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Wake up! It's starting! You're born again! Start running! You're born again!
Good morning! March 9th, Saturday, "Sunset Rabbit" host Kirin, Kawashima Kira and...
PBS announcer Tamura Mako!
Thank you for joining us!
All right, Kawashima-san, we had a lot of things this week!
This week, you really have to watch "Sunset Rabbit"!
Yes, please do!
We thought our numbers would decrease soon.
That's right! On Monday, Tetsuya Saito came and...
"Quiz Daily Mamadasu" is back after 10 years!
We had a luxurious segment like that!
And so, this week's keyword is...
Wake up! It's starting! You're born again! Start running! You're born again!
All right, let's get started with "Sunset Rabbit"!
Start!
Sunset Rabbit
All right, we'll sum up this week's "Rabbit" and present it to you!
First of all, we'll start with Monday, March 4th, which we presented with these members!
Today is the 100th anniversary of Shinji Nojima's birthday!
By the way, for his 101st proposal, I'll introduce something I can't give up!
What is something you can't give up?
Yes, something I can't give up is...
Hanamaru Market's apron tie!
Actually, 20 years ago, I passed the audition...
...and I was a regular on "Quiz Daily Mamadasu" as Saito Anna's assistant...
...as Hanamaru Market's apron tie!
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
20 years ago...
...you were doing it handsome!
Yes, and at the time, I was acting with actor Shirota Yuuko!
We were acting together!
Wow!
That's amazing!
He's promoting himself!
That's cool!
That's really cool!
But he didn't really show himself.
He kind of lost it halfway through.
And the studio kind of slipped.
And he changed studios in six months.
That's kind of short.
It didn't last a year.
Yes.
And after that,
the new announcers Akaogi and Hasumi...
That's young!
And the new announcers chose him.
He looks like a man.
He does look like a man.
Isn't he a forward of Urawa Retsu?
He's a forward of Urawa Retsu.
Akaogi and Hoshino.
Hoshino!
I see!
So he graduated from acting and entertainment.
And he's a real person now.
So he has bitter memories.
So he can't give up on "Daily Mamadasu" and "Hanamaru Eprontai"
He can do it again.
So now we have a preview of the famous segment of "Hanamaru Market"
where Takakura was in as Hanamaru Eprontai.
It's a quiz about "Daily Mamadasu" and its popularity at the time.
How is it? Can you do it?
Quiz "Daily Mamadasu"!
Let's go! The first question of the day is...
Quiz "Daily Mamadasu" is a popular quiz segment hosted by Tetsuya Saito and Anna Un.
It's hard.
Mr. Okae and Mr. Yakumaru will join in as a general candidate.
The winning team will receive a gold ring and a grand box of presents.
In addition...
Come on! Hanamaru! Box!
Along with Saito and Anna's shout,
there is a double chance of luxurious products like travel insurance and so on.
During the thinking time of this quiz, they were introducing presents like...
Good morning!
Mr. Yakakura wearing a Hanamaru apron who was 23 years old at the time.
However, without leaving any outstanding results, he retired in just half a year.
Looking at the video at the time...
The winning team will receive this as a top prize.
Ta-da!
A luxurious plaid shirt and a ruby ring.
In addition, there is a double chance.
Ta-da!
Hanamaru! Box! Contains hot springs, private insurance, plaid backpacks, and H.I.S. Hawaii travel insurance for five days.
However, if you lose, you will have a chance of hot springs on TV, so please look forward to it until the end!
Yes!
It's fine if it's ad-hoc, but I'd appreciate it if you put it in within the time limit.
There was a little bit, but yes!
Furthermore, on another day...
All of you in front of the TV will have a chance of hot springs while lying down, so please look forward to it until the end!
What is that?
Yes!
Thank you!
And...
Thank you for giving me the feeling of "zunzurubi jonjorubi"
I've been dating Takakura-kun for half a year, but I'm graduating without knowing a thing about him.
He changed in half a year without getting along with Takakura-kun until the end.
And next week...
Good morning! I'm Noriyuki Hasumi, a TV exchange announcer from Saitama Prefecture.
I want to be a strong announcer like Saito-senpai.
I'm also a new announcer, Akaoni Ayumi.
I'll do my best to be a smile-less apron guy!
Thank you!
The new Akaoni and Hasumi announcers have taken their positions!
Wow...
This is...
A bitter memory.
As an entertainer, my heart was pounding.
I was fighting alone at that moment.
You don't have to be funny, but as an entertainer, you have to do something to be funny.
But you didn't show your real face.
So I really want to do "Daily Mama Dasu" again.
That's good!
If you say so, let's do it!
It's been 10 years since it was revived!
Animal Market Quiz "Daily Mama Dasu"!
Wow!
If you're going to do "Daily Mama Dasu", of course you have to invite this person!
Please come in!
Good morning! I'm Tetsuya Saito of the General Administration Administration Department.
Good morning!
Thank you for coming!
Mr. Saito!
Yes!
Wow!
You've become very slim!
The environment has changed a lot!
It got crowded in no time.
Mr. Saito!
Yes!
Do you remember the show "Takakura" which was on April?
Of course I do!
It's been half a year. How was it like?
Well, we suddenly did something we didn't plan at all in the show.
And we didn't talk about it at all!
I know I don't have enough skills, but I couldn't pick up everything.
You couldn't listen to everything.
And I was scolded by the producer quite a lot later.
I watched it a lot.
Why didn't you do it as you planned?
But you did it with pride as an entertainer.
It was like a teacher came out of nowhere.
Yes!
The environment has changed a lot!
It's been about ten years, hasn't it?
It's been about 20 years, hasn't it?
It's been about 10 years, hasn't it?
Yes!
Also!
Anamaru Eplontai was held in Akaomiana and Pasumiana!
And Anamaru Market was loved by many people!
And Anamaru Eplontai was created!
It's been ten years since "Queens Lady Mamadas" came back!
Mr. Saito!
I'm counting on you from now on!
Yes!
Let's watch it from now!
Wow!
Yes! Daily Momodas!
Instead of quizzes, we are going to get expensive products.
It's time for "Quiz Daily Momodas"!
It's been 10 years since this suspender was introduced.
Nice to meet you!
Let me tell you about Momodas first.
Here it is!
Momodas usually starts with goods.
Let's think about what these goods will do.
This is top and this is bottom.
It's about 20cm. It's like you're holding it.
Look at this.
If you look closely at the round part...
It's jagged.
If you use this, you can do something in a short time.
Let's think about what these goods will do.
If you know, please press the button.
Let's go!
For this Momodas, each question has a different prize.
This is the prize.
Here it is!
Good morning!
You look like an adult, but you save money like a child.
It's 3 seconds!
It's a fun self-introduction.
For the team who got this quiz right...
Here it is!
You can spend your lunch with Lappi.
Lappi's lunch box!
For the team who gets 1 point for each question...
and gets the most points in the end...
we've prepared an expensive prize for you!
I don't like it!
Do your best!
It's well-made and can be stored for a long time.
It's been 20 years since I bought it.
If you use this goods, you can feel it.
This is TABUTSU.
I will start with the leader.
I think the shape is welcome.
You can make 50 yen coins at home.
50 yen coins?
It may be a little big.
Who will start?
This is a soccer ball corner.
It's similar to a golf club cup.
But it's different.
I will give you a hint.
This is a kitchen goods.
Is it okay?
Kitchen goods?
Is it a large league championship goods?
It doesn't matter.
What are you doing?
This is a kitchen goods.
This is what a skilled chef puts on his head.
What is it?
If you are skilled, you can use it.
But it's different.
You can use it for a certain fruit.
PASCO and GIV.
SHIMO?
This is an apple core.
This is a good thing.
But it's a little big.
This is a pineapple core.
This is a good thing.
What is it?
One day, a relative of mine sent this to me.
Yes, it's a pineapple.
It looks delicious.
But it's hard to peel it, isn't it?
This item is useful in such a case.
It's called "pineapple slicer".
As its name suggests, if you put it on top of the pineapple and rotate it like this...
You can eat the pineapple's flesh!
It's beautiful!
Thank you very much!
The second question is Akaogi Anya and Hasumi Anya will appear as an apron team!
Good evening!
We are Akaogi Anya and Hasumi Anya!
We have been working together for 20 years!
We will never forget your passion!
We will do our best!
The third question is Ranbana will appear as an apron team!
Good evening! I am TV station announcer No. 1 Toshi Mata!
Unlike the other two teams, I will introduce this present to you by myself!
By myself!
Good evening!
It looks like a national holy book!
After the third question, Kawashima team leads by 2 points!
Next is the final question!
The next question has 5 points in particular!
It's difficult.
Here is the next item.
What is it?
It's a mat.
But it's not just any mat.
It's a mat with a certain function.
Everyone will guess what kind of function that function is.
What is it?
It's a little simple.
Let's think about what kind of function this mat has.
Thank you for your time.
Start!
Here is the present for this question.
Good morning!
My partner went home early from work, so I'm going to the grocery store alone.
You are strong.
If you answer this quiz correctly,
you will receive this slippery and dreamy
Lappi Slippery Water Pillow.
I'm looking forward to it.
And you will have two more chances.
The winning team that gets the most points
will get a chance to enter the star resort in the rabbit box that will appear later.
However, there is also a first-time box.
So, please be patient.
Here is the present for you.
Thank you.
It looks good.
Thank you.
I can see the bond between you and the apron over time.
Is it a shape?
The shape doesn't matter.
Let me give you a hint.
You can put a battery in the back and use it.
If you put a battery in it,
you can use this function.
Yes, Kim.
You can use it when you don't have an umbrella.
Unfortunately, it doesn't mean anything.
I'm sorry.
Yes, Kawashima.
You can use it when you are passing by.
It's useful.
Thank you.
It's loose.
Incorrect.
Anri.
It only shines at night.
It's meaningless.
It's visible.
Either way, it's brighter at night...
Wait a minute.
It's brighter at night...
It reproduces the tightness of an old house.
Incorrect.
It's brighter at night than in the morning.
Morning.
Go ahead.
It's visible.
It measures your weight.
Weight function.
What do you think it is?
Incorrect.
It comes out from behind.
It's an alarm clock.
Correct.
What is it?
Oh, it's funny.
Funny!
Please watch the video to know how to use it.
What does it mean "funny"?
One morning...
"I still want to sleep," said his wife.
All right, I'll get up.
He woke up and stood up on the carpet.
Then he stood up and kept it on for 10 seconds.
Oh, he woke up.
Now, on the mat with an alarm clock,
if you don't stand on the mat for 10 seconds, you can't turn off the sound.
So, you can wake up in a fun way.
It's a hot topic.
I want it, too.
Turn around.
Hanamaru is in front of Kawashima's team.
Today's winner is Kawashima's team!
I want it, too.
Now, Kawashima's team has a double chance.
They can stay in a rich nature for a long time.
They can stay in Hoshino Resort Resonale Nasu.
Now, they can stay there.
Saito.
Yes?
I want you to do "that" of Daily Mamadous.
It's been 10 years.
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Amazing.
Then, I'll start.
Come on, rabbit box!
Rabbit box!
It was tough.
No, no, no.
There are six rabbit boxes in "Love it".
There are six of them and you can only win one.
Only one.
If you lose, you'll have a penalty game.
What?
If you lose, you'll get a hot spring voucher.
Which team will Kawashima-san choose?
Drum roll, start!
What will you do?
Kawashima-san has the best chance of winning.
Kawashima-san, let's go.
You're lucky.
Really?
Of course.
I'll use "apron type" as a keyword.
This is "apron type".
It's "apron type" and it's "apron type"!
Is it "apron type"?
The fourth one is "apron type".
That's it!
Please!
I'll do it!
Please!
Open!
You got it!
Lastly, let's raise our right fist together!
"Quiz! Daily Madness"! See you someday!
Thank you very much!
Pyooon! I'm Loppy!
Here is Monday's "After Talk"!
We got our revenge in 3 seconds, didn't we?
We got to do "Daily Madness" again in this era.
I don't have any regrets.
Are you going to die?!
I'm really happy about it.
It's like "Don't mess with me!" over there, right?
That's right.
To be honest.
In "VTR", "slippery" was used in the past.
But, sometimes, it's funny.
I enjoyed it and did it again.
My colleague, Yuu Shirota, imitated Takakura-san and made a little joke.
Then, Shirota-kun got mad at him.
That's not good.
He said, "You don't have to imitate Shirota-kun."
I had a little weak experience like that.
I went on a vacation in Hakone.
Did you go with Yakumaru-san?
Yes, with Yakumaru-san and my partner, for some reason.
Did you watch it?
Yes, I did.
I said, "It's none of your business."
It's none of our business.
It's not our business.
I sometimes watched it.
I'm wearing an apron again today.
It's not nostalgic, but...
It's none of your business.
It's none of our business.
It's none of your business.
You look like Saito-san.
Next, this program was brought to you by these members.
This program is brought to you by Instant Ramen's creator, Ando Momofuku.
He will introduce you to his recommended fast food items.
Now, let me introduce...
I'm sorry.
My recommended fast food item is...
"Bokukouwan" original Mahjong game "Kisuke".
"Bokukouwan"?
I've never heard of it.
"Bokukouwan"?
I've never heard of it.
It's one of your games.
"Bokukouwan"?
"Kisuke"?
"Bokukouwan"?
"Sasuke" uses his athleticism to aim for the goal as soon as possible.
"Kisuke" needs luck.
"Bokukouwan" game that took "Kisuke"'s luck.
"Bokukouwan" game.
"Kisuke", what should we do?
"Kisuke" has prepared four exciting fast food games on the course.
"Russian spicy cream" and "Russian rappy juice" etc.
It contains all of them.
Can "Kisuke" reach the goal without getting any of them?
If you drink a lot of sour drinks, you'll be out.
You're disqualified.
You were lucky today.
Now, let's play "Bokukouwan" original Mahjong game "Kisuke" challenge.
"Kisuke" begins now.
How is it?
I broke it!
Who will win by luck and speed?
Kisuke!
In 2024, a new competition will be held in Akasaka.
Who will be the lucky one? Who will be the fastest one?
I, and the heroes with passionate souls, have gathered in N Stadium on the 2nd floor of TBS.
A new stage will be unveiled to RABBIT, who has brightened up the morning of Japan.
Pay attention! Who will be the first one to win the competition?
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
First of all, let me explain the rules.
The stage of the competition is from the back of the set.
The course is about 12 meters from the goal of the set.
On the way, there will be four stages for luck tests.
First of all, the first stage.
Rolling Super Sour Wrappy Juice Hill.
One of the five rotating glasses is super sour wrappy juice.
When you clear this stage, you will be waiting for the second stage.
Quadrupedal Mat Steps.
Choose one of the four platforms and jump to the floor covered with cloth.
One of the four has a quadrupedal mat hidden in it.
Next is the third stage.
Silk Extreme Sour Shoe Cream Slider.
Among the three shoe creams that appear when you wear silk cloth,
one of them contains extremely spicy mustard.
And the last platform, the final stage,
is the Russian Billi Billis at the end of the wall.
Either of the two chairs will be Billi Billis.
When you clear these four, you will be stopped by the timer set at the goal point.
And the time will be recorded.
Will a perfect winner appear?
Let's get started.
Here is the number of the first race, Billi Billis.
I see. Don't say it.
This number doesn't look like it to the players.
We don't want the viewers to think we changed it.
We're serious about this.
The first challenger is the fourth place in last year's M-1 Grand Prix.
The man who makes the animal world go wild with the crying of the storks
is aiming for the goal with his luck and speed.
He is 34 years old and lives in the United States.
Oh, it fell.
Now, the challenge has begun!
First of all, the first stage!
Yes!
Gattitus clears!
Quattro and Hiromaru's steps!
Will they make it in time?!
Yes!
Quattro clears!
They made it to the third stage in no time!
Now, one-third of the way to the third stage!
Will they make it?!
Will they?!
Yes!
They made it!
Hiromaru's final move!
They made it to the final stage!
Three, two, one!
They made it!
We know it just by looking at their performance!
What is this?!
It's delicious!
It's the best!
Wow, it's delicious!
Yes, the top quattro is the best!
Quattro has made it up to the final stage,
without making any records!
No, we made it!
But it's been a good, optimal start!
Without any records!
Now, let's get started!
The second challenger!
Will a national superstar participate in the tournament?
Can he prove his dancing and singing skills?
Snowman, Daisuke Sakuma, 31 years old!
Daisuke Sakuma!
Go for it!
The second stage is also flying!
Go for it!
It's in second place!
The place has changed from earlier!
It has changed!
That's fast!
Let's take a look at where it turned.
This is amazing!
Is it only here?
It's only here!
Here!
I didn't expect it to be here!
That's fast!
It disappeared here.
That's frustrating!
Hikaru Iwamoto must have been the most frustrated.
No, it's Sasuke.
That's frustrating!
Let's move on to the third challenger.
A man with a sharp sense of humor.
In front of a man with a sense of humor,
he is a miracle laughing fairy!
Einstein!
Kawaii! Yuzuru! He is 43 years old!
It's started!
The challenge of yesterday's laughing prince!
First, Yuzuru!
And...
Nyojo!
And...
It's back to back!
It's a battle of time!
From Silk Geek...
The supreme slider is...
How is it?
Prince!
Prince is the best!
And...
Prince is the best!
Prince's face is distorted!
Prince!
Supreme slider seems difficult, too.
Supreme slider?
Yes.
From Silk Geek...
Supreme slider!
It's a new area!
Supreme slider!
Do you remember it?
I may not believe it...
But I get a little nervous over there.
You don't practice anything.
I don't practice anything.
I don't know anything.
I'm quiet.
I'd like to see Toki's performance.
Toki!
Mr. Kisuke!
His face is distorted!
He doesn't look like him at all!
Mr. Kisuke!
His face is distorted!
All men are like this!
Toki, it seems you have this system at home.
It's Yamane!
Mr. Kisuke is in Yamane!
He has repeated it even at home.
The demon has been modified!
All right.
Now, the fourth challenger!
A world-class dance performance group is participating in the competition!
World-class luck and speed of the world!
SHITKINGS KAZUKI, 300,000 YEARS OLD!
Let's go!
Kazuki! Kazuki!
He has danced in many countries around the world.
He has danced in Budokan, too!
Will he be able to do it first?
He did it!
It's only one-fourth of the way!
Will he be able to do it?
Will he? Will he?
Will he?
Ouch!
Kazuki!
It hurts!
Kazuki is eliminated in the second stage!
Will he be able to do it?
Let's move on to the next challenger!
He is a veteran and has participated in many shows.
He is 29 years old.
He has lived in Japan for 29 years.
Let's show him what he can do!
He is 49 years old!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
He has lived in Japan for 29 years.
He is wearing a super spider pincers!
Will he be able to do it?
Will he?
1/5!
You're too slow!
1/5!
You're too old!
Please! 1/5!
That's crazy!
1/5!
That's crazy!
Finally, the last challenger!
Mr. Kisuke!
Finally, the last challenger.
Here is the number of "bilibili".
This man will appear in full letters!
This Kisuke's advocate,
this man who advocates that he is more confident than anyone else,
will his ability be revived?!
Mr. Kisuke! I only have you!
Mr. Fujisaki!
39 years old!
You only have me!
Mr. Kisuke's advocate,
Mr. Fujisaki!
(applause and cheers)
Three...two...one...
Kisuke is the first in human history to win a title!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Kisuke is the first in human history to win a title!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Kisuke is the first in human history to win a title!
Here is Tuesday's After Talk!
Kisuke, you were great.
Thank you.
Kisuke, you were great.
That was amazing.
What did you feel when you saw all kinds of patterns?
I was trembling.
Really?
You were trembling?
I was trembling when Mr. Oak's first attack came out.
You had nothing to do.
I had nothing to do.
You can only succeed.
But I managed to succeed.
You managed to succeed.
That's amazing.
You are serious.
I am serious.
This may become a variety of famous items.
I would like to recruit people who know about this.
Kisuke-specialist.
Kisuke-specialist, thank you.
Let me do it outside.
Let's do it outside in a proper set.
What will you do for me?
I didn't think you would announce it today.
Announcement?
I didn't think you would announce it today.
I wanted to hear your impressions.
Kawashima-san is talking about...
It's the ending of a program.
Mayurika Sakamoto-san announces it every time.
Announce it.
Mayurika-san is going to announce it.
Announce it.
I want to be more popular in the animal world.
I am going to share a room with a handsome man.
Please support me.
Announce it.
What's wrong? Are you impatient?
To be honest, I am impatient.
What should we do?
I want to make use of Mayurika's ending.
I want to make use of it.
Let's think about it together.
I want to make sure it's good.
You said "handsome man".
You said funny words.
Why do you look like that?
No, no, no.
You said funny words.
I said it as a joke. Do you think I'm serious?
Don't worry about it.
If you're going to do it, I'll do it. If you're not going to do it, I'll not do it.
I'll do it.
What?
I'll do it.
But you're going to say hello from now on, right?
I'll say hello.
You did well in the opening.
The opening was stable.
Wasn't it good in the opening?
You can say that all the time, right?
Yes.
And we have two people from Mallorca with us.
Welcome.
An old man like an aunt and an unhealthy coward, Mallorca.
It's dark, isn't it?
An unhealthy coward.
If you're not unhealthy and cowardly, you won't be on TV, right?
It's the first morning of the day.
The first morning of the day.
The first morning of the day you went too far.
There are people who bring two crosses even though you're going out like this.
That's why I asked you if you were okay.
Let's announce it.
It may be too heavy.
It's too heavy and I can't walk.
Do you want to stop?
You won't say anything in the ending.
If you say I won't say anything...
What should I do?
He's quiet.
I'll do it.
Don't you want to help me?
Why do you look at me like that?
I'm just looking at you.
Why do you look at me like that?
I'm just looking at you.
Help me!
I'm not looking at you.
I was scared of you.
And that's Sakamoto's coin today.
It's already got a response.
Sakamoto's coin has been shown twice in Rabbit.
In the opening, there is a mini-corner like this.
Mini-corner?
I'm a little nervous.
First of all, there was a cat like this.
Today's coin.
Look at this.
There are a lot of cats.
Look.
And one more.
There is a pet robot.
The video shows that it reacted.
I want you to see it.
This.
You saw it, right?
It's laughing.
He can go to the robot world, too!
He can go anywhere!
Wow!
Amazing!
He can go to AI world, too!
He can control AI, too!
Does he go to the robot world, too?
Wow! He was worshiping AI!
Wow!
He's stuck between a cat and an AI.
After the commercial, there's a fierce mini-ank battle and a terrible incident!
Next, it's Wednesday, March 6th, presented by these members!
Today is singer-songwriter Aimio's birthday!
By the way, for his song "Naked Heart's Lyrics",
I'll introduce what I'm in love with now!
Starting with Usagi-san!
Please tell us what you're in love with now!
What I'm in love with now is this!
I was into it when I was young, but...
Minionc!
That's right!
I don't know if you've heard of it, but it's funny.
We played it when we were in elementary school,
and it was the second biggest Minionc boom in the 1990s.
It was really popular!
We were the first generation.
That's right, Takun and others.
Who are you talking about?
Dashioncro.
Dashioncro!
I don't know much about it,
but now it's the fourth biggest boom.
It's coming again, isn't it?
That's right! It's still popular,
so we decided to have a hot race with Minionc today!
Do you know about it, Taisho?
Well, looking at it now,
I was playing it between second and third generations.
You were playing it when you were a kid?
I was playing it when I was in third grade.
I see!
So we'd like you to enjoy the charm of it today!
Here it is!
Minionc Rabbit Cup 2024!
Minionc Rabbit Cup
Sunny and...
With this Spincobra Premium,
I'm going to win!
That's nostalgic!
Moritasu was playing Minionc since he was a kid!
I'm going to be the first Dash Emperor
and I'm going to be the wind!
That's not true at all!
Don't say things like that!
That's nostalgic!
And now, with 50 Minioncs,
the number one Minionc enthusiast in the entertainment world,
Kusanagi Miyashita's "Miyashita-san"!
With my Shining Scorpion, I'm going to tear you apart!
The three of them will set up their machines in about 10 minutes according to the course of the race!
Now, the Minionc Rabbit Cup 2024 is held under the full cooperation of Tamiya-san!
It's a Minionc Circuit!
Thank you very much, Tamiya-san!
Now, Kusanagi-san, Morita-san and Miyashita-san will have six laps of this course.
If you miss the course and can't move even if you stop, you will fail on the spot!
That's right!
You can't customize it after calculating that part, right?
Yes!
We received an announcement from a video of someone who supports Kusanagi-san.
Morita-san!
Yes!
You two!
Yes!
I won't let you regret it!
You two are like mechanics!
You two set it up!
You're very strong!
I see.
It's a one-shot game!
If you crash and miss the course, you'll fail right away!
Yes!
It can't be helped, right?
Yes!
All right!
Now, Kusanagi-san will cross the first course and stand in the second course!
Miyashita-san will stand in the second course!
And Morita-san will stand in the third course!
That's right!
I'll turn on the switch and put it down for you!
Yes!
Please press it!
Can I turn on the switch now?
Yes, please press it!
All right!
Let's go!
New York Light Bowl 2024!
Start!
Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
Let's play pattern golf!
It's too early!
Each of you has your own way of jumping.
Isn't it too early?
The dumper flew a little.
What are you doing?
This is the real thing!
That's right!
I want to do it one more time!
I did it!
You can do it!
Can you really do it?
Let me customize it one more time!
Is it no good?
I'm sorry, but we only have 10 or 20 seconds left.
Let's customize it!
Already emergency treatment
Massage show
He got a lot of heart
Heart
What is it?
Chiki-chiki machine
It's not good
They will do emergency treatment and try again
Switch on
Let's compete
Minion-kun vs. Ramp-nin-kun
What should we do?
I'm shocked!
This is too much!
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
Hell in! Finish!
Morita somehow made it through!
Morita wins!
THIS IS THE POWER OF THE FIRE EMPEROR!
This is my wealth!
This is my land!
This is worse than the anime!
You're disqualified!
How many times do we have to live like this?
So, all three of you are disqualified!
All of you drank super sour raffi juice!
All of you, I'm counting on you.
Yes!
We're really disqualified.
We drank super sour raffi juice!
Please be clear about the rules!
One up is disqualified!
I didn't know about this!
Yo!
From now on, it's Wednesday's After Talk!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Well, since we're a comic band...
In today's opening,
Odious Oda has been wanting to celebrate Aimyon's birthday, which he has loved for a long time.
Oda Myon Band has been formed!
They performed Aimyon's famous song "Marigold" in the studio!
I will never, never let you go.
ODAMI ON BAND!
I didn't start ODAMI ON BAND.
ODAMI ON BAND...
You didn't have to do it.
I did my best.
It's a marriageable band.
It's an old cabaret.
It's a party golf.
I didn't start ODAMI ON BAND.
If AYNTON was really mad, it would have been really funny.
There are people who play seriously and support it.
I will continue to perform as a comic band and a band.
I sing well, I'm good at singing, I sing from trumpet to model.
It has nothing to do with love.
That's right.
While he's singing, he's looking for a microphone.
There's no one doing it now.
Sazan was in a comic band in the beginning.
Yes, yes.
I want to aim for Reiwa's Sazan.
He started in a comic band in the beginning.
Even though he's 45 years old, he's aiming for Reiwa's Sazan.
You can't lose to him!
You can only aim for Reiwa's Sazan.
There's Shibaboo, too.
Shibaboo!
I'll do it like this.
He'll do it for us, won't he?
The "du-du-du-du" part.
He'll do it for us, won't he?
When Odami-on suddenly appears, he'll do "du-du-du-du"
I don't like that.
You're a stupid person!
I know.
You're a stupid person.
I'm depressed because I'm playing golf alone.
But you're not good at it, right?
No, I'm not good at it.
In the opening of this day,
Mr. Inoshibukuro introduced golf as something that he enjoys.
There, in the studio,
13 people will try pressure putter golf for success in a row!
Starting from a distance of 50 centimeters up to the cup,
Mr. Inoue, a beginner golfer,
and Mr. Domei, a Yarens player,
will they be able to do it well?
Just a little, right?
Just a little.
Go! Go! Go!
Challenge failed!
The fifth person, Mr. Iwasaki, hasn't cleared it for a while.
And then...
Mr. Inoue, if you put it in with just one shot, it's OK.
Let's do it like that.
It's really difficult.
With another challenge,
Mr. Inoue will try from a distance of 350 centimeters!
Let's do it!
He did it!
Challenge failed!
Don't do it again!
In the end, Mr. Higashibukuro also missed it
and everyone was shocked!
It hurts!
Even if you were a professional golfer,
if you were that many people,
you probably wouldn't have 10% success rate.
It's a miracle.
It's really difficult.
Is it not an excuse?
You are 110cm tall.
You are like that.
I thought it was an excuse.
You should have jumped higher.
You are not interested in it.
I am interested in it.
You are not interested in it.
Wait a minute.
There is a person who saw me in a bloodthirsty condom.
Have you ever refused a rabbit offer on a golf trip before?
That's right.
You say it every time.
You said you couldn't do it because you were on a golf trip.
I have refused it.
It was decided on YouTube shooting of golf in Hokkaido.
I took a golf trip with a rabbit on my first day.
The staff were surprised and said, "Are you serious?"
If you refuse a rabbit offer again, how about this day?
Do you think you can refuse a rabbit offer again?
Isn't it amazing that you are 70 years old?
It's amazing.
People who are over 72 years old are recognized as golfers.
They are not professional.
But, people who are over 72 years old are recognized as golfers.
72 years old?
It's like you are serious.
I want you to go golfing.
I want to go.
You mean you don't have a good teeth?
I have artificial teeth.
I need to have good teeth.
You are right.
What?
What are you doing?
You are funny.
Next, March 7th, Thursday.
It's a day of sauna.
Introducing the recommended cars that come slowly.
Mayu-chan's recommendation first, please.
Yes, this is mine.
It's a game called Cymbal Challenge.
Cymbal Challenge?
I saw it on Cymbal Challenge and it was interesting, so I wanted to do it with everyone.
It's a game where you put your head in between the cymbals and hit the cymbals.
It looks easy, but for some reason, some people are sucked in, put their heads in, and fail.
The more people in the second half go, the more pressure it takes, so I wanted to try it with everyone.
It's fast!
Do you know that you should try this?
Yes, it's a Cymbal Challenge with everyone.
Cymbal Challenge for everyone to clear!
Now, let me explain the rules. Please take a look here.
While the cymbals are moving up and down, put your head in the right timing and avoid the cymbals.
If you avoid the cymbals five times, you will be replaced by the next person.
We will try to keep up with the tempo in a relay format.
If all 15 people can avoid it, the challenge will be cleared.
However, if someone's face is sandwiched between the cymbals on the way, the challenge will fail.
I want to fix it.
No, no, no!
There seems to be one person like this.
No, no, no!
Stop it!
Don't think like that!
If you fail to succeed even once in three attempts, you will be replaced by everyone.
- Three attempts, right? - Yes, three attempts.
- Okay, okay. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Actually, in order for the staff in charge of cymbals not to be deflected by reflection,
we will throw them at each other and try to make a deluxe cymbal machine that doesn't stop no matter what happens.
- Hey! - Stop for a second.
- Calm down, calm down.
- Yes. - It's too early.
- If you get the timing wrong, you will be mercilessly sandwiched. - That's right.
- Please forgive me. - I don't want that.
- Okay, let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Let's do it!
- Cymbal Challenge, start! - Let's do it!
- First player, Yokota. - This is difficult.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Wait, wait!
- Okay, okay.
- Mayo, you will be replaced by everyone. - Wait, wait.
- What? - What?
1, 3, 4, 5!
Okay!
First attempt.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
- Okay! - You got great!
First attempt.
- You got great! - Watch it, watch it!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
- Okay! - You got great!
You got great!
One, two, three, four, five!
That's not enough!
One, two, three, four!
Go, go, go.
3, 2, 1, stop it!
[?]
- One more time! - Wait, one more!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
Okay!
Alright, let's go!
Go for it!
- There's quite a few of them! - This is exhausting for ladies!
- Work hard! - Work harder!
Work out! Work out!
- The width is a little smaller... - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
9 people left!
6 people left!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
5 people left!
Sone-chan!
She took her glasses off!
She's putting them on.
Sone-chan!
She's putting them on!
3 people left!
Sone-chan!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
It's too early!
She's dodging it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
4 people left!
You can do it!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
3 people left!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
2 people left!
You can do it!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
5 people left!
It's the last one!
Seki-san!
Let's go!
It's the last one!
1, 2...
Out!
No! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
This time we are avoiding it!
We are avoiding it! We are avoiding it!
We have to hide it somewhere!
Body! Body! Body!
We can't do it. Someone help us.
We are the same life.
We have to hide it somewhere.
The second challenge is...
Wait a moment! We will change the machine!
What?
We will change the machine!
Change what?
We are sorry!
We are sorry for your back!
You poor thing!
Thank you very much!
Adia, you should do it more!
He ran away.
The second match starts now!
Go for it!
You have to use your legs more.
You have to use your body more.
You have to use your legs more.
You have to bow more.
Bow more.
Gyarusane.
Moriya.
Yokota.
Leo.
Kawashima.
Go for it!
One, two, three!
Addictive, addictive.
Do you want to change?
Say it one more time.
Did you change your mind?
He is going to do it.
Go up and down.
He is going to do it.
I'm scared.
Let's start.
Ready, set...
He did it.
I'm scared.
3, 4, 5...
He did it.
1, 2, 3...
He did it.
1, 2, 3...
4, 5...
He did it.
1, 2, 3...
4, 5...
5 people left.
You can do it!
1, 2, 3...
4 people left.
OK, 4 people left.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, OK!
2, 3, 4, 5, OK!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, OK!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, OK!
[Applause]
Please enjoy today's thumbnail!
[Applause]
In CM Red's After Talk,
the shocking incident
that will remain in Rabbit's history
will be revealed!
[Applause]
After Talk on Wednesday!
- Thank you for coming to "Aishuu Restaurant". - Thank you!
- Today, we'll have "out of town" "aishuu" - Out of town "aishuu"
- We made it. - Delivery of "aishuu".
- Yes. - Yes.
- I hope we can do this for 40, 50 years. - Yes.
[Laughter]
- We've never seen such a mistake! - Yes.
[Laughter]
What Kawashima and others are talking about
is "aishuu cooking"
by men's blanket Urai
that was held at the opening of this day.
Urai usually makes
his own special dish at home.
He made "family style cooked rice"
for us.
- It must be good. - Yes.
- We'll put 4 or 5 portions of water. - It looks good.
- We'll put it in. - You'll make it from home.
- This is also from home. - Everything is from home.
- Everything is from home.
- Oh, I put in too much. - Hey!
- Hey!
- It's not in the bowl! - It's not in the bowl!
- But the broth is... - But the broth is...
- It's in the bowl! - It's in the bowl!
- It's a little oily. - Hey!
- It's a little oily. - It's a little oily.
- What are you doing?
For his first time cooking,
he makes mistakes repeatedly.
But he still manages to make it.
- Can you do it quickly? - I can do it quickly.
- Right. - Okay.
- It takes 35 minutes. - Yes, 35 minutes.
Then, 35 minutes later...
Thank you very much!
Urai-kun's famichiki cooked rice.
Yes!
How did it turn out?
Thank you for waiting!
Yay!
Since it's done, I'd like to take a look!
I'm taking a look!
Is it cooked?
Yes!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yay!
It's done, right?
Oh, it's cooked!
It's cooked!
It's white.
Is it looking good?
I can't touch it!
It's quite white, isn't it?
Is it cooked?
It's cooked, right?
Yes, it is.
It's cooked, right?
Yes, it is.
Even though it's done, Kawashima-san looks miserable.
The studio is in a delicate atmosphere where she can't say anything.
Yes, the famichiki cooked rice is done!
Yay!
Thank you very much!
Ta-da!
Yes.
For now, Urai-san will...
Try it.
What?
Try it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Try it.
Isn't it too much?
Isn't it too much for one person?
It's good!
No, it's not.
What's wrong with you?
Even though it's done, for some reason, no one tries to eat it.
Actually, at this time, a big incident had happened.
According to the staff, the real thing hadn't been cooked yet.
The water is still a little sweet, so it hasn't been cooked yet.
Let's try it after the VTR is over.
When I said that, Urai said, "Yes, it's cooked."
Cleaning was displayed as 35 minutes at the time of pressing the cooking switch.
Was it because Urai made a mistake in the amount of water?
At this time, it hadn't been cooked yet.
For that reason, I changed my plans in a hurry.
The rice hasn't been cooked yet, so let's watch the VTR first.
Urai explained to me.
However, for some reason, Urai suddenly went berserk here.
At that time, the staff said to Urai, "I'm sorry, but it hasn't been cooked yet, so we'll do it like this."
Urai said something he didn't understand at all.
"It hasn't been cooked yet," he said.
I didn't know what he was talking about at all.
Urai said, "I know what you're talking about. It hasn't been cooked yet, so let's watch the VTR first."
At that time, I was really confused.
I was confused about what was going on.
I was really worried.
I was in a terrible situation.
As I said, "We won't lose."
The rice has been cooked.
What's going on?
Then, "Yes, it's cooked."
It's cooked!
I didn't know what you were talking about.
You looked like a murderer.
I agree.
Can we see the atmosphere at the time?
Can we see it?
You don't have to see it.
It's delicious.
Uday's Famichiki cooked rice.
Yes.
How did it go?
Thank you for waiting.
You wrote it down, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Here it is.
Look at it.
Thank you very much.
It's cooked.
It's cooked!
When did you cook it?
I didn't know you were telling me that.
You can't tell me.
You are right!
It's crazy.
You have been waiting too long.
You are all late!
You are so weird!
So weird!
You are all late!
Everyone was feeling the atmosphere.
FAMICHIKI GOHAN is complete.
He is very good at cooking.
This is amazing.
This is delicious.
This is amazing.
Do you understand?
I understand you.
You don't look like that.
You don't look like that when you cook.
If you don't look at me like this, I'll look like a bad guy.
You are weak.
You always look at me like that.
You don't clap and you don't put your arms together.
If you don't look at me like this, I'll look like a bad guy.
I lost my job.
I'm a bad guy, too.
I'm the only one who lost his job.
It's my first time.
I'm glad you're happy.
Next, March 8th, Friday.
It's the birthday of Mr. Harasumu, director of Aoyama Gakuin University's track and field mission, which is known for its unique strategy.
In this way, we're going to focus on the big strategies you want to do.
We're going to introduce you to the big strategies that Miyachika really wants to do.
We're going to introduce you to the big strategies that you're used to when you're nervous about playing a balance game with everyone.
Lastly, Cookie introduced...
My big strategy is to eat up all the lunch boxes without anyone knowing!
Yes, so...
It's early in the morning and you don't usually eat more than breakfast, right?
That's right.
So...
I'm a little hungry, so...
Actually, during this recording...
I was secretly eating lunch boxes.
What?
What do you mean?
During the recording?
Yes, during the recording.
While everyone was talking...
I was secretly eating lunch boxes.
Shut up!
Yes.
What are you doing?
But...
I couldn't feel it!
What?
Really?
Since you couldn't feel it...
Your challenge has failed!
It's over?
What are you eating?
Is it today?
Yes, so...
Show me.
You ate this much?
That's great!
He ate a lot!
That's right!
He ate a lot!
For a show!
Eh?
You ate a lot of shrimp fries!
I did!
But, on the way...
This is what I did.
I did this.
That's weird!
When everyone was facing you...
You went back once, right?
To the seat over there?
Yes, yes, yes.
You didn't do it when we were eating lunch boxes.
Yes, yes, yes.
We ate lunch boxes.
But after that...
You didn't do it when we were talking.
So you came back right away and ate a lot.
That's amazing!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute.
This time, the two MCs also secretly proceeded with their strategy.
Please see what their strategy was like.
I made a mistake.
Good morning.
Today, I will eat TSUTAYA's lunch while live broadcasting without being noticed by anyone.
Hayaben's strategy is "chagai, chagai, yabai, chagai, nnn".
This is the first time.
How about the first time?
This is the first guest introduction.
Here is TSUKIYAMA, who is in the middle of the screen.
What are you looking at me like that?
I'm counting on you.
First of all, while introducing the guests, let's have a bite.
You said it.
Let's move on to the next one.
The next one is...
This one.
This is while introducing the crane game.
It doesn't make sense!
What are you doing?
We still have more.
Let's move on to the third round.
This is when we explain the rules of "Sometimes Balance Tower" game.
You say it a lot!
This is who you are!
I'm embarrassed to be in the video.
We still have one more.
Let's move on to the last one.
This is when we explain "Home Home Shortcut Access".
You say it a lot!
Can we have one more?
You say it a lot!
This is when we explain "Sometimes Balance Tower".
You say it a lot!
When Kazuma said "wow" in the opening, he was like this the whole time.
I was like "Why are you laughing when I'm not saying funny things like that?"
He was pretending to be laughing.
Oh, I see.
I've never thought of it like that.
I thought you were only into Cookie-san.
That's why you were busy in the opening, right?
Did anyone notice it?
I noticed it.
Takeru, did you know?
Yes, I did.
During the commercial, Cookie-san said "Did you eat lunch?"
Yes, he said it.
He said it.
During the commercial during the balance game, he said "Did you eat lunch?"
I was like "Huh? Don't say it!"
I was scared.
I wanted to say it, but I didn't know I could do it like this if I sold out.
So, it wasn't a joke. I was really laughing.
He was really laughing, so I thought he'd get mad if I said it.
I couldn't hide it.
That's why I said it during the commercial.
I thought you were really like this.
Cookie-san said "Did you eat lunch?" during the commercial.
I was relieved.
We were relieved.
It said "Big strategy to sell out" and we were relieved.
After this, Cookie-san will show us his new big strategy in "After Talk"!
I'd like to try it someday.
As an MC.
It's like sushi.
[After Talk]
Hyoooh!
This is Friday's "After Talk"!
Thank you for coming, Hazuma-san.
Thank you for having me.
Your way of talking.
It was so slippery.
It was amazing at the end.
It was like "kakekomi-suberi".
It was like "isn't it slippery today?"
Hazuma-san said "slippery" at the end of the show.
How was it for you two?
Well, Hazuma-san helped me a lot today.
Hazuma-san?
Yes. Thank you so much.
Thank you for helping me at the end, too.
This is the last one for last year.
Is it not good?
Thank you for coming!
Let's have fun today, too!
One, two...
I'm sorry, but I didn't have anything to say.
So, I'll leave it up to you, Hazuma-san.
So, you'll leave it up to me, right?
Oh, one more thing!
How about this?
I want to do it again!
Let's do it again!
I want to do it again!
Let's do it again!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll leave it up to the team who made it in time.
I'll leave it up to you.
So, Shagshag, how was it for you today?
Well, Hazuma-san helped me a lot today.
Thank you for coming to the end, too!
Thank you!
Oh, it's something different.
It's funny.
Then laugh!
It's not a word!
Keigo, how was it? Your first drama.
Today?
Yes.
At the end of the live broadcast,
when you have to say something,
I thought, "Oh, I can do it like this."
That's right.
So, I asked Kazuma to do it all.
I asked Kazuma to do it all.
I asked him to do it at the end of the live broadcast.
But he said he can do it at the end of the live broadcast.
Then let me do it again.
I'll have a bad pattern.
It's funny from the start.
I think you can do it.
That's right.
It's time to say goodbye.
Well, Keigo and Gabit, how was it?
Yes, it was.
It's rough.
That's not right.
You're wrong.
As you said, I'm the director's underling.
You're wrong.
You did it as instructed.
You're weird.
That's scary.
That's dangerous.
Can't we ask who's calling for what purpose?
You mean Kazuma?
First of all, I don't know why Murakami isn't called.
I don't know why Murakami isn't called.
As long as I don't know the reason, I don't know why I'm the only one called.
If something happens, I'm the only one called.
That's right.
Didn't you two come out once?
We came out only once.
Shizuru.
I don't know why Murakami isn't called.
Shizuru came out first.
Then, who's calling for you?
I don't know.
That's not good.
If you were Abema, it would be funny for the staff to watch it.
Abema was crazy the other day.
That's not good.
Good job, Hayaben.
That's new.
If you're caught, you're caught.
But if you fail, you fail.
What about you, Tamura-san?
During the opening, I was like this.
I was wondering if he was eating or if he was in a bad mood.
He looked like he was going to do it.
He was looking down.
During the praise game, he kept moving his mouth.
I can't tell.
He didn't have a habit of moving his mouth like that.
I thought he was in a bad mood.
I heard he was moving his mouth a little more.
About two cuts of Hayaben.
Oh, it's coming out.
This is it.
It's like an egg.
He's a crane game master.
No, no, no.
One bite is pretty big.
It's amazing.
It's good, but...
This is a praise game master's point of view.
He's moving his mouth a lot.
He was like this.
Hayaben, stop talking.
By the way, I think X was caught at 8 o'clock and 7 minutes.
Wow!
What did you see?
He was eating cookies or something.
That's fast!
It started right away.
By 8 o'clock and 7 minutes, he was eating cookies or something.
It's amazing.
It's fun for someone to do it.
Does it make you nervous?
It makes me really nervous.
Even if I keep eating in secret,
I want to eat it somewhere.
I want it more than I know it.
It makes you want to eat it.
Akira and Mako, why don't you try it someday?
It's like a sushi.
Tamura is good.
Tamura is sushi.
Sushi.
It's better than the vinegar I saw in the studio.
The vinegar smell is scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
Monday's Rabbit is...
A day that cannot be forgotten for Japan...
March 11th.
And it's because of that day...
That this member will send you a special edition of Rabbit!
And also...
Chambomaster will hold a special live show!
Sending "Ale" all over Japan!
We will deliver you a special edition!