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I want to do my best while putting up with all the bullying.
Saki-chan!
I want to do my best and get along with you all during my 16 years of age.
Nice to meet you!
Tonight's "Kokoro Kumira Guru Type" is a two-hour special!
Let's go!
Kokoro Kumira Guru Type
Out of 500,000 posts, the woman chose "Woman's Struggle for Two Hours" special!
It's amazing!
Luxurious!
It's amazing, isn't it? Various genres of people are coming.
In my long life as a senior in the entertainment world, I have been able to struggle with various women.
Don't come out of that struggle that comes to the surface like this.
Scary! Scary!
Men like me can't stand it.
Takahashi-san, are you so serious about "Woman's Struggle"?
You're amazing! You're amazing!
"Woman's Struggle" is...
Hot... and... Cool...
It's written by a cute guest star writer.
It's written by a cool writer.
It's written by a cute guest star writer.
How many copies are sold today?
About 550,000 copies.
Wow!
So...
If it's just a little struggle, I'll solve it with money.
And, Chiba-san...
In "WIZ*ONE UNIVERSE", pure means second most beautiful on earth, right?
Yes! Yes!
In that kind of world, isn't "Woman's Struggle" necessary?
That's right. Foreign girls have different attitudes.
It's amazing.
Attitude...
Do you know what "attitude" is?
No, I don't know.
Takahashi-san, you're old, but...
"Woman's Struggle" is a special, but the punishment is different.
No, it's not like that. We're already "attitude".
You're like an American.
He started doing manzai on his own.
Stop making Samura-san look like a center mic.
It's true, right?
Isn't it unfair?
But it's erotic.
Erotic?
Sticky?
Yes, it's sticky.
How sticky is it?
It's not sticky, but...
There's another magazine like that.
Erotic is called "material".
Speaking of erotic,
I can't control my nosebleed.
I can't control it myself.
Mine is bigger.
Mine is longer.
Excuse me, my nosebleed is better.
I can't control it myself.
This program is brought to you by Suzuki...
Yamazaki Nabisco...
and Lion.
A fierce woman appears one after another.
I see.
Look at this.
A 26-year-old magazine editor has appeared.
When I first came to work, I learned that in the world of women, there are more scary conflicts than we know each other.
The battle of pride and beauty.
Women are like that.
Recently, I was assigned as an editor of a popular woman fashion magazine.
It's exactly "women are like that."
This is a battlefield of women who are proud of themselves and who never raise their voices.
Women are like that.
Yes, I'm at the site. Yes, yes. Thank you. Bye- bye.
Oh, Konishi.
My stylist, Takeuchi Mako, has called me for my birthday party.
It's a parkite suite room.
But it's my fifth birthday this month.
Will I be able to make it?
Ah, I'm wearing clothes.
This is going to start again.
What's going to start?
A fight, a fight.
However, other women never raise their voices in a fight.
What do you mean?
You'll know if you watch it.
Ah, Sakai-san, that pucchi.
You bought it, just like me.
It's cute. Isetan?
I'm sorry, it's not Isetan. It's Paris.
It's Paris' pucci.
But I bought it last year.
Here it is. Here it is.
Last year, I was the first one to notice and buy it.
Pucci.
Ah, you made it. You made it.
Huh? Huh?
Isn't that needle unusual?
Ah, this? This is it!
When I happened to go to New York...
What? What?
I bought it!
Really?
I see.
It's not a conversation that looks fun at all!
I'm not laughing at all!
But isn't a brand fate? Isn't it a meeting? Isn't it excitement?
Isn't it for three domestic companies?
It's pretty good.
Oh, it's coming to the body.
Oh, it's Ikki.
Oh, I'm back.
This is going to make me sick.
What do you mean?
I'm tired of exhibitions since noon.
How was the exhibition?
Oh, it was hard because I only knew people.
There were no breaks, no mistakes, and I couldn't say anything because I was dressed up.
My face was wide and I felt like "I'm sorry."
It's hard just to say hello, but I felt like "Don't talk to me anymore."
Are you wearing sunglasses and handcuffs so you don't get caught?
That's what it is.
Good work.
As expected of Ms. Otsubone.
Everyone is boasting equally.
This is quite effective.
I know.
Huh? Huh? Yuki-san, what's that?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
You know it?
Because it suits you. Thank you.
But when you wore it in the opening, I didn't like it even if everyone else wore it.
No one wore it when I bought it.
I know. I know.
My stylist, Mako-san, told me to buy it no matter what.
Because Mako-san told me...
What is it?
A friend boasting attack.
Everyone else is not quiet about it.
Is it your style, stylist Mako-san?
I get asked about it a lot.
I'm invited to your birthday party.
Oh, is that so?
Are you invited too, Yuki-san?
You keep calling me like that! You keep calling me like that, Christy!
Oh, you're making fun of me!
But when we do this kind of work, we have to follow Charisma-chan's principles.
If we don't do our makeup properly, we'll be called "look-alike" too.
I'm also "look-alike" like you.
No one can say that!
But my nails are like Eriko's.
But if you keep saying Eriko's, wouldn't it be hard for Tarkover to get jealous?
Tarkover feels good!
You know too many people!
But, but, my haircuts and colors are like O-weka when I go and come back to Tarkover and Toshi.
They're both "okama-chan" colors, but I don't know how much they charge me because I do it on the eve of meetings.
I'm okay with full makeup, but if I grow it out a little more, people will say "Yuki, you have to wear it!"
It's like I'm growing it out already!
But, well, this fall, I'll go with "earth color" for sure!
I know, I know!
I'm also good friends with the makeup artist, Akiko-san.
We even go on trips together.
But Akiko-san is like "I'm in charge of makeup and cosmetics at home."
She's so excited about it!
It's only natural for things to evolve.
So, with "surprise" and "moisturizing" colors, my "beauty-making" has already started!
You know what I mean, right?
I know, I know!
I also got introduced to the "secret garden healing salon" by cameraman Yuppi.
Oh, but that's only for celebrities. You can't go in unless you're introduced!
But, I went there as a special guest and it's really healing!
It's really...
I know, I know!
For "high embrace" too, it's like "Aoyama-style", "Jugaoka-style", "Osaka-style".
The model Yuppi was introduced by an Osaka-style teacher.
She said, "You can't even look at my bra!"
Recently, I've been thinking about whether or not I should go back to Aoyama-style.
But, since Yuppi is in charge of love affairs, it's like "Osaka-style" too, right?!
I know, I know!
It's like "Aoyama-style", right?!
We don't understand each other, but we understand each other!
Huh?! Matsuza-san, did you buy it again?
I know, I know!
The other day, I was so excited that I bought it!
I know, I know how you feel!
Me too! The other day, it was raining and I bought a cloud bag!
I know!
Me too! The other day, it was raining and I bought a cloud bag!
I know!
She's proud of her smile, but she's too scary!
I know! We don't have time for dinner tonight, either!
But we're going to win!
Yes!
Yanaka!
Yes!
Gross!
Yes!
Gross!
I'm proud of her!
I think she's really proud of herself!
When you go onstage and perform on stage, you can't help but be proud of yourself!
Yes!
You have to be proud of yourself!
Yes, I do!
So, even during rehearsal, I'd secretly...
What was the answer like?
There are times when I'm tempted to wear it.
Is Sachiko-san's clothes arranged by Isho-san or is it arranged by Odogu-san?
- It's Isho-san. - Odogu-san.
No matter how you say it, it's Isho-san and Ifrii- san.
What is this Isho-san doing?
- I put it in the warehouse. - You put it all in there?
- I put it all in there. - I asked you to show me.
- Are you dismantling it? - I'm dismantling it!
We can't see it because of the scale, but it's a big hit.
- It's really amazing. - It's a world you can't imagine.
- It's hard to decide who to call first. - Why is that?
For example, when Endo-san and Tanaka-san called me first, I said "Tanaka-san, please."
Tanaka-san made a claim and said "Why don't you call Endo first and call me first?"
- It's a big deal. - It's a big deal.
- Yes, it's a big deal. - We didn't have much time.
So, at the entrance of the theater, Director Gyo said...
They fought at the same time.
Otherwise, the one who called him was fired.
How about you, Tanon? Have you ever been to an entertainment show?
Even in a variety show...
There are times when it's in a dressing room.
If it's a variety show...
It's a little far from the studio.
When the size is different, it's a little depressing.
I have to work hard.
Why did you go to a variety show?
You've been doing it for years.
Why did you go to the most popular variety show in the world?
I wanted to ask you about being an actor.
I don't talk much about being an actor.
Why?
Why did you go?
Every time I talk...
Eki Matsushi looks sad.
Why?
I'm in a play.
How is it?
When I was in a play and now in a variety show...
The image of Sawamura-san...
It's completely different.
It wasn't like that at all.
It's more fun.
Excuse me, you said you were wearing a cat.
I don't deny the actor.
There are still more stories.
Kazu-san, 29 years old, and four other company employees received it.
The moment when girls become the most terrifying.
In the program, we will introduce posts related to cheating and cheating in a ranking format.
Cheating.
When a man cheats on a woman...
The fierce quarrel between the two women who have been cheated on...
Begins between the man without mercy.
Tonight, we will recreate "the worst five" from the posts posted at the moment of cheating.
That moment...
I visited her on top of her bed.
That moment...
I visited her on top of her bed.
Ah, I should go home tonight.
I haven't been able to do anything since I got home this morning.
If you're tired, you can go to sleep.
This is my house.
Where do you always sleep?
Hey, who are you who's taking it easy?
Hey...
You...
Hey!
That moment...
I visited her on top of her bed...
When her wife and children came over to play.
Papa, I want to eat yakiniku!
Oh, sounds good!
Beef tongue is delicious in Sendai.
That's great!
Yeah!
Hahaha!
Hey, cleaner!
You're in trouble!
Don't throw away burning garbage on a day of burning garbage!
What do you mean?
Huh?
Ah... I didn't throw this away!
What are you saying?
I'm looking at you properly when you're always throwing things away!
Huh?
It's not you, is it?
Papa! Mama! Let's hurry up and go!
Huh? Mama?
What's wrong, young master?
What is it?
That moment came in the car.
It's rare for you to eat out.
Maki's food is the best, but sometimes it's good.
I feel like this.
What are you talking about?
It's a little cold.
Can I turn on the heater?
Yes, please.
Hey.
Yes?
What is this?
That moment came in my living room at home.
When you're late, call me and tell me if you're going to eat or not.
What? The manager was in the same seat as me, so I didn't have a chance like that.
Well, it can't be helped today, but...
Oh, Maki, where are your pajamas?
I chose them today, so in the bedroom bed...
What's up?
You're wearing your underwear backwards.
You took it off.
Somewhere.
Poop.
I pooped it.
New one.
It's strange.
No, it's yours.
Since morning...
I've been wearing it all the time.
How have you been working all day today?
I didn't add it.
That moment came in the car.
Oh, I want you to give up going out on Sunday.
Thanks to you, I was just rolling around all day yesterday.
It can't be helped. It's definitely a golf.
How far did you go?
Hakone.
I'm really tired.
Oh, I don't know where the restaurant is, but can you set the destination with the navigation?
OK.
Oh, you don't know how to use it?
I see. If you run this navigation yesterday, you'll stay.
What?
Oh, really?
Golf...
Where was it?
Golf...
Hakone's...
Golf course...
Was it Shibuya?
Shibuya's Dogenzaka has a golf course.
It's pretty wide.
Then, this navigation system is broken!
It only shows "Love Hotel"!
This bad navigation system! Bad navigation system! Bad navigation system!
According to the submitted posts,
most of them come from cars or mobile phones.
Maybe you'll be the next one to find out!
You just watched "The Worst Five Moments When You Found Out You Were Cheating".
You guys are too good!
It's hard for a male senior to do this.
When I think back on this episode, I realized that Endo is not good at making roles.
I'd like to ask this question to a woman.
What kind of man are you?
I don't know, but there are people who say everything clearly.
My family says everything clearly.
My wife knows everything.
It has nothing to do with cheating.
In the past, Jimmy Onishi used to say the same thing.
When Jimmy was sleeping, he said, "I want to eat a cat."
A man I know...
He wasn't sleeping, but he was drinking coffee in the living room.
He was drunk, and he said to his wife, "If I smoke one more cigarette, I'll go home."
This story is bad for your heart.
Let's move on.
Have you ever been caught cheating?
No, I haven't.
You're sweating.
I'd like to ask this question to a woman.
What kind of man are you?
I'd like to ask this question to a woman.
You look like you're checking your phone.
I don't check my phone at all.
Is your hair smooth?
I think it's a little dull.
Really?
But I have new pants.
I bought them from Endo.
You have new pants, don't you?
And I peeked inside.
They're a little dirty.
They're men's pants.
You're too generous.
Have you ever been caught cheating?
Yes, I have.
I lived with a woman, and she set up a hair band in the bathroom.
It's for women.
The next woman bought a headband and put it on and went home.
That's scary.
She said, "I'm going on a business trip next Wednesday."
I said, "Don't worry about it."
She said, "I'm going on a business trip."
I checked my wife's receipt later.
For some reason, the receipt for that day wasn't three yen.
It was for two people.
I can't explain it.
It says "m" and "f".
"a" and "b".
You're not cheating.
You like erotic books the most.
By the way, do you have any problems with that?
I took my time and got used to it.
What are you talking about?
Are you used to Tamura's data?
Yes, and there were so many that I couldn't hide it.
Tamura, half of the people are laughing, but not all of them can laugh.
This is from Ocean, a self-employed woman in her 30s.
She's a nikita woman who can't even draw flowers for her little daughter.
But these women were the ones who made her run away.
Nikita Woman Vs. Professional Housewives
The other day, I was having tea with my wife on our way home from shopping.
A famous nikita woman and an ordinary housewife.
I saw this clash of these two groups of water and oil.
Let's see, I'll have a cappuccino.
I'll have an ice oreo and some gum.
Hey, pass me the gum!
No way!
It's been tough ever since I started going to private school.
I don't even have money for my own clothes anymore.
It's always like that.
My own clothes are left behind.
Ah, I miss those days when I was single.
Back then, you could only spend money on your own clothes.
Hey, you dead bodies over there!
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen!
Good morning!
She said she was a corpse.
She said it. She did say it.
Hey, what is this?
It's a nikita woman.
Ah! The rumored nikita woman who reads too much nikita!
But she's just an ordinary housewife...
Wow! Same generation, water and oil!
Fighting is inevitable.
If you were born in the same generation...
Aim for adage and swim.
Then let me say it.
Ordinary housewives who have obtained happiness...
You're right!
It would be nice if you could say it's painful sometimes.
After marriage, happiness ends in the 80s.
Earn it yourself and polish yourself.
Aim for adage.
This is happiness!
A woman who denies marriage...
Just thinking of herself as an adage...
Written as "shiny woman"...
Higamijyo!
Neither of them have taken a step back.
Two groups of people of the same generation are going in the opposite direction!
Are you a beauty?
No, no, no.
Animalita.
In other words...
In addition to being expensive...
It has a cheap meaning.
It's a high-class adage.
Cheap meaning for you?
Cheap meaning for you.
Cheap meaning for you?
To adage safari park...
Ah! Welcome!
I dared to ask Yasuemi for three.
Adage, which you can't taste in a life where your husband and children are turned around, is what I got and asked Yasuemi for three sacks.
Oh, it's a normal housewife pushing me. What should I do?
Brands? No, no.
Dressing up in bargain and cheap clothes is what a senior housewife is like.
Housewife?
I dared to ask Yasumeno... I dared to ask Yasumeno...
I dared to ask Yasumeno...
Even if I'm naked, my heart doesn't hurt.
I want to pretend like I'm fine.
To be honest, I don't know if you're saying it well or not.
Slash boots?
It's a style up. Slash boots.
Hokkaido shoes?
Hokkaido shoes for daily wear.
Do you dare to Hokkaido?
I can't help it, but Hokkaido.
Oh...
Cherrykinnail.
Bluefin plus adequate Urahara cherrykinnail.
Slash boots?
A little too much.
Urahara slash boots.
Do you dare to slash boots?
If you want to laugh, laugh.
No, no, no, no.
There is room for sympathy in that slash boots.
Do you dare to slash boots and cherrykinnail?
Do you dare to...
Dream collaboration.
"Three Nikitas" for a new song.
"Three Chifutas" for that sherry gold.
They started a collaboration!
Don't you want to aim for "Nikitas"?
"Chifutas" and I are all children.
We're old, but we're women.
We can't forget fashion.
"Chifujos" don't know it.
Why do you aim for "Adages"?
Did you just ask "why"?
I did.
I have a question here.
Why do you aim for "Adages"?
Love is over.
It's sad, but let's end it.
Because there's no end.
Love is over.
There's no reason.
You said "there's no reason", but it's too long!
Can we ask you something?
What?
Why do you marry?
Love is over
I'm sad but
Let's end it
Because there's no end
Love is over
There's no reason
There's only one
For you
Love is over
I can say it with a smile
Because the time will come
I will love you
Because there's no end
Love is over
There's no reason
I will love you
I will chase you
In the end, we got a little closer and went home.
What? Are you still singing a little? Are you all singing a little?
Nice to meet you.
Why do I pay for it?
I will not forget you.
I'm already born. What are these people?
I'm a supporter.
You are a strong supporter.
Shut up!
I would like to ask you, ladies.
Are you going to be a housewife in the future?
Or are you going to be a woman?
Me?
I want to work hard and meet a good man.
Then I want to get married and have children.
I want you to look at yourself.
What am I saying?
I came to the origin.
I have been living and living by myself since I was 10 years old in 1939.
By the way, what is this?
It's Tachinko.
I don't think it's a bad thing for women to have the power to live with jobs.
There is a saying about femininity and masculinity, but I think it is necessary to live with humanity for a long time.
How about you, Chibana?
I want to get married and have children, but I think it's better for me to continue my work.
- In Niigata? - That's right.
- Chibana? - Chibana!
Ladies and gentlemen, what is your type, Chibana?
If you were to choose one of us, who would you choose?
- I like muscles. - If you were to choose one of us, who would you choose?
- Who would you choose? - Who would you choose?
- I'd like to choose Gekidan Hitori. - I'm so happy!
- Do you know why you chose him? - I don't know why.
- That's right! The reason is important! - Yes, the reason is...
- There seems to be a gap between us. - In terms of laughter and personality, one of you has a gap.
- I'm sorry to ask you first place, but can I ask you for the third place as well? - Since you're here!
- It doesn't suit you. - Don't come!
- It doesn't suit you. - Don't come! Don't come!
- Please! - Don't come!
- What? - Are you okay?
- Not at all! Not at all! - Are you okay?
- Are you used to it? - I'm totally fine!
- No, you're not. - Osawa-san.
- Osawa-san! - Sawamura!
Shimada-san, you're misunderstanding.
I too have a gap. I don't have a single pair of them at home.
Osawa-san, sit down, please.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry for apologizing so seriously.
It's funny how he realizes it's about him at that speed.
It's not like that!
This program was brought to you by Suzuki, Yamazaki Nabisco, and Lion.
At this moment when I'm angry, it's Mr. Sawamura's turn!
Hello.
Welcome!
Thank you.
Yes, it's a purchase of 1,666 yen.
Two thousand yen.
No, wait!
If you pay two thousand yen here, you'll get 334 yen in change.
From the clerk's point of view, three for 100 yen, three for 10 yen, and four for one yen.
It's really a lot of money for ten coins.
No, no!
I can't let such a busy girl spend that kind of money.
Okay, here's one thing.
I'll make one coin out of 500 yen coins, reduce the amount of coins I can count, and make it easier for her.
Just a moment, please.
Then, in order for it to be 500 yen coins, I'll make it 2,166 yen.
Yes, um...
Two thousand, one hundred...
Sixty-six...
Huh?
Two thousand...
Wait, wait, wait!
I did it!
What?
Then it's fine!
Then I'll make it two thousand.
Okay, I'll take it.
Three hundred...
Three...
Ah, what a hassle.
What's with you?!
Get out of here!
No, it's a hassle.
Is it a hassle?!
Now, will you cut it?
Won't you cut it?!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Will you cut it or not?!
Switch, on!
Which one?
Ah, you can almost cut it!
Wow, amazing!
Can I ask the person who can't cut it first?
You can't cut it either, right?
That's right.
Okura-kun, you purposely didn't cut it so you could move around, didn't you?
Why, why, why didn't you cut it?
It's a hassle.
It's a hassle to cut it!
You can't cut it!
You can't cut it all!
It's a hassle for everyone to talk about me like this.
What's with you?!
Illy-san, you can't cut it either?
Illy-san can't cut it.
It's not limited to convenience stores.
When I pay with cash, I always feel like I'm spending less.
It feels like I'm spending less.
I know!
I feel like I'm spending less, so even if you say something like "chi", I feel like I'm spending less.
Has it been like that for a long time?
Yes, I can't really see it.
It's not limited to the cashier.
Do you get angry?
I'm the type of person who doesn't get angry.
I rarely get angry, but when I'm working, I don't like people who aren't professionals at work.
If you work hard and you can't do it, it's like that, but if you say "chi" without working hard, the manager will call you.
You should stop saying "chi" while laughing.
I used to work at a convenience store register.
At that time, if you gave me 500 yen worth of cinnamon for 1 yen, I could live on 500 yen.
I was told "chi".
Even if you get the name wrong, I won't cut it.
You're making fun of me!
It's been a while since I said "chi".
Why do you go to such a wonderful and interesting high school?
It's hard for me to endure it.
I want to be happy!
Kazuki Taamura's way of living...
I'm not having fun! I'm living!
You're wrong!
You're wrong by your full name!
Next up is this person's reproduction.
When I'm angry, it's Megumi's turn.
Hey, fold it in your own size.
Sorry, sorry.
You said "sorry, sorry" before, too!
Alright!
You're always quick, Miracle Pizza!
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Come on!
You're so rough!
What's with this folding technique?
You're so rough!
Don't mess with me!
Fold it properly!
Come here for a second.
What?
Fold it properly.
Will you cut it or not?
Will you cut it or not? Switch on!
Cut...
Let's start with you.
I like shoes.
They are important to me.
But I step on them without thinking about it.
But I put my shoes on the shelf.
Why do you fold your shoes like that?
I get angry.
Do you know how to fold shoes?
It's delicate.
It's common sense.
How about you, Konita?
I don't know.
I'm shocked.
I'm not good at folding shoes.
I don't like being told that.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I think I should do it like this.
I think you cut it.
It's not delicate.
How do you cut it?
As logical as possible.
Are you mad at me?
She made a joke about you.
Thank you!
You don't cut it.
I don't cut it.
If I get mad at you,
I don't know when you will run away.
You know it.
I don't cut it.
If you don't cut it, you will explode someday.
I don't cut it.
You don't cut it?
I made a mistake.
I was shocked.
Let's move on.
The moment I disappeared.
Taka and Toshi's case.
It's good here.
Isn't it? I'm glad.
What's wrong?
You don't look well.
I failed an important presentation.
I get confused easily.
I know you do.
You are like me.
You work hard,
but you get confused easily.
You are right.
But if you push yourself too hard,
it means you are trying too hard to move forward.
If you think it doesn't matter from the beginning,
you won't be able to do anything.
I heard this from my senior.
In that case, you should...
Excuse me!
Your glasses are open. Can we use the same one?
But you're wearing the best one!
We'll use the same one.
So, what was it?
In that case, you should...
Excuse me!
What was it?
In that case, you should...
I'm sorry.
Now, can you hear me? Can you not hear me?
Can you hear me or not? Switch on!
This is a little difficult, isn't it?
That means you can't say anything, right?
That's right. I'm inviting you to listen to me.
When you're suddenly talking about something important...
and you're being dragged around like this...
Oh, shit! Bobby!
Can you not talk normally?
When you're talking seriously...
Do you have a problem with women?
I don't think so.
It's like when you're drinking.
Well, well, well...
Women do that a lot.
It's not about talking.
You're singers, so when you're singing...
and you're being dragged around like this...
That makes you mad, doesn't it?
That doesn't make you mad.
I hate men who talk like that in that situation.
If you talk like that...
I'll be mad too.
I'm not mad.
That's rare.
You're mad.
Next up is this person.
When I got mad...
Chibana Kurara's case.
Yes?
Sorry for making you wait.
I just got home.
I was just about to cook.
Wow, this is fun.
Then I'll have Tomo-kun wash these vegetables.
All right!
I'll do it.
All right!
This is just the beginning.
Wow, this vegetable has a lot of mud on it.
You have to wash the vegetables properly.
Wow, this frying pan is really heavy.
It's a good frying pan.
Ouch!
The knife must be heavy, too.
I'll do it!
This is rough.
Can you cut it? Can you not cut it?
Ladies and gentlemen, switch on!
Many people can't cut it.
It's totally different from the situation abroad.
I like "fifty-fifty".
I see.
You can do it naturally.
How about you, Taki?
Can you cut it?
I don't like people who make me food with a natural attitude.
I want people to know that it's hard work.
I think it's delicious when we make it together.
I see.
You're thinking about it.
That's a good idea, isn't it?
What?
That's a good idea!
It's another of your embarrassing expressions.
What?
It's an image.
Here is today's post.
A 28-year-old instructor gave it to me.
I know how she feels because of her cuteness.
The soccer school I started coaching at the other day...
...was full of fierce women's fights every day.
Good job!
Are you used to it now?
Yes, I'm used to it now.
It must be tough for these mothers.
You don't have to worry about it yet.
Sometimes, personally...
Good job, coach Okura!
Good job!
Shinagawa-san and Shioji-san, which one of you...
Coach, how is my shooter?
Oh, it's good, isn't it?
You were protecting it very well today.
Right, shooter? Do your best!
How long are you going to protect it?!
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Not at all.
How long is my shooter going to be a back-up?
How long is he going to be a plain back-up?
Well, you know...
My husband is not the type of person who attacks too much.
He has a life like a back-up, so...
I think it's more suitable for a back-up...
No, no, wait a minute, mom.
It's not like that.
A shooter is good at cutting off an opponent's offense.
Cutting is good...
I hear that a lot from my mom, but...
I think it's not a beauty salon!
A back-up is basically plain, isn't it?
As expected of a footballer...
I think it's a difficult sport to get points.
What's wrong, Matsuhita-san?
It looks like you're in trouble.
Oh, no.
My shooter has improved a lot.
I hope you'll think about your position soon.
What? Is your shooter going to be a back-up?
Your cut is the best!
That's right!
Our Kaito shoots like an idiot...
A back-up isn't a bad thing, is it, coach?
It's better than not getting a back-up...
Junta-kun is a man of defense!
You're treating me like a kid!
No, no, that's not it.
A back-up is also a very important position...
Coach, can you look at this?
It looks like you've gotten good at shooting lately.
Junta-kun, show me.
Pew!
Your mom said it, didn't she?
No, she didn't!
Pew!
Your mom said it, didn't she?
No, she didn't!
Pew!
Come on, Leo!
You can't do back-ups in such a small space!
You're good!
You're good, Leo!
You can't do it in such a small space!
Mom!
You don't have to do it.
Is that so?
You don't have to teach me that now.
That's not good!
Mom, that's not good!
Coach, please tell me your address.
And what do you like to eat?
Is that really not allowed?
It's not fair, Ms. Matsushita!
It's feelings! It's just feelings!
It's up to you how you interpret those feelings!
Ham? Or sweets?
As I thought, you're a man, so it's ham!
No, it's not like that...
How are you going to interpret those feelings, coach?
No, I don't eat things like that beforehand.
You're lying! If you eat something delicious, you'll definitely eat it!
I won't eat it!
So you're going to make me your forward, right?
That's not true!
Then please teach me too!
Please teach everyone equally!
And if you're late in anything, please judge me!
If you're all late, I'll be left behind!
I won't be able to get any points!
I said, don't be late!
You don't have to get any points!
It's a school test, right?
It seems like you're getting twice as many points as me...
Doesn't that have anything to do with soccer?
Isn't it okay for everyone to have different abilities?
Are you saying that I'm young?
That's not what I'm saying!
Coach...
Don't you have any talent for soccer, coach?
Don't cry, mom!
Mom, don't cry in front of a child!
Are you trying to make me cry, Matsushita-san?
That's not fair!
Even you, Sakai-san, are like that!
When I told my dad that I was going to quit, he said I was going to die.
Mom!
Is it true?
Didn't you say that you were too energetic and your salary was too low?
You lied to me!
Ouch!
Get out of here!
Then we should all attack!
Everyone should do their own thing!
Oh, is there such a name?
No, there isn't...
I'm surprised by your personality, but can you do me a favor?
Everyone...
Excuse me!
School is always like this, and recently I can't sleep every day without alcohol.
(Punch)
(Laughter)
This is something Hideki-san will have to deal with.
Do you know how you feel?
I don't know.
What?!
I don't know at all.
If you're going that far...
I think it would be weird for a parent to come out.
Wasn't that the case just now?
No, it wasn't.
Huh...
The moment you think you're a parent idiot...
A parent idiot is a parent idiot.
But it's different from this type of parent idiot.
Hideki-san, when do you think you're a parent idiot?
Hmm...
Well...
Of course...
You listen to everything a kid says, don't you?
(Laughter)
Well, I've been like this for a while now...
The first time I went to kindergarten...
It was an explanation session.
It was the first time I went to an explanation session since I was born.
I went there properly.
My hair...
I didn't know what to do.
They say that's important.
I want to eat it, but I...
I really gave it away too much.
(Laughter)
Here it is.
Oshimu Goroku-san, 23 years old.
We received it from an entertainer.
As an entertainer...
In order to bloom flowers...
I had a plan...
To make my cute but disgusting rival...
Blossom flowers for me.
Female entertainer...
Her loveless battle...
I am an entertainer of a certain production company...
But in this world...
The conflicts of ugly women...
Are spreading every day.
Star!
Phew...
I've finally arrived.
This is the general's room, isn't it?
This is where I met him for the hundredth time...
Nukiyoshi...
And...
Ugh!
Oh!
A bright purple!
Come out!
Come out, you ugly woman!
Ninja arts...
I'll turn you around!
Boom!
She's gone...
Where did she go?
Ah!
She's there!
I'm sorry...
I was fixing my makeup.
Why?
Please go out with me!
What are you doing here?
I'm quitting!
Thank you!
We were "Inabombers"!
Ah!
It's boring!
Ah!
I couldn't laugh even a little...
Die!
No, no, no!
Apologize before you die!
Thank you...
I'm sorry...
I stepped on my own feet!
Ah!
I said it's boring!
What's with you, you idiots?!
No, teacher...
What was wrong with me?
Ah!
What was...
Ah!
It's all wrong with me!
Ah!
Hey, shut up!
What's with "Inabombers"?
If you stretch it out like that...
As the times go by...
It'll only get worse and worse!
What's with you?!
Then, starting tomorrow...
I'll be a doctor's assistant!
That's why!
That way of thinking is wrong!
You idiot!
Listen up!
As the times go by...
I'm sorry!
Ah!
I stepped on it again!
Gah!
I told you it's boring!
You look like you're going to kill me!
Stand up, you idiots!
Take this!
Clap!
Bang!
You!
Alright!
Then, shall we say "korokoro neko manma"?
Here we go!
One, two...
Hey!
Hello!
We are "korokoro neko manma"!
Nyan nyan!
Let's start with some manzai, Mana Mana!
Yes!
Merci!
Bonjour!
Bonsoir!
Huh? French?!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
My stomach is going to burst! My stomach is going to burst!
Let the match game begin!
Don't call me that. You're cute, so I'm just taking advantage of you.
I don't want to see you get serious.
Damn it! This child has no manners. How annoying!
Are they not going to die?
Should we kill them?
I heard they were about to drop them this morning.
Stop it! This is the last one!
This is the last one!
And so we carried out a plan to lure Korokoro Neko Manma in.
It's a hand-held plan.
But will it work?
Don't worry! According to my thorough investigation,
Konishi's preferences, Endo's preferences, and Sakai's preferences,
Shouji is just perfect!
And you two just got dumped and came here!
But still...
I'm counting on you, you two!
But you know, if we dump her and lure her in,
we won't know what's going on.
You won't know?
A woman entertainer says,
If you find someone you like, it'll be boring.
That's absolutely not true!
Think about it!
Before you find someone you like,
you'll be like, "Booyah! Booyah!"
I see...
As a result, you won't be able to play the game.
And in the end, you'll say, "I'm quitting being an entertainer. I'm falling in love."
I see...
Then, shall we practice for the concert?
Okay!
Today, I had my first date with a girl I met online.
I haven't seen her face yet, but she said she was a little innocent.
What kind of girl is she?
Tomo-san!
Are you farting?
You're so innocent!
All right!
The plan is perfect.
Over?
It seems so.
Over?
By the way, this outfit...
Isn't it too obvious?
Over?
You caught me!
I don't want to play baseball.
I definitely don't want to play baseball.
Is it out?
One person?
I don't want to be decided!
Can't you catch me?
Is it big?
Over?
Thank you.
Over?
Good!
You're good at it!
It's sunny tomorrow.
We're going to fight gorillas in Gachinko.
Gorilla's punch is coming!
Over?
Good!
Next!
Korokoro, Nekomama, let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Hello!
We're Korokoro and Nekomama!
We're at the scene where an insect lady appears.
If you're here, an insect lady will appear by impersonating insects.
She's here!
This is embarrassing.
What are you doing in a place like this?
Hey!
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
The operation is progressing smoothly and they're trying to catch up.
They wrote their names as "falling in love maidens".
Today is a day off for maidens.
I saw you walking with a man just now.
Indeed, we were about to win.
But...
Yes, so...
If you two come to the theater tonight, it will be perfect.
You two can't come out, can you?
More importantly, is the story okay?
My teacher, who never laughed at me, laughed a little.
If you suddenly fart, you'll laugh.
That's right.
Okay, see you!
See you!
Thank you!
See you!
Oh, right!
Will you give me something when you're done?
Oh, you're right!
Then I'll treat you to grilled meat!
Oh, it's not like that...
Um...
I want to go on a date with you, Yuki-chan.
What?!
Please think about it!
I slipped again today! I slipped again today! I slipped again today!
I don't care!
Thank you! Thank you very much!
And on the day of the performance...
Next up is the two girls who throw girls around with their hard jokes,
Inaba Uwazu and Hankacchi Oujo!
(Applause)
Ah, today is the first date with a girl I met online!
I haven't even seen her yet, but she said she was a little innocent!
I wonder what kind of girl she is!
Good morning!
Eh?
Good morning!
In the end, I started dating him, and now I'm thinking of becoming a reporter.
Good morning!
You'll see!
Thank you very much!
Eh?
(Gunshots)
(Laughter)
If you're a woman entertainer and you're in a special world like Mars, you know how it feels, right?
Once, when I was in N.A.C., I really stopped going out with girls.
I went out with girls in N.A.C., and I stopped going out with girls.
You went out with girls in N.A.C.?
Yes!
What about you, Takatushi?
I've been with girls in N.A.C.
Oh, you've been dating girls in N.A.C.?
Yes!
How was it?
It was difficult.
It was heart-breaking.
It's different from other girls.
We understand each other's pain.
We go to the same theater and slide together.
That night, we asked each other for gummies.
We asked each other for gummies.
Is it okay?
I think it happens in the world of actors, too.
For example, in a love scene, you say, "Mr. Sawamura," or "Mrs. Sawamura," and so on.
I'm used to it,
but I can never do it because of the setting of the role and the relationship with the role.
Oh, really?
I can't say it's heart-breaking.
What about you, Sachiko?
Do you know how it feels?
It's hard for someone you like to kiss you, even if it's for a play.
Can you say it?
I can't say it at all.
Oh, really?
I've done it in a love scene.
What?
With you?
That's great!
We worked together in a drama.
But there aren't many love scenes.
When I read the script, there's a love scene and I'm like, "What should I do?"
I'm looking forward to it.
I've been thinking about how I should do it since the day before.
You have a plan, don't you?
Has your eroticism been transmitted?
It's a battle of past girls.
Let's listen to Chibana from "Guest."
"Ms. Universe" Women's Battle World Championships
"Ms. Universe" World Championships
It's a battle with women from all over the world.
"Ms. Universe" Women's Battle World Championships
Oh! Japan?
Yes! Japan!
From Poland!
Poland?!
Oh! From Dominica!
Dominica?!
Yes! From St. Matthew!
St. Matthew?!
"Ms. Universe" is about competing for beauty, so let's do our best!
Yes! As you wish!
That's right! No cheating!
No cheating!
Yes!
Oh! The director, Mr. Scott!
Jesus! You're cheating!
"Battle World" Appeal Battle
Ouch!
Hi, Scott.
I want to touch your muscles one more time.
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Oh, no! The electricity!
What kind of play do you want to be in?
I want to touch your muscles one more time.
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Poverty! Poverty!
That was a great appeal!
I want to appeal, too! But what should I do?
What should I do?
High! High! High! High!
And high! And high! High!
I can't high!
Winner!
Scott is gay, so there's no point in appealing sexy!
I give up!
Are you gay?
Yes.
I'm sorry, master.
I'm Scott's assistant.
Burland!
Hi, Scott!
I'm ready for rehearsal.
Oh, no!
Then, appeal with your b-boy and dance!
Fuck!
And in rehearsals, there's a fight like this...
The choreography you just did was right for her, so do it like her!
And now, look at me!
Yes, yes, yes! Yes! O-kay!
Yes! Now, Scott, can you put some music in and give it a try?
Yes! Music!
Hey!
You idiot, what are you doing?! I'm telling you to dance with everyone!
Do you think I'm stupid, you bastard?!
Don't say "bastard"! Say "bastard", you bastard!
What's wrong with you?! What's wrong with you, you idiot?!
W-what's this? Hey, what's wrong with you?!
Wow! Appear in front of her and dance!
So this is Miss Universe!
Hey, I'm telling you to dance with everyone!
H-hey, don't run away! Hey!
What's wrong with you?! Hey!
Don't run away! Hey! Don't run away!
Huh? Huh? What's this?
What's this? Hey, Scott!
Say something!
Scott is happy!
I have to go! I have to go in front of her!
I'm sorry...
Music!
You're dancing too!
You're the weirdest! Don't kick me!
Listen up! It's no use dancing differently and showing off!
Because we're gay!
It doesn't matter!
If we don't win this battle, we can't win in the real thing!
In the real world, we have to win against all the deshabari girls in the world!
And...
The real thing...
What do you think of this national costume, based on the armor of the Sengoku Shogunate?
The audience's attention was directed at me. This is truly an idea of victory.
I certainly received the best award.
♪ I believe in miracles when I believe in you
It's big.
Move away. It's big, so move away!
Hey!
Big!
Move away. It's big, so move away!
Hey! Move away!
It's big!
It's big, so move away!
By the way, I was chosen as the best in this national costume.
Hey, move away!
Hey!
KURARA CHIBANA 24 JAPAN
It's not always good to wear a costume, but my lesson is that it's better to wear it than not to show it off.
It's cool.
It's really cool.
What did you think of it?
That's the national costume department.
They all wear really big costumes.
As long as it's big, it's okay.
As long as you stand out on stage, it's okay.
But you're really...
Yes, yes, I'm reproducing it properly.
I was really surprised.
There's a scene where we all stand together on stage in that costume.
They're all really big, so if you overlap them a little, you can't see each other.
That's right.
That's when the battle happens.
Like this?
I can't see you anymore.
You say, "Move three steps closer."
That's where it starts.
You say, "Well, well, well, why don't you both move one and a half steps closer?"
You praise me like that.
KURARA's costume is really cool.
It's real.
To be honest, when I wore Dominica's costume, I thought it was slippery.
This is the moment I decided!
Here is today's topic!
When I'm angry, I'm like this!
Today is...
the long-awaited date day!
First of all, let's have fun shopping.
When I'm in a good mood and picking out stuff,
surprisingly, our hands come into contact!
At that moment!
Mamisha...
I've been hiding you...
No, not yet!
There's no way love is this sticky and light!
Next up is my match at the restaurant for dinner.
Then, with an open hearted girlfriend,
I say love's words!
I love you!
Not yet! Not yet!
What are you in a hurry for?!
Love, be more careful!
Lastly, the night view.
I gently turn my shoulder.
Mamisha looks down.
Their love's voltage is at its maximum.
That's where you say those words!
I love you!
This is it!
By the way,
shouldn't you say 'I love you' at the last minute?!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry again!
Are you angry?
No, not at all!
You're not angry?!
I love that about you!
Not yet!
It's too early for you to say you love me!
That!
Those eyes of yours!
My type!
You love me, you love me!
Um...
Shall we?
I never held hands with you before!
Will you go away or not?
"Audience, turn on the "can you go away or not?" button!"
Huh? Just one?
That's scary!
I really want to say this.
Women often say 'I love you' and 'I love you' all the time...
So, that important word just drops.
Women ask me "Do you like me?"
Yes, I do.
Why do you all look so good?
No, it's not like that.
I don't think it's like that.
I've been talking about it for a long time, but Matsushita doesn't look good at all.
But I'd like to say that women aren't that bad even though they say "mood, mood".
But it depends on the person, right?
How about you, Saki?
I'm too embarrassed to say it, but I'd like you to say it.
I'd like to ask you, but what makes you happy when you say you like me?
I don't know what makes me happy.
There are more things you need to be serious about.
But, for example, you say you like me every morning and every night.
But if you say you like me the moment you die after 40 years of hanging out with me...
I'm sorry, but it's too much work for me.
Let's move on.
This is the next one.
When I'm angry, I'm sad.
Oh, Ei-chan.
I ran out of paper, so I asked you to use the one in the shelf.
Oh, you didn't?
Oh, I'm sorry.
So, what were we talking about?
Well, you know, Tomoharu-kun failed at work and he's really depressed.
You know, you don't get depressed no matter what you do after work.
Forget about work! You're not like a man! Right, Ei-chan?
That's right!
You really are an ugly man!
Come on, cheer up!
Oh, I'm sorry.
What?
When I'm angry, I'm sad.
You're the one who makes me sad the most.
What's wrong?
No, it's nothing.
Now, will you cut it or not?
Ladies and gentlemen, will you cut it or not? Switch on!
This is a good one.
Yuu-san, why can't you do it?
I don't know if you're being careful or not, but I'm not good at it.
On the contrary, I have to follow you.
Weird pressure!
I'm not good at making people feel that way.
What about you, Satsuko-san?
To be honest, it doesn't matter if you cut it or not.
But men don't use a machine gun or something like that.
If you use a toilet paper, you have to use a bigger one, right?
And you have to do it like this.
I can't do it like that!
Okay, let's do it.
Here it is.
When I'm angry, Hideki Takahashi is angry!
Well, it's important to be able to cut a period drama.
I'm counting on you!
It's okay.
Have you ever done a period drama?
Well...
It's not that I don't have any experience.
But I've done a lot of plays and movies.
So I think I can do it.
Oh...
I'm counting on you!
Thank you.
Your laughter is slow.
Oh...
Okay, excuse me.
Good evening.
Okay, let's check it out.
Check it out?
Oh, sure.
Okay.
Okay, first of all...
Okay.
Aim at the head and shoot it.
Okay, stop it!
Okay, cut it!
I'm counting on you!
It's totally fine.
I'm counting on you.
What's wrong with you?
You shouldn't say that!
Hey!
Did you see that?
What a cute face you have.
Stop it, please!
What a cute face you have.
Stop it, please!
Help me!
Someone, help me!
There's no way someone will come to help you!
Who's there?!
Born of a peach...
Momotaro!
Dammit!
Come!
Hey! Get him!
Get him!
Hey!
Never mind.
Ouch!
I said I can do it!
Sh-shigeki san?
S-sorry. Um...
Ouch!
You idiot!
Momotaro?
Now, can you cut it? Can you not cut it?
Can you cut it or not? Switch on!
Can you cut it or not? Just one person!
What's with you?!
Can you cut it or not? Can you not cut it or not?
You can't cut it, can you?!
It's not like that!
Even if you're young, you can come up and say, "I'm doing a lot of stage work, so please leave it to me."
And you can be reckless and say, "Hey, one person, do something funny."
If you come up like that, you can cut it.
You can cut it!
That's how it is!
But you said "cut" just now, so...
Excuse me!
What is it?
When I think about whether I lost to this person or not, it really makes me sad!
Look, you practice and practice and...
If you try hard and make a mistake, it's a different story, right?
That's right.
But if you do it like that...
Well, I can do it myself. I'm doing it.
If you come up like that and say, "Come here," and dodge like this...
If you don't come up like this and come up like this...
It's like, "bwaah," and you're like, "bwaah."
I've done it before.
That's right.
If you make a mistake and hit your hand...
It'll heal in an instant.
You sound like an actor.
Rin-san, you bumped into me because you're an erotic book.
Let me talk like an actor for a little bit!
I understand.
Is that so?
Hmm...
It's like...
How do I say it?
Your attitude and...
It hurts you.
When you stand around, you never hurt your core.
It's a rule of thumb.
It's natural.
If you hit me with your sword or something like that...
When you try to dodge...
If you hit me like this...
I'll raise my legs and dodge.
But if you hit me where I dodged...
You're dodging?!
But even then...
You'll get angry, right?
No, so...
With a kind face...
But you don't get angry while laughing, do you?
No, I try to be kind...
If you're serious about it, you'll end up like this.
Wow!
I'll cut your autograph...
I won't let you say goodbye to your partner...
If you don't know how painful it is...
You won't be able to move on.
Here it is.
In this moment when I lost my temper,
In Kobayashi Sachiko's case...
That person...
I wonder why that person...?
I wonder why that person...?"
At concerts and regional festivals, I often have these thoughts.
Well, today's concert was also wonderful, Sachiko- san!
Thank you!
And about tomorrow's schedule...
Ah, I'm sorry. I want to relax, so can you leave me alone? I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
Well, see you later.
Okay.
Excuse me!
Thank you very much!
Sachiko-san!
Thank you for coming to the concert! You must be very busy!
Well, please take your time and rest.
Well, excuse me!
Please go ahead.
Well, have a good time!
Thank you very much!
Sachiko-san, I think it's great!
It's a local grilled fish!
Please eat it!
Well, please go ahead!
Please eat it!
Well, please go ahead!
Excuse me! I'm very sorry!
Well, have a good time!
Well, excuse me!
- What is it? - Here you go, Sachiko-san!
Will you cut it or not?
Ladies and gentlemen, will you cut it or not? Switch on!
Will you cut it or not? Will you cut it or not? Will you cut it or not? Will you cut it or not?
- Sachiko-san! - Yes!
That VTR is my partner, but in the end, my eating habits change one by one with Nakai-san.
- It's a long story. I went to see her face. - That's right!
I really wanted to remove my makeup, but I went to see her face.
When I had no makeup on, she said, "Sachiko Kobayashi, if you remove your makeup, you can't do it."
- I understand how you feel, but... - That's right.
- This is a difficult part, isn't it? - That's right.
Well, just say it, Sachiko Kobayashi. "You're a pain in the ass."
- It's different from you! - "You're a pain in the ass."
- If you say it while laughing, it doesn't make sense. - "You're a pain in the ass."
When someone came to me before and said, "It was like this," or "It was like that," I couldn't say anything anymore.
Can you say, "You're a pain in the ass"?
- It's different from you! - It's different from you!
I think this applies not only to women, but also men.
- Genki-san, too. - I'll say it clearly.
- Will you say it? - I'll say, "Shut up."
Gentai Miracle Shot!
We're going to borrow our phones from our guests, and we're going to take a look at some of the photos we took with our phones!
Show us!
Wow, there's a lot!
Wow, it looks amazing!
Let's start with this photo.
What is this?
It's a movie.
This is it!
You know what it is, don't you?
I went on a trip to Hokkaido the other day.
Hokkaido, is it?
It's called Kushialoko in Hokkaido.
Who said that?
It's a one-man trip.
Huh? A one-man trip to a movie theater?
There's no movie theater in Hokkaido.
Why?
What is it about me?
It's about me going on a one-man trip.
How did you take this photo?
This is a self-timer.
It's lonely.
Someone took it!
It's lonely!
Wait a minute.
You made this face with a self-timer and took it yourself?
That's right.
It's lonely!
I took it about ten more times.
Now, let's look at the next photo!
Yes!
Who is it?
This is also by herself.
Megumi-chan!
Megumi-san!
We've been eating really good food together for about ten years now.
We dress up a lot even when we're not working.
We dress up like girls and go all out.
This is at a restaurant above a hotel.
Wow, look at this fork!
Wow, it's like this!
We say "wow, wow!" and eat.
I know you're into cooking, but look at this fork!
We get surprised at everything.
We go to an amusement park and say "wow, wow!" like this.
It's a new story, but how much did you spend that day?
The three of us!
Today!
Well...
Number ten!
But you work hard for it, right?
That's right!
Here's the next picture!
Oh, Toshi!
Yes, this is Gremlin's childhood figure.
How did you get it?
I like figures, and when I was about twenty-one, I was quite addicted to figures.
So when I was on a date with my girlfriend, I took a figure and said, "This is nice!"
Then on Toshi's birthday, she threw me my birthday party.
Then the clerk said, "I want it!"
She was walking with this figure with a ribbon in front of her.
Oh, it's Gremlin!
Then the clerk came up to me and said, "Gremlin, we have an order for you."
So she went to the store first and told the clerk about it and said, "Please bring it later."
But I didn't know about it, so I said, "No, it's not this table."
So the clerk said, "Oh!"
And she said, "Oh, no! I'll give it to you! I'll give it to you!"
Oh, you're giving it to me! Thank you!
You wanted to be smart!
So I have such a wonderful memory.
Here is Toshi's picture.
Here is another picture.
It's a little complicated.
This is about a tatami mat.
The brush is also very thick.
The tip of the brush is like this.
Here is the next picture.
Who is this?
I suddenly thought it was an erotic picture.
This is an erotic insect found in Setagaya.
This was caught in Setagaya.
Here is the next picture.
This is me.
This was caught in a car seat.
I like sunglasses very much.
How many do you have?
I have about 100.
I change it depending on the season.
This was caught in a car.
This is red leather.
This was caught in a car.
Where did you get caught in a car?
This is a red leather.
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I like Western food very much.
I'm a Syrian type.
Here is the last message.
Every time I go back to my hometown, my family has a war like this.
Isn't that enough?
No.
Even if it's not like that, I'll forget it soon.
What is your favorite food?
Salad.
Do you always clean up the house?
I always clean up before I go.
Do you study properly?
My mom teaches me a lot of things.
That's good.
Did you go somewhere this summer vacation?
I only went to this pool one day.
Wait a minute.
You just went to Hawaii the other day.
Are you stupid?
You should know that.
I'm sure she'll say, "Oh, you want us to go with you, don't you?"
Wait a minute.
If you catch someone's mother, you can't blame her, can you?
I'm sure your annoying sister will say that, too.
We only go to the park.
It's okay.
My sisters also go out and play.
No.
I'll keep going.
Will you buy me clothes?
No.
I wear one shirt for a week.
My mom is a teacher, so I only wear what my friends give me.
Don't lie to me.
Your brand clothes are overflowing with our clothes.
What kind of poor family are you trying to show me?
Be quiet!
Because all the stories so far are lies.
I've never eaten lasagna!
Hey, seriously, don't get in my way!
But I do all the chores and cleaning!
Come on, stop it!
Just because you're at home doesn't mean you should be grateful!
I get it!
Are you kind, mama?
I don't think there's anyone kinder than me.
Yesterday, they called me "bossatu" and "seibo".
That's good, that's good!
You'll get caught!
I always ride into my family like this, but...
How is it, Yuki-kun? Is it good?
But, well, you always eat mama's delicious home- cooked food, so isn't it good?
No way, mama!
Yuki-kun, what does mama like?
Lasagna!
That's easy. You're amazing, mama!
It's such a simple dish!
Oh, is it? Then you'll have to make it for me tomorrow.
I hate Western food.
Oh, that's too bad. I wanted to treat you.
I hate it, so I'm counting on you.
How do you make it? I want to make it.
Huh? You can make it?
It's easy, right? Tell me.
Well, you know...
You put cheese like this...
And you put it on top like this...
It's like meat sauce...
It's like seasoning...
This easy-to-understand woman didn't think she was cooking at all!
All right, I'll preach!
I'm home!
She said it with all her heart!
I'm home!
It's been a while!
Hello!
Naoki-kun, it's been a while!
You've gotten a little fat, haven't you?
You can tell?
I can tell!
Well, kids, go play on the second floor!
Okay!
Hey, you guys!
Don't scatter like last time!
Be careful!
Wait up!
Be careful!
Phew... that was close.
I didn't think she'd ask me how I made it...
Huh?
It had a hole in it.
Oh, no!
I'm a little worried, so I'm going up to the second floor!
What's with you? Have a seat! Take it easy!
This dance... what's it called?
Hula dance!
What's your favorite fruit?
Watermelon!
Fruit is...
Pineapple is really good!
It's really good with dressing!
You know a lot about it, Yuki!
Have you been to Hawaii?
Yes, I went the other day!
You know a lot about it!
Spa, resort, Hawaiians!
What?
Don't make a big deal out of it, Yuki!
This old man and his carelessness!
Hey, Mom!
Can we play outside now?
Sure, be careful!
You've grown up, Yuki!
Really?
But you're still small in class!
You too, Yoshihiro!
I'm not stupid just because I'm big!
That's not true!
Children's voices in the garden...
Oh, no!
They found me!
Miss?
It's about time...
Let's have some tea!
Yuki, what's this?
It's a set of Deli's snacks!
Hmm, Deli's...
Are Deli's good?
Yeah, I always eat hamburgers or smorgasbord!
I see...
Do you always go to Deli's?
Yeah, I go there every day!
To deliver newspapers!
Newspapers?
She's been delivering newspapers for years...
She's been helping us out!
No way!
She's pretty stubborn, that wife of hers!
You're amazing, Yuki!
Yeah!
She's stubborn and stubborn...
But she's still good at leading people!
Is this your mama's bag?
I don't know...
But I have a lot of the same ones at home!
The one with the double V, right?
Huh? What's that?
Louis Washington!
I mean, Batman!
We're saving money!
How long will this madness last?
I'm scared!
There are a lot of things you can't do unless you do it well with your family.
How about you, HIDEKI?
This is your husband's family now, isn't it?
Your wife's family is the easiest to live in.
Is that so?
If you take your husband's family with you, your husband will become a customer.
Everyone will take good care of you.
I see.
How about you, KUSAMI?
I love your family.
It's like Ryubujo.
Ryubujo?
The profession is cool.
Actors and entertainers are tough.
When I went to my wife's house for fun, I happened to turn on the TV.
I was drunk and said "An-an" with my nipples pinched.
I happened to say that.
I couldn't say it no matter how many times I drank.
If you say that, I'll go home after this show.
I'll do it myself.
I stole it from RINKO's pocket.
It's a special battle between women chosen by women.
SACHIKO.
I think it's really interesting.
It's wonderful.
It's a good pace.
Next time, let's do it with a controller.
Hmm.
Let's do it.
I like it, but I don't want to ride it.
Do you think you can ride that pace?
It's okay.
Don't ride it too much.
I'm the type of person who does it right away.
How was it?
What will you do this time?
My husband is a man.
There was RONA.
You don't have to worry about me so much.
I didn't talk at all today.
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