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Everytime I see Sharapova's nipples, my hormones panic, panic, panic!
Tonight is the moment I panic, special!
I'm gonna do it! Panic!
You don't want us, I can do it
Relax, don't you wait
Today's guest is...
These days, most of your work seems like you're panicking
That's right!
Welcome!
This time...
I'm doing it with confidence!
Don't panic like that!
Today is "panic special"
These two have been panicking lately
They've been sending hearts full of emails to girls
To their managers
That's terrible!
I sent one to my manager...
Everyone!
I yelled at him
Everyone!
Earlier...
In the bathroom...
I have a dirty story...
After I finished...
I washed my butt...
Yes, yes, yes...
I went to the bathroom...
With the strongest water...
I got the highest temperature...
Wassup!
I said...
This story is only for "WAROTE"
We'll look at various moments of panic
So please look forward to it!
Charlie-san, a college student, wrote...
The more you try to calm down on a special day...
The more you panic!
Late for a date panic!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Why are you always late?
Stop it!
This time...
I definitely won't be late!
I promise!
I definitely won't be late!
You definitely won't!
Next Sunday...
It's our first anniversary since we started dating!
That's right!
If you're late...
We'll say goodbye...
At 6 PM, in this place...
Do you understand?
I'll definitely be fine!
I'll bring...
A nice... present... too...
This afternoon...
6 PM...
I've done it!
I can't be late today!
I have to stay calm!
Hello! We are Yukie Nakama and Downrose!
We have an important announcement for you!
We've finally decided to release a new song!
If everything goes well, we plan to release it first in Chakutaguru at the beginning of the year.
But we haven't been able to make a song yet.
It's not the time to write a blog, but it's not good.
We're updating it on duoblog now.
You can enjoy it without worrying about blogs.
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One more step!
Huh?
You have to check it properly!
Alright!
You missed too much!
When you use it, please check the contract contents!
I'm late!
I can't go out!
You have to check it properly!
Properly carry it!
Alright!
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Even if it's this long, I'll be fine!
Even if it's unstable, I'll be fine!
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I definitely can't be late today!
I want to calm down! I have to calm down in a place like this!
Wait a minute!
Is today the promised day in the first place?
Nishimon, don't you come in here every morning?
Why do you work so hard?
I bought a gift for my girlfriend.
It's our one-year anniversary.
If I don't work, I'll be in trouble this month.
It's hot.
When is your one-year anniversary?
Today.
Yes.
Besides, we'll meet after this.
After this?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
Are you happy to be alone?
Nishimon, you've been working until this time.
Are you okay?
Don't oversleep.
I'm fine.
Our meeting is at 6 p.m.
There's no mistake.
Today is the promised day.
What should we do?
Think about it.
Calmly think about it.
Like this, calmly think about it and find a strategy.
I have an order.
I'll make it in time.
Good, at this pace I'll make it in time.
I forgot to clean the laundry.
Especially at a time like this.
What should I do? Think about it, calmly think about it.
That's right, there should be a T-shirt.
There should be a T-shirt.
What is this T-shirt?
It's disgusting.
It's a suit.
There's a suit.
We've been together for a decade.
It's not strange for me to wear a suit.
Good.
All that's left is a present and...
A present watch?!
I forgot to take it out of my pocket!
It's completely stopped!
It's broken!
What should I do? Think! Think calmly!
That's it! I have to fix this broken watch somehow!
I know! A watch that doesn't move...
A stopped watch...
All right!
Our time is eternal.
This broken watch...
Our time has stopped forever.
All right! I can do it! I can't do it!
Give up the present!
But well, it looks like it's going to stop soon, so let's wait a little.
No!
This is not the time for waiting for it to stop! I don't have time for this!
Phew!
I didn't have only five minutes!
Damn!
Oh, Naoki?
I'll be 30 minutes late, so wait a minute!
Sorry!
After that, she, who came late, took off my wet pants and left.
If you were a man now, what would you do?
I usually don't be late for a date.
Oh, really?
I don't make a woman wait at all.
I'm always late for work.
How often have you been late for work?
Well...
I've been late twice.
Twice?
At work?
Yeah.
Late at work?
My girlfriend asked me, "Which is more important, work or me?"
"You," she said.
"Then don't go to work today," she said.
Okay, I won't go.
So, your partner comes first?
That's right.
Oh, I see.
There was a time when I had a lot of white hair.
When I woke up, the sensor was in the store.
Like a lullaby?
I thought, "Oh, I'm late."
I thought, "Let me jump first."
Let me jump first.
I know.
Let me hit you first.
Huh... why?
All my phones stopped ringing.
Oh, I see.
All my work requests were sent by telegraph.
It was like I was working for an hour and a half.
It's hard to work as a drama actress.
It's hard.
Do you feel anxious?
Panic...
If I don't make it in time...
I think I'll just panic and calm down.
Oh, I see.
So you jump first?
Let's move on to the next panic.
Okay, this is from Kimipim-san, 29 years old, OL.
I'll post the biggest crisis of my life that happened to me while I was out of work.
Out of work compensation.
The other day, the biggest panic of my life attacked me.
Hello?
Manami?
What's wrong at this hour?
What should I do?
I... what should I do?
What's wrong? Your voice is shaking.
Is he dead?
What?
He is...
No way!
Chief Yashima?!
Where are you now?!
At home...
Okay! Don't rush me! I'll be right there! Wait for me!
Chief Yashima?!
[musics]
Who is it?
It's me, Manami!
You can't say that in front of the police!
It's me!
Okay, I believe you.
Is he dead?
I tried to understand his role.
We learned from each other. I don't want to touch you.
No, you don't!
I'm not breathing.
Free opponent is lover's house...
It's like...
It's a tragedy of love affair...
What should I do, Hanami?
He has a wife and a child, but he died in his lover's house...
I don't know what kind of face he has!
But he doesn't know anything, does he?
He said his relationship hasn't been exposed, so...
If it's exposed like this...
It's no good!
For his honor and for my future...
This is bad!
It's true! There's nothing we can do about it!
For now, let's go to the hospital...
I'll go there and explain myself to my family!
No! You can't do that!
What do you want me to do?
I've been thinking about it for a while...
This corpse...
If we change it...
And take it outside...
And bury it...
What will happen?
Oh...
What are you talking about? People will know!
Japanese police are excellent!
If we proceed like this, we can live in the hospital...
But if you do that...
You'll be treated like a murderer!
Then what should I do?
For now, let's go to the hospital!
How about this?
Mr. Yoshiba, who died outside...
Before I came back...
Someone brought him into my room...
And made him look like I killed him!
When I came back, I was shocked!
Who is "someone"?
I don't know!
Who is "someone"?!
And...
I was asked why you brought him in...
And you'll be exposed!
That's right...
Right?!
That's why we're going to the hospital!
What?!
How about this?!
Yoshiba is my stalker!
What are you talking about?
He sneaked into my room...
And became friends with another stalker who had already sneaked in!
It's a very popular setting!
Blood pressure suddenly rises and Yoshiba suddenly falls!
The startled stalker runs away!
And "someone"...
Who came out after this...
Put him on the bed...
I don't know who that "someone" is...
When I came back, I was shocked!
I'm most suspicious of how you did it...
Because of your relationship with him!
Nooo!
I definitely don't want to be exposed!
I don't want to be hated by my family, and I don't want to be stabbed in the back by the company!
You can't get married for the rest of your life!
If that was the price of unmarried life, it's too high!
What are you talking about?
What if you happen to go into the wrong house and commit suicide?
Why is that your company's subordinate's house?
Actually, I was working at a pizza shop and got drunk, and when I got home, I did something wrong, and the manager got mad at me, and I got burned, and I jumped out, and it rained there!
I got hit in the head and I jumped out of my house, and I was in the hair salon with my uniform and my armpit hair!
I'm sorry!
You're crazy!
It's okay, it's okay!
Calm down! Calm down!
What was that about... the tragedy of "double-U" you were talking about earlier?
I mean, the main actress's boyfriend died on the third floor, and in exchange for his body, the young actress continues to progress!
You're not changing!
You're crazy!
Why?!
Because you're giving me my post!
You're crazy!
You copycat!
I'm gonna eat you up!
No!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you pee.
It's not pee. It's pee.
While I was sleeping, I learned that there are people who can't breathe for a while.
It was much later.
I'm sorry.
I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and did it in front of the bathroom door.
If you were in the same situation as that woman, what would you do?
A man would do his own stalker and go up to his house and die.
The victim would do it.
No one will know. I do good things in that area.
What would you do?
It's real.
It's the worst.
What should I do? I'll call my manager first.
It's like this.
Can you believe it?
She's having fun.
What would you do if you were in that situation?
I'd talk to people I know who don't seem to have much power.
You'd use all kinds of power.
What would you do?
I'd shake him up.
I'd kill him.
You're so cute!
Don't kill me!
I'm Konishi Fujino.
What about you, Rinrin?
I do that kind of simulation a lot.
I don't think it's my house or someone else's house.
But if it's someone else's house or an unpleasant hotel,
I don't want to die here.
I think it's amazing.
When a woman goes out, she feels better than a man.
My heart rate is going up.
So I try not to say too much.
Now that you've heard our opinions...
Who do you think is right?
I think it's best not to be found out.
But...
If you think about it, it's best to call your manager.
That's right!
If you can't find your manager,
you should first look it up on the Internet.
Let's look at the opposite of panic.
This is from a 36-year-old company employee.
It was a fun family trip to Hawaii,
but on the way back, things got out of hand.
The other day, when we went on a trip to Hawaii.
Hey, Dad, how long does it take to get to Tokyo?
About eight hours, I guess.
What?! That long?!
Yeah, but it took about the same time when we came back, too.
You didn't know because you were sleeping at night when you came back!
I see...
But you're with me, so you're not bored, are you?
Nope!
Then let's have a lot of fun talking!
We'll be leaving in about two minutes.
Everyone on board, please hurry!
Oh, we didn't have time to relax.
Hurry up!
Did you forget anything?
Yes!
Are you sure you're okay?
What's wrong?
I forgot my egg roll.
Huh?!
Oh no! What do we do?!
Oh, well...
It can't be helped. Let's buy it again.
Huh?!
Are you stupid?! Don't say it like that!
It's not as sweet as you can buy it at a regular store!
How much did you think you could get?!
I don't know, but...
It's Yahoo!
Oh, no...
Where did you forget it?
The restaurant we ate at earlier!
I gave you a snack there, so it must have been there!
No, but...
We can't go back! We'll be leaving in about two minutes!
No, you go!
No, I can't get on an airplane!
Just go!
Wait a minute!
There's eight hours, too!
In the meantime, what are we going to do?!
Which is more important, Dad or the egg roll?!
The egg roll!
Huh?!
Shut up!
Wait, wait, wait, hey!
Rather than you, who will never succeed,
the egg roll is more worth raising!
Hey, what did you say just now?!
Rather than you, who is normally bad-tempered,
the egg roll is a million times cuter!
Of course I can poop in the bathroom!
Don't compare it to that!
Hey! I've never asked you to suddenly kick me!
That's why you shouldn't compare it to that!
Even if you don't do it, I'll be in a bad mood!
Are you drunk or not?!
Don't say that you're bad-tempered!
Stop fighting! Let's get on the plane!
No, I said you can go and look for it!
You can go back two steps later!
Two steps later?!
You really like looking for it, don't you?!
That egg roll...
Do you know how hard I worked to raise it?!
Did you work hard?! Did you really work hard?!
I worked hard!
It's already the same as my school!
Don't lie!
Don't you often forget to do it on weekdays?!
And you called me while you were working and what did you do?!
I'm sorry. I forgot my egg roll at home.
Honey, if you work hard at the company, will you take care of me?
Hey, wait!
Why do you have to work hard for an egg roll?!
I'll die!
I'll have a lot of poop and get sick and die!
Then I won't be able to live!
Hey, wait a minute!
I won't be able to live!
You worked hard, didn't you?!
Of course I did!
I'm not the father of egg rolls!
Oh, my child! How arrogant of you!
To die for?
I don't hate you, but don't you dare!
It's the same when you're in Hawaii!
After
- Whichever! - That's V6!
- Oh no! - Huh?!
- Excuse me? - Huh?
- It's time for lunch.
- That's right. We don't have time to go to a restaurant, do we?
- It's too late.
- There are two, so take one home!
- What did you say?!
- What did you do?
- Um...egg...
- How would I know?!
- Are you cooking an egg?
- Do you know?!
- In the end, we asked the locals for help...
- But we still don't know where they are.
- It's disgusting!
- Hurry up and get in!
- What are you doing with the egg?
- I heard it's really popular among elementary school students.
- The mode is... - Oh, you're playing it?
- Yes, I've been playing it since I was 30.
- Oh, look! He's playing it!
- Huh?!
- Is that an egg hatch behind you, Yasushima-san?
- Excuse me!
- That's a robot!
- Anno-san, you've been married recently, right?
- Yes.
- What's it like with your wife?
- I don't know what it's like inside the house, but...
- Yes, what's it like?
- After work, we all eat and then go home.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- We call and say, "Oh, okay."
- We say, "Maybe we'll go home around 12."
- But when comedians get together, it's kind of embarrassing. - You can't watch it for a long time.
- So I went home around 2 and opened the door...
- "Gacha!" The chain fell off. - What?!
- The person next to me thought I was in a bad mood, so I slept in the parking lot.
- The master of the family!
- Lately, I've been putting a small blanket on the back seat of my car in the parking lot.
- So you haven't fallen in love yet? - I want to get married, but...
- Everyone around you is getting married. - I'm really anxious.
- Don't you have a girlfriend? - I don't have one.
- What kind of person do you like? - What kind of person do you like?
- There are a lot of people I like. I like a lot of people.
- Right now? - Yes.
- Who do you like the most right now? - Right now?
- Say it today! - Konni-tan, I like you!
- You're stupid, aren't you? - Say it! Say it!
- Can I make you late sometimes? - No, you can't.
- I knew it.
- My son says he wants to be an astronaut in the future.
- That's why I'm studying with a telescope on my computer.
- Andromeda... Saturn's ring...
- Also, my father took me to the Cat's Eye something or other.
- Every night, I type in a star's name on my computer and it warps across the galaxy.
- You're already a great astronaut.
- Let's start. More freely. Things we like.
Let's start. With Windows.
A new story of Asian beauty.
A new and fresh look.
A new look for Asians.
I met her at Autobacs.
Ah!
I fell in love at first sight.
I'm your boyfriend.
I want to be fashionable.
You're fashionable at Autobacs.
I'm also happy.
Me too!
Please give me your car keys.
Ah!
I'll create a good relationship between you and the car.
Autobacs
I don't know why, but going back to a regular beauty salon is like being reborn as a new me.
Hello.
I have a reservation for 16 o'clock.
Ugh!
The receptionist of the beauty salon...
Are you Sakai-sama?
...was bald.
Are you Sakai-sama?
Um...
Excuse me!
Tanaka Naoki's driving, and his name is...
"Fieldtrip Activities" is...
Conte DVD, a must-have for all fans, is finally complete!
The heart and soul of Tanaka Naoki is here!
"Fieldtrip Activities" will be released today!
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It's cold.
It's not over yet.
Ah, it's really itchy!
Crying or laughing, which will it be?
It's cheaper and stronger.
Oak, Rosewood.
With this oak, will people laugh and cry?
Crying or laughing, which will it be?
The key is...
Fuji TV!
For the sake of the most important person in the world...
Please be in a big shape.
Live is a 25-year-old type new appearance.
Sumitomo Seimei.
When my birthday comes...
Anyone will age.
That is...
Is it sad?
It's not sad!
It's not, right?!
I am...
No!
B.K. Alpha Ripo-san.
By Shiseido.
Parco Setsu.
If you throw away everything, only the future will remain.
It's okay to look for yourself.
Happy for Days Sale.
From the 27th.
Parco!
On Saturday and Sunday...
From "Dragon" and "Onion Panic"...
To "Mizuki Arisa" and "Alpha Mikissa"...
And "Komakazuki" and "Tsutawaranai Monomane"...
The sixth episode!
Once again, the biggest comedians gather!
The key is...
Fuji TV!
Isn't this too much?
When you enter middle school...
You will grow even bigger.
Let's begin!
Preparation course for middle school.
That gloss...
That transparency...
What is that skin made of?
Science Treatment Foundation. Don't hesitate, Esketsu.
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Shining sea, shining sky, shining telephone...
A new life spread by light.
Let's Fretz! Hikari!
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When you get home, use cotton first.
If you leave it on before closing time or with makeup on...
...your skin will dry up.
Remove it as soon as possible.
Pattern 9.
Your Fukurake Cotton.
Gorie desu, Pikori!
Love and peace!
Yurikuro!
Please.
Smart.
Please.
There are people who want to listen to me.
There are people who need me.
To you who work as a dispatcher...
...nice for all, it's NISCOM.
Let me hear you more!
♪ Let's become beautiful!
♪ Let's become healthy!
♪ Pop every day!
Pop it!
Maca and Rosehip's "Pop It!"
Macaria Sparkling.
It's cheap and strong.
Oak.
Rosewood.
With this oak...
...will people laugh and cry?
Or will they buy it and laugh?
The kicker is...
Fuji TV!
FUJI TV