're doing great!
You were born on Fuji TV, but you've received so much love.
Thank you.
It's great.
Keep working hard. You're a Sentai hero.
We didn't know what you were going to do.
You told me you'd come when you got here.
I thought you'd do bowling because you said you'd do something with Tsurume-san.
I do bowling, too.
You do bowling, too.
I do bowling, too.
On this gravel road, I feel like I'm going to fall.
You've broken your leg once, haven't you?
Huh? When was that?
Huh?
No!
That's not it!
Oh, no!
You're trying too hard to guess!
This time...
Yes!
Last year, it was the 50th anniversary of Kamen Rider and an anniversary year to commemorate it.
Huh?
That's right.
Same as me. I've been in this world for 50 years, too.
Wow!
Kamen Rider, right?
Kamen Rider.
Kamen Rider of the rugby world, right?
It's been 47 years.
Now, this decisive moment is...
Escape from the explosion! Strong and cool!
Heroic Sentai-style decisive moment!
No, wait a minute.
What are you doing?
The moment we got here...
It made a great sound, didn't it?
That's right!
So...
Huh? I asked you if you were okay.
Rehearsal, right?
It's a great sound!
This place is actually often used by Sentai heroes.
You've seen something like this before, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a real place.
It's a sacred place, you know.
Sentai heroes...
You don't have to say it's a sacred place.
No, no, no.
Hey!
The fans will tremble here.
In order to shoot the decisive moment, let's explain the flow of the challenge for the two heroes.
Here it is.
There's something about it.
The first one!
Finding a girl who is tied up with a rope and asking for help.
A girl will help you, right?
She will help you.
It's too early for you to ask for help.
No, no, no.
There's more.
Second one!
Trying to help her, but she's surrounded by masked soldiers.
They're enemies, right?
That's right, that's right.
Third one!
Fighting against the masked soldiers and defeating them in a cool and heroic way.
This way?
That's right!
Fourth one!
Suddenly, there's an explosion!
The hero runs towards the girl.
That's where it starts.
An explosion!
What?
He runs away from the explosion and goes to the girl.
How many explosions are there?
Explosions.
No, say it in numbers.
You know how many there are, don't you?
You know how many there will be, don't you, expert?
Why is it allowed like this?
Isn't it allowed like this?
It's ABEBA.
No, no.
Are you making fun of ABEBA?
I'm not making fun of him.
I'll let you do it.
It's pretty brave of you.
Escaping from an explosion and rescuing a girl.
What do you think?
So, how many shots?
I don't know.
With numbers?
In addition, there is important information to escape from an explosion.
On the way, you may move to a girl, right?
Isn't it hard to just run?
Of course.
Therefore, we have prepared a moving item.
Depending on how you use it, you can move faster.
First of all, a tricycle.
I know.
I think it's easier than running.
No, no, it's better to run.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
It's cool.
I see.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
You knew it, didn't you?
I know.
And a hopping.
I can't do it.
Can't you do it?
No, you can't.
You can't go forward?
I can only fly there.
There is more.
An electric scooter.
I don't know.
What do you do with it?
You can use it if you master how to ride it.
That's right.
Yes.
Fourth one, bamboo horse.
This is also not here.
Bamboo horse?
It's gravel.
It's gravel and I haven't ridden it for a long time.
Fifth one, Dr. Takabatsu invention, super pyonpyon.
That's...
No, it's not here.
We will select from these five items.
Now, test drive time.
Move it forward a little.
Move forward.
Then I will drive forward, right?
Yes.
All the way, all the way forward.
I want to see you smile.
What time is it now?
Slowly...
It's a complete rehabilitation.
We are walking slowly.
This is not good.
These shoes are also not good.
I did it.
You did it.
Do you want to walk?
Yes.
You are athletic.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Mr. Okamura, you can do anything, right?
You are slow.
Can I say the truth?
Yes, yes.
You should definitely run.
You should run.
You should definitely run.
Of course.
You should run.
Okay.
Yes.
Hop in.
Not yet.
Hop in.
No, no, no.
Wait.
No, I will ride it myself.
What is that?
You are a bad guy.
You are doing rehabilitation, but you say you will ride it yourself.
I am helping you.
This is difficult.
Come here, come here.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's good.
Isn't it good?
Talk, talk, talk.
Talk, talk.
Talk, talk, talk.
It's like a hospital.
Talk, talk, talk.
It's new.
Can you do it with this?
You can do it with this.
With this.
I got it.
You can't ride it.
I'm Dr. Nakamatsu.
Can you really do it with this?
Let's try it.
Yunnan.
Dr. Nakamatsu, thank you.
Can you ride it?
I can ride it.
Because I'm Dr. Nakamatsu.
Even if you tell me to run with this, you really don't do anything.
I do, I do, I do.
You do, you do, you do.
But please be careful.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
No, it won't come off.
Well, wait a minute.
Can you do this?
Yes.
Can you stand up?
Yes.
Can you go one step at a time?
You just stopped, didn't you?
Why did you stop just now?
I was about to stand up.
You were about to stand up.
A little explosion.
Did you float a little?
I did float a little.
Yes, yes, that's good. You look fast.
Good, good, good.
Oh, good.
Good.
Oh, good.
You look like Star Wars.
It's good.
It's interesting.
No, it won't come off.
Stop it, stop it.
Do it yourself, do it yourself.
And each item will be decided by a confrontation between Tsurube and Okamura.
It's called "Old Man Hero" and "Little Old Man Hero".
The third match is against...
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You're riding on me when I didn't expect you to.
Now, we're going to play the third match.
Of course, the person who wins in the end will get their own moving item.
But, you have to choose your opponent's moving item.
"Old Man Hero" third match.
The first match is...
A simple trick.
A match of how many pistol shots you can do in a row.
In order to prevent you from fooling around, the grandpas and grandmas will teach you.
Oh, you're going to do that.
Yes, yes.
I haven't fooled around that much yet.
I'll give it a try.
Yes, yes. Can you do it?
You have to reverse this at the end.
Like this.
Oh, like this.
I couldn't do it just now.
My thumb came out.
You have to do pistol shots alternately, right?
That's right.
What will you do in order?
Who will go first?
I'll do it.
Okamura-san, will you go first?
Yes.
First up is the hero, Okamura!
Face the camera.
It's a janken, right?
Yes.
It's a gue.
Why? Why janken?
A pistol janken.
What janken?
Which of us will go first?
Okamura-san just decided.
Yes, yes, Okamura-san.
Okamura-san.
Why are you so slow?
No, no, it's not that.
You wanted to do this, right?
No, I didn't want to do it.
You wanted to do it, right?
No, I didn't want to do it.
Why are you saying that?
Will it be a storm?
Wait a minute.
Once again, first up is the hero, Okamura!
Let's go.
Ready, start!
Wait a minute.
From the first shot...
His hands are shaking.
It's unusual.
His fingers aren't moving.
Current record is 0.
Second try.
Let's go. Ready, start!
Stop.
This is...
He's using a lot of strength.
I can't do it without using strength.
If he can do it even once, Tsurube wins!
Ready, start!
Okay, stop.
He's already double pacing for a second.
I can't do it anymore.
Tsurube's last chance!
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Ready, start!
What's with the "guh"?
It's been a while since I heard you say "guh"!
It's not "guh"!
They can't do a single pistol match in a row.
The next match is...
I hope it won't be okay next time.
Shiritori.
Yes.
Don't say it first.
How many years have you been doing TV?
It's tough.
You're weak.
But I don't think it's a good idea to say it now.
The second match is...
No talking, Shiritori match!
Yes, Shiritori.
Thank you very much.
Yes, it's Shiritori.
Let's say you can't say anything.
That's animals and food.
Animals and food, yes.
No talking.
Why?
Because Shiritori has a lot of animals and food.
I see.
Yes.
And luck in Shiritori, of course.
Yes, of course.
I'll be the judge.
You're kind, but you're strict as a judge.
Yes, I am.
I'm scared of you.
If you buy something weird for 1,000 yen...
You're kind, but you're strict!
That's it!
You're kind, but you're strict!
Strict!
I can't help it.
The more I say it...
I see.
It's a system where money comes in.
No food and animals!
51 and 70 year old Shiritori match!
Let me say the first word.
Which order should we go first?
Should I go first?
Let's go!
The first word is...
Mountain!
I'll go first.
You were just staring at me!
You're mean!
Don't say "mountain" and just say "I'll go first"
I already explained what the first word is.
Should I go next?
Please change it to "mountain" and not "mountain".
Then answer me!
I'm sorry.
You're mean!
The first word is...
Sea!
Mi
Mirugai
Out!
Why did you say "out"?
Don't worry about what you eat!
I don't eat that much!
You don't eat it for sushi?
No, no, I don't eat it for "mirugai".
I eat "mirugai".
You eat it for sushi, so you should eat it for me.
I don't eat "mirugai".
The winner of this match is...
The winner!
After this, in the final match of the third match, Mizuni Bijou appears!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Look at me!
And finally...
Bakka appears!
Look at me!
She escapes from Bakka with a moving item!
It's hot!
The decisive moment is...
She is shot!
In the third match of the item battle,
Okamura has one win and one loss.
And in the final match...
In the last match of the third match,
Mizuni Bijou faces Kurubushi!
Let's go!
Alright, here we go.
Now you two will cover your eyes and touch Kurubushi of Mizugi Bijou, an old man and a woman, and you will guess Kurubushi of Mizugi Bijou.
Kurubushi.
It's Kurubushi.
Kurubushi.
However, the last match will be 10 points.
You can also make a big comeback, so please do your best, Tsurubei.
First of all, it's hint time.
Please appear in Mizugi Bijou.
Go ahead!
- Hello, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- You look beautiful. - Thank you.
- Could you please tell me your name and your size? - Size?
- Yes. - Yes, I'm Natsumi Eto.
My size is 83-58-88 from the top.
- It has nothing to do with your size. - It has nothing to do with it.
- That's right. - It doesn't have anything to do with it.
- But you're beautiful. - You're beautiful.
Just because you're beautiful doesn't make you happy?
- No, you're really beautiful. - You're really beautiful.
- You know... - Yes.
There are beautiful people with habits.
You're beautiful as a whole.
You always say that English is prohibited for bowling.
- To all women. - No, it's not like that.
- You're really beautiful. - Yes.
- No, no. - Are you watching this somewhere, Shimura-san?
- No, I'm not. - You've been saying it for a while now.
Now, we'd like to give you a special "Kurubushi Check Time".
Kurubushi...
Look at her kurubushi and burn it in your brain.
- Why are you laughing and talking at the same time? - The host...
- If the host doesn't do it properly, it'll be a weird show. - I thought it was funny.
- What do you mean? - Her kurubushi...
- Look at it and burn it in your brain. - Yes.
- By the way, Kurubushi... - Yes.
- Have you ever been touched by someone? - No, I haven't.
- I don't think you have. - If you think about it, I don't think you have.
- I don't think you have. - I don't think you have.
What's up with kurubushi? I've never seen it before.
Why did it become like this?
It wasn't a kurubushi. It wasn't a kurubushi.
It's a little small. It's in your nose.
- It's the other way around. - It was funny.
It was funny.
- You did it because you thought it was funny. - No, I didn't.
- You did it on purpose. - No, no.
I thought it was funny. Don't say embarrassing things.
- Not the mouth. Not the mouth. The chin. - The chin.
The chin. Put it on the chin.
Yes. Put it on and hook it to the chin.
- And lower it. - Lower it.
- Towards the chin. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Move it down. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'm getting irritated. - Let's do it.
- A little more. - Yes, yes, yes.
A little more, like this.
If you do it like that, your mouth will come out.
Raise it a little more.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Okay.
Okay, check time, start!
Nice.
- He's really covering his eyes. - He's covering his eyes.
Yes, the moment I saw him... I was like, "What is he doing?"
Let's do it like this.
Wow, it's like an elephant.
It's like an elephant. An elephant in the summer.
- It's January and it's so hot today. - Yes.
- It's about 30 degrees Celsius. - It's amazing today.
Okay.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- Watch it, watch it, watch it. - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- I'm not doing anything! - What are you doing?
- Hey! Hey! - I'm not doing anything!
- Wait a minute! - There's evidence left!
- Isn't that the police station? Stop it! - No, it's the police station!
- Shall we go? - The local police!
- Shall we go? - Excuse me, how is it?
- Stop it! - Stop it, I'll stop it.
- Yes, thank you. - It's good, isn't it?
- It's just right. - It does smell the best.
- But it doesn't smell that strong. - No, it doesn't.
- It doesn't smell that strong. - No, it doesn't.
- No, it doesn't.
- No, it really doesn't smell... - No, it doesn't.
- If you say "it only smells", it's cheating, right? - Well, of course.
- But you can't touch it. - Does it smell, her kurubushi?
- No, no... - One more time, please.
- It's a funny picture, isn't it?
Will the two of them be able to touch the kurubushi of the swimsuit girl?
- Now, here is the kurubushi-touching venue you two will challenge. - Yes.
- There is a venue. - There are numbers "one", "two", "three".
- But on the other side of the panel, there are swimsuit girls, old men and women. - Yes.
- Now, we will only show you each kurubushi.
- With your eyes covered, guess which kurubushi is the swimsuit girl.
You can't see it, can you?
No, I can't.
Then, put out your hands.
But I don't like being touched by kurubushi.
That's not fair.
Put out your hands.
Okay.
Now, now, now.
What?
It's okay, right?
Now, here are your kurubushi.
Go ahead.
It's not a story. I can't see it.
Look at the kurubushi and guess.
What is this picture?
Kurubushi are appearing.
Kurubushi are appearing?
Yes, three kurubushi are appearing.
Are their faces appearing, too?
No, their faces aren't appearing.
Now, only kurubushi are appearing.
Only kurubushi?
But, this is really...
I really don't know about the swimsuit girl.
First of all, it's Hero Okamura's kurubushi- touching- kissing-time!
Can I put out my hands?
Yes, you can.
Now, this is a wall.
Yes, yes, yes.
Go down from there with your hands.
The fabric has changed, right?
Yes, it has.
Go down more and more.
To the right. To the right.
There it is!
The number one worm.
Now, you can touch it.
What is this?
It's a worm.
Something is coming out of it.
You smelled it just now, didn't you?
Of course you can smell it.
I don't know about this.
The moment you smell it is funny.
It's soft, though.
The worm is soft.
It's soft.
From there...
To the side?
Yes, that's right.
Keep moving...
This is number two.
It's coming!
With your right hand...
It's number two worm!
And now, it's time for your special move!
It's time for your special move!
It's funny to touch it, isn't it?
Now, let's move on to number three.
Again, move to the side...
With your right hand...
It's coming!
Now, this is number three worm!
This is obviously different!
I feel like it's a different kind of worm.
Oh my!
The moment you touch it...
Now...
The deadly worm has appeared!
No...
But if you touch it, it's obviously different...
It's really hard!
The worm...
The last one!
Yes, the last worm.
The last worm has appeared!
No, it's hard! I don't know!
Next, it's Hero Tsurube's worm-touching worm- touching time!
With your fingers... A little lower...
Yes!
It's number one worm-touching worm-touching time!
Tsurube-san!
I don't think you can tell the difference...
How is it?
You can talk now!
I'm thinking about it now...
Oh, I'm sorry!
Huh? Did you just get angry?
You want me to concentrate, don't you?
You said "urabe", didn't you? "Urabe"...
Oh, you're going for number two?
You're going for number two?
That's fast!
That's number two!
It's number two worm-touching worm-touching time!
Wow, Master's touch is really strong!
It's strong!
The worm-touching worm-touching time makes you want to grab it!
Is "kunkun" okay for you?
I don't need "kunkun"!
But these... these...
These two...
Yes!
They're only three, though!
The ones you just gave me...
They're only three, though!
I don't know why I eat sushi...
I can eat all of them!
You can eat all of them?
Yes!
There's a little more over there...
This is it!
It's number three worm-touching worm-touching time!
It's definitely different!
Wow, that's fast!
It's number three!
Is it okay now?
Yes!
Which of these are swimsuit beauties' worm- touching?
- I think it's number one! - Number one!
I like the way it feels and how it slides, so I chose it as number one.
- Now, Tsurube-san, which one do you think is the swimsuit beauty? - It's number two!
- Oh! - Why?
- Well, it feels good. - Touch it.
- Number three is definitely different. - Number three is different, right?
- Number three is different. - I think number three is a little different.
- You two have something in common. Number three is definitely different. - I think it's different.
Now, is there a correct answer?
The swimsuit beauty is...this worm-touching!
Open!
- Huh? - Now...
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Now!
It's number two!
The swimsuit beauty is number two!
- Huh? She's sulking. - Takashi!
- Morio-san. - Did you forget about my worm - touching?
I didn't think we'd meet again in a place like this.
- Morio-san, it's a little sad, isn't it? If you forget about your worm-touching. - Yeah, it is.
- That's terrible, Takashi. - I didn't think...
- I didn't think it'd be you, Morio. - I didn't think we'd meet again in a place like this.
- I wanted to see you, Takashi. - Huh?
- I wanted to see you, Morio. - Did you force me to do it?
- Damn it! I can't stand you anymore. - I can't believe it's started.
- You two look like each other. - Are you talking to that woman?
- Oh, come on. - Are you talking to that woman?
- Well...
- Are you having fun? - Are you having fun? - You're having fun. - You're a real wife, aren't you?
- You're jealous, aren't you, Morio-san?
Let's pretend!
Straight! What will you do?
I just want to protect our social distance.
- You don't mean... - Huh?
I finally...
- I finally... - It's too far!
- It's too far!
It's too far!
I know how you feel.
I really want to hug you, but...
Directly...
I knew it!
We're connected.
You can only kiss me in a box like this!
I'm about to...
English is prohibited in bowling.
We're connected!
We've always been connected.
Um...
When COVID-19 is over...
I'll pretend to be you.
Until then, wait for me!
- I know! - Sorry!
- But... - And so...
- The winner is... - He's amazing.
It's Tsurube!
Amazing!
Seriously!
And so, the winner, Tsurube...
will choose a moving item for Tsurube and Okamura!
- If we use the elimination method... - Elimination method.
It's tough, but it's a tricycle.
No way!
No way it's a tricycle!
- Yami-san, I'd like you to do me a favor. - Yes.
Even if you don't hug me like this...
Please give me a rule that says I can do it like this.
Can you do me a favor?
With this body...
- I can't do a tricycle. - I see.
Oh, you can't?
If you can't, I'll do it for you.
I can't!
I can't do a tricycle!
I can't do a tricycle...
It wasn't burnt, so please cross it with your feet.
To some extent, right?
Yes.
Thank you.
Not at all.
No, if you say so...
And for Okamura's moving item, he chooses hopping.
Hopping?
Well, it was possible, but...
Are they experts? They're already used to it.
Experts...
That's right.
Are they okay?
They're okay.
You should have said "It's almost there" properly.
I'm going!
It's okay.
I'm going!
It's okay.
It's about to start. Is it okay?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
For Mugiwara...
I'll put up a tent.
For Mugiwara...
I won't put up a tent.
Okay, okay.
It's finally the real thing.
First of all, you have to surround yourself with the masked army and defeat them like heroes.
And so...
The masked army has come.
Please come in!
It's hot! It's hot!
Scary, scary, scary.
Wow!
Masked army!
I am the masked army.
For now, we'll have you masked around you like heroes.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yes.
We are the masked army who follow rules.
Oh!
You have to defeat them.
That's right.
The masked army will be hit in moderation of the movement of you two.
It will fly at you.
It will be hit just like that.
That makes me happy.
So, here's the real thing.
Everyone, you two please pose coolly for me.
Please pose coolly for me.
I see.
I want to take a nice picture.
Okay.
Now, once again, we will confirm the hero's movements after this.
He tries to go and save the girl who is tied up with a rope,
but he is surrounded by the masked army.
He defeats the masked army like a hero,
and in the midst of the bombings, he escapes with a challenge item and rescues the girl.
Is it OK now?
You've prepared your feelings for it, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
So, what kind of decisive moment will we be able to film?!
Ready, set, go!
The world has become so cruel, Okamura.
Let's make sure the earth is in peace.
That's right. Without us...
Help me!
Please!
Look! I told you! Where is it?!
Where?!
Over there!
It's here!
Where?!
Go, Okamura!
It's strong!
Watch out!
It's cool!
Watch out!
It's explosive!
It's hot!
It's hot in a place like this!
It's hot!
Is it okay?!
Alright!
Let's go save that girl!
Let's go!
With a second-hand item...
Let's go!
It's hot!
The pressure...
That explosion is amazing!
Seriously?!
Wow!
Seriously?!
Wow! Seriously?!
Seriously?!
It's hot!
He's riding a tricycle.
I can't do it!
Hopping and a tricycle!
It's hot!
Hopping and a tricycle!
It's hot!
Hopping and a tricycle!
It's hot!
Hopping and a tricycle!
It's hot!
Seriously?!
Be careful of the explosion!
I can't do it!
Watch out!
Go for it!
Wow, you made it this far.
It's hot!
You can do it, hero!
It's hot!
Help her!
It's hot!
She's here!
Are you okay?!
Thank you!
Okay!
Okay, stand up!
Thank you!
You can't come here anymore!
Okay!
You got it?!
I got it!
Okay!
Thank you!
Don't eat me like this!
What happened to your back?
Don't eat me like this!
It was hot!
It's like you're covered in something.
It was really hot!
After this, shocking photos of the moment keep appearing!
In addition, Tsurube and that great actress go on a scoop date!
Now, let's look back at those two's videos.
It's hot! It's hot!
You're wearing something hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
Look at this extreme.
It's really hot!
It's bad! It's bad!
It's burning!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's burning!
It's dangerous!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
But you managed to save the girl.
You saved her.
When I saw you save her, I thought you were Moriman.
When I saw you save the girl, I thought you were Moriman.
I'm close to Moriman.
Now, let's look at some cool photos.
I want to see it.
It's nice.
It's cool.
You're being blown away.
It's powerful.
This was the most dangerous.
The first fragment.
This photo is amazing.
It's beautiful.
It's burning.
The other side is burning.
It's burning.
You managed to escape from this situation.
Lastly, we took this photo.
What do you think?
I think you got caught.
I didn't get caught.
This is your second time, right?
You have a "V" on your head.
Why is it my second time?
It's burning.
It's burning hard.
It's Moriman.
This is a decisive moment.
It's Moriman's moment.
Let's see which photos will go viral.
Are there any real photos?
There are a lot of them.
Please look forward to it.
That's all for today.
Thank you very much.
You can use today's sweater later.
Please put a pot in your car when you go home.
It's a decisive moment.
Which photos will go viral?
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