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Women fight more and more.
And more and more, they become useless.
Tonight, we have a battle between women.
"Women's Fight Special".
It suits you, doesn't it?
Become useless.
"Women's Fight Special".
It suits you, doesn't it?
Moriko Miracle Time here.
Our guest for tonight is Keiichi Mikawa!
Keiichi-san!
Nice to meet you!
So...
Tonight...
We're doing "Women's Fight Special".
You've seen quite a lot of "Women's Fight", haven't you?
I love it.
You love it?
I've been listening to "Punch Girl" from upstairs today.
Sounds good.
We'd like you to tell us a lot about "Women's Fight".
This is from Artan-san, a 21-year-old student.
Even my friends have that Shuriken woman who they never want to turn against.
Shuriken woman!
Even my friends have that Shuriken woman.
What is it?
Haruhiko-kun, will you come with me on my next trip?
What?
That's great! Let's go!
But if you invite two cute girls...
Cute girls? No way!
No way!
I don't know what's wrong with Miss Campus, but this time I'm going to show my love for Haruhiko- kun!
That's right! At this rate, not only Miss Campus, but also Haruhiko-kun's most popular girlfriend will be taken away!
That's right!
Hm? Miss Campus, the best?
Hm? Hm? Hm?
Well, well, well! Anyway, I don't want Haruhiko- kun to be taken away by a girl like that!
That's true!
There's a woman who interferes with people's love affairs!
Leave it to me!
I'm counting on you!
Hey, let's spend the rest of our college life having fun!
But I haven't decided on a job yet. There are still a lot of reports left.
Oh, by the way, Konishi, have you decided on a job?
Yeah! The topic is television.
Wow!
It's a girl's channel! Isn't it amazing?!
No, it's not like that!
Miss Campus is different after all!
It's really not like that! I was just lucky!
No, you can't just be lucky!
You can't just be lucky!
No, it's really not like that!
Miss Campus is really nice!
You can get to know the people who come to interview you and get to know Konishi!
I can help you with a report!
What kind of report?
Physics!
But there's a lot of calculations in physics!
I'm not good at calculations!
Is that so?!
I'm surprisingly good at mathematics, so I can help you with that!
A woman who can calculate is really amazing!
Calculation is one of my specialties!
If you make a man feel like that and he turns around, you can use him!
Everything is calculated! It's amazing!
Anyway, Natsuki and I will do things we can cooperate with.
Let's go on a trip together!
Sounds good! Let's go!
Hmm... let's go!
Really?!
(Laughter)
It's amazing that a woman can get a man who is the number one man on campus!
It's amazing that a woman can get anything, not only a man's heart!
You can make a man feel like that and get high- quality things.
You can make a teacher feel like that and get a present for being a member.
Ah, you're wrong!
That disgusting professor...
He gave up his dream of becoming a honorary professor and became serious about it.
If he knew it was all for the membership, the professor would hate him for the rest of his life...
(Gunshots)
Manami is cute, so people often misunderstand her!
Ah, yes!
Manami is a very good girl!
She's cute and kind!
No, Natsuki!
Natsuki's style is good and she's beautiful!
A woman's friendship is beautiful!
Beautiful!
On the outside, she said, "He's proud of himself, so it's hard to get along with him," right?
On the outside, she said, "He has a different attitude in front of men," right?
(Gunshots)
On the outside, they praise each other, but on campus, they think they're number one!
(Gunshots)
Mmm, it's huge!
Today's lunch is a little tough, but it's Italian food from the suburbs.
Hey, did you know?
All kinds of cheese hamburg steaks are really good, too!
(Gunshots)
Thank you for everything.
Take care of it.
(Gunshots)
A shuriken woman.
I will never let you turn it around!
Mmm, I know where it is. Answer me.
Up. (Laughter)
(Gunshots)
Well, like now...
A woman who says "no"
A woman who says "no" always says "yes" when she doesn't have to say it.
It's like "yes" a lot.
I don't want to kick her away. (Laughter)
In the world of singing, you're always alone.
But in the world of actors, you're always in a team.
So there's a lot of "no"s in the world of actors.
It depends on how you say it, too.
Like, Yashima-san always says "you're beautiful today" on set.
(Laughter)
It's because I'm beautiful. (Laughter)
It depends on how you say it.
It depends on the lyrics.
"No"s are sometimes said by people who don't know what they're saying.
I'm the president of my own agency.
There's an employee there.
Sometimes we eat together with the employee's family.
We talk about cars and stuff.
Why don't you buy a new one?
And the wife gets drunk and says, "Oh, it's cheap."
Let's move on to the next woman.
I received this from a 26-year-old service worker.
It seems that a magazine called "Nikita" is popular right now.
I saw "Nikita" and posted it.
Nikita
Thank you.
I like that sweater.
Right? And it's on sale.
It's 5,000 yen off.
It suits you.
I like your jacket, too.
It's a Christmas present from him.
It's nice of him to give me something like that.
Here you go.
Thank you.
They're two women in their 40s who read too much "Nikita" in the magazine.
Why don't you listen to me?
Today's adage and adage are a little fashionable,
a little erotic,
a little snowy coordination,
and thin long golden fins.
Nice adage.
Nice adage for Adios' happy styling.
How much niquita?
Nice, a little snowy, three niquita.
Nice, three niquita and a little show.
Five niquita.
Thanks, five niquita.
What are you doing?
Like this, we praise each other's niquita every day.
What is adage?
I'm writing "glamorous woman" and calling her "adage".
Red?
Red for you.
As expected of adage, you know red well.
Red shock, red nails.
Red for you.
Nice adage.
Thanks, adage.
Red for you, side back.
Nice elegante.
Red for you, long.
Red for you, chin.
Nice joke, five niquita.
Thanks, five niquita.
Isn't his chin weird?
No matter how you look at it, it's embarrassing.
Present.
Present?
Yes.
Nice pasta.
Nice to see you, nice to touch you, naked dress.
Adage?
What's wrong, adage?
Adage has pimples?
A little pimple?
Thick pimple?
Soft pimple?
Sticky pimple?
Sticky, tropical pimple?
What about summer?
BIKINI!
Nice joke, eight niquita.
It's not a pimple, it's a rash, right?
I'm sorry, adage.
Have a nice day.
You don't ask for anything?
I dare to leave my seat.
What?
There you are.
The woman you asked for.
Even now, I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know.
You spend money for yourself and go to a fancy place.
In the entertainment world, it's like that.
It's really fun.
This is a T-shirt, right?
Can I have it?
This is 70,000 yen.
70,000 yen?
80,000 yen?
She's a celebrity in Yoshimoto.
She fixed my teeth.
1 million yen.
That's amazing.
1 million yen.
She called me and made a reservation.
She did everything for me.
I wondered if she was working hard.
But she quit.
She quit.
Who said that?
That's right.
Let's move on to the next woman.
This is a letter from Caramel Macchiato, 24 years old.
What do you do when your friends wear the same clothes as you like?
In our case, it was like this.
A low-level quarrel.
The other day...
While I was with my best friend...
A terrible incident...
Occurred.
Huh?
Yoko, what's wrong?
You look tired.
I'm a little tired.
I see.
You're a man now.
I'm sorry.
Huh?
Yoko, you changed your cell phone.
Yeah.
Is it a new model?
Yeah.
Can I see it?
Sure.
Huh?
It's really good.
What's wrong?
Huh?
What's this?
Oh...
I didn't mean to keep it a secret...
But I've been dating Haruhiko-kun for a while now.
No way!
What?
What do you mean? Why?
I'm dating with Haruhiko.
Haruhiko, you said you love only me.
If you say like that, I'll say the same thing.
No way! You're cheating with Shouko!
I'm not cheating! I'm serious!
I'm serious and you're cheating!
Because I'm dating with Haruhiko once a month!
I'm dating once a month and twice a month!
What are you saying?
Haruhiko is so sweet and cute to me.
So I always feed her.
When I took her to a high-class sushi restaurant,
she said "delicious, delicious" and went home as soon as she left the restaurant.
Because of that, Haruhiko is very attentive to me.
When I'm sleeping, she's so sweet to me.
She takes money out of my wallet and she's so cute!
What are you saying? That's obvious!
Haruhiko is like a child to me.
She's like a child to me.
She's so happy with my presents.
She said "I want to stay with you for a long time like Christmas" and came to me on the 27th.
When I gave her my red scarf, she was so happy and so cute!
On the contrary, I received her red scarf on the 28th.
Did you receive it?
I received it!
I can't believe it!
Evidence.
What's wrong with it? Evidence.
I got it. I got it.
I'll give that person to you.
After all, friendship with you is important, isn't it?
No way...
Anyway, it seems like I shook you.
Syoko...
You don't have to shake me.
It's okay. I haven't been hugged yet.
Close your eyes!
But...
From tomorrow, that person is yours.
Actually, I haven't been hugged yet.
So, she is yours!
She is yours!
Mine! Mine!
Hiroko's love!
It's Shouko's love!
It doesn't matter!
Yes, yes, yes!
So, it's time for the Miracle Choice!
What's that?
If you like someone and she is your friend, will you give her up or not?
I see!
Who will you give up? Raise your hands! Miracle Choice!
Wow, it's half!
I'd like to hear your opinion.
Shouko-san?
First of all, I don't like men who have to think about giving up or not.
Inosuke-chan?
I don't like fighting.
You don't like fighting in love, do you?
Well...
Even in your own skin, you fight in this world.
That's cool!
Well, we'll take a step forward.
Yes! We won't give up!
Muka-san?
I'll convince my friends.
Don't change!
Don't interfere!
Sophina's Ceramid Research Report.
Research into skin beauty began in 2005.
Ceramid-related substances, such as sufingocin, only account for 1% of cellular secretions.
1% that awakens skin beauty.
Believe in 1%.
It's new ceramid technology.
Feel it with the reborn Sophia.
Good night.
Pinch, pinch.
You can chat with your mouth.
It's delicious.
Delicious.
This shop is delicious.
It will work out.
You can also send a voice.
Hello Messenger starts now.
AU by KDDI.
Ah, I have to save money.
Then, look at me again!
But, it's mostly a mobile phone.
It's because of the mobile phone era!
Make your home phone cheaper from the basic amount.
KDDI Metal Plus Phone.
Accom.
Bye-bye!
I can't get out!
You have to check it properly.
Accom.
Alright!
When you use it, please check the contract contents.
Accom.
At Accom, we will check your application method and payment plan
with your computer or mobile phone!
Accom.
Please take good care of your appearance.
Next woman, please do a VTR of harassment.
I received it from a student who is 21 years old.
I know that a woman is jealous of a friend who is on a diet,
but I don't think you should interfere with it.
A woman who interferes with it.
Idiot!
Before a friend's firm determination to go on a diet,
an unexpected enemy was waiting for her.
Thank you!
You can put it up now.
Okay!
Good work!
Hey, there is a cake shop in front of the station.
Really?
Let's go and check it out!
It's decided!
Right, Tomoko?
I won't go.
What's wrong, Tomoko?
Are you sick?
No, I'm not sick.
Then, you just got your salary. Are you already disabled?
I'm not disabled.
Then, what are you doing?
I...
am on a diet.
Again!
Are you serious?
Really?
Why all of a sudden?
It's fine.
Oh, I got it!
You're in love, aren't you?
Oh, I got it! It's Ms. Haruhiko!
What proof do you have to say that?
You're too easy to understand.
It's not like that.
But I'll support you!
So we'll cancel today's cake!
Yeah!
Thank you, everyone.
Well, I got a lot of cake today, too.
Let's eat together.
Huh? You don't want to eat it?
Then I'll eat it all!
It's okay, Mako. Eat it all.
We'll go on a diet with you.
Huh? Diet?
I'll be reborn.
Oh, I see!
Well, good luck!
Tomoko, don't lose to temptation!
When you're in pain, think of Ms. Haruhiko!
I said it's not like that!
I won't forgive you!
I'm the only fat guy in Kansai!
Fat equals me! Me equals fat!
I'm going to make you die!
Ta-da!
Can you eat all of it today?
I said I won't eat anymore!
It's not good for you to stop eating all of a sudden!
You have to eat properly for the last supper ceremony!
If you don't organize your feelings properly, you won't be able to do your best!
This is common sense!
Don't suddenly give up!
That's right! Tomoko's determination is firm!
Tomoko!
If you don't eat this...
Everything will be trash!
Today's meal was delicious!
Last supper!
Today... is the last!
I thought it was the last!
It's so good!
It's the last one, so eat as much as you want!
Come on!
You're just a pig!
A born pig!
Listen, Tomoko!
You can't listen to what Mako says!
Mako just wants to interfere with your diet!
Oh, good morning!
Wait, were you listening to me?
Huh? What are you...
You're here!
Here, I bought some cake!
What is it, Mako?
Don't interfere with Tomoko's diet!
I'm not interfering!
I bought this for you and Manami!
I don't want it!
I don't want it, either!
I'll go along with Tomoko and put up with it!
It's no use trying to mess with you!
Kabute-chan...
I won't let you get away with this!
Well, it can't be helped.
Delicious!
Endure it! Endure it!
Endure it, Manpei.
It's not good for your life.
Good morning!
Huh? It looks like a delicious cake.
If you like it, please eat whatever you like.
Is it okay? Why?
I bought it, but I was in trouble because no one was eating it.
I'll eat it.
Delicious! Eat up! Eat up!
No, we're...
Goman-kun...
Huh? Goman-chan, you don't like cake, do you?
No... Um... Um...
I love it!
Goman-sama, it's so good!
It's good, isn't it?
You should eat mine, too.
It's really, really good!
It suits you!
Pork and cake go well together!
I believe that one day she'll be punished.
Mikawa-san, do you go on a diet?
I'm on a diet.
For how long?
For three days.
When I first did it for three days, I lost five kilos.
Five kilos in three days?!
Listen to me!
I can't stand it if it's only for three days!
You know, when we worked together in the past, you weren't that fat, right?
Yes, but after doing this job, I've gained about seven kilos.
Delicious!
Even more!
But why do you look so ugly?
I like subtle and gentle colors, not primary colors.
Choose your own combination.
Like me.
New March.
Shift fashion.
XBOX 360 PROJECT GOTH SAMURAI SIM 3
When did you get moved?
A fantasy RPG with friendship and emotion.
M. Enchanted Arm. On sale now.
Genji is out!
The winter forecast has changed.
Even in a dry morning like this...
When I wash with Piore...
I have to put on makeup as soon as possible.
I don't get impatient.
I want to touch it.
The impatient morning continues.
With Piore with makeup ingredients...
The skin is softened by holding water.
Popular young manga artist with a big comic spirit, manga that keeps cutting the line, "kimagure concept"!
How can this popular manga be reproduced by such a miraculous type!
"Kimagure concept"!
If you ask 30-year-olds about their plans for Monday and Friday,
Isn't Friday night open?
Huh? Friday of this week?
Even if you say it now, it's bound to be impossible!
But 20-year-olds say, "Isn't Friday night open?"
Hmm... I don't know, but maybe it might be okay.
Even if you say it now, it's bound to be impossible!
Get a hold of yourself!
"Maybe it might be okay" means...
For now, I'll put you under house arrest.
If I'm invited by a better man, I'll cancel it right away.
That's what it means, but...
20-year-olds are better at this.
Endo Shozou.
Yashima Norito.
Shinagawa Hiroshi.
"Self-sufficiency 800 yen" is...
New song "Cherry Blossom Color" will be released in March and April!
Let's go!
This program was brought to you by Nissan Automobile and...
...the following sponsors.
My mother is so happy!
Let's hurry up and make electricity!
Good one! I love you!
Please, don't.
I love my family just like you do.
Even though Rush is a compact car, it has such high standards!
Such high standards?!
Easy to drive
Feels good!
Looks good and compact
Rush, new experience!
It's here, Rush!
I'll take it, I'll take it
Wanna see?
Looks good
I fell asleep!
I underestimated Shinonome
Enjoy Shinonome
Ghanul First Tower
Do your best, Japan!
Now, at Kirin Beer, you'll win a double-sided jacket!
You'll win a toast set!
Wear it, drink it, and cheer for us!
The color of the zenith's flower is pure and white
New thin-sleeved short-sleeved shirt
A wolf?!
I'll use you as much as I can
That's what I think
I'm the wolf of San Sui Kan
Ah, I'm a little late, is it okay?
It's okay, if you go to the last minute on the left
With a side blind monitor, you can clearly see where you can't see on the left
Easy to use
Now, you too, try Nissan and accept the campaign!
Do you have any rock CDs?
Honda's gay...
Wide!
Happily!
Fuel efficiency medicine!
We have the perfect gay for you!
Quality experience fair underway!
In comparison, Honda is gay too!
We don't have days to study, do we?
I'm doing it!
Ah, you're always involved in club activities!
I'm doing it in a big way!
Straight to the university of your choice
Okay, high school lecture before the new title.
I believe in places with a proven track record.
Papple has sold over 1 million units in 17 years.
A new level of satisfaction, a real-life project begins
Papple cannot be removed
No one can compete with Cats!
Cats!
Wonderful Smaal Big Departure
It's hot if it's just thick
Just being cute is not enough
Please give birth to the cute and cute Vigo!
Heading out on the weekend
Nobuki Kobayakawa's love
Please open it quickly!
I was sent home and I couldn't go inside.
I also found myself in a bad position.
Shouldn't that woman have stopped?
I love my family the same way
A little happy! The reason is Fuji TV!