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Today's "miracle type" is a bunch of bad guys we hate!
Before that, let's start with this!
Kibagire Concert
Hey, hey, did you get all the cute members together?
It's okay, leave it to me. They're all cute.
You just added "k" after "kawaii", didn't you?
The word "kawaii" has a width from here to here.
But if you add "k" to it, the width spreads all the way down to here.
If it's really "kawaii", it's just "kawaii".
You have to add "k" at the bottom of this area.
This is "sagi suresure".
As expected of Detective Gokon!
I hate bad guys!
But I'm a girl who refuses to say "dame".
I love you!
So, tonight's "miracle" is a special "dame otoko" that girls hate!
A bunch of bad guys you want to beat up with "guu"!
Don't you dance!
"A Bad Guy That Women Hate" Special!
Our guest is Sato Rohkacchan!
Recently, I saw a bad guy.
We had dinner together.
He said "excuse me" and took my order.
I couldn't do it.
I walked all the way to the counter and said "this and this and this" and took my order and explained.
Maybe he didn't want people's attention.
Maybe he was being careful.
Maybe he said "excuse me" because you were there.
Maybe he didn't want people's attention.
I think it's him.
That's why...
That's kind of you!
Let's move on!
Yes!
This is from a company employee who is 25 years old.
Isn't there anyone in our company who thinks they're the funniest even though they're not funny at all?
A Guy Who Lowers His Face
Oh, right!
Natsusha, how was your first date?
Hey, what's up with that sad look?
I guess sexually it wasn't enough.
But you said you're quite a tough guy!
I heard you were a pretty cold guy.
Aren't there guys out there who think they're funny?
Like not being able to breathe?
That's right!
A cold man is more painful than someone who thinks he's a good man, isn't it?
That's right!
No, but there are some people who think they're the most interesting!
There is!
There are people who think they're a bad man!
A cold man who can't read laws...
Sageo...
Buyuden! Buyuden! Buyuden! Den! Den! Den! Den!
Let's go!
Rinkan's dad, Rinkan!
Kakkin!
I can't laugh at all!
It's cold! It's too cold!
I can't do anything about it!
Where did you get that confidence from?!
Even Twitter isn't funny!
Alright, work, work!
Work!
Hustle, hustle!
Come on, everyone!
Hustle, hustle!
Well then...
To the success of the presentation...
Cheers!
Chug, chug!
It's cold!
It's cold, isn't it?!
Please, just drink it up!
Mr. Sakagami!
(phone ringing)
Hello?
Mokkori-mokomichi?
What was that?!
I learned it!
Are you an elementary school student?!
Oh, that's right!
If you drink something while you work...
What should I do?
That's right!
Let's go to Kyoto!
Let's go to a building!
It's too messy. I don't know what's going on.
Even the theory of comedy is ugly!
Sorry for the mess.
Who ordered tuna yamakake?
Me, me, me!
I'm a little happy!
The yamakake goes to...
Mr. Sakagami!
I'm not happy at all!
What was that for?!
Oh, at this point...
If you want to say something to Torishimaru...
You can say anything.
Oh, that's nice!
Yes!
Oh!
What are you going to say?
Um...
Torishimaru's job is...
Tojimaru's job is...
Nothing!
Isn't that a good joke?
Yashima-san!
I'm a little drunk, so I'll say it.
But there's someone I really respect.
Who is it?
It's...
Ya...
Shi...
I don't like people like that!
Someone double up on this guy!
Someone change the mood!
Someone!
Alright!
Now, let's drink!
Yes!
Let's drink, let's drink, yay!
That's scary!
Everyone at work, please be careful.
Someone!
Someone double up!
Maybe you said it because you wanted to be funny.
For example, when we go to karaoke,
and there's someone who doesn't sing at all and is clapping.
Suddenly, that person starts singing an anime song,
and like a fish that has been watered,
it's like you're taking it in a distorted way and you can't go back.
Let's move on.
Yes, Margaret-san, 21 years old, from Ohio, wrote this.
We received a lot of posts about men who are hated in Gocon, so we'll introduce them.
In Gocon, men like this are hated!
Alright, before we go to the second hour, we'll split up the money.
Thank you for the food!
No, no, no, no, we'll pay you properly for the women's portion too!
Huh?
Hey, isn't that not allowed?
It's fine! Men and women have the same goal, right?
Anyway, the total amount is 17,824 yen, divided by eight people.
Then, for the women, is 2,000 yen okay?
Hey, hey, hey, shut up, shut up, shut up!
We'll split it up properly at least once!
Oh, right! Does anyone have a coupon?
Oh, I see. So you guys don't cook.
That's right. It's bad if your pretty fingers get hurt while cooking.
I can't do it if I can't do it.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm not a cheap guy.
It's totally fine, it's fine.
I want to marry someone like Endo-san!
You do? Then...
I'll do it!
Curry Doria, Machiro-san, please.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Curry Doria?
How many times do I have to tell you?!
It's shrimp Doria, you bastard!
Hey! What's wrong with you?!
Bring me shrimp Doria, you bastard!
How many times do I have to tell you?!
Okay, I might not get married.
Ah!
Now that the toast is over...
First, Kika Koji!
Next, Tara Toshihiko!
I'm Kouta Sharmin.
So, in the end I was late...
Why?! You didn't do anything wrong!
So, I was late, and I had a stomachache, so I left!
You idiot! You idiot!
You can't do that!
In the end you can only come to school for 30 minutes!
Beer instead.
You drank too much!
That's funny.
So now we're both single.
Does Yukiko go abroad with her boyfriend?
She doesn't go abroad.
Oh, I see.
How about we go to Hong Kong together?
Hong Kong is close.
You can get there as soon as you get off the train.
You don't have to worry about money.
Go ahead.
Excuse me for a second.
Hello?
Did Hiroshi have a fever?
Oh!
I told you many times I don't need food today!
I'll be back soon.
Thank you for waiting.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Hong Kong is...
What?
I'm in the drawer of the wardrobe!
The wardrobe...
Oh, I'm talking about Hong Kong.
Have you ever said "go out"?
I haven't yet.
Do you want to say it?
I want to say it.
Let's say there are 5 men.
Let's say there are 5 women.
Let's say you like A-kun.
Yes.
If other girls like A-kun too, do you like them? Or...
But I like a lot of people.
Yes, yes.
So I like 3 out of 5 people.
Here is the next talk.
This is from Madam Fitch, a 29-year-old housewife.
My husband is a negative husband who thinks bad things about bad people.
My husband has always had negative thoughts.
Last year, during an interview for a child's entrance exam,
he was so nervous that his negative habits wouldn't stop.
It was hard for him to get back on his feet.
How do you usually participate in raising children?
Yes.
As a father,
I try to communicate with my children in an open and objective way,
not only by increasing their individuality,
but also by raising them with a strong sense of society.
It's not perfect.
It's as you remember.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's not okay.
Even if you remember it perfectly,
there are things you can't tell in real life.
It's okay.
Because I'll laugh at you then.
An interview for a child's entrance exam,
it's up to that parent.
So if I don't do well,
this child will fail.
At this young age,
I'm going to taste negative thoughts as soon as possible.
It's not good.
This is really not good.
You don't have to think about that.
Just smile a little.
The attitude you have now
will be evaluated.
You're a criminal.
It's scary.
Smile properly.
What's wrong?
I messed up.
I was so nervous that I forgot to brush my teeth and come out this morning.
I don't know what's going on, but it can't be helped.
I can't do it.
The way I am now is very mouthy.
It's okay, even if you smell a little.
Besides, when I'm nervous, I'm the type of person who gets more and more mouthy.
Besides, when I speak with such a mouthy voice,
the interview room is filled with a smelly smell.
The smell doesn't affect the interview.
Are you stupid?
What are you thinking about?
If you say, 'This sound is mouthy,'
of course the house will be a garbage house.
That's your decision.
I don't think like that.
Wait a minute.
Don't do it like you always do.
Children who come from such a house,
every time they come to kindergarten,
they pick up garbage from the house one by one.
At last, kindergarten itself will be a garbage house.
It won't be like that.
I'm shocked.
My child will be old by tomorrow.
He won't be old at this age.
Violence breaks out in the house.
I quit my job and work for my child,
but I don't care about it.
My wife goes out with a stranger.
My child can't stand fighting every time she goes out.
At last, at the age of five,
my child goes into a separation facility.
There, they meet boxing.
Besides, rivals appear.
And then, the match of fate is decided.
However, they lose.
From being defeated, rivals are killed.
From a separation facility, they are transferred to a prison.
All of this began with my father's misfortune.
I understand.
From now on, you should buy a toothpaste set and brush your teeth.
Hey, on the way here,
remember that you didn't have a single coin in the convenience store.
Then, you should borrow a toilet dispenser spray.
Don't think of my training as poop.
It can't be helped.
It's the same as erasing your smell.
Think about it.
When you have an interview,
every time you say something, you spray yourself.
Do you think you have a chance of passing?
Then,
excuse me,
if you say, 'I pooped several times,'
you can spray yourself.
If you say, 'I pooped many times during the interview,'
there's no way you'll pass.
If you say, 'Your breath stinks,'
you can spray yourself.
Think about it.
Do you think there are people who say, 'Your breath stinks,'
but there are people who like it?
It's the same with Oda's chest.
When Kinoshita Tokijiro warms up his chest,
and says, 'This chest stinks,'
I don't think he'd say it that much.
Then,
just spray yourself.
Are you trying to kill me?
If you get gum from someone,
will you bite the interviewer's gum?
Will you bite me?
Mint leaves.
If you bite the mint leaves,
you'll lose your training.
If you can't find mint leaves,
there's no way you can find them in a convenience store.
There seems to be quite a lot.
Ask the kindergarten teacher.
Is there no mint leaves?
Ask and you'll know.
If you go to kindergarten,
I think it's the first time you've heard of it.
On a big accident day,
they say, 'Is there no mint leaves?'
Please forgive me.
Even if
this child goes to kindergarten,
he'll definitely be bullied.
Your dad says, 'Your breath stinks.'
Then he says to his mom,
Mom,
say goodbye to your breath-stinking dad,
and get married again.
After hearing that,
Mom starts her business
in order to find
a man with a breath-stinking mouth.
There come
politicians covered in food,
and violent doctors.
Then,
after becoming alone,
I finally got...
Next, Mr. Tanaka.
Yes?
Let's go.
Dad,
come on,
let's go.
No, I'm not going.
Dad.
If you're not going, let me go!
Let me go!
It was a sudden accident,
but they somehow
passed.
What's your name?!
I'm going to go!
"What's your type of girl?" "Oh, I see..."
My type of guy, like a miracle type.
If you say 'she', I'll really like you.
"Shinagawa-san!" "Shinagawa-san!"
"Really?!" "Why? Why?"
Your life looks fun.
I'm glad! You didn't know I was so negative until I died!
180 seconds of goodbye.
When my girlfriend, who I've been dating for three years,
came into my room,
we made a decision.
Here!
New products from the same store!
Wow!
Looks so good!
Right?! Try it, try it!
"Can I?" "Yeah!"
Wow!
This is definitely going to be a hit!
I came up with it on my own,
and it took me three months to develop it!
"Three months?!" "Yeah!"
The manager said,
it's definitely going to be one of our store's hit products!
As expected, you were born to be a patissier.
I guess you're right...
Let's go to Paris.
Huh?
Would you like to train at a famous store in Paris?
How do you know?
You asked Yuki, didn't you?
Being invited to that store
is a patissier's dream.
How can I say this, Yuki...
You should go.
It's OK. It's over now.
Besides, it doesn't change anything even if you go to Paris and train.
Tell me a lie.
You can't tell a lie about your dream.
But...
Because... if we go, we'll be separated.
Negotiation.
You draw one card, and if it's red you go, if it's black you don't go.
If it's black, God is telling you not to go.
God is telling you to go.
We'll be fine.
We're together for the future.
Just a little apart.
When you're anxious, remember the words I'm about to say.
I love you every day.
We can do it!
Because I love you every day.
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