AISubs v3.4
It's been about 50 years since "Miracle" men reunited.
Yes, to see the shocking appearance of female guests who once appeared.
On the other hand, "Miracle" homosexuals, women were still scared of specials.
It's about time to come, isn't it?
Oh, I'm here.
It's been a while!
I'll do it for 30 minutes from now.
I think it's been 10, 20, 30 years since "Miracle Type" ended.
50 years!
Everyone, what have you been up to lately? Haru- chan, what have you been up to?
Lately, I've been back in Nagoya.
I've been drinking my dad's fish.
And I've been eating spaghetti with anchovy.
Good.
Lately, I haven't been doing anything.
You haven't been acting either.
I haven't acted at all since "Miracle Type" ended.
And now...
I'm not eating my wife's meat anymore.
And you?
Are you still alive?
Now, I've been staying in the hospital for a long time.
Even though you were taking supplements...
Are you okay?
The name of the hospital is "supplement".
How about you, Haru-chan?
For me...
I won first place in the bodybuilding silver competition.
To be honest, you're the most...
I'm doing it properly.
Oh, really?
I'm protecting my skin.
How about you, Tanaka-san?
When you told me...
"Let's break up"...
I was already beaten up.
Well, there were a lot of things.
Even during the show...
"Miracle Type" ended.
There were a lot of things.
But like this...
That's enough.
Thank you for calling me like this again.
Call me. Call me.
Why did you call me today?
Today...
"Kokoriko" "Miracle Type"
Let's watch an old video.
Sounds good.
There are a lot of things to say.
Let's watch it now.
"Miracle Bodybuilding Competition".
"Women are scary after all".
"Sachiusonna No. 1" chosen by female guests.
Please pay attention to what Sato Tamao says.
Then...
I would like to announce first place.
Sato Tamao!
This is a "punpun" right?
Punpun!
It's a "pin"
Yes, yes, yes
She's already a famous person
As expected, as a "sachi"
you're doing "punpun"
It's a "sachi" right?
If I were to sum up what you're saying
It seems like you're overdoing it
That's what I'm getting at
It's not like that!
It's not like that, right?
This is "tsu"
It's not like that!
Pretty woman
When there's alcohol in it, it changes a lot, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Not once did he drink tequila.
It seems like he kept flirting with the person he was dating at the time.
I think he's a really good guy.
Isn't she a good girlfriend?
She's good!
I'm begging you, date me!
If you don't drink it, I'll drink it!
Kanda Uno confessed that she's an S.
It's obvious that she has an unexpected personality!
If you think you're an S, turn it off, please!
V!
Do you have an S? What's an S like?
It's like when you can't take it anymore and you want someone to say it to you.
Why does it make you suffer?
Is it something airy?
For example?
I can't say it!
Is it air?
Welcome to the world of pleasure.
Pleasure?! Why?!
Lily-san, what do you think about that?
I think it's good.
I knew it!
Tamaru Maki confessed!
What does she do to the man she's dating?
While we're dating, instead of getting bullied, we try to keep things classic.
By making me lose confidence, I end up flirting with him.
Isn't she a girl?!
How do you keep things classic?
For example, even in my face.
I like dating people.
Instead of saying I'm cool, I say I can't say you have a nice face.
That makes me lose confidence.
I don't think of myself as a company girl or any other type of girl.
You make her flirt with you.
You're making her flirt with you.
What do you do when you lose confidence?
I say, "I'm the only one who values you like this."
That's crazy!
She's making money out of you.
Rikako can't forgive him for losing confidence.
What does she say to him?
Rikako, I don't think you can forgive him for losing confidence.
When you first start dating, you can make him lose confidence.
But after 3 months, 6 months, 9 months, or 1 year, you'll lose confidence.
I'm losing confidence!
Takahashi and Katsume don't decide much.
I don't decide much either.
We said we'd eat lunch together.
But we didn't decide much.
We said we'd eat lunch together.
But it was past 2 o'clock.
I'm losing confidence.
You're losing confidence!
I met her 5 years ago and I thought she was losing confidence.
She's losing confidence!
She's not losing confidence at all.
Looking back at old videos like this,
women are scary.
Women are scary!
I don't think Kanda Uno would say something like that.
Did you see anything?
Tamao-chan...
She's been doing "pun pun" for 20 years.
I like Tamao-chan's episode.
What kind of episode?
She's a strong model.
But she likes weak men.
She told me about that episode.
She said "pocket" instead of "pocket".
I remember Tamao-chan's episode.
She has a big heart.
She doesn't say "no" to men.
The only "no" she says is "the water is dirty."
Tamaru, where do you think cheating comes from?
When we go on a trip together.
But you don't break up, do you?
No, we don't.
How can you break up?
The water is dirty.
What's that supposed to mean?
That episode left an impression on me.
Have you ever thought girls are scary?
Have we?
Yes, we have.
On this show...
Something bad might happen.
In the past, "double life" was a bit of a drama.
In elementary school...
I happened to be involved in real life.
You were involved in real life.
You were "double life."
But girls are scary.
No matter how old you are.
Another woman...
Who is it?
It's you!
Bring me a talent maker from 50 years ago!
A talent maker from 50 years ago!
Homemade curry!
Yay!
Ta-dah!
Onion!
Okay!
Meat!
Okay!
Spice!
Okay!
Alright!
Huh? I forgot the switch!
Make sure you check in advance.
It's so heavy!
It's a promise!
Make sure you check the contract carefully.
Use it properly.
Another transfer.
What a hassle.
If you don't like hassle...
Leoparis!
Ms. Morika!
With Leoparis...
You can reduce initial costs...
And with furniture and appliances...
You can use the internet as much as you like!
Yes! With just one body!
Excuse me!
Right now!
Le-o-pa-ris!
21!
Is that so? Do you have a room?
Start!
Leoparis! 21!
PlayStation Portable
Finally, PSP 2. Winning Eleven Nine. Evolution with fingers crossed.
PlayStation Portable
No good!
Stay! Stay!
Shocking NG sequel
Yay!
Regular people win!
Please do your best!
V-tube enlargement special. Look forward to it!
We still have VTRs prepared. Let's watch them.
Miracle Dokai. The woman was definitely a scary special.
Love is also gorgeous. Expansion of studio for celebrity view of love that is impossible!
I still don't understand the themes of love triangles and matching numbers.
In that case, it's more like a square or a pentagon than a triangle in everyday life.
It's turning out to be amazing.
It is said that they compete for one person.
After all, the first thing to do is to decide whether or not the man is worth competing with.
For example, when you think about it, you say "I'm glad you did it" or "I hope you get the monthly salary" or "I hope you get the money you want".
Or you say "I'm happy to give you money" or "I hope you get the money you want".
Let's share it. Let's share it with everyone.
What is the strange behavior of a young woman who was dumped by a man all of a sudden?
She was stuck. Once she was called to the park and he came on a scooter.
He told me he wanted to break up with me and I said "no, no".
I didn't know what to do and I put my helmet in the middle of the scooter and I was stuck in there for an hour.
I couldn't get in perfectly.
And you ended up breaking up with him, didn't you?
In the end, I finally got out of there and I was dumped again.
I haven't heard from him since.
You haven't heard from him since.
Actress Keiko Toda.
What is the strange behavior of an actress when she is drunk?
She has an image of being drunk.
But when she gets drunk and there is a man she likes, she really gets drunk.
Really?
I remember that when we were shooting the movie, she said "I won't hit you, Bingo, I won't hit you".
She said it.
Kaoru Sugita and Aya Sugimoto.
Two lovers who are advanced in love confess their crazy experiences.
Every time I break up with a man, every time we talk about breaking up, the police call me.
The police don't come out often, do they?
It's not a luxury. It's completely different.
Every time we break up, I destroy his company and house.
Don't you think it's a great luxury?
It's not a luxury.
It's a luxury.
She herself has a problem with it.
Onee-sama, when you bit into your boyfriend's leather jacket and broke your teeth...
What is that situation?
Onee-sama bit into her boyfriend's leather jacket and broke her teeth.
She stabbed her boyfriend in the thigh with a fork.
With a cutter knife.
He asked me to forgive him.
But I couldn't forgive him.
I couldn't forgive him with words alone.
I asked him to show me his behavior.
He said, "What should I do?"
I said, "If you think it's that bad to stab someone in the thigh with a cutter knife, show me your attitude."
I really expressed my love.
Did you say it out loud?
Various tools are used to express love.
It's not love! You're really fighting!
It's not love!
A cutter knife cuts hair!
It's scary.
The last story was really scary.
It wasn't about love. It was about martial arts.
It wasn't about martial arts.
That sister was really scary.
That story was scary.
Actually, I was curious about it when we were talking about it.
We finished talking about it.
Moonlight.
Mokudo River.
I've been curious about it for a long time.
What about Sunday?
I called him "Lily Frankie".
Isn't it Lily Cider?
But he didn't come.
I got a call from Lily.
She sent me a picture of me.
A picture?
She sent me a picture of me.
This is my life now.
I'm going to live like this.
You're still the same.
Isn't that the best game?
He's an old man.
(grunts)
What should I do? I fall in love (I fall in love)
When planning your use of money, it is important to balance income and expenses.
The comfort is finally here.
The new CUBE MY ROOM.
The new CUBIC.
Since you want your eyelashes to be fluffy, you apply a lot of mascara.
Make it longer.
Make it darker.
But it's hard to remove.
But!
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Take a look!
The waterproof mascara,
and the eyeliner,
can melt your eyelashes.
See? Isn't it amazing?
Right?
This is FIORE's perfect oil.
Give it a try!
No good!
I'm sorry!
Shocking non-human attributes!
Regular human battle!
Give it a try!
Water gun enlargement special! Please look forward to it!
After all, women are scary!
Let's watch the special vtr. Here it is.
Miracle synchronization session "After all, women are scary" special!
Actress Seto Ataka shows her well-known throat when it's cut off!
In fact, when a woman and a man fight...
If you keep it like that...
It doesn't work.
Oh, it's coming!
Now, in a low voice, Haruko-kun is...
Amazing.
How is it? How is it?
Don't say it!
Huh?
Don't say it!
It's like a Japanese song.
Hey, Kashimir!
I'm going to eat you up!
Of course!
Can you cut it off in Nagoya dialect?
Of course you can.
Let's stew it in miso!
Is it that good?
Before becoming an actress, Momiji Yamamura had an unexpected goal in life.
Why did she choose that profession?
In the first place, what made you want to work in the Treasury Bureau?
Well...
Well, you need a lot of reasoning power...
And you're an economist, so you can use the economy...
But if you look at the application form of the Ministry of Education and Welfare...
Most of them were taken by men before.
As an expert like that, you don't have a lot of female leads...
And you weren't popular...
So if you go to most men's places, you'll be popular.
Of course!
You'll be sent to the Treasury Bureau because of your popularity.
What is the secret night event organized by Otadazuma Mitsunemika?
I've been married before...
I got married when I was 16...
A marriage between husband and wife...
What is that?
Personally, I think it has a very mysterious smell...
It has a very wonderful smell...
Husband and wife...
And us...
We eat together...
Sugimoto Aya, what did you think of Sugimoto Aya?
I should have taken it back!
That's not possible!
This person is an "s".
Am I not allowed to say it?
Which one do you think, Sakura-san?
It's definitely an "m".
I think it's that, too.
But I've had my bangs cut off with scissors before.
I thought you were joking, but you cut it off and went home laughing.
I don't know anything about this.
Which one do you think it is?
I think it's definitely an "s".
Are you the type of person who likes to talk about your private life?
No, I'm not.
No, you're still young.
You still don't know what it means to be yourself.
Do you still not know?
Matsushita-san, how about you?
Yuki-chan is...
I think it's definitely an "s", but...
You're kind, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
So, in front of someone who forgives you, you might be a little too sentimental.
I see.
You're kidding, right?
Megumi confessed her love shockingly!
What was it about?!
It wasn't even double-eyelid surgery.
It was seven-eyelid surgery.
What?!
Seven-eyelid surgery?!
It wasn't seven-eyelid surgery. It was seven- eyelid surgery!
I really like that person.
But I couldn't get in touch with them.
One day, I made a date promise.
I said, "Let's meet on Sunday."
And she said, "Okay, okay. I'm looking forward to it."
But that day, she dumped me.
She said, "Mom, you don't look well. I can't help it."
So I went shopping with my friends.
But...
That man was hugging another woman.
So I said, "Why? What's wrong?"
She's really depressed, and she's my friend.
I hugged and comforted her.
You're so kind!
What?!
What is the moment when a man who loves alcohol melts without thinking?!
- Do you drink alcohol? - I love alcohol.
- What happens when you drink alcohol? - It's pretty strong, so men tend to get drunk first.
I like watching drunk men.
They're usually strong, but when I see them, I get drunk.
Do you get drunk when you're drunk?
No, if I get drunk and get a wink or something like that, it might be bad.
While we're drinking and talking like this, like...
- That's like, you know... - I want to do something about it.
That's easy!
Is she a persistent woman?!
While they're breaking up, she's in the studio drinking!
I get dumped a lot, but I'm always persistent.
How do you persist?
Even when I'm about to break up, I'm like, "No, but if you don't come back now,"
if you don't come back again, I'll kill myself.
It's true that it's heavy.
- It's a bit heavy, right? - It's true that it's heavy, but it's an interesting story.
- No, it's not interesting! - It's true!
Lily-san is looking at me with such a big smile!
- She might not like it. - That's nice.
That's nice!
The devil's wife, Fuku and Akira, with their strong words,
knock out their husband, Sasaki Kensuke's wife!
Ever since I quit my company, which is a big producer company,
there have been a lot of times when I didn't care about anything.
There were also times when I thought about quitting the company.
At that time, you saved me.
That's right! Since last August...
I thought it was zero! That's why I kicked the president of the company last time!
- You love your wife, don't you? - You love her, don't you?
I love you!
There's no one like you!
Female guests' choice of "female who looks like she's about to be cheated on" No. 1 is Rinka!
I'm going to announce the winner of "female who looks like she's about to be cheated on"!
Rinka!
- You're used to it, right? - Yes, I am.
I'm going to announce the opinion of Rinka.
Your face looks like a skull sometimes.
I know who you're talking about!
It's you!
I'm sorry, but I've heard it for the third time.
And there's another opinion.
Your face looks like it's about to be healed.
Miho Abe said it for the third time.
It's not "your face looks like it's about to be healed."
Even if I'm cheated on, I think I'll forgive you.
No way!
Please! I know it!
I don't have money, but I also have debts.
For example, can you beat me up?
Please forgive me for cheating you.
Cheating you?
That's the only thing you can't do?
That's the only thing you can't do.
I didn't know you could watch "Honehone Rock" so quickly.
The writer Ibaishi also challenged the regular audience with his statement.
What kind of men do you like?
As for my type of men, I like white and chubby men.
I like men with healthy skin.
Do you like chubby men?
If possible, I like men with bad power and black money.
You like men with bad power and black money.
That symbol is white and chubby men.
But you really like men with bad power and money, don't you?
I really like men with bad power and money, don't you?
Whether you like it or not?
Because men don't leave anything behind, do they?
They don't leave anything behind.
That's wonderful!
In the end...
In the end, something amazing came out of it.
It has contact power.
But men don't leave anything behind, do they?
I feel a little happy.
I don't have anything to leave behind.
I'm with you, you know?
And that camera gaze, right?
That's right.
He's always looking at the camera and talking.
Even in "Miracle Time," three cameramen died, didn't they?
In "Miracle Time," there was a scene where they talked about S and M.
Which one are you, Tanaka?
I'm already S.
What about you, Haru-chan?
When I watch you on TV, you're often being teased.
That's right!
In reality, people say you're S.
But you can't stand being S, so you leave.
You're selfish!
Wait a minute!
You're talking too much in this sudden project!
After all, girls are scary!
If there are five girls, are five girls scary?
If there are ten girls...
If there are ten girls, are ten girls scary?
They're scary!
If there are nine girls, are seven girls scary?
If there are seven girls, are seven girls scary?
You're scary!
Then shall we go to the wine bar that Matsushita- san made?
Let's go!
Will a reunion like this be held 50 years from now?
Please look forward to it!
It's not graduation, it's separation, separation.
History of Japan, September 17th, at night.
The fire market, the highest society.
Karajan.
FIRE, ONLY ONE.
I like it. The attitude.
KING KONG NISHINO WITH WIRING FIBRE TAKES THE LEAD WITH NEW UNO.
DEBUT SINGLE "BLOOD ON FIRE"
It looks like this, but it's pretty damaged inside.
Fill in the gaps you've made, and make it strong and soft to the tip of your hair.
Let's be reborn!
ESSENTIAL DAMAGE CARE
I was stupid for trusting you.
Train Man!
This is really the end.
I'll return the train to this police station!
You're not the only one who gets hurt!
We're with you!
THURSDAY NIGHT AT TEN!
If you wash it with a pink washcloth...
Each and every one of them flutters and shines.
Platinumbell's gloss hair.
Let it move.
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Oh, it's autumn.
Oh, I can't stand it anymore, here you go.
This is also...
Oh, it's autumn.
Two years of production, Kyoto Fukujoyen's tea.
It's luxurious.
It's excitingly fun!
This year, non-stop until night.
Special event "Disney Halloween".
On sale now.
Tokyo Disneyland.
Content Mansion also transformed.
A woman who ate France.
A chocolate wrapped in 16th century France.
"ANSYS" Appears.
New Superhuman Special.
A legendary on-parade.
A miracle created by years of effort.
A superhuman who surpasses everything appears.
The trigger is...
Fuji TV.