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Kiriasa Video!
MC Hiraoka's promotion plan!
A room for promotion!
What is it?
Thank you very much.
I walked slowly.
Thank you, Ara-neko.
Please have a seat.
It's lovely.
What is the word that was nominated for the most popular language?
Tangerine marshmallow!
Wow!
Thank you!
Fashion Fun Diary!
Next, Komata-san.
The second question.
I'll go pick one.
Okay, have a good one.
I'll go.
What should I pick?
Please write your profile.
I'm going to be a mysterious idol this time.
I like idols.
Mysterious idols have been many times.
There are many people who have succeeded and failed.
My name is Foo.
[PH] Foo.
Foo... Foo-Korin.
Foo-Ka...
That's it!
From Korin-sei?
Korin-sei...
The second Korin-sei.
Foo-Ka... Foo-Ka-Rin.
Foo-Rin-Sha.
Foo-Rin...
I know that one, too.
Tansho...
Foo... Foo-Rin... Foo-Rin-Shau...
Wow!
You're about to land.
Let's start the lesson.
Hello, everyone.
Today's guest is Fulin, a top idol who appeared in the last year's Kohaku Utagassen.
Thank you for having me.
I know.
I'm Fulin of Fulin.
Nice to meet you.
It didn't make sense.
Please have a seat.
Fulin!
Nice to meet you.
I'm so full today.
I brought my members.
Members?
Yes.
Fulin, blue.
Furi grey. Furi human.
Human?
Furi green. Furi white.
Eh? It's green!
Is this only Japanese?
Yes, this is already...
Thank you!
Wow!
So you're doing it in a group of five.
That's amazing. But you're already very popular.
Thank you!
I know you've been busy lately.
Yes.
I'm curious about some of your profiles.
Please ask me.
Can I ask you something?
Yes!
First of all, your height...
Yes!
I have three wind chimes.
How many are there?
What are wind chimes for you?
[PH] Scary.
Wind chimes.
I'm sorry. I don't know much about it.
Wind chimes are a little...
I think you all have wind chimes in your hearts.
And I have three wind chimes in me.
I see.
And your profile says...
You can make wind chimes love with everyone.
Yes!
I'd like you to show me your wind chimes love.
Can I do it?
Please do.
I'll prepare it.
Thank you.
So you're doing it with five people.
Thank you.
Please show me.
Please count three, two, one.
Okay, in three, two, one...
Fu-rin...
[PH] ...rasu!
Thank you!
Wow, it's like you've seen it somewhere before.
I created it.
Oh, you did? Thank you.
It's really popular now.
It is, thank you for mentioning it.
It's really popular.
Umesa...Tansho?
Yes.
It says Tancho on your profile, but I don't know if you're a Tansho or a Chosho.
I'm sorry, but is it short?
A little...
It's short!
It's short, huh?
It's not!
It says short and long, but...
It's neither.
It's either good or bad.
It's either one of them!
But it's about to be a fully...
It's not!
What is this about?
What do you mean?
It's about to be a fully...
There's a boy in our group...
Well, we are married...
Yes.
Well, but...
Right?
Fulin...
Fulin... is that what you mean?
No!
Fulin...
You are married...
I know, I know.
...and you are about to get married.
Well, it's like a weak relationship.
Fulin...
In that case...
Three tall fulins...
Yes.
Sanflin's experience...
Well, there were many things in the past to come this far.
Time's up!
Thank you!
Sanflin, you're scary!
Welcome back!
Welcome back.
I'm back.
How are you?
Is this okay?
It was fun.
Is this okay?
[PH] Yes.
Which part?
You said something like,
-"Fulin." -"No, I didn't say that."
-"What did you say?" -"Fulin."
-"Fulin?" -"No, I didn't say that."
You said, -"Fulin."
-"I didn't say that?" -"Yes."
-"Can I say it?" -"Because it's Fulin, you know?"
-"Can I say it?" -"Absolutely not."
-"No, I'm fine." -"Okay."
-"Can I say it?" -"No problem at all.
-"No problem?" -"Fulin is three times your height."
-"Three times Fulin?" -"Yes."
-"I am fine?" -"Yes."
-"It was too different from what I expected,"
-"and I felt like some scary stories were told." -"Yes, you did."
-"I was scared." -"I was scared for a while."
-"I had a different idea of what was going on, so I was scared for a while."
-"That was the scariest."
What does Fulin mean to you?
I was scared when you asked me this.
I was scared.
I was like, what?
I'm also a Fulin of the Fulin family, so I was scared.
What did you think, Ms. Gakumoto?
I agree.
It's like a triangle that went to another dimension.
I agree.
It looked better than Madam's picture.
I'm glad.
It was right.
It was right, but it was different.
I could see Madam.
I'm glad you're here.
Let's move on to Satonaga-san's second attempt.
[PH] Let's do it.
There's not much.
Obviously.
There's nothing else.
Start with the round ones.
Just leave this somewhere.
Satonaga's second attempt.
Well...
You don't have to do it.
I don't have to do it?
You can do it with your bare hands.
We've prepared this as a help item.
You don't need it.
I'm scared.
If you're not happy, don't use it.
I'll use it, but...
I'll use it because it's not much.
What is this?
This is...
Jureishi...
No.
Jureishi?
Koureishi.
Jureishi?
Ki...
Ko...
Koureishi.
It's koureishi.
Koureishi.
Oh, you mean like putting it down?
I see. Itako-san.
Yes.
Let's start!
Hello!
Today's guest is...
Koureishi's Natsuki Makoto!
Thank you for having me!
I'm looking forward to this new genre.
Thank you for having me!
First of all, can you tell me about your tradition?
Well, it depends on people and how you do it.
I can do anything. I can make myself do it.
I see.
I can make Shiroka do it.
Me?
Yes.
I'm pretty active in the world.
Oh, you're right.
I'm asking about that.
I've learned and experienced a lot of things.
You can do it even with animals?
Yes, it was the easiest thing I've done with animals.
You have the best.
I don't have much emotions.
I have a favor to ask you.
I used to have a cat.
Can you take care of my old cat?
I'm listening.
Oh, yes, yes.
Can you do it?
I had a cat until I was in middle school.
I'm asking you for permission to take care of my old cat.
Please.
[PH] Meow.
Permission granted.
I want you...
Ah!
I want you!
That's it!
He was a violent man.
Ah!
Instructor!
Is he going to call me?
Instructor!
Ah!
Oh no, he's coming down.
Ah, what should I do?
Eh?
It's a pig!
Eh?!
A pig is coming down!
W-who? Me?!
[PH] She's trying to get out of the chair.
What just happened?
A pig was passing by.
Me?
Yesterday, you passed by a pig cafe, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You passed by a pig cafe, didn't you?
It's that pig.
That pig?
Yes.
Isn't it still alive?
End of the interview.
I said it without thinking.
It's impossible.
A pig in front of a pig cafe is alive, isn't it?
I didn't know it was this kind of memory.
But you are strengthened.
You are strengthened.
I feel like I'm deteriorating.
Because I'm hurt again.
What are you hurt about?
You're not hurt anywhere, are you?
But honestly, I think I'm bad.
That's right.
I think I'm bad.
I had my own plan, but it didn't work at all.
It's true.
Basically, a talk show is about putting on a show and putting on a show.
So you might be number one in that sense.
I wanted to play catch ball, but I suddenly got pushed around and got pushed around.
You got pushed around and got pushed around.
I suddenly got a back-up.
It's been two years since I've been on this show and it's been two years since you joined us.
This time alone, I will reduce the number of logger members.
Stop it!
Please increase it!
If you reduce the number of logger members, you will still reduce your child.
I'm glad.
The budget will decrease.
One by one.
One by one. Stop it.
The last one.
Don't come anymore.
They went together.
At the same time.
Here we go.
I changed my clothes.
Scary.
I changed my clothes.
Scary.
Turn around.
Scary.
You are a zombie.
What is a self-promotion of a zombie?
Scary.
You like it, don't you?
I'm the female president of a black company.
But I'm too black that even zombies forget me.
Wow, you're super black.
If you make me a zombie, you can be the super human.
Oh, super human.
You can make people work like zombies.
That's it!
So I'm more of a worker.
Oh, you're a worker.
I'm a worker, but I'm not going to do it anymore.
I'm tired of it, so I'm not going to do it anymore.
Oh, then you can quit.
If you can't quit, you can do it with someone who's been zombied.
Let's start. Here we go!
Hello, everyone. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I'm scared.
Today's guests are these two. Here we go!
Thank you.
Come here.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Please sit down.
Thank you.
I'm scared.
Today's guest is Mr. Kumazawa, the president of MOHA.
Thank you.
And here is the zombie next to you.
I'm sorry, but what's going on?
I'm a former employee of ours.
Oh, I see.
But due to various reasons, I ended up like this.
Due to various reasons?
Yes.
Due to various reasons...
Then, leaving you alone for now, I'd like to ask you a question.
Yes.
I'm also a sponsor of your task diary.
Thank you very much.
The staff of the task diary really work hard for me.
They do! They do!
You're right.
I love how you work so fast.
Do you have anything you want from your employer?
I want you to work for me.
Work for me?
But you're working from home now.
I don't work from home.
I work before I eat.
I work before I close my mouth.
I just want you to work for me.
Do you have any days off?
No, I don't.
You don't?!
It's inefficient.
You don't have a day off?
No.
[PH] Yes, I do.
You don't have a day off.
Does your overtime increase during your work hours?
Basically, I work 24 hours a day.
24 hours?!
Yes.
Is that okay?
I think I can't stand it anymore.
Oh, that's why!
That's why you're like this.
I wonder if I couldn't stand it.
Scary, scary, scary.
Is that why you're like this?
But recently, in the task diary, I hate that and I hate this.
You haven't been working much lately, right?
No, no, no. I'm the one working the most.
This is for sure.
This is for sure. I'm the one working the most.
But you don't like it, right?
No, no, no.
Well, but since I'm sponsored and all, I'd like to increase my tools and all.
Oh, sorry about that. My subordinate is a little...
Oh, no, no, no. It's not like your subordinate is bad or anything.
No! I'll do it later.
No, no, no!
Please don't. Someone will know.
I'll keep doing it even though it looks painful.
Help me!
Please!
He bit me!
The president bit me!
Are you okay?
Oh no!
Oh no! The president too?
Oh my god!
What's going on?
Oh my god!
They became zombies.
Oh, oh! It's a thriller!
So... so cheap...
Oh, it's a thriller!
Suddenly it's getting cheaper...
AAAAAAH!
Please don't!
Run away! Run away! Run away!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Stop it!
[PH] Somebody stop me!
I'll try stopping it for a little longer.
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
It's been a while, but a little longer.
A little longer?
I want a zombie feeling!
I don't want to die!
Okay, we're done!
Good job!
Yes, please come back here.
Don't rest there and come back here.
There's a talk.
I didn't ask you!
I didn't ask you if it's this painful!
Is it painful?!
So, how was it, Shirakawa-san?
It was the worst.
It was interesting.
It wasn't interesting.
You were doing it well.
I wasn't.
It wasn't interesting. I wasn't doing it.
It seems like you don't have an answer.
You don't show us your face, right?
It's like a combination of the two.
I'm scared of this president.
He has a pretty face, but a cold heart.
But he's good at acting.
Good!
He's an actress.
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm not trying to improve your acting.
I'm trying to improve your fun.
No, I just found a talent.
How about you, Satonaka-san?
I feel like I've died once.
So you didn't die as a zombie, but as a villager.
I want to reset.
I understand.
Please reset.
Okay, so MC Shiraoka's promotion plan has ended.
Thank you for your hard work.
So, how did you like Shiraoka-san's MC?
I didn't even have time to think about it.
You were full of yourself.
I didn't even have to watch it.
You didn't even have to watch it.
So, you were allowed to be Shiraoka and MC, but you and Komazawa were also allowed to do something?
Another scar on my heart...
I'm not looking for a scar, I'm just wondering...
What kind of scar did you have?
Since I was about four years old...
I can't take it anymore...
I'm telling you to do it, so you can laugh more.
I can't do it if you don't shake it off.
Even in dramas, you can't do it if you can't see it.
I think it's the same feeling.
Shirako.
Yes.
Use today's experience and work hard.
I lost confidence.
It's okay.
You can do it.
So, today, we will not be calling out our task members.
We will be calling out people who are involved in the project.
President!
[PH] President...
President.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for coming out of your room earlier.
Thank you for coming.
I was wondering...
if black companies are a good idea.
They're not black!
But you said you'd let me work 24 hours a day.
Isn't the era catching up?
I think it's old-fashioned.
I think that used to be the case,
but now we say we'll stop at 8 hours a day
and take a break.
I was wondering if you had the same idea.
But you need someone to work for you to grow.
She's a little harsh.
Then you should work too!
Why do I hire subordinates?
It's fine if you hire them, but making them work like zombies is too harsh.
It's an insult to my way of doing things.
Don't you insult zombies?
I won't let them do that.
What about human beings?
It's easy to rule people with fear.
Fear is the best?
Yes.
Doesn't it hurt to turn people and subordinates into zombies?
It doesn't hurt.
Because you feel sorry for losing your self.
But it's good because it works for me.
Because I can work.
And I make a lot of money.
Where did the zombies go?
Zombies work underground.
You let zombies work?
Call those zombies!
Zombies!
You look pitiful.
Please sit here.
Please fix this.
This is not fixed.
You can't fix it.
Satoruka.
The letter is back.
Are you okay?
The president was bitten.
I'm gonna get bit!
You guys...
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Shionbe! Take care of the host!
Bye-bye!
Stop it!
It's not working.
Who's fault is it?
Let's fight!
Stop the camera!
Stop it!
OK, OK, it came out.
Game world is a tough place, isn't it?
It is.
Game world is tough.
It's not easy to make money.
Sometimes you have to become a zombie.
I have to.