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Today's special guest is...
First time on Shukukanriki Shabekuri!
The type of people that will dazzle you tonight.
Type of people?
Today's guest is this type of people!
I want to do my best!
I'm so happy!
What are you talking about?
This is weird!
This is some kind of mistake!
Wait, I'm not allowed to eat today!
What is this?
Are you doing an interview?
Didn't I say I'm not allowed to eat until school?
I'm hated by everyone!
Except for you and me.
Are you serious?
No, I'm serious.
What is this?
It's like I'm with my wife.
I'm with my wife.
Really.
Jun, you're out of your mind!
Don't look at me like that!
What's up, ma'am?
Why are there so many of you?
It's a huge panel.
What's up with this panel?
Isn't it a telecommunications company?
It's unbelievable!
It's huge!
You're making me shine in tonight's show, ma'am.
I'm sure you are.
Oh, really?
Mr. Yamanouchi.
We're worried about whether you'll be able to broadcast.
Please do your best.
I understand.
I don't think I can not broadcast.
What do you mean?
I'll definitely broadcast.
What do you mean?
You should ask her.
We broadcast together every week.
We don't broadcast every week.
I'm tired of broadcasting.
Have you broadcast recently?
No, I haven't.
I did it during the special election.
And I was warned not to broadcast on the second time.
When I broadcast it on TV,
the staff gets so talkative.
When I talked with the politician,
he introduced hisself first.
He introduced himself first.
We can't do that.
When you're done commenting, say "thank you" and "please do it properly".
If you do it like that and don't get angry for the second time,
people will say "what's with Ohta, it's boring".
You're the one who got angry.
You're doing your best.
It's weird, isn't it?
You're the one who got angry.
Also, Mitsuyo-san has left a comment.
It's amazing, isn't it?
"I always check the air-conditioning properly, so I don't bother anyone and do my best".
You only talk about me!
Then you should not talk about me!
You came out and said "you're a nuisance" and "don't look at me" and "what is this treatment?".
Tell me the truth! Did you really say "you're a nuisance"?
Yes, I did!
Say it again!
Did you say "you're a nuisance" and "don't look at me" and "what is this treatment"?
Can you come out without permission in this situation?
By the way, do you know that Chuto is playing seriously?
What are you doing?
You should eat yakiniku in Toyama.
Don't watch other people's YouTube!
You should check it properly!
That's right!
Don't watch other people's latest videos!
You should check it properly!
You're busy, aren't you?
You should eat yakiniku and seafood bowl next week.
You talk too much!
You're busy, but you're watching it!
This time, Mr. Ohta's wife, Ms. Mitsuyo, and Mr. Tanaka's wife, Ms. Yamaguchi and Ms. Moe,
as well as classmates and relatives of the students, will fully cooperate.
This report summarizes all topics related to exposure issues this year.
- That's amazing. - What?
On the first page, you can see Mr. Ohta's annoyance.
- Annoyance? - Why are you starting with me?
- That's weird. Annoyance? - You're right.
First of all, Ms. Mitsuyo is annoyed by Mr. Ohta.
- It says, "Annoyance by A-rin." - Hey!
- It says, "A-rin." - It says, "A-rin."
- Why did it say, "A-rin?" - At first, it said, "P-chan."
- I see. - Yes, it said, "P-chan."
- So I said, "P-chan," and everyone around me made fun of me and started calling me "P-chan." - I see.
- So I said, "If you're going to call me that, I'd like it if you called me that." - Wow.
- So I changed it to "Darlin." - Wow.
- When I say, "Darlin," it's because I have a bad habit of saying "Darlin" when I say "Darlin" at the beginning. - Why is it like that?
- "Darlin" is scary. - "Darlin" is scary.
- So I changed it to "A-arin" so I wouldn't say "Darlin." - That's a hot topic.
- Everyone says, "P-chan," so I can't say "Darlin." - That's right.
- They love you so much. - That's right.
- You're like a girl. - What?
- You're like a Thai. - You're like a Thai again.
- You're checking everyone's stuff. - You're checking everything.
- "Darlin" is so annoying.
- Even though she's sick, she tries her best to prank her, but it's no use. - Huh? What's this?
- What's this?
- We went on a hot spring trip as a couple, but the weather wasn't good. - No way!
- Even though I wasn't feeling well, I hid in the bath to surprise her by pranking her, but she didn't show up at all.
- After waiting for more than an hour, I finally succeeded in pranking her, but she didn't care about my health at all.
- I thought it would be nice if there were words of encouragement for me who worked hard.
- Do you remember this?
- Why did you suddenly become awkward?
- I was just afraid of being praised at home.
- I'm sorry I didn't have time to hold you back.
- It's all my fault, though.
- I'm sorry I made a mistake yesterday.
- Don't be afraid of first place.
- There's a video of that prank.
- Let's watch it.
- Watch out for Ota-san's response when she finds out that Mitsuyo-san has caught on!
- Two years ago, Ota-san stayed at a hot spring hotel on a TV show.
- Mitsuyo-san's prank was after dinner.
- You're so good at traveling as a couple.
- I'm Est...um...
- I'm from Coyote...
- So I'm Este...
- Oh, that's your name.
- Este-niku and Usotsuki take a bath first.
- They surprise Ota-san in the hot spring.
- After waiting for over an hour, Ota-san finally gets in the bath.
- What's in there?
- It's all in there.
- It looks like it.
- Oh!
- Huh?
- What's in there?
- It's all in there.
- I'm surprised.
- It's all in there.
They're just crap?
- What kind of prank is this? - What?
- She won't say it. - She won't say it on the left either. - Is she kidding me?!
What did you do, old man?
When I was your age, I used to say, "Oh, I'm surprised."
That's right.
I'll do my best, old man.
I'm sorry I can't help you.
That's private.
That's terrible.
Ms. Mitsuyo did her best. It was a prank video.
That's terrible.
No, it's terrible.
That's terrible.
It's no longer a prank video.
Why are you so excited?
That's right.
It's terrible.
It's possible that the camera was set up.
At the end of the video, when you look back, don't you say, "Oh, that's right."
I said it.
No, you only said, "Fufu."
I've never seen it.
I've never seen a prank video where you've been soaking in hot water all the time.
I've never seen it.
I said it.
I kept soaking in hot water.
I was surprised.
I wish we had talked more.
I feel sorry for you, ma'am.
You're too excited.
I didn't want you to say it.
But you said, "If you go to Disney, put on a headband."
- Damn it! - No, I mean...
- But... - You should go!
- Yeah, you should go! - If you don't go...
- I've been there many times. - Disney!
I went to Disney Sea with Ota.
I wanted to put on a headband with Mickey and Minnie's ears on it,
but Ota refused because he didn't want to put it on.
So I found Mickey's sunglasses there.
He didn't show his face and said, "Isn't this fine?"
Then he put it on for me with a smile.
But since it's Disney, I thought he'd at least put on a headband.
As a result, this is what happened!
- Yeah, that's how it is. - That's how it is.
- Then... - Isn't it better to put on a headband?
- I think it's fine, too. - It's fine.
- If it's like this, your ears will stand out more. - So you're embarrassed?
- I'm not embarrassed. - Yeah.
- When we do "Bakuchun problem", - Yeah, yeah.
- we always put on a mouse's ear. - Yeah, yeah.
- But Mickey is our rival. - Yeah, yeah.
- I don't think so. - So we can't put it on.
- Because of the Fuji TV contract. - Yeah, yeah.
- There are others besides Mickey. - Yeah, yeah.
- There are others, but it's fine. - Yeah.
- We can't put on a headband. - Yeah.
- It's free. - Yeah.
- It's like a dreamland. - Yeah.
- I thought you were embarrassed. - Embarrassed is embarrassing.
- It can't be helped if you're embarrassed. - Yeah.
- Do you put on your ears, too? - What?
- Do you put on your ears at Disney? - I don't do it much.
- But my wife doesn't tell me to do it. - Yeah.
- I only do it with my kids. - Yeah.
- But if it's so fun, my wife brings me back the next day. - Yeah, yeah.
- Your wife brings you back. - She does.
- I understand you. - That's right.
- I understand you. - And also...
- To commemorate the subscription, is it this picture? - Yeah.
- Take a commemorative picture. - Wow, that's nice.
- That's nice. - That's nice.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- Did you all do the subscription celebration of Mitsuo? - We did it.
- On a yacata boat. - We did it.
- On a yacata boat. - On a yacata boat.
- He came too. - He came too.
- Great. - What kind of party was it?
One of our office restaurants and such, we invited young people as well.
And you all want to come with your families, right?
- All of us. - All of us.
- All of us came together. - All of you came together.
- Three of you went to the kids. - We went.
Yamaguchi and Moe said, "President, we'll be in your care from now on."
The kids will be so frustrated about it...
- It's not like their own dads are going to call them out. - It's not like their own dads are going to call them out.
I'm not praising myself.
I'm just lowering my pride.
You're so big and you're so small.
I'm not praising you.
You're a man.
You're a man with a mouthful of paper.
I'm not praising you.
I'll get my revenge someday.
You're a man who's always giving gifts.
That's what you were like.
I'm not like that.
You're happy, too.
You're not that clumsy, are you?
I'm clumsy.
My pride is...
You are the president of Tanaka.
You're a man.
I don't have a face like a man's.
You're the president of Tanaka.
Let's go to Mr. Tanaka's room.
Tanaka is very annoyed.
Even if I pull my arm, I can't take this.
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
It's really...
It's totally the same!
This is the worst!
He's originally an idol type!
That's right!
First of all, what does this mean?
My dad's heart is strangely numb.
That's right!
Because it's numb, he caught a cold.
Does that mean he thinks I'm ugly?
Even if I catch a cold, I don't tell my family. I secretly go to the hospital and get a cold medicine and come back.
I think I'm a troublesome human being.
That's true. That's true.
I don't say it and I don't show it.
It's not because it's the second one.
If you say you caught a cold and go to the hospital, you'll make me worry more.
You always want to be healthy and strong, don't you?
Always bright and healthy and strong.
I don't want to break everyone's dream.
I don't want to be everyone's friend.
I don't think I want to be everyone's friend.
If you catch a cold, you'll break everyone's dream.
My family doesn't dream about me.
My family doesn't dream about me. I know that.
I know you don't dream about me.
Even if you don't dream about me, you'll do it.
I just don't want to make a big deal out of it.
You don't have fans.
I don't have fans.
Everyone has friends.
I'm not everyone's friend.
I used to go to a store.
When I was young and I was old,
I used to scream.
Everyone has their own joy.
That's right.
When I left the gym at school,
I was told to scream.
When I first left,
I thought it wouldn't happen.
But later,
I'm Doraemon.
Doraemon doesn't do this either.
He does this with his mouth.
Who are you talking about?
Maybe it's because he likes cats,
that he does this.
Why doesn't it work?
It doesn't work for cats.
Cats don't do this.
Maybe it's because he likes cats.
It doesn't work for cats.
I think it's like this.
You like cats too, don't you?
You've never seen it before, right?
Who does it?
I don't know.
Because he does it like this.
How does he do it?
Kitsune bye-bye, right?
Kitsune bye-bye?
Why did you say 'kitsune bye-bye'?
I said 'see you later'.
When?
Have you always done it?
To customers?
No, no, no.
To staff?
When you're driving and you say 'bye'.
At that time...
What did you do?
You say 'kitsune bye-bye'?
I didn't say it.
Who did it?
Everyone said 'kitsune bye-bye'.
But I said 'it's for cats.'
I didn't know for years.
But I didn't know for years.
The recording had finished two days before.
After it had ended,
I said 'thank you for your hard work.'
And I said 'thank you for your hard work.'
And normally it's not like this.
And...
I don't know why,
but for my staff and many young people,
they said 'thank you for your hard work.'
They did it.
I was driving,
What is Mr. Tanaka doing now?
He's been doing this all the time, hasn't he?
What? I don't know.
No, Mr. Tanaka has been doing this for a long time,
saying 'thank you for your hard work.'
What is it?
Isn't it dangerous?
Maybe he's tired of foxes?
Why don't you ask him?
The manager asked him.
I'm a cat.
I don't know.
That's not good.
What's wrong with that?
I'm just doing this because I'm a cat.
What?
It doesn't mean anything,
because I like cats.
That's why I'm doing this.
No one can do anything anymore.
That's right.
I'm scared of that.
That's scary.
If you say that without explaining it...
Don't you know that's weird behavior?
You don't learn that.
You don't do it anymore.
When Mr. Ota said 'you do this,'
I thought, 'oh, it's a fox bye-bye.'
That's dangerous.
He said it like a familiar way.
What? Mr. Moe has a second photo of you.
What?
What is it?
Mr. Koji, you have short legs,
but you look like a horse.
Nothing is decided yet.
What is it?
What photo is it?
This is from last summer,
when my family went on a trip to Hokkaido.
Oh, I see.
What is this photo about?
Um, I think it's nothing.
No, it's not nothing.
I posed like this to take a picture.
Yeah, it's like a chair made of straw,
and I thought you looked like you were in a good mood,
so you probably wanted to lie down a little more,
right?
And you were like, 'whoa!'
Yeah, you wanted to give off a little bit of a celebrity vibe,
like you're an owner of your own property.
No, not at all.
I see.
Yeah.
So you're watching this,
and that's why the kids are all over the place,
right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's not true!
Wait a minute!
At home!
With this kind of energy!
What's going on?
The president came out of nowhere!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's shocking!
Hey, boyz n boyz,
what are you looking at?
Huh?
Your picture.
No, no, no.
Yeah, you're right,
it's embarrassing,
but you know what's nice about it?
Yeah?
This hammock-like thing,
right?
Yeah.
In the grassland.
It's not sunglasses, is it?
No, it is,
because of the UV rays.
UV rays?
UV rays.
Yeah, that's right,
Shuito.
Yeah.
And from Moe,
what?
At someone's important wedding,
he came and stopped me!
Huh?
Oh, that's right!
That's true.
Yeah!
Right?
It was 13 years ago,
right?
Azumax and Yasu Megumi
had a big ruckus
at their wedding reception,
and in that situation,
the husband, who was single at the time,
did not stop the ruckus,
and just kept stopping me.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a good thing
that we got married because of it,
but at those times,
as a partner,
I think you should have
the responsibility of stopping Ota-san.
Oh, Jun-chan was the host!
Yeah, yeah, I was the host.
Oh, you mean my grandfather?
Yeah, yeah.
I stopped him!
He got angry!
Yeah, Jun stopped him.
Yeah, Jun got angry.
I said it once,
but like,
can you say it again?
Should we do it again?
No, no, no.
There's a video of it.
There's a video of it?
Yeah!
Huh?
Jun-chan was the host!
Yeah, yeah, I was the host.
Oh, your grandfather?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"I was holding it." "He was angry." "Yeah, Gun was holding it." "Yeah, Gun was angry."
"I said it once, but like, I don't know if you can say it, but I think it was short." "It's not a question, it's a question."
"Here's a video of the heroine." "There's a video?" "Yeah."
Huh?
Here's a video of the heroine that Moe-san wants you to reflect on the applause problem.
"The short marriage of Azumax and Yasume-gumi, which was held 13 years ago." "Even if you say it, it's not true."
"The ceremony of cake entry seems to be taking place." "It's short, it's short."
It was going smoothly back in Nagura-jun's eyes, but...
"Hey, what's this?" "It's a heroine's venue."
"It's the otaku of the shogunate." "Huh? It's a normal shirt."
It was supposed to be a participatory event, but the work ended early and the otaku rushed in.
Hey.
Otaku of the shogunate, please step back a little.
Okay, everyone? Are you okay with the photos?
"Should we look in front of you one more time?" "It's an important place, isn't it?"
Otaku of the shogunate!
That's good, isn't it?
Then, let's go!
Otaku of the shogunate!
Moreover...
Yes?
Do you want to kiss?
Let's kiss!
Devil! Devil! What is it?
It's your lips!
Shut up!
That's good, isn't it?
It's as bad as nexeslimon!
Thank you very much!
Well, Jun-chan did stop him, but...
Yes, yes, I stopped him, Jun stopped me, and Sanzo was doing it...
So, I had no idea what Tanaka-san was doing at that time.
That's right, that's right.
Tanaka-san has been doing it for a long time.
If Jun-chan was here, I would have been relieved.
Jun-chan does everything for me, so...
It's not because you do it for me.
If Jun-chan was here, I would have been forced to do it.
That's right, that's right.
Well, until you got married, right?
Yes, until you got married, I'm glad you came.
Then, let's go to P-chan.
How many years of experience do you want me to stop?
According to Mikio-san,
I'm always checking the live broadcast because I'm worried about it,
but when I used to watch 27-hour TV at home,
I was bullied for my clown make-up like a guerrilla.
Moreover, Tsurube-san, who usually wears white make-up,
appeared on the show, but he was bullied,
and Tsurube-san couldn't appear on the show.
His wife called him and told him to stop,
and he managed to get his make-up removed by his manager,
but it's such a shame to ruin someone's make-up.
Tsurube is a barbecue.
Barbecue is enough.
This is a picture of that time.
This is it.
His eyes are gone.
That's true.
Really?
Really.
I'm scared.
He's a joker.
He's really a joker.
That's true. We were there too.
Were you?
We were there,
but during the commercial,
someone took us and we disappeared.
That's right.
When we came back,
we had all of our make-up removed.
Even if I'm out of breath,
it's fun because everyone's there.
When I entered the commercial, the manager came and said, "The president is in a bad mood."
I see.
It's bad. It's bad. It's bad.
It's bad, isn't it?
I said, "Please take off your makeup."
In the middle of the commercial, I took off my makeup and sat down.
After that, I didn't say a word.
I was scared.
Your tension must have dropped.
Isn't that good?
What?
Even if you say that, it's good because you're excited.
That's right about you.
To be precise, Tsurubessho is a statue.
So I've been wearing makeup since the beginning.
Tsurubessho doesn't want to go out like that.
So I forced him to do it.
Then I smashed the firewood again.
Then I pulled him out again.
I pulled him out.
What else?
You got caught.
I didn't pull him out.
You said it like you were doing your job.
I did Tom Cruise's commercial, too.
What?
Tom Cruise was in England, too.
He came to Itomo.
Tom Cruise came to Itomo and said goodbye to him.
He was very kind and kind.
He shook hands with all the customers of Alta.
He said a lot of things.
Natsuko Toda said a lot of things.
She tried to shake hands with us, too.
I was last, so I tried to shake hands with her.
I smashed the firewood.
She said, "Whoa!"
Natsuko Toda said, "He's a comedian! He's a comedian!"
What kind of comedy is that?
That doesn't make you a comedian.
Didn't you get scolded later? Like the agent over there.
I don't know. I wasn't scolded, but the person involved may have been scolded.
Even though it's Mission Impossible, I think it's too late to run away.
I didn't think you'd come all of a sudden like that.
What was Tom Cruise doing? Was he laughing?
Tom Cruise was already laughing.
That's why it's such a good start.
But at that time, Mr. Ota,
don't you have any hesitation about whether Tom Cruise is dangerous?
How do you feel about doing it?
If you're still comedians, you can still do it.
Don't you say "Tom Cruise" or anything like that?
No, I don't.
I didn't say it.
On the contrary, I said it because it was Tom Cruise.
I thought it would be more funny.
There are other exclamation episodes.
In Takeshi's "All Night in Japan", when Takeshi froze to death,
he played a big role.
In the opening, Takeshi said he was dead and made a big scene.
There was no fire or anything like that at the time.
Well, well, well, well.
However, the letter of protest went viral.
"All Night in Japan".
Also, in the election special edition of 2021,
Mr. Amari was praised for his work.
And he said to Mr. Nikai, "How long are you going to continue being a politician?"
and lost a lot of money.
Also, on "Japan TV" before,
there was a show called "Otasori".
Yes.
They often argued with politicians.
At the time, the show also featured the current Prime Minister, Mr. Ishiba.
They often argued with Mr. Ota.
That was also a highlight of the show, so it was good.
However, Mr. Ota couldn't control himself when he was heated up.
He had a terrible rage against Mr. Ishiba, who was the defense minister.
I remember being very nervous.
There is a video of that fierce argument.
Shall we watch it?
What's wrong with you?
I'm going to put up a face like that.
Also, on "Japan TV" before...
You were on a show called "Ota Prime Minister" back in the day, weren't you?
You often argued with politicians, and we got information from the staff at the time.
Prime Minister Ishiba was also on the show at the time, and he often argued with you.
That was also a highlight of the show, and I'm glad about it, but when you heat up, you can't control it yourself.
I remember that you were very excited about Mr. Ishiba, who was a defense minister, so you were very excited about him.
So, let's take a look at the footage of you arguing with him.
2006, start!
If I were Prime Minister, I'd be...
Secretary Tanaka!
This show is a political talk variety show where celebrities argue about various themes!
Mr. Ishiba was also on this show, and he often argued with you!
I'm former defense minister, Mr. Ishiba Shigeru.
If I were Prime Minister, I'd be...
Thank you for coming.
In the debate about election activities...
For us, election activities are not important.
For those of us who vote,
it's not like we vote,
but it reflects our opinions.
I know what you mean.
But if we're told that it's important to win elections,
we don't care about that.
That's why we make posters and post our disgusted faces.
What are you talking about?
On another day, he said something like...
You're a politician who protects Japan.
You're cool.
That's why you lose.
Oh, you didn't lose.
Mr. Ishiba was bitten by Mr. Ota.
Wow, that's interesting.
I'm sure you were passionate about it every week.
Yes, I was.
But you lost the election because of that.
No one knows about that show anymore.
How can you be so polite to a politician?
That's what happened.
Let's move on to Mr. Tanaka's story.
When you travel, you have too much luggage.
On a one-night-two-day trip, you bring your own backpack.
On a one-night-two-day trip, you bring your own T-shirt.
On a one-night-two-day trip, you bring your own jacket.
You want to be fully prepared for the trip.
I want to be as light as possible, so please don't.
But all of your clothes are small, right?
That's not the problem.
They're small, so they're not bulky.
Are you Mickey Mouse?
No, I'm not.
I'm just worried.
I don't like it when it's cold.
It's the worst, isn't it?
In this day and age, you do pee, so it's pretty necessary.
It's important, but I don't have pants to buy, and I always make my manager go buy pants.
You said it the other day, but you've been doing it lately, haven't you?
Last year, when I did a solo concert, I did a two-hour long-duration manzai.
I've been practicing in the dressing room all the time, and the moment it's over, I say, "I'm sorry," and I say, "I'm going to the bathroom," and I'm gone.
I was talking to the writer, and I was like, "I don't know what to say."
So I said, "He was holding it in."
After a while, he came back and said, "Well, it's over."
"What's wrong?" he said.
I peed in my pants.
Oh, no!
You scared me.
I peed in my pants.
"Hey!" he said.
"But you just went to the bathroom, didn't you?" he said.
That's... that's...
That's not it!
I didn't make it in time.
You're calm.
I've done it during a radio show.
I was doing it on a live broadcast, and it was close to the end.
He always says everything at the end of the show.
I don't know why, but sometimes he says something at the end of the show.
I've never said anything at the end of a show.
Isn't it good?
I've never said anything at the end of a show.
"What's wrong?" he said.
That's not it.
"Why don't you go to the bathroom?" he said.
"Why?" he said.
It's almost over.
You'll make it in time.
So I said something at the end of a show and it was over.
Then he said, "Sorry, I peed in my pants."
He peed in his pants!
He said, "I bought some pears."
He peed in his pants in the booth.
During the live show.
Even if he peed in his pants, he wanted to stay serious.
He wouldn't be like, "I did it!"
Because he's an idol.
Because he's an idol, he peed in his pants.
Idols don't change.
That's why he's popular among commoners.
That's his only charm.
His only charm.
Tanaka-san's "Chasing a cat and disappearing."
What?
He knows where a cat might be.
He has to go to his destination.
But he goes into a back alley, finds a cat and takes a picture.
He chases a cat and disappears.
He makes me wait.
I don't think everyone in the world knows this.
But the worst case scenario is that he gets caught and Tanaka-san gets caught.
That happens a lot.
Cats are the best.
That's right.
No matter if it's on camera or not,
when he says, "Let's go,"
or if there's even a little cat around,
he forgets about the camera and...
What's wrong with you, you idiot?!
It keeps following me!
Get out of my sight, you idiot!
Well, Sugi didn't waste his 1 million yen advance.
What's this?
Furthermore!
I thought he was an unbelievable genius.
The explosion problem was shocked!
Was there a disappeared genius?!
We found him!
Really?!
And tonight, for the first time in 30 years, we meet again!
Get out of my sight, you idiot!
By the way, look at what you're good at.
What you're good at.
No, no, it's a personal story, but I was in line with Mr. Tanaka two days ago, and I had the same job as P-chan yesterday, and I was applauded for four days in a row.
Thank you, thank you.
As I said yesterday, "Is it early to record tomorrow?"
"It's early tomorrow," he said.
"Oh, yeah, what's up? Shabekuri." "Huh? How long have you been recording Shabekuri?"
I was getting really excited.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I was a little excited.
I told you not to say it.
And at the dressing room, "Wait a minute," he said, and he put out his smartphone and said, "Are you serious? Is it this early tomorrow?"
It's the worst.
Sometimes it's early, isn't it?
There are people who do morning programs and it's early.
"It's shit tomorrow." "What is it?"
"Tomorrow's illusion." "Are you kidding me at this hour?"
No, in front of me, he said it all the time, and I felt like I couldn't be warmed up.
And when I opened the lid and looked at it, it was really shit.
Now, next is "Buying a million yen coin without permission."
This is it.
According to Mitsuyo-san,
when he saw Mitsuyo-san's credit card name card, he bought a million yen coin twice.
When I asked him what he bought, he said that he used a million yen coin too poorly and scolded him.
What is it?
I give a coin every day to Ryoshu's Buddhist temple.
I was doing ordinary coins, but when I looked it up on the Internet, there were 100,000 yen coins.
That's amazing.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
I thought there wouldn't be such a difference.
That's amazing.
It's on the second floor, and I put incense on it in the morning and go down right away and make tea and put it on the altar, but if it's an ordinary incense, I put incense on it like this and go down and go up to the second floor again, and in the middle of it, the scent of incense comes up, but that 100,000 yen incense is burned on the incense and when I go down and go to the kitchen, the scent is already there.
It's really fast.
Wow, I thought it was fast.
The important point is that it's not fast.
It's not fast.
I was looking for something faster.
But I thought it was so different, and when I was looking for it on the Internet, the 100,000 yen incense came out.
That's amazing.
If it's 100,000 yen and it's that different, if it's 1 million yen, I wonder how fast it is.
No, it doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
I bought it.
Then the president said, "What is 5 million yen?"
That's right.
Oh, I don't know.
Why are you trying to fool me there?
It's impossible.
You say that now, but at that time you get impatient and say that.
I'm saying the same thing as Ishiba-san and Toru.
What do you mean?
I'm saying that anyone can say it now.
Then I haven't changed, right?
That's right. You haven't changed.
Then it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter!
Then it doesn't matter.
Hurry up and continue!
Pay attention to the story of 1 million yen!
"What is this?" I said, "It's incense."
"You can't give out incense for 100 million yen," I was told.
In the end, it arrived, but it was confiscated.
I've never smelled that million yen flashlight before.
You haven't done it once yet?
Did it look fast? Wait a minute.
No, it looked really fast.
It's good, the speed.
In that flashlight-related episode,
Ueda-kun, who appeared on the Bakusho Mondai YouTube channel, asked me,
Which of my photos and the million yen flashlight you took, which do you want?
He said, "Well, I guess I'll just sit and watch."
So I asked Ohta for a photo shoot, but he said, "No, I'm not serious, guys," and refused me.
I thought, "That doesn't make sense."
To tell you in detail, he likes women who just sit and watch.
That's right.
It's okay for adults, just regular clothes.
It's okay for adults, just sit and watch.
When I see people who just sit and watch, I want to protect them.
What is that?
I don't know.
Excuse me.
You used to say it a lot before, but you don't say it now, do you?
I say it now, too.
You don't look at people now, do you?
No, I don't.
Adults don't sit and watch, do they?
If you look at people, do you want to protect them?
I want to protect them.
I don't know.
In Ohta Ueda, there's a director with a flashlight on the floor, right?
Yes, yes.
Sometimes I say it, too.
He says, "Excuse me, please stop sitting and watching."
I want to protect them.
Concentrate!
What is it? Concentrate!
Why don't you protect me?
And now, let me introduce you to the kids who are celebrating their birthday this year.
Is this you, Tanaka-san?
It's me.
Is this you, Pi-chan?
She looks like a girl.
She's cute.
I didn't know that.
She's always mistaken for a girl.
I didn't know that.
She's cute, isn't she?
I admired Akira of FINGER5 and grew my hair out.
Ota Hikari-san, born in Fujimi-no-Ci, Saitama Prefecture.
When she was little, she hated baby carriages and always begged her mother to take her.
When she was in elementary school, she admired Osada- haru and joined the boys' baseball team.
However, she couldn't participate in the official match even once due to miscarriage.
Also, at the time, she was quite mischievous.
She would stab a dog's poo with a stick and chase people around.
It's terrible.
Ota-san has a strong image of being independent.
Surprisingly, when she was in elementary school, she liked Kin-chan's laughter that didn't hurt people.
In the meantime, when she was in the third year of middle school, she was shocked by Beat Takeshi's radio show and woke up to black jokes.
However, since high school, she hasn't been able to talk to anyone of her classmates for three years and has been living in a dark age of zero friends.
That's right.
By the way, she was in the drama club in high school.
However, Ota-san was the only member of the club.
She appeared in a drama at a cultural festival, but the audience was only her teacher.
Also, Yuji Tanaka is from Tokyo.
When she was little, she was quite handsome and admired Julie.
She went to kindergarten as a provocation.
When she was in elementary school, she was loved by everyone.
When she was in high school, she was fond of Uchaka.
She admired Hiroshi Kume and her dream of becoming an announcer in the future.
When she was 18 years old, she fell in love with Kyonkyon.
She said she and Kyonkyon are hetero polygynous.
Tanaka met Oota in college.
Since she didn't have any friends in high school, she was aiming for a college debut.
During class, she beat up a professor and made a scene!
Tanaka was the first one to talk to Oota out of interest.
The two love to laugh and got along very well.
Tanaka dropped out of high school and solved the math problem.
Why is Oota called Oota?
Oota is a nickname she gave herself.
She gave herself a nickname?
When she entered college, she stood up and said,
Everyone, I have something to say.
My last name is Tanaka,
but I don't like being called Tanaka,
so from now on, please call me Oota.
And!
She got rid of Oota!
Wow!
She's not just good at math!
She's also good at girls!
She's a famous girls' pro-wrestling specialist!
And!
She cut off Matsumoto Dump!
Can't you come out and laugh like this?
If you want to be a real hero,
you should think about this baby face, right?
I don't think about it.
You don't?
No.
Why don't you think about it?
Why is Oota called Oota?
Oota is a nickname she gave herself.
She gave herself a nickname?
When she entered college, she stood up and said,
Everyone, I have something to say.
My last name is Tanaka,
but I don't like being called Tanaka,
so from now on, please call me Oota.
What?
She gave herself a nickname
when she entered college.
What did you girls say?
We were scared and didn't say anything!
You guys got scared so quickly!
We were like "Okay, we got it."
And Tetoro...what was his name?
Tetoro Torikyon Seijin and Uchaka were big fans of Kyon Kyon.
They were serious about marrying Kyon Kyon.
They were serious about marrying Kyon Kyon in the future.
At the time, Kyon Kyon was doing well as an idol.
Kyon Kyon was a new type of idol who was serious about marrying Kyon Kyon and had a boyfriend.
So I used to make fun of Kyon Kyon.
Kyon Kyon can't date you.
Kyon Kyon has a boyfriend and he poops too.
He can't do it seriously.
That's not true!
Kyon Kyon can't have a girlfriend!
Uchaka and Kyon Kyon are the same!
Why?
Uchaka and Kyon Kyon are the same.
Because they are Tetoro Torikyon Seijin!
That's not true!
Calm down. It's like 40 years ago. Calm down.
We can't calm down.
Kyon Kyon is human, okay?
That's not it! Kyonkyon is not human! Kyonkyon and Uchako are tetrapolitan saints!
Tetrapolitan saints, tetrapolitan saints...
What is tetrapolitan?
It's not a joke or anything like that!
Are you serious about this, Mr. Tanaka?
No, I'm serious. I'm serious about this story.
That's why I was doing it much earlier than Korinsei.
What are you talking about?
I know what it is today.
What is tetrapolitan?
I don't know. That's when it came up.
That's when you said it for the first time?
I didn't think about it or anything like that.
That's when I said it for the first time.
Did you say "Uchaka" yourself?
You said "Uchaka-chan", didn't you?
Yes, I said "Uchaka-wa".
You said "Uchaka-chan" yourself.
What's more, didn't you say earlier that you were an announcer you admired?
Was it when you were in high school?
You said "Uchaka Daihousou", didn't you?
"Uchaka Daihousou".
That's when I was in college.
Oh, you were a college student?
We were in the broadcasting club in high school.
We made a radio show like a show at a friend's house and recorded it on cassette tape at the time.
No one broadcasted it.
We just made "Uchaka-chan Daihousou" and recorded it on cassette tape for 90 minutes.
We made it like a show that lasted about an hour and made it even though we were amateurs.
We were college students and we said "Let's go to Shonan by car" and "Let's go while playing Sazan".
While we were playing Sazan's "Katten ni Shun no Ba" we ejected it and made a new version of "Uchaka-chan Daihousou".
Oh my god!
It's so scary!
You're a crazy man!
You've been doing "Uchaka-chan Daihousou" in Shonan for a long time.
I can't stop it.
What's wrong with you?
I can't stop it.
Is "Uchaka-chan Daihousou" funny?
It's not funny at all!
What are you doing?
Let's listen to it.
What's the opening song?
"Nakkomadamaru" "Uchaga Big Broadcast" Special Part 1!
Part 1!
This is "Nakkomadamaru"!
Good evening, every Saturday.
It's been over an hour since I did something today.
It's a "Uchaga Big Broadcast" that's three hours late.
It's amazing that it's a special today.
It's getting more and more popular and I'm losing my voice.
Yesterday, I was very confused.
Welcome new students.
There were a lot of seniors I didn't know.
Today, "Uchaga Big Broadcast" was canceled due to karaoke.
My voice is like this now.
It's raining again today.
I thought about it, but what is March and April when it rains?
It's just raining.
What should I do? It's going to rain soon.
It's been raining for four months.
My grandfather hated rain and wind in the past.
That's normal, isn't it?
But my grandfather has changed there.
He got angry with the rain.
He gets angry when it doesn't rain.
But my grandfather has his own way of thinking.
He was a science teacher.
How can it rain?
He got angry with the rain based on all of them.
I still have this image.
That's why "Uchaga Big Broadcast" is special.
Everyone, please listen carefully until the end.
My name is Yuji Tanaka.
That's terrible.
While I was going to Shonan, I thought about it.
This is terrible.
This person is terrible.
It's getting more and more popular, isn't it?
It's nothing.
I've already put on a song.
This week's best 10 is Seiko.
Last week's first place was two ranks down.
It's a shame.
Seiko, what did you do?
It's all for the ranking you decided.
It's 11th place.
It says one part.
There are two parts.
It's special.
It was there.
I admired it and everyone was copying it.
I'm sure you're all doing it on YouTube now.
I also ran on YouTube.
I also ran on my own.
I ran on my own and YouTube.
That's great.
This person is your classmate.
No way!
Babachin!
Can you introduce him?
He's my high school friend.
He's not your high school friend.
The person next to you is...
It's Miki.
Miki!
You know Miki, don't you?
It's been a while.
He was introduced to me at college.
Babachin has a lot of fights.
He has a lot of fights.
I'm sorry.
Have you had a lot of fights since you were in college?
Everything Hikari said is true.
Is it true?
It's true.
I'm not lying at all.
Didn't you say anything like, "This guy is dangerous," "Why are you fighting," or "Stop this show"?
I was so scared that I couldn't lie.
You were so scared that you couldn't lie.
You made me shut up.
Do you have any other memorable memory?
I went with Yobi High School.
It was the first year of my senior year.
All of a sudden, in such a good season of the 18th district,
he said, "Are we allowed to study?"
So we got on the train.
We got on the Yamadate Line and said, "I'm the son of a rich man."
We heard it and gave it to him.
Yesterday, my dad bought a yacht and said it in a loud voice.
For example, "How much is it?"
About 200 million yen.
He said that on the train for a long time.
Didn't you say, "No, no, no, let's not do it"?
No, I was so scared that I couldn't say it.
I was so scared that I couldn't say it.
Do you remember anything, Miki?
When Tanaka-kun wasn't selling well and went bankrupt, we always played with him.
Oh, yeah.
There were a few friends in the dark age.
Like, "Your impersonation is not interesting."
We taught him a lot of things about entertainment.
Tanaka-san was like a teacher.
He was making stupid mistakes.
Like becoming Kumei Hiroshi or Toshi-chan.
He was dancing like a fool wherever he went.
I told him not to do it because it was annoying.
I forced him to do it.
I see.
It's interesting, isn't it?
"Uchagachannan" is a word we used when we were playing Mahjong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Uchagachannan" is a word we used when we were playing Mahjong.
I see.
I and Tanaka...
I can't stop complaining.
They are worse than him.
They are really worse than him.
That's what happened and I made a mistake and asked for a wedding speech on behalf of my friends.
Oh, I see. Your wedding speech.
Yes, my wedding speech.
And he kept lying about everything.
And in the end, we got divorced in no time.
Why?!
I don't know about that, but...
No, no, no!
You broke up with Miki!
Miki, you're not at fault!
Why did you break up with Miki?
I didn't break up with her!
It was our third marriage.
Third?
No, it was second.
If you can't say it, you're taking a sudden breath.
Either one of us.
I'm getting weak.
Your defense is weak now!
I want to say something to Ueda.
You're doing it now to make Tanaka regret it, right?
He doesn't regret it!
Even if I say it, is it useless?
It's useless.
For example, at this age,
you think you should have studied hard or worked hard.
But, Tanaka never thinks like that.
What he thinks is,
I should have done more pachinko,
I should have done more mahjong,
I should have played more.
That's all he thinks about.
I can't do it anymore!
Why are you so angry?
It can't be helped.
But you tried to fix it, didn't you?
I didn't fix it!
We fixed it together and this is the result!
You didn't fix it!
You came to pachinko with me!
But I...
Miki, your defense is weak!
I feel like the mystery has been solved.
That's right.
That's the root of it.
Everyone says it.
What kind of prank is this?
Why is Tanaka like this now?
Miki made it like this.
Miki!
And there is a genius who young people thought was amazing.
Who is it?
Maybe you don't know.
There was a pin entertainer named Samejima-kun.
When we first appeared on "Live! Live! Dance!"
Did you know?
You don't know, do you? You might know if you see it, right?
If you see it, you might know.
He's from Tanegashima.
He's almost all by himself. I don't know what he's doing, but it's just funny.
It's crazy, but once you're hooked on it, you can't stop laughing.
He's a genius.
His face is definitely a laughing face.
It's like a comic book.
The genius who disappeared due to the book issue is now...
The laughter issue that debuted 37 years ago.
He was called "Takeshi's best" and was said to be "Otapro's best entertainer."
Two years after their debut, Otapro aimed to do what they liked the most.
However!
Their work was extremely limited.
They lost their chance to perform their songs.
In an era of inequality...
Although it was a book issue, they performed once a month.
That was Masayuki Watanabe's comedy show "Ramama."
At the time, they were doing "Ucchan Nanchan," "Pink Telephone," and "Dachou Club."
However!
The genius who praised the book issue was...
Kochian's entertainer, Shinichi Samejima!
Once he fell for it, he couldn't get out of it and was shocked by its addictive character!
This is what Samejima-san said at the time!
Tanegashima's genius, Shinichi Samejima!
What's up with you?
Suddenly he disappeared from the comedy world, and for more than 30 years he has not dared to raise the issue of explosion.
I think he's gone home without saying anything.
From there, it's completely normal.
This time, the staff worked hard to find Mr. Samejima and searched all over the country.
I found it!
Really?
I'm happy.
Mr. Samejima is here!
Mr. Samejima, please come in!
Mr. Samejima!
Thank you very much!
You haven't changed! You haven't changed at all!
You have a nice smile!
You don't look like you would do something like that!
It's been about 30 years, right?
It's been about 30 years.
Mr. Samejima, do you have any memories with the two of you at the time of the explosion?
Mr. Oda looks like he's in a hurry right now, but he's quiet and naive.
He's always thinking like this.
That's what I think.
Mr. Tanaka and I played baseball together.
Don't you remember that?
We played baseball about twice.
He threw me a great ball.
I'm sorry.
It's not a memory as an entertainer.
By the way, did you know that you fell in love with Mr. Samejima right away?
I didn't know much about it at the time, but later on my friend told me about it on the radio and I was very grateful for it.
I thought you two were geniuses, but why did you quit?
I was alone, so I didn't think about good things, but I thought about the future and became anxious.
So you became a boss of a company?
Yes, I worked for that company for a long time.
By the way, you said you wanted to be an entertainer again.
Is that so?
After I quit, I went to a comedy store with my friends.
What was the result of the comedy store?
The result was that I didn't know what I wanted to do.
It's been like that for a long time.
You said you wanted to quit Gun, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You said you wanted to quit Gun, didn't you?
I can still do it.
Please do it.
Gun is Gun.
Gun is Gun?
Yes.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm sure you're in a good position at the company now, aren't you?
I'm in charge of it now.
I'm looking forward to it.
You're in charge of it.
I don't know anything like this.
I don't know.
I see. You've blown away a little, haven't you?
I've blown away.
So, in short, this is an underground live show.
There's a lot of laughter in a sealed space.
When this Sam-chan came out, I fell in love with this world.
It's so interesting that I can't breathe anymore.
I can't believe it.
We thought you were a genius.
Did you have a feeling that the Bakusho problem would be active from that time?
No, I've been laughing a lot since the first time I came out of the live house.
It felt like a masterpiece.
Do you have a message for the last two people?
Oh, I'd like you to give me the last message.
Oh, you're still sleeping.
When I was in my 20s, I admired the world of laughter and jumped into it.
When I was doing it back then, I really thought it was a youth era for me.
Thank you so much for creating a place where we can meet again like this after so many years.
Of course.
Congratulations on your retirement this year.
Congratulations on your retirement.
I'm nervous.
Is there anything you'd like to say to Mr. Samizawa from Mr. Tanaka?
Samizawa, we're doing "titan live," but this time...
If you're invited, would you like to do it?
If you invite me, I'll think about it and do it.
Are you serious about doing it?
I'd like you to invite me.
Can you come up with a story?
I'll think about it and do it.
Do you have any messages for them?
I don't have anything.
Do you want him to be careful in the future?
I think you should change it.
Tanaka was enjoying his own radio show called "Uchaka Daihousou" when he was a high school student.
In addition, when he was a college student, his friends made him an idol-style music video.
The video was taken when he went on a trip to America.
Do you two have any messages for each other?
No, we don't have anything.
We don't have anything.
Do you want him to be careful about this kind of thing in the future?
Or do you want him to change?
He hasn't changed at all.
In the first place, he's trying to ruin his life.
Is that so?
I really don't think we're in a dark age.
I don't think we're in a dark age.
You were having fun every day.
We're not in such a fun age.
You won't stop.
You said you didn't have anything.
Among my friends in the dark age...
You're still talking.
I'm the only one who's standing up.
He's already sunk in.
Miki, you should have a Titan Live, too.
You should have a Titan Live, too.
It's a Kanaga-san song.
The second half!
The girls love it! Reiwa's Girls' Pro-Wrestling Special!
Why are you here today?
There is a girls' pro-wrestling team in Stardom.
Now, New Japan Pro-Wrestling has become a parent company of Stardom.
I used to be the president of the company.
Today, I will participate in this match with these members.
In order to convey the charm of Stardom,
there is a popular VTR of Reiwa's girls' pro-wrestling.
Wow!
Five popular girls from among the strongest girls' pro- wrestling organizations in Stardom have gathered.
My favorite girls' pro-wrestler No. 1, TAM NAKANO.
She beats her opponent with overwhelming attack power.
She is a popular and capable strongest wrestler.
Next, Natsupoi.
If you make me mad, you're in big trouble!
Next, Dump Matsumoto, a gokugaku legend, has nominated...
...Tora Natsupoi!
And Kanitani Saya, the current champion of Stardom.
Next, a popular wrestler who boasts of being "sexy" as soon as she enters Stardom, Shirakawa Mina.
Tonight, Tanahashi, who ranks first in his favorite wrestler rankings, will also show us the charm of Reiwa women's wrestling, which is also popular among old- fashioned men.
I think the wrestlers of Stardom know quite a lot about Balthasar.
That's right. I watch him almost every day.
They're really bad. They're really, really bad kids.
He's sitting there a little bit.
Are you sitting there because you were told by Soichan and the staff to sit here?
That's right. I was told to sit here.
You listen to what she says honestly.
Well, it can't be helped.
It can't be helped. That's great.
What is the charm of women's wrestling, for example?
When we were young, we could only use basic techniques.
But nowadays, women's professional wrestlers use more elegant and flashy techniques because their bodies are softer and lighter than men's.
For example...
Koguma style Yoshitonic!
On top of that, she carries her opponent and turns around!
She pushes her lower body with her legs and brings it to the goal!
Special Pottering!
Natsupoi, do you have any moments where you thought you were going to die?
Well...
I've fought with Tam-chan in "Kanaami" before.
From "Kanaami" to "Chu-zuri"
I lost consciousness and my legs and hands went like "blam!"
I was falling, but I was pulled up.
And I fell from a height of 2 meters.
My hands were shaking.
When it was over, Tam-chan, while trying to pull me up, came up to me and said...
Natsupoi, are you okay?
I'm okay!
There's no way she's okay!
Because she's her teammate!
I was worried!
There's a lot of fun involved, too!
There's a technique called "Romaie" by Shinsuke Nakamura.
It got in here, in my eye.
It's called "eye fracture".
The bone in the back of the eye broke.
And the muscle that moves the eyeball got caught in the broken bone.
So I can't move my eye left and right anymore.
My eye is always facing this way.
So I went to the hospital and had surgery.
There's a little scar here.
But when I cut and sewed it, I have two right eyes now.
Wow!
You look like you just got out of the hospital!
So cute!
Miya-san, you're working hard!
You're amazing!
For example, for Nakano-sensei, isn't it hard for you to maintain your body shape and eat?
That's right.
In a match, it's okay to take a picture.
But if you look at it and realize you've gained weight, you'll find out right away.
So...
Don't say "so"!
I'm trying to manage my diet and exercise well.
No, it's not like you're trying to move properly in a match or anything like that.
You're the cutest idol in the universe, right?
Well, well, that's true, but...
I'm trying to fall in love with a person with a head and eyes.
Oh, and how do you do it?
I go up to the corner like this and appeal like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, you found me!
And if you have any other charms?
It's rare to have a money ball match.
The one who catches the money ball on the ring wins.
What do you mean?
If you catch it on the ladder, you win.
Yes.
Oh, he caught it!
It was a dream!
What was it like? Did something happen when you did it before?
When the money came in, I heard that Tora had some of them.
What?
The money?
Yes, the money.
I heard you were explaining about it.
Yes, I was explaining about it at the time.
It was a transparent ball.
And there were a lot of 10,000 yen bills in it.
And in the middle of the match, it broke a little.
By accident?
Yes, by accident.
And there were a lot of 10,000 yen bills flying around.
I thought, "Now is my only chance."
No, you can't!
You can't!
You can't explain about it like that!
Take off your microphone.
Oh, there is such an accident case?
Is there? Let me see.
That's bad.
And also, Gokakujo Danbu Matsumoto vs. New Japan Pro- wrestling president Hana Honshin!
Can't we come out of this place and laugh?
If you want to be a real hero, you think about this baby face, don't you?
I don't think about it.
You don't think about it?
Why don't you think about it?
The Money Ball Match is...
A battle to steal a treasure chest with cash in it!
When the money broke, Tora had some of it.
What? The money?
The money.
Oh, there is such an accident case?
Is there?
Let me see.
Here is the video of the match!
The Money Ball Match is...
Both teams have to get the ball to the other team, or both teams will be out of the game!
Now, it's the turn of the stars!
And, about three minutes after the match began...
A player climbed up and tried to reach for the ball!
Hey, hey, hey!
He kicked the ball and it went straight for the ball!
And then...
Here's someone who's been working all night!
Tora is a thief.
Please report him to the police.
He didn't say a word during the interview.
Tora is a thief who steals money!
He's desperate!
It's a moment of crime!
Poisonous evil is also developing.
It's not just hitting people in the city.
It's stealing money!
It's theft!
So you went to steal it.
I went to steal it.
I kept it in my heart so I wouldn't give it back.
But it became a big deal behind my back and I didn't have enough money.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
You won't give it back, will you?
I was surrounded by about five staff.
They kept asking me questions.
It's heinous evil, but you gave it back.
You want to confirm it, don't you?
By the way, Tora...
He's wearing this kind of makeup and he's a heinous evil wrestler.
In the past, his hair was long and his makeup was cute.
Take a picture of him.
A picture?
No way!
He's cute.
He doesn't look like a heinous evil at all.
Look at his nails.
What? Stop it!
Why are you doing that?
He's got sakura mochi nails.
I often tell him I love him.
You're a girl.
Yes, I'm a girl.
You don't tell him that, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't, do you?
I always tell him that 10 seconds before I enter the room.
10 seconds before you enter the room?
I don't tell him that!
You do!
Why?
He's the one who's in love!
No, no, no!
Even though he's playing his own song,
I tell him "Natsuko, I'm sorry, can I talk to you for a second?"
But I'm the one who's trying to love him right before he enters the room.
Tora says "Shut up! I'm trying to make up my mind before the match!"
Well, I'm listening...
Stop it!
Tanahashi-san, you can't do that as a wrestler!
Well, I'm concentrating in front of the gate before the match, so I can't do that.
You can't think of love right before the match, can you?
I can't think of it.
I can't think of which protein is delicious or something like that.
As a wrestler.
Tanahashi-san, can you tell us about Shirakawa-san?
Shirakawa-san is famous for his footwork.
It's a classic wrestling technique, but he's reviving it now.
Oh, really?
Why did you stick to footwork in the Reiwa era?
If everyone was going to do flashy things, I'd focus on one thing.
I'd attack with my feet, sleep with my feet, and do a footwork.
I'd do a tap-out.
I like Muto Keiji-san and Ric Flair-san.
It's amazing that you know Ric Flair-san generationally.
So, please listen!
I've been listening.
So, I met Ric Flair-san in America.
We said hello and talked about how I was a wrestler.
We were drinking and getting drunk.
I thought it was my chance and said "Woo!" in front of Ric Flair-san.
After I said "Woo!", he said "Shut up!" and got mad at me.
What kind of episode is this?
Well, that's the kind of wrestler he is.
What kind of wrestler is Shirakawa?
Do you have a lot of contact with the president?
Yes, we do.
There was a time when a foreign airline negotiated with us.
Tanahashi is often updated on social media.
He had a T.A.N.A. sticker on his suitcase.
And it became a hole.
Only "A.N.A."
"T" came out of it.
By the way, the plane he was on was JAL.
Oh, I see.
And I tweeted about it.
I thought it was a cute tweet.
And I met Tanahashi at the airport.
And I was pulling my suitcase.
When I looked at my suitcase, it had a "T.A.N.A." sticker on it.
What?
On purpose?
I think he did it on purpose.
He was trying to make a topic.
I thought he was so professional.
I wanted a good one.
By the way, what happened to the container?
When the container came out of the luggage, the seal came off.
He said the seal was on it.
So I bought a spare one and put a "T" on it.
A spare "T"?
I don't have such a spare "T".
I don't have a spare "T".
I just bought it.
You're lying.
Do you have a spare "T"?
It was attached to the suitcase.
You use "T" a lot, don't you?
I used it a lot.
You're lying.
I'm sure you're lying.
It's true.
Kamintani, do you have a lot of settings?
When I went to the Hokkaido expedition in Stardom,
New Japan Pro-Wrestling also had a Hokkaido expedition.
I was walking at that time.
I saw a big tank top with a big aura.
He was wearing sunglasses.
I thought he had an aura.
When I saw him, I thought he was President Tanahashi.
Even in winter, even in Hokkaido...
Even in winter, he wears a tank top?
What is he doing?
Even if you hang it up, people will know who you are, right?
He looked like Hiroshi Tanahashi.
I thought he was amazing.
Even in winter, he wears a tank top?
You're mistaken.
I'm not mistaken.
Do you have any settings?
Settings?
I don't have any settings.
You have some, don't you?
When we had a match together...
Oh, you had a match.
I used "T" a lot.
You're lying.
I used "T" a lot.
You used "T" a lot?
I only used "T" a lot.
You respected him because he was strong, didn't you?
Well...
Yes, I did.
You didn't say anything.
You knew him, didn't you?
You saw him on TV.
Of course.
You met him.
How was it?
Well...
I thought you were talking nonsense.
No, no, no.
Don't make fun of him.
You look exactly like him.
Fukuda, you and Arita-san have been doing professional wrestling YouTube together.
You know a lot about it, don't you?
I've been doing Arita-san's YouTube, professional wrestling YouTube, with her.
She was called to comment on the match at Stardom.
We were called together.
That's right.
You can finally comment on it.
That's right.
Have you been there?
I've never been there. I've never been there.
Fukuda hasn't been there.
What are you talking about?
I'll go first.
Thank you very much.
I'll go first.
So I was watching it.
I said I couldn't do it.
At first, I refused to do it.
I came from Stardom.
I said, "Don't refuse me."
I said, "Go ahead."
Then she really came out.
So you don't know anything about it, do you?
So I was watching it.
She's good.
What happened when you were doing it together?
There's something I found out.
Fukuda likes gals.
Gals!
That's right.
Gals support her.
If she had bangs or blonde hair, I'd say, "She's beautiful."
I'm trying to go over there, but you're stopping me here?
Yes.
Get out of my way.
The winner of the 600cc race, Masumoto Ranpu, is beautiful!
By the way, check out his specialty. His specialty.
Now, terrorists vs. stardom, the most relaxing movie!
It's complicated.
Why?
What is?
It's a ridiculous situation now.
What is?
It's ridiculous.
There is a player called "Nakamotamu" here.
And there is a player called "Kamitani" over there.
They are fighting a lot.
That's right.
They are fighting a lot.
They are fighting for retirement.
What?
That's right.
Oh!
That's why we came out of there together.
It's not like we're doing it.
That's right, that's right.
It's not like we're doing it.
Oh, I see. It's pretty tough in here.
And the match that led to that is...
The match between Naka and Tam, who have been stripped of their titles, and Ayesha and Taito, who have challenged each other many times.
The loser will have to deal with Taito. That's the special rule for this match.
Taito will not only carry the title, but also use it as a weapon and take it to the sky!
Finally, a fierce kick to the face to settle things!
The loser is Sadamori!
Hey, Nakano Tama, is this really the end of us?
But...
I can't accept this!
Then, let me give you one last chance.
What will you bet on next?
I'll bet on retirement!
If you bet on retirement, I'll bet on retirement, too!
Crying or laughing, this is the end of us!
If you lose, you have to retire.
This is the last time!
It's been a while since I've been in this situation.
I can't believe I'm here.
That's right.
But I can't miss Stardom now.
I've been watching it every time since that tournament.
There was a big match at one time.
I thought I had to win it.
The commentator is Fukuda.
Fukuda!
I'll do my best!
It's a pretty tense situation.
That's right.
It's hard.
You're about to retire, aren't you?
You're already out of breath.
I'm sorry. What are you feeling now?
I cry every day even if I don't do anything.
You're lying.
What?
I'm about to be fooled!
You're lying!
You're always lying!
I'm not lying!
Why do you cry every day?
I don't want to retire.
Kamitani doesn't want to retire, does she?
I don't want to retire.
For you, it's time to say goodbye.
You're already out of breath, so you're about to retire.
If you lose, you'll say "I'm about to retire, too!"
But you don't know what will happen.
You don't know what will happen.
You have no choice but to do it.
On the backstage of the show,
Tam-san sometimes cries when he's happy.
He's a leader of his teammates.
He sometimes cries when he's happy.
When I look at Natsupoi,
he's always smiling.
Natsupoi!
He's always smiling.
Why is he the most strict to his teammates?
Is it all a lie?
It's all a lie.
It's not all a lie!
Most of the time.
He's trying not to laugh.
I ignored it and tried my best, but it was so bad that when I said a really good line, I said, "Hey, don't laugh."
You said it!
Don't say it!
I'm sorry, but now I know when to laugh even if it's garbage.
Yes, that's right.
And according to this information, Natsupoi and Shirakawa are very afraid of dumps.
I hate it. I hate it.
Why do you hate it?
It's really rough and I'm jealous even if I get hit.
Yes, there is also poison cutting.
And when I was in the ring, there was a zombie that dump prepared.
So...
A zombie that dump prepared?
Yes.
Can dump prepare zombies?
Yes, dump prepares zombies.
And what annoys me the most is that when I'm called "variety" or "female pro wrestler," dump always appears.
But we're in our first year now, so we have to appear.
Why is he appearing?
Where is he?
Since I was a newcomer, I've been beaten up a lot.
I've done a commercial for a game once.
And even though it's not a game, he brought a serious one-two punch and when I couldn't do anything, he hit me right in front of me.
Really?
I thought I was crazy.
I'm scared.
So it's not a game.
Yes, it's not a game.
But you admire him, don't you?
I admire him. I love him.
By the way, look at what he's good at.
What he's good at.
By the way, look at what he's good at.
New Japan Pro-Wrestling President, Tana Hashi!
You're in a place like this, and you can't just laugh about it?
If you want to be a real Heel...
You think so, right?
I don't think so.
You don't?
No.
Why don't you think so?
By the way, look at what he's good at.
What he's good at.
Please help me!
Taras, Taras, are you okay?
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
But it seems that Tora respects you very much.
I'm glad.
But you can't go out with me, can you?
You can't go out with Babyface and laugh.
Why don't you say no?
Why are you going out with me?
You can't go out with me.
She has self-consciousness.
She can't go out with me.
No matter what you say, I won't go out with you.
I won't go out with Babyface.
You can't go out with me, can you?
Why are you pretending to be crying now?
Ouch!
Boss!
Taras!
Boss!
Taras!
Boss!
What do you think of me?
You're my senior.
You're my senior, right?
You're my senior.
How many years have you been my senior?
I can't count how many years you've been my senior.
You're right.
Yes.
You can't go out with me and laugh like this.
If you want to be a real hero, you should go out with Babyface.
You think so, don't you?
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
No.
Why don't you think so?
You can enjoy this show on TVER and Hulu.
You can't go out with me and laugh like this.
If you want to be a real hero, you think so, don't you?
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
No.
Why don't you think so?
First of all, in order to liven up women's wrestling, we need to make wrestlers famous.
Why don't you make them famous on the ring?
On the ring.
In order for you all to come to the match venue, you have to make a face and say your name.
You have to make a face and say your name.
It's the other way around.
But you can't laugh together, can you?
I think so.
You think so?
I think so.
You think so?
I think so.
No, no, no.
Tanahashi-san.
You brought them together, didn't you?
It's just a friendly group of five of them.
It must be like you are going to sing together.
Are you fighting for singing together, Tanhashi-san?
Mr. President.
Ma'am.
We haven't fought in the meantime.
You haven't fought yet, right?
It definitely hasn't happened yet.
You haven't sung at this moment in time to announce your confession, Dan-tsun.
No, I haven't.
I sang a few songs even after I took a break.
You released it, didn't you?
I released it, but it was after I retired.
Oh, is that so?
And I've never sung it in the ring.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Well, Tora, you can release a song after you retire, can't you?
If I retire, I don't care if I release a song or not.
Oh, it's okay, Tora.
If you retire...
For now...
Don't think about singing.
I haven't thought about it.
You haven't said a word about it.
You haven't said a word about it, have you?
I haven't said a word about it.
Don't think about singing.
We're going to play a big game.
Don't laugh and come out with me.
I feel like I'm more nervous.
You'll quit if you lose, won't you?
Yes.
You'd better not.
I'll quit if I lose.
I'm the one who's going to quit.
Oh, I see.
If you say that, I'll say, "Don't mess with me."
Don't mess with me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Are you teaching her acting now?
Don't mess with me!
You don't mess with me!
I've been doing pro-wrestling for my whole life.
I'll never lose!
That's enough.
You don't have to say it back, right?
If you say it back, I'll hit you.
You don't have to say it back, right?
If you say it back, I'll hit you.
You don't have to say it back, right?
If you say it back, I'll hit you.