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Unforgettable adventure and fun!
Until the end of the world, it's one ball!
And now it begins!
Tonight's special event, one ball!
Gold medal award!
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Now, "one ball" has passed 500 times from the beginning of the show to the 15th anniversary of its airing!
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Therefore, tonight, just behind this Olympics,
various action scenes challenged by the members will be held!
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You have been appearing since the beginning of the show, but this memorable location has left an impression on you.
There are many locations, but the dolphin show at Oarai...
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I was able to boast about it to everyone in the world, and also to my grandchildren.
Recently, you joined Yumeppe, but you have been watching it as a viewer for a long time, right?
Yes.
Do you have any impressions of it?
When I was watching it with my family, I really love Nakaosuka's YouTube videos.
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Even now, in my room, I really love the videos I take by myself.
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Yokozo-chan, which one is your impression of it?
I also like Nakaosuka-san's YouTube videos the most, but...
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Both of you don't say anything like "no one will climb with you", do you?
If you say that, you are a "big girl".
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Is there anything impressive about Ten-chan's jokes?
Ah, but...
Didn't I say that?
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First place, gold medal award.
First, track and field.
Imoto versus Cheetah, miracle of 100 meters race.
I've been thinking about it for a while.
Is there a fence between these two?
No.
What?
If Cheetah comes and eats me, I'll eat him until his bones fall off.
How many seconds will the animal world's best sprinter run 100 meters?
Let's start the race!
This is amazing.
Get ready for your position.
This is heavy.
Both drivers start at once.
Cheetah is running.
Goal!
On the other hand, Imoto...
He's only 50 meters away.
Wow!
This is Cheetah's record!
6.5 seconds!
Imoto is in last place.
But look at this video.
Cheetah and Imoto are rarely seen together.
It's a race that brings back old memories.
Wild Daiko's high heel race.
Will Wild Daiko win?
She looks old.
No, she doesn't.
She looks like an old lady.
The time of fate has come!
Everyone is in position!
The moment of tension!
Go!
No use! No use!
Now, it's a turnabout!
Miyagawa is in 5th place!
Now, the battle begins!
Miyagawa is coming!
No, no, no!
Will he be able to chase him up?
Is it over?
The winner is Lance Powers!
He showed overwhelming strength and scored six in a row!
And now, Miyagawa is in...
5th place!
He scored in 5th place!
The winner is Lance Powers!
He didn't win the championship, but he was able to chase Miyagawa up!
And now, the turnabout section!
Only when you pass the turnabout, you can make a hole in the waterfall!
Murakami and Crosser are in the lead!
And now...
Only when you pass the turnabout, you can make a hole in the waterfall!
More! More! You have to dig more!
It's shaking!
You can read the shaking of the turnabout with a sensor...
And you can control the waterfall with a computer!
It's the best turnabout!
It's amazing!
Your master will be healed, too!
It's really fun!
And at that moment...
Huh?
Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Um...
Watch out.
Ma'am, are you okay?
Look, is it jammed?
It's constantly shaking.
[Laughing]
It's falling down!
[Laughing]
He also draws a cool swing.
He swings the swing vigorously and dives under it.
Wow!
This is amazing!
Makaoka also tries this.
I'll finish it in one shot.
The one who draws the swing is a newbie YouTuber, Hodor.
Hodor. Hodor.
But you have a character.
Thank you.
Makaoka dives under the cool swing.
Let's do it!
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First of all, he swings the swing vigorously and finds a good timing to dive under it.
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Can Makaoka dive under it?
[Laughing]
It's powerful!
[Laughing]
It might be difficult.
Well, Hodor...
It's like...
Wow!
[Laughing]
I hesitate to go under it.
So, this is "Fake 2".
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He swings the swing vigorously and dives under it.
[Laughing]
Next!
[Laughing]
Oh!
Wow!
Go! Go!
[Laughing]
It's dangerous.
[Laughing]
Go under it!
All he has to do is escape!
Can he do it?
The impact was...
...Hollywood-sized.
Next up, the bicycle section!
The challenge is to make a woman who can't ride a bicycle ride a bicycle.
If you put this on, it's hard for me to ride a bicycle.
It's for safety.
And...
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Cameraman Onodera.
If the era was different, he would be executed.
If he can hit one place, he passes.
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
No matter how many times he tries, he can't even climb up a bridge.
This is hard.
Usually, when a 76-year-old falls, he gets up.
But no matter how many times he falls, he gets up.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on!
But in his 20th attempt, there's an unexpected accident.
OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ouch! Ouch!
OK! OK! OK!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
The quiet age is back.
Oh, my God!
It's been that age since that New York...
It's out!
Next, wakeboard bicycle.
This is a wakeboard bicycle.
If you pull this bicycle with a string, you can go up the water.
Then, show us the example!
Basically, it's a failure.
Then, show us the example!
Show us the example!
The first one to challenge is Yoshiko!
Be careful!
Can she do it?
Wait! Wait!
I'll do it!
It's fast! It's fast!
Next, Oshima!
It's scary, isn't it?
Three! Two! One! Go!
It's fast! It's fast!
Oshima fell into the water.
Next, Okarin's...
I'm about to die.
Okarin's winning streak!
Wow, look at that! And it's so high up!
Wow, it's beautiful!
It's 150 meters above sea level!
And it's a three-wheeler for aquaculture!
Look at this! This is an aquaculture three-wheeler!
Aquaculture is just a normal thing!
It's just a normal thing!
It's not just about holding your breath and putting up with it!
Kids...
Don't you think so, kids?
Pulling a three-wheeler from a distance of 150 meters above sea level!
Inside the pond...
As you can see...
It's three meters below sea level!
Is Black okay?
I don't know...
Look at this!
It's no longer Black...
It's no longer Ucchan...
It's Snowji!
Black! Can you make it back alive?!
Move!
Oh, black is gone!
My helmet...
Oh, black is gone!
My helmet sank...
Oh, black...
Uchimura-san's waves...
Black's waves...
Oh, beautiful waves! Beautiful waves!
Oh, black!
Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there!
Black!
I'm black!
When Uncle Helmet Black Talmon came out of the water,
we expected him to look like this.
But in fact, he came out of the water as just a desperate father.
What's up, little kids?
Oh, you're back!
Little kids, we're going to eat you up!
Oh, you're back!
Do you want to ride with us again?
Next up is the Martial Arts Club.
Sisters Challenge Martial Arts Festival!
It will be held in Berlin and Serbia.
What? A fight?
In such a stressful event, her sister also participates!
Her opponent is Sandra-san, a 17-year-old girl.
Let's have a match!
Sister is leading.
On the other hand, Sandra is leading.
What a great victory!
That's enough of that!
Let's stop the referee here!
That was a good match!
Would you like to play with me next?
Let's do it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Let's do it!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
I lost everything!
Matches are also about praising each other's skills.
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Next up is sports karate.
Sports karate is a sport where you compete in various martial arts, gymnastics, and weapons.
It's like an action scene in a movie.
Now, sports karate!
You're cute!
Haiya!
Haya!
Yah!
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
It's hilarious!
You have to hit yourself hard.
Ouch!
Ha! Ha!
Oh, how strange!
It's strange!
Since then, sports karate has changed.
I laughed because of the reality show.
I fought an American soldier.
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If you can do this, you can finally be recognized as a person with a kick.
I understand.
Then I will also get off.
I will practice and take you home with great satisfaction and dissatisfaction.
Who is it?
Dokamen.
First contact.
Two guys in front of me.
That's amazing.
Ouch! Ouch!
And on the 13th day...
Finally, the time has come!
Yes!
Two soy milk!
I'll cut it with a chopstick!
You can do it, you can do it!
Wow, wow, wow!
Hey, you can do it!
Wow!
There are words in it!
Oh, wait a minute!
Wow!
Don't you want to do it?
I'm interested in it and I'll buy it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Go! Go!
Gold medal award
Next is "cup holder"
Yoshiko's "ryuju"
It can go up to 150 km/h
Winter sports ryuju
Yoshiko's first experience of "ryuju"
Then
Yoshiko's first experience of "ryuju"
What's wrong?
I hit it so hard
That's why
It was like this
Next is "boxing club"
Kangaroo
"Kangaroo" and "Kangaroo" are filming a boxing video
They lost ...
It's big!
"Kangaroo" who was 150 cm before
Your chest muscle is ...
Wow!
It's stretched!
"Kangaroo" is really strong
If you are caught, you can't run away
I've never heard "Kangaroo" is dangerous
"Kangaroo" vs "Kangaroo"
"Kangaroo" versus "Kangaroo"
Towing.
Punk visual rush.
It's coming! It's coming!
Help me! Help me!
Wait a minute!
You idiot!
It's so big!
It's not scary when it's small.
When it suddenly comes out...
Kang-woo?
Nakaoka calls for Kang-woo.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
There is a dog behind Nakaoka.
Oh, no!
A bird is eating me! A bird is eating me!
Look! Look! Look! A bird is eating me! A bird is eating me!
A dog is trying to eat a bird!
A running bird, a running dog, a helping Nakaoka, and an aunt who is a dog's owner also join in.
In addition, Kangoo is sparring over there!
It's chaos in the school!
I don't like this kind of journey!
I don't like this!
In addition, Kangoo's poop is stuck in Nakaoka's ass in this happening.
It's like a painting. It's an artistic OK.
In addition, sap boxing.
On unstable saps, they will hit each other until one of them falls.
I will join in, too.
What?
Can I join in, too?
Nakaoka, you are experienced.
I will join in, too.
The world's tallest Nakaoka will fight against a dog.
It's time for me to kill you!
If you want to kill me, kill me!
You always look up from below!
Fight!
The enemy is weak!
Why did you come here?
I'm glad you came here.
I will kill you again!
Next, animal boomer!
Sisters push away snake master!
In order to make snake master's statue, they will take a two-shot photo with snake.
He's going to throw you!
I won't!
Look at his face!
I won't!
Look at his face!
He's going to throw you!
Yes, yes, yes!
OK, OK, OK!
When they've calmed down, they'll take a two-shot photo.
Don't be scared! Don't be scared!
And at that moment...
I won't! I won't! I won't!
It's time for bull raping!
Using shouting voice to provoke a bull.
And...
This is acrobatics bull raping!
I'm scared of bulls, too.
But there's meaning in overcoming it.
I'm sure you can do it.
Chamohan, Yun and Jackie Chan!
The three of us, 30 years old, Spartan X!
What's wrong?
I'm doing bull raping in Spartan X, Spain, in Jackie's movie.
I feel like I'm 30 years old.
Please don't forget about me.
His opponent is a one-year-old boy.
He's quite powerful.
I can't do this!
It's OK! You're actually capable of it!
Don't come near me!
No! Stop it!
Now, Miyazo! Dodge the bull!
No! No!
I met sadness for the first time in my life.
Even if my eyes are closed,
deep inside,
I felt sadness.
After that,
I tried to spread my weight
with my arms and legs,
but I fell down again and again.
I tried to spread my weight with my arms and legs,
but I fell down again and again.
I'm tired of my cheeks.
Please give me a round of applause.
I don't want to see you anymore.
I'm tired of my cheeks.
It's endless.
It goes on.
Gold medal award.
Next, patience category.
Grape festival.
They compete how many grapes they can eat in one minute without using their hands.
First of all, you have to peel the skin.
I'm going to start with the jam and eat the rest later.
Go!
Grape pie eating fast start!
Wow, amazing!
The time limit is one minute.
They eat grape pie while dancing.
I'm going to choke.
It's hot!
He's choking.
It's cold.
I can't eat it.
I think I should swallow the pie in my mouth.
But I can't do it anymore.
I'm about to die.
No, I'm serious. I'm going to laugh.
I'm about to die.
My stomach is...
It's clogged.
I can't eat it at all.
You can't eat it at all.
I can't eat it at all.
Seriously.
Let's go back and go to the branch office.
The next one is high-speed nose swallowing.
Nose swallowing is when you flush water from one nostril to the other nostril.
It is said to prevent colds and prevent hay fever.
It is usually done in this kind of container, about 500cc.
Use this pump and swallow 5 liters of nose swallowing at high speed.
It's my first time.
Jason is a teacher of nose swallowing class.
Every morning when he is nose swallowing, he came up with this device and technique to make students enjoy it.
Nose swallowing is not done in liters, is it?
Then, high-speed nose swallowing challenge, start!
At first, he thought he would stumble, but in the morning, his nose swallowing potential is amazing.
He is not discouraged at all.
He is a citizen.
The water makes him even more excited.
There are only a few left.
And then...
It's my first time.
A minor accident occurs.
And finally...
Even though he makes the citizens panic, he finishes it in 3 liters.
By the way, everyone, please don't try this at home.
This is not good.
Next up is the love department.
He and his wife are forced to ride on a waterfall during their vacation.
And when they return to the hotel...
A graceful moment.
It's disgusting for you to say such a stupid and funny voice.
And his wife gets angry with him.
Mark is the stupidest.
You're stupid. You're such a failure. You suck.
What do you mean you suck? You could get entangled.
You could get entangled.
You're a chimp. You're a chimp. You're a chimp.
And their love continues.
I also saw sea turtles.
Wild ones?
Yes, I saw a lot of wild sea turtles.
They're this big.
Really?
Really!
Aren't they sea turtles?
No, they're not.
They're sea turtles, right? They're that big.
You guys hate losing so much!
You know those round ones, right?
No, we don't.
They're sea turtles, right?
I also saw sea turtles.
Yes, I saw them.
They're sea turtles!
Why do sea turtles win and sea turtles lose?
Thank you for your hard work!
New medal award. Next is balloon department.
Enter the balloon and change into the costume prepared there.
From here, put your upper body in and take off your shirt.
Since the mouth of the balloon is narrow, it is difficult to enter the lower body.
It's hot! It's hot!
They even took off their underwear.
It's hot! It's hot!
They took off their underwear!
Next up, athletic club members!
Cylinder Sweeper!
Can it go around while dodging the rotating bar?
First up is Yoshiko!
You can do it!
Leave it to me!
You can do it!
Is it okay to run like that?
If you don't run, you won't make it one by one.
She carefully checks the timing.
Solo's Pitchfork.
While dodging the spinning stick irregularly, she runs over the trampoline.
Can you do it?
But...
I can see the goal.
That's right.
I'll go the other way!
You can do it!
Now!
- Now! - Oh, it came out!
Over there!
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
What's going to happen now?
What's going to happen?
She's being shot up, but it's a direct hit!
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry!
Next up is the performance section!
Bottle Cap Challenge!
You have to use a bottle or a bottle cap to open the cap.
And now, a video of her doing this as a cosplay is also popular!
First, from the daytime...
Kawabanga!
And the well-known "turtles"!
I've never seen one before, but...
Kawabanga!
Next up is Yoshiko!
Kawabanga!
Master, please grant me my wish!
I am your servant!
My best friend!
Oh yeah! My happy friend!
Look! Look!
Your best friend!
He's gone.
Wow!
Go get the best friend!
Master, please grant me my wish!
Here we go!
You've never seen it, have you?
No!
Running human model
We're going to paint your skin with human organs, blood vessels and muscles.
We're going to teach children how to do it.
That's right.
Ms. Gillian has been painting human skin and animals' skin for years.
She's been all over England.
It's fun and easy to understand, but Ms. Gillian's motto is...
Let's get started!
Today, we're going to teach you how human bodies work.
Come on in!
The venue is full of Asako's appearance.
What are you thinking about?
Do you feel out of breath?
That's a good question!
Let's go outside and try it!
Outside?
You can go, but you won't get caught!
What do you mean?
The human body is also counted.
Run as hard as you can for the children!
Go!
It's easy to understand, but the teacher is more...
Rule!
Let me explain.
To move the body, you need oxygen.
But if you do intense exercise, oxygen in the body will be used up.
Then, the body will try to take in a lot of oxygen quickly, and it will be hard to breathe.
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm sorry if it's just my imagination.
Doesn't it have anything to do with reality?
And also, Hollywood makeup!
Makeup artist, Lucia!
Then, I'll show you my work!
Oh!
This is "Sylvester Stallone"!
I know it!
What is it?
Actually, it's me!
Wow!
Lucia makes herself up and looks like a celebrity.
She's a master of impersonation makeup!
Wow!
She transformed herself into various celebrities.
It's a hot topic all over the world!
Wow!
This is also important!
It's him! Him!
This time, let's have them be Sylvester Stallone!
However, please watch the completed form in the image of the movie "Rambo"!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Ha, ha, ha!
Wow!
The first half is clear!
Clear!
Wow!
They're coming back!
It's not an easy win!
Wow!
Gold Medal Award.
Next, Say Abraman.
Farby's "O.N.N.G."
She's one of the female comedians in "N.A.V.E."
Okay, I'm going!
Her strength is her team spirit.
She's determined to swim for her teammates.
Are you okay?
I'm here.
This is bad.
Calm down!
Wow!
This is...
5 minutes left!
Surprisingly, I could see everyone's faces,
so I couldn't concentrate.
You can do it!
As a result...
I'm going without cheering.
Huh?
I see.
I'm nervous.
I see.
Farby's "O.N.N.G."
I'm going to swim, so you can't see me.
You can't see me.
No one's watching her swim.
She's a rare comedian.
I'm very happy.
I'm happy, and I want to cheer for her,
but it's very complicated.
It's like she's saying something.
I'm nervous.
I can see it.
She's nervous.
Farby's "O.N.N.G."
The one who made her suffer is...
Nelly!
She's swimming and her face is pale.
I can't eat it anymore.
She's swallowing it.
All right!
But will she go into the sea with determination for everyone?
It's a mysterious rule that no one can see it.
And Eniel, who has been challenging for a long time, has retired due to running out of time.
It's not enough, is it?
That's right.
Wow, you're doing your best.
I'm a beginner.
No, you're doing your best.
Thank you for coming all the way.
Everyone is here.
Barbie is here.
What song was she going to cheer for Barbie?
Please.
"Swallowing It".
"Unfictional" by Hirai family.
Are you okay?
Fushiku's favorite lyrics.
"Swallowing It".
Next, she will challenge swimming solo medley.
Ready, go!
Even with this, she can't float.
However, her legs are too weak to float.
Moreover, she adjusted the angle of the underwater camera herself.
However, she managed to swim 25 meters.
Now, let's see her backstroke.
Her backstroke is worse than butterfly.
Please do your best!
Now, let's see her backstroke.
Her legs are too weak to float.
I'm so happy!
Oh, no! I'm burning! I'm burning!
Her legs are too weak to float.
However, she will show her strength of fear from now on.
Oh, no!
Hang in there!
It's not swimming anymore.
It's like taking a bath.
You can do it!
However, her legs are too weak to float.
Hang in there!
I'm telling you again and again, but you're not watching a slow-motion video!
You're watching a full-on crawl!
You're holding your hands up!
The last 3 meters!
You can do it!
The last 3 meters!
3!
The goal is 2!
3!
You did it!
And with a miracle of luck, he reached 100 meters!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
100 meters, well done!
Well, to be honest, it was really tough.
Yes.
In the first butterfly, I got tired in the middle of it, and in the next two pieces of crawl, it was hell.
Yes, it really was.
Do you want me to call you "back finger"?
No, it doesn't matter.
I'll call you "very, very back finger".
Reality reveals itself!
Physical exercise!
"Do your best, you bastard!" project!
This time's challenge is physical exercise!
I can do it!
I can do this!
But what awaited them was the world's toughest exercise!
You can do it!
You're funny.
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