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The third group's first guest has been on "Kohaku" for nine years in a row.
Their momentum is unstoppable.
"Nogizaka Forty-Six".
"Nogizaka Official Uncle", who used to do regular programs with them, also participates in "Nogizaka Forty-Six".
"Nogizaka Forty-Six".
"Nogizaka's Official Uncle".
When "Nogizaka's Official Uncle" was called "Nogizaka's Official Uncle", "Nogizaka's Official Brother" became "Nogizaka's Official Uncle".
"Nogizaka's Official Uncle" was a long time ago.
"Nogizaka's Official Brother" was on "Nogiving Eight" and "Nogizaka's Official Uncle" was on "Nogiving Ninety".
He was the MC of my first variety show.
He taught me everything.
Everything?
Yes.
You're a banana, aren't you?
I'm a banana, too.
I think you're a banana.
Here is "Nogizaka's Official Uncle" and "Nogizaka's Official Brother" meeting for the first time.
"Nogizaka's Official Uncle".
Yes, "Nogizaka's Official Brother".
"Nogizaka's Official Uncle".
Did you hear that?
What kind of show is it?
It's a world-class show.
Before you say "good morning"...
It's scary.
Yes, you're chasing it with your tongue.
There's only screams.
That's right.
There's only screams.
In order for the three MCs to get to know each other...
They'll introduce themselves one by one.
First, the tallest member of the group, Umezawa of the group captain.
I really want to stand next to you, Mr. Umezawa.
There's no point.
Can you stand next to Mr. Mimura?
Oh, is it okay?
Excuse me.
But really?
His legs are long.
My face was this big.
My face was about twice as big.
And my neck was short.
Not only his neck, but also his legs.
His style is different.
Can I stand next to you, Mr. Mimura?
No, no, no.
You can't?
What are you saying?
You're stopping me?
There's nothing for me to stop you.
I'm number one.
It's the opposite.
Mr. Mimura is coming.
In her latest single, she has become a double center.
She is confident in her drawing skills.
Since it's my first time, I'd like you to draw Mr. Uchimura's face for the first time.
Now?
Me?
Not only Ms. Kaki, but also Mr. Samaz is good at drawing, right?
Yes, he is.
Mr. Yoda, why don't you go first?
Since it's my first time, I'd like you to draw Mr. Uchimura's face for the first time.
Now?
Me?
I'm done.
Hurry up!
Okay, I'll draw Mr. Uchimura's face.
Here we go!
It's usually like this.
I'll draw Mr. Umezawa's face.
Wow!
Mr. Umezawa is good at drawing!
He's good, isn't he?
He's good!
I thought he was watching me.
Now, Ms. Kaki.
Here we go!
Wow!
She's so kind.
She's like an old man.
I'm like an old man, too.
Ms. Yuda.
Here we go!
It's not bad.
It's tasty.
It's not bad, but she's like an old man, too.
She's good at copying.
I'm so slimy.
She's like an old man, too.
I don't think like that.
I think I have my own rules.
I live in my own time.
So, I have my own rules around me.
You have a picture of your luggage.
You have shoes, too.
I have shoes, too.
You have a cotton swab, too.
That's right.
Cotton swab.
The fourth member is Yuda.
I'm Yuda Yuki from Inakamon in Nogizaka.
Where is Inakamon?
It's a place called Shikanoshima in Fukuoka.
There are a lot of insects, too.
In the middle of the sea?
That's right.
I lived there with goats, dogs and cats.
You lived there?
Yes.
You have a name, don't you?
Yes, Gonzo, Chibi, Bunzo and Haro.
I'm not afraid of insects at all.
You're not afraid of insects.
They often exterminate insects in the dressing room.
Are there so many insects in the dressing room?
No way!
They call me "Yoda! Yoda!" and pick me up.
Yoda! Yoda!
What is this?
Yoda! Yoda! Yoda!
Yui-chan! Yui-chan! Yui-chan!
Yui-chan! Yoda!
Stop it!
And the last one is...
I'm Yumiki Nao, a broken speaker.
What kind of title is it?
Why don't you just throw it away?
It's a group of bad guys.
A broken speaker.
A cut knife.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
I used to be a club manager when I was a student.
So, I'm good at making barley tea.
You can make barley tea, can't you?
You put a paper pack and water in it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
No, you don't say "Yes, I do."
I'm sorry.
What do you mean by "broken speaker"?
When I talk, everyone listens to me.
But in the end, no one understands what I'm saying.
So, my seniors gave me the title of "broken speaker."
I see.
It's a strange atmosphere, isn't it?
I'm grateful for it.
Don't say "I'm grateful for it."
Don't make me angry!
But I can't show you today.
So, I'll show you what I'm good at.
You're good at it.
Yes, I've done it 68 times in my previous life.
That's amazing!
Can you do it with those shoes?
Can you do it with those shoes and those skirts?
Yes, I was told to try it.
What do you mean "try it"?
You were told to do it in a meeting.
You were forced to do it.
I'm sorry.
Just do it!
Do it yourself.
You were told to do it.
I'll do my best. I'll aim for a new record.
I'll do my best.
Ah!
It's close!
It's the same as me!
That's good! That's funny!
That's funny!
There's no sign of it.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
I want you to say "close".
Yes, I'll do it.
There's no sign of it.
Ah!
You can't do it!
After this...
The broken speaker...
Will be broken again!
What are you talking about?
She has been appearing in Kouhaku for 9 years in a row.
She appeared on TV for the first time in Nomizaka 46.
These are the members.
Yumiki, "I often get unhappy."
It's a little scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
That's right.
You said you were unhappy because you couldn't fly an aerobics earlier, didn't you?
That's right.
You deserve it!
It's not unhappiness.
When I went to the Gion Festival, I was separated from my best friend, so we were walking hand in hand.
When I realized it, I was holding the hand of a man I didn't know.
I was fine until then.
You were fine?
How can you say that?
I was fine.
But it got worse and I was wrinkled.
However, the other side got mad at me.
Really?
Who the hell are you?
"Who the hell are you?" I said.
You are strong.
Who the hell are you?
Unhappiness comes to me a lot.
During this summer vacation, I went to Dubai alone for the first time.
You went to Dubai alone?
I stayed there for about five nights.
I had a very busy life in Dubai.
You don't use it that much, though.
You don't say it out loud, do you?
I was about to go home and arrived at Haneda Airport.
I was about to go through the tax office.
Suddenly, the shutter was closed after me.
And a lot of people like the station staff came.
A lot of people like the station staff came.
A lot of people came and said, "You have something wrapped around your feet, right?"
Take it off.
I took it off while thinking, "It's pressure socks, though."
And they showed it to me.
They put it through the X-ray.
They put it through the X-ray of all the suitcases.
I looked ahead and saw that I was wearing wet clothes all over my body.
Me?
Yes, me.
I think the staff was worried about me, too.
What kind of clothes are those?
Finally, I came back to make it to the last train.
But I didn't make it to the last train.
Did you know about the last train?
I just heard about it.
It's my first time hearing about it.
I pushed the button for an hour.
I had to pay a huge taxi fare to go home.
I was very unhappy.
Of course you were.
What are you talking about in the end?
Here's the next person's first story.
Actually, I'm serious and stupid.
It's Ms. Kakusan.
Yes.
What do you think about it?
Physically.
Physically?
You mean you're stupid?
I didn't want to write it here.
I wanted to write it only here.
How did you know that?
When I was little, my brother and I used to do something like pushing our heads together.
I see.
We pushed our heads together.
We won all the games.
I tried it with my friends.
We won all the games.
You won all the games.
You pushed it all in.
Yes, we pushed it all in.
We never lost before.
Really?
Let's have all four members win.
It's hard.
Oh, no.
It's hard.
Really?
I'll press "ready, go".
Ready, go!
It's hard!
Ready, go!
What is this?
It's like a rock is coming at you.
What is this?
Next, a new episode of "skinny rock".
Look at this.
I don't feel good unless I'm not perfect when I'm developing.
I don't feel good unless I'm not sweet.
It's a luxury.
It's English.
It's very groovy.
No, it's not like that.
It's not skinny.
I don't feel good unless I'm not two or three.
I don't like one or two.
At least two or three.
Two hundred yen.
You are so forward.
I like forward and backward.
I want my own.
I don't feel good unless I'm not my own money.
The agency doesn't pay you.
I don't want to make a debt.
I want to be independent as soon as possible.
The correct answer is this.
I don't feel good unless I'm not my own towel.
Is a hotel towel useless?
It's useless.
It's hard to buy a towel.
If it's two nights and three days, I have to buy two pastels.
You like two nights and three days.
You don't like hotels?
I don't like it.
Even if someone uses it and washes it, it's not new.
It's not new.
I wiped my body with a foot bath.
It's expensive.
The temperature of the hotel bed is high.
I put a towel on my head.
You put your head on it and absorbed it from below.
Are you nervous when you put it in the trunk?
Yes.
I think about it.
Did you absorb it?
You and Mr. Ohtake are similar.
What?
Similar.
There is more.
Here is the next question.
I, Karaoke is _______.
You only talk about money.
I don't want to make lyrics.
Do you do it alone?
No.
Up to two people.
Up to two people?
There are usually two microphones.
If you have two microphones, you can do it alone.
You don't talk about money.
You have to rotate.
What if you have a party and Mr. Ohtake gets lost?
What will you do after Mr. Ohtake sings?
I don't like it.
At that time, Mr. Ohtake will say, "That's Mr. Ohtake's song."
Put it there.
Thank you.
Here is the last one.
We love the spinach game.
Ms. Umezawa.
It's a really stupid game.
It was popular in the dressing room for a while.
We make a circle and give spinach to each other.
What is it?
Do you know it?
Bring spinach!
This is their first challenge of the spinach game.
The next one is the last one.
We love the spinach game.
We want to play it with you.
How do you play it?
You say "spinach, spinach" and give it to someone you like.
You can give two to the same person or one to different people.
The person who gets it can give it back to you.
What kind of game is it?
The members will give you examples of it.
I'll give it a try.
I brought spinach.
Is that how you play it?
You brought spinach?
I brought spinach.
I was surprised.
This is important.
You love spinach.
You like spinach.
I'll give it a try.
I brought spinach.
You said "spinach, spinach" and gave it to someone you like.
I was surprised.
You are fast.
Let's play it with eight people.
Uchimura-san, can you bring the spinach?
Uchimura-san will...
Yay!
Uchimura-san will start.
Yay!
I brought the spinach!
I don't need it!
Please do it!
I brought the spinach!
I'll do it!
Spinach, spinach, spinach!
Spinach!
You can't give it away!
This is...
This is a present!
You can't give it away!
It's scary when you get it.
Let's start with Mimeno-kun.
There's spinach over there.
There's a place for it.
Is it okay for me to be here?
What's wrong with you?
There's usually a way in for spinach.
Go get it.
Spinach.
Everyone, I brought spinach!
Spinach, spinach, spinach!
Spinach!
I don't know, I don't know.
Where are you pointing?
I don't know!