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Now, it is decided.
Tonight, we will have a world tour of "Chingu Hunter Asako".
Also, we will have a Japanese-only tour from the hot springs.
First of all, Asako will be the first "Chingu Hunter".
Well, I am a little embarrassed to say this, but she will be wearing a sailor uniform.
I see.
I just want you all to be happy.
You are a fool!
Now...
It is a drama.
I think it is already over.
It is already over.
You can do it!
I thought you could do it.
You could do it, but...
But you are wearing a strong perfume.
You are wearing a strong perfume.
Wait a minute.
You are a fool!
What is that smell?
You smell like a duty-free person.
Duty-free?
You smell like a jungle!
This program is brought to you by...
Next week, we have a behind-the-scenes program.
"New Hunter Asaki World Tour"!
Their team is...
Popular overseas travel destination, Taiwan!
Hello!
Hello, hello, hello!
We are Asaki!
I am now in Taipei!
Now, where are you?
Well then, look for Asaki!
Last time, in Taisei's park,
he was doing laughing yoga!
Originally from India, laughing yoga
In Taiwan, which is known for its health law, there is a big break!
This group is a laughing yoga group with 40 members in all of Taiwan!
Ito Asako! 47 years old!
Recently born, but...
not here!
Asakura's report on such a brave Taiwanese!
I tried on the sailor uniform for now, but it's very harmonious!
I've never heard of a senior entering with a junior's joke as a ticket!
I'm looking forward to it!
First of all, they'll challenge the popular Instagram in Taiwan!
Taiwan's Instagram beauties will teach us!
First of all, it's here!
Is it famous?
A shop where Instagram lovers gather, Ponja G Pie!
What's sold here is...
Giant hot chicken!
This chicken is hot anyway!
It's hot!
But, they won't post this hot face on Instagram!
It's popular how much you can stretch the cheese inside!
Since everyone started competing for stretching cheese, sales have increased tenfold!
The highest record so far is 4 meters and 20 centimeters!
Asako also thought of trying it!
The wind is getting stronger now!
It feels like a storm!
It's as expected!
But...
The beauties are stingy!
We'll do anything, even if it rains!
No problem!
This cheese chicken, while it's fresh and hot, it's important to challenge it.
Moreover, if you bite cheese with your teeth, it will cut you, so you have to pinch it with your lips.
The rest is teeth!
When it cools down, the cheese won't stretch, so you only have one chance!
What are you doing?!
If you prioritize cuteness like this, you'll only get a normal record.
Now, old woman, show me what you've got!
It's hot!
It's hot cheese, you know.
That face is no longer an old woman, but an old man!
If you don't have cuteness, you won't get a record.
I'm happy, but I can't go near the cat's tongue.
Next is the world-famous Instagram photo.
Fruit dress.
It's difficult. It's difficult, but it's cute.
Look at it. It's like she's wearing a fruit dress.
I see.
Now this has been posted all over the world and has become a boom.
Isn't this a cute trend?
Like this.
First of all, make a dress with fruits.
Green is fine, too.
An additional dress is completed with this.
No?
Now, finally shoot!
Yes!
I thought it might be fun, but
I don't know what to do.
I haven't heard anything from Asako yet.
I wonder if it's fun.
Where is the site?
The world-famous dress Asako.
I'm looking forward to it.
Shooting starts!
For shooting, use a telescope.
The result is...
It's so cute!
By the way, I just realized something.
You don't have to take it off.
Next up is "You are also perfect for Taiwan"!
Asako, who can see 50 people's backs,
and young OLs in front of the TV
I'm here to make you say "hee hee"!
Thank you for waiting!
Have you heard of "perfect Kappochi"?
First of all, popular shaved ice.
This is shaved ice! This is shaved ice!
At first glance, it doesn't look like shaved ice,
but this is shaved ice that makes people who eat it say "hee hee"!
Ready, set, go!
What's going on?
Hee hee!
It's fire!
Hee hee!
Burning shaved ice!
All over the place!
The thing covering the surroundings is meringue.
By burning it with alcohol,
it becomes more savory.
Inside is shaved ice full of condensed milk.
Wow!
Cough! Cough!
Hee hee!
That taste is...
Hee hee! Hee hee!
I want to die.
It's delicious!
I'm going to throw up.
Wow!
It's so good!
Hee hee!
That's what I love!
Let me show you right away!
This is it!
That's it!
The theme is that cutting.
How to cut a dog's hair is...
Look!
It's a square room!
This mascot cat is so cute and popular!
It can be called a "living cat" and can also be a "hammer" or "triangular" cat.
Asako-san.
You said something just now.
You said that if you buy a dog, it's over.
That's right.
You can't buy it.
I've been saying it for a long time, but by buying a dog...
What's this?
I'm satisfied. I'm satisfied with everything.
It's said that it's annoying.
But recently, Asako's mood has changed.
It's shaking a little.
Oh, it's shaking!
It's been 28 years since then.
Only one person.
Oh, I haven't bought it, but there's nothing.
So, Asako...
You haven't bought it, but you're saying it's going well?
Even before Kao bought it, the results were the same.
That's what I've heard.
Rainbow! Rainbow!
Rainbow!
- Your butt is so cute! - Cute!
Mama is alive! Mama is dead!
Mama is not dead!
Mama is not dead! Mama is not dead!
Mama is not dead!
Next, we will introduce you to a Taiwanese master!
I am a flight master!
A flight master? Sounds like Taiwan!
In Taiwan, there are many masters who can freely control their flight!
Let's see how powerful he is!
- Ni hao! - Ni hao, sir!
Wow, his voice is different! His voice!
He is the master, Huang Sir, who stands at the top of the aerodynamic and aerodynamic nature!
What is an aerodynamic in the first place?
It is to freely control the air stored in the body!
I don't know! Let me see it!
Aerodynamic in the first place!
- Xigong pao bottle! - Wow!
What he has prepared is a bottle without any iron!
He will release wood from the top of the bottle which is covered with a lid!
Wow!
He will release the wood from his palm!
Wow!
- The wood came off! - Really?
- Look! - Wow!
The bottle is commercially available!
Even if you look at it slowly, you can't find anything unusual about it!
- Wow! - Wow!
- As expected, wood exists! - It's amazing!
The next technique is called "made-on-sontan-ji-jin"!
This is a technique in which you hit wood with a newspaper!
No, I don't have any tools or tools!
- It won't move, will it? - Absolutely!
- It's horizontal, you know! - I just touch it!
No, it's absolutely fine! Seriously!
- Shall we go? - I'm sorry it didn't move!
In the morning, they rush to the dock.
What did you think? What did you think?
The students applaud.
But, from their point of view,
it only looks like they're pushing hard.
They're not pushing at all.
It only looks like they're trying to get themselves together.
Then, Ed and Yamashita, who are strong, will verify it.
They're definitely not moving. Seriously.
They weigh 80 kilograms each. What will they do?
To be honest, the more I do it, the more I feel like it's getting deeper.
But I don't want it to end without a conclusion.
The final battle.
Yamashita versus Kikuo with all his strength.
Or is it Kikuo with all his strength?
You can do it! You can do it!
I'm serious.
You can do it!
Will it be?
You can do it!
Come on!
Conclusion.
Kikuo can do it.
Congratulations.
How was it?
Was it scary?
Congratulations.
Are you going back to the forest?
Thank you.
It must have hurt.
Now, let me introduce you to Kikuo's master, whom his sister met.
This is him.
A man who doesn't feel pain.
His name is Shen Chenglong.
Why don't you feel pain now?
After 40 years of training, I mastered Kikuo.
Shen Chenglong activated foreign energy with his unique breathing method.
He got a strong body and mind.
Now, let's see his master's masterpiece, "Ponk to Zora no Ire".
He hits with an iron rod.
Here I go.
Does it hurt?
Not at all.
It's cute.
Here I go.
Wow, the rod bent.
The rod I hit with was bent.
Now, you try to kick up my crotch.
I won't hold back!
Teacher, I'll go all out!
Alright, come on!
It's not about technique.
His ability is instinct.
Can you see it now?
All men have shrunk now!
Teacher, you haven't shrunk at all!
It's instinct.
Air technique.
Speaking of Taiwan, we can't forget about...
...today's car seesaw.
I'll ride that seesaw with my car.
It's like a launch pad.
I've been doing seesaws for 27 years.
You've been doing this for 27 years?
Yes.
Let's see his skills!
Are you ready?
Start!
I'm scared!
The car is on top of the seesaw.
This is scary!
Then...
Ansa gets out of the car.
Wait a minute!
Where are you going?
And she goes to another car.
She goes to the second car.
And...
She gets out of the car again.
What is this?
No! No! No!
No!
No! No! No!
No!
It's coming! It's coming!
What is it? What is it?
Be careful!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
I'm so scared of it!
No! No! No!
No!
Don't come!
No!
I'm going to eat all of it!
She controls the remote and takes balance with her elbow.
It's truly a godly technique!
I want to go home!
Ah, it's too hot.
I'm going to float!
Next, we will report on ceremonies of Taiwanese people.
There are 16 indigenous people living in Taiwan.
Each people has their own ceremony.
We came to Taitou Prefecture, south of Taiwan.
Hello!
These are indigenous people with population of about 10,000.
These are young people of Peinan tribe.
Today, we will report on our ceremony of blessing.
What's going on? What's this?
This is Peinan blessing swing.
Women ride this and pray.
What? Do you pray on the swing?
It's like a dream-like tribe.
Usually, on New Year's Day, they pray for one year of no disease.
This time, they will try it.
It's their first time to try a blessing swing.
It's Mr. Xiaohan.
A man rides a swing from a distance.
Wow, it's amazing!
To endure the fear,
if you ring the bell which is five meters high,
you will be blessed by God.
Mr. Xiaohan, you succeeded again!
It's a good thing.
The bell is too high.
I've never ridden a swing like that.
What?
Do you want to try it?
However, if you don't ring the bell, you will be punished.
I don't know, but I think it's a penalty game.
What?
That's how you say it.
The blessing ceremony starts!
The momentum increases immediately.
However, it hasn't reached him yet.
Stop it! Stop it!
Oh my god!
It didn't reach him at all.
Oh my god!
I'm scared.
Asak, doesn't give up.
He tries again.
Oh my god!
I can't do it!
Will he be able to hold it until it reaches him?
To the side!
Why? Why?
And...
Great success!
Why? Why?
Countless betrayals. Countless opportunities.
Um...
You did a great job.
I'll give you a reward.
You just changed your way of saying it.
You're trying to make me do the same thing, aren't you?
You!
You shouldn't do that!
You're the oldest, aren't you?
Here's the reward!
Fire, dragon, and magic won't work on me!
Here, Professor Hsia will be doing...
Firework performance!
That is...
By lighting an alcohol-abusing doctor with fire...
And directly burning their back...
They will get rid of their internal humidity...
And improve blood circulation.
Now, let's go! Firework performance!
Firework performance!
What are you doing?
Now, it's over.
More than that, I'm worried about the old woman's sunburn.
What makes you sunburn like that?
Ouch!
In addition, extreme pain massage!
As a result...
The old woman's body has changed.
It's a little light, but...
Wow!
Look!
Effective side!
Look!
This is amazing!
What is this person?
Now, as the old woman's body has become lighter...
A journey's mission!
Look! It's moving a lot!
It's moving a lot!
Challenge Taiwan's traditional entertainment!
What is this place?
It's so magnificent, but...
A temple?
We came to Taiwan's largest temple.
Buddhist temple, Honkou Temple!
Thank you for visiting us today!
This is a vegetarian diet!
It doesn't look like an ocean's cat!
It does!
Today, we will learn...
Senju Kannon's dance!
Senju Kannon?
Senju Kannon is...
A Buddhist mantra that says...
"Hold hands and eyes"!
That dance...
Offers prayers to Buddha...
And has a meaning of saving all people!
Welcome!
Today's guests are...
A dance group...
Everyone in Honkou Zenbu!
Today, there are a lot of lazy people as well.
We won't let you be lazy in front of Buddha!
Yes! Let's start learning as soon as possible!
Yes!
Practice starts!
Open up your fingers more!
Your arms should be in this position.
If you can't align your limbs, arms and fingers, you won't be able to be a beautiful competitor.
This is hard!
And like this, practice is over in no time!
Not at all! Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sorry!
What about the ones you can do?
I can't do it!
Not at all! Not at all! That's terrible!
They practice over and over during their make-up.
I'm serious.
What's wrong with you?
My face looks like Keito's.
Good evening!
A lot of people have gathered in the venue.
Now, please enjoy the performance of Asako's competitors.
Good evening!
A lot of people have gathered in the venue.
Now, please enjoy the performance of Asako's competitors.
Asako Senji appears!
I can't believe it's Senji!
It's not like that.
You're from here, right?
No, I'm not.
And I'm big, so I can hide everything.
Wow.
You often bring beginners to the top.
But is it easy for the top to do it?
Yes, it's easy for the top.
Wow.
Wow, it's hard for the back.
Oh, it's this guy!
It's true!
He's cute!
He's doing it like this.
No, I'm not.
You're doing it like this, right?
No, I'm not.
Wow.
Relax.
Wow!
You're so bad!
It's amazing, but what's really amazing is the back members!
Don't say it!
Even so, Asako, you haven't lost in facial expressions.
No, I'm not.
Wow, you're so beautiful.
Your face is so cute.
You're so cute!
You do it every day, don't you?
You're so cute!
You do it every day, don't you?
You're dancing with your face.
It's your face!
Your face!
You're making a side face again.
You're so good!
You're so beautiful!
Wow!
Asako somehow did it!
Wow!
Very good!
Thank you!
Therefore, the Taiwan tour closed its doors.
That's it for Asako's world tour!
Next up is...
Onsen Dokoka!
Where are you going this time?
This time, the four of us are going to Australia!
That's right!
How are the four of you doing?
Are you good friends or not?
Kamura-san is at the top of the list.
Kamura-san is the leader of the four of us.
But, no one agrees with her.
That's what she says all the time.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Anyway, I'm under a lot of stress.
7800 km away from Japan...
Kamura, Barbie, and more are going!
One and only Onsen Dokoka in Australia!
The four of them came to Australia!
We came to Australia!
This is the first combination of the four of them!
There are no seniors here, so I think we can relax.
There are!
Seniors!
There are!
Oh, no!
Don't let me down!
Asako-san!
Good morning!
Next, Aki's Sports Tour in Australia, starts!
First of all, in the forest.
Everyone, shall we do this?
This line.
What is this round thing?
It looks like a work of art.
It's an activity where a zip line and a roller coaster combine.
You can't do it together!
Starting in a familiar state.
What is this?
It looks like fun.
This is "Treetop Crazy Rider".
It's an activity where you race between trees.
The length of the course is about one kilometer.
The four of them will do a time race.
And the two who were late...
It's skydiving.
I've done skydiving many times before, so I only use it lightly.
It's terrible.
First, Ocarina.
Start!
Is it heavy or light? Which is faster?
It's not heavy.
Will it come off?
Ocarina is speeding up.
It's pretty fast!
But this activity...
In the middle of the course...
Sometimes, the speed drops.
It's delicious.
It's not like a race is decided by weight alone.
Ocarina has reached its goal!
The time is...
3 minutes and 33 seconds!
The difference between fast and slow...
It's intense.
I don't know who's faster.
I've got the hang of it.
Reward!
Reduce air resistance and race!
You're amazing!
You're faster than me!
Wow!
You're so fast!
But the record didn't increase much.
3 minutes and 36 seconds!
Is it a bug?
You're so fast!
What should I do? What should I do?
You're so fast! You're so fast!
Goal!
You're so fast!
The record is 3 minutes and 31 seconds!
You're so fast!
Now, the last one is Yui!
You're so heavy!
Using her 100kg weight...
You're so fast!
She speeds up in a straight line!
You're so fast!
But...
You're so fast!
While she's slowing down...
On the contrary, her weight is increasing.
She's slowing down.
What is Yui's time?
Yui's record is...
3 minutes and 31 seconds.
The result of skydiving is...
Kirby and Karina!
I don't like it!
It's quite heavy!
I've been working for 10 years and I've never flown before! Let me do it!
Let her do it!
Let's have her fly!
She's arrived at an altitude of 14,000 meters.
First is Barbie!
Gate open!
Locked up!
Let me do it!
Let her do it!
She's gotten a little cooler!
Let me do it!
Calm down and shoot!
She's fast!
Locked up!
She's been hit!
She can't see!
This is the earth!
Double Peace!
Furthermore...
Love for the earth!
It's a strange song!
It's cute!
Autumn sports tour!
The first one is...
They're doing something!
There are men who shoot arrows!
They're hiding from obstacles!
What are they doing?
It's red!
The trending new sport now, pouchy tag!
Divide into two teams, and if you can shoot through all of your opponents' targets, you win!
If you're hit by an arrow, you have to leave the court for once!
There's a sponge on the tip of the arrow, but it hurts if you get hit!
Who wants to try it?
P-san!
It's you, P!
Shouldn't you close your butt?
You came all of a sudden!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts so much!
Let's give it a try!
It's a four-on-four team match!
They've tried it before, but...
It's a mess and nothing happens!
Special rule! One person becomes the target, and the other three aim for five arrows!
Alright, let's do it!
I'm gonna hit you!
You should be able to hit it now!
Start!
Who wants to go first?
Don't all of you want to go first?
They're surprisingly fast!
Hey, stop it!
On three!
Alright, next up is Kawamura-san!
Alright! He's already here!
He's already here!
Kawamura-san, I'm sorry! I won't be able to work from tomorrow!
What kind of arrow are you trying to hit?
You're scary!
Your face is no good!
Start!
Direct hit to the face!
Yuupi, you can't hit the face!
I hit it! I'm sorry!
You can't hit the face!
Wiper, take it!
Wax, take it!
Marvy appeared!
Marvy is happy!
The first blow!
But Marvy is happy!
Marvy is happy!
Ocarina appeared!
Hit it! Hit it!
Ocarina hit the arrow!
Ocarina got 30 damage!
Ocarina is angry!
Hit it! Hit it!
The first blow!
Ocarina hit it one more!
Reality reveals itself!
Liazon challenges Boomerang catch!
No! No!
It's perfect for a bowler.
It's a point control that you can hit it in one shot!
Well, it's not that far.
In addition, Nakao drops a cup of drone iron.
Come on! Come on!
Ouch! Ouch!
Next is Australia's beautiful scenery!
We're heading to the Northern Territory of Central Australia!
Yes, World Heritage Uluru, also known as "Airsrock".
"Airsrock" is a name given by an English explorer.
For more than 30,000 years, indigenous people have worshipped this huge rock as their sacred site, Uluru.
It's huge!
I saw it in textbooks.
It's tiny.
What did you say?
I'm tiny.
You don't look like you're losing.
Really?
It's like a rock.
"Ichimai-iwa" (One-piece rock)
This huge rock, weighing only 9 kilograms, is actually buried underground for the most part.
Some say it's deep enough to reach the depth of Rotterdam.
It's 348 meters high and higher than the Tokyo Tower.
The closer you get, the bigger it gets.
And what lies beneath it...
What is this?
What is it?
"Airsrock" has been cherished in Uluru, a dry area.
My heart is pounding.
When you come to this world-famous power spot, there is something you can't miss.
What is it?
Isn't it that?
- That heart-shaped... - Ah!
- What is it? - Look!
It's Kiehl's heart!
A heart-shaped cloud on the surface of the earth.
If you put it in your mobile phone, love and money won't wither like a spring.
- Tell me about it. - An Instagrammer's technique.
What is it? How do you do it?
Clap your hands and clap your hands.
- Clap my hands? - Yes.
A cute girl does it. Let's imitate her clapping style.
Ahaha!
- It's funny. - It's funny.
It's melting.
A heart is melting in front of me.
Ahaha!
This is crazy.
Ahaha!
Everyone is eating a monster.
Each cloud's curve and shape have sacred meaning.
Filming is strictly restricted.
You can't zoom in and out of this angle.
Let's capture such "ulul" in beautiful photos.
The cameraman, Andrew, will be filming for us.
Tonight, I'd like to capture "ulul" with a star curtain in the back.
- Wow! - I want "ulul"!
Using a shooting method called "time-lapse",
they aim for a dreamlike night sky.
For every 30 seconds, they continue to turn off the night light shutter
and capture "ulul" and the starry sky on camera.
Four people, into the frame of the camera.
The shutter is still open, so if you decide on a pose, you can't move for 30 seconds.
What should we do? What kind of pose should we do?
Let's do an Instagram big laugh and freeze there. How about it?
One, two...
(Laughing)
One, two...
(Laughing)
Stop!
Once you've decided on a pose, turn on the light for a second and freeze for 30 seconds.
The photo they took is...
Wow!
Splendid!
A beautiful contrast of "ulul" and the starry sky.
What's more, when you combine the photos they took all night,
you can see "ulul"'s fantastic appearance at night.
Wow! The stars are rising!
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
The next day, they set out for even greater scenery.
Wow, they're climbing.
Climbing up steep rocks for an hour.
What's this?
You can't see anything beyond that.
Beyond that is...
Wow!
A huge valley.
Wow!
Awesome!
It's high.
It's kind of mystical.
It's also called "King's Canyon".
The height of the cliff is 270 meters at most.
It was built by the erosion of wind for millions of years.
For Japanese people, it is a famous place as a rocket to shout "I love you" around the world in a big hit drama.
Shall we shout?
Shout?
"I love you"?
Then, let's shout as much as you want!
Shall we shout out everything?
Yes.
Then, let's shout.
My body stinks recently!
Help me!
I can't stand it!
It stinks at an early stage.
What do you do when you get sick?
I hope you are all healthy and not sick!
Please!
This is not a place to ask for help.
Isn't it important as a holy place?
You are saying something different.
Why were you born ugly?
I thought I could be beautiful, but I'm already 37 years old!
Please help me!
There's no one who can help you like this.
Should I shout "that"?
What's "that"?
Like what you want to be touched or something like that.
Oh, something you want to be touched.
For Yuupi, it's her first boyfriend.
I recently got a boyfriend!
Oh, I see.
Aren't you a little excited?!
Shut up.
I heard you're on a diet, too!
Oh, really?
How many kilos did you lose?!
Nine kilos!
I don't get it at all!
You're the same age!
I heard you're flirting with your boyfriend.
How far have you gone?!
To be honest, we've been dating for five months now.
I won't even hold your hand!
You call that "dating"?!
But after that, she got used to it.
I still love you!
I like you more after we broke up!
I still love you!
I can't show you my picture!
I can't give you my album.
Should we delete it?
What?
Should we delete it?
No, no, no!
Should we delete it?
No, no, no!
Should we delete it?
No, no, no!
Should we delete our phone number?
Should we delete it?
Really?
Should I do it?
Do you want me to do it?
Please save me!
There's nothing we can do about it, right?
Should we delete it?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Is it okay?
Really!
The picnic with her that was the most fun!
Her days of silence were short and painful.
Okay?
Three...
Two...
One...
Bye!
- Can we go to the next one? - Yes, we can.
We can look for a new love like this.
- Are you crying? - No I'm not.
- She's not crying. - I'm not.
- She's not crying. - She's not.
- You're not crying! - I'm not!
- You said you didn't love me! - I'm not!
- You said you didn't love me! - I love you!
- I love you!
I'm about to cry.
I've always wanted to be one of you!
I'm sorry! I've always wanted to be one of you!
I'm sorry!
Thank you, Mr. Murakami!
This has been the Australia Tour!
Isn't that a beat?
This has been the hot spring club's "UIP's love".
Murakami, how was it?
It was for making good friends.
It was for making good friends, wasn't it?
It's not love, is it?
It's different, isn't it?
It was for making good friends.
Why are you using the TV? You'll end up crying!
I'm sorry!
You can like anyone, but you like Anna all the time?
It's disgusting!
I've never met anyone like you!
It's disgusting!
I've never met anyone like you!
Help me!
Don't do this to me!
Next time, on Matsuri Otoko Episode 99, "Miracle Special"
Matsuri Otoko's 10 years of history will be revealed!
It says it's getting hot in here.
And for Matsuri Otoko Episode 100, we have a special guest!
It's this person!
Wow! No way!
It really is him!
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