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Kerera morning video!
Can we start recording soon?
No, I refuse.
Please wait another ten minutes.
Do you want to do it?
It's okay to do it.
Do you want to do it?
Let's do our best.
I think you don't have to do your best.
You did your best last year.
You didn't do your best this year.
You did your best last year, so you don't have to do it.
I think you don't have to do it.
I think you don't have to do it this year.
Please do your best.
Please.
Do you want me to say the title?
Please say it.
He doesn't say it at all.
"TASUKA FUN FUN DIARY"!
Today's "TASUKA" is... "New Year's Kotatsu"!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- It's been a while since we had kotatsu. - I love kotatsu.
Anything is fine.
- Just add kotatsu and say whatever you like. - Awesome!
- So, happy new year! It's 2024 now. - Happy new year!
- Happy new year!
What did you do at the end of the year?
At the end of the year, I worked all day.
- All three of you? - Yes.
- Until the 31st. - Yes.
- What did you do? - We performed.
- Where? - Daikanyama.
- And what about the countdown? - It wasn't work.
- I finished work around the evening of the 31st. - You finished work.
- Yes. - And I took a day off on Tuesdays and worked again on Tuesdays.
From about the 7th, I took a week off in the winter.
- Did you go somewhere? - I went.
- Where did you go? - I went to Hokkaido and Osaka.
- You had a crazy schedule. - Yes.
I came back from Hokkaido at night and came back from Okinawa in the winter.
- You said that before, too. You came back from Taiwan and came back to Okinawa. - Why?
- You said that before, too. You came back from Taiwan and came back to Okinawa. - That's amazing.
- But I failed this time. - How did you fail?
It snowed a lot in Hokkaido and I was like, "The snow is crazy! It's super fun!"
- You got excited. - I went to the airport and it snowed a lot and I had a bloody cold.
- Wow, that's bad! You went home? - Yes, I went home.
- That's scary, isn't it? - Yes.
I was like, "What?!" But my morning bottle was full.
I was like, "What?!" and I took a bullet train.
- Oh, you were going back to Osaka? - Yes.
It was a train that didn't shift time.
It also took a cancellation fee.
In the end, I had no choice but to stay that day.
Where did you stay? Say "Sapporo Monon" again.
It's like a hot spring facility in an airport.
Muni... Is it okay, Mika?
No, you say it.
It's not "is it okay?"
- Isn't it big? - It's really big!
No, it's not "is it okay?"
- It's really big! - No, it's not "is it okay?"
I don't want to hear about the airport.
So I stayed at a hot spring facility.
Oh, I see.
What about the bullet train?
I took the fastest train back, so it was the next day.
Then I didn't go home.
I went directly from the airport to Tokyo Station.
I thought I would make it in time.
I was wondering if I would make it in time.
So I ran after you with a souvenir from Hokkaido.
- I see. - That must have been tough.
- You didn't go home. - I didn't go home and made it in time.
But I knew I should stay open for about a day.
That's right.
So if you go back to work the day before...
- It's not good. - It's not good.
I'm glad it wasn't work.
- Yeah. - I'm glad it wasn't work.
- If you go back to work... - You should be careful about your schedule.
The mandarin is good.
- It's good? - It's good.
- What did you do in Hokkaido? - I ate a lot.
I went to about three restaurants a month for one meal.
How many meals do you eat in a day?
I don't get up early.
Maybe seven or eight.
What was the best?
I couldn't eat raw oysters.
But now I can eat them in Hokkaido.
- They're good. - I'm glad about that.
- What do you do in the morning? - I didn't go anywhere this time, but I bought a lot of things.
- What's the most expensive thing you bought? - The most expensive thing is my bag.
- And clothes and shoes. - What kind of bag?
- No, it's not. - It's a secret, isn't it? - Oh, yeah.
- What do you do after recording? - I spend too much money.
- What kind of bag? - Bag...
- You bought it! - I bought it with my own money! - You're making money, Tasuku!
- But I didn't spend much money last year. - You don't spend much money.
- I don't eat out much, either. - You don't use the word "red carpet", do you? - No, I don't.
- You're at home, aren't you? - I'm at home.
- I'm going to do my best this year. - What about you, Satsumaka?
- I went on a hot spring trip. - Where?
- It's called "Ito-shi" in Izu. There's a hot spring in front of me.
- Hmm... - Clap, clap, clap, clap!
- Clap, clap, clap! - Clap, clap, clap!
- Did you like it? - Yes!
It was really fun...
It was fun...
It refreshed me a lot...
But we didn't have enough time.
Hmm... I wish we had more.
What about that? The live stream!
How was the live stream at the end of the year?
- It was fun. - It was fun and interesting.
- We introduced these goods. - Oh, right.
- We introduced the goods... - And then...
The fortune teller told me...
- It was Optimo. - I know.
- He told me my fortune... - Optimo...
- He told me my fortune... - I know.
And then he said, "I'm a pervert."
- "It's ridiculous." - "As I thought."
- "As I thought."
- So that's it.
[SAKURA's fortune]
I'm Sakura Hiroya.
What do you call "pervert"?
"Pervert"!
- "Pervert" fits me. - Yes.
- That's amazing. - Weird fetish.
- You're first place. - I'm first place.
That's amazing.
Is there a weird fetish?
Is there?
You said something before. What was it?
- What was it? - You said something weird.
Whether you can release your pervertedness or not affects your success in the future.
So you want me to say more?
Yes, you want me to say more.
- A dream comes true. - Wow.
- What's your dream? - I don't have one yet this year.
Is there a dream you want to come true?
A dream you want to come true...
A dream you want to come true... A photographer.
Oh, a photographer!
Yes, today as well.
Today as well.
What will come true this year?
I'm looking forward to it.
And second place is...
This year...
Jaiyan wearing Jaiyan's face.
That's the worst!
It's not "Jai-ko", it's "Jaiyan wearing Jaiyan's face".
Jaiyan wearing Jaiyan's face...
There's a lot of things like "I love you" and "I love you".
When it comes to live performances, people say "I love you" a lot.
But when it comes to private events...
I think it's "I love you".
I can't do it alone.
That's unexpected.
2024 is a chance for expansion and development.
I'm really looking forward to it.
And I'm really focused.
Someone told me about the date.
Really?
Yes.
I won't pick it up.
It's not a pinpoint, is it?
It's really a pinpoint.
Because it's 1/12.
But it's almost there.
I put it in my calendar.
That's amazing.
I was thinking about what to name it.
What do you want to happen?
What makes you excited?
Excitement?
When it comes to work...
Whether it's three people or one person...
I'm happy that it's regular.
That's possible in March and February.
That's why I'm aiming for that.
I see.
I hope it's regular.
Okay.
You gave me the answer in April, right?
Yes.
Okay.
And among the members, I'm third.
Yes.
Labyrinth in the labyrinth.
Do you know it?
What does "labyrinth" mean?
It's like a maze.
Anyway, she's lost.
Certainly, she may be lost in life.
She's trying too hard because she's not well.
Stop it!
But I'm an old woman who's easy to get tangled up.
Can you take it off from the back of your hand?
It's like a producer's quality or something like that.
There may be a support side of the star.
It's scary for something hidden behind to come out on the front.
What are you hiding?
There's also Shinomiya's.
Thank you for using it for my birthday and other things.
Shinomiya's catchphrase is "a bird in a cage of pride that only flies up."
I don't know what you're talking about.
Am I in a cage?
Yes, you're in a cage of pride.
A cage of pride?
Is pride expensive?
I don't like this catchphrase.
You're hardworking and ambitious.
I can't stand being stuck.
But pride gets in the way and even though you're a revolutionary person, you suppress your own possibilities.
Breaking that shell is also a theme of life.
I'm a revolutionary person.
You were a revolutionary person.
I was a revolutionary person.
2024 is the year of change in life.
It's here!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
There may be a change in clothes and style.
I want a change in style.
I want to change it to comedy.
What will it be?
I don't know.
A teacher?
That's great!
A teacher?
That's great!
There was another fortune-teller who told me about it last spring.
There are various genres.
Comedy is the smallest possibility.
If you go elsewhere, it's more widespread.
But for comedy, "me" is the smallest possibility.
That's sad!
That's terrible!
That's what I said earlier.
A change in style.
That's great!
That's why I wanted to change my style.
What will it be?
Breaking my own rules.
What will it be?
Breaking my own rules.
You have a lot of routines and stuff like that.
Like protecting the gate.
You shouldn't change that.
If you break the gate, you'll be kicked out of the house.
You'll be kicked out of the house in the middle of winter.
That's too cold.
We asked you about your compatibility with the members.
Third place.
Do you know me?
60%.
It may or may not be similar, but it's not funny.
It may or may not be funny.
It's the worst thing we've ever done on a show.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It may or may not be similar.
But isn't 60% high in third place?
It's predictable.
Kubasa is 78%.
Unexpectedly, the parts that don't overlap match up.
They don't overlap.
It's funny.
Kubasa doesn't overlap, though.
Certainly.
I was going to overlap with you.
Certainly.
And in first place...
Wow, it's high!
95%.
It's high.
Scientific reactions from outside of our imagination are born and give us luck.
Does it mean we can improve each other?
Give me luck!
Let's do it!
Give me pride!
Let me out of the labyrinth!
This is bad.
But doesn't everyone work well together?
Yes, everyone.
These two work best together.
I see.
Shouldn't I be included?
Yes.
As a member.
Yes.
Will you join us?
I can't dance.
The title will change.
Certainly!
The title will change!
An idol?
An idol!
It's true!
Is that so?
Besides, we have to do new things lately.
That's right.
If I say I'm not good at dancing, it's pride.
It's in the basket.
Even though I'm a revolutionist!
It's in there!
That's right!
You're saying you're not good at it.
It's not that you're not good at it.
You can do it.
You're crushing your possibilities with this!
That's right.
I'm really popular for not being good at acting.
Then let's try acting.
Let's do it!
An idol and an actor?
That's right!
It's amazing!
The title has changed.
Let's contact the manager!
All of a sudden!
Before we start, we wrote three talk themes for each of you.
Let's use them and talk about themes.
Let's start.
Okay!
Go ahead.
Ta-dah!
- Living alone. - Living alone.
- Let's do it. - Ta-dah!
- What? - Living alone.
- Let me show you the effect. - Ta-dah!
- I'm still at home, but I'll be 22 this year. - Wow.
- There are a lot of things I can't do without living alone. - Yeah.
- So I thought I'd give it a try. - Hmm.
- That's how I feel. - Do you two talk about it?
- Sometimes we do. - Hmm.
- We talk about what we should do. - What advice do you give her?
- I don't think I'd recommend it. - Yeah, you can say it at home.
- If you like your home, you can say it at home. - Yeah.
- She does research about what she should do. - Yeah.
- But she doesn't have any motivation. - Hahaha.
- She doesn't have it, but she says it. - Maybe, but she doesn't.
- There are some things I can't do without living alone. - Hmm.
- I feel like I won't eat anymore. - Hmm.
- It's annoying to eat. - Hmm.
- I just want to sleep. - Hmm.
- It's annoying to eat. - Hmm.
- I want you to eat properly. - Hmm.
- If you live alone, your mother comes once a week. - Hmm.
- Do you know? - I know.
- Food life doesn't change when you live alone. - It changes a lot.
- The time is also separated. - Hmm.
- I got pollen disease for the first time in my life. - What?
- What?
- Pollen disease? - What?
- I got pollen disease from the moment I started living alone. - Wow.
- I haven't cured it yet. - Wow.
- When I was at home, I got sick more and more. - Hmm.
- Nutrition is important. - You eat only what you like.
- When you are at home, you may eat what you don't like. - Hmm.
- But in fact, you may lose nutrition in such a place. - Hmm.
- I've been thinking about it for a long time. - Hmm.
- If I go home alone and ask if I can cook, - It's impossible.
- I can't do it. - It's impossible.
- I can't do it.
- But if you don't do it, you won't do it. - Hmm.
- You do the laundry for me and you cook for me. - Hmm.
- Why don't you try it once? - Certainly.
- If you can't do it, you can do it again. - Hmm.
- Certainly. - Hmm.
- I think it's okay.
- The condition of the property. - The condition of the property is...
- I can't miss one thing. - Hmm.
- It's not a place where pets can go home. - Wow.
- Cats. - Cats.
- It's not a place where cats can go home. - Hmm.
- If I live alone and buy a cat, I'll go a lot. - Hmm.
- No. - No.
- It's an easy-to-understand way of saying no.
- Curious. - Ahahaha.
- Curious. - Come here.
- I'll definitely go. - Ahahaha.
- It's funny that "come here" doesn't come out in the first shot. - Ahahaha.
- Ahahaha.
- I don't like it. - Ahahaha.
- I'm... - I'm...
- I'd like to ask you about your goals for 2024. - Okay.
- What are your goals for 2024? - Let me think about it for a second.
- You've decided it yourself! - First of all, say it yourself! - I don't want to spread it out. - Why?
- It's really difficult. - No, I didn't write it!
- Oh, I exercise a lot! - Oh...
I wake up early in the morning, go for a run or a walk, and eat breakfast.
- It's been a while, but have you done it many times? - Yes! - Oh, you've done it!
- I wake up at 9 or 10 in the morning and do light exercise. - Wow!
- I eat breakfast, make rice, go for a walk or run when I'm making rice... I've done it once. - Once!
- You've done it once! I've heard this episode about four times, but I didn't know it was only once!
- But I've been doing it a lot lately. I've done it once. - Was there a reason for exercising?
- At first, I was going to lose weight and go on a diet, but it was really fun to run.
- When I realized it, I ran about 5 or 6 kilometers. - Wow!
- I love exercising, so I thought I'd rent a gym and do it alone. - Rent a gym? What do you do in the gym? - Volleyball! - Alone?
- Call me! - Can you do it alone? - Yes!
- What is your ambition? - Ambition...
- Well... - Yes?
- Health! - Yeah!
Health!
I don't think we're good at writing "hope".
Why did you write it?
Make it easier for me to speak!
You say it every year. "Hope" is...
- I don't like it. - You say it every year. You don't remember it, do you?
- I don't remember it. - I don't remember last year's "hope".
- I don't remember it at all. - I don't remember it at all.
I feel like it's the fourth "health".
I think there's more.
I think you say "health" every year.
I don't think "hope" is something you have to achieve.
That's why it's cool!
"Hope" in capital letters.
But you have eyes.
You say it every year.
There's a lot.
But last year I said I'd graduate as a paper driver.
Did you say it?
I didn't say it at the beginning of "task diary", did I?
- You didn't say it at the beginning of "task diary", did you? - That's right. I said it all the time.
I've said it in various places.
I had a chance to do it in various programs and projects.
But in 2023, I only said it at work.
I said "task diary" last.
Me too!
But you said it, so you said it, didn't you?
Yes, so I'll say it again this year.
Oh, that's good!
Continuously!
Continuously! I'll graduate as a paper driver!
Please make a project!
That's good!
A project to drive again this year, right?
Yes.
Start something new.
I want a project!
What is it?
Anything is fine.
I really don't have anything.
If I had one thing, it would be good.
It would be a good starting point.
If it's not difficult, you can get it easily.
There are many things like that, don't you think?
Like special skills or hobbies.
I really want to quit something like elementary school students.
I want to find one.
I think it's good to do what you like.
Yes, I want to find a hobby.
Clothes are great, too.
Designs and colors.
There are colors, right?
Personal colors.
I think it's really good.
Colors.
Then I'll do it.
I'll do it casually.
You don't have personal colors anymore.
Do you want to start something new?
I have one!
What is it?
Ballpoint pens.
Everyone is like that!
But your handwriting is good!
No, it's not!
Can you show me your good handwriting?
It's not bad.
Your balance is interesting.
Ballpoint pens.
I really want to do it.
You have a beautiful handwriting.
But my handwriting is bad.
So I don't have a gap.
Your handwriting is beautiful.
How about you, Sato Nagata?
I want to do something amazing.
I want to do something with a ballpoint pen.
Do you have a ballpoint pen?
Yes, I do.
I used to do it once.
What if you aim for one ball?
It's possible.
Can you aim for one ball?
I can aim for one ball.
I can turn it around and aim for one ball.
That's amazing.
You can't aim for one ball.
That's amazing.
I want to try it.
You can try it.
If you can do it, you can try it.
I see.
What do you want to do?
I want to throw away my pride.
That's it.
I've decided.
I'm often told that my pride is high.
I don't think so.
Is it high?
I've never seen it like that.
I can do anything.
I can be naked.
That's right.
I've never done it like that.
That's crazy.
I've done it.
I've been naked once.
I thought you would be normal.
That's right.
That's not true.
The future of the entertainment industry.
Oh!
How will the future of the idol industry change?
What will TASK do?
Wow!
That's like...
Something like that.
It's not tea, it's like alcohol.
Hahahahaha!
The second one is...
Two people meeting each other.
Wow!
I...
Oh, this is what it means to be loved by others.
Hahaha!
Oh!
I think this is a completely closed pattern.
I went home at about 12:30.
Well, I was a little older than her.
She said, "Oh, you're definitely locked up."
Hey, are you chained up?
Oh, I don't know.
I hope you're not locked up.
She said that and...
On the day of the disbandment...
I got your address and the address...
Bang!
Wow!
Did you run away?
My wife protected me.
Hahaha!
At the end!
She protected you!
I was locked up...
I was really locked up, but...
Hahaha!