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Miracle tonight is a wedding special that won't fail!
Sweet!
No, not at all!
A wedding that's not sweet is a mess!
Sweet!
Today's guest is...
The one who joined us last month...
Adachi Yumi-chan!
Congratulations!
To be honest, you were surprised, weren't you?
I was surprised too.
I never thought I'd marry an entertainer.
Because you're in the same drama.
That's right.
I never thought you'd marry a young entertainer.
I've never talked about young entertainers before.
When you get home, take off your coat for now.
You've been working all day and don't have time to fix your face.
It's already dirty.
Take it off at once.
Wow, it's comfortable.
You too, take off only your clothes.
When you get home, take off your coat first.
If you take it off before closing time or after you put on makeup, your skin seems to shrink.
Take it off as soon as possible.
Pattern 9.
Take off only your clothes.
It's 420 yen.
You can use it as a wallet.
Of course, you can also use it as a chakutaful.
The hero's wallet has finally been released.
Impressed form.
Hero's wallet KGDI.
Basic usage rate is low.
Congratulations!
One more step!
You have to check it properly!
Alright.
When you use it, please check the contract content.
You're good.
With this...
OK!
You have to check it properly!
When you use it, please check the contract content.
Where do you use it?
Where?
I don't know.
No matter what happens...
The power to get out of that situation...
That's amazing!
That's cool!
I'm sorry, but I don't have that strong of an image.
You don't?
You're a heroine!
I was originally a type of Speed Wagon's Jun Itoda.
I watched TV and magazines...
When I was watching with my friends...
I said "I like this person."
They said "Does it suit you?"
I said "Yes, it suits me."
Itoda-san was looking for Itoda-san's matching thread.
Don't you know about that?
I don't know!
At first, I asked Yoko-san if she could meet him.
Yoko-san said she didn't know.
She went to America's Alley Guy.
In the end, they connected.
Amazing!
Originally, Itoda-san...
Itoda-san was a fan of Adachi Umi-san.
Did you know about that?
I heard about it.
Since you got married to Ozawa-san, Ozawa-san has become a little inferior.
We have collected various examples of failed wedding ceremonies.
We have selected three wedding ceremonies.
Let's take a look at the first one.
This is from Katie-san, a 31-year-old bridal hostess.
I am a wedding hostess, but I often see people who are tired of watching at the wedding ceremony, so I will report it.
The losers of the wedding ceremony.
I am a wedding hostess, but I often see people who are tired of watching at the wedding ceremony, so I will report it.
Thank you for your wonderful singing.
The next one is...
From a bride's friend.
I can't wait for the show.
The next one is from a bride's college friend.
Hello?
Jin? What's going on?
Huh?
Chuta?
Wait a minute.
The bride's college friend will now perform "Music Bell".
Tomoharu-san, Natsuki-san, congratulations on your wedding.
We will now perform "Music Bell" for you two.
Seven! One down!
Three, two, one...
We can't do it together!
That's what Manami said!
I heard it! I heard it!
Three, two, one...
What should we do?
One, two...
M-m-munemi...
What? What? What?
In glass shoes...
Mimosa dances...
Mimosa...
With a golden sweet kiss...
Mimosa...
I'll take you there...
Mimosa...
As long as you're there...
It'll be our last love...
Mimosa...
Oh, poor thing.
She's doing it.
Actually, she's doing it pretty well.
But...
Next up is a song by a priest and his friends.
Let's hear it for them!
Amazing grace!
How sweet the sound!
That saved a wretch like me!
Wow! Wow!
It's my turn!
Good morning.
Go, go, go!
Thank you for waiting.
The next song is...
"By the Friend of the Worker".
By the Friend of the Worker
This song means...
Here it comes!
It's hard to play it now!
If I play it...
I will surely win!
Hello, everybody!
I'm here to celebrate!
Haruhito-kun!
Manami-chan!
Congratulations on your marriage!
Everyone in Doraemon!
Thank you for coming today even though you are busy!
I got it! I got it just like that!
What should we do next?
Hold me like this!
No way! No way!
That's impossible!
Hold me like this!
No way! No way! No way!
No plan!
From "ho" to "no plan"!
No plan!
It's a sigh! It's a complete "no plan"!
What are you going to do? What are you going to do?
Seiseiseisei!
That's... that's no good! A priest's parents are no good!
Seiseisei!
Priest's parents!
Seiseisei!
Should we push and pull you down?
Everyone, please be careful when you're handing out things.
Yumi-chan, I'm sure you've been to a lot of weddings, but is there anything that left an impression on you?
My mother remarried. Her new father is doing a magic show himself.
Are there any comedians who tell you "do your best"?
Ah, that's right.
I'm going with my husband next time, and since he's a comedian, I have to make him laugh.
Yumi-chan, if you don't say anything sweet, he won't say anything sweet.
You have to think of a lot of sweet lines.
When I was watching TV at home, even if I didn't think of anything else,
"Ah, that's right," "but that comment wasn't that funny."
From a comedian's point of view.
Why do I have to be told that?
Why do I have to be told off for watching TV at home?
Because you're an old lady.
It doesn't end there.
Let's move on to the next wedding failure story.
Kentan-san and eight other people gave us their stories.
We'll introduce you to the bad wedding presenters posted from all over the country.
Make sure you choose the wrong wedding presenter.
The Bad Wedding
Well...
This is the last one, but...
From the bride and groom...
To your parents who have taken care of you...
A letter of gratitude...
Please read the letter.
Yes...
This will be...
The first...
Collaboration...
Between the two of us...
A list cut...
No...
A cake cut...
Will be made...
Yes...
Ah!
I'm sorry...
Well...
To my mother who raised me with all her heart...
This letter...
Last night...
I wrote it with all my heart...
Thank you...
This letter...
Cake cut...
And so...
At Karuizawa's tennis training camp...
They met their destiny...
I also met Sai-kun...
At the volunteer circle...
But I fell in love with him at first sight...
Well...
It's because of my weakness...
And now...
I'm completely obsessed with him...
Even if I'm obsessed with him...
And now...
From now on...
The marriage show of the Endo family and the Kato family...
Um...
I can't do it!
Um...
We can't live this scene...
Um...
I can't be seen on the TV camera, so I'm going to go on this occasion and do something stupid!
What?!
Whoa!
Something stupid!
Whoa!
I'm sorry.
Well...
The reason I'm here is to make up for it.
Well...
I'm sure there are people out there who think I'm stupid for making up for it so many times,
but I'll take a seat.
I've never worn a wedding dress like this before, but I'll take a seat.
Ha ha ha ha!
Really!
Be careful not to change your husband like a wedding dress!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm poor all week, so I can't do anything!
Ha ha ha ha!
Drink up! Drink up! Drink up!
Um, excuse me.
Um, I'm going to sing a simple song.
Um, I'll do my best this time.
Um, I'm going to sing a simple song.
Um, I've been practicing a lot.
Please look forward to it, everyone.
Excuse me...
Excuse me, what did you say earlier?
Oh, I see.
Ha ha ha!
If you could be my ideal speaker among these members...
Hashima-san...
Yossi!
Speaker...
Why Yossi?
Um, I can say things that are right and I can say things that are funny.
I see.
You're a good speaker.
I'm not a speaker!
The next person who sits on the big edge is aiming for it.
I wish Lilly-san would give us a good speech.
I wish Lilly-san would give us a good speech just by sitting down.
Oh, as a guest.
Yes.
I've done a lot of wedding ceremonies myself.
Really?
Wow!
It makes me nervous.
I see.
I want to say something funny with just "cake" and "entrance".
I see, I see.
I want to show you the most exciting part of the ceremony.
I see.
So, um, couples...
The first cooperation...
Um, if you have a camera, please stand in front of it.
Yes.
Let's begin.
Couples, please say "entrance" to the Communist Party.
I can't do it at all!
I can't stand the pressure of being too serious.
Let's continue with the wedding ceremony.
Let's watch it from the beginning, please.
This is a message from a woman in her 30s.
There are a lot of things you might think about in a house wedding, so I'll post it.
The wedding ceremony of a colleague of mine who attended in a group of two or three people
was a house wedding, which is now a trend.
It's a sad world for weddings and banquets.
Most house weddings are banquets.
Is this California?
Natsuki, you're a heavy smoker.
That's why you're irritated.
You can see it in my face, right?
I can see it!
But there's a lot of people at the concert hall.
There are more people than over there.
(Laughing)
If this is going to happen,
it's okay to have a wedding at a hotel, right?
That's right!
It's a waste of money.
Is it expensive?
It costs a lot of money and planning.
I think it'll cost you at least five hundred yen.
What?!
But you're telling me to spend money on a wedding, right?
(Japanese)
You're Japanese!
(Japanese)
Speak up!
(Japanese)
You're a regular at a restaurant, aren't you?
I'm not!
But if you ask a fortune-teller for money, you might end up being Japanese.
Really?!
If it's cheap, a fortune-teller might come from a foreign production company!
But if you're Japanese, you won't get the vibe.
You won't!
But for now...
Right?!
It's closed!
Hey, what's that last one?
Yeah, that "somehow" bear. What's that?
It's a weight bear.
It's a house wedding. It's too much!
Here, a weight bear has been sent to your father from your mother, Natsuki-sama.
This is Natsuki-sama's weight when she was born.
It's 2,348 grams, just the right amount for a teddy bear.
Father...
Thank you for raising me up to this point.
I won't give up!
How much is it? It's about 16,000 yen.
Expensive!
But what should we do? The weight is appropriate, isn't it?
What should a good father do with a bear?
It would be nice if a bear was singing and crying, but a good father...
Oh, hello!
How was your trip?
Natsuki-chan, it was beautiful!
Hey, I'm jealous!
Natsuki!
Boo!
Is there a wedding in Ito?
I want a lot of comedians to come.
They'll come, won't they?
It'll be lively.
But if comedians come, you might say things you don't want to hear.
I don't know if it'll happen, but...
You said your husband was a good father on purpose, didn't you?
Yes.
Is that okay?
I thought it couldn't be helped, so I was prepared.
Wow!
I'm glad you said I'm a good father.
I've never heard of it at all.
Really?
No, I really don't.
I'm actually a good senior and good junior to Ito.
You raised 45,000 yen on purpose, didn't you?
You should've told me you raised it!
Did you?
I didn't say anything like that.
Tanaka-san told me I should say it.
And Tanaka-san told me to say it.
That's right!
Let's take a look at the next wedding failure.
This is from Mojiro-san and others.
We received posts from people who had their wedding celebrated on the wrong day.
Wedding - the happiest day of your life!
However, there are times when such a happy day just happens to be celebrated on such a day, and it becomes an event you never want to remember again.
I would like to move on to the first joint work of the two of you - "cake cut".
The wedding of a Kansai person just happened to be on such a day.
Please come forward, the person holding the camera!
What are you saying?!
You're not supposed to say that!
What's wrong?!
The person holding the camera is...
...a colleague of mine.
I was supposed to receive greetings from you, Mr. Shinagawa...
However, the wedding of a newspaper reporter just happened to be on such a day...
...and it became an event you never want to remember again...
Um... well...
Mother!
I don't have any more memories with my son...
...anymore!
Yes?
Sorry, I'm going to work too.
Huh?! Which is more important, work or me?!
Do your best!
To tell you the truth, I'm writing a manga.
It's about a tax accountant A's case.
The protagonist is a tax accountant like me...
...who fights numbers with a calculator in the day...
...and fights evil in the night.
Oh, by the way...
...all of the works are made on a computer and published on the web.
But the main point is that the protagonist has a girlfriend.
I'm jealous.
Let's start.
Be more free.
Do what you like.
Let's start.
With Windows.
Meeting that napkin...
...gave my skin freedom.
One week has passed.
L'oreal. F.
Moisture control based on skin stress.
Skin dry even on sunny days.
From skin stress, let's be free.
F. From L'oreal.
New release. Panty Liner's F.
One day...
...a teacher who's always late will come running.
A teacher couple's wedding was held on a day like this.
A teacher who's later than the students...
...will say...
Hello?
Murakami?
How was it?
It wasn't good...
Okay?
Anyway...
...do your best!
Okay?!
Well...
I'm a teacher who's always late...
Today's date is...
Hello?
Kato?
How was it?
I see!
You passed!
That's great!
Yes!
Thank you!
Why did I give up on a day like this?
Today, I'm going to race with Dosa Dosa and Robby again.
The day of your admission, the day of your wedding, your daily life, your commitment...
The day of my admission was September 14th, and it was my birthday.
And three days before that, it was voting day.
Oh, I see.
After that, when the world calmed down a little...
Did you get popular with Itoda-san?
Cute!
This program was brought to you by Nissan Automobile and sponsored by these sponsors.
What did you just say?
You're a million times cuter!
Why?!
Is it coming?
A comedy song!
Is it coming?
"Dance Great Investigator" THE BOMBY 2! Saturday at 9 p.m.!
The legendary bounty hunter who actually existed...
Domino Harvey!
What brought her to life was thrill and excitement...
And...
A lonely past...
Domino...
I can't stop...
I knew it!
I can't stop! I can't stop! Kalbi! Kappa! Ebi! Sen! Kalbi!
Do you remember?
Chosuke, Rokusuke, Beisuke...
Beisuke!
Oh, you little...
Beisuke!
Ah! Beisuke!
Chu! Chu! Chu!
Delicious!
Two! Delicious!
The most delicious!
Ah! The most delicious in Japan!
The 20th Anniversary Thank You Sale with Ebishima is under way!
From sneakers to business suits, there's a wide line-up!
Twice the points for all customers during sale!
Suits Mega Store - Ebishima and...
It's a mannansha.
A Japanese movie that changed history!
Appearing for the first time on TV!
Why is there blood flowing on the set?!
Dancing masterpiece "The Movie 2"!
Block out Rainbow Bridge!
We can't block out Rainbow Bridge!
Matsumoto Seichou Special - Kuroi Jukai
My sister who said she'd go to the past died without a mountain.
I'll definitely find the culprit!
October 21st, Friday night at 9pm.
Thursday at 10pm.
AUG Panorama
Koyuki-san is...
...pretty.
Why is that, nya?
Maca and rosehip sake are delicious.
Maccabian!
Card stand - it's included!
He's married to a corpse!
This autumn...
...the world's purest love story...
...is born from the tears of that world's bride.
Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride".
Why do towels smell?
Stinky!
Stinky?
Use Hummingflare!
It's so soft and nice!
It smells like you, Seri and Kaori!
Hummingflare!
♪ Time... ♪
Stylish, powerful, Corona Fan Heater that changes winter!
This year, a new version with a short-circuit shutter!
Even more comfortable, even more beautiful!
Corona Fan Heater!
Wonderful Small, Episode Eight
Brother! Brother!
Brother! Help me a little!
You're my brother now.
Me?!
I'm counting on you, brother!
Yes, you're my brother!
Got it?
Perfect for parents and children! Big hit!
Fujifumiya Budokan Two Days Decision!
December 30th is a collaboration between Fumiya and the orchestra!
A rock orchestra with Japanese music!
The 31st is an old countdown party!
This year, Fumiya Friends has participated in many events!
Tickets will be on sale on October 30th!
That's all for now!
Matsumoto Growth Special Black Crystal
What's wrong, sister?!
The sister who said she would go to modern times died without a mountain...
I will definitely find the culprit!
October 21st, Friday night at 9pm
Thursday at 10pm
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