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Cha-lang!
Tonight's special will feature comedians with low salary!
Baribari Baritto!
It's cheap!
I'm not a comedian! I'm an actress!
I don't have a problem with that!
Wait a minute!
It's too early!
Wait a minute!
Can I ask you something?
Yes, please!
What do you think, Miyakuni-san?
Tonight's special will feature comedians with low salary!
It's a special program called "Comedians are in love too!"
We've invited some of the members of "Comedians are in love too!"
We're not comedians!
Oh, you're not comedians?
We're just comedians!
Hey, hey, hey!
Too bad you're not comedians!
Sit down! Sit down!
Are you members of "Comedians are in love too?"
Who are you?
Are you okay now?
I was in love too!
I was in love last year!
I was in love this year!
What about you, Tsukimister?
Have you been in love?
No, I haven't.
Actually, I've been in love yesterday.
What?
I heard that Tsukimister was going to meet a girl in Shibuya.
When I asked her if I could meet her in Shibuya, she sent me an e-mail.
Idiot! Shibuya won't panic!
I have something to say!
What is it?
I'm being asked how old I am!
Natsuki-chan too!
I'm amazing! I'm Natsuki-chan's fat fan!
But when we first met on the show the other day, you were a little cold.
The other day, when I said you were human, you said you were married for 3 years!
That's too short!
So, we're going to ask you lots of things about love.
And we'd like to give you some advice on that.
What is it?
In New York...
Is it serious?
Who is it?
Hi, everybody!
Cheers!
Is this New York?
Anago-san!
Yes!
See, it's a little off.
Are you in New York?
Ah, yes!
That's right!
What time is it in New York?
It's 6 and a half in the morning!
It's a little too late for that now.
Shall we?
For this episode of "Reenactment Contest"...
We've had 5 comedians cast themselves based on their own requests.
I see!
First up is Nantai Candies' Shizu-chan's wonderful love story.
Shizu-chan!
Shanda!
Him!
At this time of year...
I've implemented a surprise project to celebrate my friend's birthday.
And with that...
We're going to test how far we've come this week!
What?!
That's not it!
If you listen to your class properly, you won't be in such a hurry!
And with that...
Hey!
Aren't you Yamasaki of Class 3?
Everyone!
Today is Tomoko Murakami's birthday!
Let's give her a big round of applause!
What are you doing?!
Well then...
Excuse me!
What should I do? What should I do?
If I do something like this, my teacher might get mad at me...
What should I do?
Yamasaki!
Yes?
It was really interesting!
You know, it's my birthday next week, so could you do me a favor?
Yes!
He's been the boy I've always loved.
That's when I realized for the first time...
How much...
I was loved by him!
And...
A week has passed in a blink of an eye...
He loves me!
It's my birthday next week, so could you do me a favor?
He's waiting for my surprise in the classroom...
Everyone!
It's Harusase's birthday today!
Let me introduce you!
She's my girlfriend.
Can I kiss you?
W-w-wait a minute...
That's my number one birthday present.
Close your eyes.
No, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it!
Her mouth might just say "truth".
Hi everybody!
It's you in red, right?
Today is Office Haruhika's Birthday!
Let us all sing along!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Haruhi-kun, happy birthday to you!
Awawa! You're fifty years old!
Fifty years old...
I'm sorry! Thank you!
Isn't it okay for you to go out with me? I-i-i- isn't it okay?
Let's meet again next year!
You're really shy, Haruhi-kun!
After this, we didn't tell each other our feelings and graduated high school.
Even though you like me, you can't say it out loud, Haruhi-kun!
That's right! I have to give you a chance to confess!
Thinking like that, I visited his house on Valentine's Day night.
It's about time for me to go practice with the band, jeez...
Thinking like that, I visited his house on Valentine's Day night.
It's about time for me to go practice with the band, jeez...
♪ Talk sweet, there ain't that much to say ♪
♪ But it lasts for love ♪
Excuse me!
Is it me?
There's no one else but you, right?
Before you left the house, there was a passerby who was standing there all the time, and you had to chase her away, right?
I haven't seen anyone, but...
It's you, isn't it?
Huh? I...
It's you, it's you.
I'm a passerby...
Huh?
I'm this person's girlfriend.
♪ Let's give it for the boy ♪
Let's go!
Wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no!
It's okay, let's go!
This is... this is...
Valentine's...
Is this okay?
Valentine's Day...
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
No, no, no!
Wait!
The distance between us didn't shrink at all.
Yay!
But...
When I became a comedian and appeared on TV, he invited me to his concert.
Isn't that woman acting weird?
It's because you're laughing.
Yay!
No, no, it's weird, isn't it?
Anyway, I'll stand out more than others!
Yay!
The distance between us didn't shrink at all.
And the best thing is...
Sorry!
It started raining all of a sudden.
And we didn't have a taxi.
It's OK.
Why can't you say you want to go for a drive with me?
Excuse me!
Wow!
Even the members are the same.
That's what makes him so shy.
Hey, come to my show again.
If you write in the flyer that Shie-chan from the south is coming, you'll get a lot of fans, right?
He can't live without me anymore.
And maybe you don't respond...
Meanwhile...
When you first came out...
That's where we met.
Yeah, that's where we met.
What?! A woman?!
But...
She's uglier than me!
I see...
You're trying to make me jealous...
You're so shy.
Shizu is still trying to keep distance with him.
Shizu.
Yes?
What is this?
Are you kidding me?
No, it's not like that.
What is it?
We just passed each other.
Passed each other?
You haven't been in love, have you?
No, we haven't.
What about now?
Do you send e-mails and call each other?
I haven't been able to call you lately.
I don't think it's like that.
If you're busy, you can't send e-mails.
Do you send e-mails and come back?
I used to send e-mails five times.
You're so shy.
I haven't sent e-mails lately.
No e-mails?
No.
What did you say when you came back?
I said "I got it."
I got it.
Isn't it weird?
Don't take away my right to dream.
How long have you been dating?
It's been ten years.
Ten years?
If it's been ten years, you're a man and a woman, right?
That's right.
You're a man and a woman, right?
Yes.
I didn't imagine it before I went to bed.
You didn't imagine it, did you?
Did you go on a date just you and me?
We haven't done it yet.
It's been ten years.
This is nonsense.
Ten years is one-sided.
It's simple.
On the contrary, you'll never break up.
You'll never break up, but one day you'll have to break up.
That's right.
One day.
Shizu-chan, aside from him, there are many men here now.
Who would you like to choose first?
The first one is...
Lily.
Lily?
What do you think of her?
She's good at painting and has a good sense of art.
I see.
What do you think of her?
I think it suits her.
I often dream about it before I go to bed.
What about second place?
Second place is...
Tanaka-san.
Second place?
Why?
You like animals, don't you?
I think you'll love me like I love animals.
Humans also love animals.
Who would you like to choose first?
It's been a while since I've been a hit.
Kato-san.
Kato-san?
Hey! Kato-san! Hey! What are you doing?
Let's hear the reason! Why? Why?
It's because of this kind of force...
It's weird for you to get so angry!
I'm ashamed of being on such a golden show!
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I left this on the hot spring yesterday!
I left it on!
Me too!
In such a case, we'll remove the top layer of new enzyme and remove the dirt from it.
Isn't it beautiful?
It's amazing!
Let's do it again sometime!
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Seven colors are hidden in rainbow.
Seven colors of tea are hidden in seven colors of tea.
I found it!
The warm seven colors of tea have come out.
The end of the round.
The difference in water supply is the difference in earth gravity.
Evolved water supply.
Aquarius.
We're returning it to you at Family Mart.
Huh?
You can use it for sure.
Fresh plan.
Rake.
Use it wisely.
This rake...
It's very important to return it properly.
Use it wisely.
You can use it at Family Mart now.
Right?
Huh?
Fresh plan.
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Use it wisely.
In order to deliver really delicious cookies,
we spent a lot of time and effort to bake them.
Flavorful and mouthwatering.
This is the cookie that Nabisco has always wanted to make.
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This is correct.
On the contrary, I'm sure it's not this one.
It's from third place.
Yes, it's from third place.
Third place.
Takeyama-sama.
Takeyama-sama, this is a complicated first place.
It's true.
If it was first place, I thought I'd go like this.
It's third place, so I thought it was the worst.
It's subtle.
I had no choice but to look at the camera.
Second place.
Second place is Tsuzumisuta-san.
Tsuzumisuta-san.
Tsuzumisuta-san, why?
Somehow, it's annoying.
If there was a reason for it to be annoying, it would be nice.
Wait, wait, sorry.
It's annoying.
No, it's not annoying.
Please tell me first place.
Isn't this a weird place?
It's Yama-chan.
Ah, Yama-chan.
Shizu-chan, what do you not like about Yama-chan?
Um...
The way she says bad things about people right away.
She says that?!
That's right!
What's wrong with that?!
It's okay if you don't say it!
No, but...
Most of the people here...
Ehhhh?!
Hey!
Hanako-san, what do you think of that?
Ahahaha!
It's fun, isn't it?
What do you think of Shizu-chan's love story?
It's a dirty love story!
Ahahaha!
Hey, hey, we're going to do about ten stories from now on.
Yes.
Okay, let's get started. Matsuda-san, please.
Okay, next up is someone's wonderful love story.
Yes.
Please look at it while imagining whose love story it is.
My First Girlfriend
The first time Haru visited me, who was late, was in the fall of twenty-four.
Hey you! You're not even twenty-four and you don't even have a girlfriend!
Don't be ridiculous!
Are you really not interested in me?
I lied to myself like that.
Today, my girlfriend is going to introduce me to a good girl.
If you keep staring at me like you always do, I'm going to kill you!
I know. I'll do my best.
Do your best!
Ah, she's here! She's here!
Let me introduce you.
Her name is Manami-chan.
Hello!
And her name is Manami-chan's friend...
I'm Maki-chan!
I'm Maki.
Nice to meet you.
And this man who's staring at me like that is...
Mamenemian!
And like that, my first love began.
Kamogawa sure is a good date spot, isn't it?
Huh?
Ah, you're right.
I've never been on a date before.
I didn't know how to make girls happy.
Hey, can we sit down for a bit?
Sure.
Hey, say something.
You're a comedian, aren't you? Say something funny.
Yeah, you're right.
It's kind of cold at night.
It's not funny.
No, I wasn't aiming for it.
It's cold.
Me?
No, you.
Yeah, the outside air.
You're funny, Haruhiko.
Hey, you know...
Come here.
It's cold, isn't it, Haruhiko?
I'm fine. I'm hot-tempered. It's not cold at all.
Somehow... my face is getting cold.
Haruhiko-kun's hands...
...are warm.
I kissed for the first time.
I believed our love would last forever.
Suzuki SWIFT.
Sports is here.
It's a new product of WAGON-R.
You can do this and you can do that.
NEW FACE.
NEW WAGON-R.
From Suzuki, thank you!
It's homemade curry!
Yay!
Ta-dah!
Onion, okay.
Meat, okay.
Spice, okay.
Okay.
Huh?
I forgot the switch!
Make sure you check in advance.
Oh no!
It's a promise!
Make sure you check the contract carefully.
Use it properly.
Hey, what's good about Ritz?
You get used to it.
Crispy!
Flavorful!
There's that too.
You can eat it as it is.
You can put it on top and eat it.
You can dip it and eat it.
It's good!
Deliciousness spreads.
Nabisco Ritz.
Carro.
Oreos.
Good.
Wow!
Be a little mature and white.
Carro. Oreos.
Wow, golf, baseball, tennis...
There were only simple things.
That's what I've been doing.
It's completely different, isn't it?
Oh, great!
What's this?
One brush and...
Erase.
One brush and...
Erase.
One brush and...
Erase.
One question every morning.
Head exercise.
Game Boy Advance.
One brush every month.
But...
For us to have such a sad goodbye waiting for us...
I couldn't even imagine it at the time.
I haven't changed much, but...
Thank you!
Wait!
Senpai's here, so I'll hang up.
I'll call you again when the show's over.
Thank you!
Seriously...
Wait...
Just one time, okay?
Okay.
I love you.
See you.
See you later.
By the way...
What?
You got a girlfriend?
That's right!
You're always on the phone!
You're amazing!
Recently...
I've been doing a lot of love stuff.
Senpai, but...
But...
You got a great girlfriend.
You're annoying!
That woman from yesterday was great.
She was great, but...
To be honest...
To be honest, I'm a little scared.
She was a great woman.
Seriously?
Want to see?
Purikura.
Purikura?
At your age?
You're such a pervert!
I'll show you Purikura!
Ta-dah!
What's up?
Pervert!
Baki-chan
What are you talking about?
Hey!
Don't say that in public!
I'll call you "Baki-chan"!
Baki-chan
How about me?
Baki-chan
Erotic!
No, no, senpai!
No more!
Baki-chan
Hey! Hey!
Baki-chan
Why?!
Baki-chan
And like that, my sweet first love ended.
Wow!
Of course you're in this!
I'm not erotic, but...
...the first half of the show was pretty cool.
Baki-chan
I think it's Inoue-san.
Baki-chan
Unfortunately, I'm not.
Shiba-san, who do you think?
If I had to pick one cute guy in heaven...
Non-chan
"Iwao"?
Non-chan
Out of all of you, I think "Junboku" is the best.
I'm going to ask!
Who was it?
Huh?
Iwao
Iwao!
What a painful episode!
I remembered the last scene and couldn't laugh like you all did.
How many years ago?
About 3 or 4 years ago...
Oh, you remember!
You were in the dressing room with your seniors...
Well, it's a soft reproduction of it...
Tell us more about it!
You know Kijo Gajo, don't you?
At that time, Kijo Gajo and I were there.
What was it like?
Tell us about it.
It was so cute!
When I heard about it, it was all pure.
I'm glad you like it!
It's new for me wherever I go.
It's my first time going there.
Was it your first time going there?
It was my first time going there when I was about 24 years old.
And it was going well...
I got a girlfriend and we talked about a lot of things...
And I got to see "tricola"...
And I flew "chamel" with my cell phone...
It was so cute!
I said "I got a girlfriend" and held up my cell phone like this...
It was like a full-length video.
That was 10 minutes before the live broadcast!
10 minutes before!
That was 10 minutes before!
I was so excited...
And my seniors came up to me...
And said "Hey, did you find a good guy yesterday?"
And they showed me exactly the same picture...
It was 5 minutes before the live broadcast!
I'm so excited!
She's such a good girl!
Why did you...
Didn't you know her?
Did you know that she was Iwao's girlfriend?
Of course I did!
Of course I didn't know!
It was my line, but...
She said "eroid"
"Eroid"?
Eroidokuro
What's "eroidokuro"?
"Eroidokuro" is...
A picture?
A picture, a picture, a picture!
A picture!
I want to go back to the studio for 4 minutes!
I've said everything!
Everything!
"Eroidokuro" is...
The "purikura" and "chameleon" that her seniors brought...
Are "eroids"!
Daddy!
Mom!
Grandpa!
Sister!
Let's talk with our family!
The first family tour is suspended!
Which one?
Border of Family
Border Fall
Oh, she praised me.
You always smell good.
Thanks to whom?
Fragrance and deodorant of Sophran
Erase bad smell and good fragrance continues.
Thanks to whom?
Sophran
Fragrance and deodorant of Sophran
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Even if it's a plate or a pot
Even if it's a sticky sponge
I'll clean it up in the morning
Nice!
New Charmy Ribs
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K mini van, K mini van van
K mini van, every van van van
K mini van, K mini van van
K mini van van, K mini van van
Oh, oh, we love every van van
Van van, every van van
Run faster
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Wake up your dream
K mini van, K mini van van
K's new flow
New every van van
Born!
K mini van, K mini van van
K's mini van
It's a gift!
It's a number one duck!
Number one duck?
What?
Number one...
Duck?
It's so mysterious!
Right now, the most chosen medical insurance is...
Maybe it's cuter than the real one!
- They're totally different, right? - Totally different.
- It's not their fault. - It's not their fault.
- It's her fault. - It's her fault.
- She only went once that day? - That's right.
- She really didn't know anything. - She didn't go there.
- She was proud of herself. She was really cute. - She was cute.
- We can't forget that moment. - We can't forget it.
- We didn't think she'd get a mustache! - A mustache?!
- What's with the mustache?! - We didn't think she'd get a mustache!
- We didn't think she'd get a mustache!
- We didn't think she'd go missing and become a mustache!
- That's cute! - Was she really looking for it?
- That's right! - Was she okay?!
- She bit her own last name!
- How sad! - She was so upset!
- She couldn't do anything about it! - That's right!
- I heard that after the show everyone said "Can you stop being mad?!"
- They said it! - They said it!
She was at home, so I told her to come down and talk to me at the entrance.
I wanted to beat her up, but I was weak and couldn't do it.
She was talking to me at the entrance on the entrance mat.
But somehow I wanted to hit this anger, and I pulled the entrance mat that day.
Like that hide-and-seek game "Matchaki"
She was throwing up.
What is this?
Isn't it coming out?
Since that day, her head has been like that.
From that day, I didn't want to get serious with her.
So I played and played and beat her up.
This is amazing!
Let's commemorate this! New York!
Johnny!
Thank you very much!
What is it?
We don't need it!
Wait, wait!
There are about 8 more times!
8 more times?
There are about 8 more times!
Then let's go!
Mr. Takeyama's beautiful love story!
Mr. Murata, please!
For me, meeting her was a shock.
In the end, how was our live performance?
It was great!
I've never seen a live performance with so many people!
Really?
I hope you can do a solo live performance soon!
No, not yet!
Recently, I've started to hold maracasu and I've been able to see it a little.
Liar!
We're not there yet!
Not yet!
Good morning!
Oh! Marami-chan is here!
Hey, you guys!
Marami-chan is my friend,
but when I asked her to bring her friends for a party, she really came!
She's crazy! She's crazy!
She's crazy about you guys!
Hey, wash your hands!
It wasn't love at first sight.
But I couldn't help but be curious about it.
Are you okay?
Your T-shirt is up to your feet.
Are you okay?
Hey, hey, hey...
Hey!
Um...
Are you not good at this?
That's...
You're lying!
I'm really not good at it.
Actually, me neither.
You're lying!
We're similar!
Anyway, please tell me your phone number!
Huh?!
Okay.
Huh?
Before I knew it, I was serious.
Can you stop it already? This is the 32nd time today.
Then meet me. Meet me and listen to me.
But...
Why?! Is it because I'm not selling?
It's not like that...
Then I'll say it on the phone. Listen carefully.
I don't want to.
You're just going to come at me?! Hey! Hello?!
I couldn't go anywhere.
How about here?
It was my only option.
She won't find out about this.
You told me not to come, didn't you?
Huh? What do you mean?
I haven't been sleeping well lately...
...so I thought I'd be careful.
What is it?
I don't have the maracasu I always use as a joke!
I don't know! Don't use maracasu as a joke! It's gross!
If I don't have maracasu, I won't be able to open this supermarket!
Shut up, you!
Hey! Hey!
You know, you were a rich man's son after all!
It seems that she didn't like me going to see you in person.
She didn't like me...
Who is it?!
Hello?!
Oh, it's you, Mom!
You should call me when you have something important to do!
Huh?!
You're in trouble, too...
What do you mean?!
My dad died.
When things don't work out...
...it's because of you.
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You cannot answer the phone you are calling at the moment.
Hello?
Oh, it's you.
What? A concert?
I can't go. I'm still in Fukuoka.
Actually, I...
might quit being an entertainer.
This is the last time.
This is really the last time.
You cannot answer the phone at this time.
Please tell me your name and your business card number after the beep.
Hello?
It's me.
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
I'm really depressed...
and I'm thinking of quitting being a comedian.
But...
one more time...
If I think I can work hard in Tokyo again...
I'll go back in about a month's flight.
Um...
I like you.
Let me say this for the last time.
Maybe...
From the first time we met...
I've liked you a lot!
*sniffle*
*singing*
Gaja!
Do you have a job nearby?
I'm going to Tokyo.
In the end, I feel like I've forgotten a lot about Tokyo and I'm back a month later.
Hello?
Oh, it's you, Mom.
Huh? Yeah, we're back safe and sound.
Yeah.
Yes.
She thinks she's still a kid.
Rose of Takane.
Um...
Even if it's only in the evening, there are a lot of planes coming from Fukuoka.
They've been running around like tour guides since yesterday.
I made this for you, but I'm embarrassed.
Here you go.
Can I go now?
Go ahead.
We've been together for a long time now.
- Takeyama! - Takeyama is good, but I think Yasshi would have been better.
- I think it's great! - Takeyama!
Shiba-san! Shiba-san!
Takeyama! Takeyama!
Shiba-san, your voice is actually my voice!
We just had a great conversation. Of course, I'll give Takeyama a spot.
And of course, you're beautiful, too.
But what did we just say?
- Batayan to Shiba-yan. - Batayan!
- Shiba-yan to Shiba-yan!
- Shiba-tan... - Shiba-tan...
You guys are the only ones who are doing it again!
- I'm so happy for you! - I'm so happy for you, too!
You were acting as Takeyama-kun's girlfriend.
At first, we didn't know who you were.
- You didn't know? - No, we didn't know.
- If you knew, you should have told us! - We didn't know.
But we noticed you were Takeyama-san.
But you're still dating her, right?
Yes, I've been dating her since we met.
- So you're getting married, right? - Yes, we're getting married.
You're in such a good mood, why are you cheating with your partner?
- What are you saying? - What are you saying?
- Why are you saying such nice things? - How many lines did you say?
- We've only just gotten to that point! - How many lines did you say?
- Please give us some good comments! - No, this story isn't good.
It's a true story! We met and we've been living together for a while now.
- Your fiancé has been waiting for you in Haneda, right? - Yes, he's been waiting for me.
- There are so many places you can go! - At the time, there were only three national universities.
- There are so many places you can go! - I've been coming here for a few days now.
Seriously! Where did you like yourself?
- Where did you change? - I'm not sure about myself, but...
- I think it's your face. - No, that's not it.
- That's not what we want to hear! - That's not what we want to hear!
- Wait up! Wait up! - Wait up, Dashima-kun!
- We want to hear it! - We don't care about what you say!
- We call you like 30 times a day.
At the time, I didn't have a cell phone yet.
I had a phone in my girlfriend's room.
It wasn't a coincidence, but I used it sometimes.
She didn't even answer my calls.
- Where did you like yourself? - That's right!
- We'll hear about it later. - We'll hear about it later.
- This is... my heart. - I don't want to hear about that!
- I'm not giving it to you! I'm not giving it to you! - What are you talking about?!
- Your face and heart are no good, where is it?! - Your face and heart are no good, where is it?!
- You don't have money! Money?! - I don't know what you're talking about!
- I'm not giving it to you! - You'll never know! You'll know soon enough!
- Okay, tell me what my heart is! - Tell me!
Face and heart, what else do I have?
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Only bangs sweat. Isn't it like that?
It's not like that!
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An invincible soldier one day came to our house.
We couldn't start a fire, but we wanted him to be with us all the time.
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It's Mr. Yamamoto's wonderful love story.
Mr. Yamamoto!
A love story written with pigs!
At the time, I was determined to become an actor and decide my situation.
But before I went to Tokyo...
There was a woman I really wanted to drop.
I'm going to Tokyo tomorrow.
I see.
It's sad that we won't see each other again.
You're going for your dream, right?
Good luck!
Don't go! Don't stop me!
It's got nothing to do with that!
Hey, isn't it a little cold here? Let's go home.
It's this scenery! It's cold!
You don't like it cold, do you? Let's go home.
Wait a minute!
What is it?
This.
What is it?
I just thought of you and made it up.
I wrote the lyrics of a minor song sung by R.C. Succession.
But only a minor song can't be known by her.
For me?
I also thought of a song. Can I sing it?
On the back of my college notebook
I wrote "Yuki-chan" but
I wrote it with a pencil
But before I knew it it's gone
Can't we meet again?
Can we never meet again?
For me?
Such a wonderful song?
There's still a second song.
Tonight...
I don't want to go home. I won't return it!
I understand.
Yuki-chan.
Because of this success, I decided to write a song about love.
Wait a minute!
There's no way I'm cheating on you!
No way!
But you two were walking hand in hand!
That's why!
My part-time worker injured her leg so I supported her!
You're lying!
I'll break up with you! I'll break up with you right now!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Really!
What is it? You don't have a future!
Read this.
What is this?
I thought it would be boring so I wrote a lot of things.
I wrote a poem about an album of love.
I see.
We spent our days with our backs turned to each other.
Yes, we felt like it was going to end.
Even though we're always miserable,
no matter what we do, it's just the two of us.
I feel like that day will never come again.
Claudia, even though you always hurt me,
Claudia, I only love you.
What? You're not young anymore?
We'll be together until we die.
Claudia...
My song is a wonderful love energy.
This energy should be transmitted to her, too.
Hello? Hello? Hello, I've been waiting for you.
Hey, don't come all the way to the airport.
I told you on the phone, didn't I? I don't intend to go out with you.
Oh, I'm sorry! Wait a minute, please.
Please accept this.
Oh, gross! What is this?
I was thinking about you.
So I wrote a poem for you.
You thought of it?
Yes, just for you.
It's a song by Miss Chill.
I've been waiting for you.
Who are you and what are you living for?
What is it?
Stand by me and be my mirror.
Um...
It's okay for you to come into my arms at any time.
With our tails together...
Isn't it Miss Chill's song?
Isn't it Miss Chill's "mirror"?
In the end, this woman and I fell in love with a minor song by Kicker Koji.
There is no woman who doesn't fall in love with my song.
Hold me tight and kiss me.
I don't know what you mean.
When you are in love, do you show your minor song to her?
Yes.
That's terrible.
What?
She made it?
She made it, but if she doesn't know it, does she think it's mine?
That's terrible.
If she wrote it herself, it's still hers.
She wrote it herself! She wrote it herself!
Did you make her write it?
No, I didn't make her write it.
I wrote it.
What if she hears that song somewhere?
That's right!
On the radio or something.
In that case, you're unlucky!
That's why you come looking for a minor song!
But back then, there were only famous songs.
Back then, it wasn't like that.
I used to sing a lot of R&C.
That's "Bataen no Jihan".
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
You said "shiba" and then "bataen" came out!
But you still get tired!
Like that!
There are times when you happen to go to a house for a stay.
You go to a convenience store to buy something.
In the meantime, you write a poem.
Not write a poem! Not write a poem!
You move it! You move it!
But you're fast!
You move it! You move it!
You write it and leave it like that.
You didn't make it! You made it yourself!
If you write it yourself, it'll end up like a song about food!
You don't do it anymore, do you?
Of course!
You don't do it anymore, do you?
If you say you don't do it, it'll be a lie!
What was the last song you made up?
I brought an old song again.
It's an old song by Kikuka Koji.
It's a song called "Rainy, Rainy".
"Rainy" means...
Rainy...
That's what it means.
You forgot it now, didn't you?
It's not your song, so you don't remember it!
That's right!
You don't remember it!
The "ne-ne-ne-ne-ne" part...
The "ne-ne-ne-ne-ne" part doesn't come out, so...
Please forgive me for a while.
When you say "Rainy", you change your name, don't you?
For example, if you say "Natsuki", you say "Natsuki..."
Of course I do!
Natsuki...
You're the only one I can do...
You've already started making up songs, haven't you?
I don't know, but...
I think there are women who like that, but...
I think it's a little cold.
It's cold!
I think it's a little...
It's a little...
It's cold!
I want you to say you're making up a song.
You say it first and then you see the reaction...
Ah, then I'll try making up a song...
What? You're going to improvise?
You're going to improvise?
You're so cool!
Natsuki said "you're the worst".
You're the worst!
Go home! Go home!
Go home!
Get lost!
Don't get angry!
Don't get angry! Sit down!
It's the worst.
You're the worst!
What do you think about this robotic story, Hanako-san?
Huh?
What? Is it hard for you?
You're annoying me.
That's right.
Is that all you're going to say?
Who are you?
Ugly!
Ugly?
Are you calling me ugly?
You're wrong.
Ugly!
Let's move on.
Please continue with your VTR.
The next story is about someone's wonderful love.
Please imagine who it is and watch the video.
I'm talking about when I was in high school.
At the time, I had a woman I liked.
No, no, no...
For now, just find out if she has a boyfriend or not!
Well, it's fine, but...
Don't make it obvious! Just don't make it obvious!
Don't make it obvious, okay?
What are you doing, Shinagawa-kun? Class is about to start.
Oh, thank you!
However, she was in a different class, so we hadn't met before.
So I, who was in the same class as her,
started asking my best friend, Shinagawa-kun, for advice.
Let's buy it!
That's strange...
I'm in class now, so I'm going!
For now, just find out if she has a boyfriend or not!
Okay!
- Alright! - Hey!
- Woo! - Yay!
The perfect chance for me to meet up with her, who was so far away, has come.
Shut up!
Hey, girls are lying, so call her!
Call everyone in my class, so she won't come anymore!
Oh, then should I call you from my class?
- Huh? - Right?
Oh, sure, sure, sure!
Call me from your class!
Hahaha!
And with that...
She came.
Good evening! I'm Konishi from class four!
- Yay! - Good evening!
Ah!
Ah, this is my best friend, Tanaka!
Ah, I know you! You're in class two, right?
Talk! Talk, Tanaka! Talk!
Hahaha!
Huh? Konis-san, do you brush your teeth first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
What am I listening to?
I wonder...
Ah, ah, that's right!
Also, what? Who's your favorite Doraemon character?
Am I just your dad?
That's not what I want to know!
Am I just too good for you?
I'm not asking you!
Am I just Doraemon?
Ah, you're Dora-chan.
I don't care about that kind of talk!
Huh? What's your favorite subject, Konis-san?
Is it Japanese?
Ah, Japanese!
Japanese is full of dreams!
Because of my innocence, I couldn't grasp her at all.
What's wrong?
Without making any progress, she was trying to miss a big chance.
But...
An incident occurred here.
You're late, but you're so humble!
This is bad...
It's hot...
Let's run away!
Huh? But isn't it worse over there?
It's okay! If we run now, we won't know who's the culprit!
Okay! Let's run!
If we come this far, we'll be okay, right?
Hey! This is bad! While we were doing that murder thing, we got caught!
What? Seriously?!
Well, we'll have those two pay for their sins and run away!
I'm going to go save her!
Wait! The police are already here!
Shut up!
We're going to save her!
Wait!
I did it.
I broke it.
Tanaka-kun!
Tanaka, you...
So you're the real culprit, huh?
These guys...
I haven't even touched them once.
No way...
It's over.
This is just a little bit. The culprit did this.
Here you go.
Tanaka-kun!
It's fine.
This is fine.
I saved her.
I saved her for sure.
I read your letter.
What is it about?
The other day...
Thank you for saving me.
As a man, of course.
At that moment...
I fell in love with you.
It's about Shinagawa-kun.
What?
What? Who are you talking about?
Shinagawa-kun.
What?
At that moment...
I didn't run away from what was in front of me.
I love Shinagawa-kun.
On the contrary, I ran away.
I hate Shinagawa-kun.
I see.
We decided to date.
But before that, Shinagawa-kun told me to say something to you.
Why do you have to say that to me?
You don't have to say that to me.
I have to prepare for the next class. I'm going.
You don't have to say that to me!
It may be common.
Every time we talked, we got closer.
I learned at the time...
...that if you like someone, you should confess your love directly.
I see.
Why?
So, is this another episode of someone else?
I feel like it's just one person.
I want to say it, but it's not me.
No, it's not.
Is it Kato?
It's me.
It's us.
You're lying.
It's really me.
When was this?
When we were in high school.
We couldn't say yes, but we said yes.
Your image is straight forward and you like us,
We couldn't say yes, but we were close friends.
I was in the same class as her when we were in middle school, and she was the closest to me, so I talked to her about what kind of guy I liked and asked for information.
I didn't tell her, but I actually told her that I liked her, too.
You confessed to her?
Yes, I asked her to make an out and in for me, and I told her to let me think about it.
She did?
Yes, she did.
And we kept talking about it.
And then, my friend got in between me and her, and there was a case of breaking a man's safety belt, and she and her friend got caught.
You're talking about that case.
I told her that I was in it, and she let me go.
That's a good one.
And then, in the video, it was said that she broke it in class, but I broke it with a jump kick.
What?
That's not fair!
No, but...
I was in class!
No, you were in class as usual.
Isn't it natural?
Yes!
You're right!
It's natural to run away!
No, it's not!
I was in class all the time, you know!
"It's okay," I said. "I rarely do it myself."
I'm glad you took it as a good thing.
And then, she told me about it, and we kept talking about it.
And I thought he was suspicious, too.
Oh, you were a little drunk?
I don't think I was able to finish it, but I once told him, "Don't you like me, too?"
And he said, "I don't like you at all!"
I don't like you at all!
I'm doing this for you!
That's what he said!
And then, a few days later, I heard from outside that we were dating.
And I called him out.
What's going on? Are you dating me?
Hey, Koji...
Are you dating me?
Yes, I am.
You're not cool if you're mad!
Of course not!
"I knew it!" I said!
That's how much I liked her!
If we were dating, we wouldn't have come to Tokyo!
You might not have come that far!
We wouldn't have come to Tokyo because we weren't dating.
That's why we're in this situation.
When I go back to my hometown, I still meet that guy.
I tell him this every time.
You're dating someone else's woman!
How is he and her now?
They broke up.
They dated for 5 or 6 years and broke up.
You don't know who she is now?
Once, on a different show, she said something behind my back.
I don't want to see that person again.
She hated him so much that she didn't even care about him!
She didn't hate him that much!
She hated him so much that she didn't even care about him!
She was like that since then!
When you were acting, you didn't know who she was.
You didn't know.
You thought she was a nice person.
But...
The friend Shinagawa was playing...
He wasn't actually playing, but...
When he was caught by the police...
She's fine. Just leave me alone.
He said that in a low voice.
What kind of ad-lib is that?
I didn't know about it, but I knew he was dating someone else.
When he was about to be taken by the police...
Please leave me alone. Please leave me alone.
He said it in a low voice.
Stop with that ad-lib!
Stop it!
And I thought he was playing an ad-lib that wasn't played!
Hanako!
What did you think of that story?
She's drunk!
She's sleeping!
Hanako!
You're such a worrywart!
Let's move on!
Rie Shibata's Wonderful Love Story.
Winter's Romance.
In winter...
When I went to college for training...
I used to drink in my room with my friends.
What have you been reading lately?
Let me see...
"Dostoyevskiy"?
"Dobus" is my favorite book.
You like "bus"?
I love "bus"!
I like "dostoyevskiy"!
You don't know who I am, do you?
I'm a Russian literature scholar!
You know...
I've only read books that seem so difficult!
She's so good at it!
Hey, Shibata!
Then read "dostoyevskiy"! Hurry up and do it ten times!
I'll do it!
I like "dobus"!
We didn't have love feelings for each other.
I've changed my mind. I've got more greetings.
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I met her in an autobag.
Ah!
I fell in love at first sight.
I'm your credit.
I want to be fashionable.
Car, car, this is an autobag.
Steaks, medias, racing media.
Oil, too!
Yes!
Car keys, please!
Huh?
Ah!
Huh?
Ah!
I'll build a good relationship with cars.
Autobag
Yes! Let's go with this.
It may be a little plain.
Miss, it's about time.
Ah! That's it!
This, this.
Isn't it a little big?
Huh?
But...
This is...
Ah! Flowers!
Can you float it?
That's impossible, isn't it?
It's decided!
Really!
Ah! I can't get out!
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Let's mix it up!
Wow! Look! It's snow! Snow!
Of course! This is a ski resort!
What kind of reaction is that?!
Oh, right! Hey!
Wanna drink outside?
Sounds good!
Let's go!
Wow! It's so good!
Wow! It's snowing!
Drinking in the snow like this is also a good theme!
You're good at everything you do!
W-w-where are you going?!
You're about to get wet!
P-please give me a bath!
You wait right there!
He's such an idiot.
Alright! Let's play a little prank on him!
You're heavy!
Watch out!
What are you doing?!
I love you!
I didn't know...
He loved me!
A confession in white snow...
It might be romantic!
Maybe...
He loves me, too!
I...
I love you, too!
Me, too!
Please!
Hey, Shibata!
From now on...
You can call me "ri" or "e"!
I'm just teasing you!
But thank you in advance!
Huh?!
Didn't you say "I love you" or "I love you" or something like that?
No, don't say it!
No, it's not like that!
Because you said you love me!
I didn't say anything like that!
Huh?!
It's cold!
Does that mean I heard it wrong?
That's right.
This is embarrassing! Don't tell anyone about this! Bye!
Hey! Where are you going?!
I'm going home like this!
That's impossible! It's a snowy mountain!
It seems like I'm drunk with alcohol and atmosphere.
Bye!
He really likes alcohol!
Wow, that's so cool!
This is not an episode about love, it's an episode about alcohol!
This is definitely not an episode about love!
I thought it was a momentary love.
I heard you say you like me by mistake, so I said I like you too.
I didn't like you that much, but I didn't know such a dramatic thing could happen.
I heard you say you like me!
I heard you say it!
What did you say?
You said you like me because you're cold.
I was worried about you, but I'm sorry.
You said you like me!
I was worried about you, but I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that. I said I like you because you're cold.
Why did you say it like that?
I said it like that and it resonated with me.
I said I like you!
You're drunk!
I don't like you at all.
I didn't like it the next day, so I went back to Tokyo and called you.
I called you about last night.
You said you like me.
How long did you date her?
Two years of college.
Two years of college?
How long did you date her?
You don't seem to have a lot of love.
You don't have love!
You're drunk, right?
You were really annoying me last night.
At about 3 in the morning, I was going to a club in Roppongi.
You're going to a club?
It's a club.
It's a club?
When I went in, I was like, "Hey!"
It was like a VIP room in the back of the house.
I thought it was amazing.
But you know, you want to talk about what you want to do.
And then, on the dance floor,
after that, for three hours,
they left me alone and showed me how to dance.
Dance floor, dance floor!
And then, like, "Hey, boss, this is it!"
Can't one of you drink?
No, we can't.
- You can't? - Yes, we can't.
- I sometimes drink with Ryuen-san. - Oh, I see.
- I drank with him yesterday, too. - Oh, what did you talk about?
I don't know, but it was super boring.
[BORING?!]
You can't say that!
I sometimes drink with Ryuen-san, too, but when it's boring, it's really boring!
[BORING?!]
I used to drink with you a lot, too.
He's crazy!
At about 3 a.m., he said, "Hey, you, come here," and he showed me around.
There's a store 20 meters away.
I said, "Oh, it's over there," and then...
It's red, and it's like...
There's something shiny on my body, and the moment I thought, "Oh, my God," I'm being shot with BB bullets.
I don't know at all what I'm doing, and I thought it was 20 meters away, but I definitely heard it.
"I can't see my throat," he said.
Sometimes I go to my house for a drink, but when I go home for a drink, I always vomit in front of the house next to the residential exhibition center.
"What are you doing?" "I was a security guard there for a while."
Nissan's new "k" is "ch" OK. "Refreshing" OK. "Otti" birth. "Rich" is also OK.
At "ifull," at "tktm" and at the nearby convenience store...
We'll have a good time.
Pach, pach, pach, pach, pach, pach, pach, pach.
Hmm?
"What to do?" "ifull"
At "ifull," you can find information about your phone or computer, your contract and your payment.
"What to do?" "ifull"
It's here!
You can download the trial version for your own PSP.
This PlayStation Sport is...
It's here!
It's here for me, too!
It's here!
PSP and everyone together...
PlayStation Sport...
I can't wait!
PlayStation Portable...
I saw that movie.
Huh?
That "that" thing...
Ah, "that" thing!
The one with that girl...
That "that" thing!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
That "that" "thing" thing...
Ah, "that" "thing" "thing" thing!
When "that" increased in conversation,
Ability Trainer PSP finally...
PlayStation Portable...
Autumn washing has changed.
Even in a dry morning like this...
When I wash with Violet...
I have to hurry up and put on makeup...
I don't rush.
It hurts when you touch me.
The unrushed morning continues.
Easy, easy...
Violet.
Soft and gentle.
Skincare series...
Violet.
Here is the story.
"One and only wonderful love".
Yes, one and only.
"Fanboy's love".
When I started being an entertainer, I was a man who made his fans happy.
People of anxiety who carried me to the live show.
Because it was a treasure for us entertainers.
Hello?
Really?
Oh, you came?
Really?
Mr. Nagai?
Oh, Mr. Nagai Hidekazu's fan.
Oh, I see.
I'm Nagai.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Nagai. Nice to meet you.
It's real.
Is it a joke?
I'm Sato Tamao.
Nice to meet you.
Is it funny?
Let's meet in 10 minutes in front of the theater.
Nice to meet you.
No, it's impossible.
It's okay.
If it's real...
"Oh, it's an entertainer".
It will be like that.
You don't look like a real entertainer.
Don't say that.
Oh, and you...
Nagai is wearing muscles.
You'd better not.
I was doing fan service from my heart like this.
But I had a problem.
There is a rumor that an entertainer has little knowledge.
And I was too busy doing fan service.
So I...
Oh, I see.
You have a good mouth.
Okay, entertainer.
Yes.
Well...
Recently, an entertainer is told to do it with fans.
So I won't have a private contact with fans today.
It's your mouth.
Go back.
You don't have any other mouth.
The declaration was effective.
I don't have any fans because of my little knowledge.
But...
Excuse me.
Yes?
Which way is your house?
This way is fine.
Oh, thank you.
By chance, my house is also on the pier.
See you.
Excuse me.
I'm meeting someone.
Can you stay with me until he comes?
It's late at night, so I'm scared.
It's okay.
You're late, my friend.
Yes.
(Phone ringing)
Hello?
Who are you with?
Ah, well...
Ramen professional?
No.
Yoshimoto?
No.
Kaito?
No.
Ota?
No.
Theater?
No.
Theater, huh?
Well, I hope you like it.
Yes.
My friend...
He's not coming anymore.
What should I do?
My hands are getting busy.
But, if I persevere here, I won't change from before.
Endure it, theater troupe one! Endure it!
However, I couldn't betray my fans.
Thank you for your hard work! Let's broadcast it on the Internet!
Why do I care so much about my fans?
I kept shouting.
Really? As a fan, I'm really proud of you!
What kind of announcement is that, you idiot?!
Get back!
Then...
Um... Sachikara, you...
What? Who?
Um... I'm really a fan of you, but...
Could you look at the script?
Aren't you a fan of me?
No, I'm not!
I'm not a fan of you!
Who would be a fan of you, you idiot?!
You fucking comedian!
If you say it like that, I'll read it.
If you're not a fan of me, I'll read it.
You're not a fan of me, right?
Will you read it for me?
I will.
That's what happened.
Hey! I'm talking to you because you're stupid!
Are you dead? Hey! Don't die!
I finally gave up laughing and went out on a bike with her.
But at that moment...
A truck jumped out of the front and hit her in the front!
Her skull was messed up and...
Isn't it a little dark?
How about the next one?
Yes.
One actor appeared in white.
Please die, mother.
If everyone dies...
Die, die, die.
I don't want to laugh about it anymore.
What about the next one?
No, no, no.
Forget about the next one.
Let's go home.
But...
There's no train anymore.
What?
Is there...
a hotel nearby?
A hotel...
Can you take me there?
No, no, you can't do that.
I won't do anything!
No, no, you can't!
I won't do anything!
I said you can't!
Finally...
She approached me with her ugly hand gestures.
But...
Her love for her fans didn't change.
Well, then...
Huh?
There's no train.
I can go home by bike.
Oh, right.
Maybe I'm not good at love.
Because...
I care about my fans too much.
By the way...
I loved...
my fans...
about three times.
We're doing this show called "Wonderful Relationship"
Isn't it wonderful?
No, it's pretty impure.
What is this about?
Everyone's saying they're worried, right?
Let's have fun from now on!
No, I mean...
Huh?
You're worried, right?
I'm worried, but...
Aren't you all going?
Isn't that against the rules?
Huh? Then...
If you don't mind, will my fans go?
Let me say something mature.
Even if it's Lilly Frankie, she's mature.
But on the other hand, it does feel refreshing.
The fans are coming to the show for that purpose.
No, no!
If you do that, you'll be pushed back by the flow.
You have one more year to do that.
I understand how you feel.
But everyone was really happy.
To be honest, have you ever been in a relationship with a fan?
I've been in a relationship before.
Huh? You've been in a relationship?
The girl in the video is a fan.
What?!
So...
You should've just made fun of your fans!
Listen, Haruko-san!
Haruko-san!
Haruko-san, you've become a fan, haven't you?
Wow!
I'm not interested in a troupe member.
That's what Haruko-san thinks, too!
But Haruko-san isn't a fan, either!
Congratulations!
A-comu!
What?
One more!
Hm?
You need to check it!
Properly A-comu!
Okay!
If you use it, please check the contract contents.
A-comu!
I can't get out!
You need to check it!
Properly A-comu!
Okay!
If you use it, please check the contract contents.
Your favorite double low light.
This person is also in love with it.
Who is it?
Here it is.
Nakamayo Key with...
...Townsend!
They're doing it really well.
It's like they're playing games all year round.
I really like comics and stuff like that.
It looks like you're having a lot of fun.
If you're not having fun, there's no meaning in low light.
Double low light.
A is for this.
A is for KDDI.
Lower basic usage rate.
New sofa, new comfort.
Born.
New Cube. Shift your originality.
My brother started reading when he was in first grade.
I studied on my computer before I went to kindergarten.
And now I'm writing a book.
I put in a lot of pictures and photos of my dad and Kyle, who don't like bell peppers.
But if your brother can't read, you'll feel sorry for him, won't you?
Let's start. Be more free. Do what you like.
Let's start. With Windows.
Now, let's get started!
I'm Morisashi Oshima's wonderful lover.
I'm Morisashi Oshima!
Love, love!
We've been married for four years, but we're still in love.
Stop it!
I'm going to work.
I'm so sad.
Come back as soon as you can.
Do you really not like me?
What are you talking about? I like you.
Where do you like me?
Anywhere. Everything.
Your face? Do you like my face?
I like your face. It's so cute.
Do it again. Do it again.
Why do you have such a cute face?
I'm serious.
Why do you have such a cute face?
I'm so happy!
Well, goodbye.
Goodbye.
I'm such a lovey-dovey person, but I get lonely easily.
Goodbye. I'm so lonely.
His job is a broadcaster, so he often has meetings late at night at the TV station.
Hello?
It's me, but...
It's going to take a little longer today, isn't it?
You don't like me, do you?
No, I don't.
Then why don't you send me an email?
Oh, you sent me an email.
If you love me, you'll send me an email three times a day, won't you?
Oh, I'm a little busy today.
And the email you sent me in the afternoon...
What is it?
It was only two sentences.
No, I was in a hurry.
But you sent me more than three sentences in one email, didn't you?
Oh, I'm really busy today.
Love and busyness have nothing to do with it.
You don't love me anymore.
You don't love me. You don't love me.
No, I don't love you.
Then say you love me!
What's wrong?
Oh, no, I'm fine.
I'm in a meeting right now.
Even in a meeting, if you love me, you'll say you love me, won't you?
Then... I'll say it later.
No, say it now! Say you love me!
Hey, say it! Hey, say it! Say you love me!
I know, I know, I'll say it!
I love you.
No, you're too quiet. Say it louder!
No, I can't.
If you love me, you'll say it, won't you?
I love you.
No, you're cheating me.
No, you can't.
Say it properly! Put your gun on the desk and scream! Say it!
No, you can't.
Say it!
I'm sorry for calling you for so long.
Is there a problem?
No, no, it's fine.
It's a project, but I don't know what to do.
Please give me some good advice.
Please show me your usual cheerfulness.
I love you!
Something like that.
What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.
You know, like ramen war.
One day, when he went on a business trip and stayed in Okinawa for two nights and three days...
All right, luggage is OK.
The plane is at 6 a.m. tomorrow, so make sure you don't be late.
Hello?
I can't stand it anymore!
What's wrong?
I can't stand it! I can't stand it!
What?
I can stand it for one day, but I can't stand it for two days!
You know, you can stand it for another ten hours and you can meet him.
Is it religious?
I can't stand it! I don't have a plane!
Come back by ship!
I don't have a ship, and if I did, it would take me more time!
Come back by car!
If I came back by car, it would take me more than a month!
I can't stand it! I'm lonely!
Then let's talk on the phone until morning!
Really?
Yeah!
Thank you! You're so kind!
It's OK. I had to go to work right away.
It hurts a little, doesn't it?
But I'm here for work.
Good night.
The reason I can be in love even in my fourth year is because of my selfishness.
Oh, good night, baby.
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- Mutan! Mutan! - Mutan!
- You know, if you say it like that, it's like you're asking for it. - Dirty!
- I don't think you're dirty at all. - No, we know who you are.
- You're getting older. - My husband is getting older.
- How many minutes has it been? - You guys are amazing.
- We meet where my husband and I are together. - Is that true?
- I'm in a love love mood. - You're showing it to him?
- I'm showing it to him. - To your members?
- When we're together... I'm touching my father. - Who?
- Mutan! Mutan! - Mutan! Mutan!
But I value the time we spend together.
It's fine if you don't say it.
But I value the time we spend together even if we go out.
Isn't it embarrassing?
It's embarrassing for the members.
I don't want to see it.
I'm a little embarrassed about it.
Stop it.
Is Mutan touching you like this?
Yes.
Does Mutan say "Hey, hey"?
I think you should stop it.
Men's power is amazing.
I don't think you can say that.
You two are watching it, right?
It's not good for young gamers to marry writers.
They don't have a passionate spirit.
So I know that the seniors are laughing in front of me in the game corner.
Did you think that the seniors were laughing at you?
It's bad, but there are still a lot of gamers who are not out of breath.
What are you talking about?
It's too bad.
I'm standing up every time there's something.
I'm sorry. Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Shizu-chan, do you understand as a woman and as a gamer?
I envy you.
Shizu-chan, do you want to be spoiled?
If you're not married, can I go out with you?
I'm here for some cream!
Hello!
♪ Toro, toro, toro, toro, to-ro-ri ♪
Happiness on!
The new Toro-ri Cream On Pudding!
Delicious!
♪ Kuriko! ♪
It's so exciting and fun!
This year, non-stop until night!
Special event "Disney Halloween"!
On sale now!
Tokyo Disney Land!
Content mansion also transformed!
What's your name?
I don't know.
Who's this?
I can't remember.
Shall we take a break?
The aroma of vanilla and chocolate...
Bailey's!
It's so smooth and creamy!
Unforgettable deliciousness - Bailey's!
What's your name?
Suzuki AMI's new album "around the world"
Apex tracks
This length that no one can stop
Born from non-stop mascara, from Maybelline
Jungle brush and fiber, longest 1.5 times of gorgeous long
Even though it's not for fans, you can wash it off easily
Bailey's! Bailey's! Bailey's!
For 50 yen
Table tennis ring project will call you before delivery
Hello?
Yamato Yui and Tani here!
Thank you!
And as always, we have smiles for you!
I'm so relieved!
Enjoy your delivery life!
Table tennis ring project
We have more families!
Cats!
We talked about environmental issues with children!
That's right!
The Kamiyama Factory that makes this liquid crystal TV
cleans and recycles 100% of the water used
TV that thinks of the environment is born in a factory that thinks of the environment
Let's go from the living room to the ecology class
Let's continue, please!
It is a wonderful love of Koumoto-san
Please take a look!
Her honesty
This is a memory of a woman I met in high school when I was in my third year of high school
But you know, if you two really met and debuted
Isn't that a little too much?
Kamori!
Ah! Ah!
It's Kamori again!
These lyrics are impossible!
Isn't it an entertainer after all?
It may be an entertainer!
Hey, hey, I thought about it, but isn't Koumoto- kun fashionable?
Oh!
How about Koumoto?
It's noisy to be fashionable
No, I'm not fashionable
I like old clothes
Old clothes, old clothes
All of them?
All of them are old clothes
Who is it? Who is it?
The summer wind is blowing
On this day, I met her and sang this song
Her cuteness was completely knocked out
Hey, hey, Kamori!
Who is it?
It's Maki
W-where did you go?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Do you know how to shave?
Maybe you've fallen in love?
Maki likes straight people more than long-legged people
Um, I like you
Will you go out with me?
Yes
I managed to go out with her
However, after going out with her, I found out what she looks like
Yes, she is...
She is a sujigane-wearing yankee
I've been wondering for a while now...
Yes?
What is this outfit you're wearing?
Huh?
It's old-fashioned! Why do you wear it all the time?
It's not old-fashioned...
It's an old-fashioned fashion called "amekajitsu"
Ouch!
If you were an old-fashioned man, you wouldn't wear a bathrobe like this!
You're right!
Hey! Stop it! It's expensive!
A bathrobe can't be expensive!
It's expensive!
Look at this! Look at this! Look at this!
Look at this!
Damn it!
If you were an old-fashioned man...
You wouldn't wear a bathrobe like this!
I hate it!
It's numb!
No...
It's not numb at all...
I was obsessed with fashion...
But I ended up wearing the clothes she told me to wear!
It's not like this... It's weird!
It's not weird at all!
It's super duper dumb!
You're right!
I think I'm going to fly...
Do you want me to sit you down?
No, it's fine.
No, it's fine!
Stop it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Sorry.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
I loved American fashion.
She loved Yankee fashion.
Even so, I loved her.
I put up with it, but...
Yes, it's Komoto.
Hello, it's me.
Yeah.
Come to the park now.
Huh?
I have something to tell you.
I can't do it now. I have a part-time job.
I can't...
Hurry up and say it!
Okay.
At that moment, I decided.
Because I love her,
I will value my will.
I will tell her all of my complaints.
Hey.
Today...
I thought I'd make it clear.
I like you.
But...
At this rate...
I don't think I'm good enough for you.
So...
From now on...
I'm going to wear the clothes I like.
Are you Komoto-kun?
Who are you?
What's up with you and Maki?
He's my boyfriend.
I saw you and Maki going down together in my car park.
When I came to pick you up later, you chased me around.
That's not what I'm talking about!
That's not it!
Right, Maki?
Who do you like better, me or him?
Him of course!
I hate men in this kind of fashion the most!
You!
Be careful with your clothes!
After that, I left my hometown of Okayama.
In order to become a comedian, I headed to Osaka.
Back...
Clean!
Well...
What's good about it?
So far, it's nice, but it's nothing.
This is originally...
American people like that kind of old fashion, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
People around me also wore that kind of American fashion, but...
She was the only one who was different.
She really wore Yankee fashion.
Was she disturbed? Like "wear this"?
I wouldn't say "wear this", but...
She would choose her own clothes and get changed.
Was she coordinated?
I didn't know much about her at first...
But one Christmas Eve, when I asked her out...
She said "no".
"You're only playing with girls' friends", she said.
I was 25 at the time.
But one day, she called me out to the park...
And I was really, really scared.
But...
I think...
That's about it.
That's about it, right?
There's no mistake.
Did she play with you a little?
Yankees...
Yankees usually have a one-sided image, right?
She...
In that sense, she was fine...
But there were some things she wasn't sure about.
There was a proper talk between men over there.
With Koumoto?
Yes.
With Koumoto?
Yes, and that man...
First, he scolded the girl.
Don't play with me.
It's not good to play with men.
That's what he said.
So I asked her which one she would choose...
And she said...
That one.
I knew she was going to Osaka.
I knew she was going to play.
To become an entertainer?
Yes.
So my partner and I went to Osaka.
We got on the train and went to Osaka.
My friends from Okayama came to see me off.
They came to see you off.
They came to see me off.
So I thought she wouldn't come.
But she didn't come.
That's understandable.
So I said I'd do my best and closed the door.
And we got on the train.
At the back of the first car...
She was standing in an Amikaji fashion.
What?
What kind of fashion is that?
It's not like that!
What kind of fashion is that?
Each of you seem to be wrong.
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?
You didn't want me to close the door.
It's not like that!
I didn't do any of that!
I swear I didn't!
If you were wearing that...
Right!
That's an amazing story!
We haven't forgotten you.
You did say "do an Amikaji look."
I don't like you at all! Don't look down on me!
She was very angry and frustrated, and those days continued.
Let's talk about this again.
Until she arrived in Osaka, she cried a lot.
And a few days later, she married that man.
Oh!
So that's what happened.
There's a pretty good story about it.
When she grew up and became an adult, they got married and had children.
Oh!
What did the man say?
No, I don't think that man showed up at all.
Oh!
He just got angry.
He just got angry and said "thank you" to her.
When she grew up.
At that time, they were able to talk to each other and confirm it.
That's how they got married.
What a wonderful love story!
There's not a single thing I want to say!
What's going on?
It's like it's decided that it's one person.
Let's hear it one last time.
I'm sorry!
I can't help it! He keeps talking to me!
I don't have time!
James!
Yes?
Let's go!
"Colon"?
"Colon" means "colony"
"Colon" means "colony"?
Is it over?
James said "colon"!
I was "tony" but "colon" means "colony"
It's special, right?
The entertainers are doing a good job, right?
Yes!
Wait a minute!
I want to end it here
But there is one more episode of "wonderful entertainers"
Can you watch it one more time?
If you say like that, I'll watch it!
What is it?
I rarely laugh
Let's watch the video!
My prince
At that moment, I didn't know my prince was right next to me
It's true!
I can see your face!
You're always lying!
It's true!
Then...
Yes!
Good evening, Miss Yoshima
Yes!
Is that your relationship?
Can a manager touch a talent?
I'm sorry
But...
I can't show you how much I love you...
Are you kidding me?!
Why am I so angry?
I've been dating her for a month
I'm sorry, Shinagun!
I'm sorry for hiding it from you
But I went to a hotel with her two months ago...
I'm sorry, Yashimac!
But she's been pregnant for six months
But I'm the worst!
Everyone, let's watch the video!
Yes!
We always lie like this in the dressing room
Why do I always have to throw my unicorn?
What's that can in the back?
One day, he went out for dinner with his friend.
Hello?
The signal is bad.
Hello?
Sorry, the signal is bad.
Yeah, it's me.
Won't you eat with me?
Sorry, I'm eating with Shoji and the others.
Oh, good evening.
Okay, Eva, bye.
Okay.
Who is it?
Yashima.
You're dating Yashima, right?
There's no way.
No, you're dating her.
Because you don't always talk on the phone.
Hey, seriously?
It's okay, the signal is bad.
Then call her now.
That's right, call her!
I'll make her clap.
No, it's definitely not.
It is.
It's not!
Please date me!
Seriously!
Please date me!
I'm serious!
How long are you going to do this?
No, I'm serious.
This is not a joke, okay?
Okay, okay!
Seriously, stop it!
At that time, I didn't realize his true feelings at all.
Hello?
Ah, sorry. I know it's weird, but I'm serious about you.
Not again!
Not again! I'm serious about you.
I see.
Will you go out with me?
I don't know all of a sudden.
Maybe I like you too, but...
I can't answer you all of a sudden.
My heart was shaking when he confessed his love to me.
To be honest...
I have eight girls' numbers in here.
To prove you're serious about me...
I'm going to delete them one by one.
No! We haven't started dating yet.
Let's date first!
What are you talking about?
Fine, I get it!
What are you doing?
Ah, hello, Manami?
Listen, I'm going out with another girl.
I'll break up with you.
Stop it, Yashima!
I'm serious about you!
So break up with me right now!
Stop it!
I'll call you later at seven.
Stop it already!
Then will you go out with me?
Even so, I couldn't run away.
Hey...
What are you doing at this hour?
It's already three o'clock.
I'll come every day until you answer me.
What?
It's late today, so I'm going home.
Here.
He came home every day.
Who are you?
I'm Yashima, and I'll make you happy.
I didn't realize it, but he's the prince riding a white horse he's been waiting for.
What's wrong?
The parking lot wasn't open, and I didn't have an umbrella.
Yashima...
I realized it every day when I came home.
Ten years later, twenty years later...
Even if I'm an old man and an old woman, I think it'll be fun with you, Mark.
That's why...
I want to get married!
Me too!
And so, two years later, we got married.
Of course, we're still in love.
Yeah!
Excuse me, what, what, why?
It's hot, isn't it?
I didn't know there was such a disaster!
I didn't know there was such a cheap show like this!
Did something like that happen?
Have a drink and have a good time!
Did something like that happen?
I went there every day until you went there with me!
Did you go there?
I did!
You did?
I did!
I feel like I can have a good time even if I become an old man and a grandma who take care of you.
Did you really go there?
I did!
I didn't know...
I didn't know there was such a hot show like this!
But somehow it's a little cold air, isn't it?
It's a cold couple, isn't it?
It's not a couple...
It's not cold at all!
It's not cold!
What are you doing?
Endo! Endo! Endo!
Who is it?!
She's my wife.
That episode really stood out to me.
There was an episode like that, right?
Yes, there was!
See, I told you!
Anyway...
Let's go home.
Let's go back.
You poor thing!
I'll shoot you!
What's wrong with you?!
I like you, Ren!
What are you doing?!
What is it?!
Who is it?!
What is it?!
Who is it?!
What is it?! It's none of your business!
It hurts!
Endo! Endo! Catch her, you...
Stop it, Shiaki! Stop it!
Who is it?!
I... I'm the only one who didn't fall.
That's my wife!
Let's go to the middle.
Let's end it at the end.
Let's end it!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Now it's Shunran and Shukran's regular birthdays.
Shunran and Shukran are three people now.
With Pixus, you can do more and double the resolution.
No more worries!
Pixus is the world of photo prints.
A big super cup.
2.0x
Eat it!
Cute!
I want it!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Let's change the card rather than the face color.
Decide your monthly payment amount yourself and transfer the excess amount to the next month.
UFJ card.
A three-dimensional straight.
That's how I feel right now.
With this, I don't feel tight, including the air.
See, it's soft.
That's Taron's trick.
3D straight form.
You moved to a new house, but you sold your furniture to pay your pension and tax.
New house, woo!
If you're a UR person, you don't need a pension or tax.
UR.
Now, education is being reviewed and textbooks and books are being changed.
But you've gained the strength to learn on your own.
You're strong.
I'm rooting for you to get into middle school seriously.
flying gooter
Right after this!
Make it dance!
Two weeks in a row!
CM of CM!
Hello! It's Komarsal-kun!
Komarshal will Komarshal you!
That's why it's Komarsal!
Huh?!
What's with that laugh?!
What's up, CM?!
Enjoy!
One day, an invincible soldier came to my house.
I can't do housework, but...
I wanted him to stay by my side forever.
The I.Y. Bank has now become the SEVEN Bank!
It's great to be able to use any card!
I'm happy to be close to home!
Safety comes first, right?!
SEVEN Bank, where you can answer everyone's feelings!
It's here!
You can download the trial version for your own PSP!
This PlayStation Spot is...
It's here!
It's here for me too!
IT'S HERE!
PSP and everyone together!
PlayStation Spot!
I'm about to cry!
PlayStation Portable!
If you look at your diet, you can see your future illness!
I'm surprised you're right!
Eight doctors give emergency notice to celebrities!
Could it be...
I can't laugh anymore...
At ten in the middle of the night...
Org, Hana no Ran!
I am Yasko, daughter of Makino Narisado.
I must be careful of that woman...
Org, Hana no Ran!
Finally, the 13th!
Starts at ten on Thursday night!
At nine on Monday night...
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AVnotePC...
Toshiba Cosmio...
I want to do what I want to do, so let's go.
It's new.
Matsuda, let's go.
Let's go.
He moved to a new house...
But he sold his furniture to pay his bills and fees.
New house!
If it's a UR team, you don't need cash or fees...
UR...
B.S. Fuji...
Children's English Education Program...
Go! Go! Echo!
A series of short segments where parents and children can have fun together!
Thank you for 10 million yen!
If you look at food habits, you can see future diseases!
I'm surprised you're right!
8 doctors giving emergency notice to celebrities!
Could it be...
It can't end like this!
"Ten O'Clock in the Evening"...
Ogu Hananora!