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Here we go!
Stars in the Sky
You can do it!
You can still do it!
Mirror, Mirror, One Eye
Oh no! I'm losing it!
Gorilla
That's almost correct!
Wow!
Mirror, Mirror, One Eye
Mirror, Mirror, One Eye"
The next contest is "Shout out loud! Sato Naka Ai!"
How do you like it?
I like it.
Thank you.
Sato Naka will express "ai" in a loud voice.
In order of loudness, 1st to 3rd place will get points.
One person can do it twice, so one team can win.
And no matter how loud your voice is,
if "ai" doesn't resonate with Sato Naka, you'll be disqualified.
I see.
Sato Naka, how do you like it?
I think it will have many advantages.
I see.
Like, "that's what you say!"
Or "that's good!"
Or "that's not what you want!"
They're pretty harsh.
But loudness is important,
and I hope you'll do your best to find my strengths and express "ai" to me.
Understood!
So, who will go first?
I'll go first.
Yes, please.
Good, good, good.
I'm excited.
I'll do my best in a loud voice.
Yes, please.
Here I go.
Sato Naka, you're cute today, too!
Yes, I got it.
Eighty-five!
Oh!
So, this is your standard.
Eighty-five.
You don't know it yet, do you?
It's eighty-five.
Is she calling you "Sato Naka-chan"?
The distance is a little...
I think it's the first time she's called me by my name.
That's true, that's true.
Sato Naka-chan.
How was it?
Well...
I think it was a good first call.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, understood.
Please say "kyao"!
Kyao!
Shining!
I know!
Right?!
85!
It's the same!
It sounded like it didn't come out at all.
Is it the same?
It's the same.
Gara gara gara!
It sounded like it didn't come out at all.
Is it the same?
I hope you'll continue to tell us about your voice.
I see.
But it's not a song that shines like that.
It's over.
No, it's not.
Next up is the last team!
It's over.
Are you ready?
Yes!
It's tough.
Your posture is different.
Your shoulders are wider than your shoulders.
It's different.
Let's go.
Please.
Thank you for being born in this era!
Natsuki's mother!
It's been a long time.
It's been so long that it's not good.
Eighty-four.
One down!
It's a little frustrating!
Is it eighty-four?
The one in front of you came out like this.
That's right!
It's frustrating!
But I'm really happy.
Thank you!
But it was eighty-four!
No, but the strength of love was one hundred!
Did you feel the strength of love?
Thank you!
My face is ugly but I love you!
OK.
It's 85.
It's so similar!
It's only up to 85.
This app is usually 85.
It's max 85.
The name of the app is not 85.
I'm a little curious.
You said "I love you" at the end, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
What did you say before that?
My face is ugly.
Your face is...
ugly and...
It's so similar!
What's wrong?
I'm disqualified!
Disqualified!
You said "I love you" including your bad points.
Yes, but...
I didn't have to say "I love you" now.
You're strict.
I love you so much and I collect your photos.
He takes my ugly face without my permission.
I collect a lot of your photos.
No.
It's "I love you", isn't it?
Yes, you're really ugly.
You're really ugly.
You're really ugly!
I'm serious!
You're really ugly!
But I think you're a bad guy because you take my photos.
We're good friends.
Yes, we are.
I love you
I'm going to say what I've been thinking about for a while.
I feel good.
You're stupid and cute!
It's higher than before.
It's 83.
What? Really?
Why?
Because it's a little expensive?
Is it hard to choose because it's expensive?
It's quite difficult. It's quite difficult to exceed 85.
It's quite hot if you exceed 5.
It's hot if you exceed 5.
I want you to exceed 5.
I want you to exceed it.
You're a little stupid.
You've been thinking about it all along, haven't you, Yui-chan?
Including that, I want you to be cute.
You're cute. Okay.
You're stupid. You're stupid.
I'm calling you "love" because you're calling me "love" because you're calling me "love".
No, um...
I won't refuse it.
Why?
It's none of my business!
It is!
It's love, isn't it?
That's why.
Love
I'm looking forward to it.
Please exceed 85.
I'll do it.
Please do.
Please listen to me carefully.
No matter what you do, I love you!
Hiroshi Ryoko!
Wow!
87!
Hirose!
No.
A.'s love is...
It's over 85 points.
What?
Satonaka will say love to this show?
Ah! Satonaka will say love to the person she likes?
I said the person I like.
You're disqualified.
Minus 50 points.
You're amazing.
A.'s love is...
It's me.
Masa.
I don't think it's over 85 points.
Try saying it in a low voice.
How low?
Nacchan!
That's good.
Nacchan!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Nacchan!
You've grown up!
I'm scared.
86 points.
I think it's better to say it in a low voice.
It's better to say it in a low voice.
I'm glad you said it in a low voice, but I couldn't say it in a low voice because I was so absorbed in it.
I don't remember what you said.
What did you say?
You said, "You've grown up."
Oh, it was really shallow.
You've grown up.
Usami.
Yes!
Let's go.
I'll say it in a simple way.
Please.
This may be the last time I can say it.
That's right.
I'll say it in a low voice.
I'll say it with my last intention.
Natsuki!
It's high.
It's getting higher and higher.
Eighty-seven!
It's better to be low.
Low is important.
It's better to be low.
Low is measured.
Maybe.
Natchan!
Thank you as always!
You look like an old woman.
Eighty-seven!
It's measured low.
Can I say this?
I can't lower my head.
I wanted to say it with a loud voice.
I wanted to say it like this.
Natchan!
Eighty-seven!
I don't like it!
But we got a lot of points.
We got a lot of points.
We did our best!
The next game is "Sato Naka's Good Points Game"!
This is a game where you have to say what you like about Sato Naka.
If you can't say what you like about Sato Naka or can't say what you like about Sato Naka, you will be eliminated.
If you are eliminated twice, you will be disqualified, so please be careful.
As the number of people decreases due to disqualification, we will continue the game until we reach the last person.
First place gets 30 points. Second place gets 20 points. Third place gets 30...
Third place gets 10 points!
Now, Sato Naka-san.
Yes?
You said some good things about "Love" earlier, but...
Yes?
First of all, this is a game where you have to say what you like about Sato Naka.
Yes.
What do you think about it?
Well... I hope I don't say bad things about Sato Naka.
You don't say bad things about Sato Naka, do you?
Oh, you don't say bad things about Sato Naka?
Didn't you say that earlier?
I didn't say it, did I?
I'm a little worried when it's my first request.
Especially when it's someone over there.
Didn't you say something earlier?
Yes, I said "ugly".
"Ugly", "ugly".
You said "ugly", didn't you?
I was asked about the size of my voice.
Oh, me too.
I thought I said it wrong for a second, but I think you did say "ugly".
I cut it out.
Oh, I see.
I cut it out, so it's not good.
Even though you're covering "Love" with all of it, if you cut it out...
I like it. I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
Let's start.
"Yamate Battle Game" starting with Okiguchi-san.
The topic is "Sato Naka's good points".
One, two...
She's cute.
She's pretty.
She's kind.
She has beautiful hair.
Cute!
Too fast!
I'm going to do the same thing for the second week.
I'm depressed!
I was going to say your hair is cute, but you said your hair is beautiful.
Your hair is cute.
I see.
It's one out.
I see.
I panicked for a second.
It can't be helped.
Please blow it right away.
I will continue to make use of it.
Let's start with Okiguchi.
One, two!
Your singing voice is cute!
Your style is good!
Your fashion sense is good!
You have a high nose!
Your hands are long!
Your side profile is beautiful!
You have big feet!
Wait a minute!
What did you say?
You have beautiful feet!
I wonder if my feet are big.
But you really have big feet!
That's a good thing!
Do you have big feet?
They are very big!
Do you have big shoes?
I'm 25.5 centimeters tall now.
When I was fatter, I was 26 centimeters tall.
Why did you get fatter?
Let's start with Tomizawa.
One, two!
You are beautiful!
I'm disqualified.
You said it earlier, didn't you, Kirei?
I did say it.
Oh, Kirei is done.
I'm not supposed to say it here.
Kumada-san.
I'm done.
Thank you for your hard work.
You're disqualified for meeting me twice in a row.
I'm disqualified.
Now, Shiroko-san.
Really?
See you later.
Can you show me?
I can't show you.
I'm sorry.
I'm disqualified for meeting you twice in a row.
Now, I'm going to change the topic.
I want to give a present to Satonaka-san.
A present?
I think Satonaka-san will like it.
I think she'll be happy.
Is it like you actually gave me what you told me?
Oh, you said it all of a sudden.
If you really want it, I understand.
I want you to stop me.
Is there such a pattern?
Yes, there is.
Is there such a pattern?
Maybe someone will give it to me next year.
Now, I'm going to show you what I'm going to give you.
One, two...
A new comb.
A skirt.
Accessories.
A hair tie.
Accessories.
A one-piece dress.
Toothbrush.
I was curious about it from the beginning.
New comb.
New rubber band.
Toothbrush.
It's like I'm not brushing my teeth.
I didn't say that!
No, no!
I didn't say that!
What?
First of all, I've been using the comb I bought when I was in middle school.
It's so hard that it doesn't come off anywhere, so I wanted to buy you a new one.
What are you using?
I can't let go of it.
It's like a stuffed toy.
You've been using it for a long time.
I don't know, but I don't think I can change my toothbrush.
How long have you been using your toothbrush?
But...
It's been about three months.
Still, still, still.
I can live up to six months.
Please change your toothbrush once a month.
Is that so?
Yes.
Then please.
Now, Satonaka-san, let's change the topic.
Oh!
Something you haven't written here is fine, too.
Well...
Then...
Something you want to do with Natsuki Satonaka.
Or a place you want to go.
Oh, which one is better?
Then let's go with "something you want to do."
Something you want to do.
Do you want to go running with me?
I'd like to hear you say that.
Then let's start with Shiraoka-san.
Something you want to do with Natsuki Satonaka.
One, two...
Barbecue!
Yes!
Karaoke?
Yes!
Surfing!
Sauna!
Yes!
Accommodation!
Yes!
Athletic!
Yes!
Shopping!
Yes!
Live!
Yes!
Monja!
Yes!
Drinking and walking!
Eating!
You did a good job! You did a good job, Monja!
She did her best!
She did her best for three times!
Well...
She did her best, but...
There was something she wanted to do with me, but she forced me to do it.
Yes.
But it's out.
It's out.
It's out, isn't it?
But it's out.
It's a little helpful now.
Let's look for something we want to do together in the future.
It's out.
I'll be right back.
So, Satonaka-san, what do you think of the topic?
I'll change it!
You'll change it?
Yes!
I think this will convey a lot of love, so...
If Satonaka-san is with me, I don't mind throwing it away.
Let's do it.
So right now, you two love it, but...
if Satonaka-san is with you...
you say you don't mind throwing it away.
I want to be with you even if you throw it away.
Let's start with Usami-san.
Yes!
One, two...
Your smartphone!
I don't have it!
That was fast!
Like, "Do you have it?"
I don't!
You don't!
I don't!
You don't, Shirako-san?
No, I don't.
Does that mean you don't mind if I'm gone?
That's different, but...
I can't do anything for you.
What about your smartphone?
My smartphone?
No, no, no!
I guess you can't win over your smartphone.
Are you sure you don't mind if I'm gone?
I can't do anything for you.
Then, in the future...
I'll have you, Usa-chan.
Please.
I'll take care of you.
She'll take care of me.
Please.
Anytime.
Even now, please.
Please live with me.
I want to live with you!
Your love is too strong.
It's weird, but...
With that said...
The winner of this Yamanote Line Game is...
Usami-san!
With that said...
30 points!
Yay!
Amazing!
And second place is...
Shiraoka-san with 20 points!
And third place is...
Okiguchi-san with 10 points!
And with that said...
Task Team with 20 points!
Majipan Team with 40 points!
And with that said...
Task Team with 40 points!
And with that said...
Task Team with 40 points!
The last one is Satonaka!
We will have each team line up and the other team and Satonaka will do a backhug in order.
Out of the backhugs, you will have to guess which one was Satonaka's.
Two people can give different answers, one person can get 50 points and two people can get 100 points.
Satonaka, what do you think?
I definitely want you to guess it.
I want you to feel how I feel.
Is there a specific point you want people to feel?
Let's see...
His hands are long and his shoulders are big.
He is a bit muscular overall.
- If you feel that way... - Yes.
It's like he's holding you tight.
If you think he's a man, I think he's older than you.
That's it.
Shiraoka and Kumazawa, you will be leading the task team.
Let's do it!
I would like you to close your eyes for the two of you on the task.
Please give me a back hug from the first person.
Oh, I'm so happy.
Okay, second person, please.
Eh, I don't know, it's difficult!
Cute, you're pretty strong.
Third person, please.
Is it close? One more time.
Okay!
So, we have finished the three of you.
Please open your eyes.
I would like you to guess which one was Satonaka-san's.
By the way, do you have any predictions?
Predictions...
The third one is...
Sora-chan's.
The third one is Sora-chan's.
What about you, Komata-san?
I think the third one is Natsuki's.
What? Are you kidding me?
Huh?
Okay, then.
Please answer.
Satonaka-san, which one is your prediction?
Can I tell you one by one?
Yes, you can.
Let's say it together.
Okay.
Let's say it together.
One, two...
The first one is...
Do you know?
The first one is Satonaka-san's prediction.
The second one is Komata-san's.
Okay.
Please open your eyes one more time.
The second one is...
Komata-san's prediction.
The first one is...
To the white umbrella...
Please hug each other one more time.
Okay.
Please look back!
Go ahead!
So, Komata-san is correct!
I don't know at all!
But me and Fuu-chan...
We always do like this.
As expected of Komata-san!
Amazing!
I don't know what to say...
"Kanshoku" (meaning "feeling")
But you said it's the third one at first.
I thought it might be wrong.
Oh my god!
I didn't know that.
Shiroka-san, who said it's the third one?
Sora-chan!
Correct!
Sora-chan was so funny.
Everyone says it right away,
but Sora-chan was like...
I couldn't say it.
When I read the script,
I was like...
Can I hug my favorite people?
I thought it's crazy.
Usami-san, how do you feel?
I'm glad.
You're glad.
You're glad you really like them.
You didn't do your best.
I'm glad.
I'm enjoying it.
"Kanshoku" (meaning "feeling")
Usami-san.
Yes!
Satsunaka-san will play the game.
Yes!
Everyone will have tasks.
Yes!
Oh my god!
Satsunaka-san will play the game.
Please close your eyes.
The first person, please!
The second person, please!
Difficult!
The third person, please!
What?!
Okay, three people have finished.
Please open your eyes.
Okay, Satonaka-san, which one was it?
It smelled at the end.
It smelled like fart?
So, which one was it?
What kind of smell was it?
It smelled good.
It smelled good, but...
This...
Whose smell is it?
It's cool!
But...
I will go with the second one.
Oh, the second one.
What about you, Usami-san?
I will go with the first one.
Okay, please close your eyes again.
Your eyes are open.
Okay, the second person.
And the first person.
Please hug Usami-san.
Okay, the correct answer is...
So, Usami-san...
Usami-san is correct!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
Oh no!
It's weird!
It's correct, Usami-san!
As expected of you!
How was it, Usami-san?
You were able to guess it.
How was it?
You are the happiest man in the world.
It's been a while since I turned my back to a camera like this.
That's true.
It's been a while since I turned my back to a camera like this.
Lastly, we will add one more competition!
The last one is a hug competition to win Satonaka's heart!
This time, Satonaka will be hugged.
Shiraoka-san, Kumada-san, Osami-san and Okiguchi-san will hug back in order without anyone knowing.
Satonaka will be the one who feels most comfortable.
The team that is chosen will receive points.
Thank you for watching!
All right, first person, please.
Second person.
This is embarrassing.
Third person.
Fourth person.
Yes, that's why I asked the four of you to hug, but have you decided?
No, everyone was good, but even among them, I felt warmth.
Oh, especially?
Yes, especially.
I was there, so...
Understood.
Yes.
Then, how many people did Sato Naka-san hug who felt best?
This is the last person!
Then, who was the fourth person to hug?
Ah!
It's Usami-san!
Yay!
So, the first place is Usami-san!
Yay!
Congratulations!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Yay!
Usami-san, how do you feel? Even though you got it right, how do you feel now?
It's the best!
I'm glad! I'm glad! It's the best! It came out!
I'm glad!
Finally, it's over!
I'm glad!
Happy end! Happy end!
Happy end!
That's right.
By the way, what about the other three?
What did you feel best about?
Wow!
The second person.
I didn't feel it.
Who is the second person?
It's me.
Two people with masks.
Who is the third person?
It's me.
The fourth person is the first person.
Ms. Shiraoka.
Ms. Shiraoka, didn't you put in a little love?
No, no, no.
I did it like this.
It's kind of rough, isn't it?
It was rough.
Was it the first one?
It was the first one.
Maybe I put in a lot of love.
On the contrary.
And so, the first place goes to...
Ms. Usami's team.
The Magi-Pan team got 100 points.
We have announced the winners of all competitions.
Task team got 170 points.
Magi-Pan team got 255 points.
Magi-Pan team won!
Let me hug you both.
You are so kind.
Let me hug you again.
I'm so happy.
How do you feel, Usami-san?
I'm so happy.
I'm confident that I can tell you more about Satsunaka-san.
I hope we can meet again.
We will go somewhere together.
Where will you go?
We will go out.
Satsunaka-joe and Magi-Pan team will be rewarded.
You can choose one of the two.
You can get a gift certificate for 5,000 yen.
Or you can tell Satsunaka-san you love her.
Which one will you choose?
Please give me a gift certificate.
Usami-san!
Please!
Do you want a gift certificate?
No!
I want you to say "I love you" to me.
I will definitely choose a gift certificate.
No!
Do you want to play rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors.
This is really rock-paper-scissors.
This is really boring.
Are you ready?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yay!
Congratulations!
You can't get a gift certificate.
You can only say "I love you" to her.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please say it now.
I love you.
It fell off.
It fell off from my knee.
Yuna-chan, you too.
Me too.
I'll pay you back.
I love you.
Thank you very much.
I didn't want it that much.
I wanted a gift certificate.
Gift certificate.
That's it.
"SATO NO KAJO" is now over.
How was it, everyone?
How about you, Tasuku and Yuna?
I thought I knew a lot about you.
But I realized you are a deep person.
I want to study you more and more.
I want you to study me.
That's it.
In the future, I hope you will be known as "Kumazawa Joe" and "Shirakawa Joe".
This is the end of the task.
Tasuku and Yuna, please write your diaries in your "TaskHub" fan diaries.
I will post all of them on my SNS later.
Please look forward to it.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for watching!
We, Magical Punchline, are currently holding our Toumei-han Tour!
The last day of the tour is October 29th at Daikanyama Unit, so please come and visit us!
Come and visit us!
Thank you for watching!
It's been a while since I've seen you show your love like this.
It's not a surprise, it's real love!
It was really nice to see you like that.
In the meantime, I'd like to call you out.
Shiraoka-san.
It's been a while since you called me out.
Thank you for your hard work!
How was today's recording?
Sora-chan was really cute and even I was happy.
She was really cute, wasn't she?
In the meantime...
It's true that Usami-san's love is real, but...
Out of all of it, I wanted to see the two of you love Satsunaka-san...
I wanted to see you love Usami-san more than you love Satsunaka-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
Like, when you hug her, she'll flinch at you.
Like, when you say "no" in the Yamanote game.
Or when you say Satsunaka-san is ugly.
I was worried that you didn't love her enough, so I called you out.
But for me, you still love her 100%.
I'm already 100% in love with you.
Oh, you used to be in love with me.
Yes, I've been in love with you for a week now.
You're my second week in love.
I'm zero in love in my second week.
I'm zero in love in my first week in love.
You're my second week in love.
So, my way of expressing love is a little different from your first week in love.
Hmm, I see.
It's my own love.
I see.
You flinched, but you knew it was me.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Not knowing it is the biggest problem, right?
Yes.
You flinched, but you knew it was me?
Yes.
I didn't say it was comfortable, but I said it was me.
Satsunaka-san, did you know it was me?
It was cold and warm.
Yes.
And I felt like I should touch you.
Touch me?
Did you feel like you should touch me?
Yes, I felt like I should touch you.
I felt like I should touch you.
I had a bad feeling about it.
Oh, you felt like you should show off?
Yes, I felt like I should show off.
But I thought, "Oh, no, I'm scared of him."
And you flinched?
Yes, I flinched.
Well...
Yes.
I understand what you're saying, but...
Yes.
I think you should show more love.
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake.
If you don't show love, it's not love.
Yes.
Please be careful.
I'll be careful.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Please show more love in the future.
Yes.
I'll do my best in the third week.
In the third week...
I'll flinch.
Do your best in the third week.
Yes.