AISubs v3.4
Just before Christmas, Go was having a party with his family.
I'll drink you up and turn you into an animal!
Oh no! The whale swallowed him up!
Wow!
You scared me!
Are you okay?!
Tanaka-san, are you okay?!
It's like Friend Park!
You're late, Miran!
Miran-kun!
We had a fun Christmas party!
What will happen if you eat a whale's stomach?!
If we stay like this... we'll die!
That's right!
It's rare for a show to end with everyone eating a whale's stomach.
I think it'll stay in history, but...
Before we die, isn't there something you'd like to leave behind?
There's a lot of different things!
In my case, it'd be a kiss with Connie-tan.
You want to do that, don't you?
Stop!
Well, if you know you're going to die, won't you think of past stories?
You want to die after you've seen it.
There are stories like that for men, right?
There are!
For you guys, I've prepared all sorts of stories like that!
What?!
Even though there's no whale?
Why did you prepare it?
I was going to sell it on Yahoo!
What?!
Well, before we die, we'd like to see some stories.
Well, first up is Lily-san!
Let's see some stories you remember!
Start!
Lily Frankie Selection
Brille under Momo-chan
Let's start with episode 5!
Sorry, sorry! I'm late!
She's here!
You're late, Momo!
I'm sorry... I didn't know where I was...
She definitely came late on purpose...
Next up is Hanae-han!
I'm sorry!
Momo-chan!
Hey, isn't it bad if you keep doing this for three days?
What's wrong?
I didn't like it because it was an excuse, but my fever didn't go down and it didn't get better for about a week.
If that's the case, you can make a late call, can't you?
It can't be helped.
But it's Momo-chan's fault. Momo-chan's...
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
It's annoying! This way of reflecting on myself is annoying!
There's more, Momo-chan! There's more!
Then I'll take this and warm you up!
This?
Internal kiss! It's embarrassing!
Is that what you're embarrassed about, Momo-chan? So cute!
It's not an indirect kiss...
How many... How many... How many times are you doing it?!
I'm not doing it...
Go ahead and eat!
Ms. Lily, please enjoy!
What she's saying is about lamb meat.
What's with that lame thing? Amazing!
Right? Right? Go ahead and eat!
Thank you for the food!
It looks good!
Wow, it's good!
The lamb is being grilled!
Do we have to eat this?!
Are you a devil?!
I'm not a devil! I'm me! I'm the modern human!
But it's surprisingly good.
It's good!
See? It doesn't smell that bad.
Eat up! Eat up!
I'll grill it! I'll grill it more than a lamb! I'll grill it all up!
I'll grill it more than a lamb! I'll grill it all up!
What is this?
It's nice to see Nemomo-chan but...
Why are you looking at me and Endo-san like that?
We always record this show at home and make a guest of Konitan.
When we add Shinasho and Kohori-kun in it, the tension goes down.
There are various works of Konitan.
Which one do you like more? Konitan with a strong impression or Konitan with a blunt impression?
It depends.
You showed me a great show today.
I'm going home.
My butt is starting to melt.
It's in your stomach.
Can you stop dubbing?
Konitan, you were cute.
Lily-san is completely melting.
Konitan, your Taiwanese lines are cute.
I wonder if everyone will melt.
Let's go to the next VTR.
Next is Natsuki-chan, Sakai-chan, Shinagawa's sweet and easy dubbing.
We, flight attendants, may look cool at first glance...
...but we're actually from rural areas.
And this is what it's like in the bus that goes to and from the airport.
There are a lot of students these days.
When I was young, I didn't think of going abroad for school trips.
My high school was overseas.
I also went to Guam.
Which school did you go to for school trips?
Tokyo.
Tokyo?!
Oh, you're from Yashikita.
We're from the same generation.
Since we're from Nagoya, it can't be helped.
Tokyo ketta-funde-ikomai-ikomai.
Owarinagoya-no-kome-ikomai-omai-mya.
If you guys keep making fun of Nagoya like that, we'll kill you!
We're not making fun of Nagoya.
We don't have any feelings of being made fun of in an Okinawan beach house.
You'd better shut up and get bitten by a grasshopper!
Gibi! Gibi! Gibi!
If it's a beach house, it's gotta be miso.
Or if it's a beach house, it's gotta be a beach house!
When I asked you if you'd arrived, you said "just a little bit", didn't you?!
That's not true!
Don't you know that?!
What should we eat in Hong Kong, Miss Konishi?!
"Just a little bit", she said! She said "just a little bit" and bought it!
No, no, let's calm down!
That's summer!
Don't talk nonsense! It's summer now, you know!
The cherries in the mountains are so precious!
You just shut up and eat those cherries! Just eat them all!
Why not?! There's a reason for cherries in the mountains and even if you don't eat anything, you can't buy them!
Don't be serious!
I'm sick of it every day.
I'm sick of it every day, too.
I eat it every day, too.
If I eat it every day, it's a luxury.
If I eat it every day, it's a pity.
Hey, get me a translation.
Someone get me a translation.
I'm a fan of you, Fast Fast.
I'm sorry. I was in Paris three days ago.
We're about to leave.
Attention, please!
SAKAI MAKI SELECTION "A MAN CRYING AT A WEDDING"
The other day, I went to a friend's wedding and cried.
Because...
Love is over
It's sad, but...
Let's end it
Thank you for waiting.
Marriage?
Sorry, I couldn't say it.
So you're saying we're breaking up?
Why?
If you like someone, you can't be happy.
Your invitation.
Give it to me.
Yeah.
I'm more worried than happy.
Are you sure about this?
About what?
Can we really get married like this?
Leave me alone!
Can you live with your feelings locked up?
I'm not locking you up!
When did you become like this?
You just didn't realize it!
Get out of here.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I really didn't come here to say this.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Hiroshi!
Thank you.
What's going on with you two?
I don't know.
Please go back!
What do you know about us?
Go back!
I'm not going back!
Go back! Go back!
Go back!
I'm not going back!
I don't want you to bother me anymore!
Hiroshi Shinagawa's selection, "Miracle Diary Special".
It's about a woman who's been away from love,
who's heading for her dream of marriage,
and who's growing up as a woman and as a human being.
Don't let Mei get you back!
Don't worry about me like that!
I'm glad.
The night before the wedding is a bad one.
In order to get back together with her,
he suddenly tells her goodbye.
It can't be helped.
It's the friendship between women that saved her.
But there's one more thing in this work.
There's a moment when a group is born.
And that is...
"Earth 800 Yen".
Their roots were in this "Miracle Diary".
She tries to move forward after the breakup.
And in the last scene, "Earth 800 Yen" appears.
It's not a tragedy.
Four steps forward and five steps back.
You made it to the last two steps.
Plus or minus, in the end it's one.
Don't rush it.
If you pick up a little happiness and walk on,
you'll have a big happiness.
So this is not a tragedy.
It's not a tragedy.
Cheers!
Oh, what's going on?
What's going on?
It brings back memories.
It's been 5 years since we last did this.
It's like "Oh, we did this."
It brings back memories.
First of all, you were the first one to do it.
Yes.
Why did you do this skit?
This skit is the hardest one.
That's right.
It's hard every time because I have a slightly different dialect from where I'm from.
I sometimes appear in this woman's dialect skit for a moment.
But I can't talk to anyone at all.
There were a lot of skits where Mr. Sakai said "gaspo" in a number of skits.
I'm glad you didn't say "aetebo" instead of "gaspo".
When I saw it for the first time, I was shocked.
I feel like it's still there.
I cried and laughed.
What did you think of it?
It was stupid.
We, Yarasu No. de Unit, are paid 800 yen per hour.
That's how it started.
They say it themselves, but they're cute.
That's how it is.
The three of us are about to make a move.
What is it?
Really?
We're about to make a move.
Next year...
Yes!
We're about to make a move!
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To all who fight...
Power that changes from the inside out.
A-Jien Beauty.
That god is so sophisticated that you can't tell him apart.
To the god that the world is jealous of...
Asience.
Next up is me, Konitan, and Endo!
All three of you, go ahead!
Konishima Nami Selection's "Dreamless Woman"!
The other day, I ran into a dreamless woman on the train...
Watch out! Miss, help me!
Help me!
Okay, rock, paper, scissors!
Huh? What is this man reading?
Oh, it smells good!
Stop it!
What's with you?
You're drunk already, aren't you?
What's with you? Let me go!
Promise me you won't do anything!
What are you talking about?
Are you going to do it? Are you?
Thank you very much.
Oh, no...
Huh?
Um, this is where I was sitting...
Thank you very much.
It seems like you've been asking for a chance for a while now, but if you like the situation, it's not guaranteed that it will go well like that bestseller book.
I don't know if it will go well or not, but...
You're an otaku, aren't you?
You're an otaku no matter how you look at it, aren't you?
Recently, it seems that there are more and more otakus who have become bestsellers, or even movies, or even TV dramas, and who continue to get on the train even though they have nothing to do every day.
But I don't think it's enough for everyone to meet you because you're an otaku.
Especially ugly guys like you.
Well, you might be a real otaku, but for now, you're Takaiki Yamada in the movie, aren't you?
By the way, I love Takaiki Yamada, but...
Ah, I said it! Ahahaha!
Well, you're Takaiki, so I think there are times when you can agree with that story.
But this time it's you, aren't you? You're making a face like a rice ball, aren't you?
You're a rice ball otaku, not an otaku on the train, aren't you?
I wonder if Ernest will come to you, an otaku on the train, like you.
I don't think he'll come.
I don't think Ernest will come, or Prada, or Beethoven, or even everyone else will come.
You're a rice ball otaku, so I think you'll only say "dried plums", "tarako", and "grilled tarako".
Well, now let's think about Ernest.
Ernest doesn't know his face in the book, so he just imagines it.
But in the movie and in the drama, Misaki Ito is doing it.
They're both wonderful, so their delusions are getting bigger and bigger, aren't they?
But was Ernest actually that beautiful?
Maybe he was ugly?
But wait a minute, think about it!
I wonder if there are such beautiful girls who are invited by otakus and say "wari kande!"
I think they'll say "hoi hoi hoi hoi" to the president of IT Canada.
But they can't speak English, they're rich, and they don't have a boyfriend.
Are there such beautiful girls?
There are, so it can't be helped in this book, right?
But I think such beautiful girls will go to cool presidents like Brio and Leon.
I don't think they'll go to guys like you.
And now, let's think about this situation.
In "Densha Otoko", if you take a girl to the police and she says "ah, ah, can you give me your number?"
But now, no matter how you think about it, she's drunk and asleep.
If something big happens now, it's not 100% guaranteed.
I tried to help you, but I don't think she'll ask you for your number.
I don't think she will.
It's a shame, it's really a shame.
I don't think we'll ever have this chance again.
Because, think about it.
First of all, it's not easy for a drunk person to get on a train.
And it's not easy for that drunk person to get involved with the beautiful girl in front of him.
If that drunk person jumps out and gets involved with the beautiful girl in front of him,
there may be a chance for "Densha Otoko" to become popular.
But even if such miraculous things happen, will everyone support your love?
Will you support your love with Eilene?
I won't support it!
Because you're a rice ball man!
Miracle-san Selection - Mother woman Setsuko!
The other day I went to a marriage party and met a woman who might be a little different, but definitely in the world.
I'm Maki!
I'm Manami!
I'm Setsuko.
To our meeting tonight...
Cheers!
Ah! You can't drink it all at once! It's bad for you!
If you get high blood alcohol, it'll be bad for you!
Mother woman! It's like you're saying it!
Miracle-san Setsuko! It's funny!
Don't make fun of me like that!
Ah! Don't spill the salad!
Here, eat it closer to the bowl.
It's always like this!
And so...
We called her "mother woman" while making fun of her.
At first we were having fun with this rare "mother woman", but...
- Did you wash your hands? - Yeah, I did.
- Did you wash them with soap? - No, not really.
No, you have to wash them again.
No, I didn't.
Come on, Setsuko, you're an adult. You don't have to do it again and again.
No, you can't eat food with dirty hands like that.
Okay, okay.
Ah, wait, wait, wait, wait!
You can't put that much sauce on it! It's bad for your kidneys!
Kidneys...
Come on, leave it alone!
Salt is bad for your kidneys!
Oh, it's coming off.
What are you doing?
You're so lazy!
- Take it off! - It's okay, it's okay.
Take it off or you'll die!
- You're so lazy! - I'll take it off.
You know...
Oh, it's hard!
- It's coming off. - Oh, it hurts!
- Did you wash it? - Yeah, I did.
Hey, Shinagawa! You have any croquettes?
Croquettes don't smell like shit!
- Shut up and eat! - I won't fight!
I won't fight over food!
Shinagawa, let's give one to Yashima, okay?
- Okay? - Okay.
There you go, Yashima.
Say "thank you" to him.
- Thank you. - Here, Kanaka.
You have to eat the green onions too. They're good for your throat.
Hey, Setsuko!
I'm busy! I'm busy!
If you're busy, say "thank you"!
Endo Shouzou Selection.
Dramatic Christmas.
Christmas...
Once a year...
Lovers all over the world...
Burn up with passion...
This day...
My heart is excited...
It swells up...
Ramen! Ramen! There's banana in it! It's delicious!
No, no, wait, I'm sorry! I can't eat it anymore... I'm sorry...
It's handmade, so eat it!
Why don't you let Endo-san eat it?
Huh?
Um, are you staying over tonight?
Huh? Evening...
No, no, what are you saying? You don't have any plans, do you?
Without saying a word...
I arrive at the hotel...
Evening is over in one hour...
After a long journey of exhaustion...
I finally fell asleep, but...
Don't tell me...
He's here!
At this hour...
How...
With a reindeer sled...
Damn it...
Damn it!
You ran away like this!
Wait, let me talk!
You know... I like you!
You... you're my woman!
Let me go!
Manami is...
my woman...
What?!
Shut up!
Ouch!
Damn it!
M-m-move!
Mr. Endo...
Very...
curious.
Not only presents...
but...
you too.
I know.
For the sake of others...
Life is...
a fleeting festival...
At least...
love others...
Dandy, dandy, dandism...
Konishi-kun...
Did you call for a massage?
I did.
Since you're here...
I'll have you do it.
Thank you very much.
Dandism!
Endo.
I think it's "Hormone Man."
Hormone Man.
Endo-san, but looking at you now...
I think you're the kind of person who wants to paint this place blue next time.
Horitan.
As expected, "Yume no Nai" came out.
I've been watching "Yume no Nai" for a long time and thought it was amazing.
It was my first time participating in "Yume no Nai" series.
I'm really nervous.
As soon as I get to my place.
Nervousness, one-sidedness...
Basically...
It's a content I don't want to do.
Miracle-san also chose one.
Hoi Hoi.
As expected, Matsushita-san's...
A little like a mother-like guy.
That's...
Tsubo Da Ne?
I think a lot of men like it.
When I'm doing it, I feel like I'm doing a home drama by myself.
That's right.
I think there will be another special.
If you can escape from here...
Setsuko Two Hour Special.
Two hours?!
2006 "Ganjitsu."
The strongest woman, Setsuko!
The strongest, Esco!
The strongest, Sachiko!
Don't miss "Ganjitsu" and "Miracle"!
I fell in love at first sight!
♪ I'm your driver, I'm your credit! ♪
I want to be fashionable!
♪ The car is fashionable, it's an Autobacs! ♪
♪ I'm happy with your wonderful eyes! ♪
The oil, too!
Yes!
Please give me your car keys!
I will create a good relationship between you and the car.
♪ Autobacs! ♪
Dreams...
...are not to be seen!
Dreams...
...are to be granted!
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Kingdom Hearts...II
It's packed in here...
This place is refreshing!
Ratchet and Clank Force
PlayStation
Next up is...
Murakami and Haruhiko's memorable skit!
Asstant!
Murakami and Tomoko's Selection
Next Door Nakata
My neighbor happens to be a classmate of mine from the same college.
It's not like we have special feelings for each other,
but since we're neighbors, we have no choice but to go out with each other.
However, since this neighbor is in trouble...
Damn it!
I'm so pissed off!
What's with this song?!
Damn it!
Nakata!
You stole my guitar, didn't you?
I'm sleepy.
No, I was studying!
And you're so loud!
Give me back my guitar!
You have one, don't you?
Are you listening?
What's with you?
Kato and Haruhiko's Selection
Mouta Has Arrived!
Mouta and Haruhiko, my part-time co-workers, have also arrived.
Mist, mist, mist, mist...
Iluo, iluo, iluo is not here!
Is everyone having fun?!
Today is finally the day of discussion with Morning Musume.Fan Club Alliance Chiba Branch!
Morning!
Let's talk about Morning Musume.Fan Club Alliance Chiba Branch!
Morning!
He's lost it...
Chiba Branch is back!
Yeah, hello morning! Pui pui pui!
Ahaha! That's it! That's our family!
Yes, we are waiting for you.
Ah, by the way, the workers are already-
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Hey! Good morning!
Good morning, girls! Fun Club Dome!
I'm the director, Harupiko!
Yo! Piko piko!
Hey, hey, hey! What's up with all of you?
No, no, no...
Harupiko-san's uniform is so lame,
so I just... wanted to... go out! I really wanted to go out!
Somehow, Isemoe's daughter looks like her.
What are you talking about? There shouldn't be any Ise fans in here!
Hey you!
Show me what's in that Matsura A's photo book.
Dokiringu?
Okura Yoko? Sinatee?
Hey!
You too.
Dokiringu!
Satsuki Mido?
Mother Nazezuku?
If you say that, you too!
Dokiringu, too!
Cutie Suzuki?
Yoshipuru!
You again!
What's with you guys?!
I came all the way from Chiba just to talk about Momusu's future!
I'm sick of it!
You guys!
Aren't there any Momusu fans who will follow Momusu until they die?!
En-san is...
En-san is here?!
If it's that legendary En-san who kept looking at Yaguchi-chan's photo book...
En... En... En...
Oh, good morning.
En-san!
How long are you going to look at idols' photo books?
I know what you're talking about!
Good morning! What's with the Otome Pasta?
Oh, sorry.
What's wrong?
Mito-san, what's with the Otome Pasta?
Please! Megaton Chop!
No way!
Otome Pasta is your corn position.
No way!
It's my position.
How's that?! You guys are awake now, aren't you?!
Yes!
Then let's talk about the future of Momusu.
Let's talk about it!
Huh?
Da da?
Where are you?!
Da da?!
Hello?
You!
Haru-chan!
That Momotarou! I think it's a punishment!
I have a lot of feelings in my heart.
I've never seen such a beautiful character like you before I joined this show!
From your outfit, your makeup...
It's really my first time seeing you like that.
But something broke after that.
Like what?
It felt like a road opened up for me.
I didn't expect it to be Murakami.
It's really fresh.
It's hard not to see you two like that.
I remember that.
I think it was around 2 or 3 in the evening.
It was a little embarrassing.
It was like a dialogue meeting at 2 in the evening.
That's right.
A dialogue meeting.
This kind of woman hates reality specials!
Melting okra.
Super celeb woman!
Stupid! It's too sweet!
Insurance battle woman!
If you don't drive well, you'll go to the ocean!
Commercial woman!
I won't let you get away with reality!
My winter wash has changed.
Even on a dry morning like this...
When I wash with Violet...
I have to hurry up and put on makeup.
I don't rush things.
I want to keep touching it.
I can't get enough of this morning.
Piore with toner and water makes your skin soft.
With a broken heart
THE TOKYO NEW NISTO X-TRAIN
Shift the challenge spirit!
Huh? Are you off work?
I'm in a pinch. I'm hungry.
You can chat with your friends.
What's up? Are you on a date?
Huh? I'm hungry.
This place is good. I really recommend it!
You can send me a picture, too.
All right!
This place is good!
Well, I guess it's normal.
Thank you. It'll work out.
You can also send me a voice message.
Thank you. It'll work out.
"HELLO MESSENGER" begins.
New things come one after another.
What's that?
A-U-BY-K-D-D-I
Congratulations!
Huh?
One more step!
Huh?
You have to check it properly!
All right!
When you use it, please check the contract contents.
Next up...
"A-U-BY-K-D-D-I" begins!
Matsushita Station Selection.
Those Who Don't Break.
The other day...
At the pension I went with the kids...
I ran into a terrible couple quarrel.
I'm sorry!
I ran into a terrible couple quarrel.
How was it?
The meal made by the bear in the forest...
...was very delicious, wasn't it?
All of these fish were caught by the bear in the river.
Bear, you are great!
Finally, we have one more song for you.
I'm so happy!
You didn't throw away the garbage this morning, did you?
Excuse me, is there something wrong?
There is a child!
Where?
It seems that you are in a good mood today.
It seems that this is a prank of "punpun" family.
Let me solve it with a spell.
Niko niko happy happy niko niko punpun
I don't know why, but I feel happy.
Niko niko, I can't be happy!
I think that bear is smarter than you.
Hey, what did you say?
I said that bear is smarter than you, who can't do anything.
Why don't you treat bears like fools when you graduate from college?
Give me your precious bear!
If you are frustrated, give me your salmon!
I bought all of the food you served here with his fish!
What? Is that so?
To be honest with you, this bear is rude!
Don't say that!
Ma'am, it's not like that...
Shut up! You and your stupid head!
What did you say?
I can't say it in front of you.
What are you talking about, ma'am?
Now that you are full, let's go to your room and watch TV.
Let's go to your room.
See you later.
I'm different, you bastards!
Hey! It doesn't matter if you are different or not!
It does matter!
You just looked at my head and said "beard"!
I didn't say that!
I thought you ran away because of me!
I can't say that!
You just said it!
It doesn't matter if you are different or not!
Shut up! Shut up!
Are you listening?
It's a customer again!
Don't answer it!
Hello?
Is it a phone call?
It's been a while!
You!
What?
I didn't say it because there was a child!
It's disgusting!
What is this stew?
It's retort food!
What?
It's not good!
If you put it in water, it'll get smaller!
Don't say that!
I'm on the phone! Shut up!
This is not the time for you to talk on the phone!
Don't interrupt me!
Shut up, you cowardly man!
It's about time you came back.
Who is that woman?
A fool sees a pig's ass.
I sang along with you.
Don't mess with me!
I'm not messing with you!
I'm going to throw you away and chase you!
No!
By car!
I'll fix you!
I'm running away.
I don't care!
Tomoharu Shoji's selection.
A brainless man.
The other day, I was so excited about "brainless man" that I lost my temper.
I see.
It was sudden.
And you lost your temper.
But, you know...
A man who says goodbye to you over the phone is not a good man!
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, hey, hey!
I just hit a car in the middle of the road!
Oh, it's delicious!
There's a lot of motorcycles coming!
It's ancient, ancient!
Ancient! Ancient! Ancient!
Koji-kun!
Hey...
Shushi-kun came, too!
Yeah! Yashin said, "Come on, come on!"
So I thought I'd make him eat something delicious!
Huh?
You've changed a lot!
I... I cut my hair a little.
Oh, I see!
That's how it is!
Good! Good! You're doing it!
Good! You're doing it!
You're doing it in the best way!
Hey, why are you crying?
It's okay, that hair!
Good! It's not slippery!
Sakai, good! You're doing well!
You're alive! You're alive!
Hey, it's not like that!
Would you like some pizza?
You're too free, Shoji!
Crab mayo, mayo, crab mayo!
Crab mayo, mayo!
You idiot!
Yes!
It's not "yes"!
What? What? What's wrong?
I've gained weight!
Don't worry! Don't worry!
Good! Hey! Hey! Don't worry!
Oh, that's why you're back!
Good! Good! You're doing it in the best way!
Go ahead and do it in the best way!
Good! Good! You're doing it in the best way!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's like... thanks to Shoji-kun, I've gained weight!
That's right!
There's nothing we can do!
Even if we keep pulling back...
There are so many men out there!
Maki...
Aren't you overdoing it?
No, I'm fine now!
I'm... going to throw everything away!
Even this ring!
I'm going to throw it away right now!
Wait, Sakai!
That ring...
Give it to me!
If you sell it, you'll make good money!
Matsushita-san, I have something to tell you.
I don't know anything about it.
Agashi-san has been serious about it since the day before yesterday.
Oh, really?
When we finished and went for a drink...
You guys do it every week, don't you?
That's amazing!
Everyone's rhythm is really funny.
Wow, that's amazing.
I want to put Tanaka-san's "Nandaa, ka boku made utatta yo" on my iPod.
What's that?
No, that's Matsushita-san and Takahashi-san's song.
When we were exchanging songs, my body naturally went in.
Nandaa, ka boku made utatta yo
And Shouji.
Yes.
Well, we've been doing it for five years...
This is the only main story.
Stop it! Stop it!
Okay, next...
Yashii's "doudemoi okurairi" story and...
Tanaka's "omoide ni nokoru" story.
Oh!
Let's go!
Listen up, you guys!
Depending on how this test goes...
The direction of death may change!
So, with that in mind...
Listen up!
The other day, during the mid-term test...
I saw Yashima-sensei in shock.
Okay, Yashii, let's start!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Tanaka Naoki Selection
What kind of real estate is it?
I was just about to sign a bad real estate contract at a real estate agency.
Oh, welcome!
Welcome!
How can I help you?
How can you help me?
We did it backwards!
Backwards!
We did it backwards!
Oh, sorry.
Yes, yes.
I came to look for an apartment.
- Okay, Murakami, give me that! - Okay!
Here you go!
This is nice!
From the station to Toho in 3 minutes, 2 LDKs, rent is 25,000 yen!
- Cheap! - That's good!
- With a truck! - With everything but air conditioning!
- With a ghost! - Scary!
Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary!
Oh, pantomime! It's a pantomime ghost!
- It's a pantomime ghost! - It's funny!
- Pantomime ghost! - It's funny!
- Ahahaha! - Ahahaha!
- Pantomime ghost! - What's that?
- Pantomime ghost! - I don't know!
- It's funny! - Don't joke around like that!
- Light, light! - Light?
Light?
- Hey! - Hey, what is it?
- I told you not to joke around like that! - Shut up!
- I was reflecting! Reflecting! - Don't get mad! Don't get mad!
- What is it? - Hurry up!
Hurry up! We're running out of property! Hurry up!
- Okay, Murakami! - Yes!
- Next property! - Yes, sir!
- Here you go! - Wow!
rent is 50000yen, 3lbk, from the station to the Lycee, 11minutes!
- To the Lycee, 11minutes! - To be honest, I said it would be 20minutes!
- He said it! - I said it!
- I said it! I tried my best! I said it would be 20minutes!
- My tongue is numb! - Hurry up!
Hurry up! Let's go!
Let's go, boss!
- Pantomime let's go! - Hmm!
- Pantomime let's go! - Boss!
- What? - Pantomime let's go!
- What?
- Pantomime let's go! - Get angry, boss!
Good morning, sir!
Next property in Furagami-kun!
Yes! Next is...
This is good!
This is good! A new 10-story building with 2 floors!
This is good! But the rent is a little high, 120,000 yen!
120,000 yen is a little...
This is good! A 10-story building with a good view!
Ah! After all, a 10-story building has a good view!
Mt. Fuji is round!
Huh? What is it?
I feel like I'm in Mt. Fuji!
I'm cold!
No, I'm sleepy!
It's cold! If you're cold, can't you sleep?
Hey! Captain!
Zazazazaza!
Hey! Shinagata-in! Don't sleep!
I'll wake you up!
Tish! Tish! Tish!
C-captain! Thank you for saving me!
Ah! But now I'm hungry and can't eat...
This is bad! Captain Shinagata-in! Eat this chocolate!
Tish! Tish! Tish!
Tish! Tish!
In this way, the Shinagawa unit was saved, and eventually a river flowed into this place, and civilization developed.
What are you doing?
What?
I'm here to look for hockey.
The second floor park is a rest area.
Look forward to it! Look forward to the second floor park!
The second floor park seems to have a lot of ad- libs.
There's no property.
This is it! This is it! This is it!
2LDK! A rent of 80,000 yen!
Hey you! Isn't that the property I live in?
Who do you think I live in?
Who do you think you live in?
Uncle Bukkari!
Get out of here!
Uncle Bukkari!
Get out of here!
Thanks to the president who always makes trouble, we were able to catch the bad property.
There's a real estate agency over there!
You can trust them!
There's an uncle over there you can trust!
There it is!
There it is! Watch out!
This is amazing, too!
When we put the jokes together and it became the real thing, it became a completely different form.
I'm a proper uncle and I do ad-libs, so I came out thinking I had to do something proper.
And when I said "be careful," Mr. Tanaka shaved a little bit.
We also saw a video for the first time.
You say you want to see it again before you die and stuff like that.
I wanted you all to see it!
I can use it for my home video!
Okay, everyone!
Don't leave anything behind!
There's something you'd like to do next, right?
Do you all have something you'd like to do next?
Of course we do! We'd like to do more, but...
That's right!
It was a one-off miracle that somehow worked out!
I hope you'll continue to support us next year!
This broadcast was brought to you by Nissan Automobile and sponsors as follows.
Makoto Shina's big journey!
The stage is North Pole in summer!
Unknown life's work!
It's a dream, isn't it?
He finally met a phantom giant whale!
Friday the 23rd at 9pm! Look forward to it!
To the Olympics in Torino!
With a dream ticket, it's finally the final match!
Nissan Sports Special All Japan Figure Skating Championships
Broadcast December 24th and 25th!
Zoom Zoom!
Excellent!
Driving seduction, Accelerator
Master, Accelerator
Kitchen Wonder, Plastic Type
Break the pont, cleaning ingredients melt out, smell, slimy refreshing!
Yes, it looks refreshing!
Kitchen Wonder, drain pipe slimy remover, Plastic Type
Toilet paper?
We don't have it.
No toilet paper?
Instead of you, I'll go barefoot!
PlayStation Portable
Yeah, I'm recording right now. What's up?
What?! Is that so?!
Thanks to Cori, the final battle! All Japan Figures
Monk, Hana no Ran, Yukki, Nanagisawa Yoshiasu-chan
Finally, the final episode! Thursday night at ten o'clock!
What will happen?
I'll avenge my husband!
Fuji TV Christmas
Thursday night is Roman holiday.
Hideaki, I've decided on a commercial!
Really?!
It's "able"! "able"!
Oh, I've heard of it.
It'll go boom from the opening!
No matter what you say, "able" is...
Best Achievement
"able"!
The color of the stick and the gloss of the liquid.
A good place to get it.
Luminous, a stick born at any time.
About 70% of the world's DVDs are made of Teijin's polycarbonate resin.
By the way, my DVD hasn't been released yet!
What's going on?!
Not mine, Teijin's!
My DVD!
Not mine, Catherine's!
This week's quiz is...
Yoshida Hideko and Take Yutaka's battle!
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on either.
We're both confused.
Anyway!
Have a good time!
Makoto Shiina's big journey.
The stage is the northern border of summer.
Unknown waves of life.
It's a dream, isn't it?
They finally meet a phantom giant whale!
Friday the 23rd at 9pm, look forward to it!
I hope BSP is okay...
I asked Santa Claus...
Maybe he'll tell me to go home for New Year's...
But I want to play football...
I want to play piposari...
I want to eat carrots...
Now, what should we play?
Yay!
PlayStation Portable
♪ Only one ♪
♪ In the world ♪
♪ Alone ♪
♪ With you ♪
Am I looking at myself properly with those eyes?
♪ Only one ♪
Change the roughness of your hands with ease!
Keratinamine Cream
If your body is rough and itchy,
Moist and itching
Settles!
Of Keratinamine Entry Liquid
CM of CM!
It's sudden, but it's a question!
What does "cm" stand for?
The correct answer is...
Commercial Message!
Is my message reaching you?
Yes, it does!
Enjoy!
On New Year's Eve, shout with Minowa!
On New Year's Eve, cry in the cherry blossom field!
Be passionate about the rough battle with Wilco Hunt!
Pride Men Festival!
Tickets! Hurry up!
I'm a first-class criminal.
The first-class incident was somehow...
As the song goes, the owner of this house is dead.
I don't know of such a perfect plan!
John Roberts...
The real culprit is...
...somewhere else.
He's been killed.
It's crazy, isn't it?
I did it!
While you're losing blood...
Go in front of the redhead!
You know the culprit, don't you?
John Roberts...
The real culprit is...
All keys are...
...in the monthly account book.