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LA LAND UZO UZO SHOW
Thank you.
It has begun.
I am Kanmuri of UZO.
Thank you.
LA LAND UZO UZO SHOW
Before this program started, I had a good talk with the man in charge.
Don't say that.
He was hiding from me from the beginning.
And he apologized to me with a small chocolate like this.
LA LAND UZO UZO SHOW
The first program is "Process the site well".
It is the first IAMONI competition.
Thank you very much.
You like IAMONI, don't you?
I love IAMONI.
I love IAMONI so much that I want to do IAMONI all the time.
Yes.
There will be more locations in NISHIDA.
Corona is coming to an end.
When that happens, I think I will go with various guests.
I see.
I don't know what they will say.
They may be people who work hard.
They may be people who come back.
I see.
LA LAND UZO UZO SHOW
In this program, they will try various projects.
It is a program that pursues only interesting things.
This time...
I am aiming for you, NISHIDA.
You don't have to say it.
Even if there is a talented person at the location, IAMONI competition will be successful.
If we are going to be drunk after this, what will we do?
Don't say you're drunk.
Can you protect a target you don't know anything about from a machine gunner who moves with fierce instructions?
Can you dissolve me in a crowd of people all of a sudden?
This is L.L.'s...
Where did Aoyama go?
Aoyama ran away.
LALAND UZO MUZO SHOW
So, we'd like to invite someone who will be our target.
- Please. - Please.
- Thank you for having us.
Nice to meet you.
Wild cat girl.
Dirty butt.
Gravy idol.
I'm Aomiga Daimiku.
Thank you for having me.
Wild cat girl?
What did you say after that?
Dirty butt.
Gravy idol.
- Dirty butt. - Thank you.
While filming this fake show, we'll prank idols we don't know anything about.
Aoyama will go to the scene as Sanya instructed.
Nishida will dig at the spot so that the target we don't know anything about won't be anxious.
We'll practice planning in advance so that we can respond well even if a really dangerous talent comes.
- And here's our target for today. - Yes.
Yes, idol Yura Yura-san.
Our target is Aoyama's junior, Yura Yura.
- She's pretty at her own pace. - Yes.
- She's quite wild. - Yes.
Is it okay for her to be this wild?
- I think she'll be fine even if she's wild. - I see.
- Then, we don't know what she'll do. - We don't know what she'll do.
We've split up into two teams.
We have a monitor here, and we'll give instructions from here.
We've got permission from the shop to film here, so please understand.
There are quite a few shops here,
but we'll go with full gear from the beginning.
The easiest fake filming is at Sugamo Jizo Street Shopping Street.
Let's watch the opening of the fake show.
"Help! Shopping Street Rescue!" Thank you!
- Thank you for having me. - What's with that show?
The show has just begun, and we're going to tell the world
about the charms of Japanese shopping streets that are suffering from COVID-19.
It's a shopping street rescue variety show.
- Kikaru-san, can you raise your hand if you can hear me? - Is it quiet and cold right now?
- Thank you. - And this time,
we have two guests.
- And the couple is... - The host is simply bad at this.
And this time, we've invited two wonderful guests.
Here they are. Please come in!
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- Can you introduce yourselves? - Yes.
- Today, I'm going to make you jealous of Nishida-san.
- I'm going to make you jealous of me.
- Thank you for having me.
- Aoi-san, are you okay? - I'm sorry! I'm fine.
- I'm sorry for being stupid like that. - I'm sorry for being stupid like that.
- It's fine.
They're finally shooting their fake street fashion.
But Saaya, who's been on full throttle since the beginning...
- Let's go. - Yes, please.
- Let's go inside. - Yes.
- Please make it look fashionable. - Yes.
- May I go? - Go ahead.
- Can I walk like this? - Yes.
- Walk more and more. - Wait, Ms. Aoyama, you're too fast!
- Too fast! - Why?
- Because, you know... - You'd better walk around.
- Why?
- Why do you decide it yourself? - You'd better walk around.
- Which one? Where is it? - Where is it? Really.
- Where is the first shop? - It's a clothing shop.
- First shop? Clothing shop? - First shop is a clothing shop.
- Clothing shop. - Clothing shop.
- The shop is running! - It's fast!
- Where is it? - The shop is running!
- Today is a day off.
- Because Ms. Yura is on day off. - Today is a day off.
- Because Ms. Yura is on day off. - Because Ms. Yura is on day off.
Ms. Mizuno, who wears traditional Japanese clothes, is running towards the shop.
And again, a fierce support from Ms. Saya.
It's crowded, but...
Can we eat first?
How do you like this shop?
Because it's crowded, but...
Can we eat first?
- You're a talented person... - I'm a talented person.
You're a talented person, so you can eat first.
- I'd rather not say so. - If we don't eat first, we'd want to eat again.
- What's after this shop? - Well...
- Look at this "NO DAICO" and take an insert. - Look at this "NO DAICO" and take an insert.
- I'm a senior, so... - Take an insert and come here.
- Take an insert and come here.
- You're too focused. - You take an insert and come here.
No, no, no.
What is an insert?
You are too natural.
After taking an insert,
she will eat her pride of a small shop, a salty clothes.
Please eat it right away.
Just put it in your mouth.
OK.
Wow, it's fast.
It's amazing.
What?
Can you eat it in one bite?
Are you OK, Anthony?
It's chocolate, so I have to eat it in a way that I can talk.
The powder is amazing.
It's not that amazing.
Make your mouth straight.
Water, water, water, please.
Please eat it.
I got it.
Nishida-san, you should eat it, too.
How is it?
Is it OK?
Is it a little different?
I think it's made of water.
I think it's made of water as soon as you eat it.
Is that so?
I think so.
She's still eating it.
She's preparing a lot of time for eating it.
OK, thank you for it.
Thank you, everyone.
It's delicious, isn't it?
You can't talk, but you're actively eating it.
It's delicious.
You ate a lot of it.
I ate a lot of it.
Thank you for it.
In addition, Nishida-san's food report is also full of freshness.
It's sweet even in the morning.
It's quite sweet.
What's your treasure chest?
Isn't it Japanese sweets?
Isn't it Japanese sweets' treasure chest?
I see.
It's amazing.
Isn't it Japanese sweets' treasure chest?
I see.
Shake it and make it firm.
If you can't do it, say you can't do it.
Delicious manju.
What are you holding in your hand?
Delicious manju.
In short, it's "deliman".
Delicious manju.
In short, it's "deliman".
"Deliman" doesn't sound good.
It doesn't sound good.
Isn't it good?
I don't know what "man" means, but it sounds like "delivery"
Nishida panics at the sudden instruction
And Issaya is worried about something
Nishida is weird as a host
He's not good at cooking, and he's not good at planning
What if...
What if we...
What if we're going to kiss on the cheek?
Don't say "kissing on the cheek" to a gravure idol
Is that why you want to do it?
Nishida's instruction ruins the scene
Yura Yura doesn't seem to know
He doesn't seem to know, right?
He has a very natural face
He doesn't seem to know, right?
He's too natural
IAMONI championship makes NISHIDA adapt to the field.
Next destination is...
Next is AHOYA GARLIC STORE, which was established as the only garlic specialty store in Japan in 1975.
AHOYA GARLIC STORE.
AHOYA?
AHOYA.
What does it mean?
It's AHOYA.
What does it mean?
What does it mean, AHOYA?
Shall we go in and ask?
No, no, it's solved now.
No, no, I have a question now, so I'll solve it now.
No, you can go in and ask.
No, no, let's think about it a little more.
NISHIDA, do you know the answer?
What?
NISHIDA, you know the answer.
Do you know it?
Do you know it first?
AHO means "garlic" in Spanish.
Why don't you say it?
Why?
Why did you say "let's go ask"?
Why did you pretend you didn't know?
You pretend you don't know, first of all.
Why don't you say it?
Let's go, then.
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
Why didn't you say it?
No, no, it's not a place where you can get hysterical like that.
Let's go inside first.
It smells like garlic, so I want to go in.
No, you're angry.
I'm angry.
Please calm down your anger.
Why is it garlic?
Why is it garlic today?
If we were to come today...
What would you do if you were going to kiss me on the cheek?
Don't say you're going to kiss me on the cheek.
Is that why you want me to wear it?
Is there a good excuse for that?
Is that so?
No, I don't know about that.
Furthermore, even in the store, Sanya's orders are getting more and more intense.
There's garlic in this butterman-like thing.
By the way...
What does "ahoya" in "ahoya" garlic mean?
"Ahoya" garlic...
What does "ahoya" in "ahoya" garlic mean?
"Ahoya" means "garlic" in Spanish.
I see.
That's what it means.
That's great.
You should have told me.
I didn't know about it.
I told you about it.
Did you tell me about it?
No, I didn't.
The specialty of the shop is "ahoy black" with a lot of garlic.
"Ahoya" black.
Should we eat it?
Please eat it.
Is it good?
It's good.
Why don't you show me how you eat it?
It's good.
Is it good?
It's good.
How does it taste like?
It's great.
It's good.
You only said the same thing.
It's really good.
It's good.
You only said "it's good".
Is it that good?
It's good.
It's hot.
The smell of garlic is coming out of my nose.
Your turn is over.
You were late.
Your delicious and limited turn is over.
You were thinking too much.
They are done eating and stopping shooting for a makeover.
However, Saya doesn't stop telling them off.
Is she here?
She is here.
That's a shame.
She isn't here.
That's a shame.
- It's not a big deal. - Oh, it is.
- She's here. - I'm aiming for it.
I'm aiming for it.
- It's not that direct. - I'm aiming for it.
- Don't say "I'm aiming for it." - I'm aiming for it.
You shouldn't say it like that.
- You shouldn't say "I'm aiming for it." - Staff, I'm aiming for it.
- You don't have to say it.
You don't have to say "I'm aiming for it."
After this...
Where did Aoyama go?
Aoyama ran away.
Aoyama? Ayana?
Iamoni's challenge to improve her response to dangerous talents.
After recording...
After recording, can you walk up under the camera?
- Can you walk up? - Yes.
- Please count. - Yes.
3, 2...
- You did it! - No, I didn't!
You did it!
- I can't connect with the front. - I'm Aoyama Hikaru.
- Yes, Aoyama-san.
- Yes. - Yura-san is here too.
- Yes. - I'm Aoyama Hikaru.
- Yura-san, please hold her.
- Yes, Yura-san, Yura-san. - Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- You're strong. - Let's do it.
You're stronger than a gravy idol.
- I'm a soccer player now. - You're a soccer player now.
Let's continue. Here it is.
The famous red underwear of Sugamo.
- Maruji-san sells red underwear for men. - Wow!
Since we're at Maruji-san, let's choose underwear that suits Nishida-san.
- Since we're here, let's see what suits you. - What suits Nishida-san...
- What color are you wearing now?
- I'm wearing blue now. - You're wearing blue now.
- That's right. - I'm wearing blue now.
- It suits you, doesn't it? - It doesn't suit me at all.
- It does suit you blue. - It doesn't suit me blue.
- It doesn't suit me at all. - It doesn't suit me blue.
- It doesn't suit me blue. It's red. - Actually, next year is the year of the tiger.
- Can you have a look? - Sure.
- We have these "tornado pants". - Aren't they great?
Especially, next year is the year of the giant tiger.
- Once in several decades. - Yes, yes.
- It's said that luck is the strongest tiger. - Yes, it is.
- Then, I'll have five of them, please. - I've already bought a lot of them.
- Then, I'll have five of them, please. - Five of them?
- Don't buy so much suddenly. - I'm surprised.
- Buy five of them suddenly? - Isn't it good? - It's really good.
Moreover, looking at the products in the store...
Saya is in a great rage!
- Which one is panties? - Which one is panties?
- Can you put them in a garbage bag? - Can you put them in a garbage bag?
- Then, I'll have these two. - These two are L.L. panties.
- That's good. - It's a recommended brand.
- Thank you very much. - Where is Aoyama?
- Aoyama ran away. - Where is Aomin?
Aoyama? Aoyama-san?
Aoyama-san?
Wait a minute.
Aoyama-san?
Wait a minute.
- Aomin-san, what are you doing? - Aoyama-san ran away.
Can you give me one more point?
No, I'm a woman.
I'm trying to choose a man over here.
Aoyama ran away and was brought back.
- The total is 2,080 yen. - The total is 2,080 yen.
- Here you are for 3,000 yen. - Here you are for 3,000 yen.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Is it okay for you to fish? - No, it's not like that.
I don't fish in a normal place like this.
It's Sugamo, so there's no culture of fishing, right?
- It's Sugamo, so there's no culture of fishing, right? - No, there is.
You underestimate Sugamo, don't you?
- Sugamo is where you catch the most fish, right? - What are you talking about?
Here comes Saya, whose instructions are getting more and more intense.
In order to make sure that Aoyama hasn't found out that it's a prank,
they make Aoyama leave the location.
By the way, did you say Aoyama-san?
Aoyama-san is interesting, but I've never seen him like that.
Is it like that in work mode?
Aoyama-san's private life and...
I thought you were already on this location.
She hasn't found out that it's a prank.
She seems anxious about Aoyama's work mode.
Aomin-san is a senior and he appears in a lot of variety shows.
I came here today because I wanted to study.
But, I'm not good at studying.
You're not good at studying.
I can study with this.
You can study with this.
I can study with this.
That's right.
Let's do it a little more.
I can do it with this.
Next, we'll do it with this.
Fortune-telling.
The last one is the well-known fortune-telling bag.
What should I do if I'm exposed to various things?
That's scary.
What should I do if I'm exposed to the fact that I used to ride on the river in the past?
You used to ride on the river in the past?
At that age?
You used to ride on the river in the past?
That's scary.
What should I do if I'm exposed to the fact that I used to ride on the river in the past?
Your face is sticking out.
I won't move.
No way!
Senpai's unknown past.
Let's get started.
I'd like you three to tell me about your past.
Yes.
Let's start with Aoyama-san.
Yes, please.
What do you want to know about your past?
Love...
I'm aiming for a guy next to me.
It's better if you don't have one.
I wonder what will happen.
I'd like you to tell me about your past.
If you tell us about your love fortune...
My luck is good this year.
Your luck is good.
My luck is good.
So I push and push and push.
Push and push and push.
Yes, yes.
I have a high chance of falling.
You have a high chance of falling.
Men are like that.
It's weird.
It's awkward.
What is it?
It's true.
I love you.
Yes, of course.
By the way, how old are you?
Me? I'm born in 2006.
I'm already in July.
Kiran-san is completely out of his mind.
Both of you are...
It's a perfect match.
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Let's book a chapel.
Congratulations on your wedding, Shiraka.
It's not like you're getting married.
Yura-san, I thought you weren't human, Ishida.
Finally, Yura-Yura's fortune-telling!
But, due to Saya's instructions, the site is in chaos!
How long have you been married?
I've been married for 14 years.
14 years?
Yes.
What month is it?
It's June.
June?
Yes.
Your hands...
What's wrong?
I'm in love.
Love?
You're in love with her?
I'm a senior at work.
I want to get to know you better.
How can I do that?
Isn't it better than fortune-telling?
Fortune-telling accepts anything.
It accepts anything.
It's ineffective.
It's energy.
Yura-Yura's heart is completely broken,
so she's telling a story here!
Aoyama-san, do you have anything?
I'm happy with everything.
What is it?
No, no, no.
What is it?
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
Great!
Yura-Yura explains the real project.
I thought you were in trouble today.
Well, I got so angry that I wondered whether it's okay.
I'm a senior, but I'm afraid you'll be angry at someone.
I see.
I should control myself.
You're not taking care of yourself at all, you know.
No, it's too hard for me.
Don't you take care of yourself?
My back was facing you, so I couldn't shake you.
After this...
By the way, what was the worst thing you've done?
Well...
Nothing.
By the way, what was the most dangerous thing for you?
Well, everything was dangerous.
Everything was dangerous.
As soon as it started, I started running.
You tried to roll over.
I've never seen anyone running on location while watching it on TV.
No, you have a different purpose this time.
It's a competition for IAMONI, so you failed again this time.
What?
Did I fail?
We'll continue until you pass.
Is it a continuous project?
That's right.
Next episode, let's sell our souls to the TV!
Rarando, who wants to sell a lot on TV, tries a crazy project on TV!
I can only watch this on TV.
I'll put it on my body.
It's delicious!