AISubs v3.4
I don't know what I'm doing, but I don't know why I'm doing it.
Whimsy Concept
When we looked up ant nests, it seems that 20% of working ants don't know what they're doing just by playing.
After picking up that 20% from the nest with tweezers and looking at it for a while, we know that new 20% have stopped working and are starting to play.
In other words, an organization needs 20% of playing ants who don't know what they're doing.
Can you at least stand up and say that claim?
Tonight's new project!
"The Moment You Stopped Falling in Love for 100 Years" Special!
VTRs about love will be judged by regular people!
Another guest Otakishitobu will judge!
"Miracle Tonight" has also begun!
But tonight is a simple holiday.
Therefore...
Retreat!
Dismissed!
Relax! Don't you...
Tonight is Miracle Time's new program, "Miracle Love Trial - 100 Years of Love - The Moment It Cools Down Special"!
In this program, most of them are reproductions of the moment when a boyfriend or girlfriend cools down.
I see!
We'll do a reproduction skit and have the ten of you judge it.
Today, we have special by scene, and we have Osake Shinobu-tan join us as well!
Osake-san, I'm sure you've had a lot of love- cooling- down-moments, but...
When I was trying to go to a southern island, there was someone wearing leather shoes.
That cools you down, doesn't it?
"I love you!" or something like that.
First, let's watch this skit. Here you go!
At a Japanese-style izakaya!
This way!
Wow, what a stylish shop!
Right? I found out about it today!
Oh, you like it!
Yeah, I'm so happy!
Right? Right? Right?
Come in! Come in!
This skit is so relaxing, isn't it?
Hurry up! Manami-chan, hurry up!
Wait a minute! I'm wearing boots!
What's wrong?
Manami! What's with those shoes?!
There's a cute sock in there.
So, men and women, what do you think?
The verdict is...
Huh? No way!
Haru-chan is alone in a shark's eye.
Socks...
First of all, I basically think they stink.
Really?
When I used to live in a flooring house,
I could tell where a girl walked.
She had red feet.
I know, I know.
Excuse me for saying this, but...
From here to up there, it's all about the shape.
So, I'd like you to at least tell me what it looks like.
There's nothing I don't know about it.
What do you think of these opinions of women?
When you don't have time or you can't see it, you think it's fine.
And then you have to take it off and it's a mess.
When you think it's bad, you think it's bad.
It's a plus or minus.
She's a drinker.
She's wearing socks that don't have energy in them.
It doesn't cool you down.
It's a plus or minus.
She's a drinker.
Let's take a look at the first post.
This is it.
Yakiniku Yakiniku
Ah, I'm full.
The yakiniku here was good, wasn't it?
You know, you eat too much and your face looks like a cow.
It's just that I'm fat.
It's not a cow, is it a pig?
It's not a pig, it's not a pig.
Thank you for waiting.
Here's your 2,700 yen change.
Thank you.
You know...
Who started selling gum at a yakiniku restaurant?
As far as I know...
I heard that Jojoen Group, a yakiniku chain store, started it.
Oh, I see.
Yakiniku is a smelly food.
I guess that's why the customer liked the gum service so much.
It's refreshing in the mouth.
And I've heard that Jojoen is the only company that puts lemon on it.
You're funny, too.
No, no.
Thank you for today.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Shall we go?
Can I have one more gum, please?
So, men and women, how is it?
The judgement is...
Can you cool down with this?
I'm a little worried about it.
Plus, when it comes to food...
I'm not good at eating and stuff like that.
I've heard that before, but...
For women, when it comes to eating manners and stuff like that...
I don't like it when men do it.
I don't like it when men do their chores and stuff like that.
Especially for people who have done it before.
I really didn't like it.
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And check it out...
On your computer...
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Balance is important!
A new sofa and a new feel.
Born, New Cube.
Appearance of V-selection.
Her name is Cameo.
In a vast fantasy world, she fights for justice and adventure.
Cameo - Elements of Power.
The evolution of Mahjong has stopped?!
Listen!
More exciting Mahjong!
Will it end?
Communication Battle Mahjong - Toriumon!
Proudly on sale!
It was fun. Let's go home.
What?
Is this song okay?
But it will be extended.
It's okay. Let's go home.
Let's go.
Yuki, when will you love me?
Yuki!
Tell me, Yuki!
Yuki!
Ladies and gentlemen, how is it?
The stability is...
Mato-san, what do you not like about it?
Basically, when I go in and say my name, it's hard for me.
But you couldn't go up there, right?
I don't like it.
Natsuki-san, you don't like it?
There was once a person like this.
She participated in a party.
Even though everyone was there, she was like...
I don't like it!
Her breath stinks, too.
I don't like it.
I'm happy about it.
Ah, but there's always caution.
If Yashima-san does it, I might cool down a little.
Why is that?!
I actually do it.
I don't like it.
Didn't I tell you not to cool down?!
You!
I'm like Shinobu-san, but Yashima-san...
I don't like it.
The next post is this one.
It looks like a bar.
I don't like it.
This is where I used to go.
Really? I've always wanted to come to a shop like this.
Please come in.
You know that friend of yours who runs a company in Shinagawa?
Yeah.
I'm the one who introduced you to this shop.
What? In Shinagawa?
Yeah.
As expected of you, Haruku!
Welcome.
Good evening.
Oh, only Barton-san is here today.
The manager isn't here.
Please sit.
Thank you.
Huh?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I'm the usual.
As expected of you, you're a regular.
Oh, I forgot the name of each shop!
I'll leave it up to you.
What was it again?
If you're the manager, you should know.
I'm the manager.
What?
Oh, are you the friend of the owner of Shinagawa who came here recently?
Friend?
Please don't spit it out today.
Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think?
The verdict is...
This is satisfying.
It was satisfying.
This is not good.
Asuka's Otaku-san, do you agree with this?
Basically, I don't like lies.
Why do you have to look like that?
This is also for men.
I think there is a good reason for it.
In that case, I'll be honest and say...
No, I've only been introduced to you once and you've only brought me here once.
How can I say this honestly?
Are you a man, Harada-kun?
I don't like that.
That's why I say things like "I've been here before."
Sakuya-san, do you agree with Otaku-san?
Including Shinagawa-kun, it's meaningless.
Shinagawa's meaning...
A power that changes from within.
Ajien Beauty.
That god is so evolved and supple that even if you say it, you can't find a trace of it.
The world is jealous of this god.
Ajien-ssu 2nd Series.
I'm going!
You still can't cut it?
But it's a big favor, isn't it?
I think I can cut the car keys.
It's true.
Shin-chan, we have to go to the auto box.
Auto box and car keys?
We're going to fight, aren't we?
We're going to fight?
That's right! Why don't we ask the auto box?
The auto box and car keys are going to fight.
That's why I'm relieved. That's why I'm convinced.
Hey, hey, I'm going to fight, too.
Let's start our first car life!
Auto box.
Oh, is it difficult?
Dad...
Isn't it good, this morning?
Is it?
Here you go, Dad, your lunch.
This is embarrassing.
Here you go, Tashio-san, your lunch.
This is embarrassing.
You made it, didn't you?
Tashio-san?
Oh, I made a mistake.
Let's make sure in advance.
♪ Check it, promise ♪
Please check the contract carefully.
Please use it properly.
Damn it!
Let's take a look at the VTR.
Here you go.
At the game center...
I was quite addicted to it.
By the way, does Yuki come to a place like this?
Now then...
Nao-kun, did you say something just now?
No, you're late! Yuki really likes to chase people.
Let's go, let's go!
This looks difficult...
I'm not good at this either...
This looks good!
Yuki, let's do this!
Huh?
Sorry...
Yuki, you did it!
That's amazing!
Now then, everyone...
How is it? The verdict is...
I thought there would be a moment where I would cool down a little.
When you say that, you cool down.
Actually, I don't really want to see girls' special skills.
Riding a bike up a slope, standing up and climbing up.
Let's move on to the next challenge.
Going to her room.
Come in.
Excuse me.
What is it? It's not pretty at all!
It's not like that...
It's pretty! The flower shop is pretty, but the room is pretty, too!
Ah! So you didn't call me because you didn't like my room?
I did my best to clean it up!
I called you like this, so don't worry about little things!
"Don't worry about little things"?! I'm so frustrated! I'm being manipulated!
But can I get you a washroom? It's a little messy...
Wait a minute!
Wow! It's really well organized!
I'm going to be a good wife!
I wonder where the underwear is...
Don't open it without permission!
O-of course!
Did you see it?
No, I didn't!
You saw it, didn't you?!
No, I didn't!
You saw it, didn't you?!
No, I didn't!
Ladies and gentlemen, what is the verdict?!
Ah! This is also...
You said "clean up", didn't you?
I did clean up, but it's scary, isn't it? It's so messy...
On the contrary, when I was in the men's room, there was also a difference.
I'm going to withdraw this.
It's a beauty machine!
What?!
It's a beauty machine!
Now, here is the video you just saw. Here you go!
At Firstford store...
What's wrong, Manami?
Hiroshi...
Oh, so that's why you were hesitating.
That's because I caused trouble for everyone else.
You're too particular about little things.
Hesitating about little things...
Messing about with trivial things...
That's not fun!
It's only once in a lifetime.
Let's go big!
Thank you.
Talking with you made me feel better.
Oh, sorry.
I'll go buy some for you.
Hey, Manami!
Huh?
Points.
Huh?
I got points.
Two more and we'll be full!
Let's go big.
I'll get a little pot.
No, I'll get it.
I can't trust you.
Ladies and gentlemen...
What are the results?
This is hard.
Oh, this won't cool down either.
I know!
Will this cool down?
I know for girls.
But for men...
A little pot is a little...
Excuse me.
Let's see the results.
Go ahead.
Like a park...
I was happy today.
About what?
For inviting me on a date.
What are you talking about?
Maki is my girlfriend, right?
You didn't have confidence.
Hm?
Naoki-san is extroverted, popular, smart, kind...
Everything about you is perfect.
Hey, hey.
Sometimes it's too perfect and sometimes it's too hard.
I'm not sure if I'm really okay with you being my girlfriend.
I didn't have confidence.
You're stupid.
I love you.
Excuse me!
Can you take a picture of me?
Let's go.
What's wrong?
Stop it.
We're good friends.
Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think?
The judgment is...
What's wrong with you?
It's snowing and I'm feeling good.
I'm in a hurry to go home.
What do you think about this game?
It's not about whether you can exercise or not.
That's right.
I think it's a fear.
I see.
I don't want to see Lily's serious pose.
Yes!
I don't want to see it at all.
We've seen a lot of love for 100 years, but...
What do you think about it, Ota-san?
Basically, when you like someone, you can't forgive anything.
And when you hate someone, you can't forgive anything.
Great!
The last one is a good story that makes you cry a little.
Goodbye for 180 seconds.
It depicts the farewell of various people.
Goodbye for 180 seconds.
Well, congratulations on your graduation!
Cheers!
Wow, four years went by so fast.
I know! I can't believe it's been four years since we all met and had our first year anniversary party!
Have you been flirting with Maki since then?
You caught me!
Hey, did you have someone you really liked?
Huh?
You said you couldn't find someone you liked, but is that true?
Yeah, it's true. I guess that's how it is.
You're lying! We didn't say it, but you did!
I didn't say it!
Then who did?
I didn't say it!
Oh, right!
You two, don't mess with Yashima. You have something to say, right?
What is it?
I heard! You're living together from now on!
How do you know?
Lord Tomoka's ears receive messages from God!
Then why didn't you say it?!
No, I was going to say it today!
Really?!
It's true! It's true!
You two will drink a lot of wine for your same-sex love!
It's love!
You two will exchange love cups from now on!
Cheers!
In the end, it's always me who gets crushed.
At the usual station, we get on different trains today.
You said you couldn't find someone you like. Is that true?
Yeah, it's true. I guess that's my attitude.
You're lying. You're lying.
I've always liked you.
I love you every day.
I think I'll always love you.
I love you forever.
I love you.
Please be happy.
What did you say?
Did you like it?
I like it.
Guest Ootake Shinobu.
Self-produced and on sale now.
I want to do it.
Here is the proof.
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Start English away from your mom.
But the time you learn with everyone should make you bigger.
Do your best, junior.
Hey, say, say, junior!
On campaign!
Kobayakawa Nobuki's love.
"Kana-san," you said it for the first time.
I knew you were lying.
Actually, it's a day of training and eating,
but I'm attracted to meet you.
I will protect my family in my own way.
Kobayakawa Nobuki's love.
Thursday night at ten o'clock.
Talk.
Chew.
Lie.
Kiss.
This world's spring has come.
Kissed.
Matte maquillage.
Glossy rouge.
Kissed.
Who, who?
The New York boy who fell in love...
...was only one girl in the city.
A musical that makes people around the world happy.
A play on words, "Crazy for you."
The public will be happy.
Throat pain,
eye stretch.
In my mouth,
it's cold like ice.
Cold.
Medicine,
cure pain,
cold,
eye stretch,
grapefruit flavor,
blue yuzu flavor,
non-sugar.
Curry and vegetables...
We need to balance.
Less curry,
return it earlier.
Take off your glasses.
Lon Lon
Income plan.
Let's go.
The chief,
the company,
this job,
I hate it!
Thank you.
See?
As always,
just do as you're told.
Darth and Janduya of Morinaga.
Wonderful Small
Big release.
Simple Beauty.
Big release.
Esse debut.
Spring is a Salon Pass!
It's fine! It's green!
I'm attracted to Mouton!
Kobayakawa Nobuki's love.
I knew it was a lie.
I will protect my family in my own way.
I can't believe it.
Thursday at 10pm.
Choppily Happily!
You can watch it on Fuji TV!