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A mysterious adventure balance.
The end of the world miracle!
Now, it's started.
Tonight, in memory of the 100th anniversary,
the world festival that Miyaba Daisuke, the festival man, went to,
99th miracle special!
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The festival plan is a very popular plan that continues from the beginning of the program.
Last year's Kakeashi Festival, the festival participated in 99 times!
Thank you very much!
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By the way, Miyaba has visited 27 countries and regions.
The total travel distance is about 803,600 kilometers.
It's about 20 times of the earth's area.
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He has participated in 99 festivals all over the world.
But, even in these 99 times,
one-third of them are in Thailand.
[Laughter]
One-third of them are not enough.
Thailand is really a festival-loving country.
[Laughter]
Daisuke is amazing in that,
me, an entertainer,
if I can't do it, I can't succeed.
[Laughter]
Entertainer?
[Laughter]
I'm good at it.
I'm good at it, too.
I'm good at it.
Success is success.
But, even if you succeed and get a good rating,
you can't do it,
but you can do either of them.
[Laughter]
I think this is the greatness of entertainers.
It's definitely interesting and great.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't understand it at all.
[Laughter]
I don't understand it at all. I don't know anything.
Then, let's go and see the 99 miracles of the world's festivals
and the famous backstage scenes.
To the end of the world!
Let's go!
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This program is subject-related.
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Mitsubishi Electric, Shimizu Construction, Suntory, Kaoh, Honda, and E.ON.
Matsuri Otoko Meibamen Award
The world's biggest milk festival.
Here we go!
Is it 6th or 5th?
Here's the show!
Men are drinking a liter of milk.
Miyagawa said before the competition...
I may show you something disgusting.
But Matsuri Otoko can't lose!
Here we go!
Two men are already drinking a liter of milk.
Is Miyagawa still drinking?
Now! Now! He's drinking!
Now, he wants to turn things around!
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But they're still fighting!
The competition isn't over yet!
They're moving on to the second round!
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But they can't drink all of the milk they wanted!
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The audience is cheering!
Matsuri Otoko is trying to live up to their expectations!
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Only half left!
The world's biggest milk festival!
Now!
Can you do it?!
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He's passing at an incredible speed!
He's shining like a baseball star!
The match is over, but the festival man hasn't retired yet.
He's pushing forward with his stubbornness!
You did well. You don't have to quit!
He'll get to the goal, even if it's by force!
He's a man of festivals!
Is it a start?!
Miyaga loves it!
He's drinking it all up!
Ah! What's wrong?!
What's wrong, Miyaga?!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
Hang in there! Hang in there for me!
Miyaga! He's hanging in there!
Oh, no!
He's running in a straight line!
Somehow!
I want more!
I can't take it anymore!
The Australian team wins!
Next up is the grape festival!
It's a festival where you can eat as many grapes as you can in one minute without using your hands!
First of all, you have to peel the skin, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to start with the jams and eat the rest later.
Go!
The grape festival starts eating fast!
Wow, that's amazing!
The time limit is one minute!
Even though it's a festival, you can still eat grapes!
Wow, it's amazing!
Try it!
It's hot!
It's a special ingredient.
It's cold.
I can't eat it.
I thought I shouldn't swallow the pie in my mouth.
But I can't do it anymore.
I'm about to die.
No, I'm serious. I'm laughing.
I'm about to die.
My stomach is clogged.
Even if I spit it out, it doesn't come out at all.
It doesn't come out.
I'm about to die.
I'm serious.
I'm going back to the branch office.
Next is the world-famous cheese toro dashi festival.
When I say "ready, set, go",
I want you to see how enthusiastic I am.
This is Cooper's Hill, one of the most famous hills in England.
The slope is 35 degrees and the distance is 180 meters.
People are afraid of getting injured.
They don't know if they will win or not.
They can't even jump high.
This festival is so dangerous that the government has issued a ban.
Since 2010, it has not been officially held.
Take a look at this world-famous festival.
World Cheese Festival!
Let's go!
He won 2nd place in "Knowing or Not", a future that will change his life for the better.
On the other side of the river, there is a parade full of people.
The next day, the British national anthem was played.
You can call me a weirdo or a fool, but I won't call you a coward!
A talent who has a regular show in Japan won 2nd place!
The British people will never forget the name of this brave festival man.
The man's name is...
I love you, Miyazawa!
Next up is the high-speed race, "Miyazawa Daiko's Decks".
Will Miyazawa Daiko win the festival?
He doesn't look like it.
Now, the time of fate has come!
Everyone is in position!
The moment of tension!
Now, let's turn things around!
Miyaga is in 5th place!
Now, the battle begins!
Last Spart!
The top player, who has won the championship five years in a row,
is showing an overwhelming race!
Now, how about Miyaga?!
Will Miyaga come?!
Miyaga is here!
Will he be able to catch up?!
Will it end here?!
The winner is Lance Powers!
With an overwhelming race,
Miyaga has won six races in a row!
And now,
Miyaga has finished in 5th place!
He didn't win the championship,
but his driving betrayed expectations!
Next up is Miyaga, Takei, and A.D. Fujino's trio manzai.
That is, when Takei performed a festival theme song
in front of a crowd of people.
Excuse me.
Are you sure you know Daisuke-san's usual theme, Rocky's...
- No, I know it! - ♪ deku deku deku deku ♪
- No, it's already... - Yes.
- ♪ deku deku deku deku deku deku deku deku deku deku deku deku deku deku ♪ - ♪ de! ♪
- ♪ de! de! de! I can't do it at all. - ♪ da! da! da! ♪
- Can you do it with me? - Sure.
- That's my job! Do you know that?! - I'm sorry.
It's "de de de" but it's "de de de"
What can you do?
I think the chord is different.
Chord?
Yes.
The chord is...
What's up?
I was playing the guitar for a while.
Can you play it?
I'm not sure.
- It's perfect, isn't it? - It's so cool!
- Wow! - That's it! That's it!
- Wow! Cool!
- It's perfect! - Perfect!
- Awesome, awesome, awesome, Endo-kun! - Yes!
- Everyone, you still have something left in your ears, don't you?
- While you're at it, Hayao! - Yes!
- Do your awesome, awesome, awesome thing!
- The passionate battle between men begins now!
- What do you think you're doing?
- You know...
- Where's your warmth?
- Hayao-chan!
- Wow!
- Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome!
- It's funny!
- It's like a flamenco!
- The first match is between Miyagawa and Tegoshi.
- Tegoshi is in charge of eating and Miyagawa is in charge of martial arts.
- Okay! Okay!
- Tei!
Oh, it's cauliflower!
I'm going to eat a lot of food today!
It's hard for me to lose my courage.
Every once in a while!
Okay, let's eat!
Itadakimasu! Cauliflower, itadakimasu!
Wait, wait, wait!
Water, water, should I drink water?
Water...
Should I take off my clothes?
It's wet!
It's wet.
It's harder than usual today.
It's harder than usual.
It's hard.
It's scary, it's scary!
That's right.
There's water in my nose.
My nose...
It's scary.
Next up are Miyazawa and Imoto, who are addicted to mud.
That's mud festival they participated in together.
Make your feet smaller and run with constant rhythm.
Anyway, they continue to move their feet lightly.
Nice!
Not bad!
Go!
Wait! I can't run!
My shoulders won't move!
Nice!
My shoulders won't move!
My legs won't move!
Wait!
I said we'd go together!
Help me!
Move!
I really can't get out!
I can't get out of here!
Ten!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Eight!
Nine!
I can't get out!
Thank you!
I'm saved!
Thank you!
Move!
Help me!
It's him!
Please, help me next!
Help me!
Move!
Hey!
Take this off!
Take off your skirt!
Take his skirt off as well!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Think of a way to pull it out!
Next up is Uchimura vs. Tegoshi, a serious battle.
Of course, Mr. Uchimura is my senior.
But I'd like to drown you in this cold water!
Please!
Listen up, kid!
Listen up!
I'm not saying you're young!
I'll show you that this is art!
I'm putting in 50 years of my career into this fight.
And I'm a father of three in his 50s.
On behalf of all of you, I'll show you a dream.
Ready...
Go!
- Miyagawa. - Yes?
- You're not cut out for this. - No, that's not true.
I'm sorry, fathers in your mid-ages.
You can't show your dreams.
I think you're too old for this.
Next, Tegoshi Yuya's serious frustration.
It was at an Indonesian swimming festival,
when Miyagawa and Tegoshi faced off for the first time.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- Let's do a good show. - Let's do a good show.
- Let's do it.
Comedians versus idols. A battle of traditions.
A serious showdown between men and women.
Tegoshi goes to the left, and Miyagawa goes to the right.
But both of them fight desperately.
Who will win?
Miyagawa wins!
I did it!
Their fight began here.
Calmly, the invitation letter has arrived from all over the world.
An invitation letter from Thailand.
The content is...
Do you know what it is?
It was written in Thai.
Thai people will read it for you.
I don't know!
I don't know what it is.
What is "chinko rei"?
Is it a joke?
It's a car.
A car?
I don't know Japanese.
How long have you been in Japan?
Nine years.
An invitation letter from Italy.
I love Miyagawa.
Do you want me to drink it?
An invitation letter from Italy.
So, for Mr. Daisuke Miyagawa, how are you? Do you remember me?
Last year we had a party together at the Soap Box Party.
It is said that this year, the 16th...
So you can say it in Japanese?
Soap Box Party...
Soap Box Party?
Yes!
Soap Box Party?
Yes!
To Soap Box Party?
Yes!
What does "Soap Box Party" mean?
It means "the 16th".
I don't know!
An invitation letter from Italy.
Can you translate this for me?
Well...
This is...
I don't like it!
It's annoying to translate!
An invitation letter from Thailand.
Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes...
I can't read it every time!
I can't read it!
Can you read it for me?
How are you?
Yes, I'm fine.
It's been a while. How are you?
Yes, yes.
In May...
Yes.
We will have a Soap Box Party again.
I'm sorry, that's all I know.
Is that festival famous?
No...
It's like a festival among Thai people.
Japanese Soap Festival is...
Gion Festival, right?
And...
What else?
Tienjin Festival and Kanda Festival.
What?!
Next up is a musical by a one-of-a-kind dance team, "Ana to Yuki mojou".
This time, it's actually a three-person festival.
A three-person festival?!
From here, the magnificent prelude that took five hours of filming begins!
Like a dream...
Ow! Ow!
I'm sorry! Are you alright?
Yes, I'm fine.
I'm sorry for being late.
I am Prince Tegoshi of Johnny's Kingdom.
I'm the festival guy, Miyaga Daisuke.
Tell me, what do you like?
Festivals!
Aren't you the same as me?!
What do our guests like?
Ah, we're together again!
Can I say something funny?
Go to the festival with me!
Can I say something even funnier?
Of course!
Can I say something even funnier?
Won't you invite me and Uchibura-san?
Of course!
You must not wear this helmet.
If you do, terrible things will happen.
I'm scared. My power is getting stronger and stronger.
Until you can hold back your power, close all doors in the dressing room.
Try not to meet people as much as possible.
Hide your power from people around you.
Uchimura-san!
Let's go to the festival.
Open the door.
Let's fight together.
Why can't we do this?
We used to get along well.
Why can't we see each other?
I want to be alone.
I don't want to see anyone.
If I take off this helmet,
everyone will notice me.
But this time,
I want to dream.
I want to cry.
Now...
I'm born again.
Uchimura-san!
Can we stop now?
It's too long!
All seven of them participated in "Snowfall Festival".
One day, a message arrived at Miyagawa.
This is bad!
No one's here yet.
Oh, someone's here!
Be careful of that.
That's Chan, right?
Hey, Chan!
Chan?
There he is.
There he is!
He's doing it seriously.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Go home.
Vintage furniture.
Huh? Huh?
What's that? What's that?
What's that? He's holding something.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
He's holding grass!
Oh! Oh!
He's holding it!
There it is!
Ocean...
Ocean's Panetta.
And the fifth person is...
Huh?
He's dancing.
He's dancing!
He's serious.
What is it?
What are you doing?!
Yūya Higashi!
The sixth person is...
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh
I didn't think of that.
Who is it?
Matsuri Otoku Famous Scenes Award
Next is "Gakuya-hen" by Daisuke Miyagawa.
Over the past ten years, various dramas have been born in Miyagawa's Gakuya.
First of all, his "threatening-hen".
Whoa, you scared me! Hey, you scared me!
This month, it's festival season again.
That's sad.
His greed...
Miyagawa was wary of being threatened.
Then...
Whoa, you scared me! Hey, you scared me!
What are you doing?!
Miyagawa, I've been following you.
Whoa, you scared me!
Eventually, it became a controversy.
Your Honor,
during the Matrimony Campaign...
What?
Did you know that Japan is going through a hard time?
During the Harry Potter Campaign...
Hey!
Everyone, this month's math teacher is doing it.
Is it okay if you don't give me a lecture all of a sudden?
I have to support Harry Potter.
From that wall, you can go to Thailand.
What?
Then I'll go first.
No, you go first, Thailand.
Can you go there?
Then I'll go.
Yes.
Wow!
What?
He went!
He went to Thailand.
Can you go there?
Then I'll go.
Okay, let's go to Thailand!
Go, go, go.
Why?
Oh, it came out! Just a little!
In Hiragawa's dressing room, there are various performers on a regular basis.
Damn it!
Let's go again! Let's go again!
You're the only one who's done it!
Can you do it?
Let's go again! Let's go again!
Let's go again!
The season of festivals has come!
Let's go again! Let's go again!
Please! Please!
Let's go! Let's go!
Yeah!
We couldn't leave any tickets.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go and meet the kids!
Look at them! Look at them! Look at them! Look at them!
Let's join our shoulders and look at them!
The festival is over and the kids are screaming "oh, oh, oh!"
But the festival is tomorrow!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you very much!
What is it?
It's hot!
What is it?
It's hot!
What is it?
Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my!
Oh, my!
It's amazing!
It's like a movie!
Wait a minute! It's hot! It's steaming!
It's steaming!
Don't let me go!
I'm going!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Something came out!
What is it?
What? What?
No way!
Sakadachi?
Hitoru!
Oh, my!
Omg!
It's amazing!
What?
No way!
It's impossible!
What should I do?
I don't know!
What should I do?
It's hot!
My stomach hurts!
It's steaming!
Hey, you!
What is it?
Don't fight in public!
If you fight in public, you'll get a punch in your throat!
Hey, you!
No, it's not like that!
That's right!
Hey, you!
Calm down!
Hey, you!
How can you be so rude to a festival man who is proud of Japan!
I won't forgive you, festival samurai!
I'll kill you!
Calm down!
How can you be so rude!
Hello!
Miyagawa-san, the festival season has come again this month.
Has the festival season come again?
The famous scenes of "Festival Men" are...
Miyagawa Daisuke's complaints.
Miyagawa Daisuke's complaints?
First of all, Snow Kell Festival in England.
Snow Kell Festival.
To be honest, I don't feel like practicing at all.
Look at this.
No, it's not like that.
If you take it from this side of the camera, it will shine and look like a beautiful river.
I want you to take this.
This.
This!
It's a dove, a dove.
A dove.
A dove of a farm in the mountains of England.
Can you do it?
Yeah, let's do it.
No, this is cheap.
This is cheap.
If it's not properly made, it's like drinking water.
This is a big deal.
I don't know what's going on.
You can tell by wearing it.
It's cheap.
It's not something you shake.
This is cheap.
On the other hand, this is the high heel race in America.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
Is there anything else that's not pin heels?
This is a high heel with thick heels.
That's better.
Not pin heels.
What is it? Tell me.
This is cheap.
You can tell by looking at it.
This is cheap.
You can tell by looking at it.
If it's expensive, it's cheap.
It's 600 yen.
Don't talk about it.
You can tell.
This...
It can fall.
I know you want it.
But look.
It's asphalt.
They don't even have it prepared for you.
You can't do it.
I'm not crying, what's wrong with you?
They're good at this.
That's right, European bamboo boxing.
Excuse me, this river...
It's dead, right?
But...
They hit him hard...
And he fell into the dead water.
Look at me slowly for a moment.
I...
I want you to hit me properly.
This hurts my face.
I'm not saying I'm a talent, but I'm an entertainer.
But it's strange for an entertainer to participate in a game with a face.
I'm the only one who participates.
Do you want to do it in the 90's?
It's dangerous, so wear a headgear.
You can see it when you see it.
I'm not protected.
I want you to protect me.
I don't have a nose or anything on me.
And at the California festival in Thailand where he participated with Egos...
One, two, one, two...
I'm running.
Wait a minute.
It's strange.
Let's walk now.
I was running in the second half of the race.
I couldn't walk in one direction.
Can I say it?
As soon as I arrived...
I'm still limping here.
My feelings haven't changed.
You like dogs, right?
Yes.
Think about it.
What do you think about an old dog being pulled up and walking like this?
I feel sorry for it.
I want you to stop doing it.
That's what I'm doing now.
I'm happy now.
I'm doing it now.
I see.
I'll try it once.
I'll try it.
I'll try it with you, Daisuke.
One, two...
Wait a minute.
It's too much.
It's not that old.
This muscle is amazing.
That's right.
It's thick, but I like it.
Hamstrings.
Hamstrings here.
Hamstrings.
Stop it.
Hamstrings.
It's not Hamstrings.
It's Inari.
What do you think it is?
It's not Hamstrings.
It's Inari.
Is it iron?
It's not iron.
There is nothing spread out.
I can't even make a booth.
There is nothing like a bench.
Can you give me a pipe wheel or something like that?
I have an ID. What can I do for you?
Now, let's look back at the 99 festivals held by Miyadou Daisuke.
Wow!
Wow! It's a big hit!
It's a big hit!
I want you to see my enthusiasm when I say "Ready, go!"
You're going back soon, right?
Okay!
Go!
What's going on?!
Go!
This is really heavy.
Wow, gross!
We can't lose. That's for sure.
Yes!
Hurry up! I can't! I can't! I can't!
It's hot in here. I'm the only one who's sweating in this world.
But that's the spirit of Matsuri.
How is it, Miyagawa?!
He's been racing!
The first place is...
...the winner!
He's been racing for a long time, but...
...Awashi's sword!
Miyagawa! Miyagawa!
It's hot!
Is your nose turning?
It's hot!
(Hit)
He took a step forward and reached the top!
(Curry, curry, curry, curry)
The first round goes to...
(Hit)
Close to the end
Somehow
Somehow they hold on
Hold on
Now it's a pitch
Oh no
Miyagawa Art
Just now
Fell down from his knee
Here it comes
Miyagawa Art
In the middle, Miyagawa Art
Right side of Teppei
Kept up with Miyagawa Art
Now, it's over 1-1 with the champion
It's a strategy neither of them will give up
Wow, it's fast
This is faster than anyone
Now it's a break
A break for now
The rules are actually only for cutting
Hit it
No way! This can't be! No luck! What's going on?!
Miyagawa is thrown into the river!
I saw it. You're number one in the world.
He throws it! How's that?!
He did it!
Miyagawa is trying his best! Last spurt!
Ow!
One ball, one strike. Crying or laughing, this is the last match!
That hurt!
Now, is it better to concentrate?
Wait a minute, stop it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Give me a break!
Ouch! Ouch!
As usual, he is exhausted!
Ouch!
But his feelings are moving his body!
Ouch!
Miyama is running very excitedly!
Go go go go!
He's accelerating!
He crashed!
How about speed?!
There's a backdrop!
39th lap!
What?!
Paralyzed!
Miyama's face is all red!
Team #1 won!
He's off to a quick start!
This has a lot of gears in it.
Miyagawa's eyes are not giving up!
He pulls out his hat and puts on his pants!
And...
Miyagawa's eyes are not giving up!
Oh no! This is bad!
First mistake!
Is his love for his wife on fire?
At least for Elvia!
Now, they've separated!
How about Miyagawa?
Oh no!
Miyagawa is down!
His goal is more than 4 meters!
Hop!
Step!
Jump!
This water is life!
If it's like this, I can do anything!
Start!
He's diving in!
Miyagawa...
Let's do our best.
Miyagawa said,
Even 10 years from now,
it'd be nice if we could do
this stupid show together forever!
Oh no!
Miyagawa's eyes are not giving up!
You're kidding me!
Orange is thrown at once!
I'm 45 years old this year.
I can't practice.
Miyagawa Last Sport!
I want to eat at least one more thing!
It's really difficult and scary, but...
Beyond that...
There's something interesting about this festival.
I'm getting excited.
Miyagawa is swallowed by the waves!
However, the hat hasn't disappeared!
You're kidding me!
The festival man continues to run with all his might!
It's like watching the final episode of the Olympics.
Please tell us about this 100th festival.
I'm going there with a big guest.
It's really interesting.
I hope you'll watch it.
Thank you.
I'm the festival man!
I did it, Miyagawa!
I'm getting excited.
I want to win.
I have to win.
Orange is thrown at once!
A special guest joins in!
Matsumoto Chin!
You haven't done this before, have you?
No, I haven't.
You feel good now, don't you?
I don't feel good.
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