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Miracle, tonight is a love character special I saw!
A strong guy who seems to come out of a dream is the final episode!
You don't want us, I can do it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come...
I'm Miracle-type, but...
This week, it's a love character special I've seen before, but...
Usually, we have guests here, right?
That's right!
They're already here, aren't they?
No, not today!
There he is!
First of all, let me say one thing!
Watch out for us!
Sit down! Sit down!
There aren't many people who show up from there.
Sit down! Sit down!
Sit down!
You want me to sit down?
Sit down! You're a guest, you know!
My back won't shake anymore, is that okay?
It's okay! It's okay!
Okay, then...
Sit down!
I promise!
Nice to meet you!
You haven't done much work as an actress lately, have you?
Do you know me?
No, I don't.
How about you, Connie? It's your first time, right?
It's my first time.
How do you feel right now?
Well...
First of all, everyone gets a little excited just by showing up.
I feel like I want to see you take off your sunglasses, but I don't want to see you do it.
My complaints are no joke!
It's my first time.
It's my second time.
Do you remember it?
I remember it.
It was a TV show in the evening, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
And it said "laser lamp hg" in the dressing room.
I didn't know anything about it at the time.
So I was like, "Maybe I'll go bald today."
Today, we have a lot of Connie characters that are just as good as hg.
I'd like you to see them.
Yukko-san, 25 years old, wrote this.
The result of my visit to the beauty salon has been very disappointing.
The man who catches your eye.
The other day, I discovered the man who catches your eye at the beauty salon.
Well, what should we do today?
I'd like you to cut my hair about an inch.
What should I do?
I'll change my mood and get my hair cut.
Oh, that's a good idea!
It'll be cold, and it'll be bright.
Isn't it weird?
It's not weird at all!
Well, let's do it!
Roger!
Huh?
It's weird.
Huh?
It's weird after all.
No, it's not about my hair.
Huh?
What is it?
Look at that!
That!
It's not weird at all, but...
That!
Isn't this the wrong place?!
Check it one more time! What are we doing here?!
I know! It's where the girl was stabbed!
I see! I see!
Mamma Kirki!
That catalog doesn't have any hairstyle you'd get used to!
It's a bobbed hair!
Give up! There's no hairstyle that suits you!
There isn't!
Hey, hey, hey! You, you, you!
You're serious!
I want this hairstyle, but...
I want to know! I want to know what hairstyle it is!
I'm in trouble! The hairdresser is clearly in trouble!
She's just started! Don't bully her too much!
I can't do it! I can't do it! Don't say that!
No way! No way! No way! No way! No way!
There it is! I see it!
It looks so much like you!
Oh, what is it?! What is it?! What is it?!
What is it?! It's pointing at me!
What is it?! What is it?! What is it?! What is it?! Hey!
Your hair...
It's beautiful...
...it seems like it is!
I don't know!
What is that?!
Hey, hey, is she really cutting it?
She's just about to start cutting it!
What should I do?!
I'm a little interested in it!
It's a caterpillar! It's a caterpillar's neck!
Say no? If you can't say no, say no?
What did you do?
Yes, she cried!
She's crying a lot!
She has a cool face!
And the hairstyle she's aiming for is...
A headband with no hair!
Where are you going? Judgement!
But she has a cool face!
She has a cool face and a caterpillar!
Even though she's a caterpillar, she has a cool face!
She's an adult!
What? What? What? What? What?
What?
No! A caterpillar!
Otaku, is that a design perm?
Perm?
It's straight, you know?
Wow, it's designed like that!
Well, I think you'll see a rainbow in Japan, but will you see an engine like that in Tokyo?
Well, you know, my presence attracts a lot of pinyin players.
And Nakai has muscles, too. I'm friends with Nakai, too.
And, you know, he's kind of stuck with his character, too.
We were in the same dressing room at the time, and I took a look in my bag.
American-style hand tops, hot pants, socks, everything was American.
And I found a book at the bottom of the bookshelf.
And it said "Space Development Bomber" on the cover of the book.
It's a gang, isn't it?
And you didn't say anything when we met again in the dressing room?
No, I didn't say anything, and I got a little scared.
You took out your pinyin and put it in your hand.
He was in a lot of trouble, too.
Nice to meet you, Nakai.
He's become a popular guy.
And he's been through a lot of trouble.
And you know him, too, right?
Yes, I know him.
But at the time, no one really cared about me.
So I feel like he's laughing at me.
Really?
So I'm in this situation now.
And I'm pretty anxious about him, too.
The first character I thought of was R.G.
Do you know him?
What?
What did you say?
Do you know him?
He's a real gay.
He's opposed to hard gay people.
He suddenly appeared and didn't say anything.
I can't end it if you push me in.
I don't want to see hard gay people pushing me in.
From me, do you know how anxious I am about this entertainment world with just one hard gay?
Here it is.
Kawaiistan 30 year old student has received this.
Beforehand, we encountered a super annoying gossipy geek, so we will post this.
Gossipy geek!
Welcome back, master.
The other day, for the first time with him, I went to a maid cafe in Akihabara.
There was a man with quite a strong personality there.
Understood.
Please take your time and relax, master.
Master!
But you know what's amazing, Akiba?
Gashapons come out like this.
Huh? What's this?
Isn't that the Ninatin figure released today?
Damn it!
What are you doing?
Damn it!
What is it?
Damn it!
Are you talking about this?
I'm telling you, this is a limited edition of limited edition circa limited edition!
Ricardo, this is not limited edition.
Damn it!
Calm down!
I never knew about this.
So you are Mr. Akiba Onobori?
That's the first I've heard of you.
Ricardo...
That makes you Mr. Akiba Onobori, right?
Calm down!
Damn it!
Calm down!
That means this is the first time we've seen you like it?
Oh, I see!
Now you have a maid bar and a maid massage.
Do you have more?
Of course!
Okay, I'll tell you. Get out of my way!
Hey, you! Read the room!
Look at this!
Don't you know?
I heard about it.
Recently, a maid tele-app was made.
Really?
Yes, a cute maid dressed up as a maid
can answer the phone for 24 hours.
You can't see it on the phone, so it doesn't make sense.
And recently, a helper dressed up as a maid was made.
Isn't that a normal maid?
And I saw it on the street the other day,
there was an old man dressed up as a maid.
Isn't that a pervert?
I heard about it.
It's not "I heard about it".
Go to another seat.
What is this?
Oh, hey!
What are you doing to my Hatsune-chan?
Hatsune is just a pillow.
What are you talking about?
Now, you know,
putting your name on a pillow like this
is an A-style of Akiba boys.
Recently, you know,
putting a pillow next to a pillow like this
and putting an arm pillow on you,
A-boys are increasing rapidly.
You know, patting your hair like this
and saying kind words to you
is fashionable, you know?
Moe!
Patting your hair and saying kind words?
Romantic!
It's not romantic at all!
Is it romantic? Is it romantic?
Hey, what's with you?
And you know, recently she's been in a sleeping bag state.
She loves hugging pillows too much and she's in a sleeping bag state!
Moe!
She's in a sleeping bag state?!
That's pretty novel!
It's not like that!
Falling in love and becoming a pillow are completely different!
Hey, stop it! It's not Moe!
I'm very sorry, Master!
There are other people as well, so if you could be a little more quiet...
It would be very helpful!
I'm sorry!
It's all your fault, isn't it?
What's with you?
Ahhhh!
Amazing information has been flowing in!
What? What?
Hey, you too, don't get carried away!
Hey, you know, aside from Akiba...
You know...
Otan seems to be able to build a big city!
Where? Where? Where?
That's why...
He seems to be able to build a big city!
It's not like that!
Ah! This is amazing!
This time for sure it's amazing!
What is it?
You too, look at it!
Come on, quickly!
What is it?
You really...
Who are you?
Huh? What is this?
Monkey!
Wait!
What are you doing?!
Ow! Ow!
Are you okay?!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Master Moe!
Ow! Ow!
You made too much noise!
I'm driving you away!
Yes!
Welcome back!
Nice to meet you, master!
There are many rumors, but in this show, Natsuki is a big fan of H.G.
It's a rumor now, but I love it!
What do you like about H.G.?
I just thought it would be boring.
But you're happy, right?
I want to know what these girls like about H.G.
If you ask girls, you won't know.
I don't know if I like it or not.
How about you, Sakai-san?
My gay friends started talking about H.G.
That's great!
You two have beautiful bodies.
I'm so happy.
I'm so nervous.
Can I shake your hands?
Yes, you can.
When I get excited, I shake my waist faster.
More! More!
You're slow, too!
Do I look slow?
No, you don't.
You're too fast, you look slow.
I've never seen a character like you before.
It's obvious that girls and kids like you.
Really?
Girls like H.G.'s waist shaking, cell phones, massagers...
They like things that make you shake.
Today's guest is H.G. of L.A.Z.E.R. LAMON.
I've collected a lot of rumors about him.
That's great!
Let's take a look!
"Miracle Report"!
Once upon a time, there was a young man who worked in Seikyo and was very popular with his wife.
It's true that I got a job at Seikyo.
Newcomers are forced to do it.
I can't sell refrigerators.
Normally, there are four of them in my brain.
It depends on whether I go or not, but I sold eight of them.
I graduated from college, got a job, and I'm a hard worker.
I met my wife at Autobacs.
Ah! I fell in love at first sight!
♪ Drive, I'm your lover ♪
♪ I want to be fashionable ♪
♪ Cars, fashion, Autobacs ♪
♪ I'm happy with a nice mattress ♪
♪ Oil! ♪
And...
♪ I can also do a nice driving test ♪
♪ Yahoo! ♪
♪ Autobacs! ♪
I'm running a campaign!
Yes! Let's go with this!
It may be a little plain...
Young man! It's about time!
Ah! That's it!
This one! This one!
Isn't it a little big?
Huh?
But...
Wait a minute!
Ah! Flowers!
That's impossible...
Isn't that impossible?
It's decided!
Really!
Ah! I... I can't get out!
Let's make a plan that's not impossible!
Huh?
It's a promise!
For your use, please consult a plan that is not impossible.
Dreams are not to be seen. Dreams are to be granted.
10 million yen for your dream.
Leo Palace 21 Dream Support Project.
Start!
In addition, a 100,000 yen gift with a new contract.
For more information, please visit the homepage.
We support those who want to start.
Leo Palace 21.
That's all.
Now, I'd like to talk about love even more.
Please!
A 36-year-old company employee gave it to me.
In my heart, love has been carried on a winter storm.
Dramatic Winter
Winter...
In autumn, lovers say goodbye and look for new love.
I think you know that I'm looking forward to it.
A static electricity...
It's a feeling of love...
Good morning!
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
What's wrong with you?
I heard you were dumped by your boyfriend yesterday.
What?!
It's okay, Manami.
You'll find a new love soon.
That's not true!
I'm not a bad woman!
Then, do you want me to go out with you?
What?!
I won't go out with an ugly woman like you!
Then, me?!
Then, Manami, how about Endo-san?
I can't!
There's no way a popular person like Endo-san would go out with me!
That's right!
Endo-san is too cool!
I can't go out with you!
No...
If I had a weapon like this...
Your heart, which is completely open...
If I had a weapon like this...
Can you give it to me?
I can give it to you!
This is the birth of a new couple!
Let's make a vow of kissing!
One, two...
Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!
Hold my feet!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's strange to kiss right after dating!
These lips...
Your chest...
Only this...
Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!
Only this...
Wait for me!
Good morning!
Are you okay?
What's going on?!
That kind of...
Banana?!
Are you okay, Manami?!
Konishi-kun...
Did you get dumped?
How did you know?!
You came...
You really came!
And so...
With all of them...
Konishi-kun decided to go on a comforting journey...
Hey, did you know?
There's a rumor that a spirit world magician will appear in the future...
A spirit world magician?
Yes...
It's a rumor that a group that stayed a few years ago was killed...
Actually...
What would you do if you were already in this group?
What are you saying?!
No...
No way!
Thank you!
Huh?!
Where are you going?!
Huh?!
Stop it!
The spirit world's magician...
Stop it!
It's true! There really is a spirit world's magician!
Are you okay, Kawanishi-kun?
I'll take care of it for you.
Take care of it...
This war is kind of creepy...
Huh?!
I knew that rumor was true...
I heard it at the bus stop earlier...
That it suits everyone.
There's no way that's true!
You're 21 years old right now!
But...
Excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom.
Okay.
No, but... I'm a little scared.
What are you saying at your age?!
Go ahead, go ahead!
By the way, where's Manami?
She doesn't have an appetite, so she's resting in her room.
Huh?!
It's no use, after being dumped like this...
I'm worried...
It's Kawanishi-kun!
Are you okay?!
Kawanishi-kun?!
Come here, everyone!
Kawanishi-kun, are you okay?!
From that window...
The spirit world's magician was peeping...
Hold on! Hold on!
Endou-san, please...
Don't leave me alone...
Of course I won't!
Kawanishi-kun...
This trick...
I will definitely solve it!
I'm going to be a grandpa!
Ah!
So you're the spirit world's magician!
Erichan!
You don't want me to catch you, but you're hesitating.
You're rebellious.
Damn it!
I'm in trouble!
Endo-san, you're wonderful.
Go out with me!
Ah!
This warmth... I can do it!
I can do it!
Good morning!
He's here! He's really here!
What happened? Did you get bitten by your boyfriend?
What are you talking about?
You know, a bee got stuck in my uniform and got stung here!
What?
Then, should I suck this poison for you?
It's disgusting, you idiot!
Just by touching that beard of yours, you'll get a rash!
Haruhiko-kun, I think you should suck this poison!
Oh, that's good! Do it, Haruhiko-kun!
Don't hide your beard!
As I thought, love waits until spring.
What is that?
What do you think of H.G.'s love life?
Right now, Japanese people are suffering a lot.
That's why there aren't many lovers.
I see.
You're just a girl who likes girls, aren't you?
Sensei!
Sensei, hold this!
Miracle Type Special!
For girls...
A passionate battle...
Is here!
Girls' Battle, one hour special!
Well, whatever.
It's about time for your best PSP debut.
PlayStation Portable
Hello!
It's Monster Hunter Portable, right?
Yes.
Then I'll open it up for you.
Are you going to open it up on your own?
Then I'll give it a try.
You don't have to.
Anytime, anywhere, you can borrow it!
Monster Hunter Portable!
I'll connect you right away!
What do you mean "right away"?
PlayStation Portable
What should I do? What should I do?
It's "what should I do"!
When planning your use of money, it's important to balance income and expenses.
Yes!
The Functional Wagon!
New Wing Road! Debut!
Function and play! Shift!
From a hardware perspective...
By the way, if you could choose one of these "miracle- type" men...
From a hardware perspective...
What could it be?
As I thought, it's a little exciting.
I dare not choose. It's Shinoda-san.
He's been training his body lately.
Yay!
What about cleaning?
As I thought, it's a little hard on my body.
What do you do in your spare time?
Can you show me a little?
Show us!
Since when?
Why did you keep it a secret?
What happens if you keep it a secret?
If I keep it a secret...
I'll end up dying.
Ring!
This program was brought to you by Nissan Automobile and sponsored by these sponsors.
Can you see me?!
Your clothes look withered, too.
I can't accept it! I can't accept it! I can't accept it!
Is it okay like this? It's very comfortable, isn't it?
After 2000, FNS is open!
December 7th, four and a half hours live broadcast!
Wait a minute!
"Orc", "Pananoram"
What you should hate is the world's big hand.
As long as Master Ue is not there...
Master Ue!
Thursday night at ten o'clock.
"Kittake" is...
Fuji TV!
Many days are scary and I can't even make a wish.
"Super Guard" is...
No matter how you look at it, you can't give a chance to convey it.
Don't worry about what you wish for.
Lorie - Super Guard
Those mysterious eyes...
changed her fate.
Sayuri will become a legend.
Sayuri
Anytime, dream...
There is a consultant who supports the future.
Mizuho's financial management.
Let's learn in ten years.
Shokatsu Deca-II
Determined life safety.
Have you ever thought it would be natural for this person to be killed?
Sad past hidden in murder.
You are the next victim of this serial murder case.
Friday night at nine o'clock.
Pull out a puzzle.
Put in a punch.
React to vividness.
Like a famous story.
Outlander.
Or...
Mitsubishi Motors.
Adler's Pinpoint
While making use of the current hair,
only increase the areas you are concerned about.
Naturally increase more and more.
It's okay to pull or wash.
Now then...
Pinpoint Fix!
From black and white to black and white.
No one can stop that evolution.
Canon New XC Digital, born.
It's a new motto.
We've got a new slogan, too.
Every week, we're waiting for you with a brand-new project.
This week, it's shopping.
Dengeki Punch
With Dengeki Punch, you can clean up your room.
Dengeki Punch's air purifier.
Recently...
It smells like a wall!
Something weird is here!
Air wash!
The smell sensor jelly works for wall smells, too.
Octype's air wash.
It's a sensor, right?
Sensor!
No mistakes.
For those who fight...
The new R2 has great fuel efficiency, so it's an experiment of how long you can drive!
It's getting dark already.
Super small car, new R2.
It's so bright in the morning.
Subaru.
Orc.
Pananoram.
Hatred is the biggest rule of the world.
As long as Master is not there...
Master!
Thursday at 10pm.
Hittake is...
Fuji TV!