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The lowest love episode of July and August
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And the guest is...
Morohito Kurosaki!
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♪ When you want us, I can scoop you up ♪
Let me introduce our guests for today.
This is the first time since the show started.
This is the first time for SMAP.
The new drama "In love with a man's eyes" by Cudetstar.
Mr. Inagaki Igoro!
Hello!
Mr. Sasahashi Ito!
Hello!
It's a new drama.
A new drama.
It's called "In love with a man's eyes".
First of all, she's a heroine.
That's right.
Ms. Takahashi is a heroine.
No, I'm not.
I'm a mother who gave birth to an ugly man.
Megumin!
No, I'm not.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
Ugly man!
Ms. Takahashi, is it true?
Is it okay for me to say this?
It's true.
What kind of drama is it?
I'm a TV writer.
I met a fateful person.
As the title says, I'm in love with an ugly man's eyes.
As a representative of ugly men in Japan,
I'm going to reproduce the worst love that came from heaven.
I hope you all watch it.
A 23-year-old seller gave me this.
The other day, I forgot my friend was there and had a big fight with my boyfriend.
I want to get a capsule!
The other day, I forgot my friend was there and had a big fight with my boyfriend.
Hey, can you drink a little more? I'll make you some tea.
Don't worry about it, Yuki-san!
It's not a big deal!
Where did I put my apron?
I'm sorry!
It's a really nice room!
When I was alone, it was pretty messy.
But little by little, Yuki came and cleaned it up for me.
She's really nice!
Hey, stop it! It's like I didn't do anything!
Because you've never cleaned my room for me!
What are you talking about? I'll make you mess it up!
Hey, hey, hey! Don't fight!
I won't back down!
I'm sorry!
Naoki, wait!
What? You don't know where my apron is?
No, wait!
My apron is probably on the wall...
No, no, no! Come here for a second!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for a second!
What's wrong?
Don't worry about it!
Hey, what's this?
It's lipstick!
It's not mine!
What?
It fell under the bed!
Don't make it so obvious!
Look!
My friend is here, so we can talk later!
Are you cheating on me?
No, I'm not cheating on you!
You're right!
If you're lying, I'm going to eat your apron!
Okay, okay! Look, my friend is here!
If you're lying, I'm going to put ice in the aquarium you love so much!
Hey...
What did you say?
I said...
Don't you have a finger in your mouth?
You're lying and it's a sin!
I'm not lying!
Then what is this? What is this lipstick?
It's my mother's, right?
There's no way my mother would wear such a shameless lipstick!
Yeah! It's a broken one!
It's a new color, but it's a new color this spring, but it's just recently released!
Oh! Actually, I'm a woman's...
What?!
Then bring me that dress! Bring me the woman's dress you were wearing!
Who?!
Hey, Yuki-chan! I know you're not cheating, but I'll forgive you!
Sorry, it'll be over soon!
I'm happy!
Thank you, I'm fine!
Hurry up and bring me the woman's dress!
I remember now! You mistook it for a crayon and bought it!
What would a 35-year-old man do with a crayon?
Of course he'd imitate Shin-chan!
What do you think, Shin-chan?
What?!
Shin-chan doesn't say things like that...
He doesn't always have a crayon...
Then what is this?!
Oh! This is mine!
Men don't use things like this!
I use it to make my arms look bigger!
Arms! Arms up!
I don't know what "arms up" means, but I don't know what benefits it has!
That's right! White detectives use it too!
Here you go!
Right! Here you go!
Down!
1.5 and 1.1...
I won't throw it away!
Put me down!
Anyway, this is mine!
Okay!
You got something like this?!
Hey, Yui-chan...
I'm not someone who'd cheat on Tanaka!
Yashima...
Don't talk back!
By the way, I saw this man walking with another woman before.
Here you go!
No! No! No!
Hey, Tanaka!
I'm sure it's a woman!
Gaby!
Here you go!
Let me tell you...
Whose hair is this?!
I've never seen this hair before!
It's a new breed of cat!
I wonder where it is?
Tama?! Tama?! Tama?!
Don't just say whatever you want!
It's a new breed of cat! I wonder where it is?
Tama?!
Hey, hey, hey! Don't say anything good!
I wonder where it is?!
In the end, he still doesn't accept cheating.
Hey, you! Stop it!
Tama?!
Are you okay, Dutch?
Don't break my tools!
Ouch! That hurts!
That hurts!
Ouch! That hurts!
Wow!
That was a powerful punch at the start of the game.
That was cool.
The theme of the game is fighting, right?
Fighting.
Isn't there such a thing?
Yes.
What happens if you fight?
I have an image of not fighting.
That's right. I don't fight.
I'd pull him away.
Either way, I'd break myself.
I don't like the atmosphere of fighting.
Yes.
I don't like the exchange.
If you do this, will you get angry?
No, I've never gotten really angry.
What happens if you get told off by a woman?
I think I'd just leave.
You'd just leave.
Even though you're a smurf?
Then, um...
In smurfs...
Yes?
...do you fight?
Smurfs...
What?
Smurfs...
Smurfs fight...
When I was a teenager, there was one.
I don't have one, though.
In the city...
Yes.
...people would get involved.
Yes.
Back then, we didn't even have a manager.
We'd just walk around and watch TV.
Oh, I see.
Sometimes, in the city...
I'd get involved with popular guys.
We'd all go fight or something.
You'd go fight?
That's right.
What do you do in those situations?
I'd take notes by myself.
That's how it is.
Next up, we have a new drama starring actress Murakami Murakami.
Oh, really?
Please pay attention.
Albert, 25 years old, salaryman, wrote about it.
It's about her marriage and what happened at Bridal Este.
Bridal Este!
I came to see her getting married at Bridal Este.
We'll be done in a bit, so please wait.
Oh, um...
Since we're at Este, can we take a picture?
A picture?
Yes.
We only go to Bridal Este once in a lifetime.
As a commemoration...
Please wait a moment.
Your husband would like to take a picture as a commemoration, but...
My husband, huh...
We're almost done, but your wife would like you to...
Oh, really?
It's over here.
Oh, okay.
Sir, you're here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Naoki, you just had a back care, so you're beautiful now.
Oh, yes.
Congratulations on your marriage this time.
Thank you very much.
I'm kind of embarrassed.
As of today, we will end all three months of our bridal course.
How is it?
I highly recommend it.
As a result of all ten original cares, your marriage is just like this.
Oh, well, I don't know much about this kind of thing, but is it really beautiful?
Of course it is, Naoki.
Right, doctor?
Of course.
Tomoko is beautiful as you can see.
What's wrong?
Oh, I have hay fever. I'm sorry.
Oh, hay fever.
You're beautiful as you can see.
What's wrong?
I have hay fever.
Oh, is it that high today?
Nice to meet you, Dr. Sakai.
Oh, how about you, Tomoko?
Tomoko is really beautiful.
What's wrong?
Oh, I have hay fever.
Oh, you have hay fever, too?
Do you have hay fever, too?
Oh, I'm sorry. I knew you were beautiful.
Oh, and how about you, Tomoko?
Of course it is. Really.
What's wrong with you?
Oh, pollen, wow, it's flying all over.
No, it's indoors here.
Konishi-san, Natsuki-san?
Yes.
Oh, I'd like to ask you first.
Are you allergic to pollen?
No, I'm not.
Then, how about you, Tomoko?
Well, you know, Tomoko-san is really beautiful.
No, you're not allergic to pollen, are you?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you laughing at my fiancee?
No, I'm not.
No, you're not, even if you're allergic.
Oh, I see.
Then, how about you, Tomoko?
Tomoko-san is...
...beautiful as pollen.
Look at me and say it! Look at me!
Tomoko-sama is...
...beautiful as pollen.
That's enough!
What's wrong with you?
You want to change the wedding ceremony and become beautiful.
What's wrong with you?
It's your job to support such women, isn't it?
That's...
You laugh a lot.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry, Tomoko.
No problem.
Can I look at you?
Tomoko...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's been a while since we had a heroine.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
How was it?
Your feelings are amazing. I'm that kind of role now.
I lost a lot of emotions now.
Everyone is laughing at Murakami. I'm a little angry.
Everyone is laughing at Murakami.
What do you think of Murakami's cuteness?
He's very cute.
When I look at his facial expressions, they change all the time.
He's like a baby in cradle.
I feel like I'm being pinched.
Really?
I really think so.
It's the first time I've heard you say that.
I know. I know.
Let me say something cute while looking at Murakami's eyes.
Is it okay?
You're laughing!
I was a little embarrassed.
Close your eyes.
Murakami...
I really...
think you're cute.
It's the first time I've heard you say that.
Here's the next post.
It's a 23-year-old college student's post.
I'm sure no one knows me.
If I write too much about myself, it'll be a big deal.
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
Why are you lying?
I'm sorry. I have a part-time job. Go home.
What? Why all of a sudden?
I'm sorry. I forgot.
Why? Why?
I have a part-time job.
You don't have to do it today.
I can't. I'll get in trouble.
You're lying.
I'm sorry.
He sends a woman out at 11 a.m.
Sorry!
And walks over to another woman.
Yay!
Are you happy?
Yeah!
That's why I can't stop being full of myself.
Haha!
Hahaha!
I've done a blog about my full-time life.
The title is "My own blog".
The result is a surprisingly large number of likes.
But on the other hand, there are also some troublesome things.
Because...
Hey, isn't this blog interesting?
There are a lot of scenes that you can sympathize with.
Like "Oh, there is, there is".
Ah, of course...
There are some, right?
That's right.
There were so many likes that I couldn't stop looking at her.
But, you know...
I wonder if this person is okay, to be honest.
Ah, of course...
I think it's pretty bad.
Because she has double eyelids.
I'm a little sorry about that.
Of course.
A man with double eyelids is annoying.
I want to kill you.
But, you know...
It's interesting, isn't it?
From your point of view.
And you know...
In my opinion...
I think there are problems for women who do things like this.
You shouldn't say that.
What?
Huh?
This is bad.
I wonder if this blogger is smart.
The word "lingot gate" comes up a lot, doesn't it?
Oh, I see.
Oh, it comes up a lot, doesn't it?
Even in French movies.
Oh...
It's pretty bad.
Highway Joe
What's up, brother?
Don't wanna stop you.
Highway Joe
It's really bad.
At this rate, they'll find out I'm writing this blog.
Highway Joe
With that in mind, I came up with a strategy to get out of this pinch.
And that is...
It's been updated once every three days.
I think there will be a new development today.
Oh, I see.
Well, well, the update is...
It's been updated!
Huh? And we just updated it, didn't we?
Look!
Oh, you're right!
Oh, I feel like I've gained something!
Look! And we just updated it, didn't we?
You're right!
Update complete.
That's right.
I told my friend my password and name and decided to update his blog.
I didn't think I'd be the blog writer next to him.
It's been decided! It's been decided!
It's perfect!
Neither I nor my blog can do it anymore!
That's what I thought.
But still, you all write so well!
Huh? What's this?
Seriously?
Three days until his punishment.
He thought he could apologize within a month,
but he still hasn't repented.
And it seems like he's still going to continue blogging.
This is bad!
Seriously, you idiot!
Huh?!
Seriously, you idiot!
Wow!
Seriously, you idiot!
He's going to kill me!
After this, three days passed while I was worried.
I lost my love and my blog.
Seriously, you idiot!
What did you discover about yourself?
I don't really hide things.
I feel like you're lying.
It's not a lie. I don't really do it.
You don't?
That's right.
Not even within the group?
If it's within the group, it's just hiding things.
What kind of things do you hide?
Contact information.
Cell phone number.
Address.
Like, where you live.
What group you're in.
I don't really talk about privacy.
So you don't talk about privacy at all?
I think I've been doing it for over 15 years now.
You don't talk about your girlfriend or anything like that?
I don't ask or do anything like that.
It's not like I don't know her.
I really want to know her.
But I'm a little interested in her.
You're pretending like you don't know her.
You should ask her.
Do you have a girlfriend right now?
If you don't know her, you run away with a hair dryer.
I often run away with a hair dryer.
What about you, Rui?
What do you do when girls discover you're hiding things?
Even if it's not a bad thing,
if girls find out you're hiding things, you'll get hurt.
That's exactly right.
So you have to hide it.
Even if you have one hair,
it feels like it's related to your country or your career.
It feels like it's related to your country or your career.
You look at her like you can't say it.
Miracle, have you ever been caught hiding things?
If you think you're going to be caught hiding things,
you're like an animal that doesn't work.
If you think you're going to be caught hiding things,
you'll hide it no matter what you do.
No matter what you do?
You can put oil on tempura.
Let's continue.
I received this message from a 24-year-old salaryman.
It was a regrettable incident that he regretted being arrogant even though he had a girlfriend.
I have a girlfriend of three years.
In fact, she often went to a clubhouse.
Cheers for today!
Cheers!
I won't give it back even if I run out of battery.
If you run out of battery, where will you stay?
Where do you want to stay?
Can I say it?
Does anyone have a boyfriend?
We don't have a boyfriend!
Really?
By the way, she...
We don't have a boyfriend!
Really?
We don't have a girlfriend for more than three years!
That's why we came here today to look for a girlfriend!
Since we don't have a girlfriend and we don't have a boyfriend, let's drink today!
Cheers again!
However, after this, the biggest crisis of my life came to me.
It's our anniversary!
It has nothing to do with our anniversary!
Let's drink!
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Shall we go?
King game!
You don't want to ride it?
Yeah!
You must answer any embarrassing question now.
And you must obey any rude or bad order.
Okay?
For example, a sudden kiss?
No!
A sudden hotel trip with the king?
No!
It's definitely not about the king.
Okay?
It's not about you.
Come on, come on.
Come on!
King, come on!
Come on, King!
Come on!
Ready?
King, who is it?
Roche!
I am the king!
(Laughs)
From the beginning, the king and number four are...
From that customer.
Everyone, please drink!
Who? Do you know me?
Not at all. Nice to meet you.
Can I drink?
Yes! I'm just watching and having fun, so please drink more!
Hey! You should say something like me.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hurry up and say the king's order!
What will the king and number four do?
(Laughs)
Nike... Nike...
I don't need a joke like that.
It's not a joke. Nike is enough.
Hey, you should have said it from the beginning.
What?
You should have said it from the beginning.
Hey, you should have said it from the beginning! You should have said it from the beginning!
You should have said it from the beginning!
What did you really like?
Then, I'll drink it.
You will drink it?
You're drunk, aren't you?
Here...
It's a place where you get drunk after drinking.
I'm going home!
What? Really?
I'm sorry!
Can we join you too?
She really wants to play that game.
No, you can't!
Let's do it.
Oh, you all want it?
Okay, if you have time, do you want to do it?
King, king.
King, come on!
Okay.
Then, who is the king?
Oh, it's me!
I'm the king!
It's your first time, so don't skip it!
I'll announce it!
No. 4, kiss No. 5!
No. 5!
It's our first meeting, but can I kiss her?
No, you can't!
It's not bad at all!
A king's word is absolute!
I didn't want to do it myself, so I'm not jealous!
Then... Then... Then I'll close my eyes!
What's with you?
Then I'll kiss her!
One, two...
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?!
Are you dating?!
Until now!
Until now, we were boyfriend and girlfriend!
Then...
Hey!
In this way, I lost her again!
King's game!
Huh? The atmosphere is different now.
It's not!
What would you do if No. 1 was in that position?
I'd be like, "There's a camera somewhere. It's a show."
Takaya-san, for example, your marriage...
I've said it a few times.
Do you have a strategy of saying, "I've had enough of you"?
I'll pretend like I have something to do with this side of the girl and say...
Oh...
Nice to meet you.
Takaya-san calls me and says, "Nice bike."
I say, "Oh, it's been a while. I'm Minky."
Oh, nice to meet you.
How about you, Megum-chan?
I'm already old-fashioned.
I'll make the most of the parts I'm going to use here.
For example, my chest...
I'll pull my chin really low.
You'll use all of your strength.
Or I'll go near the joint light.
Is there a way you approach things?
For example, some people will say, "Can you give me a call first?"
I think I'm pretty active.
Can you give me a call first?
I don't like it when people see me like this.
Oh, this is it!
Where do you put your hand?
Underneath.
That's nasty.
It's a little dangerous.
I think you'll get caught.
I don't like it.
Where do you put your hand?
Around here.
It's complicated.
It's like a strike zone.
Everyone, look at this.
When you say, "Yes?"
It's not easy to do.
It's open.
Is it like that?
On the contrary, if this is found out, you'll be like "Wow!" and be excited.
I don't like it when it's low, right?
Yes, yes, yes, this one, this one, this one.
I'm not that kind of person. I have a tight zone.
Yes, you do. You have about 15 centimeters.
This program has been brought to you by Nabisco, Lion, Suzuki and these sponsors.
Miracle Love Trial - The Moment A Hundred Years Of Love Has Gone Cold!
This program has been brought to you by Miracle Love Trial - The Moment A Hundred Years Of Love Has Gone Cold!
First of all, ladies and gentlemen, please decide.
The Moment A Man Who Can Work Has Gone Cold!
My husband was a reliable boss at work, but...
No, I mean, you have to come up with a good plan.
Professor, please.
Was Mr. Tanaka here last night, too?
Yeah, I think so.
Wow, I can't imitate him.
Hey, you! If you have time to talk nonsense, move your hands properly!
Uh, no...
Oh, Haruhiko!
I'm sorry, but can you take this to the back?
I want this three times the amount of information.
Yes, sir!
Haruhiko.
Yes, sir!
Wake me up in five minutes.
Yes, sir!
♪ Catch the sun ♪
♪ When they approach ♪
♪ Crying ♪
I'm sorry.
What?
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
Ouch.
Buttocks.
Ladies and gentlemen, the verdict is...
I won't cool down. I won't cool down. I won't cool down. I won't cool down. I won't cool down.
It's decided. Takagi-san, you won't cool down, will you?
When I'm around you, I won't cool down no matter what you do.
You're cute no matter what you do.
- If you say something like that... - I'll laugh.
- Takizawa-san and Megumi-chan, you won't cool down, will you? - I won't cool down.
- If someone who's always trying so hard says something like that, it's so sweet of you. - On the contrary, I think, "Oh, it's you."
What's up with you?
- Matsushita-san, you won't cool down, will you? - I don't think you're that cute.
- I won't cool down. - "I can't do this anymore."
- You're cute. - Natsuki-chan, you won't cool down, will you?
- I don't like it when people say things about me. - No, you're wrong.
- I don't like it when people say things about me. - I don't like it when people say things about me.
- Murakami-san, you won't cool down like this, will you? - No, I just have to show it normally, you know, that pathetic side of me.
- If you're really trying so hard and people say things about you, you probably won't be able to work. - That's right.
- I'd like to hear what you think about that, guys. What do you think, Goro-chan?
- I think it's fine like that. - You can't cool down like that.
- On the contrary, people who can cool down like that will cool down. - I see.
- It's a cool-down-reversal. - I think you're close to that kind of guy, Goro-chan.
- You have a good image and you work well. - That's right.
- But you don't show it in private. - That's right.
- Do you show it off or something like that, Goro - chan? - No, I don't show it off.
- You've never been told that, have you? - It's hard for me to say it out loud, you know?
- Is that so? - I think I might have said something I shouldn't have said out loud with Minagaki-san and Nego-chan.
- I saw you sleeping on a chair in the corner of the room once when you were really tired. - Really?
- But you slept really well. - Really?
- You slept so well you couldn't believe it!
- Next up, we have a comment from the audience of "Downstage". - Yes, please.
The moment you woke up to your girlfriend while you were eating together.
Oh, you bought a dog.
Yeah, it's called Higemaro.
It's cute. It looks like its owner.
Don't say that!
But animals are really cute, aren't they?
Yeah, they are.
Oh, should we order something else?
Yeah.
Let's see... I'll have this and this.
What about you, Natsuki?
What?
I'm fine.
How about you, Natsuki?
You're so cute.
Ehehehehehe...
Ah...
I hope you'll get smarter. I hope you'll get smarter. I hope you'll get smarter.
If you study...
Ladies and gentlemen, please give your judgment.
Does only Shoji-kun cool down?
Does this cool you down?
My mother loves mentaiko balls.
If you're going to eat it with chopsticks like you saw earlier,
but my mother eats it straight up.
Straight up.
Straight up, right?
She was watching me at the table all the time,
so it was a bit of a trauma for me.
Gol-chan, you don't cool it down?
That's right. Rather, I discovered a new charm.
You're thinking positively.
Isn't it a little animalistic?
On the contrary, it looks sexy.
That's right.
Haru-chan can't eat it.
I can't eat it.
Doesn't Haru-chan look like a V-shape?
I can't eat it, so on the contrary, I think I'm a woman who doesn't have it, and I'm attracted to it.
I like being licked in the eye, too.
What?!
What did you say?
Is that all you want?
Gol-chan, Gol-chan, Gol-chan!
Is it okay if it's dirty?
Have you ever been conscious of your favorite person's mentaiko ball?
No, I haven't.
Haru-chan, you're a woman.
Takahashi-san left his hand on the cold button, too.
We'll let the woman decide.
It's the moment you woke up while you were on a drive date with him.
On a drive date.
He was a perfect and good-natured man, but...
Thank you for going out with me today.
I never thought I'd be invited by you, Endo-san.
Weren't you bored?
To appreciate paintings in an art museum...
No, not at all...
I wish I could...
I wish I could make pretty people like you happy...
No... pretty people...
It's true.
No matter what art museum you visit...
You are beautiful.
It's true.
You are beautiful.
No!
I'm getting hot inside!
Um...
Can you close the door?
W-w-window!
W-w-window! Hurry up and close it!
What is this?
It's been two hours...
I should've woken up earlier and played pool...
Are you stupid?!
Ladies and gentlemen, please give your verdict!
Wow, most of them are cold-hearted, except Murata.
Can I say something? I don't mind Endo-san's acting.
It's fine if you're just concerned about your hair, but are you stupid?
You'll get cold. He's the worst.
Murata, you're not cold, are you?
No, I didn't mean to push you when you said you'd get cold, but I was playing with Inagaki-san...
What happened?
It's not a bad thing at all, but on the contrary, there was something I really respected about Inagaki-san.
What is it?
We've been filming since February, and the wind was really strong.
Matcha has a wind that breaks down your hair a lot.
There were a lot of days like that.
The wind was strong that day, too, but there wasn't any wind when we went out, so I thought we could go as it is.
Then Inagaki-san ran out and ran into a safe wall.
It's a safety zone, right?
I was wondering what was going on, and then I got a strong wind.
So before the wind came, I wiped it off.
That's amazing, Ono-chan!
It's like me!
You're so confident!
That's amazing!
Ono-chan, run!
Do you know what it is?
How do you know?
Somehow, it's like the sky, and there's a bow near it, and depending on how you build the building...
I thought it was great.
So in that sense, it doesn't cool you down.
But for other people, it does cool you down.
It does cool you down when you're seriously treated like that.
They say, "Are you stupid?"
Does it cool you down in that sense?
It does cool you down.
It's like you're being treated a little bit, and you're like, "Are you stupid?"
Matsusha-san, does it cool you down?
It's like you can't even open the window while you're driving, and it's not fun at all.
And lastly, "Are you stupid?"
But it's like you're being treated a little bit, and you're like, "Are you stupid?"
Saga-san, does it cool you down like this?
It does cool you down.
Does it cool you down even if you don't say "Are you stupid?"
It does cool you down.
It's like you're only thinking about your hair...
[Laughter]
It's like we've been doing this for six months.
It's like we did a VTR last year.
It's like we're going to release it.
It's like we're doing a full cut.
Is it good?
No...
Your hair.
Well...
It's a combination of what we've made.
For example, if you get really close and you're like, "Goro-chan, wow!"
That's no good.
[Laughter]
Let's continue.
Downstage viewers, please judge.
It's the moment you cool down on a date.
[Date]
This is bad...
My phone's out of battery 45 minutes late...
I wonder if she's mad and left...
Yuki...
You waited for me...
And with that worried look on your face...
You're such a cute girl...
Oh, right...
Maybe I should surprise her a little...
[Screaming]
You scared me!
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
I'm sorry for being late.
Yeah, you're right.
So, ladies and gentlemen, the judgment is...
Lily is...
Wake up!
Oh, I know this!
Lily, I've been thinking about this for a while.
When you see someone who is not normal, you can see their clumsy side.
It's okay if it's weird as usual, but...
When you see someone who is normal, you can see their clumsy side.
Do you get cold easily?
When people call me by my name and say "eh?", I feel like I don't want to talk to them anymore.
I feel like I'm becoming like them.
You don't get cold, do you?
Well, I don't have a reason to get cold.
But if you react like that...
But I can learn something from it.
Learning?
Okay, Goro.
You haven't gotten cold yet.
But I think this is the most likely thing for you to get cold.
This is the staff who put my hairstyle in the video.
Here is today's topic.
Mr. Shimaru, a 27-year-old salaryman, wrote this.
My girlfriend is very good at complimenting me. I get caught up in my girlfriend's strategy.
I have a girlfriend who is in love with me.
Okay, okay! I was late today.
I'm glad! Then we can eat together, right?
Where are you going?
I have a day off tomorrow.
How about having dinner at home?
Huh? Then you will cook for me again?
No, I want to eat your cooking today.
Huh? Do you want me to cook for you?
It doesn't matter if it's easy.
For example, hot pot.
Do you still want me to cook for you?
Because I always cook for you.
I always ask for it.
But in the end, I end up making it.
But there is a reason why I end up making it.
Make it! Make it! Make it!
All right!
Today's dish is seafood hot pot!
All right!
Wow!
It's a jewel box of the sea!
She is good at praising food like Hikomaro.
What's this? This taro is soft!
It's a taro hammock!
No, you're praising it too much!
It's a taro trampoline!
A hammock and a trampoline are quite different, aren't they?
Can I have a sip of yours?
Why did you become polite?
(slurp)
Wow! What a warm soup this is!
It's cold outside, but it's warm inside!
It's a heat island phenomenon!
Hey, you're too loud! You're disturbing the neighbors!
I'm scared! The taro pot is really scary!
All right! I'm going to conquer the world with this pot!
I'm going to eat you up!
No, no! You can't conquer the world with a pot!
Go ahead and eat!
Which one should I eat first?
Which one looks good and which one should I eat first?
I don't know!
This pot is...
A small spring water drink!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Why did you get mad?
I'm going to eat the taro now!
It's soft!
It melts in my mouth!
What should I say?
You don't have to say anything!
In your mouth...
It's a taro!
It's that soft?
She's really soft! My back is going to be sore!
In your mouth...
It's a gold medal!
You're praising me too much!
Welcome!
What do you mean, "welcome"?
Just eat it!
And like this, she always makes me cook for her.
It's so flavorful! I've never eaten vegetables like this before!
Tenderloin, tenderloin, this vegetable...
Tenderloin, tenderloin, tenderloin, tenderloin, tenderloin...
How many times do I have to say it?!
I'm going to learn from the vegetable world!
I don't know anything else!
By the way, I've never seen her standing in the kitchen.
To be honest, she's not Kansai people.
It's like a crab's germanium!
I'm just saying what's trending!
It's a flavor IT revolution!
I haven't used IT at all!
It's like a pot's quadruple jump!
I was worried! I was worried about quadruple jump!
It's a flavor of eastern witch!
You're shaking it?! You're shaking it all of a sudden?!
You're a king!
It's normal?!
You're not a king!
It's normal?!
Tell me about your meals.
Is there anything you can't forgive?
Is there anyone who doesn't care about their meals?
Like, "It's good," or...
No, no, no, no!
I get mad.
You get mad?
I get mad.
And when you see someone getting mad...
You write it down in your memo?
Yes, I write it down in my memo.
How about you, Ms. Matsushita?
For example, if a man says, "I'm starving," and you go eat...
Don't eat like you're that starving!
How about you, Ms. Sakai?
There are people who smoke before they take a breath.
How about you, Ms. Konita?
For example, if the sound of you drinking soup is louder than you think...
I get a little surprised.
Let's move on to the next post.
This is from a self-employed woman in her 30s and 26s.
Before this, I also watched 'Nikita Onna'.
But it didn't stay with me.
I saw even more strange people, so I posted it.
Nikita Onna!
The other day, I ran into them when I went shopping.
Nikita Onna!
Not only them, but their boyfriends, too.
Hey, what do you think of this?
Yeah, it looks great on you.
Really?
Yeah.
Then... can I have it?
Hey, that's a good idea, too!
Do you really think so?
It's true! You're so cute, so anything you wear looks good on you!
Even if you dance like that, it won't look good on you!
You're so cute!
Here we go again...
With Adejo...
Hello, Adejo!
Huh? What's that?
Two women in their 40s who read too much of Nikita's magazines.
It's Nikita Onna!
If you have a favorite one, please try it out.
[If you have a favorite one, please try it out.]
[If you look back at today's adage, Gao's new special move is...]
[If you dare to attack your opponent's face, which is stronger than your face, you get an adios attack.]
[Nice adage.] [Nice adage.]
[Your opponent's face gets three niquitas.] [Thank you, three niquitas.]
What are you doing?
[Finally, they're praising and enjoying each other's niquitas.]
[That world view is what makes a niquita woman.]
Wow, it's them again today.
Who is it?
Welcome.
Adios and adios and...
Konnichi...
Adios!
What are they?
Two men over 40 years old who are too addicted to Leon.
Leon is a man!
Today's adios is...
A little bit of a bit.
Denim is behind me every morning.
A little bit of a bit.
Dad's helmet?
From my chest...
Poon!
Nice adios.
From my memory from my records, my dad is three Leon.
Thank you, three Leon.
From my memory from my records, my dad is...
What is that?
Huh?
Do you know them?
They're a couple with a niquita woman.
What?!
Hello, adios.
Hello, adejo.
Five minutes late...
Choi machi.
Choira.
Five minutes late...
Aete no chikoku.
Five minutes of...
Choiwaru no gokui.
Nice, three Leon.
Thanks, three Leon.
Imitation gold.
Aete no imite.
Uhn, uhn, uhn...
Imitation gold.
Ok, thanks. 5-Ne-Gee-Da.
Thanks, 5-Ne-Kee-Da.
I don't know what you are complimenting each other.
Huh?
I noticed the red spot.
Your accent is disappointing.
Your red spot.
Your red spot?
Your father's theory is to get rid of it.
Your red spot is now your charming spot.
Charming spot?
Your smile is...
Nice adagio.
Thanks, adagio.
Only words of thanks, adagio?
No, no, no.
If I were to compare this feeling to a fish...
Compare it to?
Hug...
you...
That's not funny at all!
Ah, no...
Nice...
adagio and...
adios?
They really surprised me.
Do you have to do it there?
You continued adagio.
You're like a band now.
Where do you work now?
It's important for me to be conscious of that.
I don't hate it.
Is there anything you're conscious of?
Well...
If you care about my hair this much, that's it.
Next post, please.
I went to a junk shop with my girlfriend the other day.
At that time, I stimulated her "s" mind.
"s" mind.
My girlfriend, too.
She got "s" mind and "s" mind.
Hey, is it ready?
Not yet.
I see. I'll turn up the heat.
No, no. If you do it now, the taste will change.
Shall we open it?
Yes!
Let's do it.
Open!
It looks delicious!
I'll do it.
Don't put vegetables first.
No, no.
Start from the bottom.
Wait a minute.
You know nothing about "no".
I'm sorry for not knowing anything about "no".
No, I didn't mean it like that.
I'm a fool who can't even guess "no" anyway.
I didn't say that.
You did.
No, I didn't.
You did!
No, I didn't!
The way you talk.
I don't feel like eating anymore.
Don't say that. Let's eat.
Do you want to eat that much?
I do.
But I think you should boil it a little more.
So while it's boiling, why don't you eat the one next to you?
No, I can't eat it anymore.
You want to eat the one next to you, right?
No, I can't.
You want to eat it, right?
No, I can't.
You want to eat it, right?
I do.
Let's eat.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize.
Are you eating someone else's pot?
I know you like it, so I wanted to eat it.
I'm sorry.
What are you saying?
I'm sorry.
Eat it yourself.
Yes, I'll eat it myself.
What are you doing?
Seriously, what are you doing?
It's not "ah".
It's my daikon.
I'm sorry.
It's disgusting.
I'm sorry, is it disgusting?
What's wrong with you?
Let's go!
Ahem! Ahem!
Are you done?
Yeah! I'm done, too!
Then I'll let you eat it!
No! Um...
I'll eat it myself...
You want me to let you eat it, don't you?
No, I'm fine!
You want me to let you eat it, don't you?!
I'm fine!
You want me to let you eat it, don't you?!
I want you to let me eat it!
Okay! Let's do it the other way around!
Ahem!
More! More!
Ahem!
Open your mouth! Ahem!
Raise your chin! Chin! Chin! Chin!
A little more! A little more!
Come here! A little more!
Show me your face!
Ahem!
It's hot!
I'm sorry! I went crazy again!
Let's stop eating and go for chikuwa!
Huh?! Chikuwa?!
Chikuwa?!
Chikuwa challenge!
Ahem!
Open your mouth! Ahem!
More! Ahem!
Come here! More!
Here! Come here!
Raise your chin! Chin! Chin!
I got it!
It hurts!
I'm sorry! I was traveling in circles!
It is hot! It hurts!
Try it!
Maybe you should try the soup stock first!
Soup stock…
Please make it with potatoes, too!
Potatoes?!
Go for it!
After all, it's delicious to put potatoes in the pot, isn't it?
It's delicious, but the taste and the potatoes...
Yes, bring your face closer to the pot.
Yes, bring it closer.
Then, I'll put the potatoes in the pot.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Yes!
Oh!
How was the soup stock?
It was delicious!
For some reason, I'm getting used to her.
Then I'll eat too!
Me too!
Let's eat!
I... I...
Do you want me to eat it?
Yes!
Then which one do you like?
Anything is fine!
Are you listening?
Say "ah"!
Say "ah" with your mouth!
"Ah"!
It feels good!
"Ah"! "Ah"!
What do you think of that kind of woman?
What do you think of her?
Well, she has a bit of an "s" element.
Even if you see her sometimes, doesn't it stimulate you?
Anything is welcome!
Generally, which do you prefer, "s" or "m"?
Well, on the surface, people often say that "m" is better.
But, well...
"Ah, could it be that there is also an "s" part?"
I sometimes think like that.
At what moment is that?
Well, when you objectively look at someone and smile awkwardly...
Or when you want them to fail...
"S" is like that, isn't it?
But you also want to be troubled, and you also exist.
You coexist.
If you say "s" or "m", then "m" is more popular.
Well, on the surface, I feel like "s" is more popular.
"S" is more popular?
If you were to analyze "s" or "m", which do you think it is?
Well, I don't think it's "s" or "m".
Between "s" and "m", there is a neutral person called "n".
I see.
"n" is good.
Neutral "n".
From now on, let's sell "n".
Let's sell "n".
I would like to ask the female guests.
Yes!
What about you, Emi-chan?
For me, "m" in "megumi" is "m" in "m".
You like it, don't you, TV?
What about you, Aida-san?
For me, it's probably "s".
For example, when you fight with someone, you look at them and smile.
You look at them and smile.
You look at them and fight.
It's funny when you get angry.
That's amazing!
That's quite a sensation!
There are five members of SMAP, right?
Among the five, do you think "s" and "m" are more popular?
No, I think "s" is popular for everyone.
But...
It's Chiyoshi-kun, so...
Chiyoshi-kun is "n".
Oh, "n" is neutral.
You're using "n" right away.
Let's sell "s" and "m" right away!
The following broadcast is brought to you by Nissan Automobile and other sponsors.
I want to be happy.
I haven't changed a bit.
Here is today's broadcast.
We received this from Aoyan, a 29-year-old company worker.
As soon as I broke up with my long-time girlfriend,
I was able to see her for the last time over the phone,
so I will broadcast it.
I was at my limit.
My girlfriend I've been with for five years.
It's not like I've found another woman I like.
It's just that it's painful to be with her.
Every day I feel like I'm being asked for something.
I was tired.
And...
I decided to make one phone call.
Hello?
Oh, Norito?
What's up?
Yeah.
What are you up to?
Hmm?
I'm just relaxing.
Is something wrong?
Something's weird.
Can we break up?
Huh?
Recently...
Actually, I've been thinking about it.
Can we break up?
Why?
To be honest,
I'm tired.
I'm at my limit.
Is it my fault?
No, I don't think it's either or.
I'm tired.
Yuki's tired, too.
I can't drink anymore.
That's why we're breaking up.
You two aren't tired.
It's up to you, Norito.
That's because...
You're the one who wants it.
I'm the one who's always wanted it.
I'm tired of it already.
It's easier to cry.
It's painful for me to cry.
Isn't it always you who cries?
I'm sorry, Norito.
I won't cry anymore.
It's no good.
Humans don't change that easily.
No, I can change.
Because I'll become stronger.
But even if you say that,
It's not the first time you've said something like this.
It's frustrating!
It's frustrating for me too!
There was a time when I seriously thought about marrying Yuki.
I wanted to get married too!
I'm sorry.
I couldn't say it.
But that's because...
I was a little worried about my marriage life with Yuki.
Did anyone say anything?
No, no one said anything.
I want you to believe me, but...
It's not like you'll find another woman.
I believe you!
Norito wouldn't do something like that!
Good evening, everyone!
It's not like...
I'm bored or anything like that.
It's getting hot, so please be careful.
I still like you, but...
I'm tired of you.
Why?
Even though you like me, you're tired of me?!
You're 387 pounds heavier than me!
I'm seriously thinking about it, that's why it's so heavy!
Professor Murata... you said heavier women are better for you!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...
I know... that's what you thought at first. You were happy to be told you're in pain.
Shouldn't you say it anymore?
That's not what this is about!
For your future...
I think you should think of a new relationship.
But I...
I can only think of it now!
Don't worry.
You'll find someone wonderful soon.
And you'll forget about me soon.
Well, that's... sad, but...
I don't think there's anyone better than you!
I knew it!
Maybe you should think about it more carefully.
Next time, I'll...
I want to talk to you!
This is...
This is so nostalgic!
The first time I called you like this.
It's sad, isn't it?
That story, too!
When we met in person!
I called you as soon as I got back from the party.
Stop it!
If you say that,
my tears won't stop!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Yugi!
I'm sorry!
But...
I guess we won't see each other again.
Then...
I won't be able to cut you off forever.
Should I...
cut you with all my strength?
So...
we won't see each other again?
I'm sorry!
It's my fault!
It's my whole life's fault, you hear me?
And like this, I said goodbye to my beloved girlfriend.
It was our fifth breakup.
- Have you ever been dumped before? - Yeah, I've been dumped before.
- Did you figure it out somehow? - Well, you know, it happens naturally.
I've never experienced something like "water in my ears" in my life.
- But still, you were like "gaaah!" - It was a shock.
- How did you deal with it? - Yeah, how did I deal with it?
I don't think I can deal with it for a while.
I think I'm the type of person who's depressed until I drop.
- How about you, Ms. Haga? - First of all, I feel like I'm going to be dumped.
I mean, if I think it's not good, it kind of fades out naturally.
I mean, I don't have a lot of fights with people,
but if I really don't like it, no matter how ugly it is,
I'll run after them on the train.
- You do that? - Instead of that, I only wear a hat and sunglasses.
- You want to be dumped, don't you? - Yeah.
- How do you deal with it? - Basically, I don't really dislike people.
So, even though we're having fun and having fun,
- we say goodbye the next day. - That's scary!
- That's amazing! - It's like...
It's like something's different about me.
So, if I think about it, we're good friends, but if it's the next day, I say, "Sorry, goodbye."
- That's surprising. - It's really surprising.
- When you say "s", you mean "s"? - Saori's "s".
- What was Otaku's name again? "um"'s "n".
Talking on the phone on the train can be a pain in the ass.
However, couples of the world!
Talking on the train may be more of a pain in the ass than talking on the phone!
Please be careful!
Don't say goodbye on the train...
In the end you deceived me, didn't you?
You're terrible!
I can't stand you for half a year!
I hate you!
Seriously, say it outside!
Say it loudly!
I love you.
Say it louder!
I love you!
Me too!
Shut up!
I'm happy!
No, say it loudly!
At least you're not looking sideways!
Why aren't you talking?!
What are you looking at?!
Oh, I fell asleep...
Oh!
What's up with you guys?
Girls are supposed to kiss!
You too?!
Stop singing!
What kind of way of connecting is that?
Idiot. Idiot.
Stop singing!
Idiot?!
Don't call me idiot, idiot!
So, when I put on my shoes, there's stone in them.
What are you saying?!
Shut up!
Does it hurt a lot?!
Does it hurt?!
And doesn't it hurt when you take it off?!
It doesn't hurt!
That's impossible!
It hurts!
Can you say it with your mouth?
Shut up!
My stomach is about to collapse!
Deliver it!
The army isn't prepared for this!
Sweat!
But wasn't that song great, too?
Yeah, it was awesome!
Someone please release the old man.
That's definitely a limited-time concert.
It's not in the album, either!
Hey, you should give it up, too!
Also, wasn't that song good, too?
Which one?
Don't try to get in.
Which one?
Also, when we went to the amusement park...
Which one?
Kyosuke, can we go home?
I can't!
I...
I'm lonely...
Which one made you feel the most awkward?
I didn't like them fighting.
I still think they're cute when they're flirting.
They're really in a world of their own.
Yeah.
Which one did you like best?
"Mori Nori"?
That one, too!
"Mori Nori"?
The phone calls that weren't in the album.
There were phone calls where a couple was close together, but they were flirting.
I was really excited about it.
I was jealous of them.
You were jealous of them!
Generally...
I loved "Kangaroo".
Because we didn't bother anyone.
We didn't tell each other we were secretly close.
We told each other a lot!
Kaneko, how about you?
On a train...
On a mine train...
There was a time when we were chasing a "katsuraga".
We were chasing a "katsuraga".
When it opened normally...
Among everyone's movements...
Sometimes it fell between the tracks and the platform.
Let's move on to the next post.
This is from Winkle-san, a 24-year-old researcher.
When she first started going to her boss' house for the first time,
she found out about his unexpected defect that was perfect.
Boss' Defect
It was about the night when the biggest miracle in life happened.
It's scattered, but wash it.
What's wrong?
I can't believe it...
What is it?
Mr. Yashima...
He invited me to his house...
A friend...
Tomoko...
Why did you call me again?
Because I want to keep looking at you.
I like you.
Tomoko!
Which part of me do you like?
Whichever part you like!
Let me hear it!
To be honest...
Your body attracts me.
I knew it...
Tomoko!
Ah, Tomoko!
Tomoko!
Hey, wait a minute!
I can't see you anywhere!
Be nice...
Then...
Take a shower for me.
Body attracts me...
I'm a sinful woman...
But...
I felt it...
Since the day we met...
No matter how coldly I acted...
His eyes without glasses...
Always looked at me like they ate me...
Moistly...
From the darkness...
Moistly...
No way...
Someone...
Is looking at me...
What is this?
Once upon a time, I wanted to attack you with all my strength!
I wanted to hit you with all my strength!
Please be gentle!
No! I have to block all your attacks!
No! No! No!
Everyone, please be careful of the "dress-up man" you see.
I was looking at you in a good way.
I was looking at you in a way I shouldn't be looking at you.
Oh, really?
But you looked like an adult.
Yeah, like an adult.
But you looked like an adult.
Yeah, you're completely different.
I'm in shock.
You're tired because you're doing that on the set, aren't you?
You're tired, aren't you?
Please treat me with caution.
But isn't this your real job?
On our website, we do that for Murakami.
Aren't you a "dress-up man"?
No! No! No!
You're wrong! You're wrong!
Is it because I'm a "dress-up man" that you're making me laugh?
That's right! That's right!
You don't have to do that! Why are you making me laugh?
Even if you're doing a serious job, you should at least make me laugh at the end.
Like making me move my mouth.
What are you doing?
You shouldn't make me laugh!
No, it's just a little! Just a little!
You should do something until you're cut!
That's right, but if you do that, you'll make a more interesting face!
What?
Is that so?
Is it fun?
Yes!
Are you not afraid of losing?
No! No!
Here is the next story.
Fashion-san, 27 years old, wrote this.
It seems like her boyfriend is cheating on her,
but there is something special about a woman who is thought of as a cheater.
Cassis' woman.
The other day, she found something strange in her wallet.
Eh, will Endo-san cheat on me?
Then, which one is that receipt?
It's this one, but...
Sausage on top...
Well, it's just a regular snack, right?
Next, beer, beer, beer...
Endo-kun, I love beer!
There's no problem with that!
Look under there!
Cassis soda...
Two of them...
The man who drank three beers must be Cassis' man.
There was a woman...
Is that so?
Isn't it the same for men and women?
If a man drinks Cassis' soda, he's a man.
A woman of the club...
A woman of the club will go for a younger drink.
What is "younger"?
Moscow Mule Guitar Campari.
Is that so?!
Cassis' woman...
An adult's scent...
I want it!
I don't like it! Stop it, everyone!
It was so funny!
Welcome.
Can I sit next to you?
Of course.
Boy...
Cassis soda, please.
Certainly.
Here you go.
Dangerous love smells like cassis.
Can I see you?
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Well, I've never been careful.
His cheating partner may be a woman, Cassis's woman and her name.
And every time I met him, I checked my wallet.
What do you think of Cassis's woman?
I'm so scared I can't look at the receipt.
I brought it, so take a look at it.
I'll check it for you.
Yes, there seems to be no problem.
Really? I'm glad!
You're in a good mood at quite a large party, aren't you?
Endo-kun, why are you in a good mood?
This is great! Beer, beer, beer, shochu, shochu, and order a lot of snacks.
What's wrong?
Even at the party...
Cassis' girlfriend...
What?! Isn't it just a party?!
If Cassis' girlfriend was there, we wouldn't know what kind of party it would be.
Why did you say "party"?!
Since they're living together, they must have a pretty good relationship.
And they're drinking three times as much!
If they don't have a relationship, they won't drink three times as much.
An adult party with a Cassis' girlfriend...
Shall we...dance?
Hey, you!
Cassis soda for you.
Shall we dance?
On a bright pride of music, shall we dance?
Cassis' body, which confused even Egypt's queen,
will burn my body again tonight.
It's not just Cassis' sex, is it?
This is getting serious.
Hey, the name of this bar is "dongri bar".
Every bar has an adult atmosphere.
What?
Cassis' girlfriend...
Shall we just cheat?
Stop it!
Hey, I have a good idea.
But...
And with Tomoko's idea,
we decided to put him in a booby trap.
Endo-san, will you treat me?
Of course, since Maki is usually in charge.
Drink up!
I'm happy!
I, Cassis' soda.
I, too, Cassis' soda.
Now we know the truth!
Cassis' girlfriend exists!
Passionate evil.
One more!
Thank you for the meal!
No!
Wait!
Cassis' woman.
I don't know who she is yet,
but I'm still working on the receipt.
Passionate evil.
Takao-san, have you ever suspected cheating?
Well, you know what I mean.
You know what I mean?
My attitude is always different.
I always call and meet up.
But I don't want to know.
Takao-san, you're like that, right?
What about you, Tamuta-san?
For example, there are people who check their phones.
I don't like it if they do it for me,
so I don't do it and I don't look at the receipt.
So in a way, I might be happy because I don't notice it.
What about you, Yumi-chan?
I really don't know if I'm cheating.
I saw it again.
She was hugging her boss.
I thought it was perfect,
but I was like, "What is she doing?"
She's depressed right now,
but she's my friend,
so I hugged her.
I thought she was nice.
This program was brought to you by Nissan Automobile and...
...the following sponsors.
Has anything changed?
Originally, I don't think I'm a manly person.
Goodbye.
I thought you were my destiny, but in the end you were just a thought.
Let's say goodbye.
What should I do?
Why does it always turn out like this?
Why? Can't I be happy?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what to do!
What do you think?
What do you guys think?
I've been working really hard.
What do you think, glasses?
Oh, no!
Oh, sheep! Oh, sheep!
A blue-purple scarf with a leopard pattern.
Leopard pattern?!
You sheep! It's been a long time since I sang in trouble like this! You leopard patterned scarf with a leopard pattern!
You eat too much, my friend!
Please! I need your appetite for today!
Hurry up and eat! You'll be late for the four- piece department store presentation!
Hurry up!
In order to overturn past fixed concepts, we, TRIAL CORPORATION, have been working on new projects.
Therefore, we have now adopted a popular feng shui.
We have now launched a yellow-based wallet, a ballpoint pen for work luck, and a condom for love luck.
Wait a minute! I can't remember it even if you say it so quickly.
I'll write it down now, so please wait.
President, I'm sorry.
Um...
Yellow for luck luck.
What is the color of that notebook?
What?
Feng shui-wise, the notebook is red. This is common sense.
Is that so?
That's right! I used to use this black one until a few years ago, but luck-wise, it was the worst!
So...
I have this now!
With this red notebook, I'm perfect!
What is it?
Huh?
Specifically, what good things happened?
Um...
Please help me!
I don't know!
Can you say something lucky?
Was it bad to ask?
No, well...
Hello?
What are you doing?
Huh? High school?
I'm lucky.
Friday! I got accepted!
I'm so glad! I was in trouble because I didn't have enough students!
Love! It's the best! I thought I might meet my destiny!
Look!
That's amazing, senpai! I was so into it!
Oh! So that's how it is today!
Huh? What's your lucky key?
Blue purple stone? Scarf?
And...
A leopard pattern!
Wow!
I got one too!
"Jinguji Togo no Kiseki no Senseijutsu"!
Wow...
I've actually seen it before...
It was amazing...
No way!
If you don't mind...
Would you like me to introduce it to you?
There are two kinds of encounters.
Encounters in which we both can't grasp happiness.
Encounters in which we can't grasp anything even if we're together.
So, Tsumaru...
Just because you like someone doesn't mean you won't experience true happiness, right?
Yes...
Oh...
Teacher!
I can see it more and more!
The one who will bring you happiness...
The one who is your destiny...
And that is...
A free-spirited...
But unreliable...
Left-handed person!
Well, let's celebrate our meeting and cheers!
Cheers!
I'm free-spirited, but I can't rely on anyone.
Left-handed person...
I found you, fated person...
I'm free-spirited...
But I can't rely on anyone...
Left-handed person...
Wait, right-handed person? No way!
I'm sorry.
Geez, you're my type!
Isn't it wise to find a left-handed person first?
That's true.
Left-handed person...
You're late!
Sorry, I'm late for my part-time job.
Part-time job? You're still free-spirited!
That's fine, but you're my close friend.
Oh, no!
And you're late for your part-time job!
Before that, I was really hungry.
No!
No way!
But...
Meeting a fated person makes you happy, doesn't it?
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
Please go out with me on the premise of marriage.
What?
Is it okay for me?
In this way, I started going out with my fated husband.
Minori!
What is it?
Nothing...
He couldn't convince himself...
Minori...
What is it?
Nothing... I just thought I'd ask you for a word...
Today...
...was really...
...fun...
...today.
Minori-san...
So...what is it?
No, what do you mean?
Are we...
...going out?
Yeah!
Wow...
Minori-san, you have a special place in your heart.
Without her...
...this would be so much better!
But...
...maybe she's worried about you, too.
Huh?
Because...
...it's no wonder your ex-boyfriend was always flirting with you.
Huh?
Maybe you should quit your job?
Can you not call me all the time about stuff like that?
Meeting the person of your life...
...you look like you're really happy.
No!
Hey!
That's enough!
I'm sorry!
That's what you look like!
Huh?!
How much do you like Zebra?!
Zebra is my lucky item of the day!
You liar!
Another fortune-telling?!
The previous project was a total loss!
That project hasn't been called a loss yet!
It'll be a loss anyway!
Bringing fortune-tellers to work is the best!
We're not fortune-tellers!
We're fortune-tellers!
Shut up!
That's totally your fault for going out with him.
There's no way!
You're the person of fate chosen by the teacher of humanity!
Is it really true?
Teacher!
He is your person of fate.
There's no doubt about it.
But at this rate...
I can't grasp happiness.
What?
Listen.
You don't have the time to avoid him.
Love him from the bottom of your heart.
Always wait for his power.
And start living together right now!
You really don't want to be happy, do you?
I-I understand.
Of course not.
Enori-san?
Where are we going today?
This week's lucky direction is...
North East!
Which means...
Maihou Ichisaku?
This way is south, so...
This way!
Huh?
Are you serious?!
I love him with all my heart.
Nori-san, I love you!
Stop it!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
What's wrong? We're dating, aren't we?
Yes, but...
Then tell me what's wrong! I'll change!
The fact that you're working at your age!
The fact that you're unreliable!
The fact that you're left-handed!
There's no need for me to change my left hand!
When we eat together, we bump our elbows against each other!
That's true, but...
Hello?
What?
You can't go to the next match?
You don't have enough players!
What are you going to do?
I will always be of help to you.
What's wrong?
Two outs! Two outs!
Let's close it up!
But you're pretty good, Minori-san.
I can't do it at all.
What?
Our relationship now...
We're just teammates.
Everyone, eat up!
I'm jealous of you, Yamada.
You have a girlfriend like Minori-san.
No...
I just...
want to be of help to him.
But...
Isn't that kind of girlfriend the best?
Please...
I'm sorry.
Minori-san!
If you're free tonight...
I'm free, but...
Let's not meet up.
What's with that?
But make sure you're free on Sundays.
It's best to move.
Move?
And we'll start living together right now.
You surprised me.
We're suddenly living together.
I'm sorry. I didn't expect it.
No, it's fine.
Then eat up your moving noodles.
What?
Now?
This is acting. Here you go.
Then, let's eat.
Let's eat.
(slurping)
But I don't like this.
(slurping)
Excuse me.
Here you go.
I'll put my luggage in this room.
No, no, no.
Your luggage is over there, not here.
Over there?
Wait a minute. What is this?
There is courtesy in friendship. Is it bad?
It's not bad...
What am I to you, Inori-san?
Like I said...
You are my destiny.
A job hunt? Why?
I just thought... I should do something.
That's kind of cute.
Did something good happen?
It's all thanks to this guy.
Ta-dah! A red notebook with the sea sign on it!
Huh?
I'm sorry for making fun of your fortune-telling.
What?!
Your last project...
Actually, the president of the company was very excited about it.
Today, he came to see you and...
This looks like it's going to work out.
Well, I hope you like it.
You always look strange.
This is...
Orange is just the lucky color of today's sheep.
Inside is just...
An indecisive novice.
Well, if you'll excuse me.
Actually, I like fortune-telling too.
I'm a sheep too, but...
Do you have any advice?
Today...
If you take intuition seriously and act boldly, it's valuable.
Yes, hello.
Hello, this is Takaoka.
What a lovely shop.
Would you like me instead of you?
No, of course not.
You are more lovely than me.
I could invite you as many times as you like.
Then, why did you come to me?
What?
You could invite me suddenly and refuse me.
That is...
It's my intuition.
Intuition?
Somehow...
I feel like it's not so bad.
But who did you invite to cancel your plan?
Huh? Well...
Was she your secret girlfriend?
Actually...
I didn't invite anyone.
What?
I'll be honest with you.
I...
About Minori...
I like her.
Of course, I know she's Yamada's girlfriend.
But...
I...
Of course, cheating is out of the question.
But...
You have to take intuition seriously...
And take action boldly...
Can I invite you again?
But...
Minori-san...
Do you really like him?
Then...
I'm sorry.
Let me think about it a little more.
No way...
He ran away...
Good luck ran away...
What does it mean?
Hello? Megumi?
Fortune-telling is a lie?
We were deceived! It's a fraud!
At the scene of fortune-telling,
people accused of fraud are coming one after another.
Fortune-tellers who thought they were a victim
gather one after another.
Lies...
Destiny's people...
It's been a lie from the beginning.
What's going on?
Minori-san, I'm sorry I'm such an unreliable man.
I wanted to change myself for you, who gave me a chance to love someone.
But in the end, I could only change myself with chopsticks.
Let's eat!
However, I changed what I wanted most for my part- time job, and it was a big change for me.
But I haven't decided my main job yet, and I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry I can't change anything.
I haven't changed a bit.
My book...
That dress...
If you don't mind, please wear it with someone one day.
I'm sorry.
I only thought about myself.
No, I couldn't even think about myself.
I didn't realize what you did for me at all.
That's enough.
It's not good.
I finally understood my feelings clearly.
I...
I don't know...
I don't know if I like you or not!
What?!
But I was really happy about it!
Then...
But I still don't like your face! You're not my type! Don't approach me!
Which one is it?
I don't know...
That's why...
I want a little more time.
That thing...
How do I say it...
The time for me to like you...
I know.
I know, but...
I don't like you.
Sigh...
Hello?
Dad?
Marriage?!
Why do you suddenly have to marry someone your dad chose?!
I don't know!
That's enough!
What's wrong with you?
I found a perfect item for me in fortune-telling.
I want to marry her right now.
Fortune-telling?
What is it?
I finally found my destined one.
Well, it's impossible.
Professor Shikai,
My son's destined one is her, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What a strange woman.
She looks like an old woman.
It's a fortune-telling picture.
There's no mistake about her.
As I thought, my intuition was right.
You can't believe in fortune-telling.
It's just a lie.
I don't think it's all a lie.
No! Fortune-telling is all a lie!
Something's coming!
What?
Wait!
What?
Wait!
Most of them were love stories, but how was it for you?
It was really fun.
Really?
I often say "no".
"No"? It's "no" from now on!
How about you, Nagata-san?
I realized that there are many types of love stories, and I'm still learning.
She's still learning.
Okay, then.
It was really fun. I love this show.
Me too!
If you make it regular...
Me?
Nagata-san, how was it for you?
I learned a lot, too. Thank you.
And lastly, the drama.
Tuesday at 10 p.m.
I'm In Love With An Ugly Eye.
Please watch it!
Thank you!
An angel... has descended...
I'm in love with an ugly eye!
It was you...
I finally met you...
You're so nice...
April 11th, 10 p.m. start!
Angel Miiki!
I want you to be my girlfriend.