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Relax, don't you rest, when you wanna go to it
Relax, don't you rest, when you wanna come
Relax, don't you rest, when you wanna suck it to it
Relax, don't you rest, when you wanna come
Tonight, that man is her husband, and she's taking care of him.
And it's a special couple, so the guest is this man, Natsumi Ogawa!
Thank you for taking care of my husband, Natsumi!
My image is ruined! Stop it!
I'm really sorry!
It's a special couple, so how do you feel about it?
I'm not a special couple! You know that, don't you?!
But people think you're taking care of Mr. Hamadan.
I see, I see.
Taking care of him...
But it's like that. It's like that in Harajuku, too.
Mr. Hamadan and you get along well, but...
It's not like that, but...
It's like you're holding him by the temple.
By the temple...
I'm holding him tight.
It's like you're holding him by the collar.
If you say it like that, I'll be in trouble.
There are various special couple works, so let's take a look at them.
Mr. Ryoji, 34 years old, salaryman, has received this.
I don't know if my life will continue like this until next spring.
My wife was a very kind wife.
But one day, she became a devil's wife.
I'm home!
Leo-kun, what is your favorite food?
No way!
Yes!
Yes! It's rice!
Rice?!
Say something more expensive!
It looks like you're living a very poor life.
Can I have some rice, too?
Shut up!
Here you go.
It's foie gras.
Is foie gras good?
I don't know if it's sweet or not, but...
Make sure you've eaten it!
Do you have to look at me like that?
Shut up!
Leo-kun, what is your favorite food?
My wife liked foie gras and changed her mind.
Here we go.
No, no, no!
Why are you trying to sit down normally?
What do you call it?
What do you call it when you sit down?
I'm Yoshimaria. I'm five years old.
You look well.
Who did you come with today?
My dad and mom.
Good.
What?
Here you are. Please have a seat.
I've been waiting for you!
But when you sit down, you sit down because the teacher said you could sit down.
I remembered it well.
What's that?
No, no, no!
What?
You have to do it! You have to do the same thing!
It's not like I'm taking the exam.
What are you talking about?
You're a mirror that reflects your parents!
If your parents can't do it, you can't do it either!
Stand up!
Here you are. What's your name?
What?
I'm Norito Yashima.
You're too quiet!
But you're in front of me, aren't you?
Then, without rice.
I'm Norito Yashima!
How old are you?
That much?
Without rice.
I'm thirty-five years old!
What's your favorite food?
Yakitori!
Cartilage with salt!
After that, he was asked many times.
What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
I brush my teeth!
And I drink!
No, no, it's going to be real, so it can't be helped.
In the end, without rice.
I'm hungry, though.
You're the type of woman you like. You shouldn't say "milk" or something like that.
Isn't that stupid, saying it out loud? Die!
But you're the one who told me to say it out loud!
Even I'm completely involved in your trial.
Um, you don't like milk at all, do you?
You're more like a mom.
Die!
No, I won't die.
If you die, you'll be in trouble!
Give me some milk.
Hey, hey.
You came in without saying anything again.
Excuse me.
You're too quiet.
Excuse me!
Idiot!
Leo's sleeping!
Which one?!
Then, today, I'll sleep in the same bed as my mom.
Greetings!
Excuse me.
You're the type of woman you like.
She's like my mom.
Well done.
Please solve the problem next to you first.
Is it that hard?
I got it. I just have to solve it, right?
Um...
Please say the following words that mean "no".
One.
Ride.
Get rid of.
Two.
Get in.
I want to get in!
Three.
Four.
You're good.
You're really good at this.
From behind...
I'm sleeping!
If you don't pass this test, you won't get rewarded.
Excuse me!
Ouch!
Mom! Mom! Ouch!
Mom!
Mom?
When it comes to exams...
In my opinion...
My mom is more likely to pass the exam.
I went to private school, too.
I had an exam when I was in kindergarten.
But it wasn't me.
It was my husband who had an interview.
Was it like that?
Um...
It was like, "Whatever."
That's why you got in?
"Really?" I said.
Wow!
I said, "I'm nervous."
How was it?
I was really nervous.
I think you'll be nervous.
You know...
Since it's a completed version...
For now, let's talk in standard Chinese.
Wow!
We're not trying to show off our Chinese skills...
But I think standard Chinese is better.
Oh, you're right!
But after you got in...
At sports events and stuff like that...
There's a lot of Chinese in school.
It's amazing.
Every time he went to a sports event...
He was in a bamboo horse race.
He was barefoot!
Barefoot and...
He was biting and...
He bit and...
He's really fast!
He's really good!
He's got strong legs!
When we were in high school...
Um...
We had to sit down for five or six hours in school.
Five or six hours?!
No, no, no!
When you showed me that video...
Really...
Me and Chiaki...
Really...
We cried.
Really...
That's right!
On Amazon...
That's when history moved.
Can you make it?
Thank you for the next video!
Thank you!
Today's video is brought to you by a 33-year-old company employee and other famous people.
I would like to introduce five dishes made by onion lovers from all over the country.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to shout out loud!
Onion lover food! Can you eat this much?!
Onion lover food first plate!
Here you go.
Wash it clean after you eat it. Seriously.
She's really long-winded.
Yes, hello?
Oh, are you having tea with everyone?
Oh, I'll be right there!
Oh, I'm hungry!
I can't eat leftovers!
First of all, it's not enough!
Onion lover food second plate!
Hey, you can use the usual one, right?
You like it, don't you?
I mean, it's a really good place.
Don't make me cook food, you idiot!
Oh, he kissed me!
It's already winter, you bastard!
Onion lover food third plate!
What should I wake up with?
This is an Okinawan dish called "panda sada tokki"? "tokki"? "nandaga"?
"nandaga sada nandagana" is how you say it in Okinawan.
LIE TO ME!
Oni-yomi dish number four.
I'll make it right away.
Tonight's dish is a feast.
Here you go.
Eat up.
This ring was expensive, but I bought it.
I'm sorry.
Eat up.
I don't love you!
Oni-yomi dish number five.
[Fast-forwarding]
Wait for the payment!
[Fast-forwarding]
At least take it out of the bag!
What about cooking?
I do cook. Food is important, you know.
- Well, you're right. - I knew it.
Is there anything you cook?
No!
If you were home and there was food on the table, you'd be happy, wouldn't you?
I'd be really surprised!
But it's not fair! I make a lot of food, you know.
And when I eat with my family, I say, "Ah, I made a lot of food today, so it was hard."
It's not fair!
What about you, Chata-san?
Do you want your husband to cook for you?
I like someone who can do it.
What about you, Koni-tan?
I'd be happy if he could cook for me.
What about you, Natsuki-chan?
After we get married, we'll make our own rules and cook together.
- Every day! - Hey!
Get out of my way!
What about you, Matsuri-san?
It's easy for someone who likes cooking.
But like you said, it can be annoying to stand in the kitchen with someone.
What about you, Erii-san?
My mother often says, "In the end, the man will be taken care of and come home with food."
Do you say the same thing when you get caught?
And what I believe in is...
If you're a good cook, you're a good cooker.
I've been waiting for you!
Let's move on to our next "Oni-yome" video.
This is from Sara Nani-san, 25 years old.
What should I do for my wife to normally give me my allowance?
Kiki-san's "Oni-yome"!
Is it because I didn't have money when we got married?
My wife is strict about money, especially about my allowance.
This kind of precision is introduced.
Well, I wonder if I'll clean up after myself today, too.
I'm interested! I'm interested! Cleaning up after a meal, 500 yen per meal.
Yes, my allowance is completely unprofitable.
That's right. I have to clean up after myself.
Cleaning up after yourself?
It's not that big of a deal.
I'll do it! Cleaning up after myself! I'll do it!
Oh, you'll do it for me?
Cleaning up after yourself, 700 yen per meal!
Yes!
Ah! Maho, you can't do it.
Ah, I got it!
I'll wipe it off for you! Let me wipe it off for you!
Maho-sama, I'll wipe it off for you!
Really?
Then, 300 yen.
Yes!
This is how you earn your allowance little by little,
but this level of precision is actually terrifying.
Alright! I'm going to earn a lot of money!
Cleaning up after myself is over!
Oh, it's this late.
News! News!
Ah, it was such a good place!
I changed my channel without asking for it!
Minus 1,000 yen!
Wait a minute!
If you make me feel bad, you'll decide it's minus 1,000 yen, right?
No, I just changed my channel!
You decided it, right?
Yes.
Change it.
You're my dad, right?
However, if you drop it, your family will be in trouble.
Minus 1,000 yen.
It doesn't smell and it's like my parents'.
Oh, it's removable.
Sorry, sorry.
Minus 1,000 yen.
Give me a break, okay?
No problem.
Isn't it too strict?
Yes, three seconds to aim and shoot. Minus 2,000 yen.
Let's eat!
No, no, no.
No, no.
Plus, this.
Oh, I won, I won.
When in trouble, you only need a pachinko.
Minus 1,000 yen.
Now, where should I hide it?
Did you win with a pachinko for 10,000 yen?
No, I won with a pachinko myself.
Your victory is my victory.
You are me.
Isn't it?
Minus 5,000 yen.
Okay, I got 5,000 yen.
Bye-bye.
Wait a minute.
Oh, I forgot Maho's share.
It's 5,000 yen.
Oh, come on.
Here you go, this month's allowance.
Now, what should we eat?
Sushi!
That's right.
Let's go!
It's not bad to drop it once in a while.
Let's go!
Did you drop something?
I don't think he's a moneymaker.
But he's a moneymaker.
Really?
Basically, I'm in charge of everything.
So, from his salary,
he's been spending a certain amount of money as a moneymaker.
Is that so?
So I don't know what he spends it on.
Does he spend it cheaply?
He's a bit of a moneymaker.
What does that mean?
If I give him cash,
he won't do anything wrong,
so I don't give him cash.
He gives me a JAL card,
and I use it however I like.
That way, I know what he spends it on.
So I know what he spends it on,
and since I save up miles,
I can go on a trip by myself.
Is he being managed?
He is being managed!
This isn't what we were talking about earlier,
but does your husband say things like,
that you spend your money cheaply?
Of course not!
There's no way!
But you go shopping a lot, don't you?
I go shopping by myself!
It's not like you're spending it cheaply.
That's what you're saying, right?
I don't like it when kids eat it.
So I put it in my little fridge in my room,
and it comes out!
Kids eat it.
The other day, I bought ice cream in the summer,
and I opened my fridge,
and said, 'Hey! Who ate my home rumber?!'
Isn't that the cheapest ice cream?
It was 60 yen.
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One week changed.
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Even on sunny days.
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I met her at Autobucks.
Ah!
It was love at first sight.
Your credit is me.
I want to be fashionable.
The fashion of the world is Autobucks.
You can also wear nice pajamas.
Oil too!
And...
You can also do private driving.
Yahoo!
Autobucks!
We're doing a campaign.
Homemade curry!
Yay!
Ta-dah!
Onions. Big ones.
Meat. Okay.
Spice. Okay.
Okay.
Huh?
I forgot the switch!
Make sure you check in advance.
No way!
It's a promise.
♪ Bo-ra-mi-su ♪
Make sure you check your contract carefully.
Use it wisely.
Let's move on to the next Oniomi VTR.
A 37-year-old woman from a company wrote this.
When you live in an apartment, you may see various types of Oniomi.
A firefly type of grief.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
No, it's fine.
Is your house always like this?
It's a balcony.
Summer is fine, but...
Winter is tough.
It's better than that.
What's wrong with smoking in a room?
That's right.
Honey!
How long are you going to smoke?
I'm sorry. I'm almost done.
Well, I can't say.
This is for both of us.
No, but I like you.
I'm good at cooking.
I'm jealous of you.
It's because you're here.
I don't usually cook anything.
Is that so?
I'm always a family man.
No, I'm not a family man yet.
I'm a housewife.
I think my children are brought by other uncles from outside.
The bike's sound is loud and I'm drooling.
It's Pavlov's dog.
I won't do it.
I recently started housecleaning.
That's good.
It's not good.
What's good about it?
I'm a housewife.
I don't do anything, but I like the outside world.
I want to clean up when people come.
The day before housecleaning comes, they tell me to clean up the room.
Isn't it strange?
It's strange.
Why do I have to clean up the room when I'm doing housecleaning?
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if housecleaning people saw my dirty room?
What?
Are you stupid?!
I'm doing housecleaning to clean up the room.
Why do I have to clean up the room first?
It's strange.
But I clean up the room every night.
I do laundry and do laundry.
Even if I do housecleaning in that state, I don't have to do it.
Housecleaning people just do it.
I'm sorry.
You're getting excited.
I can't stop speaking English for about two hours.
An uncle who can't clean up is sick.
An uncle who can't cook is sick.
An uncle who can't do laundry is sick.
You've been sick for a long time!
I'm getting angry!
Bring me some food!
With pleasure!
Haah...
You're still naive.
What?!
I'm just grateful that you let me suck on your smoke.
Oh, you think so too?
Well... I think we're on different levels.
This is awful!
Because of that, I'm peeing right now.
What?!
Because the food I made is awful.
Do you make it every day?
I...
After this, I'll definitely be whipped.
Whipped?!
By the way, your hands are shaking a little. Are you okay?!
Everyone...
Has your husband ever told you that you went to bed earlier than your wife...
...and put anesthetic on your face?!
No.
Has he ever suddenly woken you up with a stomping...
...took a mount position...
...and got a russian hook?!
No.
Put your car in a small coin parking lot...
...and you can't get out of it...
...and you call me while we're having a meeting...
...and you're suddenly in love with me...
That's worse!
That was...
My underwear is wet.
What?! Are you sure you don't have to go back?
If I go back now, it'll be dangerous.
Dangerous?! But you know,
like my mom said,
the woman next door is kind to animals
and she buys aloe vera.
She's a kind person!
I clean that aquarium every day.
They only eat
live corals.
At this age,
I didn't think I'd end up collecting insects.
Do you know what people say about me?
I'm the third largest insect king!
What?!
When they run around in the house,
it's just too noisy!
I can't stand it!
It might be good to hear it from outside,
but it's too noisy in the house!
Hey!
Do something about the corals!
No matter where you look,
there's no way to silence the corals!
Can you eat again?!
Again tonight...
General Hoshiittetsu
is here again!
I'm not sick!
Didn't we meet before?!
We both got
a good wife, didn't we?
Yes.
Shall we go back?
I thought there were various ranks for a double marriage, and today is about this.
That's a weapon!
Ouch!
I will announce the rules of the Kanada family.
Dreams are not to be seen. Dreams are to be granted.
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Space and earth...field and battle...people and people...continue without interruption.
An experience called Rogue...Rogue Galaxy...this adventure continues in your heart.
Value income and wealth balance.
And now, I will announce the rules of Kamadake.
Kamadake's rules.
A miracle burger...open! Kapoon!
Kamadake's rules.
Don't bite, don't slip.
If you talk normally and bite, everyone will attack you.
No matter who bites you.
I didn't bite today and I didn't slip.
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As you can see, we have sponsored this program.
Darling, darling, your parents may not be your darling.
The women's one-man show "Seto Uchi Jakuchou". It's finally tomorrow!
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Oil will fall off, but moisture will remain, right?
Don't you know?
From now on, it's liquid!
Makeup sticks to the skin and removes moisture.
Cleansing water or perfect liquid is born!
Isn't it a little too much?
Isn't it better than not enough?
Kirin!
Ganbei!
Raw!
But it's delicious!
♪ I decided on Teppuko Hikari ♪
♪ I can send you a lot of photos ♪
♪ The resolution speed is number one ♪
On top of that, the fee is also cheap!
♪ I don't go around for money ♪
♪ Sushi ♪
♪ Teppuko Hikari ♪
A woman's one-man show
I've fallen in love with someone else.
Why are you dating me?!
It's not like I hate you.
Even if you hate me...
Because of you, I lost everything important!
Three nights in a row.
A woman's one-man show.
Koshiji Fubuki.
That singing voice became light.
Enya.
New album.
Amaranthine.
My life happens here.
My car in a American Express.
Look at the Terotero skirt!
I like it because it changes your expression!
I want to treasure this feeling!
That's why I wash it myself!
If it's enamel, you can prevent shrinkage and wash it gently.
I've always liked it!
The ultimate strategy that evolved the world.
Soul Calibur III
Namco!
Navigating this winter as well.
Active Field Edition.
New appearance with Granis, Delica and Pajiro.
Mitsubishi Motors.
Armageddon, Pearl Harbor's director releases.
"SF action blockbuster" will soon appear on DVD.
They're gonna kill you.
Go to the island.
There is no island!
Island Special Edition. November 25th on DVD.
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December.
Shocking and moving stage explosion.
Musical "Jekyll and Hyde"
For the first time in two years, the legendary masterpiece has been revived.
Tickets are on sale now.
I'm Hyde.
One Female Planet
I've fallen in love with someone else.
Why are you dating me?!
It's not like I hate you.
You hate me?!
It's all because of you!
I've lost everything important!
Three nights in a row. "One Female Planet"
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