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Honda Tomoko
Welcome to "Guide Roulette Talk"!
I'm your navigator, Honda Tomoko.
Let me introduce our guests for today.
Satomi Ishihara and Tomoko Tabata!
Thank you for having me.
First of all, some of you may not know what your relationship is like, so please introduce yourselves.
Ishihara...
Tabata...
I'm sorry. I know you want to step forward, but I can't ask you for that, so let me introduce you instead.
Ishihara won "Triple Talent Scout Caravan" and made his debut in the movie "My Grandpa" when he was 15 years old.
He won many rookie awards and starred in the drama "Nice, Aoi" this year.
On the other hand, Tabata made his debut in the movie "Moving House" when he was 12 years old.
He won "Japan Academy Award for Actress and Actress" for his rookie award in 2004.
And this time, these two will play "Miracle of Man" for the first time.
Ishihara will play a difficult role called "Helen Keller" for the first time.
And Tabata will play a role called "Salivar".
Yes.
Now, let me explain the rules.
This "Roulette Talk" is...
A guest becomes a roulette ball and talks about a topic along with it.
There are four topics for today's "Talk"!
"Today's New Characters", "Love Story",
"Guest's High Emotions Talk", "Emotions Up Talk",
"Guest's Emotional Conversation Talk",
and "Gussan's Free Zone".
Today's topic is "Mid-Autumn".
If you are in a small place,
Ishihara Satomi and Tabata Tomiko will take you on a luxurious trip abroad!
If you stay here, you can get it!
Let's get started!
(screaming)
Hey!
Don't say that! I'm disappointed!
I'm doing a new character because it's special.
But I'm not good at it!
Please forgive me!
The first theme is...
Who is your favorite person?
I heard that you like a celebrity.
What? Can I say that?
Can you say that?
Well...
My favorite person is...
Miyasako!
Hurry up and say it!
What is it?
Where is it?
I met her for the first time at "Hochi Movie Show" when I debuted.
I was very nervous at that time.
But Miyasako was more nervous than me.
I thought, "Wow, even a celebrity is nervous."
It was completely different from what I imagined on TV.
On the contrary, I was more nervous.
What?
Among so many celebrities, you like Miyasako the most?
Yes!
Even though you're a celebrity, you're always nervous and don't laugh.
(laughter)
Me?
I don't remember that.
I was nervous, too.
Your eyes were wide open.
I know! I was very nervous.
Your face was also wide open.
Yes!
Do you remember?
Yes, I do.
(laughter)
Hey, watch your character! What are you doing?
(laughter)
Why are you so embarrassed?
I'm not good at this, really.
Miyasako was nervous at "Hochi Movie Show."
We got a video of it.
(laughter)
We'd like you to watch it.
I want to watch it!
Next up is the best rookie award.
Oh!
I'm nervous! I'm embarrassed!
Your eyes are already wide open!
(laughter)
Oh, no.
What is it?
Wow!
You look a little nervous!
(laughter)
I feel like I shouldn't be doing this.
Next up is the best actress award.
Miyasako, Hiromi-chan, please proceed.
(laughter)
Best actress award.
I don't know!
It's not funny at all!
I don't know!
Hochi Movie Show.
Oh, there it is!
She does that cute lip thing a lot.
(laughter)
Wow!
This is red! This is red!
This is cold! This is red!
(laughter)
What are you doing?
(laughter)
Next up is the best actor award.
(laughter)
Um...
It's Tanmuryo.
Oh, you're nervous!
(laughter)
You're nervous!
Wow!
It's so tight!
You're cold!
(laughter)
You're not doing anything funny as an actor!
I can't do this!
I didn't think you'd make me do this!
(laughter)
I almost cried.
(laughter)
Does this have an effect?
Yes!
I heard a little from Fujiwara-san.
Fujiwara...
Miyasako and Hiroyuki, who you know well,
said they'd introduce you to a hide-and-seek restaurant,
and the restaurant they introduced you to was...
Capriccio!
(laughter)
Capriccio...
I've been there!
It's not like a hide-and-seek restaurant at all!
It's right in the alley!
(laughter)
It's got an amazing appearance!
Shut up!
Capriccio!
(laughter)
This program has been brought to you by these sponsors.
Welcome to "Sensitivity UP ZONE".
I'm your host, Tori Monta.
And I'm your assistant, Kawabashi Kayoko.
Today, we're going to talk about...
...how sensitive your sensitivity is!
That was quick!
You should've said it with more energy!
This is what Nurse Aoi, our nurse teacher, told us about your sensitivity.
She's an actress!
You're lying! You're lying!
But Satomi-chan is...
Satomi-chan studied hard and was impressed!
There was a scene where she was massaging her heart, right?
Yes.
The nurse teacher saw that scene and said...
...she thought she was better than a new nurse!
You're lying! You're lying!
Who do you think you are?!
She's gotten even better!
And you know, Satomi-chan, you have such a nice personality.
Your staff and cast love you!
I knew it!
And that Thai drama "Yohitsune"...
Yes!
I heard you're still in contact with the cast and crew of "Yohitsune"...
That's right!
Who are your members?
Shun, Tagizawa-san, Nanbara-san, Ito Atsushi- san...
Actually, this time...
...someone from "Yohitsune"...
...has left us a comment!
Yes!
It's their first appearance in "One Night"!
Please watch!
Good evening, I'm Ito Atsushi.
We had a barbeque last night...
...and after the barbeque we decided to go to Shibuya.
It wasn't just anyone...
...but we all decided to use the train.
The staff, Tagizawa-kun, Nanbara-san, Satomi-chan and everyone...
...took the Yamate Line train to Shibuya.
As an episode of "Yohitsune"...
...I think it's quite memorable.
So...
...did you understand anything we said?
It's true, isn't it?
We weren't moved at all.
Rather than moving in a car or a taxi...
...we all decided to use the train.
It's true.
If you see a member using the train...
...you'll be surprised.
I'll be surprised.
Isn't that Happa-tan?
Isn't that Den-san?
Isn't that Ome-ako Club member?
What are you saying?
You're in the middle of talking!
Roulette, start!
What's going on?!
Satomi-chan!
Yes?
I'm disappointed in you.
Why?
She's disappointed in you.
Why?
Tell her!
I was in the infirmary too!
I've never heard you say "infirmary" before!
Satomi-chan!
What's wrong?
She was really depressed!
She was crying like crazy!
When did you do it?!
Should someone contact you for that?!
I haven't done it in a while!
Do it your own way.
Should we move on?
Let's go!
The next theme is...
"Clothes with a sense of shame"!
What is it?
There was someone I was really interested in.
I wasn't sure if I liked it or not.
But when we ate together...
I bought a lot of things from stylists...
Like what I wore at the time...
And when we walked together...
I bought a hat I thought was cute...
I bought a lot of things I liked...
But when I bought all of them...
I became really fashionable!
Even though you bought only one thing!
I see.
Because I worked so hard...
"Isn't it weird?" I felt like that.
What?!
You were told that?
I was told that...
And that's why I bought it!
But...
On the contrary...
Before I bought it...
I thought it was a shame...
Because you really liked it!
That's right! I was interested in it!
Satomi-chan...
Isn't it weird?
You were told that...
Is it like this?!
Here you go!
Satomi Ishihara was hit by this hat!
She's in a bad condition!
Explosion!
And...
From her mother...
No way! Tears!
What's behind the roulette?!
Satomi-chan said... "Isn't it a little cruel?"
Like this?! Here you go!
What is this?!
Wait a minute...
Satomi, what is this?!
Cruel...
When we first met, you said you liked me and you're a fan of me.
If you were 100% sure of it, how much do you like me now?
3%?
That's right!
Hurry up and join us!
Roulette, start!
3%?!
Satomi-chan!
Yes!
This is what your mother told me!
The best gift in the world!
Oh my! You're going to marry a handsome man!
Satomi-chan, you write letters to your mother every Mother's Day, right?
Yes, I do.
Your mother said, "Rather than receiving any expensive gift,"
a letter from you is the best gift in the world!
I see.
No way, Satomi-san! You're going to marry a handsome man!
We're already separated!
It doesn't matter if we're separated!
Your mother is very happy.
This time, I wrote a letter of thanks to you, Satomi-chan.
That's wonderful!
Really?!
It's true. It's very special!
It's true!
It's your mother.
Well, I'm sorry, but...
Wait a minute!
It's your real mother!
It's a segment like this!
Is that so?!
Yes.
Is this show like that?!
Yes!
It's not all laughter!
There's also emotion like this!
The hospital has improved.
That's right!
Well, I'll read it.
To all staff and cast members of the hospital,
thank you for taking care of me this time.
Satomi-chan,
over the past month or two,
when I was sick and hospitalized,
including you,
I was worried about my family.
I'm really sorry.
And thank you.
Thank you for taking care of me so kindly.
Every day, from early in the morning to late at night,
I'm impressed by how hard you work.
There's a saying, 'climb a mountain in front of you,'
but if you climb a mountain with all your might,
anyway, you can train your legs.
Once you've been trained,
you can challenge yourself to the next, bigger mountain.
I think it's this repetition.
Like yourself,
don't rush, be humble, and be serious,
and make your path straight and clean.
Your mother supports you with all her heart.
From your mother.
Wow...
Wow, that's amazing!
- Were you hospitalized, ma'am? - Yes, I was.
And at that time,
I was able to understand a lot of things like how nurses treat patients and what doctors say.
It was my first time doing this job,
and I was able to help my mother in some way.
I was very happy about that.
I realized that I wasn't wrong about being in this world.
I was surprised.
It's a wonderful place.
It's the first time we've had a place like this.
I was really surprised.
I didn't know it would end like this.
There's no one in Okamura High School.
And Kumi Koda is dancing with Gorie!
What's going on?!
The reason is...
Namie Amuro!
Come and see!
A few months ago, in a Los Angeles location,
Amuro accidentally said this one word!
It's Namie's concert.
Is it?
Do you want to dance?
What?!
This one word became reality!
Gorie and Powerful Angel will perform at Amuro's concert as dancers!
Amuro saw Gorie High and was moved by their dancing.
That's how this big project started!
I'm Gorie!
I'm Namie!
I'm Gorie and Namie!
That's great!
From now on, Powerful Angel will come here without knowing anything!
Right, Namie?!
Right, Gorie?!
We're so excited!
Right, Namie?!
Right, Gorie?!
I wonder what they'll do!
Right, Namie?!
Right, Gorie?!
You...
You've only said "Right, Gorie?"
Right, Gorie-ta?!
Powerful Angel will come soon, so hide!
Okay!
I'm sure they'll be surprised!
Namie!
They're having fun with a classic skit!
An angel who doesn't know anything appears!
And...
On September 18th, my concert will be held.
Gorie-chan and Powerful Angel will perform there.
Please come, everyone!
Angel is very happy with the unexpected offer!
Gorie is excited, too.
I'll do my best not to destroy your concert.
Thank you in advance!
And then...
For some reason, the members who cleaned up...
Welcome back!
Let's go to the press conference!
Let's go!
What press conference?
What's going on, Gorie-chan?
Suddenly, you're going to the press conference!
And in this press conference...
Amuro-chan and the guide members...
have planned a huge project for Gorie-chan!
Thank you for coming to Gorie's press conference despite your busy schedule.
Thank you.
Now, Amuro-nami will announce the song.
The song that Gorie-chan and Powerful Angels will be dancing to is...
"Your My Sunshine".
As expected, "Your My Sunshine"!
It's Amuro-chan's big hit number with 1.3 million sales!
Even among casual songs...
the most dance technique is required!
Even an amateur dancer will find it difficult to dance to a full song!
If you can't perfectly dance to "Your My Sunshine"...
Amuro-san and Powerful Angels cannot perform it at Amuro-san's concert!
Why are you deciding?
And one more thing!
At Amuro-nami's concert...
Gorie-chan will challenge this!
Headspin 10 times!
I don't think the reporters know what a headspin is...
so please watch this video!
This is a video from 3 months ago...
when Gorie-chan went to Los Angeles for her dance performance!
And this is the god of dance, Flips!
The technique that Flips showed us in front of Gorie-chan...
is the breaking technique, headspin!
Let's go!
At Amuro's concert, she will challenge this technique!
Ladies and gentlemen!
This time, at Amuro's concert...
You are my sunshine.
You have to master this perfectly.
In addition!
Headspin 10 times.
She will challenge this!
If by any chance...
You fail the dance...
And you can't do...
Headspin 10 times...
At the concert...
You will...
Be disqualified!
Yes!
I'm retiring!
Why?!
The sign in the bar has met with a crisis of retirement!
So you're retiring...
As Gorie-chan's intense days of training were about to begin,
an incredible person...
Wha-what?
Ah, good morning!
Good morning, one nine members!
Good morning!
What are you doing?
Well... I'm doing work today.
Work!
This isn't a work atmosphere...
It's not natural, is it?
I'm sorry.
Can you tell me?
Are you going to use it now?
Are you going to use it?
No, it's in there.
No, no, no.
I don't think you should go in there.
I'm sorry.
I think you'll get along with something.
When he moves the host of "Mechaike", who is obviously hiding something,
there is a shocking truth!
What's up?
Korei-chan...
What is it?
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
That's what I mean.
After the commercial, "Mechaike" and "Annai" have a fierce battle!
If you fail, you have to retire.
The biggest pressure in the history of the show, "Gori e Naranu Gori no Chousen"
opened its curtains a month before the concert.
"Head Spin", a breakdance technique that takes two years to master.
As all 70 kilograms are concentrated at one point of the neck, the pain is beyond imagination.
Ah, it hurts, this is too painful.
In addition, as blood all over the body rises to the head, consciousness immediately becomes confused.
Ah, my neck hurts.
Ah, it hurts.
Pull it, pull it.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
After five minutes, the neck is immediately in danger.
If you don't do this, you won't be able to hold your neck.
If you want to work out your abs or something like that, well, you don't usually work out your neck.
That's because it's all over your body.
In addition, another thing that makes "Gori" painful is "amuro" dance.
"Amuro" is difficult.
Ah, it hurts.
Ah, my neck.
It hurts.
One, six, seven, eight.
The choreographer is Ms. Izumi, who does all of Amuro's stage performance.
The powerful angel, who has the technique of winning the Goliath Cup, is also taught in detail.
One and two.
Stop one by one.
I think you're all taking pictures.
Go to the right place.
Amuro's stage performance has no compromise.
One month until the concert.
Amuro's dance and headspin.
If neither of them don't succeed, the Goliath character will retire.
But, just as Amuro was worried about,
a very cool guy came to steal the character!
Ah, ah, I'll go in.
Huh? What's this?
Huh?
Ah, ah.
Huh?
Ah, ah.
Huh?
Wait a minute.
I've been found out.
Hey.
Don't get along with me, you bastard!
Sorry.
One by one.
I'm Tokamura, right?
That's right.
No, this outfit, right?
It's called 'Goliath Outfit.'
That's right.
No, it's not!
It's exactly the same!
It's not different at all!
I'm a new character!
Don't give me weird excuses!
Really!
I'm busy!
No matter how you look at it, you're busy.
I'm a new character!
No, you're making it up, right?
Eh, geez!
I'm leaving!
No, I'm leaving, too!
Geez, don't get in my way!
Hey!
What's this?
Your way of talking and your way of being busy.
That's right.
Excuse me, can you leave?
I have to practice 'Goliath Outfit.'
But you're practicing!
What?
You're not supposed to practice!
If you practice like this, you'll be in front of people.
No, Miyasako!
Huh?
What was that weirdness just now?
You know what this situation is!
No, it's not!
Okamura!
Well, it's fine.
I've been called out for it, you know?
Two years in a row, right?
In the past, I used to come over and play at my house like this.
Two, three, two, three, four.
It was expensive, wasn't it?
Are you saying that again, Hagesako?!
Hagesako?!
Hagesako is always...
But that's fine!
No, it's not!
You're too old for this!
It's been a long relationship.
You're like a little girl to me.
But you're the one who's practicing!
That's right!
How many times do I have to say it?!
I'm practicing right now, too!
"Hagesugite shine!" (Too hard and you'll die!)
What?
"Hagesugite shinesuto!" (Too hard and you'll die!)
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Go, go, go!
Which one do you think is better?
Which one you think is better?
Which one, which one?
I'm a guy! I'm a guy! I pick up girls and get popular!
I'm a guy and get popular!
Stop being violent!
No, you know, Okada-san, too...
Miyasako-san has always had his own opinion of things.
You know what that is, don't you?
He does.
He has his own opinion of things.
That's right.
- We were really close in the past. - Yeah, we were really good friends.
- We were always together. - Yeah.
- But... - But...
- You've changed now. - You've changed now.
- Honestly, you've changed! - Yeah, you've changed.
- The other day, I was drinking in Shibuya for the first time in a while... - Yeah.
- And I got a call from Keihen Okamura. - Yeah.
- I got a call for the first time in a while. - Yeah.
- I was so happy! - Yeah.
- I was so happy to see you for the first time in a while! - Yeah.
- I flew all the way to Shibuya. - Yeah.
- I flew all the way to Shibuya's Don Quijote. - Don Quijote?!
- That's a big chance! - Don Quijote!
- It's been a while since I drank with you, Miyasako-san. - Yeah, yeah.
- I was drinking. - Yeah.
- Right? Five or ten minutes later. - Yeah.
- You called me. - Yeah.
- Miyasako-san called me. - Yeah.
- But...
- You know, you've changed. - What?!
- You've changed since you came to Okamura! - Yeah.
- You don't have to think about it at all! - What?!
- What do you mean?! - You've changed!
- What kind of funny stories do you have now?! - Yeah.
- You've been talking about the Sengoku period! - Yeah!
- You don't have any funny stories now! - What do you mean?!
- You've been talking about the Sengoku period! - What?!
- What stories?! - They're funny!
- They're not funny at all! - They're not funny at all!
- You were like that the other day! - Yeah.
- "Let's go out for a drink," you said. - Yeah.
- I went out for a drink. - Yeah.
- What was it now?! - I don't know!
- Darts bar! - Darts bar!
- I went to a bar and talked about work for the first time in a while. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- And at the darts bar... - Yeah.
- Huh?! - Yeah.
- As soon as I got out of the darts bar, there were mai-darts on a table like this!
- Mai-darts?! - Yeah!
- "Have some mai-darts, mai-darts!" - Yeah!
- This is the son of a fisherman! - Oh, I see!
- The son of a fisherman is playing with mai - darts! - Yeah!
- I was surprised! - Yeah.
- "Why are you throwing mai-darts all of a sudden?!" - Yeah.
- I can't sit down in this seat! - Yeah.
- I'm all alone! - Yeah, you're alone!
- Yeah! - You're alone!
- I'm always throwing them in the darts bar! - Yeah!
- I was surprised and wanted to talk about it soon! - Yeah!
- "I'm your comrade!" "I don't know who you are!" - Yeah!
- "I'm a darts comrade!" - Darts comrade! Darts comrade!
- "Hey, isn't that me?!" - Huh?!
- "Isn't that me drinking with you?!" - Yeah!
- "I'm a darts comrade! I don't know you!" - Yeah!
- I brought out my mai-darts and played darts with four people! - Yeah!
- "I don't know anything about you!" - Yeah!
- "Why do you drink with a darts comrade?!" - Yeah!
- "You're so sloppy!" - Yeah!
- "Right?!" - Yeah!
- "You're so sloppy!" - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- His complaints continue! - Yeah!
- "Recently..." - Yeah!
- "Why do you only wear non-sleeves lately?!" - Yeah!
- Non-sleeves, right? - "It makes me feel bad." - Oh, non-sleeves...
- "Why do you only wear non-sleeves?!" - Oh...
- "Your body isn't as good as you think it is!" - Yeah!
- "Your body isn't..." - Yeah!
- Hey, okamura, do you have anything to say about that?! - "Your body isn't..."
- That was way too direct! A single word that I had forgotten in the middle of this!
- Huh? - Mori-chan!
- Huh?! - Mori-chan...
- Can I say something?!
- I'm sorry, Mori-chan... - It's a real problem!
- That's right!
- It's a real problem! - Exactly!
- So, okamura-san...
- Please don't pull out your sleeves! That's all! - Yeah!
- But please take it off! - No way!
First of all, I didn't think I'd be called such an idiot.
You're not aware of it.
I really don't intend to be an idiot, but I'm really sorry that everyone called me an idiot.
Then I would like to apologize. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Pecory!
And the truth will be revealed!
To be honest with you...
Since you're retiring...
If you're going to retire...
Should I do it?
With that kind of tension...
Do you want me as a character?
Do you want me?
Of course I want you!
What will you use me for?
I can use you for a lot of different things.
You stand out a lot.
If you're going to retire, you should do it.
You should do it!
If you fail...
You should do it!
I'm sorry.
If you're going to retire...
Why?
It's a waste to lose you!
It's "gori" so it's "gorie".
Are you trying to take over?
I'm against it! I'm absolutely against it!
You've decided on a character.
I don't want to!
But it's not "gori", is it?
It's not "gori"!
If it's "gori", it's "gorie".
What are you?
Me? I'm "sarue".
See? It's "sarue"!
You're all saying it's "pakuri", but it's not "pakuri".
It's completely original.
"sarue"?
Look at this!
It's original!
Is this "sarue"?
Horrible!
Did you order this much?
It's a perfect order!
This is cute!
It's cute!
It's really cute!
It's hard to do a headspin!
A headspin is hard!
It's hard!
You did it in a commercial, didn't you?
Oh!
You did it in a commercial, didn't you?
Oh!
You did it in a commercial, didn't you?
Yes!
Can he do it?
"sarue"'s headspin!
Yes!
It's been a week since he started practicing headspins.
He always carried a helmet he borrowed from his teacher and practiced headspins in various places.
Behind the stage of "Engage" before his turn,
the studio of "TV Tokyo" in the middle of the night when the set of "Tesshuu" began.
Even during the 24-hour TV broadcast of "Nittere", he wore a yellow T-shirt and worked hard.
However, he still doesn't know how to do it.
Damn it!
But fortunately, Sarue can do a headspin!
Sarue, you failed to do a headspin!
Why is that?
How many commercials do you think you've done?
You've done it 10 or 20 times.
You've only succeeded once miraculously.
You've only made it to the last minute.
What's wrong with you?
I thought you could do it well.
You can't do it well.
So, you're partners?
I don't want to hear that excuse.
What?
What's wrong?
You're overreacting.
You're overreacting again.
I feel like I'm sick.
You're overreacting.
You're overreacting like Mr. D.
The two of them don't know what they're doing.
But they're doing it like this.
I got it.
Then, I'll show you the new song I'm going to release today.
I've never seen it before.
I see.
I'll show you.
You'll see my dance and decide if you can do it.
And you'll decide whether you want to quit.
That's impossible.
That's difficult.
That's impossible.
I'll show you.
Watch me.
But this one word will bring about a terrible situation.
Then, let's start the music for "Koi no pekoi lesson" which will be released today.
Koi no pekoi lesson
What are you doing?
Hey!
Don't dance until I tell you.
What?!
GorillA's new song "Koi no pekori no suu" will be released today!
Is this for real?
One night, three hours special!
After this, super luxurious special guests will appear one after another!
Wait a minute!
And will GorillA be able to dance at Amuro's concert and succeed in spinning her head ten times?!
OXAF's dream will come true!
Ten years of marriage!
I heard you three have something in common.
Hanryu Star, let's go!
Will they be able to win the game and have a love marriage with guest Hanyu Star?!
After this, a fierce battle will begin in the studio!
Who are you, Ogawa-san?
I'm, um... Pakuyoha-san?
No way!
I'm cute, you know!
Look!
I'm eating Isobe-yaki!
Ike-san, who are you?
Takami!
Did you buy it at Shin-Okubo?
No.
Why Shin-Okubo?
Takami-san, who are you as a fan of?
Takuyoha-san.
I dyed my hair black because I wanted you to like me.
You're cute!
Really?!
But Takami-san has been nervous since yesterday because of not being able to eat.
She's been drinking Geri-dome.
Really?!
Isn't that a different symptom?
Now, let me introduce you to a wonderful guest who will make your dreams come true!
It's Takuyoha-san!
What's going on?
What is she doing?
She's moved.
Annyeonghaseyo!
Jeon-eun ppaekkaesseumunida!
She got us!
Jeon-eun ppaekkaesseumunida!
Nice to meet you!
The other way around!
Why is everyone sitting and not looking?!
Hey...
Don't cry!
Today's topic!
We're going to make your dreams come true!
First of all, Ogawa-san!
If you married your current husband for ten years and married Pak Yonha-san for ten years...
Wait a minute! Why are you laughing?!
Why are you laughing?!
Senpai, what are you talking about?!
If you married him for ten years and...
If you set it up like that, what would you like him to do for you?
That's right!
Let's do housework together!
Not every day, but once in a while!
If you wash the dishes, I'll help you!
Should I do it for you?
I'd like you to do that for me!
What do you mean you'd like me to do it for you?
Wouldn't you do it for me in your current household?
There's no way he'd do it for you!
If you got married, would you help your wife with housework?
In my case, my father was a housekeeper, so if I got married, housework wouldn't be a problem at all!
Now, let's take a look at her dream.
While washing dishes in the kitchen, Fuku-chan comes to help and naturally wants to flirt with her.
That's not a dream!
Take a look over there.
That's a couple set of love that you'll be playing.
But, if you fail, you'll have to marry this person for ten years!
It's Fukuro-chan!
Go ahead!
No way! No way! No way!
What are you doing?
It's Kuro-chan, right?
That's not relevant!
Thank you.
Is your hand soft?
Okay, let's play!
Will we be able to fulfill our dream of flirting with Yoha-san or play as Kuro-chan?
The game we'll be playing for you is...
"Tokyo Flirt Bug"!
Now, you will play a dart game.
If all four of you hit a white zone, that is, a duck, you win.
If you hit a black zone by yourself, you will be called "black girl" by Ogawa.
That's right.
Ogawa and Natsumi will play a game with four members of the dart club who are good at dart.
Again!
I will play with Ogawa.
Bakuchan! Bakuchan! Bakuchan! Bakuchan! Bakuchan!
This broadcast has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
Action!
Can you do it?
A little bit!
Stop!
What are you doing?
Wow! It's almost done!
It's not done yet!
Hey!
What?
And their married life of 19 years has just begun.
I wash the dishes every day.
My hands get rough.
I wash the dishes every day.
I'm back!
What are you doing?
I wash the dishes.
You wash them?
Let me help you!
Let me wash them!
What about this?
Wash them! Wash them!
What's wrong?
My hands get rough.
Your hands get rough?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait!
Your hands get rough!
What's wrong with you?
Wait!
It looks painful. It looks painful. Are you okay?
No!
Wait!
Ouch! Ouch! Fly away!
Kuro-chan, who's wife do you love?
Kuro-chan, you...
What are you doing?!
Senpai's wife...
What are you doing, you stupid construction game!
You're stupid!
You've crossed the line!
No, I haven't!
Well, Pansy-chan, that was a big one, but how was it?
What?
You're mean, you got beaten up!
What are you talking about?!
You're sweet and kind!
I like that!
Next up is Ms. Ikue!
Yes!
Ms. Pakuyoha, what is your dream?
I don't like having a sense of life.
When you get married, you'll lose love and stuff like that, right?
Huh? She lost it!
Huh?!
Ms. Soulu!
I'm sorry!
Ms. Ikue!
What kind of things do you want to do together?
Even if you're watching TV normally,
just having someone you like next to you makes you want to hug them!
And when you're a little tired, you can do this and that...
What do you want me to do?
If you don't say it now, I can't help but say it.
Has your wife ever made you nervous?
She's not here right now,
but when she's around,
I like to touch and hug her!
Now, let's get into the game!
The game you'll be playing is...
"Pakuyonda Game"!
The rules are...
Four of you have to go all out and get all white cups.
In other words, if you get a paku cup, you win.
If you get a black cup, you lose.
That's right.
I'm counting on you! I'm counting on you!
Paku-chan
Did we win?
Paku-chan, you're a little ahead of the game, aren't you?
What else are you going to say?
What else can you say?
Paku-chan
You're wrong!
Ah!
And their ten-year marriage life with Kuro-chan opened up.
This is funny!
This is really funny!
It's too late for me to get addicted to it!
What is it?
This is funny!
But I want one too!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Stop it!
You don't want it?
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Why did you come back dressed like that?
Because it was a little hot!
Stop it! Stop it!
What are you doing?
It's hot!
Stop playing!
Stop it!
That's not true!
Stop it!
What's with that sweet face, Kuro-chan?
I wasn't scared! I wasn't scared!
I wasn't scared! I wasn't nice!
Stop it!
Kako-chan!
Takami-san, it's finally time, but what would you like us to do for you?
I want a surprise, right? Something like a surprise party.
Also, if you ask me if I like you, my husband will say "who knows?"
He'll be embarrassed.
So I want you to say "I love you" properly.
I want you to give me a surprise.
Surprise?
I want you to give me a surprise.
It's a surprise that you made a fire here.
What's with you?
Can I ask you something like this?
What is it?
Can you say "I love you" to your husband?
If you ask me that, I'll be kicked out later.
For sure!
What do you usually surprise your girlfriend with?
Refrigerator, living room, bedroom...
I put up post-its in various places in the house and write "aren't you tired?" or "I love you" there.
That's cute!
I'm happy!
It's up to you, Takami-san!
That's right!
Let's get started!
Takami-san's "give me a surprise" and "say you love me" game is...
Ping-pong game!
The rules are, four of you will play ping-pong rally.
If you don't get stuck in the black zone and continue 10 times in the pack zone, you will be eliminated.
Is 10 times okay?
We came all the way to Pakistan, but we can't play a single game today.
That's right!
Sing! Sing!
I'll do my best to make you do what you really want to do!
Let's do it seriously!
Do your best!
Let's count 10 times together!
Do your best!
Let's do it!
Ready, start!
One, two, three, four...
I really hate this!
Let's do it!
Concentrate for the second time!
Ready, start!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!
Wow!
Wait, wait, wait!
You look like a man.
You look like a woman.
You look like an old man.
Stop it!
Why are you taking off your pants?
You look like a woman who is easy to move.
You can do it!
Ready, start!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
We did it! We did it! We did it!
And now, their dream of a marriage of ten years opens its curtains.
What are you doing?
I'm enjoying it.
I want to see it up close.
You're late. I worked so hard on it.
I'm back.
Oh!
Welcome back! You're late! I was cold!
Sorry, sorry.
If you win this, you'll be late.
Oh!
It's a present.
It suits you.
That's it! That's it!
That's it?
That's it!
Can you put it in order?
No!
That's it!
You're half of it!
Here you go.
A present.
Can I give you a hug?
Give it to me. Give it to me.
Oh!
What is it? What is it?
It's a present!
I'm sorry, Masato!
It's a present!
What is it?
What is she doing?
It's a present.
Thank you!
It's like a fan meeting!
And finally, the last line.
A present.
It suits you.
I love you, Kyoko-san.
Thank you!
Not only Okamura but also Moriye came to ask for Moriye's retirement!
Thank you! Thank you!
What are you doing in our home?
Hey, hey!
I heard you stopped dressing up as a woman.
Too soon! Too soon!
What? Too soon! I'm not retired yet!
Not yet?!
Well, well...
If you don't mind, I'd like you to replace me.
Oh, of course!
Thank you!
Of course!
Moriye, you haven't tried headspin yet, so you haven't decided to retire yet, right?
Oh, I can't! I can't! I can't!
Thank you! Thank you!
I'm really looking forward to it!
I've heard a little bit from my manager.
Oh, really?
You've heard a little?
Then let's get started!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
You look like a new artist.
Don't you feel like a teacher?
You smell good!
Can you do controls?
Yes, we can.
We can do everything.
What kind of artist can do it?
Don't underestimate Kansai people!
You can do it, can't you?
What kind of artist can do it?
It's a rare expression.
You can do it.
You're laughing in the theater, aren't you?
You've been denying it for a while now.
I believe in you.
But you really wanted to join us, didn't you?
It's decided.
You look good in it.
But you have a cute character as a guide, don't you?
You'll lose it, okay?
It's not cute.
You said it yourself.
It's disgusting.
You think it's cute?
It's disgusting.
Your skin looks like sandpaper.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting, ugly gorilla.
You're disgusting.
You're the disgusting gorilla.
You're laughing. It's disgusting.
Kumi Kumi, who has become good friends with Kansai people, will show us the theater.
This is Kumi Kumi's erotic and cool clothes that you rarely see.
You touched it.
How do you do it?
Like this.
Like that?
You like it like that?
How do you do it?
I put double-sided tape on it.
I see.
I dance a lot at concerts.
I can dance like a cherry blossom.
Cherry blossom?
Is it that beautiful?
It's a gorilla.
Wacky, it's just that.
Wait a minute.
Is it a costume?
It's a corset.
Isn't it an innerwear?
No, it's just this.
Underwear?
So you don't wear anything under it?
No, no, no.
Where can you go?
What do you mean?
What are you doing?
Wacky!
What is it?
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
It's a corset and a set.
Isn't it too short?
It's very shallow.
It's very close.
It's so wacky...
Wacky?
I was surprised.
Wacky?
It's good to think of it as a gorilla.
It's transparent.
I see.
It's gross.
This is...
This is a black body.
No, no, no.
This is...
Who said that?
What?
It's wrinkled.
No, no, no.
It's there.
There's something in the middle.
What?
It's about this thin.
What?
I know!
You can hang it on your neck.
That's right.
Black hair.
It's black hair.
It's black hair, right?
It's like this.
Do you know?
It's like this.
It's even wrinkled.
What?
It's wrinkled.
It's out.
It's like an adult's hair.
What do you mean?
It's like this.
You're hiding it with only two strands of hair?
That's right.
Side.
The side is really gross.
What is this?
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm interested in it.
We're doing our best to make it look like it's not there.
But we can only do it like this.
That's our theme.
Is this a special design?
Isn't it special?
Of course.
As a product.
Product?
If you like it, you can wear it like this.
Oh, I see.
You can wear it like this.
Can you wear it?
In this way, Kumi Kumi's raw sexy looks are respected.
An hour has passed.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
How is it?
No...
What is this middle school tour?
What is this middle school tour in Japan?
You don't have to say it.
Hurry up and say it.
Hurry up.
Let's say it.
I'll say it.
Then...
The transformed Kumi Kumi.
Please come in!
This is a new model for me.
Look at this!
It's so cute!
Look at it, look!
It's so cute!
Wait a minute!
What what what?
It's a little open.
That's right, it is.
Look in the middle!
Here?
Here, here!
Sorry, sorry, here!
Look in the middle!
Change the nails!
Oh, right!
Nails!
Thank you!
Cute!
How can I touch this?
This is a new bra.
This part is really open.
Oh, I know! I used it last time!
This part is open like this!
That's right, that's right!
It's a Sakura Sensei's!
That's right!
You can see it here.
It's a Sakura Sensei's here!
Sakura Sensei's here!
Wait!
Sorry, everyone, sorry!
Where is Gussan?
Huh?
Where is Gussan?
Oh, sorry!
I was really more excited!
He's serious!
He forgot his job!
Come back! Come back!
Come back!
What are you doing?
Thank you for wearing such a cool costume!
Yes!
I'd like you to pose according to the song!
Pose?
Yes!
Study a little!
You know, little by little!
From him?
Of course!
I don't have to study from him!
Let's do it together! Let's do it together!
Let's do it together!
The one who is cooler will win!
That's so cool!
So cool!
The song is done!
Yeah!
Nice!
That's nice!
The best!
That one was good!
Don't send them away! Don't send them away!
You don't send them away, do you?
I think "kumikumi" is a good name!
I know! "kumikumi" might be great!
That's true!
But you must have a secret, right?
My beauty method?
What's the secret?
So, it's a big service!
I'm going to show you Kumi Kumi's special beauty tips!
Here we go!
Number one!
Ta-dah!
That's a lot!
Is it always love?
Yes!
Only when you have someone you like can you shine!
Do you know him?
Me? Of course!
Do you have someone you like?
I have a boyfriend for a long time.
I have someone I like.
I like someone I like.
Kumi Kumi, if you had to choose one of us, who would you choose?
I would choose Hoto-chan!
What?!
You're so cool!
I thought about whether I should choose Ram-chan or Hoto-chan.
What?!
Hoto-chan!
Toshika-san!
Who's Toshika-san?
I want to know who you think is the worst!
What?!
I like him!
Who do you think is the worst?
Wacky...
What?!
No, I'm not like that!
No, you're not like that!
I'm not like that!
When there's a dancer like me, I take off all of their chest hair.
What?!
No!
I'm not like that?
You're not like that?
Wow!
I'm training my body!
Ah!
Let's get closer!
Why are you the worst?!
You look like you're really dangerous!
You're the worst?!
No, you're not like that!
I'm really...
What?!
I'm really...
Listen!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Which one?
Yes!
Wow!
People say you're getting plastic surgery and you're getting boobs.
I'm not denying getting plastic surgery.
I'm trying to lose weight and gain my current body line.
I'm about 10kg heavier now.
Really?!
Yes.
I'm trying to lose weight and gain my body line.
But I want to deny that people say I'm different.
First of all, it's hard work.
I'm sure you know this, but you have a swollen face in the morning.
What?!
Even though I have such a small face?!
Your eyes are a little swollen.
Do you eat curry for dinner?
Curry for dinner?!
Something spicy.
I thought you were talking about umeboshi.
Yes.
Did you eat umeboshi yesterday?!
If you eat umeboshi, you'll get really swollen.
What?!
Really?!
I love umeboshi.
Before I go to bed, I eat umeboshi, kimchi and spicy food.
And when I go to bed, I get really swollen.
So you should avoid that.
Yes.
And I also have a facial pack in the morning.
Where is it?!
I'll give it to you when you get home.
Your face is so different in the morning!
I'm surprised!
Lastly!
Yes!
Understanding.
Understanding what?
Understanding what you like and what you don't like about yourself.
For example, my legs are really thick.
Your thighs and calves are the same thickness.
My legs are shaped like this.
So you should know what you don't like about yourself.
For example, your knee high boots are too thin.
So you should wear knee high boots.
For example, you want to emphasize your waist line.
You want to emphasize your waist line.
You should focus on your waist line.
If you have a small or big chest, you should wear something that doesn't bother you.
If you focus on your chest, you won't focus on your waist line.
The same goes for your arms.
You should wear clothes that look good on you.
For example, you should buy socks that will help you lose weight.
Really?
There is such a thing.
I'm trying knee high boots.
You look like an old man.
And finally, that laughing monster will appear!
The laughing monster will appear!
Welcome back!
Where am I? Hana... Hana... Iketani... Oh, it's you!
Welcome back!
You surprised me! You came!
What are you doing here? I asked Hanaaya-san for you today!
You surprised me!
Thank you for your hard work!
So, how was it today? It was a one-night special, wasn't it?
You made me laugh...
No, if you do it three more times, the cameraman will shake!
It's funny!
Mom, stop it! I'll ask you again and again!
I'm telling you to connect it with the picture, but...
I don't know how the cameraman will react!
You should make young comedians stand up and do it!
I'm doing it, but I'm not doing it in a pattern!
Miyasako-kun and others are doing it!
I'm telling you it's funny!
Me, Ushi, Tora, Tatsumi, Uu, Mambo! I'm telling you!
I'm not doing it!
The garage, too!
You're really depending on it!
No, no, no!
I'm not holding back forever!
I'm not holding back!
I'm not holding back forever!
I think it's really funny now.
What?
I think it's really funny now.
For example?
Like black mayonnaise.
What's funny about it?
It's really funny.
The story is really funny.
The way they talk is really funny.
Should we go home?
Hey!
What?
Aren't you hungry?
I'm pretty hungry now.
Aren't you?
I've been telling you this for a while now.
I'm really hungry now.
Let's go home.
I bought a lot of stuff.
You said that and I thought it would get intense at night.
You're a sinful woman!
You're hungry, right?
I'll make you something.
You're always good at cooking.
Make something.
I'll take a bath.
Hey.
What?
What's this?
Which one is it?
It's not mine.
What are you talking about?
It's yours.
What's this?
What is it?
Earring.
No!
You don't know?
The one you use to clean the water in the tap.
Isn't it full of this?
Why do you wear earrings?
You're the worst!
What is it?
Let's go home!
I...
On October 1st of this month, I'll go on a world tour, but don't watch it, okay?!
Hey!
Is that a bandage?!
Don't watch it!
I'll never watch it!
I'll never watch a world tour, even if I die!
I'm going home.
You know, when one love ends like this...
...a new love begins.
This transition is important, you know?!
It can't be forever, you know?!
There's no way it'll get damaged.
Especially today!
I thought we could confirm our love like that, but when she comes back...
...I'll definitely call a different woman!
This male!
He's like an animal planet, this male!
As an animal experiment, I'll call a different woman!
Isn't that right?
Even though you're Japanese, you're Catherine- chan!
Hello?
Mambo!
Who is it?!
Ms. Acasia's Murder Case!
E-Episode!
30 comedians gathered for "One Night Special"...
...while recording their new song "Koi no Shura Bar"...
...committed murder on Ms. Acasia!
Who is the culprit?!
A comedy show that's hidden in the shadows of the "Bakucho Talk"!
Don't miss this new sense of suspense!
"One Night Roulette Talk Special"!
I'm your navigator, Honda Tomoko!
Without further ado, let me introduce our special guest!
Ms. Wada Akiko!
Thank you for having me!
Today's roulette talk is about the Wada Akiko legend you often see on TV, the famous birthday party story, Matsumura Kunihiro's death warrant, and Tetsuro Degawa's murder mystery.
An incident where he tried to get a golf club, but couldn't get his hands off and picked it up with a gringo.
An incident where he hit his head on the other side of the cliff the moment he jumped into the swimming competition.
An incident where he makes gyoza again and makes shumai in Siri and says, "If you give it up, there's no end," but...
Do you say, "If you give it up, there's no end," or something like that?
That's not what we're talking about. We'd like you to talk about everything you know.
Yes, understood.
Today's roulette talk is...
A corner where guests become roulette balls and talk about topics along with where they stopped!
Today's talk topics are four in all!
"Today's New Character," "Love Story,"
And this one's a new character, too!
Exchange and Upgrade Stories,
Exchange of Emotions for Guests Who Miss Them,
"Gussan's Free Zone" is a competition where you imitate people with pantomimes!
The arena is getting smaller and smaller, but Kiko Wada really wants it!
Prepare a super luxurious Okinawan villa for 60 million yen!
If you stay here, you can get it!
Are you ready?
No, I don't know...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop for a second! That's gross! That's gross! That's gross!
Keep on dancing, baby! D-d-d-don't stop it!
Hurry up and stop it!
Huh? What's this?
I'm the host, Mine Gorita.
I'm the host, Akko Kawada. What's up with you?!
You're huge!
Since Akko is our guest this time, I'd like to do this in a "leave it to me" manner.
Is that okay?
Here's what we heard from Akko's manager about "go and up"!
Zadan! What a great learner!
Oh my, oh my, what a great learner!
Excuse me, excuse me!
What's going on?
Akko-san, I'm listening.
What?
Besides, Akko-san, you've been into this lately...
Zadan! An adult's calculation drill to train your brain!
That's right!
It's called "brain training"!
Yes!
It usually ends on the 60th day, doesn't it?
Yes!
But Akko-san, you kept doing it on the 60th day!
Yes, I did!
There's more to learn, right?
What is it?
Zan!
When you're on a quiz show, you need to revise your homework!
Yes!
And when you're done with "on-air" with your husband, you always go home and check everything!
Yes!
And you write down all of the questions and study them!
That's right!
And here's what kind of questions you write down!
Zan!
What year is this?
What day is Dantan's birthday?
What question is it now?
Now, Akko-san, I'd like to dig in from here, but...
What is it that you write down until you send it away?
I don't think there's such a thing!
And so, Akko-san...
Yes!
Actually...
Yes!
We've prepared a quiz show "brain training"!
What?!
Now, celebrities will appear and appear and appear on Fuji TV!
Yes!
And in the end, you'll answer how many people are left on Fuji TV!
Oh, is it that simple?
Yes!
Depending on the number of answers and how long it takes you, you'll get the correct brain age!
So, Akko-san, do your best!
Yes, I understand!
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
Now, first of all, there are five people, right?
Yes, there are five people.
Five people have entered Fuji TV!
Yes!
Now, Akko-san and the manager...
Can I go in here?
Oh, you can!
Oh, they've already come out!
Oh, really?
Akko-san has brought in a lot of people again!
She has brought in four people!
Oh, only Akko-san has come out!
Oh, she's in!
She's in...
Oh, a lot of people have come out!
Akko-san has come in!
Oh, a lot of people have come in!
A lot of people have come in!
A lot of people have come in, right?
Oh, two people have come in!
Oh, you've got the song wrong!
It's TBS, right?
Oh, you've noticed it, right?
Is this right?
Oh, Wada and Ben have entered!
Is it Ben-san?
It's Wada and Ben-san!
It's over!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm not sure if I can go in or not, but I think there are probably eleven people!
What a shame!
Now, here we go!
Second question...
Ready...
Start!
Oh, I see... I'm lost now...
Now, there are four people...
Four people have entered Fuji TV!
Yes!
Now, it's starting...
Oh, Akko-san has come in!
It's become a gravure film now!
It's a swimsuit, right?
Oh, you've stepped on it!
It's not something an entertainer would do!
It's not like that!
Oh, it's a singer's costume!
Oh, you've put me in as one of four!
Oh, it's not good!
Oh, you've stepped on it again!
Oh, you've stepped in as one of four!
Oh, it's not good!
No, this is...
They're just taking faces from the roughman!
Huh?
Oh, it's become a gravure film now!
It's not good if you do it again!
Oh, you've stepped in again!
It's TBS!
Oh, you've stepped in as one of four!
This film...
It's confusing!
How many people are there now?
Two people?
One person!
Now, it's really over!
I hope I'm not wrong!
It's ten or nine people...
Oh, oh!
Huh?
Brain age has appeared!
Yes, it has!
Just with these two questions?
Yes!
Surprisingly, Akko-san's brain age is...
Yes!
88 years old!
It's a beard!
It's wet!
Put it down!
This is scary!
What is this?
This is "Talking about love"!
The first theme is this!
"First experience"!
That being said...
Yes, yes...
I'm a little interested in this story!
Just because you've never heard of it!
No, I've never said it...
I want to hear it!
Why don't you say it first?
You say it!
That's right!
Of course!
When, where and with who are you with?
For example...
How about this?
I'll answer this in detail...
My first kiss was...
I think you were in junior high school.
Oh! It's the same!
Really?
I was also in junior high school.
When you first kissed me...
Yes?
Didn't you think my teeth and nose were in the way?
I did!
I didn't know you had to turn your face sideways!
I see...
Kisses are done from the front, I think...
Yes...
It wasn't easy for you to talk to me, right?
Ah...
I felt a little distance...
Yes...
It was embarrassing...
When you turned your face sideways...
I thought you were going to kiss me...
When was your first experience of love?
That's right!
Connor and Keiko's first experience of love on TV!
Also, they'll meet a huge number of guests!
Keiko, when was your first experience of love?
Well, I haven't done it yet, so I don't know.
My first experience of love...
I think it was when I was in high school.
That's early!
What am I talking about?
Thank you for coming!
Oh, you're here!
You've changed your clothes.
Which one should I wear?
Huh?!
It stopped!
President of Hori Agency!
I heard your story from a very important person.
Here is your story that will make Acko-san happy!
"Talk" is also a must!
As long as it's funny and funny, I want it to end.
After all, it's exciting at a party like this, isn't it?
When it's exciting, the story is interesting!
Manager Matsuna said...
Hey, didn't Acko-san say this?
Since I'm telling you such an interesting story,
take a note of this!
I did say that last year!
Here is the note!
Privilege acquisition!
This is for the Shuchi Nikurin Party that was held on Christmas night!
This note is amazing!
The people who participated in this party are...
President of Hori Agency, Onoda!
And Kobayashi-san!
Former Acko-san's husband!
And Acko-san and Manager Matsuna!
First, President Onoda's first line!
I'm not here!
Former husband Kobayashi-san!
I'm not here, either!
What does this mean?
You can probably tell from Acko-san's next line!
I'm having fun,
but you're having a hard time.
What?
Anyway, Acko-san is already having fun,
so even if Acko-san is having fun,
the two of them are having a hard time,
so they want to avoid the party as much as possible!
Did you say this yourself?
Yes! And President Onoda said this!
You and I are both in Acko.
He said something grateful!
He said something grateful, didn't he?
After hearing that, Acko-san!
You're so arrogant!
Acko-san...
Wait a minute!
I think it's because you're trying to end it!
I hate that!
You're trying to end this party,
and Acko-san got irritated, right?
Yes!
And what irritated him is what follows!
What is it?
It's this!
Bash! Bash!
He's definitely hitting someone!
This is really Matsunaga's handwriting!
Did he really write it like this?
No, he didn't write "bash",
so he must have expressed it with sound!
In any case, we have to tell the truth!
I'm scared of hearing any more of this, so start the roulette!
The following broadcast is brought to you by Suzuki, Yamazaki Nabisco, and Lion.
Thank you. I'm Jun Hotomura.
I'm old now, so...
Akko-san.
Yes.
I heard that your favorite man is Koichi Sato.
Yes, I'm a big fan of Koichi Sato.
Is it true?
It's true.
Really?
Are you coming, Koichi Sato?
I'm calling you today.
Yes, please come in.
A big applause for the actor who appeared after this!
And a big gathering of comedians.
Akashiya-san's murder case is coming up soon!
So, we're calling you today.
Yes.
The original Sato Koichi.
You two will be penalized. Please come in.
Hello.
I'm the original Sato Koichi.
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Yes.
Yes, please say anything.
If you look at this...
Yes.
If you look at Sato Koichi...
Yes, I understand.
I think you'll be satisfied.
Then, please do it.
Please!
Koichi Sato is...
In the match...
That goal...
You're the one who'll score it...
You're the only one...
In the match...
That goal...
He's retired now and is going to perform at Amuro's concert.
But, a superstar has come to him.
Hold it! Hold it!
It's a man! It's a man!
It's a man!
It smells so good!
Wow!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
You know...
At Amuro's concert...
He said he'd retire if he couldn't spin his head.
- That's right. - That's right.
- So, he's doing his best now. - Yes.
Then...
If it doesn't work out for you...
I'll take it from you.
What?!
- You'll take it? - Yes.
I love this span goal.
What?!
- You like span goal? - I can do it.
No! No! No!
Why do you like span goal?
I love my friend's child.
- You like span goal? - Yes.
When I ask him to do it...
He says, "Okay!"
- It's light! - It's light!
- Okay!
How was it? Was it light?
Can you say hello like span goal?
Yes, I can.
- Can I? - Yes.
Goal! Yeah!
That's cool!
- That's cool! - That's cool!
- Can I do it? - Of course.
- Can I do it? - Yes.
Goal!
- It was a good one. - It was good.
- It was a good one. - It was connected with the song.
You don't remember your wife's past?
Then, an old comrade from behind came!
- Isn't it unfair! - Hiromi!
- Huh? - Hiromi!
- What's that? - Hiromi!
- What's that? - It's been a while!
- It's been a while!
- H-hiroki! - Hideki!
- Hironi! - Come on!
Hiromi, isn't it unfair?
All three of you, let's do something together!
Isn't it unfair for only one of you?
You're so mean!
Hideki and Goro want to be Gorie-chan with all three of them.
So...
If all of you want Gorie-chan's character,
Gorie-chan is hungry because of training,
so let's make Gorie-chan's favorite fried rice.
If it's delicious,
we'll let you do Gorie-chan's character after Gorie- chan says yes.
Really?
♪ If you want it, ♪
♪ can I make fried rice for you? ♪
Make delicious food and get Gorie-chan!
One Night Chit Chat Adventure!
Yeah!
What is this special fried rice made with super luxurious ingredients in a kitchen set?
Wow, it's a lot of ingredients!
Wow, it's luxurious!
Mr. Go, there's a lot of meat in it!
Should we put meat in it, too?
Meat, right?
Are there vegetables in it?
Let's put more vegetables in it.
♪ Carrots and sausages ♪
By the way, Gorie-chan is from Okinawa,
so there's also goya in it.
Huh? Is it beef, shrimp and goya?
What kind of fried rice is it?
Five...five...
Five?
You're quick to follow up, Mr. Go.
You're very quick!
Right?
I think I'm used to it, right?
Wow, you're quick.
Oh, there's melon in it.
How about this size?
That's right, fried rice.
It's good.
A large one.
Mr. Go, what is your favorite dish?
Well, I like curry quite a bit.
♪ It's baramoto curry! ♪
Mr. Go, you're shaking it.
Sorry.
You're shaking it with great care.
What kind of curry will you make, Mr. Go?
- Vermont Curry! - No, no, no!
- I want to ask Mr. Go, too! - Vermont Curry, right?
- What did you say? - Curry-sa-tsu-gu-chi-de.
You have too little repertoire!
- It's too much! - Help me out, will you?
Let me introduce you to the many legends of Mr. Go!
The life of a super idol with 35 years of entertainment life is full of surprises!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
First of all, the legend of Mr. Go Hiromi.
- It's a legend from his youth. - What is it?
When Mr. Go was 20 years old, his drama "Chotto Shiawase" and his kiss scene with the actress last year were a huge sensation.
- Fans were threatening him on TV. - What?!
The scene was cut just before the actress kissed him, but fans still couldn't stop themselves, so "Nittere" invited 14 representatives and opened "Shakumei Shisha".
- What?! - I can't believe it!
- Is it true, Mr. Go? - I don't remember it clearly, but I do remember him making trouble for me.
- Were there any stalkers like that? - Stalkers...
- Did they come to your house? - Of course, there were stalkers around my house.
- Oh, you have a fan. - Yes.
- You don't have a private life. - Back in the day...
- Mr. Go... - Yes?
- Mr. Go, you're talking nonsense. - Is this edible?
- No, it's not. - Is it edible?
- Anything can be bitter. - This is Mr. Hiromi's style.
- What? - This is Mr. Hiromi's style.
- What do men and women eat this?
- Oh, men and women.
- Doesn't it look delicious?
- I've never eaten anything like this. - This is Mr. Hiromi's style.
- I can feel the meat in my mouth.
- This is the best fried rice I've ever had.
- Is it going to be green onion? - It's better if you eat it in medium rare.
- I'm going to eat it!
- This is amazing fried rice.
- I can't believe I'm eating fried rice.
- This is absolutely delicious. - It looks delicious, doesn't it?
- How does it look? - It looks delicious.
- By the way, Mr. Go...
- Until recently...
- I thought there was only one subway.
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?
- One of them is empty.
- I've never been on a subway before.
- This looks delicious.
- As a man, I'm surprised.
- I've never seen an adult video.
- Are you serious? - Really?
It's not like you two should be there.
Wow, that's great!
That's a raw scene, Hiroki!
The series your teacher teaches you is amazing.
That's a raw scene, too!
It's amazing!
I think you should watch it.
I don't like dirty things.
Oh, Hiroki!
It's not dirty!
You idiot!
You're such a big fan!
Really!
You've never been to a video store, have you?
What?
You've never been to a video store, have you?
There are video stores.
If you go to a video store, you usually see a pink curtain.
That's right.
You've never been to such a wonderful place?
It's like a square.
It's so exciting!
And Shingo's special fried rice is ready!
If it's good, the golies will be stolen by Go and his friends!
Well...
I'll have this golia.
Thin.
Thin?
What do you mean "thin"?
Thin?
Is the taste thin?
The taste...
is thin.
Is it thin?
With this...
I can't give you any.
It's a shame, but...
You have to do something about it.
It's a shame, but...
All three of you are here, so...
I can't give you any special characters, but...
All three of you are good singers, so...
Really?
How about...
Pecoli Lesson's...
Back Chorus?
Really?
Back Chorus?
We just have to do it in the back, right?
Wait, Hiromi is doing it in the back?
I'm fine with it.
Really?
I haven't done it much, so...
I like doing it in the back.
How forward are you, Hiromi?
So, for the new song released today...
Shinpo-san is singing in the back chorus!
What's going to happen?
♪ When you're with me ♪
♪ In Sepang ♪
♪ We share our hearts ♪
♪ Even if I do my best ♪
♪ I will be defaced ♪
♪ I loved it when cops complained ♪
♪ Achoo... ♪
♪ Garage... ♪
♪ Cops... ♪
Shut up!
Excuse me.
Yes.
What was your name again?
Go! Lead us!
Come on!
Good evening. It's time for "News of the Night".
There's been an uproar in the entertainment world.
Black Devil, Pa Den Den, and Shittorke have all been killed,
and comedian Akashia Samba was murdered at home last night.
Samba was shot in the entire body and died instantly.
There is no clue about the culprit, and the investigation seems to be in a difficult state.
Is it Kobe?
It's time for "News of the Night".
"Love Investigation" starts now!
A young comedian who commits murder for Samba's harsh remarks!
Who is the culprit?!
The day of the incident - Samba's death - 6 hours left.
Good morning!
- 'Mornin'! - 'Mornin'!
'Mornin'!
I'm gonna finish this gang today!
Are there no cracks in the studio?!
'Mornin'!
I see, you're doing the performance with me today.
Yes!
What kind of game did you play?
'Takwandu Toshi'
Oops! I forgot!
Hachibeika!
That's it!
As usual, Sanma warms up young people before the show.
But...
By the way, Miyasako.
Yes?
Do you want to do comedy?
Yes, I do.
Don't you want to go to a drama or something like that?
When you say yes to comedy,
let's go to a karaoke or a bar in Korea.
Right?
The woman who came there.
Right? She won't let you sit next to her.
Right?
I don't like it.
What do you mean?
She...
She looks like a soldier's wife.
Not only her face, but also her age.
If you say yes,
people will want to laugh with you.
Something like this happened yesterday.
It's terrible!
It was hot when I held her.
People will say that.
It's not good. It's not good for comedy.
You can't do that.
You can't do anything like that.
The only choice is to laugh.
Right?
Now, let's go!
At this moment, Miyasako was thinking...
Damn it!
Why do I have to be left out in front of everyone?
One day, I'll kill Akashiya-san, too!
And now, a new project, "Love Dialogue" begins!
A man must have experienced love dialogues with a woman at least once in his life.
Asobinin's "A Little Bad Comedian" will talk about it!
Will Asobinin be able to cut through those dialogues correctly?
Mr. Asobinin, the "A Little Bad Comedian," will judge!
Let's see how many love dialogues Asobinin has cut through!
"A Little Bad Comedian," "A Little Bad Comedian," "A Little Bad Comedian," "A Little Bad Comedian," "A Little Bad Comedian,"
But I've never been in love with a woman.
What are you talking about?
You're more experienced in love than you think you are.
Experienced in love...
But I haven't said anything in these days.
But, it seems like you've been through a lot of love dialogues!
I've been through a lot of them.
I'm the most popular guy in "A Little Bad Comedian."
"A Little Bad Comedian" is a small comedy.
Eh, Kino-chan is doing it!
Ah, I'm not a glutton!
It's my first time.
Ah, it's your first time?
Let's shake hands.
Shao-san, you know me, right?
Yes, I know you!
Let's shake hands!
I dare to say this today...
Is this good enough for a reaction?
Yes! It's perfect!
By the way, what did you say just now?
Huh?
Did you say something?
I think I said it before, but...
You know, Gomu...
Yes?
I was amazing back then!
I mean...
That's why I took a bath first.
Yes.
You know...
Yes.
Before that, I forgot about Gomu...
Your hair...
My hair...
Gomu...
Yes!
When I took a bath the next day, I saw Gomu there!
Yes!
I was like, "Wow! It's shaking a lot! I'm in a bad mood!"
So I took a shower the whole time!
That's why I knew that waterfall training is necessary!
It's the temperature!
Waterfall training is...
It's a good temperature for a shower!
I didn't know what to do in the morning!
I found Gomu and...
I didn't say anything and put Gomu on my head...
And I spent the whole morning like that!
Like, "When are you going to eat?"
Yes!
I spent the whole morning like that and...
Two hours later, he said, "That's enough!"
It was one of my best waterfall training successes!
It's difficult, isn't it?
It is!
Most of the waterfalls are reversed, so...
Yes!
If it's reversed, you'll see through it!
That's right!
You'll think there's something fishy about it!
It's definitely dangerous!
Today's theme is difficult, too!
Shall we get started?
Here's the first clue!
When I was alone in my room with my girlfriend...
I suddenly heard a man's cell phone ring!
When I looked at the scary message...
It was...
A woman cheating on her boyfriend!
Stop it!
If you were in his shoes, how would you get through it?
Excuse me, but is it okay for a girlfriend to write to her boyfriend?
You're still obsessed with that!
Please let me keep it a little longer.
But this is something that happens a lot.
This is something I hate the most.
In Japanese, it's "denasaiyo."
"Denasaiyo" is when you have your phone pointed at you.
What would you do if you were the master?
I'd go ahead and do it.
I wouldn't be told "denasaiyo" so I'd go ahead and do it.
But I'd just walk up to the balcony and say "denasaiyo."
Is there anyone here who's confident that you can overcome this obstacle?
Yes!
Shall we go?
Gori, can you do it?
Are you okay, Gori?
What should we do?
What do you mean, "what should we do?"
Can I try it?
Then let's do it!
Okay, then let's get Gori-san's Shuraba ready. Start!
Huh?
When did you get here?
I'm back!
Welcome back!
Oh, you're late!
Yeah.
Were you cheating or something?
No, I was shopping.
I see.
I'm starving.
Chef, what's today's recommended dish?
It's a love stew cooked with love.
Itadakimachuu?
Your phone's ringing.
Oh, it's fine.
Itadakimachuu?
Your phone's ringing!
Don't worry about it!
Itadakimachuu?
Hey!
What?
It's a woman!
No!
It's a woman!
No, it's not!
It's a woman!
No, it's not!
It's a woman!
Shut up!
Look closely!
This isn't a cell phone.
This is...
a detector that reacts to beautiful women.
Wait, why?
Why you!
Because her reaction is already the answer!
No, it's not like that.
Genji, don't fool me!
That's weird!
You're a white silver hospital patient!
She's still 26 years old.
She's 26 years old, but she's a golden girl.
There are a lot of charming points.
Her shoulders are black, right?
What was this again?
Her nerves are dead.
She's cute!
What's with her?
She's tall!
She has a special talent.
She's tall! I didn't know!
Her lifting is...
She's a soccer player!
Yes!
She's a soccer player, right?
This is perfect!
Here it comes!
She's not like a girl.
Wow!
Laugh out loud!
In front of the screen!
Calm down!
Cute!
Everytime they're together, they're like horse riders!
When Sanma-san had this kind of hairstyle when he was young...
Sanma-san had this kind of hairstyle when he was young...
We just heard about the phone cases...
Do you all have such experiences?
Well...
It's about mobile phones...
There are mobile phones, right?
You know...
You can use it...
You can put it in your pocket...
You can carry it...
I know about mobile phones...
Can I say it?
Say it!
Are you from Europe or America?
No, no, no...
It's not like that at all...
It's not like you're from Europe or America...
You're making a big deal out of it right now...
I'm sorry...
You're making a big deal out of it right now...
Mobile phones...
A woman who I thought of as just a friend of mine...
She saw it and...
What?
She's not your girlfriend, right?
That's right!
I was getting mad so I was going to say it...
Listen carefully to what I'm about to say, Katherine!
Are you from America?
No, no, no...
You're not from America!
I don't want to hear about this either!
Absolutely not.
I know, right?
Even if there's nothing wrong with it, you don't like it, right?
Can I say fix it?
No, you can't fix it.
What do you want to see?
There's nothing good about it.
That's right, that's right.
When you see it, you think it's over, right?
Your love.
Your partner.
Even if you think you're cheating, it's over, right?
It's probably over.
You can't see it until you die, right?
That's right.
What's going to happen if you see it?
You want to ask a woman about this, right?
But, but, do men also see women's emails?
I don't do it.
I'm a person, so I don't do it.
No, I don't do it.
So, on the contrary, I'm the type of person who gets angry when I see it.
So, it's not only embarrassing about love.
There are also times when you see an ordinary embarrassing email.
For example, what do you mean?
For example, my mother is a nurse.
I made this kind of thing, but shouldn't I cut it?
It's embarrassing.
A few years ago, there was a girl I really liked.
I wasn't dating her, so I went to the bathroom in a cafeteria when I wasn't sure if I could date her.
Well, I looked at my cell phone for a moment.
What?
It suddenly became the worst song.
Well, in the end, you know, I looked at it.
Then it came out.
What is it?
In the memory.
It said "Kano Tenmei".
You are amazing!
I thought I had done it.
It said "Kano Tenmei".
I don't know where I met him.
It said "Koike" in the entertainment world of girls.
There are mails from various people.
What about your seniors and juniors?
Seniors and juniors are close.
There is one thing I can't say.
Were you a senior?
I was a senior.
I thought you were a junior.
I got a call from my girlfriend.
She said I was a senior.
I was shocked.
I was angry for the first time since I got the call.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter with that person.
I got angry because I heard it.
I told my seniors I got a call.
If I told Koike I got a call,
she would have told me.
If you could hear me talking to Koike,
I would have said "Good night, Sunny!"
I was scared.
It's close.
Kosugi, you have one, don't you?
Who?
It's close.
Are you a senior?
It's close.
A woman who did such a thing
is a girlfriend of Non-chan of "Football Hour".
Isn't it strange?
You know her, don't you?
She is a sexy angel who wanders outside with you.
What are you talking about?
It's not your fault, but it's a woman's fault.
I took a picture of her and she appeared.
I said, "Look at her, she is so hot."
She said, "She is my girlfriend."
I showed it to her.
Why do you say that now?
I think so, too.
It has nothing to do with it.
But it's a good story.
Mr. Kodama, what do you think about it?
It's an attack chance.
It's not an attack chance!
What attack chance is it?
Mr. Kodama said it's not an attack chance.
Is it not allowed for men to go to Mr. Sanma's house?
Absolutely not.
It's not allowed for men to go to Mr. Sanma's house?
Absolutely not!
It's not allowed!
It's obvious that he's going to attack her.
You know her, don't you?
Let's move on to the next story.
It's dinner time with his girlfriend at a restaurant.
Suddenly, his wig comes off and his secret beard is exposed.
How can you get through this story?
Let me do it!
Nice to meet you.
When Tsurutaro-san got a little thin, he jumped into the pool and when Tsurutaro-san came up, everyone was like, "Where is he?"
Recently, when I took a bath and a kid said, "Dad, dad, I can't read soccer games," I was soaking wet.
I gave him a gadget and he said, "Dad!"
Why are you surprised?!
Let's take a look! Kosugi-san and Yoshida-san, ready, set, go!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
What are you doing?
Shall we get started?
Your eyes and your beautiful smile...
To your kindness...
Cheers!
I wish this time would never end.
Me too.
I'm hungry. Shall we eat?
Let's eat!
Ah...
My precious doji-yama-dojiko!
It's okay, I'll pick it up for you.
Sorry! Be careful with the knife!
Okay, okay!
Ehhh?!
Yeah...
I'm bald!
Everyone in the world is telling me I'm bald!
Then you...
You're either bald or a pervert!
Bald!
Come on!
Is it too high?!
Only the boss is excited.
What's your name?
It's Haruna!
Haruna.
Fuka-chan and Haruna-chan.
Real names?
Real names.
You're 23 years old.
I'm the same age as Fuka-chan!
You don't need that!
You only have those patterns!
Can you show us how good you are?
Well...
Since you like Beyoncé...
I'll try to get closer to Beyoncé...
Let me dance!
Beyoncé's dancing is hard!
Do your best!
I was singing a song by Dio Fonseca, but it only looks like a rite!
It's a rite of some tribe!
Well, that's what we were trying to say.
Other than that, if you have any other hidden stories...
Oh, this is...
Okay, then, Hanamaru-san.
Oh, it's you, Hanamaru-san!
Okay, then, it's my episode.
Kodama-san won't buy it!
Hurry up!
Excuse me, Kodama-san!
I'm married, but...
Oh! Then, for example...
At the time, several young comedians were asking Akashia-sanma for a murder.
What do you mean "for example"?
I can't answer that!
For now, Kodama-san thought...
You've crushed me from afar!
Sanma-me, I'll kill you someday!
Is there anyone else who has such a story?
Yes!
Okay, then, Harani-san.
Oh, it's you, Harani-san!
Yes, well...
You're like a dirty NHK guy!
Very dirty!
Well, when I was dating my wife who's married now and dating her in the past...
I hid that I have a bad drinking habit!
Oh, you have a bad drinking habit!
I noticed it when people around me told me about it, but it seems like it's true for me!
And my wife's drinking habit is really strong...
On her birthday, you know, she drinks at my house.
She probably drank quite a lot, right?
And I also wanted to pee, so I went to pee.
Oh, what kind of toilet?
What kind of toilet?!
You're not allowed to pee in there!
You can't do it now!
You can't do it!
And when I was peeing, I heard someone tapping their feet to the toilet, even though it should be a toilet.
I thought it was me, and I woke up.
But it wasn't a toilet, it was my wife's face on the sofa bed!
What?!
I was peeing!
What?!
Doesn't your wife have a face like a toilet?
A face like a toilet?!
That's a deeply in love with me!
Isn't it a toilet?!
That's a sinker's toilet!
A middle-class idiot's toilet...
At that time, Haranishi thought...
Damn it, in the end it's me!
One day I'll kill you!
You often do that, right?
- That's too much. - It's not about the man, but when he was drinking with Takewaka-kun from Buffalo Gold,
Takewaka-kun also got hit in the face, but he was so calm that he said, "Haranishi, I'm going to use the bathroom here."
- And he put on the glasses he was wearing and then moved. - He put on the glasses and said, "Haranishi, I'm going to use the bathroom here."
- He's so calm. - He's really like that.
- My partner also pukes a lot like this. - He pukes a lot?
- He was drunk at a karaoke box and a woman from Fukuoka was taking care of him. - A woman from Fukuoka?
- And when he came out of the room, he wanted to puke, right? So he took a deep breath and started puking. - While you were singing?
- A woman from Fukuoka was taking care of him like this. - While you were singing?
- And that woman was his sister-in-law. - I see!
- She was expecting him to puke in the evening. - That's a bit of a story, isn't it?
- Shall we move on to the next story? Here's the next story.
A man brought a woman he cheated on at home.
When the two of them were having a good time, all of a sudden, the woman of their dreams came to them.
Yes, it's a meeting! How will you get through this situation?
- This is... - This director is talking nonsense. - It's the ultimate situation.
- What did you do at that time? - I'm not young and I'm not cool, but...
- When I got home, there was something the two of them were talking about in the apartment a long time ago. - That's crazy!
- And then I noticed it all of a sudden. - There's a good reason why the two of them fought in the first place, but it was a misunderstanding.
- On the day of the meeting. - And when I got home, I heard a loud voice from the room.
- A woman and a man. - It looks like you'll be able to clear it there, right? - Yes. - I said "run" in the cafe.
- You said it right away. - "Run" doesn't come up.
- What are you going to do? - I'll give you excuses when you come in.
- But I can't hear you talking from the back of the door. - And you're not fighting.
- Calm down. - You're on good terms.
- I don't think you're on good terms.
- You two were like "what's going on?" or "who's dating?" - It's scary.
- It's a slow fight. - I don't know why, but I said it again and you didn't talk, so you came in.
- There was one person left. - So she won? - She didn't win or lose.
- What do you mean "won"? - I don't know. You won the talk and one person left.
- You had a talk and you talked about how long you've been dating for years.
- And you kept dating? - It didn't work out.
- We had our next date, but it didn't work out.
- I didn't say that I was with another woman. - That's scary.
- I looked up a dance or another corpse.
- I was so nervous in the bathroom.
- I was so scared.
- Are you confident you can overcome your sweat and tears in dancing? - Yes!
- Just think about how many pimples you have.
- Thank you very much.
- If you're good at this, you'll get good grades.
- Let's take a look. Ready, go!
Come in. It's kind of messy in here, though.
Once in a lifetime chance for an actress to flirt with an old man!
Ready, go!
Come in. It's kind of messy in here, though.
Sit down somewhere.
This is terrible.
Have you sat down yet?
Um...beer or wine, which do you want?
Hmm...what should I do...Yoshida, you decide.
Can I decide?
Sure.
Then...you go first.
I'm back!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Who are you?!
Who is this fatty?!
Why is this ugly guy here?!
Ugly?! Who do you think you are?!
Yoshida, this ugly guy and me...
Which one are you going to choose?!
Come on! Decide!
Fine!
If you choose one of us, that's fine, right?!
Fine.
Then, one by one, hit me!
Hit me on the other side of hatred!
You made a mistake.
You made a mistake!
You made a big mistake!
The one who hits me harder...
...will be the one I choose.
That was quick.
Isn't it?
No!
What's with her?
Let me introduce you again.
Ayato Sugimoto!
Ayato-san, you have a lot of experience with fighting, right?
No, but that kind of fighting is impossible.
You don't sweat a lot?
If that kind of thing happens, it's like asking me to risk my life for it.
No, I'm really going to bleed out.
It seems like it.
When we fight a lot, it always ends up being something amazing.
For example, there was a time when four of my lower teeth were damaged.
What? On the other side of your teeth?
One of my lower teeth came off.
They were really healthy teeth, but now all of my lower teeth are ceramic.
Did you get hit?
I got bitten.
You got bitten and your teeth came off?
I went to the emergency hospital crying.
That's scary!
I have a story about this.
This is a story from a long time ago.
When I wasn't on TV at all, my girlfriend was there.
She was living in a ballroom apartment.
When you opened the front door of the apartment, there was already a room there.
That's what it was like when you were young.
I went home with my girlfriend and waited for her.
You waited for her?
I waited for her, and in the middle of the day, I heard a crackling sound from the front door.
A crackling sound?
No, it wasn't here.
It was upside down.
It was upside down because it was V-in.
The structure of the door was like this.
If you open the newspaper holder, you can see the inside of the door.
That's what the door looked like.
I heard a sound, so I opened the door.
No way!
A woman was peeking out of the door.
It was too close from here.
When I opened the door, I saw her eyes.
If you look closely, you can only see her eyes.
She looked like this in the water.
She looked like this in the water and said, "Go up, go up."
She wasn't human!
She looked at me and said, "Go up, go up."
I think it was about five seconds.
Go up, go up.
I think it was about five seconds, but I felt it for a long time.
If you stretch your hand a little, you can close it.
I closed it gently.
I didn't know what to do, but I tried to open it.
I opened it.
I've never seen such a big tear.
She was crying.
She was wearing a handmade lunch box.
She was hit by a lunch box.
That's why you don't sell well.
At this time, Wacky thought...
Look, you didn't fall much because of you!
Damn it! I'll kill you one of these days!
I was at home with my girlfriend in the bathroom.
We were playing ping-pong.
When I went to see it, it was a girl.
But I couldn't think of a reason.
So I told my girlfriend, "Let's be partners."
"Partners" is popular these days.
If you suddenly say, "Let's be partners,"
I know! Let's be partners!
I have a face that says, "Let's be partners."
I've been a little funny lately.
"Let's be partners" is funny these days.
I'm not selling well and I'm getting popular.
You have too many explanations.
I thought I shouldn't lie so much that I would vote for you.
But you two look good together.
We have similar faces.
And I thought, "Oh, I didn't think so."
A girl said that and she left.
We lived in the same apartment, 4th and 5th floor.
When I opened the door, I saw a present hanging on the door knob.
I thought, "Oh, no!"
She couldn't see me from behind,
so she threw the present into the dance floor.
"Throw it away!" I said.
The girl said, "What are you doing?"
Yoshida said something stupid again.
It's all Yoshida's fault!
He's angry because I said something nice.
I'm one of the weirdos!
Even so, he didn't come back!
I couldn't take the present with me!
You did a good job clearing it out!
Yoshida is next!
The recording ended like this.
In the studio, surrounded by smiles,
there were a few people who weren't laughing.
Who is the culprit who killed Tewakashi and Sanma?!
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Hello?
Hey, this is Japanese, but it's Catherine!
Hello?
Mom!
Who is it?!
Come on! Come on!
I don't know what "come on" is, but...
Don't you know?! I'm...
I'm...
I'm not "come on"! I'm not a regular of "come on"!
You're often stopped by the entrance, comedian!
That's true! That's true, but...
I'm a regular, but...
Why you?!
You know, have you seen my schedule?
No...
"Come on" recording is always on Friday, isn't it?!
I don't know...
On Friday, you know...
On the frame, you know...
It's always "come on" and "hunt".
I've never caught a "hunt", you bastard!
You...
That and this, you know...
It's all your fault!
Why is it my fault?!
You know...
In the program...
"Gussan is funny"...
Ah, when you opened your mouth, "Gussan is funny"...
Ah, that "Gussan is funny" spread all over the world!
But...
"Hira" and "Max" were pretty funny!
Why did you say that out loud?!
You idiot!
Why didn't you say "anything"?!
If you said "Hira-chan is funny", "Hira-chan is funny" at that time...
"Dance, Hira-chan", "Goten" wouldn't have come up!
You bastard!
Die!
You idiot!
You're all idiots!
All right, next up is "Gussan is funny"!
Yes! Start!
After the commercial...
Finally, "Gorie" is retiring...
and going to "amuro-chan"'s concert!
Will "head spin" 10 times...
succeed?!
One week until the concert, Mori was suffering from headspin as before.
Because the burden on the neck is too strong, he practices with a special corset.
However, because all 70 kilograms of weight concentrate on the neck, severe pain attacks the body.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts
This month, with work in between, he practiced in various places every day.
Always carrying the helmet the teacher lent him, practicing anywhere at dawn.
The words of Ichiro, a great leaguer. "Practice doesn't betray you."
He repeated it many times in his heart and endured the pain.
Ouch!
However, he can't reach for ten spins.
Ouch!
His head is full of blood.
Ouch!
The more he tries, the worse his neck gets.
Ouch!
His heart is about to break.
Ouch!
In addition, he dances.
He can't catch up with the speed of his dancing.
Ouch!
Amuro's dancing is so difficult that his head is confused.
Only three days left until the concert.
It's his first time to try both dancing and headspin.
After dancing hard, he takes off his helmet.
There is little time left for the headspin part.
Meanwhile, he has to succeed in 10 spins.
After that, the most intense dance block remains.
The main performance starts with 10,000 people dancing.
And finally, the day of the performance.
An unexpected accident happens here.
The bomb in his neck exploded.
It hurts so much that he can't even turn around.
Emergency treatment icing.
Three hours until his turn.
An emergency treatment that stops the pain by calling an anesthesiologist.
His heart and body were torn apart.
At that moment, the angels cast a spell on him.
For some reason, I felt like the pain had gone away.
And one more thing.
Gori's pangret, which Gori always had in one hand during practice.
20,000 participants gave him courage and power.
It's okay. You can do it.
She sings more than 20 songs at one concert and continues to dance vigorously.
She is a genuine No. 1 artist.
She is a dream stage that anyone who dances would like to stand on at least once.
On that stage, now, with the thoughts of all the participants of the GORIEA club,
GORIEA and POWERFUL ANGEL are heading!
Now, it's the real thing!
Morie-chan and Powerful Angel will dance to Amuro- chan's big hit song "You Are My Sunshine"!
They've appeared from the top row of the stage!
Amuro-chan has turned around!
It's finally time!
I've been hiding it for a long time
I shouldn't call you "man" or "adult"
"man" and "adult"
adult
Amuro!
I'm sorry!
Don't retire and live!
I'm glad you're sorry!
I'm glad!
And today!
Amuro, who celebrated her birthday on Wednesday, September 20th!
One, two!
Why?
I don't know!
Why?
I don't know!
Why?
I don't know!
I mean, isn't it too cheap after all that excitement?!
In the commercial, Okamura Nainai, who came to steal the gorilla, appears as a monkey again!
There was excitement on this stage as well!
There was a move he really wanted to do in the end!
I couldn't do it because I was too tired!
I'm tired, too.
You're a womanizer!
Let's go!
You're a womanizer!
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