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Kappon! New Year's holiday plan! This year, girls like me will be hated! Let's go!
New Year's holiday plan!
This year's New Year's holiday is "This Kind of Woman Hates Me" 2006!
Happy New Year!
The members have gathered again.
They really are dancers.
Hello!
It's your first time on this show, right?
Ms. Susa Eriko?
Happy New Year!
Ms. Susa, what have you seen on this show?
I'm a big fan of Ms. Kokoriko.
She's been trying her best to look stylish.
Is that so?
Please sit down.
Hey!
It's been a little while since New Year's.
That's because you're veterans!
I'm a big fan of you.
You two are very refreshing and you speak very well.
Thank you!
Be careful not to overdo it!
Ms. Susa, what have you seen in 2006?
This year?
That's right.
This year...
You're still young!
What kind of woman are you this year?
That's right.
This year...
I'm thinking of being a sexy woman.
You're sexy!
I've never been called sexy in my life!
You're sexy!
That's right!
No, I'm not!
You're sexy!
Oh, you're not?
Wow!
At first, you came out as Takagi Mio.
Congratulations!
Ms. Yasuko, what kind of woman have you been in 2006?
Um... I've been failing in love all this time.
I've always chosen by looking at their faces.
All this time?
I've only looked at their faces.
Yes.
But this year, I won't choose by looking at their faces.
You won't choose by looking at their faces...
Yes.
Regardless of their looks...
I will choose about fourth place in terms of their looks.
But you're choosing by looking at their faces!
You're choosing by looking at their faces!
Yes, by looking at their faces!
I love this show.
Have you seen it before?
Yes.
"This Kind of Woman Is Disliked" special...
I watch it and study it until I make a video of it for my friends.
Why don't you make a video of it for your friends?
Why don't you do it yourself?
Connie, do you want to be like this woman in 2006?
Yes, I do.
I want to be the youngest woman.
I don't read books at all.
You know...
Tokyo Tower
I'm doing a wonderful fan art challenge.
That will make you cry.
Lee, thank you for coming like this.
When I came to Sonic's school earlier,
Ms. Miracle looked at Sonic and said,
You're attractive.
What does that mean?
And Ms. Sierra, it's your first time here, right?
Yes, thank you for having me.
What kind of woman do you want to be?
I'm often mistaken for Ms. Rinka.
But I want to say one thing to Ms. Rinka.
I don't want you to be vulgar.
I'm not vulgar!
I don't know what you mean.
Ms. Rinka is very charismatic.
Ms. Rinka doesn't mean vulgarity.
We are both vulgar!
I don't care!
When you say vulgar, Ms. Aoki gets irritated.
I don't want you to say vulgar in the opening!
I'll chase you away with all my might!
Let's see what kind of women are hated.
Mr. Gochan, 24 years old, received this.
That mother woman, Setsuko, was among the women he picked up recently.
Mother woman, Setsuko.
That mother woman, Setsuko, was among the women he picked up recently.
The weather is so nice!
It's like the sky is flying!
Thank you for your hard work!
This is free, so don't worry about it. It's warm.
Thank you.
Setsuko, let's slide together!
No, I can't slide at all, so I'll be a snowman.
But your skin is like snow, isn't it, Ms. Setsuko?
Not again, Mr. Shima. You're good.
Anyway, it's exactly ten o'clock, so let's eat.
I don't want to waste my time, so I'll slide one more minute.
Then me too!
No! You have to eat well!
It's okay!
No!
You ate it in the morning!
If you say no...
She's laughing. She's like Setsuko's mother.
You're a little nosy, aren't you?
But you don't have time...
I can't do it!
You have to eat!
Eat it because you think you've been fooled!
Everyone, let's eat!
Let's eat!
Everyone, what should we eat?
I'll have curry!
Me too!
I'll have curry too!
I heard that the maitake mushrooms here are famous!
The maitake mushrooms udon looks good!
Should I have tonjiru? It warms me up.
Tonjiru sounds good! But curry sounds good too!
Why don't you make curry and share it with Endo?
I don't like curry.
Why don't you make it for him? He's your older brother!
I'm not older than you!
And you like maitake mushrooms with tempura sauce, don't you?
Setsuko's mother was laughing a lot at the gerende.
I'll have curry and tonjiru.
And maitake mushrooms with tempura sauce.
Let's share maitake mushrooms with tempura sauce!
Setsuko, why don't you slide a little?
There's no point in skiing.
It's more fun like this.
It's hard to hold it with your bones, isn't it?
It's hot in here. Let's take one off.
It's hot in here.
Okay, okay, okay. I'll hold it for you.
Okay, okay.
Here you go.
Oh, no, no, no!
Huh?
You can't wear just one T-shirt!
You can't wear all of it!
All of it?
I can wear this on top of this, so it's fine, right?
You'll catch a cold, right?
The weather's nice, so it might be just right.
You can wear this overcoat, right?
Overcoat? It's fine!
You'll catch a cold, right?
What will you do if you go to the hospital?
Setsuko, you're thinking too much.
That's right, that's right. You can wear just one T-shirt, right?
Is it a manuscript?
Manuscript? What?
Is it a manuscript?
Manuscript? No, no, no!
Yashima, wear it!
Onii-chan!
I'm older than you, but I'm not like you!
Here, take off your glasses.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, head first...
And go!
Okay, this hand.
Okay, right hand.
Okay, left hand.
Okay, go!
Okay, good girl!
You won't catch a cold like this.
Okay, go play!
Okay, good girl!
Go play with everyone!
She just got home.
Go play!
Go, go, go!
Take off your coat.
You don't like me anymore, right?
Okay, right hand.
Okay, now left hand.
Okay, okay!
You have to look ahead properly!
You'll catch a cold from your neck!
Can I?
In the end, the mother and daughter made up a pace and thought that night would be a match.
Setsuko! Sorry for making you wait!
You played until it got cold!
It's cold in your stomach, so hurry up and take a bath!
Come on!
Setsuko-san, I welcome you to the bath!
Apparently, there is lust here!
Really? Then let's take a bath together!
What's with you, edgy!
Please stop it!
Goldfish! Goldfish!
What's going on!?
polar fish! polar fish!
Please stop it!
God damn it. So much goldfish.
What kind of lesson is she teaching me?
Let's go home.
Let's go.
We're sleeping at ten, though.
Mother and daughter...
They are a very harmful existence for men and women.
That scared me.
I have a question for you all.
If you happen to cook too much for your boyfriend,
is it okay for you to take it away?
Oh, Usuni-chan, is there something like that?
If I really don't save it, I'll just eat it up.
I can't really relate to most of the videos right now.
For example, what would you do?
Anything! Anything! Really, anything my mom would do is...
"Eat up and go get more vegetables," or...
"If you do that, you'll get a stomach upset," or...
All of a sudden, your hands are moving like your mom's.
How about you, Noe-chan? Do you do anything for him?
Since my husband doesn't do anything for me, I do everything for him.
For example, if we go eat crab together,
and if he says, "It's such a hassle to peel a crab,"
I forget to eat it myself and peel it for him.
When we go eat crab, I don't always get full.
Tamado-san, do you know how Setsuka-san is like?
Yes, and rather than being perfect, it's better to have someone you can rely on.
It's better for you to have someone you can rely on, right?
That's why I like someone I can rely on.
You like someone you can't rely on?
Even on your cell phone, you say "five o'clock," "two o'clock," you like that kind of thing?
Yes, yes, yes. On my email, it says "good morning" and "it's you," and stuff like that.
And weird emojis like, "This isn't the place," and stuff like that.
"It's raining today," like onigiri.
What's wrong with you?
I couldn't raise my hand for you, Takagi-san.
I won't do anything for you.
On the contrary, I think you'll do a lot for me.
You think you'll do a lot for me?
That's right. In the entertainment world, the image you see on TV is usually the opposite of what you really think.
Stop talking about that! Stop talking about that!
I didn't think it would be such a heavy topic.
She's so brave.
Suga-san...
But I don't care about you at all.
On the contrary, I want you to take care of me.
Why don't you do it?
What a pain in the ass.
It's amazing what kind of men I like.
What do you like?
In terms of appearance...
Miracle members...
What do you mean?
If you're going to make me your little brother, I'll make you Haruhiko-san.
If you're going to make me your little brother, I don't care about you at all.
I don't care about you at all.
As a target of love...
I understand.
I'm a big fan of Poporiko.
If you compare Endo-san and Tanaka-san...
If you shuffle them and divide them in half...
There's no such thing!
There isn't!
For example, if I haven't done anything wrong...
If you compare Endo-san and me...
I feel like I have to do things very precisely and thoroughly.
When you play?
Yeah, even when you're at home.
I don't do anything like that.
It's the opposite!
Really?
In the entertainment world, appearance and reality are completely different.
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What's up? I'm out of data.
I'm out of breath.
This place is good. I really recommend it!
You can send pictures, too.
This place is so good!
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Thank you. It'll work out.
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Yes, I received it from Mr. Gu, a 29-year-old salaryman.
There are female employees who want to use popular words in my company, but when she uses it, something gets annoying.
A woman who wants to use popular words, Ryuko.
There is a woman named Ryuko in my company who wants to use popular words a lot.
When such Ryuko uses popular words, for some reason it gets annoying.
So, so?
So, I got addicted to that omija cake and when I realized it, I gained two kilos.
No, no, but you've gained a little, haven't you?
That's right.
Wait a minute, Natsuki, Natsuki, close your jaw and look at me.
Is it light and dangerous?
What's wrong, what's wrong?
Somehow, Natsuki got addicted to cake and gained weight.
Eh, really?
Natsuki, Natsuki, is it light and dangerous?
Why, why?
Why?
If Sakai says it, it's so interesting, but if she says it...
Why is it annoying?
Ah, that's right, that's right.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
I knew it.
I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it.
It's more annoying than polyamory.
What is this anger?
Ah, everyone's reaction is slow.
Ryuko, say it, say it.
The theater is too small!
I see...
Anyway, let's get back to work.
Yeah.
I need to call someone I'm good at.
Everyone is so serious about fashion.
If you don't get more excited, you won't be popular with girls.
Hold it down. Hold it down.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Anyway, we got a bonus.
Cheers!
I'm sorry I'm late.
You're late, Ryuko.
Hey, hey, beer, beer.
Asukina, pour it for me.
Okay.
Thank you.
Adios!
What's wrong? Don't you know?
Yeah.
Cheers, then.
Cheers, cheers.
Cheers!
You're not excited at all.
Hey, Izakaya style!
Tebasaki style!
The alcohol is terrible!
The beer is bitter!
I can't drink it at all!
Sorry I'm late.
Oh, Tsunagi is here, too!
Red pepper and kibomu.
What's wrong?
Let's drink.
Let's drink. Why isn't everyone excited?
Let's drink.
You spilled it and it's wet.
Take off your tie.
Cool with.
Hey, Yashima-kakari-cho.
Is Oni-yome doing well?
Yeah.
Hey, you two, let's get excited!
Let's get excited!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Exploration team! Yes! Yes! Exploration team!
Gonbin, the soldier, is gone!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
We're at our limit!
Someone shut him up!
Change our weapons!
Someone!
Alright!
Don't get excited!
That's old!
I'm Naoki.
I don't know what a woman's heart is like.
I'm Naoki.
Why does this guy get angry just by talking?
That's...
Because of this face!
I want you all to know...
I'm weak against trends!
Oh, you know?
I'm weak against trends.
He's weak.
When Jingisukan was popular...
I didn't know what meat it was, but I kept eating it.
He said it was popular, so I kept eating it, but I didn't know what meat it was.
How about you, Connie?
I'm weak against...
I'm weak against trendy words.
I don't know if it's popular or not, but...
I often use "something".
I use it!
For example, when I'm walking down the street...
Which one is right or left?
Is there anything like "soba"?
"Soba"!
I use it like that!
What about you, Seira-chan?
Yes!
I want to use the words spoken by comedians.
For example?
It's like a good memory.
Recently, I've been saying...
"Ominwani"!
I'm always told I'm wrong, but...
I can't remember it at all.
She can't remember a single aspect of it. She's pretty stupid.
Even though she took it seriously!
Recently, I've been using "touch".
Do you know it?
Oh, you two!
They're trying really hard to sell "omairaitsikacorosu".
I don't think it's popular anymore.
What about you, Aoki?
I want to know about fashion trends.
It's popular again today, isn't it?
Yes, it seems like it.
Yamato Nadeshiko-style fashion is popular now.
But I don't know much about fashion, so...
I ask Rinka-chan about it.
I get emails from time to time.
Which suitcase is good?
I ask Rinka-chan which suitcase is good...
And Rinka-chan says, "Which one was it?"
"The silver one sold in "tokyo hunt"..."
Rimoir.
Yes, Rimoir is definitely good.
Don't you have any other suitcases?
No, Rimoir is definitely good.
And when we went on a trip overseas together...
Rinka-chan had a baton!
What?!
Rimoir?!
I hope I can have a love scene with Conny-tan, too.
I hope you are there.
I hope the world is there.
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Bathroman Shinringon-style, relax your fatigue!
It was hard work today, too!
Bathroman Hinoki-style, let's relax!
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Hello, I'm Kaba-chan.
The mystery of the scrambled egg has been solved.
An egg-spraying system that soaks up liquid residue from top to bottom.
It's said to smell well until the last drop.
The secret is in this form!
Scrambled egg!
When the center of gravity drops, you can run better.
It doesn't wobble and increases stability.
Honda's low center of gravity minivan.
Odyssey.
Elysion.
Step Wagon.
In progress.
A little hard.
Next Proportion.
Odyssey.
M. Aero Edition.
Coming soon!
Good morning!
Hawaiian!
Excuse me!
It doesn't get any better.
Hawaiian!
That was a perfect pronunciation!
My kid's big plan!
That's terrible.
Terrible?
PlayStation Portable
It's stupid, but I can't stop it!
Vitahel 2000!
Wonbin is cool with...
...as it is.
I got it!
Let's move on to the next post of "Hated Women."
This is from Yua, a 25-year-old OL.
I admire celebrities, but I don't want to be one of them.
Let me introduce you.
"Under-celebrity Woman," celebrity!
The president of my company is a "under-celebrity" who is now making a lot of noise in the streets.
I'm Koni-san, and I'm going to work with you in this "miracle shot."
Nice to meet you.
Why did you say that?
If you're going to work with me, you should've said something else!
It's because I admire the president of this company, Serimi Kandayama.
What?
But if you say "president Serimi," you're talking about a celebrity who admires women, right?
You're right. I'm talking about a woman president who succeeded in starting her own company.
She's 35 years old and still young.
See? She's a celebrity!
Remember one thing.
She's not a celebrity!
She's "under-celebrity"!
"Under-celebrity"? What does that mean?
It means that she's a "under-celebrity" who succeeded in starting her own company.
In short, she's a "under-celebrity" who suddenly made a lot of money and is still imitating the celebrity's style without knowing how to spend it.
Is that so?
Wait, wait, wait!
This is bad, this is bad!
What's wrong with you? You're in a hurry.
No, no, this month's sales have dropped by 2% compared to last month!
What?!
So that means you're a "under-celebrity"?!
That's right, but even if you know it this morning and you're in a bad mood...
I knew it!
Is it troublesome for a celebrity president to be in a bad mood?
It's not about being troublesome!
You're saying it so negatively.
In that case, I'll say it!
You'll say it?!
What does "under-celebrity" mean?
"Under-celebrity" is happy to be praised for being a celebrity, unlike a real celebrity!
What do you mean?
Well, well, just watch.
Good morning!
Um, I'll be in trouble from today.
Oh, I didn't say that.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Yashima?
Yes.
You're asking about sales this month, right?
Yes, I am.
What's going on?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
CEO Jeremy, you have a great skin.
Honey, I didn't say that.
Where are you going?
Hotel Okura.
Wow!
Hotel Okura's accessories...
As expected...
Sales!
That's not true.
I'm serious.
Look.
Because...
I'm a woman who goes to a high-end cosmetics brand, Geran's accessories shop in Hotel Okura.
Isn't that proof?
It just happened to be there for me.
Wow!
So, are you going to work today?
Wait a minute!
I haven't finished talking about sales for this month yet.
What do you mean?
I heard...
I heard, President Seremi.
You started going to a cooking class.
I'm not talking about that now.
Because I heard you went to a cooking class that ordinary people can't go to.
I'm not talking about that now.
Which cooking class was it?
Shirogane French Restaurant, Ozawa.
Shirogane French Restaurant?
O-ZA-WA.
O-ZAWA.
Shirogane French Restaurant, Ozawa.
You learned how to cook in Ozawa.
That's amazing.
SEREMI!
It just happened to be there for me.
I'm not talking about that now!
Shirogane French Restaurant, Ozawa doesn't have a cooking class that ordinary people can't go to.
But why?
But why can you go there?
It's only for regular customers of that restaurant.
In other words, the president...
Isn't that proof of your sales?
Maybe you're right.
Well, well, well, that's it for today.
Wait a minute!
I'm talking about this month's sales...
Can I say it again?
We're all working hard together.
This story is over!
As expected of President Celebi!
I'm glad I joined this company!
As expected of Celebi!
You're so generous!
All right! Let's all work hard to increase sales next month!
Yeah!
Oh, but before that...
You're fired today.
What?!
You're the cause of sales, aren't you?
What?!
No, President Celebi!
Celebi, don't you know me?
Celebi, Ce... Celebi!
Stop it.
Ce... Celebi!
I think you're a Celebi!
Celebi?
Everyone's working hard for this entertainment industry...
You're a Celebi!
If you ask me "are you a Celebi?" and I say "yes", that's indecent!
Then don't ask me that question!
It's true!
She's quick!
Did you raise your hand?!
She's quick!
What do you think of being a celebrity?
Well, it means you have enough money to live on your own, right?
Yes. Last year, I sold well, too. Thank you.
What about you, Rinka-chan?
I'm a celebrity once a month.
Really?
Four active models get together once a month...
...go to fancy places and eat fancy food...
...or go abroad.
Is there a hot Italian dish coming up right now?
I don't know.
You don't know?!
So, Moe-chan, you're a celebrity, right?
You got married to someone related to IT, right?
Maybe you think I'm a celebrity...
...but I'm a fake celebrity.
Why?!
Your husband is a celebrity, too.
When we go to the supermarket together...
...I'm the one who cleans the bathroom.
The sponge in the bathroom got dirty...
...so I thought I'd buy a new one...
...and I put the sponge in the basket.
Then my husband says, "Why are you buying it?"
You have a sponge at home, don't you?
And he puts it back.
When it comes to things...
...it's very severe.
I think there's a great sense of life.
But no matter what you say, you're just lazy?!
This year, too...
...we're doing a survey for women...
...about miracles.
The topic is...
I hate this kind of woman.
First up is this miracle board.
Open!
A woman who doesn't listen to others.
Who is this?
- Yes. - Oh, it's Takagi-san.
You don't like it, do you?
When I say, "I'm like this," you get on it...
...and say, "Yes, you're like that."
- Yes. - For now...
- Yes. - Yes.
- Ah! - Ah!
- Next up is this one. - Yes.
Dapun! Kai! Manesuru! Anne!
- Who could this be? - Yes.
- Ah, Natsuki-chan! - Yes.
- From my job perspective, I'm very happy when people copy me... - Yes.
- ...but when I say, "I bought this bag and this pouch,"... - Yes.
- ...the next week I'll have the same thing... - Yes.
- ...and say, "Ah, it's like a pair of lips." - Ah, that's right.
- Why doesn't that person try to have themselves? - Yes.
- No, but that's... - Yes.
- ...because they admire you... - Yes.
- ...so it can't be helped. - Don't they look cute?
- Yes. - The ones you have.
- In the beginning, I only copied people... - Yes.
- ...by forcibly buying two of them... - Yes.
- ...and saying, "Here's the money." - Eh?
- What? - Why? - Why?
- Natsuki-chan, why? - Natsuki-chan, why?
- I don't need it sexually. - I don't need it sexually.
- That's wrong.
- Next up is this one, Miracle Bird. - Yes.
Dapun! Gabun! Motokare wo shoukai suru onna!
- Eh? What does that mean? - What does that mean?
- Who could this be? - Yes.
- Ah, Natsuki! - Yes.
- What is this? - Yes.
- I told my friend, "Someone introduce me!" - Yes.
- I told him, "There's someone nice, so I'll introduce you!" - Yes.
- He brought me here. - Yes.
- We were talking, and he said, "What's up with you? You're Motokare." - Wow, that's tough!
- Wow! - Wow!
- And I was rejected. - Wow!
- I thought, "Wow!" - Wow!
- I thought, "No way!" - Wow!
- I said, "I'm sorry." - Oh, I see.
- And I asked him to introduce me to someone else. - Yes.
- And he said it again, "You're Motokare." - Eh?
- Eh?
- And he repeated it three times. - Oh!
- Eh?
- And in the end, I didn't do anything with them. - Yes.
- I didn't make any friends, and it ended there. - Yes.
- But recently, I've been dating my high school boyfriend. - Wow!
- That's bad! - That's bad!
- Yes.
- How can you date someone like that? - No, I don't think you can!
- I don't think you can! - It's like a village where only four people live.
- And with that, let's look at the posts of girls who are hated! - Yes!
- We received posts from 6 other college students. - Yes!
- We received posts from girls who are hated at high school, so we'll introduce you in summary.
- This is a shout from the hearts of high school boys who are wandering in search of love.
- Ladies who are looking for love, please be careful!
- In high school, girls like this are hated.
- In high school, girls like this are hated!
- But... I'm fat.
- You're not fat at all!
- But I think my face is about middle height.
- That's not true! You're a queen!
- But I've never seen a cute girl like you!
- That's not true! You're not cute at all!
- Girls who want to be praised.
- Yay! I'm a queen!
- Then, number one is...
- Number five's...
- Kiss on the cheek!
- Yay! I'm number five!
- No, I'm number one!
- Yay! Kiss on the cheek!
- Seriously, seriously, forgive me.
- Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
- I said no!
- It's a hot kiss! It's a hot kiss!
- I said no!
- I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!
We're done.
Hey, Natsuki. Coke up more!
Don't you dare, Natsuki! I'll drink it myself.
Are you drunk?
Manami, wanna go to Disneyland together next time?
I guess not. I'm busy, and not in the mood.
What about you, Sonemaki?
I'm going to Disneyland.
Rock and Smash On!
Murakami-san, tell me about your cell phone.
Huh? I don't want to. Are you stupid?
I don't know what you want.
Tell me about your cell phone.
I don't want to.
Natsuki-chan, you're a college student?
That's right! People say I don't look well.
You have the same eyes as me, right?
Same eyes as you?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
Matsuisa-san, you're my ideal type.
I don't want to!
But you know, you could be an actress or something, since you're so cute.
Stop it already!
TV!
I don't like it!
Body touch is too strong.
I don't like it!
Ah, Shinagawa-san.
Yeah?
Could you get me the menu in the back?
Yeah, sure.
Ah...
Low-rise. Too low.
Shinagawa-san.
Yeah?
Could you get me the menu in the back?
Why?
Could you get me the menu in the back?
Yeah, sure.
I already have it in front of me.
Here we go.
Okay.
Has she ever been to a club?
Club?
Huh?
Not even once?
Not even once!
I want to go there at least once!
It's hard for me to go there at least once.
If you're going to invite me, I won't even go to a club.
Are you sure you're okay with that?
If we say we're going to open a club, will you come?
I have a low hurdle, so it's okay.
Hey!
I have a low hurdle, so it's okay.
I didn't think you'd say "hurdle" in front of Kusuda-san.
But you're set at a low hurdle.
I'm totally fine!
It's going to be a beautiful flow of music, so...
The progress...
There are people like that.
No, please.
There are people like that.
People like that.
People often say you should do a group performance.
Practice.
Why are you telling me about that practice now?
It's perfect.
Have you been to a group performance?
How was it?
Recently...
Recently?
It's fine.
Recently...
I talk a lot.
It's like...
Mio-chan, you're lonely, aren't you?
I'm being told that, right?
But there's a man who's even lonelier than me waiting for me!
Isn't that great?
But it's not like that!
Healthy First
Georgia Grande only used a lot of selected large grain beans.
Oishisa Grande
Georgia Grande is very popular!
We gave them to her!
♪ That's where the world changed ♪
Even if it's not summer, are you taking measures against global warming?
Let's try to live on Earth for a whole year.
Regular power cuts are of course important.
But I think making electricity yourself is the best way to save electricity.
Make all of Japan's roofs solar powered.
SUNVISTA. SHARP's solar power system.
SHARP.
What should we do?
Eiffel Tower.
It's Eiffel Tower!
Please check the contract carefully and plan your repayment plan.
I made a mistake.
Next report, please.
I got this from a 21-year-old student.
I thought Tokyo was a place with a lot of local residents.
BEHIND THE MAID CAFE
The maid cafe where I started my part-time job the other day was surprisingly full of local residents.
Master, I brought you some food.
How many times do I have to tell you?
I didn't say "I brought you food," I said "I brought you mochi."
And why do you say "tea" when you should say "tea" normally?
I'm sorry. I've been like this since I was little, and I get nervous easily.
Customers come to the maid cafe for healing and mercy.
I'm not that kind of person.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Candy.
You look scared. What's wrong?
I'm not scared, Milky.
I was in trouble because I couldn't get this Peach out of my head.
Oh, my.
Peach, you can do it!
You can do it!
Thank you.
Peach, I'll do my best.
A maid is a maid no matter what.
Yes!
Geez! It's easy today, too!
Alice, it's not good for Peach's education.
Don't say that.
When customers come, we have to treat them like kings.
Let's give them a hard time.
You can't do that.
Master will know about it.
It's important to take care of yourself.
Hey, Sakai.
What do you mean "it's okay"?
If you drink, you'll end up in Osaka.
Really?
Sakai, you can't say that.
I don't know where Osaka is.
Don't call me "Milky".
You're a "thief".
"Thief"?
What do you mean "thief"?
I'll pay you.
I'm stressed out dealing with you guys.
Let's do it as usual.
I'm a resident of your world.
You're lying.
I'm not lying.
You're lying.
I'm not lying.
You're lying.
You're lying!
I'll kill you, you idiot!
You're a woman of a date!
I'm not saying anything about you.
If you say anything about me, I'll kill you!
Candy-san, you can't say that.
A maid shouldn't say that.
Candy-san, you idiot!
You're covering your mouth like a cat.
I'm a cat, meow.
What are you?
Meow, meow.
You're flirting with a woman of a date!
If you say anything about me, I won't forgive you!
Good, good.
This is getting really comfortable.
Hold it!
The woman itself is afraid of you.
You're exaggerating!
So you're all heavy-handed!
From customers to everyone who orders you to put rice on it
you'll never listen!
From someone who orders you to put bread or bananas on your coffee
I'm more worried about you.
Is that what you've been saying all this time?
Now the world of Nagoya.
Nagoya is the world!
What did you say?
Didn't you have a name like "Tebasaki"?
Did you say "Temusukun"?
It's "Morizoukun"!
If you're going to make fun of me like that,
I'm going to make you look like Tom and Jerry!
Really?!
It was such a fun event!
I went with my uncle and aunt!
People from all over the world came together!
What?!
Can someone translate this for me?
It's not my fault!
If I had a brain, I wouldn't have fought with you!
It would make me happy if I could go back to my old self!
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Just stop it!
There's no such thing as "mel-hen" in Osaka!
It's "chi-chi-ki-chi"!
Excuse me!
You're still in there! Get out of here!
Master! Welcome back!
Are you all right now?
I'm sorry!
Even though he's from Nagoya,
he said "take the world!"
as if he was going on an expedition.
Pooh!
Pooh?
I didn't say that, Master!
I just want you to know that
just like a fool this year,
he made a big dive
along the Dotonbori River.
I'm in trouble.
Master!
I've only seen fish and bonitos!
Bonitos are on fire!
Eating bonitos all day long
isn't a bad idea!
It's a big favor!
If you lose to a dragon,
you'll sink!
You're weak!
I'm sick of this!
I don't want you to say it!
Master!
Me neither!
Enough!
You Agressors!
Excuse me!
Sorry!
Please enjoy this fire!
What? What?
Hello?
Oh, no! I'm in a pinch!
I have to save myself!
What are you doing?
One, two, fire! Two, two, fire!
Help me!
Fire!
I can't go back to the beginning!
Fire, fire, fire!
Words other than "farmers" who own farmland.
Oh, me too.
Oh, by the way, Ms. Kusuta...
I'm from Ise City in Mie Prefecture.
Oh, Ise!
What is "ise"?
Is it a Kansai dialect?
Oh, it's a Kansai dialect, and the words are...
Why are you asking me all of a sudden? I don't know how to answer you!
- Oh, wow! - It's like that.
- Ise! - It's like that.
I'm a friend of a farmer's son.
You own a farm in Tamaru?
- I'm from Osaka... - Oh, I see.
So at first, I couldn't understand words in Tokyo.
Like "itekomasu" and stuff like that.
It's amazing how you're using "itekomasu" these days, Ms. Tamaru.
Recently, I thought "oh, this doesn't work either" because of "hasharuku".
- What? - "Hasharuku"?
- I'm from Osaka, too... - "Hasharuku"?
- In Osaka, "hasharuku" is... - "Hasharuku"?
Oh, so you're from Kawachi, right?
"Hey you, it's "hasharuku", but you say "choro choro" instead of "hasharuku".
- Sonin-chan, you're from Kawachi? - I'm from Kawachi, but...
- Kawachi, too. - So now, when I watch your VTR...
- It's amazing! - It's just like you, Conny-tan.
- Conny-tan, you're amazing! - You're amazing, too.
But Conny-tan, you're from Kagoshima, right?
Sakai-san, you're from Tokyo, and I'm from Osaka.
Miyazaki-chan, you're from Akita, right?
But, you know, Matsuji-san was using Nagoya dialect, right?
You're originally from Nagoya, so there's a lot of pressure.
- Because you're from Nagoya... - Why is it so hot in Nagoya?
- Because you're in Nagoya, you don't report it. - Calm down.
- It's amazing how much you've practiced. - It's the first time I've heard it in Nagoya.
- Calm down! - What about you, Keiro-chan?
My mother is Cuban and my father is Japanese.
Until I was 5 or 6 years old, I could only speak Spanish.
- You can't even speak Spanish today? - When I start speaking Spanish, people always laugh at me.
For example, "Let's hurry up for tomorrow's rehearsal."
- "Un poco" means "a little". - But "un poco" doesn't exist in Japanese.
- It doesn't? - If it did, it would be an interesting word.
- There's also "un chicle". - "Un chicle"?
- It's not "un chicle"... - Then what is it?
- It's not "un chicle", it's "un chicle"! - "Un chicle" means "chewing gum".
- Right? Right? Look! - Who are you listening to?
- Spanish! Spanish! - Spanish! Spanish!
- It's not "un chicle" in Spanish. - I get it now!
- I get it now!
- To be exact, it's "un chicle", which means "give me one gum". - Give me one!
- "Un chicle" means "give me one gum".
- It's not "un chicle", it's "un chicle"! - Is it New Year's Day?
- Is it New Year's Day? Everyone should live more beautifully! Right? Right? - Give me one!
I want to play with someone next to me.
The broadcast from here will be brought to you for the first time...
Because I'm bad at it!
...with UNICHARM...
And a hot cup of water!
I have to bathe in the bubble wind!
...with the sponsorship provided by these sponsors.
I want to see it!
Everyone, please do it seriously!
I want to see it!
It's painful!
Super powerful water guard...
It's coming, isn't it?
It's coming!
To a beautiful place...
It's coming!
All the way to the back...
It's coming!
The middle is fluffy...
It doesn't make a gap all the way to the back...
That's why it's a water-absorbent...
Super water-absorbent guard!
Hmm...
It's slim...
But I'm not worried...
Because the middle is...
Fluffy?
Slim is from flimsy to fluffy...
It's fluffy, so you can rest assured...
It's a body fit...
Even at night...
It's a power reserve...
...so you can rest assured.
I was born...
In a class by hurricane...
Bonks!
Fighters...
Simple Beauty
Essay debut!
3rd and 4th are at Daihatsu!
Let's go!
Onii-chan!
Help me out a little!
I'm already Onii-chan!
Me?!
I'm counting on you, Onii-chan!
Yes!
I'm Onii-chan!
Got it?
Pittant to parents and children! Daihatsu tant!
Pittant me!
Simple Beauty
Please don't come anymore.
It's a long way to go.
Autonomous Insurance is a first step to Japan!
One do! One do!
Stop!
Simple Beauty
I hope you have a happy year!
Let's see the posts of girls who are hated!
This one is from Yoppy-san, 25 years old.
My co-worker is a great person, but I think she's too Japanese for me.
Sachiko
"Sachious Woman Championship"!
Tonight, we had another strong post from "Sachious Woman"!
I'm looking forward to it!
Today is a busy day, isn't it?
Over Christmas, there has been a clear change in human relations between companies.
That's right!
While men and women who are firmly tied to the New Year's Eve are sweetly whispering to each other for the holiday at the end of the year,
"Sachiko" is of course!
"Winner"!
And "United"!
"Receiving"!
"Sachiko" received without receiving a present for Christmas!
While most women receive expensive accessories and bags, "winner" is a woman who receives things.
However!
"Sachious Woman" will hit the keyboard!
There is no way that work is so hard on the day of work.
This is definitely a busy day!
You want to turn your eyes away from the surrounding situation, don't you?
Oh!
"Sachious Woman" picked up the phone that wasn't ringing!
It's a trend.
For "Sachious Woman", Christmas is a tough year.
And now it's lunch break.
Oh, does it itch? It looks itchy.
Hey, Sachiko, let's go eat together.
Huh? Can we? Who says we can't?
Of course you can.
But we can't eat together for a while.
That's right. Let's go, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, is it Lam-chan?
Lately, Lam-chan's speech is a trademark of "Sachious".
Oh, it does itch, doesn't it?
Ah, this O.O.L. wallet she's holding.
For some reason, it tickles me.
It's really cute, isn't it?
Let me put it in my hand for a moment.
Her name is "Mew Mew", isn't it?
Each of you has your own brand of fashion.
It's a must-have item for lunch break fashion.
I see, I see.
Now, what kind of wallet will Sachiko...
Ah, this is...
This is the bag when the landlord goes to collect rent in the drama.
You're not the landlord, Sachiko!
Sachiko is strong today.
Hey, everyone! If you don't mind, I'll treat you today!
What?!
As expected of you, Boss!
Let's go!
Ah, Sachiko is also happy with the sudden treat!
As expected, it seems like the three-time payment is expensive.
Oops...
Huh? Sachiko, come back!
Special savings!
I'm tearing up.
However, this savings doesn't have this kind of purpose!
She said "yes" in a low voice!
Now, the bonfire has surrounded the pot.
However, it's rare for Sachiko to be swung around by her cell phone.
I see. However, I can almost imagine who Sachiko is talking to.
It must be her family.
Hey! Sachiko, you're not good enough either!
Who are you talking to?
I'm sorry. I'm from the inspection committee.
That's unfair!
Today, Sachiko is jumping over our expectations lightly.
Today is a big day!
Now, I will eat too!
That's right, Sachiko, you have to eat more and more and nourish yourself!
Now, Sachiko is in the middle of the pot!
There's not much left, so I want her to do her best.
Now, Sachiko is going to get some fresh oysters...
Ahhhh! She took it!
I'm sorry, Sachiko!
Ah, it's fine, it's fine! Actually, I'm not good with oysters.
It's really my favorite!
Next, Sachiko is going to get some shrimps...
Ahhh! She took it!
Sachiko is in a bad situation!
She's going to get another throw!
That's an Oscar-level expression! Great!
Now, there's not much left, Sachiko!
It can't be helped, but she has to go to the shell!
She reaches for the shell!
But even the shell is taken away by the oyster!
And now, it's back in the hot cup!
I'm sorry, but is there a handkerchief?
Yes, originally it was a luxurious seafood hotpot.
But now, the sea's value is not left for Sachiko to smile at!
Even though it's Sachiko...
Even though it's Sachiko's name...
Of course, my eyes itch!
All that's left is Chinese cabbage!
There's not even enoki mushrooms left!
But, Sachiko searches for them!
And...
Sachiko, who's tired of searching, wears...
CLOTHES!
It's a Grand Prix!
Under my glasses, there's a rain cloud...
And I slipped!
Please run!
I can't do it, I'm going to break!
You're in the middle of something, aren't you?
I'd like you to raise your hand if you've been told you'd win.
Wakatsuki-san, would you like to talk about it?
It's not that I've been told it, it's just what I thought it was.
During an interview, when they asked me "Wakatsuki-san, who's your rival?"
I'd say "Wentz!" and sometimes I'd be sad because I answered with confidence.
Kawazu-san, what about you?
I... don't think I'm a man...
That's not true!
I've been proposed to twice...
But I didn't realize it...
I didn't know when I was proposed...
And after a few years, my husband got married and had kids and my family was stable...
And since we were friends, we met up for the first time in a while and ate together...
And four years ago, I proposed to you!
But you didn't realize it!
That's what I was told...
And then you thought about it later and went "Ah, that's where it is!"
Ah! Um... we had a date and I went over to his house and he said "Let's go out for a bit!"
And I went over to see the model room!
I was looking around the house like this...
What do you think? What do you think?
Of course, let's live together!
As for him...
I was looking for a house where you and I could live together!
No, of course, of course!
But since I was asked "what do you think?" I thought I had to seriously discuss it with him...
Ah, is this some kind of trick? I'm 80 years old now!
- How about you, Aoki? - Yes!
I've been asked this before...
And the reason is...
You know... from your body...
You smell like a cricket!
- "From your body?!" - "From your body?!"
Um... he's someone I used to date!
Since you're someone I used to date, you must smell like a cricket!
How do you say it? Like a reactionary type?
- That's why I checked it out! - By yourself?
- Yes! - And how did you do it?
Just like a cricket!
- I'm also unlucky! - Eh, what kind of smell is it?
It's not that kind of smell!
I have bad luck!
I've been hosting "I see, the world" for only 15 years...
And every year, there's a year-end party!
And in that party, there's a huge lottery...
And in the third place, you always win something and go home!
For 15 years...
You didn't win a single thing!
- That's terrible! - That's terrible!
- Just being able to host for 15 years...
- Is pretty lucky! - That's right!
But I didn't win anything even without lottery tickets!
- I always won something! - You always won something!
That's why I was so relieved and won the lottery!
I'm sorry, no matter how hard I look...
I can't find anything but your number!
I can't find it!
But in the end, I didn't win anything!
You know our senpai, Yamazaki Hosei-san, right?
I went to his shrine, drew his fortune...
And when I got his paper...
It was blank!
Isn't that amazing?!
But I don't want to spend the rest of my life with Yamazaki Hosei-san!
I'm sorry!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
It's New Year's Day!
Happy New Year!
2006!
Homemade curry!
I did it!
Ta-dah!
Onion, OK!
Meat, OK!
Spice, OK!
OK!
Huh? I forgot the switch!
Make sure you check in advance!
No way!
It's a promise!
Make sure you check the contract carefully!
Use it properly!
Shrimp, chicken, shrimp, chicken, shrimp...
I'll have... shrimp, shrimp, chicken, chicken, shrimp...
And you'll have...
Both flavors of happiness!
Shrimp, chicken!
Now only!
Shrimp, chicken!
I'm lovin' it!
Crack!
Crunch!
Melty!
Taste it carefully!
Dark and tasty!
Demigula mushroom burger!
Now only!
Crack! Crack!
I'm lovin' it!
Shellputer!
Your car looks beautiful
But the engine is dirty
Whoa! It's black!
Your body is clean
But the engine is dirty
Shellputer!
I hate dirty engines
So I'll give you...
Shellputer!
In your new life...
Sachi!
Occult!
Ogo Nagasaki's pie with salt and sesame!
Hello!
Congratulations!
Spring!
Delicious!
The best!
Pie!
Campaign in progress!
Shellputer!
Thank you for your support!
Shellputer!
Thank you for your support this year, too!
Kirin's new flavor!
Thank you for your support!
Campaign in progress!
Shellputer!
Next is a nice Christmas memory.
A 27-year-old OL has written.
How painful it is not being honest.
Please listen to my experience.
I wanted to see you.
I had a boyfriend who worked in the same company as me.
We've been dating for five years, Morito.
Ugh...
Calculate this again.
What?
Can you do it properly?
With this, I will also have overtime work.
I'm sorry.
I have a date with a man.
It's perfect, it's perfect.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
You know, there's a little more way of saying it.
I'm not doing it on purpose.
Overtime work is only 30 minutes.
30 minutes is a waste?
That's right, but...
But what?
But for Maki...
Then we'll break up.
Why?
If you're not looking forward to a date, we'll break up.
Oh, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let's break up.
Since when did it become a habit of mine when we fight?
Hahaha!
Hey, stop it!
This is my favorite, so don't be rough with it!
We bought it together at the store!
Hahaha!
Hey!
Get out of here!
Huh?
Will you get out of here?
Hey! Hey! Wait a minute!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
No, I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
Damn it! Damn it! Let's pat each other!
Let's pat each other!
Let's pat each other while we're at it!
Wow!
That one word has always filled me with pride.
Even now.
It was just before Christmas.
Oh, right!
This year's Christmas...
How about a house?
Huh?
I've been thinking about it.
Like, you know...
Are you going to give up after dating for five years?
Don't say it like that!
Don't you feel like it's a special Christmas with just the two of you at home?
Huh?
You want me to cook and bake cakes for you?
Don't think of it negatively!
Then what do you want me to do?
Just do it like you did with Maki!
You're the worst!
You can't even direct yourself well, and you're saying it like it's my fault?
What if I did?
Then let's break up.
Okay? Let's break up.
Yeah.
Okay. Let's break up.
Sakai-san! Sakai-san!
What's up?
I finished it.
Thank you.
If you approve it, please submit it to the director.
This document is for the next meeting.
Yes.
You're lying!
Of course you're lying!
I'm just kidding!
You're lying!
Of course you're lying!
I'm just kidding!
Why?
Why couldn't I say it?
Why?
I don't know.
And then, a year passed...
and the same season came again.
Excuse me! First of all...
It's a date, isn't it?
Today is Christmas Eve, isn't it?
Right? Well, first of all, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
All right, we'll go, too.
(phone ringing)
Hello?
Oh, you're answering!
It's late and you're lonely.
Hm?
Is someone there? Sorry for disturbing you.
I'm alone. Do you need something?
What do you mean "do you need something"?
What is it?
I want to see you.
I've always wanted to see you.
I've always, always wanted to see you.
Please see me.
Thank you for watching.
Actually, I was going to give it to you last year at home.
It's been a year, but let's get married.
Beautiful dawn
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Thought I would die, a lonely man
But now I'm home
Riding wild on my roller coaster
Somebody comes along
There's no one to be remembered by
Well...
Hey!
Isn't it just me?!
She just said "it doesn't matter which one", didn't she?
It doesn't matter which one!
She's a cute girl.
She has a lot of poop and tears.
Do you have anything you regretted not being able to say honestly?
Sonin-chan.
It's my first time saying it, but...
It's different from when we were dating, but...
I like him.
It's like we know each other's relationship, but we can't say it.
I see.
As it was, my senior graduated from college.
Without saying anything, we said goodbye.
And it was always in my heart.
I thought it would be nice if I said it.
So I wrote him a letter.
I really like you.
I wrote it, but...
I didn't have the courage to write my name.
I didn't have the courage to say it.
As it was...
I couldn't say it.
That's amazing. That's a good story.
I said "don't say goodbye" and wrote a manga.
For my own sake.
For your own sake.
Please.
I'm a little like V.
I've been dating him for a long time.
We've been dating since we broke up.
I still like him.
As it was, while we were dating...
I wanted to date him again.
When I asked him about our relationship...
He was very reluctant.
It was around June or July.
When we broke up...
He said "well, let's do it tonight."
We haven't met since then.
How many years has it been?
I still can't forget.
Sorin did a lot of research.
It's like a manga.
Do you want to meet him?
I can't say I want to meet him or I'm lonely.
I want to say it, but I can't say it.
So I say things like harassment.
If you don't come now, I'll kill you.
I feel lonely, but...
It's completely different.
Really?
Rinka...
Even though you say you want to break up...
You say you don't want to.
Do you have someone you like and you can confess?
Can you say you like me?
If you say you're lonely...
I'm lonely, too.
Do you want to go out with me?
Even if you look like this...
You're pretty sweet.
Yes, yes, yes!
It's another miracle survey.
Miracle board, open!
Capricorn!
It's not pretty, but it's beautiful when you look at the fireworks!
Capricorn!
Who is this?
It's me.
Oh, Rinka.
This happened recently.
There was a program where there were two young girls doing gravure.
And at the baseball stadium...
The fireworks went off.
There were men in the seats, too.
Even though we're always different...
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
It wasn't pretty at all.
It wasn't pretty at all!
And then...
When Ino was walking with a ball...
Wow, you're cute!
It wasn't cute at all.
Strawberry, you're cute!
Strawberry, you're a strawberry!
We knew how girls were like.
But we looked completely different.
It was annoying.
But I think...
It's like that for everyone.
The face in front of men and in front of women.
If it's someone you like...
Even if it's not like that...
If it's someone you like...
Would you do it?
You wouldn't say it, right?
No, I wouldn't!
I'm aiming for it!
No, you wouldn't say "strawberry, you're cute!"
Strawberry, you're cute!
No, you wouldn't say "strawberry, you're cute!"
Next up is...
Miracle Board.
"Miracle Board." Open!
Cute and funny woman!
Who is this?
Ah, Moon?
When someone like this comes up...
My position really disappears.
Everyone here today is like that.
Cute and funny...
They think about how funny it is.
I see.
What am I saying today?
It's the first time I'm saying it!
Next up is...
"Miracle Board." Open!
Cute and funny woman!
Who is this?
Yes!
Oh, Yuu-san!
Um...
What's my manager's name?
When you started saying "IT, IT"...
Yuu-chan, what is IT?
"Oh, it's an internet tool," you said.
I thought it was a little suspicious, so I asked a more detailed person...
What is IT?
IT?
Information...
Technology...
See! It's different!
Yeah, it's different.
You said that.
Ah!
Then...
You've changed!
I haven't changed!
I hope you have a fulfilling year!
Simple Beauty - Ecce debut!
MATCHED on the third and fourth day!
I love you
I love you with all my heart
I love you
Hey...
I love you
I love you!
I LOVE YOU!!!
I love you!
I love you
I love you!!!!
Love price, 315 yen per month!
I love you!
Board phone that exceeds the border of two people!
Super water absorption guard...
It's coming...
It's coming to where you want it...
It's coming...
It's coming all the way to the back...
It's coming...
It's all the way in the middle...
It doesn't make a gap all the way in the back...
That's why it's water absorption...
Super water absorption guard...
Sleemy...
Hmm...
Sleemy's...
She's not worried because...
She's all the way in the middle...
Sleemy is from flowy to fluffy...
Fluffy so you can rest assured...
Body fit...
For at night too...
Sleemy...
The color of the stick and the gloss of the liquid.
Nice shot!
Thin stick born. Luminous.
It's beautiful.
Isn't it?
The skin is smooth.
Isn't it?
One coat of fine smooth skin foundation.
Esprit, are you a little happy?
The broadcast so far is the first.
Unicharm and...
The sponsor provided and sent it.
Let's continue.
Ryoji, 25 years old, received it from the company employee.
I reported it because I encountered a terrible woman at the union I went to the other day.
Variable woman.
The other day, I went to the union with the O.L. of the transaction destination.
That's right.
So, Matsushita-san is in a different department.
That's right.
That's why it's my first time drinking with Matsushita- san like this.
Okay, okay, okay.
Now that we've got some excitement, let's play the union game!
Huh? What's wrong, Matsushita-san?
Because I'm not good at games.
Oh, I see.
And...
And what?
I'm running out of money, so I have to go home.
Why? You're too loyal.
Matsushita-san, you said you were far from home.
Is that so? I'm sorry.
Then, the remaining members will go to karaoke?
But if Matsushita-san goes home, we will also...
Wait a minute!
It would be nice if it was karaoke.
It's a holiday tomorrow, and it's the worst!
It's like someone's going to stop you.
I'm not good at singing, so I can't sing.
If you sing, we'll do something about it!
Oh, that's right!
When Matsushita-san's turn comes, I'll sing everything!
What will you do, Matsushita-san?
Will you stay at home?
What should I do?
Let's sing!
Then...
Shall we go?
I managed to bring it up to the second round, but...
I didn't expect it at all at the time.
That she would change her mind about karaoke...
Oh! It's a nice room!
You're so cute!
What will you do first?
Us! Us! Us! Us! Us!
Wait a minute! Since we're here, let's do it alternately!
Wait for me!
You're late!
It's still early!
It's not early! It's only the second round!
Hurry up and sit down!
Men of value are hated!
That's right!
Then, let's decide by rock-paper-scissors!
Oh! Sounds good!
Shall we go? Rock-paper-scissors!
Sit down!
What's wrong?
The timer is already pressed!
Money is generated!
If it doesn't go well, what should we do?!
We're all excited, so...
I won't forgive those who mess up in karaoke!
Then, let's sit down for now.
Let's sit down for now.
That's right.
I see. I see.
For now, let's order a drink!
That's right!
I'd like a sweet drink.
Me too!
I'd like a beer!
I drank a lot of beer earlier.
I'll have a wine.
Wine is good!
Beer!
What will you do?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Hey!
You said you'd drink a lot of beer, didn't you?!
Don't worry about it!
I'll have three beers!
What?!
Eight glasses!
Yes, yes, yes.
A song?!
Yes?
The song?!
Yes!
Ouch!
Are you okay?!
Why can't you put it in while I'm drinking?!
And like this, the karaoke somehow started...
Okay, say it all!
Say it! Carefully! Carefully!
I said, don't copy me!
Your score will go down!
If you don't sing honestly with your limited voice, your score will go down!
Sing honestly! Louder!
No good! Not good at all!
You're copying me, so your score will definitely go down!
How can you...
Look! Look! Look! Look!
Thirteen... What do you mean thirteen points?!
Check your own score and reflect! Do you understand?!
Yes...
Okay, next!
Okay, here it is! "Hirai Ken"!
Who put it in?!
Ah, me!
It's already so exciting, and you say "Hirai Ken"?!
I don't know about you, but whatever! Go!
Okay, the song started!
Even if you do it halfway, it doesn't matter!
You! You don't have to sing!
What's wrong with you?!
Isn't there nothing you can do about it?!
Ah, that's right!
We can all sing happily together!
If you're going to sing, don't mess around!
If you're going to mess around, don't sing!
Matsushita-san, it's time for the last train...
Matsushita-san, it's about time you left...
Tonight is all-night! Didn't I just say all- night?!
Thank you for waiting!
Anchovy pizza!
Okay!
Pizza-san! Let's eat together!
Who ordered it?
Me.
Who said it?
What?
Who asked you to say it?
No, it was my own decision...
Are you making fun of me?
Karaoke...
Are you making fun of me?
Oh, no...
I'm not making fun of you or anything like that...
When you eat, you eat!
When you sing, you sing!
That's Iroha's way of singing!
Take it out! Take out what you're eating!
Take it out! Take it out!
Then...
Would you like something to drink?
Right?
Could you please stop...
Doing things like this?!
Here it is! Their duet!
Go, go, go!
If you don't know it, look at the lyrics and sing it!
If you don't know it, don't sing it!
You guys...
Are you serious about getting a perfect score?
We're running towards that goal!
If you're not serious about it, it'll be painful for you!
Are you waiting for me?!
In the end, they didn't get a perfect score until 8 in the morning.
It's painful for you, isn't it?!
Be honest and say it!
Come on, say it!
Say it!
Come on, put on your glasses!
What?
Say it!
What?
Say it!
Say it in red, too!
Wait a minute...
Who wants to perform?
Connie, do you want to perform?
Karaoke for me, too.
Karaoke is where you sing.
Your face is a little red.
It's heating up!
Like I said, if a student comes up and says, "Why are you opening your mouth?!"
I'll respond.
First of all, the echo, music and balance of the microphone.
I also check the position of the speakers.
You're interested in the ring?
For me, it changes the moment a man says, "You're annoying."
No matter how cute you are, if you say "annoying,"
You'll get a message.
What happens?
You'll get a message.
You're annoying, aren't you?!
You don't say it, you send it via email.
If a staff member says, "Are you going to wash up today?"
I'll say, "What's that?!"
I'll leave my stuff there and say, "That's what I came for."
Tamaru-san, you have one, too!
When I drink, I say "bang!"
It's easy to understand.
When we drink, we all have strong and weak spirits.
But we all drink the same amount of alcohol.
I'm a weekly ambulance driver.
What's that?!
I know it from karaoke shops.
I call and say, "Please stop at the corner of the ambulance."
Really?!
And everyone carries me there.
You don't remember it at all?
But I don't lose my memory.
You remember it?
That's why I call an ambulance.
I see.
I say, "Please stop at the corner of the ambulance."
I lose my memory.
Because of alcohol?
Yes. From one moment, I can't remember anything.
I was drinking with six or seven of my close friends.
We had a lot of fun until we got old.
From one moment, I can't remember anything.
The next time I regained consciousness, it was already dawn.
When I opened my eyes...
I was being sucked under a stone step in a shrine.
What?!
Here is today's headline.
It was sent by a 27-year-old office worker.
My Girlfriend Who Concentrates On Something Terrible.
What Happened ?
My Girlfriend Who Enters The S-Switch With a Sudden Glimpse.
Awesome! You're good at it!
No, you're wrong.
I am a professional.
Sure.
Yeah, but it's been a while since I've played it.
I've never played it.
Huh ? Have you never done it before?
You're bad at it!
No, I'm not bad at it.
Teach me!
Ah, okay.
It's easy, you know.
Should I do it like this?
Like this?
Hold it like this...
Like this...
Nice shot!
You weren't looking at me just now, were you?
Sorry, um...
The person next to me did a really good shot.
Hmm...
That means you want to play with the person next to you.
No, that's not it!
It's boring because I'm bad at it!
That's not it!
The way you talk!
That's not it.
You're good at playing with the person next to you, so you want to play with me, right?
That's not it.
Ah, but you're better at it than we are.
It's kind of annoying, isn't it?
That's not it.
It's annoying, isn't it?
You want to disturb me, don't you?
No, that's...
You want to disturb me, don't you?
No, that's not it.
You!
Want!
To!
Disturb!
Me!
Hey!
What are you doing?
That was close.
No, it wasn't.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Please continue.
Do your best, Shouichi.
Okay.
What are you doing?!
Hey!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I'm sorry!
What have you been doing?!
I'm sorry!
Hey!
I won't do it again!
I said I won't do it again!
I said I'm sorry!
What's with him?
Excuse me.
Here it is.
I'm sorry.
But if you leave it alone, you'll look at the play again.
I won't look at it anymore.
Will you look at my play, too?
I will!
Do you want to see it that much?
I do!
You want to put your face on the table and see it, don't you?
That's dangerous.
You want to see it, don't you?
It's dangerous.
But you want to see it, don't you?
I do!
Okay! Put your face on it!
Okay!
I do!
Come on!
I'm getting used to it, so I'll hit you a little harder!
No...
It hurts, doesn't it?!
It hurts!
Next up is Endo-kun's turn!
That's not a ball!
No, it's a ball...
Endo-kun's ball...
is over there!
It smells good.
Isn't it bad?
That's a ball, isn't it?
No, it's not a ball.
It's a ball, isn't it?
It's a ball.
It says "katsu" on it.
Yes.
69 years old things smell good.
As soon as I said that, the grapes started talking to me.
Hey, why were you born as this delicious grape?
Yes, it smells good.
Sorry, it hurts.
What?
What? What are you doing?
Wasn't it a ball?
Ball? What? Me?
Sorry, I thought it was a ball and I'm not going back.
What are you going back for?
It hurts so much!
Hey, let's go somewhere else.
You don't like it, do you?
She's like that, but she can't say goodbye.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know if it's "esco" or "mo" anymore.
If you think it's weird...
Wakatsuki-san said it all.
I've never folded a folding bicycle.
Why didn't you fold it for me?
I'm sorry.
I don't know if it's "esco" or "mo".
I have a pet and I like to bite it.
What do you bite?
Cats and dogs.
What do you bite?
My ears, my nose, my tail.
Did you bite it?
Did you bite it gently?
Of course, of course, of course.
But I like to say 'meow'.
That's pretty serious.
That's animal abuse.
That's right.
Communication.
Not gentle, not gentle.
That's no good.
Like scratching.
That's no good.
From animal abuse to crime, I think it's 'esco'.
That's no good.
Not even scratching.
Sittord's favorite, Takagi-san...
I feel like you don't think it's "esco" anymore.
While I'm with the person I love...
I talk a lot.
You don't have to say it out loud.
Day and night.
Mr. Yashima said in the front room, "I was pretty good when I was in shock."
Oh, down!
Down again!
Lullaport Bargain.
Oh, it's sinking.
These are my clothes!
These are my beats!
Toyosu is my three!
Toyosu. Start up a star family.
Starcoat Toyosu. Born.
Model room grand open.
Starcoat Toyosu. Born.
How are you, my dear?
Oh, thank you!
Would you like to join us?
Thanks, but no, thanks.
Come on!
You must be a good luck charm.
Well, maybe I am.
On the other hand, 100-color English is fine.
Hello, everyone.
To cash in, you need correct knowledge.
First, check the contract content.
Then, the balance of interest.
Takefushi will think of an unreasonable financial plan together.
We are Takefushi.
The premium card comes with a sponsor.
That's why...
Sponsors keep coming in! Premium card!
JJ Club 100
Go to the hot springs by subway.
That's "Tokyo Positive".
Now, at Tokyo Metro...
Let's continue with "The Hated Woman".
City Girl-san, 36 years old, received this from her husband.
Recently, people say "future bubble" is coming, but every time I hear this word, my memories of the bubble era come back.
From the late 80s to the early 90s, Japan was called "bubble" and the world became a little strange.
For people like me who lived a plain life, it was a bubble that didn't have much connection.
However, even for me like this, a bubble should smile at me.
Believing that, I decided to step into the bubble world.
People say "bubble" and "bubble", but what is "bubble"?
I wanted to know.
Could this be "bubble"?
Is it "bubble" to dance while shaking your senses for some reason?
It's about time for me to go home.
Hey, you're leaving already?
Hey, hey, hey.
Next time, let's go to the stir-fried rice that's new to Nishihazama.
You're always so persistent, so I'll let you go.
Seriously?!
What's with that cheeky woman?!
Is "sharing life" a "bubble" for such a cheeky woman?
Instead of stir-fried rice, let's go to Guam.
- Guam? - Yeah.
If you stay in Nishihazama for one week, you won't be able to go to Guam.
What?!
Go to Guam once a week?!
That's "bubble"?!
"Bubble's Crazy News"!
One of "bubble's strengths" is frequently going on overseas trips!
There were people like that!
Next time, take me to Guam, okay?
But if you set me up, I'll complain about it.
What's with you all of you?!
Guam at this hour...
Do you think we'll get caught in a taxi?
Oh, that's fine!
- I know about "backstage". - Really?!
"Backstage" is common sense, isn't it, Haru?!
Yeah, yeah, it's common sense!
"Backstage"?
What's "backstage"?!
"Bubble's Era" was a time where you couldn't get a taxi in the city!
Only businessmen would go out!
If you called a "backstage" or a "backstage" number, it was easier to get a taxi!
As expected of businessmen!
Then can you call me "backstage"?
- Okay, I'll call you "backstage"! - Thank you!
Thank you!
Guam is famous for stir-fried rice, right?!
Isn't Guam better?
- Is it? - Is it?!
Then, you know...
Let's rent out that stir-fried rice shop!
Yeah!
Why would we rent out a stir-fried rice shop together?!
Not only restaurants, we might even rent out an amusement park!
If we're going to rent it out, I might like to go there for a bit.
Yeah!
What's with you?
You're such a nosy guy.
I'm not nosy!
It's a girls' university, so sometimes Asshy comes to pick me up.
- Then I'll pick you up as one of Asshy's! - What's Asshy's?!
It's a car quota movie.
What?!
A car as a present?!
That's an everyday crime!
Really? What car are you buying me?
A BMW, of course!
BMWs change their models next month, don't they?!
Ah, I see...
If it's like that, then...
Both of them...
It's a big movie!
Ehhh?!
Then you should just buy it next month!
You don't have to change your models!
If you don't do that, girls won't like you!
That's...
That's what Barbara said!
Ah! Um...
Grab a taxi in Uraban!
- It's almost there! - Ah, thank you!
- Then let's go! - Hey, hey, hey!
- Tell me your phone number! - I'll tell you next time!
- My number?! - Tell me my number!
- Next time... - No, no, no...
My number is...
My account number!
- Account number? - Yeah...
But...
Will you do it next time?
I'll tell you!
Why do you want my account number?!
For a woman, spending millions of yen in one night is obvious!
To the woman who's after you, you throw money in!
That's...
Bubble! Bubble!
It was a bubble!
Italian food...
Guam food...
Uraban food...
And even car presents!
And, surprisingly, a stranger throws money in!
This is...
The bubble wind, isn't it?!
I also... have to bathe in the bubble wind!
Good morning!
Excuse me, is this the VIP room?
I also have to bathe in the bubble wind...
No, only VIPs can enter!
I'm also a VIP, afternoon.
Is my face longer than others?
This is impossible! Get out of here!
I am...
A woman who couldn't bathe in the bubble wind.
Go home, old man!
You're too close!
He experienced the bubble.
Really?!
It was a long time before the bubble.
I was working at the time of the bubble.
I finished work late at night and stopped by a bar.
There were hundreds of thousands of bottles of wine in the bar.
A glass came around and said, "Here you go."
Is that the case for everyone?
Takagi-san, too?
Personally, my age was also the lowest season.
You must have experienced a lot of things.
There was no night apart from Roppongi or Nishiazabu.
I don't know what it was, but I was called to a party.
Then I was greeted by cars like Porsches and Ferraris.
Would you like to go back again?
Yes!
Thank you for your hard work!
How about you, Gilly-san?
I was just alive.
It's a little different from the bubble cake.
I was barely alive, but I was blowing bubbles out of my mouth.
You did it!
The ultimate fighter with artificial intelligence versus the three top guns!
This is the 21st century air battle!
"STERES" 1.25 on DVD!
A burn isn't enough!
Danger level unmeasurable!
"TRIPLE X" Next level! Now on DVD!
Artificial intelligence versus top guns!
Face the ultimate battle!
"STERES" 1.25 on DVD!
I'll choose as I diet!
One, two...
I'd be happy if my fat easily fell like dirt!
With ATTACK, I can melt it quickly and add dirt from the back of my kidneys!
This castle is amazing!
Dirt is falling! I'm happy!
ATTACK!
I'm a little happy!
"STERES" 1.25 on DVD!
NEW
Plus, stylish.
Two wagons are available.
From Suzuki.
Stop!
Kojima!
Please!
Yes, yes, yes!
I hate this kind of woman now.
Miracle Board
Open!
Woman who separates food.
Is this OK?
I separate food.
I separate food, too.
I do it normally.
Do you know that men like that?
Food keeps coming, right?
But if you say you'll separate it, you'll probably separate it for now, right?
Here is the next questionnaire.
Miracle board, open!
Sweet and cool woman!
Masako?
Yes?
Can't you be sweet?
I can only make people like my sister and make a sweet relationship.
I think I know what you mean.
There are young people who say "sister" a lot.
I don't have a sister like you.
In Osaka, people call you "sister" or "brother".
Maybe I said it wrong.
You said it wrong.
Maybe I said it wrong.
But I know what you mean.
Here is the next questionnaire.
Miracle board, open!
Upward-looking woman!
Who is this?
Yes!
Upward-looking woman!
There is a restaurant that is popular recently.
I don't go there because people have entered it recently, but I used to go there in the beginning.
Everyone is doing their best.
You guys have been doing it a lot recently, haven't you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Here is the next questionnaire.
Miracle board, open!
Sweet and cool woman!
Who is this?
Yes!
Upward-looking woman!
When I have a boyfriend, he doesn't call me at all.
Even if I say "let's go eat", he doesn't even answer the phone.
Even though I don't talk to him at all, as soon as I say goodbye to him, I say "I'm hungry now, but let's go eat."
Suddenly, I say "I want to do karaoke now, but I won't go."
But as soon as I have a boyfriend again, he doesn't call me at all.
Ringo, do you know?
I totally agree with you.
You and me...
When you have a boyfriend, what do you do if a different woman approaches you?
I don't go out.
You don't go out?
You don't even answer the phone?
Because we are getting along now, right?
You can say you're with your boyfriend, right?
But you know...
I want to have fun in the first place.
But without a boyfriend, it gets annoying, right?
On the contrary...
That's why you don't go to karaoke or have tea...
I want you to meet me.
You're bored, right?
Usually, when such a woman says goodbye to her boyfriend, she asks his friends about it and does it with them.
How did you do it?
I'm sure you're excited, but you don't know what you're doing.
You called Tokyo Tower and were moved, but now you're disappointed.
Life is a festival of a few minutes, love people at least.
(Laughing)
(Singing)
(Laughing)
mobaito.com
My heart is close.
I can talk about mobaito.
It's OK!
Do you want me to do it?
What?
Really?
I work as mobaito.
mobaito.com
Goodwill
mobaito.com
Please!
We can work as mobaito.
We get along well.
We meet more people.
We make more friends.
Please!
Yes!
mobaito.com
Goodwill
(Singing)
New Year's Day is different.
Oh, a firework fell.
That person is the same.
(Singing)
Hello, everyone!
To use cashing, you need correct knowledge.
First, check the contract content.
Then, the balance of interests.
Know the current situation and think carefully about the balance of income and expenses.
Takefuji and I will think of a plan for cashing.
We are Takefuji!
Use it wisely.
(Singing)
Would you like to dress up in a car?
Beautiful Nissan Silphy, debut.
When you raise the hatch, it's a special seat.
Rugged Bench
Keeboo is a racer.
Change speed by hand.
Steering shift.
The way of playing is infinite.
New Wing Road, debut.
(Laughing)
Just a little more. Just a little more. You can do it. You can do it.
I'm going back to the forest. (Laughing)
Next, let's look at the posts of girls who are hated.
Shota, 32 years old, a company employee, wrote.
My girlfriend is a mat that all men in the company admire.
Perfect woman.
Good morning.
Yuki-chan, good morning!
Good morning.
Let's go somewhere to drink this week!
Yes, if you don't mind.
I'll give you my best shot!
Huh? Isn't it funny?
No, it's funny.
Right?!
I'll break you! I'll break you! I'll break you!
Good morning, Yuki-chan.
Good morning.
If you have time to play with an idiot like me...
Let's spend the night with me and Leon, okay?
Yes, that would be convenient.
Alright, let's go! Let's go!
Alright, we're out of here!
Hey!
It's a lot.
It's a lot of people.
What is it?
Let's go.
By the way...
Charly!
What?!
Yuki-chan, are you dating that receptionist, Mr. Yashima?
Yeah, kind of.
Hey, wait a minute!
No matter how many times I tell you, you don't listen at all!
That Yuki-chan is...
That ordinary Mr. Yashima is...
Hey, isn't that a little too much?
I can't imagine Yuki-chan dating a person from this company!
That's too much!
Then...
Are you eating Yuki-chan's cooking?
Yeah.
Hey...
That cool Yuki-chan...
Is she smiling in front of you?
Well...
Mr. Yashima...
Smiling in front of me like that...
No, it's pretty funny.
That's a lie! That's a lie!
I can't imagine it!
Damn it!
My girlfriend is a high-ranking flower that everyone recognizes.
But...
No one knows about her.
They say she's a company cat.
That's impossible!
Even if she laughs,
her eyes don't laugh.
This is the last mission.
There's a weird smell.
Moe-chan, do you have one?
I didn't notice it at all.
Even if she's on TV,
it's like she's covering her nose.
Moe-chan!
She's covering her face like this,
and talking like this.
I think she's covering her nose several times during filming.
I want to check it out!
What's that smell?
Is it me?
Is it a habit?
I like going to the post office at night.
Is it that weird?
I'm sorry, but it's closed, isn't it?
It's not closed.
What time do you go there at night?
I go to the central post office in Marunouchi.
What time do you go there?
I go there for 24 hours.
Do you go there at night?
Of course I send out that kind of mail.
How can I go to the post office at night?
Why do you send it out at night?
After work, I go home and it's night.
I organize the mail I received that day and write a reply.
I want to send it out as soon as I write it.
I can't wait until the next morning.
What we imagined is Ms. Eriko Kusuda standing in front of a dark post office.
That's disgusting!
I hope that nasty fashion will become popular among girls this summer.
F
Meeting that napkin gave my skin freedom.
One week has passed.
L'oreal. F.
Moisture control based on skin stress.
Skin care for many days.
From skin stress, let's be free.
F. From L'oreal.
New appearance. Panty Liner's F.
When did I start passing by my dad?
I don't know.
Well, take care.
Dad, do you want to go on a tour?
Will you come again?
I want to meet people.
JAX.
At home, Slow says...
"Slow" is...
...an "eco" that even cats know.
That is...
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"Century beaky coat".
"Century beaky coat design".
A new kind of fun.
"Peirot".
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I'm a second generation celebrity.
So you've changed.
Lastly, we'd like you to tell us about the program.
Was "Miracle Type" okay for you this year?
Let's keep going with this momentum.
New Year's Eve is good for acting.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming this year.
Thank you.
We even threw away the key together.
I hope there's still someone left in the shrine.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What kind of yearbook does a famous person write?
Aoki Sayaka runs around Japan and buys a famous person's yearbook!
Please wait.
Takiyama Amanishi's first journal, January 1st, JALIBARA SPECIAL!
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Book off! You'll definitely win five days of campaign!
You'll definitely win original goods there!
If you apply further, you'll win luxurious products!
Your chance is until the fifth day!
Let's go now, book off!
Book off, book off!
Where are you looking at?!
The man who committed the most noble murder will appear.
(Humming)
Your mobile phone becomes your credit card.
ID ntkDokomokado (ID)
Throat pain and eye stroke.
In your mouth, it's cold as ice.
Medication to clean up the pain.
Cold eye stroke.
Grapefruit flavor, blue yuzu flavor, non-sugar.
(Humming)
I'm looking for my own way.
My card.
American Express.
Wonderful Smile.
First sale.
I love you.
(Laughing)
One, two...
(Laughing)
Manly.
Tantocassam.
First sale is a big hit.