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Kugyo?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
It's coming! It's coming!
What is it?
It's summer!
What is it?
Ah!
Why?
What is it?
Lily, are you okay? Are you not sleeping?
It looks like there's a lot.
Think about it.
Isn't it too much?
What is it?
Let's hurry up and go in!
What is it?
Which one is it? Is it like this?
Huh? Hey! Hey! Hey!
Shoes! You have to take off your shoes!
It's too much!
It's too late!
It's here! It's here!
Hurry up and go in!
I'm sorry!
It's too much!
What is it? It's too late!
What is it?
It's too much!
It's amazing!
Hurry up and go in!
What is it?
You came because you were called!
What is it?
It's not "what is it?"
It's "what is it?"
First of all, it's time for "miracle"
Live broadcast
Late at night
Can't edit
Lily-san, are you okay?
First of all
First of all, please be careful
He's quiet today
He can't do a live broadcast in the sun
Are you okay?
What is it?
What is it today?
Well, you came here for a live broadcast today
Well, you know...
Well, it's annoying, so I'll explain it
What is it?
It's different!
What is it?
It used to be a jungle here, right?
That's right
It's snowing today
What is it?
In the middle of this summer event
What is it? What do you mean?
Well, it's okay to explain it
Before that, can I say the title call first?
Title call?
Well, it's late at night and it's a live broadcast, so there's a lot of things going on
Today, let's enjoy that excitement!
Yes!
Let's go!
Kakoriko "miracle" type weird excitement special!
I call you!
Okay, let's get started.
It's been about four hours, hasn't it?
Is everyone okay?
Are you okay?
You can say you're okay even if you're not okay because it's a live broadcast.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I know.
Well, there's nothing else we've got together today.
What?
Yes, what is it?
Remember my setting well.
What?
What was I?
Miracle-san.
Miracle-san, right?
Yes, Miracle-san.
Everyone knows Miracle-san.
Yes!
Miracle-san's...
What is this original motif of mine?
Motif?
It's originally from "Jungle".
It's from "Jungle", isn't it?
You thought it was "Jungle", didn't you?
Yeah.
You guys are so shallow.
That's why the viewership is two-digit stagnation.
You guys are really...
It can't be two-digit, can it?
It can't be 100% two-digit, can it?
There's no two-digit, can it?
I've never heard of two-digit on TV.
I've never heard of it.
No, it's not.
My setting is...
It's a snowman, isn't it?
A snowman?
A snowman.
Oh, that's right!
That's why you quit "Jungle" and came here today.
To be honest, I don't remember much about it.
You don't know, do you?
See?
You've never said it yourself, have you?
That's right.
Then why did you do it in "Jungle"?
Listen to me, you guys!
Don't talk freely, you idiots!
Yes.
What? What?
Really.
What I want to say is...
You've been doing "Miracle Type" for over six years now...
...but since you came here, you guys don't have much of a "jungle" consciousness.
Oh, that's the theme of today, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think so!
Look at you! You look like you're all scattered.
What do you mean, scattered?
First of all, first of all, first of all, end!
First of all, end!
End!
You're too burnt up, you know?
Wait a minute!
We're not saying you should be on location or something!
Talent-san, you're just burning up like that, aren't you, you idiot?
We're not on location or something!
Well, you know, today...
...this 27-hour television is telling you about the importance of your friends...
...and so, in a hurry, in order to restore your loosened consciousness of friends...
...well, in this 27-hour television...
...we had you screw in this time.
No, we didn't!
We didn't!
It's clear, Miracle-san, about that!
Right?
Yes!
It's just that it's late at night!
Yes!
Right? Then you guys should reflect on that!
No, no, no!
Why is that?
You can't do that!
That's kind of a political thing, isn't it?
It's show power!
It's show power talking about staying up late!
No, no, no!
It's not like you usually do that at 10 o'clock!
Don't say that in front of me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Really!
I'm sorry!
Okay?
So, in order for you guys to reflect on that...
Yes!
...tonight, in order to restore your loosened consciousness of friends...
Yes!
...we had you come up with the best example of that!
Example?!
Example!
Let's go!
Make sure you're ready!
Yes!
Let's go!
Ahoy!
Nohoy!
Nohoy, nohoy!
Welcome!
Bye-bye!
What?
Great!
The guitarist Kaz Shimo!
Here we are!
This time 27 hours is a lot of work!
Yes 27 hours to come here
Overall it's a bit tight
If you don't wind it up, the miracle will fly.
What?!
It's never happened before!
What does that mean?
It was good.
It didn't fly?
I don't know why, but everyone said, "If you don't wind it up, the miracle will fly."
Hey!
I'm begging you!
You're saying good things!
Applause!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
You guys, listen up! You guys, listen up!
If you don't wind it up, the miracle will fly.
That's right!
Thank you!
I'm sorry, Shingo-kun, for taking up all of your precious time on the 27-hour TV show.
I'm sorry!
We just had a shocking video!
What is this person doing?!
What's wrong?!
He's tired.
He was praising us so much!
I'm sorry!
He was praising you!
Miracle-san, you were praising us?!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's already time, so it's fine.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's not like that! I don't care about it at all!
Thank you!
I don't care about it!
That's right!
Well, in the meantime, since you're all making up a mischief-consciousness,
I hope you all do it for now.
Can I say something?
What is "mischief-consciousness" in the sense of "main cause"?
If Fukuda Saki-chan isn't here,
time-wise,
since you're underage,
what about that?
Since you're still 17 years old and Saki-chan isn't here yet,
I'll check your mischief-consciousness right away.
I think Saki-chan is watching this program at home.
So, first of all, let's send an e-mail to Saki- chan!
Yashima!
Huh?
Yashima!
Send it!
Send it to Saki-chan in front of the TV!
I think she'll watch it!
Try saying it in Tohoku dialect!
Say it in Tohoku dialect!
Try saying it in Tohoku dialect, Yashima!
What?
Try saying it in Tohoku dialect!
Tohoku dialect?!
Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best in the live broadcast!
Do your best!
Oh!
Saki!
Are you doing well?
Ah...
I'm sorry...
No, not at all!
I'm sorry!
Yashima!
Don't embarrass me in the live broadcast, you guys!
Don't embarrass me!
Stop it!
Hey!
What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
Hey!
Don't embarrass me!
Thank you, Shingo. Thank you so much.
What are you doing?
This is a live broadcast of Yashima.
I'll show you a sample now.
A sample?
I'll show you a sample now.
A sample?
I'll show you a sample now.
Shingo, thank you.
Saki!
It's a shame we can't come here even though it's a live broadcast of Yashima.
But I think we all feel the same way, so it's okay.
Yashima of Yashima, we're rooting for you!
That's awesome!
They're already sleeping!
Wake up!
You guys, go forward!
Go forward!
You're doing a live broadcast.
Move your face!
Okay, then.
VTR, start!
They Won't Break.
We're always fighting at home,
but he messed it up outside the other day.
So, let's not do this anymore.
Just go! Just one more time!
No! Look at this!
It says "one per person" on it!
Toilet paper is a pain in the ass no matter how much you buy it!
That's convenient for me, right?
Look! You and I bought four of them!
We won't get caught, so hurry up!
You'll get caught!
First of all, I'm tall and I stand out a lot.
Me too!
So, I've prepared something for you!
Huh? What is it?
What is it?!
You won't get caught like this!
Isn't this the thief from the manga?
You'll get beaten up!
Then grow a mustache!
Huh?! What is it?!
Isn't this Director Yamamoto Shinya?!
Just go already!
First of all, if you want to make money, you don't have to line up at supermarkets like this!
Hey! What did you say?!
If you want to make money, you have to make me eat your toilet paper elegantly!
Hey!
Listen up!
Toilet paper made of silk doesn't exist in this world!
That's how luxurious you want it to be!
You don't have to line up like this every day just to get kicked in the ass!
Get away from the silk!
First of all, it's convenient!
Forget about the silk!
It's just that my toilet paper is single-use.
In fact, today, I bought super-cheap, soft- processed towel toilet paper!
Should I say it again?
Super-cheap!
Anyway, you bought too much!
Not yet!
Are you in oil shock?!
Oil shock!
My room is always oil shock!
Excuse me!
Could you please be quiet?
I'm sorry!
First of all, is it right for me to say that your supermarket is single-use?!
That's because we want to provide as many cheap products as possible for our customers...
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Hey, hey, hey, brother!
The supermarket here is stingy, so don't let us fool you!
There's no way we'd do that!
That's why I told you to line up the toilet paper as many times as you can!
That's not what we're talking about!
Here you go.
That'll be 524 yen.
Thank you very much.
Hey, hey, hey!
Do we have to line up like this every day just to get kicked in the ass?!
Brother, could you please line up like this for me?!
Thank you very much!
I guess I have no choice!
Then, next time, I'll...
I guess I have no choice!
I'm back!
Look, he's mad! He's really mad!
If only you guys had gone to the bathroom one by one, it would have been easier!
We've already lined up twice! You know that, but you're missing it!
You're lying!
This is what an unknown old man bought for us!
There's an unknown old man who lines up for special sales for an unknown family!
There's an unknown old man!
There's an unknown old man who lines up for special sales for an unknown family!
Let's see, let's see...
Oh, you want a limited toilet paper for one person?
Huh?
I'll have you line up for me.
What is it?
Hmm...
It's okay, right?
It's a kid.
I'll have you line up for me.
Oh, it's a different one!
I'll have you line up for me.
Oh, nice voice!
I'll have you line up for me.
It's a kid.
It's a little kid!
You idiot!
How far are you going to go?!
If you know what you're doing, why don't you call your relatives?!
Why don't you call your relatives?!
Don't call your relatives for toilet paper!
Call the police and confiscate all of the toilet paper!
If you have money to confiscate it all, use it for something else!
Hey, wife!
Don't be silent!
I'll have you line up for me.
Huh? Is it a different one?
I'll have you line up for me.
Huh?
It's a different one.
It's a different one, right?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
In that case, I'll provide you with a cheap product.
Do you have a point card?
Oh, if you have a point card, you can travel all over the world.
The more points you get,
you'll get two weeks, three weeks, four weeks, five weeks...
You idiot!
Hello, uncle?
It's me, Naoki.
Don't call your relatives for real!
Oh, you're crossing the line!
Go home and bring me my kid!
I don't need relatives anymore!
Then, two hours later, at the supermarket...
Are you kidding me?!
No!
I'm never coming to a store like this again!
I'll say "fine" if you won't pay me!
I'll walk you to the supermarket 3 km away!
Iida Iida!
I-i-i-i-da!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
IIIIIIIIIII
You!
Who are you?
They did it again.
Really?
They quarreled a lot with milk the other day.
Milk, too.
Milk?
Really?
Milk, too.
Milk?
Wow!
It was good, wasn't it?
From the first shot.
It was fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun.
That's good.
But you said you were conscious of your friends.
Yes.
Why did you quarrel, Tanaka?
It's a script.
It's a script no matter how you think about it.
It's a script.
It depends.
Are you saying it now?
Matsushita.
You, too.
It's a script.
That's right.
Yes, it is.
It is.
It's a script.
Right.
You're saying such good things.
However, you did it perfectly.
Thank you.
How was it for you?
It's okay to do it, right?
It's the first time for us to be in "miracle".
Everyone is serious and quiet before the show.
Yes.
Especially this time.
Everyone is quiet.
When we were about to start, I thought they were professionals.
Stop it, Shingo.
Shingo, stop it.
Stop it.
It's embarrassing.
Shingo, Shingo.
It's not professionalism.
They are just small-minded.
Get ready.
It's not professionalism.
Okay. Okay. Let's continue!
You shouldn't say "continue!"
Let's do it properly.
If you react like that, people will continue to say "continue!"
So, next is "Nipponichi no Namaka de aru SMAP no nakamo no episodo."
SMAP, right?
What's that?
- SMAP. - SMAP.
I'm going to push you!
We had Shingo-chan post an episode of SMAP's weird sloth, so let's watch it together!
VTR, start!
We, SMAP, were formed in April 1988 and have been sloths for over 19 years.
The members of SMAP are the best sloths for me.
The leader, Nakai-kun, started doing variety shows that idols didn't do much of at the time.
First of all, I'm going to push you!
Shingo is going to move and blur.
When I first started doing variety shows, Nakai- kun was 22 years old and I was 17 years old.
He helped me out of anxiety.
But will it be okay?
It'll be okay!
Even if we slip, it'll be okay as long as we're together!
Yeah!
Thank you, Nakai-kun!
You don't have hair that moves!
What is it?!
Don't point it out!
You don't have it!
Stop it!
You don't have it!
What is that?!
It's amazing!
No matter what Kimura-kun does, he's always at 120%.
He never gives up on what he thinks is impossible, and in the end, he creates a miracle.
At this rate, we won't make it to the concert!
Wait a minute!
Huh?
Why are you giving up?
You think it's impossible, so it's impossible, right?
Huh?!
I see!
I'll do my best!
You don't have to do your best.
Huh?!
As long as you put strength into your body,
all of the pressure and anxiety will go away.
I see!
Thank you!
Kimura-kun!
Hey, wait a minute!
Who?!
Goro-chan, who looks cool, is actually the one who looks down on me the most.
Hey, Shingo.
Huh?!
I think you should do a more powerful concert.
I see!
So what's it like?
See, they're doing it late at night.
"Billy's Boot Camp" and stuff like that parody.
I see!
With this advice from Goro-chan, if you really do it,
later on, Billy could become a big boom in Japan!
Thank you, Goro-chan!
Huh, Goro-chan?!
Goro-chan?!
In the meantime, Tsuyo-kun is...
Annyeonghaseyo.
Tsuyo-kun woke up to Korean one day and studied in the studio for a long time.
He's been able to speak for half a year now!
Tsuyoshi! We're getting started!
Ah, five more minutes!
It's good to study Hungarian, but one day you end up like this because you studied too much.
And with that, today's "Sumasuma" has come to an end.
How was it for you, Tsuyoshi?
Today was really fun.
What did you say just now?
Huh? Didn't I say something weird just now?
Tsuyoshi, why are you speaking Hungarian all of a sudden?
N-no, it's not like that!
Hey, do you speak Japanese?
Ah...
H-hungarian?
That's right! I've been studying Hungarian too much that I don't know if I'm speaking Hungarian or Japanese anymore!
If you don't speak Japanese, we won't understand you!
Ah, sorry! It's fine, it's fine!
Did you study Japanese before?
You've become Hungarian!
What are you saying?
You don't speak Hungarian anymore, do you?
Do you speak Japanese?
Do you speak Japanese or Hungarian?
You've become Hungarian!
A-are you speaking Japanese right now?
It's finally over...
You've returned to Hungary again!
You don't speak Hungarian anymore!
What are you saying?
Do you speak Japanese or Hungarian?
I don't know...
Because there are strange nomads like him, Schmapp can be a wonderful nomad!
Ah, Kimura-kun...
Chogo-nee...
Ah, Kuma-o-sso...
I said I don't know!
Um...
Nakai-kun and Goro-chan...
Chogo-nee...
Kuma-o-sso...
I said I don't know!
Eh, what about me?
Hey, what about me?!
See you next week!
Now, that said...
It's a great episode, isn't it?
Nakai-kun's voice was similar!
We worked really hard!
We all worked hard, but...
Shinagawa...
Kimura-san and I worked hard, but...
We looked like Taiwanese comedians!
Also, Tanaka-san's dance looked like a prank!
It wasn't a prank!
But you danced really well!
You danced really well!
Yes, you danced well!
Everyone worked really hard, but...
It was awful!
You worked really hard!
Really?!
Um, even at this hour, Kimura-kun...
I'm sure you've seen it, but...
I'm really angry!
Kimura-san!
You worked really hard!
I don't like it!
You practiced really hard!
I don't like it when SMAP gets mad at me!
I hate it!
I hate it the most!
Goro-chan! Goro-chan!
Goro-chan hasn't seen it!
He hasn't seen it!
Yes, yes, that's why...
The one from Shinagawa...
There was a part where it looked like Kimura-kun, but...
This is Tsuyoshi-kun's story...
This is terrible, isn't it, Shingo-kun?
This is really messed up...
It's really messed up...
I started to bite Japanese a lot.
You started to bite both languages?
I was so scared, I didn't bite it that much.
How much did you learn in such a short period of time?
About half an hour.
That's amazing.
When I ask my mother what grade I'm in now, she always says I'm still in 5th grade.
But I still speak fluent Japanese.
But if you can't even speak Japanese, it's hard for you to work.
It's hard for you to work.
When I speak in Korean, I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Everyone, you saw it!
I'm going to Kaminei today.
Shingo-kun, good work!
Good work!
Please come in.
Come in!
That's amazing!
Please sit down.
I'm sorry.
He's here!
You came!
I came out at 2 o'clock.
At 2 o'clock!
When I was watching you and Nagai-kun, you said you came out at 1 o'clock.
Yes, I came out at 1 o'clock.
At that time you were still at home, right?
I just came out, but you were there!
You were there!
Thank you for coming!
Please give him a round of applause!
Yes, yes, yes!
And with that...
You're lazy!
Did you guys see that? This is what being lazy is like!
- That's true! - Yeah, thanks for bringing it up!
- Being lazy on a map is really... - It's nice, isn't it?
- Isn't it? - Yeah, it's something you shouldn't learn.
- Well, since you two came all the way here... - Yes!
I'd like to announce something weird about our laziness and get some advice from you.
- Well, we're going to say it now, so... - Thank you.
- Here we go! - Yes!
Something weird about today's Miracle Members!
Yes, yes!
So, here's our first segment!
- Ta-da! - What could it be?
- Here it is! - Yes!
- Yasshi, in the Nepleague... - He's too excited!
- That's what you said earlier! - He saw it!
- Yashima!
- Yes! - What's going on here?
- He's too excited! But the Hero Team won! - Ah, yes, yes! We saw it!
- By the way, who sent this in? Let's hear it! - Yes, who sent it in!
- Who? - Who sent it in?
- Ah, Matsushita-san! - Yes, Matsushita-san!
- You saw it?! - I saw it!
- I saw it all! - Yes, yes!
- How was it? - It was... too obvious!
- That's right! - That's right!
- I didn't see it! - I didn't see it!
- I don't know about that! - I don't know about that!
- When Fukazawa was wrong... - Yes, yes!
- He said it too much! - No!
- That's right! - Me too! Me too!
- That's right! That's right! - That's right!
- Fukazawa-chan said "idiot" or something like that...
- On the contrary, I wanted to make the team competition more exciting... - Yes, yes!
- So I haven't been to the headquarters yet! - Yes!
- Ah, I see! - Yes!
- After I went there, I realized how nervous I was... - Yes!
- So I said "I'm sorry" and they said "Hmm, that's terrible!" - That's right!
- I apologized properly!
- Apologize!
- On the contrary, Five Leagues said "pepper" in English... - That's right!
- ...and "garlic" in Chinese! - That's right!
- Terrible! - But! But you took it back properly! - That's right!
- You took back the pepper! - Yashima! Yashima!
- Yes! - It's not about whether you took it back or not!
- You've received a lot of other information! - Still?!
- You put too much pressure on Matsu-san! - Ah!
- You put too much pressure on him! - That's because...
- Takago put too much pressure on you! - Takago?!
- Hey, hey, don't say anything stupid! - Takago?!
- Shut up for a second! - That's because...
- Yashima! Yashima! - That's because...
- There's one more! - Yes!
- You wear too much in front of Kimura Takuya-san! - Hey!
- When did this happen?!
- It's like Kimura Takuya! - Kimura Takuya!
- Kimura Takuya is like Kimura Takuya! - Get out of the way!
- Kimura-san... - You're too much!
- Kimura-san is already a star, so you can see it from where I wear it in front of me!
- To the audience! - It's like Kimura Takuya!
- Get out of the way! - Yashima! Yashima!
- It's like Kimura Takuya! - Get out of the way!
- Idiot! It's like Kimura Takuya!
- What's that sound? - Is it a gathering?
- I see. - Please say something!
We are here in North Tokyo, where the most macho men in Japan gather.
We have a woman from North Tokyo with us today.
- She's completely blind. - She lost some weight.
In Chohakkaia, there is the best wrestler in Japan.
If you have a serious match with him, you will lose your life.
- Who is the best wrestler in Japan? - The best wrestler in Japan!
- Who could it be? - The person we will be facing in this match is the best wrestler in Japan.
There are many types of wrestlers we can call "the best wrestler in Japan".
However, the best wrestler in Japan we will be facing in this match is this person!
The best wrestler in Japan is...
Saori Yoshida!
She won gold medals in women's wrestling at the Athens Olympics in 2004,
with a super high-speed tackle and brilliant throws.
She is said to be the closest to gold at next year's Beijing Olympics.
For the past 6 years, she hasn't lost a single match.
She is the absolute champion of women's wrestling!
She is the best wrestler in Japan, no, in the world!
She will break the golden shield!
Please allow me to introduce...
Athens Olympics women's wrestling gold medalist, Saori Yoshida!
Saori Yoshida!
Good evening, thank you for coming.
It's really late at night, but thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
You're not winning, are you?!
I don't know, it's late at night.
It's not late at night!
Are you sleepy?
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
How many wins have you won so far?
I've won 109 wins so far.
109 wins!
You can't win with just 1,000 yen.
If you stop winning with 109 wins...
I don't think you can win.
You can't stop winning!
Maybe you can't?
Let's do our best!
I think that's what he's saying, and we've prepared a powerful skit for you this time as well.
Now, let me introduce you.
Except for the word "powerful", everything about him is mysterious.
Let's welcome Masked Man!
Now, who is Masked Man?
Oh, a mysterious man has just appeared!
A masked man who is involved in a mystery!
Who is it? Who is it?
I can hardly see you!
Welcome, Masked Man!
I can hardly see you!
Thank you for coming!
Yes, thank you for coming!
Wow!
How do you feel now?
Well, the other day...
I was driving Wadaki-kun to school.
Then, I forgot to take off my seat belt and drove my car.
I was like "Aah!" and I was hit by a stupid guy.
A stupid guy?
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, he's coming! He's coming!
He's pushing!
It's a young age...
Could this Masked Man be...
The one on the radio?
Could this Masked Man be the one called "Lord"?
But he's a real lord, isn't he?
He's alone, isn't he?
I don't know.
Yoshida-san doesn't know either.
Now, Pakkai-san and this Masked Man will form a tag team and face off against Yoshida-san 2-1.
Wait, wait, wait!
What do you mean 2-1?
2-1...
It's better for you two to face off against Yoshida- san, isn't it?
It's the best in the world!
You can't do that to me today!
You're losing four times in a row.
That's right.
On the contrary, I'm exhausted.
Let me fight Yoshida-san 1-1.
Huh? You want to fight Yoshida-san 1-1?
What are you talking about?
No, it's okay.
1-1 is easier for me.
Easier for you?
Yes.
Your opponent is a gold medalist, is that okay?
It's okay.
Please back off a little.
Is that so?
I understand.
Now, I'd like you to do wrestling one-on-one.
Contestants, please stand by.
Now, it's a one-on-one match.
Gold medalist Yoshida Saori versus his own strongest Masked Man wrestling match.
I'll explain the rules of this match.
The match will last one minute.
Either you put your opponent's shoulders on the mat for more than one second, or you make your opponent say "give up".
The combination is strong.
He came here as a wrestler.
He won a gold medal at Seoul Olympics wrestling, but he put a medal in his phone box and forgot about it and tried to cause a big fight.
Mr. Takashi Kobayashi came here.
Mr. Kobayashi, thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
You won a gold medal at Seoul Olympics wrestling.
It was a moment of joy.
It was the best moment of my life.
It was the best moment of your life, but when you forgot about your medal, was it the worst moment of your life?
Yes, it was.
But you can't lose it unless you take it.
I see.
You can't lose it unless you take it.
Oh, you brought it with you.
Yes.
Oh, this is the second item from the Seoul Olympics.
Yes, he has it with him.
Now, Kobayashi-san, this is the highlight of the match.
What is it?
Bootcamp!
Yes, I think Yoshida's 100th anniversary show will end.
I think it will be a little difficult.
How is it?
I hope you do your best not to get hurt.
Yes, the masked man is warming up.
Now, let me introduce you to Referee.
Referee is Noriaki Kiguchi, Chairman of the Japanese Wrestling Association.
Nice to meet you, Kiguchi-san.
Now, I'd like to start.
Oh, he just shook hands.
I'm now waiting for Referee's instructions.
The strongest wrestler in Japan should make a face.
Wrestling match!
Fight!
Now, let's start.
Now, what kind of match will it be?
First of all, we can see that the masked man is quite big.
He's making a voice.
He's making a voice from a strange place.
It's a wrestling match in the middle of the night.
He was easily blown away.
I'm not supposed to make a voice.
Oh, you're not supposed to make a voice.
Oh, is that so?
Is this a violation of the rules?
Yoshida is trying to go from behind.
Oh, he's turning around.
Oh, Kiguchi-san, Kiguchi-san, Kiguchi-san.
He's trying to help him.
Now, he's turning around.
He was blown away.
Now, it's only one minute, but it's a tough match.
Oh, he's getting stronger.
He's getting stronger.
This is not a technique.
It's not a technique.
Now, 10 seconds left!
10 seconds left!
Now, 10 seconds left!
Will he be able to put it together?
He's putting it together!
Now, what will he do?
He's closing it!
It's over!
The match is over! It's not over yet! It's a tap- out!
He's choking! He's choking!
The winner of this match is Yoshida!
Congratulations, Yoshida-san!
Thank you!
What's your impression of the match?
It wasn't very strong.
It wasn't very strong. I guess that's how it is.
What do you think, Hakkai-san?
It was too strong.
I'll give you this T-shirt.
Please take it home with you. Thank you very much!
That's all for today.
Masked Man, you didn't stand up.
Let's interview Masked Man.
Is that so? Can we interview you?
Masked Man, how was it?
To tell you the truth...
I...
I knew it!
I knew it from the beginning!
Masked Man, you were the only one who didn't stand up!
I'm sorry for deceiving you.
Are you going to cry?
Are you going to cry? Why?
Why did you do such a reckless thing?
Are you going to cry?
When I was in middle school...
I watched TV for 27 hours...
And I saw Takeshi-san...
And I saw Takeshi-san... Why are you crying?!
Why are you crying?!
It was too strong...
I...
I wanted to be a police officer like you!
Why are you crying?!
But...
But... Hakkai-san said it!
But... Hakkai-san said it! You look weird!
You looked like...
You looked like... a salaryman...
You looked like... a salaryman... who was supposed to be a comedian!
I wanted to beat you up!
But...
I wouldn't break anyone's eyes...
You wouldn't?!
That's been all for today!
What...
Hakkai-san is not bad!
And with that, we're off to meet our next VT!
Chai! Chai!
The dreamless man
And now...
Snacks, drinks, standby complete!
Now we're going to enjoy ourselves for 27 hours!
No, no, with all that said,
Maki's going to sleep from time to time, right?
It's started!
This year, I'm going to dry my hair with Shingo- kun!
Wait, seriously, if you're going to do that, wake me up!
No!
If you wake me up, you wake me up!
You're in a bad mood!
I told you, I'm not!
The theme of this year's 27-hour TV show is...
NAMAKA!
It's NAMAKA!
From the opening to the 27-hour TV show,
we're already NAMAKA!
With personality of Shingo-kun, we spent 27 hours without rest!
What are you waiting for at 9.15 tomorrow night?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
It's an emotional finale!
NAMAKA is waiting for an emotion that can only be experienced by people who have spent 27 hours together!
When Fuji TV started this summer's 27-hour TV show in 1987,
the only people who watched it were Tamuri-san and Sanma-san!
When Takeshi-san, who was under quarantine at the time, suddenly appeared in front of us,
I still can't forget that emotion!
Since then, Fuji TV and other superstars have been making us feel the emotions of summer every year!
If possible, I'd like to go to Odaiba and feel the emotions of summer with you,
but I'd rather not go there!
Ah, I'd rather not go there!
I'll be patient with this small TV!
Now, let's watch 27 hours!
My summer won't start without this emotion!
That's what I thought.
I've been looking up things about 27 hours on TV.
Really? I'm so happy!
But wait! Don't say anything about the content.
I'm a type of person who enjoys watching without knowing!
But wouldn't it be better if you knew a little about it?
It's fine if you don't know about it.
No, no, just a little.
Okay, just a little, okay?
Okay, just a little touch, okay?
Okay.
Of course, the main personality of 27 hours on TV this year is Son Goku, who has changed.
In the opening, Sanzo Hoshi, Sagochi and Chihakai also appear.
It starts with everyone's play, right?
Sanzo Hoshi says, "There's something Goku really wants to find here."
But Goku isn't there, right?
And when everyone tries to leave, Goku appears and says, "Wait a minute! It's big!"
But isn't this opening cool?
In addition to this opening, a surprise guest appears.
Well, since it's called a surprise guest, I don't think you know what it is.
In other words, Gon-san.
Gon-san appears and says, "A-nyo-ha-se-yo!"
Well, I don't think you'll say such a thing.
I think Gon-san is just a boss.
Also, a surprise guest appears in the opening.
Eharu-san. Eharu-san appears, right?
What will Eharu-san do?
I'm sure she'll talk to Goku's pet.
I think Goku's pet is a monkey.
It's a model of a Chinese golden lion monkey.
With this monkey, you can go to the zoo in Kanagawa Prefecture and see it.
There are many rare animals in this zoo.
For example, okapi. Okapi is rare and famous.
Okapi de-su. Okapi de-su.
What? "Okapi de-su. Okapi de-su."
What was that just now?
Well, that's a good story.
This 27-hour TV show has three highlights.
The first one is "Nezase's Light Exhibition Bowling."
This is a song in which a talent secretary, a female announcer and a small-town bowler fight as a trio.
If you win more and more and win the championship, you can get support funds for your first pledge.
There are many unique people in this talent secretary.
Let me introduce you.
"Hokkaido" is "Takanao City."
"Akita TV" is "Degawa Railway."
"Ishikawa TV" is "Dandy Sakano."
"Fukui TV" is "Shimizu Kuniaki."
"Okayama Broadcasting" is "Morise Shinji."
"TV Nagasaki" is "Ebishi-san."
"Okinawa TV" is "Chochune Chochune no Anoshoune."
"Fuji TV" is "Tenkyouho's Weird Hair."
No matter which team wins, I think it will definitely be exciting.
And the second investment fund is...
Naraka ni Anata no Ehon wo Gokuruzunko.
This is a project that brings books brought by people who watch TV to schools, local municipalities, and autonomous facilities.
And the third investment fund is...
Naraka wo Egao ni Happy Kinton.
This is a project that will bring happiness all over Japan through Kinton.
This project is for people who couldn't go back to Miyake Island.
It's a project that uses Miyake Island's ingredients to serve local cuisine.
I cried when I heard about it.
But I think you'll definitely cry about this project, so please give me half price for now.
In addition to the 27-hour investment fund, there are also special projects.
Yes, it's a special program.
First of all, "Nepoleague."
In "Nepoleague," voice actor team and hero team led by Takuya Kimura will play against each other.
And "Shinya."
"Shinya" is a sport. It deals with sports news.
Oh, and before we go any further...
Yes, both you and me have already appeared in "Shinya."
After this, Nakai-kun will appear in "Shinya."
That show where Nakai-kun will appear...
Of course, Sam and Nakai won't be able to sleep tonight either.
We definitely won't be able to sleep.
We're definitely going to talk crazy.
We're looking forward to it, right?
Please!
Absolutely!
After that...
This is "Miracle Type," right?
This year, Shingo-kun will also participate in "Conto."
Usually, you can only see Shingo-kun once a week, right?
And in the morning...
In the morning, it's "Club Tenjiku."
"Club Tenjiku" is where Kota Kumika will appear.
It's gorgeous in the morning and erotic in the morning, right?
And after that...
"Moshitsuna," "Hexagon" followed by "Iitomo."
It's "Iitomo."
And of course, the MC is Tamuri-san.
Even when Tamuri-san isn't MCing for 27 hours of his own time...
He insists on this "Iitomo."
You're kidding, right?
And after that...
From 3 o'clock and 30 minutes...
It's "Keiba" broadcast.
In order for "Keiba" fans all over Japan...
"Keiba" will be broadcast.
This year is the 99th anniversary of "Keiba."
By the way, last year...
Fukunaga Yuichi and Sugito Kaneto won.
I'm looking forward to seeing what they'll win this year.
And after that...
It's finally come, in the evening...
Sumasuma Special Edition.
Oh, and by the way...
Goro-chan and Joshi-kun will also be appearing.
Please look forward to it!
And here...
For the first time, all five of us...
Will send "Sumasuma Special Edition."
And after that...
"Sumaruko-chan," "Sarai-san," and "Grand Finale" will suddenly appear.
I'm sure it will be an emotional "Grand Finale."
Oh, and of course...
"Newcomer Announcement" will have a sponsor role.
I hope you'll read it well.
I'm sure it will be an emotional 27-hour TV show!
Did I talk too much?
By the way, after that...
Ando-san's election special edition.
Kazmodel.
Tsuyoshi-kun.
Yes?
It's awkward, isn't it?
Very.
Yeah.
Everyone's gone.
That's right.
I'm sorry you had to come all the way here, but it's like this now.
Is this going to connect?
Everyone's doing a live show now, so they're changing before they go on stage.
That's right.
Well, since we don't have much communication with you and Lily-san...
Lily-san, is there anything you'd like to ask Tsuyoshi-kun?
Let's see...
Oh, then...
Tsuyoshi-kun...
Yes?
What do you like about women's underwear?
Okay, Tsuyoshi-kun, what's your answer?
Um...
Like black ones.
Black ones!
Material is material.
Material is material. What is it?
Um...
Like a lace.
Ah...
Lace...
You're quite a student, aren't you?
That's right.
I don't know much about it, but...
What about the back?
Um...
Like a tea bag.
Ah...
That's good.
Well, well...
That's good.
No, no, no, it's already night, so I'll do it live.
Miracle-type live content, let's get started!
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
What's up? What's up?!
What's up with you early in the morning?!
Be more energetic!
Grandpa, grandma, oh!
Oh!
Good morning!
Good morning, grandma!
Good morning!
President Endo!
Good morning!
Congratulations, Chief Tadori!
But the sales this season are also excellent!
Thank you!
This is also proof of everyone's hard work!
Yes.
Then I'll do my best too!
Yes!
But I'll also make sure that the employees become number one once and do their best!
Yes!
Everyone, do your best!
Thank you!
Yes!
Right?!
It's like what the president said before!
I'll do my best to not betray the president's expectations!
Right?!
Let's do our best!
Yes!
What's wrong?!
The chief is calling you!
Right?!
It's work time!
Let's at least reply!
I'll do my best!
You're annoying...
Huh?
Am I annoying?
Just now?
I don't think you missed it, but just now...
You're annoying... you're annoying...
I wonder who said that?!
Right?!
You said you were annoying!
I didn't say it.
You said you were annoying, didn't you?!
You...
I didn't say it.
You said you were annoying!
I didn't say it!
What did you say?
I said you should eat zenzai.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's like "zai" of "uzai" and "zenzai" of "zai", isn't it?
"Zenzai" is delicious. Especially chestnuts are delicious.
I think chestnut "zenzai" is delicious.
Excuse me, can I have one chestnut "zenzai"?
What? What? What?
Are you mad?
You took the president being mad at his subordinates, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You took it, didn't you? Show me.
Wait! My personal information is exposed in the protection law.
You don't have personal information!
What? What is it?
Show me!
I can't show you.
Excuse me, can you be quiet?
You're noisy.
You're noisy when the president is scolding his subordinates.
I don't even call the sales department.
I see.
You're treating me like a bad guy.
You're treating me like a bad guy!
You're being noisy when the president is scolding his subordinates!
You ate garlic yesterday, didn't you?
You're right!
You're amazing. You're talking again now.
You're talking again now.
You should do some more quiz-like answers!
How was it?
I got a flash of lightning, so I know what it is.
Isn't it lightning?
Lightning?
It's cloudy today.
Lightning?
I don't care, you idiot!
I don't know what this fire is doing.
Show me!
Stop it!
Show me!
Violence.
Yes, violence.
You're doing it because you're guilty.
Yes, violence.
This man...
Look, he's broken.
You're breaking it.
Yes, yes.
You broke it.
Violence.
If you're doing it, I'll do it.
What is it?
I'll show you my power.
Yes.
This one.
Look.
Yes.
It's my powerful one.
Go.
Hahaha.
It's amazing.
Hahaha.
Again?
You!
You just shake it, but don't take it for real!
Hahaha.
I'm not!
You're taking it for real!
I'm doing it!
You guys are done.
Hello, police?
Huh?
I'm Odaiba.
Hahaha.
You know, personal information.
Yes.
I'll be right back.
Yes.
Tewson?
Hahaha.
You looked like you had Tewson on you, didn't you?
I didn't!
You were scared, weren't you?!
I wasn't!
You were excited, weren't you?!
I wasn't!
Don't be scared!
I wasn't!
What do you mean you weren't? What did you say?!
What did I say?!
You're crazy!
Chief Patrick!
You're crazy!
Chief Patrick!
Even if you're mad, it's a waste of time.
Get back to work.
She's mad.
Chief is mad.
Is she mad now?
Um...
Is she mad at me?
Um...
Is she mad at me?
Uncle Ignore
Right? Do you know it?
A senior like me who became a chief of staff
is ignored by female employees!
I've always wanted to say to you
Show me a nice smile
Like you show it to the president
When the president comes with a smile, everyone says "Oh, president"
You guys are cheating, right?
You're cheating, right?
You're forcing me to say it, right?
What's that?
Today, I...
What did you just look at me?
You just looked at me, right?
Today, I'm going to look at you with a nice smile
Uncle Ignore
Oh, the song has been updated.
Don't fuck with me!
You're all fired!
Fired!
You're fired!
You're all fired!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hey, everyone!
Listen up!
We're having a festival!
Let's go to the festival!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Let's go to the festival!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Okay!
You're fired, too!
Look, his mustache is sticking out.
Ouch!
Thank you!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Great!
The last note is too small.
That's raw.
Maybe I put it in too much.
My teeth are itching.
You did it.
My teeth are itching.
You did it.
Maybe I did it a little.
My teeth are itching.
It's been a long time.
27 hours.
Yes.
Endo-san, you often try to put it together with that face.
I'll do it.
I'll do my best.
I needed Endo-san's funny part in this control department chief's skit.
I've been wanting to talk about it for two weeks.
To be honest, I can't see it now because I don't have oil in my eyes.
My teeth are itching.
No, no, no.
But it was amazing.
Director Harmony.
Even Matsushita-san laughed.
It's never going to end.
It was good.
My jaw hurts, too.
You did it perfectly.
It's scary to be quiet.
Look at me.
I'm not laughing at all.
It was really good.
Was it good?
It was good.
I wanted to be in it, too.
Really?
What are you talking about?
Look at the chief's anger.
I wanted to be in it, too.
Because you're lazy.
It's now.
You can do it.
It's going to end now.
What?
Is it going to end with a miracle?
Is it?
I see.
But it was a really high quality control, wasn't it?
Calm down.
You're losing.
Did you see it?
This is SMAP.
Shingo and Chiyoshi, you have another performance.
I see.
Thank you.
You can do it.
Good.
Good, good.
So, it's been about an hour and a half.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes, yes.
Yes, Endo, wait a minute.
Well, 27 hours of live broadcast.
Yes.
I'll show you one last thing.
What you're about to see is...
What?
It's a little...
It's a little embarrassing for the two of you.
I couldn't show you this.
Yes.
This is the most serious part.
So, regular people, please try to understand.
Got it?
What?
Still not?
Yes, I got it.
Go!
What?
Night Night Girls
So, it's like that.
As I thought.
Night Night Girls, I'm in a bad mood.
Don't look at me like that.
If you look at me like that, I'll be possessed.
Cigarettes, I don't want them.
Companies, I don't want them.
A good man flying in from that building, while pulling strings of clouds, isn't he?
No, he isn't.
A handsome pirate captain of the Caribbean from across the sea, isn't he?
No, he isn't.
A shrimp-shaped garden, isn't he?
No, he isn't.
Oh my, you look like Chiaki from a long time ago.
Hello, I'm Chiaki.
What's with that "puh"?
A man who looks like La France? A boyfriend? A lover?
Are you talking about my ideal prince?
Oh?
He does look like La France, but he's also cute.
Oh...
Sometimes he dances with Brie Fitch.
No fair!
What is it?
That man!
No, no, no!
A man who dances with Brie Fitch?
He only thinks about golf these days.
That's irrelevant.
You're right!
She's right!
He made his own putter practice room in his room,
but there are too many tools, and in the end he starts practicing in the living room and gets scolded like a fool.
If you have a girl's child, you'll want to be a woman's golfer,
but when you're four years old and you're told,
Miyaza and Ai started playing when they were four years old, so they're already behind,
you'll get mad.
You know, when you're practicing and you hit the ball against the wall,
you'll get scolded by the person above you, and if you think about who that person is, you'll think about Tokuma Nishioka.
You're right!
I bought a golf tool for my daughter yesterday.
It's so small for a four-year-old, but it's 100,000 yen!
I can't believe it!
And I had a golf competition with my golf friend, a hairdresser who is much worse than me,
and we said, "If we lose, we won't play golf anymore,"
but when we lost, we said, "If we play golf from now on, we won't have anything left," and we cried.
You're such a golf idiot!
You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!
He takes all the golf magazines in the studio home.
You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!
If you're playing Doraemi-chan, let me play Giant's voice,
you say something so sweet, don't you?
How do you know all of them? You know all of them!
I run a clothing brand, and I say I want to design something, and I say "what's the concept?" and you say "I don't know."
The other day you published a book, and I said "I want to publish a book too," and you said "what are you going to write?" and I said "nothing."
And the position of Hanawaru Market's Yakumaru- san, you say "will it somehow become me?"
It won't! It won't!
A man who gets caught up in his own desires and puts salt in his bath.
It won't! It won't!
A man who, while washing his hair in the past, always had a song on his head from Atsushi-san in the back.
It won't! It won't!
A man who, when he sent me home by car, let me listen to his song in the car in full volume.
It won't! It won't!
I don't know why, but a man who has two cell phones.
It won't! It won't!
When we got married, you told me to quit all my work and become an office worker,
but since I'm working today, he's taking care of the kids.
It won't! It won't!
Yeah!
Endo! Endo!
Yes?
You can't steal Yakumaru-san's position.
Are you aiming for it? Are you aiming for it?
To be honest, I stole Yakumaru-san's position.
It seems like it.
What is this?
What is this, Endo? How much of this is true?
Well, except for the cell phone, everything else is true, right?
It's true, right?
It's not two cell phones, it's actually three.
It's four!
I see.
So, Rakuda, who's taking care of the kids...
Eh, Rakuda?
Rakuda.
Rakuda-san?
Rakuda is only one person in our team.
One person.
Rakuda.
Rakuda!
Let's go one more time!
This is VTR!
It's here! It's here!
Matsuri? Could it be? Could it be?
Senpai!
There's someone I want you to consult with about men as my friend.
Go ahead.
Hey! I said it's okay!
Could it be? Could it be?
Oh! Kamisaya!
Kamisaya!
Hello.
Oh, it's been a while!
Isn't that the cleaning lady, Shie-chan?
Eh?
Is Shie-chan also a man?
This is embarrassing!
Why are you silent?!
Tell me about men, you!
What's this?
You! Tell me about men!
This is embarrassing!
Wait a minute!
I don't know anything about men's hairstyles!
It's not a big deal!
He's bald!
It's not a big deal!
His arms and legs are like Hitman's!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That man!
No, no, no!
Arms and legs like Hitman's!
Shark! You like it, don't you?
It's not related to anything.
How do you know?
Again, it's appropriate!
You and your mother went to a shark corner in Chiraumi Aquarium where we took you out.
You answered all of the shark quizzes that were given to children and made a funny face.
If you answer all of them correctly, you can get shark's tongue.
You and your mother will have shark's problem solved!
I mean, you were too absorbed in shark watching. It's gross!
You like animals so much, but you're bitten by your own dog!
You're the one who's happy.
No, no, no!
When he comes home at night and says, "Excuse me, can you make me some yakisoba?" and I say, "Yes, ma'am!" and he says, "It's so delicious!" and I say, "Is it?" and he says, "It's okay."
And when he gets drunk, he says, "You're really beautiful."
Isn't he praising me?
He sends me a heart flutter before we get married and sends me e-mails like "Are you okay?"
Even if you heat it up to 39 degrees, it'll still go all the way up to your body, right?!
What?!
Speaking of fire...
A dog's poop?!
It'll only help you pick it up, right?!
What?!
You own dozens of Lee's pants of the same style, right?!
What?!
Recently...
You've been collecting curry, right?!
What?!
Losing a match due to your own error in middle school...
It's traumatizing, right?!
What?!
Before, while we were drinking...
I was really joking...
Should I go for a Tanaka or Endo style?
And you say...
No, I really shouldn't do that.
I really can't stand it like that.
And you leave all of a sudden, right?!
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Sometimes it's so annoying that you say it too much, right?!
If you think about it in total, you don't have that guy, right?!
Even though you found him five days after you lost your marriage...
A guy who didn't even get a single email...
What?! What?! What?!
After we got married...
His poop kept getting smaller and smaller!
This guy is crazy!
I can't stand it. I just can't stand it!
That's right.
What? You want to consult with another girl?
What?
That's rude.
No, no, no. My wife gets 100 points.
There's no episode like this.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I'll wait for you!
Oh, really?
I'll wait for you! I'll wait for you!
Labuta-san!
- Tanaka! - Labuta-san, how about this?
- Tanaka! - Yes?
If you get drunk, will you say you're really beautiful?
Will you say it? You'll say it, won't you?
Will you say it?
Um... I don't care about it, but...
Yes?
Why were you drunk?
Why was my wife drunk?
But you...
You've been pooping since you got married.
This is no good.
This...
My wife is crazy!
No, she's not.
I asked my wife why my poop stinks recently.
She said I should look it up online.
She said she didn't know.
Let's hear it.
Oh, really?
Everyone was acting it out.
I know what you're saying.
Um...
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you.
Also, I've never seen Tanaka-san look so desperate.
I've only seen him once.
He wanted to poop and...
You're pooping again!
You're always pooping!
He wanted to poop and when he pushed me away, his face was like...
Pooping dash, right? Pooping dash.
What is this?
Everyone was really nervous.
Wait a minute! When... When was this?
It's a secret.
When we came back, we all...
We kept it a secret.
Even for those who didn't come out.
We kept it a secret.
That's amazing!
I was really nervous.
During rehearsal, Shi-chan said his poop smelled and said he wanted to step up and poop.
He raised his arm and came back!
To be honest, we didn't know about this.
We didn't know about this.
At times like this, we can help each other out.
Next up is a one-day special program, club exhibition.
A gorgeous artist will give you a special live performance.
Here we go!