AISubs v3.6
The first time on Abema TV. It's heartrending, isn't it?
It's become a neobara frame and an even more aggressive project, but I'm not sure if you can watch it on Abema TV...
I'm operator Makino. Shall I speak for you?
Oh, thank you!
After this, London Hearts was...
It's unbelievably noisy!
The number of fans is decreasing!
It's online, so it's okay to expose it, isn't it?
Young entertainers now do things like this behind their backs.
An elderly fan who was waiting for him threw away his bridal gown.
What the hell is that?!
Young entertainers of the next generation...
What kind of behavior are they doing behind their backs?
The staff raises all their efforts to obtain information.
Are you okay?!
What the hell is with you?!
They gathered without being told anything and got scared.
It's a lie!
In addition...
It's an unexpected backdoor and Mr. Atsushi got caught.
You know about it, too!
Why do you know about it?
No, why would I know about it? It's bad!
It's bad! It's bad!
Young entertainers' outbursts and Mr. Ryo's insinuations...
I'm scared!
I'm scared, too!
I have a letter for you...
What?!
Please enjoy a lot of talk that you can only see on Abema TV.
It's the worst!
London Hearts will air after this.
Sony Walks
An accident in the middle of the night. It's worrying, isn't it?
How should I talk to my partner?
Should I talk to my partner in person?
That would be helpful.
But, what about my future worries?
My car won't start up, and if I'm in trouble...
I'll arrange for a repair as soon as possible.
If you use our repair factory, you can get a car for free.
The car I got repaired delivered to my house.
I'll do it this far. That's why I'm chosen.
Don't worry, it's cheaper. Sony Walks.
To commemorate the 30th anniversary of Abema TV's reopening...
Ron Ha is...
A fan who was waiting for him to come out...
Has passed away.
A young entertainer who is carrying the laughter of the next generation...
Has lost his pride.
The fans are decreasing!
A girlfriend who met through a dating app...
Has died an unbelievable death.
No, no, no!
You really didn't say that!
Say it! Say it!
I'll cut your tongue off!
It's on the internet, so it's extreme!
Today, we've invited young entertainers...
Who are carrying the laughter of the next generation.
Thank you for coming!
But we don't know what's going on yet.
We don't know.
Let me announce today's program.
Young people are doing this behind our backs.
It's on the Internet, so you can expose us, right? 15 times in a row!
No, no, no.
You can't do that.
These three people are doing various things behind our backs.
These three people are already exposed.
We're not doing it because you're laughing.
We're exposing the actor's idol.
No!
We're exposing the actor and smelling his underwear.
It's a fact.
And we bought condoms to do it.
It's easy to understand.
Condoms are etiquette.
We thought the three of you were doing this behind our backs.
We don't know yet.
G-Pan Panda.
We've never been on a talk show.
We haven't done anything in public, but we've done it behind our backs.
I'm sure you're worried.
Tokyo Hotel.
Takeru.
I don't think it's in there.
Is it clean?
It's very clean.
It's often found in convenience stores.
You can't even get out of there!
There's someone who looks dangerous.
I've been thinking about it.
Maybe you're taking medicine.
I'm not!
I think I am!
"Indians" is...
"Tabuchi" is...
I'm your favorite.
Thank you very much.
Was it three years ago?
I'm sorry!
It was very popular three years ago.
It's bad.
Recently, "Shiba" and "Shiraga" are more popular.
You talk a lot!
Is it your first time in Miyashita?
Yes, it's my first time.
Have you met "Kusanagi" many times?
"Kusanagi" is getting more exposure.
Who would like to know about it?
I'm not particularly interested in it.
That's right.
How many people are here today?
Um...
Twelve?
Of course, there are people who wear it.
I see.
There are people who don't wear it in one shot.
I don't like it!
If you can't return it well or if you make a mistake in your reaction,
unfortunately, we'll go with "shut" as it is.
With "shut" as it is?
That's cool!
With "shut" as it is?
Let's announce the rankings.
First is 15th place!
"TOKYO HOTEISON" x...
What? What? What?
- All of a sudden. - It's from here.
IRAKANA SHA NO NORI
"TOKYO HOTEISON" x "BITCHU KAKURA TSUKKOMI"
What kind of information will it contain?
The person who provided the information is...
YAMAMOTO of FRANCE PIER.
Hey, he's my junior!
- Junior. - Junior.
"There are a lot of female fans of "DE MATCH"...
although it hasn't been publicized yet.
Actually, there is a girlfriend I met through a dating app.
- What? - What?
It's been about a year since we started dating.
- What? - What?
- Oh, so up until now... - Yeah.
- you didn't say you had a girlfriend. - My fans are decreasing!
- This is the worst! - This is amazing!
Actually, you have a girlfriend!
This is the worst!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Can we cut this out? - What?
- It's not publicized? - It's not publicized, right?
- Wow! - Wow!
- Is 15 years old like this? - 15 years old is like this.
- My hands and feet are numb! - What kind of girl is she?
- Do you have to say it like that? - I was curious about it.
- Her real name is Yokoyama Yui. - Yokoyama Yui?!
- No, no, no! - What?!
- We're of the same gender and age. - What a coincidence!
- What does she do for a living? - She works at a clothing store in Daikanyama.
- If you all go to Daikanyama, you'll meet her, right? - We'll meet her.
- Don't go! - Why not?!
- You often go there, right?
- I don't want to get close to comedians. - Why not?!
- There are so many weird ones! - There aren't that many.
- How old is she? - She's 25 years old.
- 25 years old?! - Yes.
- Then you're about the same age. - She's one year older than me.
- Where did you meet her? - On Tinder, a dating app.
- Tinder?! Are you serious?! - Yeah, it's an app for dating.
- Don't you have to put in all of your personal information on Tinder? - Yes, I do.
- You know a lot about it! - I do.
- You know a lot about it, too! - Huh?!
- Why do you know so much about it?! - Why do you know so little?!
- It's bad, right?! - Hey, that's too much!
- You understand it too quickly! - Why do you know so little?!
- I don't know what you're talking about! - On Tinder, you know "e" and "like", right?
- You know a lot about it! - I have a lot of juniors, too!
- Oh, you have juniors. - You have juniors.
- But you met her. - And we met.
- Is she friendly and normal? - She's a friendly and normal Tokyo Tea Company's Takeru.
- Wow! - Seriously?!
- This is it!
Then you'll find it!
Even fans, people who play Tinder will say...
Huh?
When you're dating, you both want to erase it, and you erased it in front of each other.
But on the contrary, I'm glad you found out you were dating.
We've been dating for about a year now.
That's amazing.
Your current feelings...
- "Bitchukagura" - "Bitchukagura"
Huh?
What have you done?!
No, it's not like that.
It's not human.
Were you surprised?
This is what he's doing behind the scenes.
Next up, #14...
"Yasashizu" means "kindness".
"Kindness"?!
This is bad.
"Kindness"?!
It looks like he's about to do it.
The atmosphere is...
He was born in 1989 and lives in Yoshimoto.
Yasashizu
What's that?!
He's a king of king and finalist.
His hat is funny and he has a black tie.
The person who provided this information is...
Maeda of "Karatachi".
We're in the same generation.
Yes, we are.
One day...
Have you seen this before?
He showed me a YouTube video.
It was a video of Ashida Mana-chan dancing and singing with AKB.
At this age, you're good at this job.
He was impressed and watched it over and over again.
But I think...
He likes little girls.
It's gross!
It's too broad!
Isn't it a lolicon?
That's no good.
No, it's not a lolicon.
It's really amazing!
Ashida Mana-chan?!
Yes.
It's perfect!
I really want you all to see it!
So, this is...
It's not about sex.
It's about parental love.
Parental love?!
So, it's not about sex?
It's not about sex!
Anyway, Maeda of "Karatachi" is a lolicon.
Is that so?!
That's what a lolicon says!
A real lolicon!
Does your partner know about it?!
If your partner doesn't know about it...
If you get caught with a lolicon...
You won't be able to appear on TV for a while.
For a while?
No, no...
I won't do it!
You're so stubborn!
Following the lolicon rumor, here is the 13th place announcement!
g-pan panda
ittei
Hey!
"ittei" is here.
They've been together for 3 years.
They belong to "watanabe enter." "g-pan panda"
They went to the same middle school as Tsukuba University.
They both went to Waseda University Elementary School.
The latter is Hoshino To, who is a tax accountant.
The IQ is high and handsome, "ittei" and their intelligent combination.
"ittei" has a high IQ.
It's on a TV show called "mensa" where people with an IQ of 2% can watch it.
He's so smart.
That's amazing.
What is he doing in secret?
He's so cool.
The person who provided this information is "franspia" of "yamamoto".
How much information does "franspia" have?
"ittei" likes "yakitori no kawa" but...
In a previous "wakate" show, "ittei" said that "yakitori no kawa" is because "ittei" looks like it's eating humans.
"ittei" cried in front of the audience.
Why is "ittei" laughing?
Wait a minute.
"ittei" loves "kajiru"'s texture.
"ittei" likes "tori kawa"?
"ittei" likes "tori kawa"'s texture.
"ittei" likes "kajiru"'s texture.
"ittei" likes "tori kawa"?
"ittei" loves "kajiru"'s texture.
"ittei" likes "kajiru"'s texture.
"ittei" loves "kajiru"'s texture.
When "tori kawa" is private, "ittei" does like this.
In the room of the band's house "ittei" does this.
"ittei" seems to enjoying it.
Why does "ittei" chew "kajiru"?
I want "ittei"'s texture.
"ittei" plucks "kaja" of different people in the band house.
Especially "kaja" of various people clouds.
I often do this at concerts.
I'm checking if it's funny or not funny even if I bite it.
There are people who don't get angry even if they're close.
Even if you're close, you can't get angry.
The one who doesn't get angry the most is Kusanagi.
No, no, no.
Wow, Kusanagi.
That's right. He's gentle.
I have a gentle image.
I've always thought you were weird.
Oh, I see.
What do you mean?
You're a philosophical psychopath.
What is it? Why is it? What's weird about me?
Don't say it so quickly.
Wait a minute.
I can't catch up with you.
Do you want me to do it from above my clothes?
That's good. Go ahead.
It hurts. It hurts. Wait a minute.
It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
Kusanagi, say something.
You're the biggest psychopath.
What about the future?
The future?
Can you bite me again in the future?
Wait a minute.
I can't do anything about it.
What about you, Ryo-san?
Why?
If you bite me, something really bad will happen.
Can you let me sleep?
What do you mean "sleep"?
I don't want to sleep! I'm scared!
Are you going to sleep?
What's with your stomach?
Stomach?
Stomach!
I've never had a stomach!
Wait a minute!
It's a scary one!
I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm scared!
Go! Don't hold back! Don't hold back!
Go! Don't hold back!
Go! Don't hold back! Don't hold back!
My wrist! My wrist!
My wrist will definitely hurt!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
What's with you?
I'm scared!
Wow, you're crazy!
Why did you get hit so much and you're still biting me?
How was it?
It's definitely good!
I like it!
You should come bite me sometimes!
Don't bite me! Don't bite me!
I'm scared!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
He's a little...
His eyes are wide open.
Did you try to go around while biting me?
That's a crocodile's way of doing it!
Next in 12th place is Kimura of INDIANCE.
But he didn't do too well, so it's a cut!
Next up is 11th place!
Kishi Takano, Takano!
Takano!
What's up with you, Gapper?
Kishi Takano's bold statement, "Takano!"
In the internet idol trap, he tried to hug his co-star...
...but ended up grabbing a condom.
Information provider, Bandora's Yasuhara.
He's a senior.
Recently, Takano's statements have gotten bigger.
When we went on stage together...
...he said to me, his senior, with his ears...
It doesn't matter, just blur it out.
I'll do something about it.
No, no, no!
It's not a dengue!
You're on it, Takano!
No, no, no!
He was a pretty strict customer.
You said it first!
I said it!
I'll do something about it.
With my ears!
You're a little different from the others.
You're getting carried away!
On top of that, Yasuhara also said...
Yasuhara...
He's a senior.
Recently, Takano's statements have gotten bigger.
"Kotouge-san," "Nobu-san," "Sawabe-san"
Next up is me.
Wait!
You said it!
You said it, Takano!
No, no, no!
You said it!
You're different from the others.
I'm not a pervert!
You only go to buy condoms.
No, that's not it!
I bought it to protect girls!
Don't sell it for a lot of money!
That's right!
This is what he's doing behind our backs.
Next up is 10th place.
Stand-up comedy.
Udon.
"Udon," right?
What is it?
Udon Okumura.
A perverted man who sniffs idols' clothes.
Information provider, Komiya Sanshiro.
Komiya-san.
A middle-aged fan who abandoned his virginity.
That fan is a famous person who has a big carrier bag and tries to stay at home right away.
Is that so?
What kind of woman is she?
She's pretty chubby.
Who does she look like?
Komiya-san and my seniors often say that she looks like Nancy Seki-san.
She's quite chubby.
Did you ask her?
No, I didn't ask her.
As a result, I became a pervert.
But you have to invite her.
I got a DM.
What kind of message did you get?
I asked her out for a drink.
She said she didn't mind.
So we met up in Nogata.
She had a really big carrier bag.
Who is she?
But you knew her, right?
As a result, I didn't know her.
My seniors knew her.
But I didn't know her at all.
She said she lived deep in Chiba.
She couldn't go home anymore.
She said she couldn't go home either.
So I asked her out for a drink.
And?
She said she had a favor to ask me.
She said she wanted me to kiss her.
Oh.
But if you're not that kind of woman,
you wouldn't do it.
So I didn't know what to do.
She said she'd let me sleep if I kissed her.
With conditions?
With conditions.
So I kissed her.
And she asked me for another favor.
The second favor.
She said she'd let me touch her chest a little bit.
So I said,
if you touch my chest, will you let me sleep?
With conditions, right?
Yes, with conditions.
So I asked for more.
And I got more and more favors.
And when I realized it,
she said she wanted me to kiss her.
Kiss her?
You wanted me to do it, didn't you?
No, no, no! I didn't want you to do it!
If you didn't like it at first, you wouldn't do it.
You were doing it for the other person's sake, right?
No, no! I was doing it for a woman's sake!
No, you weren't doing it for a woman's sake!
But if you do it over and over again,
the next favor would start.
Like, 'we're dating,' you know?
But she was a pretty active woman,
and it seemed like she wanted to conquer various men.
She was active.
Yes, yes. I was like number one out of one,
and number two out of three.
That's what it was like in the early stages of Mario and other games.
They're doing this behind our backs.
Next up, number 9!
Indians! Tabuchi!
Yes! Is it me?!
You're finally here, Tsuji!
Born in 1909, he's from Yoshimoto.
He's an Indians' high-tension idiot, Tabuchi!
Grilled meat is fresh!
Even though he's not very friendly, pay attention to what he's like!
Information provider, co-founder of Ironhead, Tsujii.
Yes, Tsujii and I actually share a room.
- You live together? - That's right.
That's why we know what's going on behind your back, Tsujii.
- Information. - Yes!
The daily necessities you have in your chest pocket are...
- Yes! - Actually...
- Your mother's handmade... - What's with that?!
What are you saying, Tsujii?!
What's with that attitude?!
Wait a minute! Don't you think it's disgusting?!
Don't you think it's disgusting?!
Are you okay?!
Give me something more disgusting!
- But you didn't know about this, did you?! - I didn't know about it!
- It's your mother's handmade! - What are you going to do with it?!
It's your mother's handmade, and you can deliver it to your house in a box!
- It's all the same! - There's a lot of daily necessities!
- It's not just one! - No...
Actually, this corsage...
If you wear it all the time, it gets worn out.
And your mother was good at handicrafts...
But I'll make it for you, so use it in order!
And sometimes you send it in a box?
- From day to day, Maza-con is... - It's not Maza-con!
It's not Maza-con! I can't get excited!
Will my Maza-con talk get excited?!
- Why do you hate Maza-con?! - Because it's not Maza-con!
When my mother and I go out on our days off...
I say, "Is it Maza-con?"
But you make it for me, and it's disgusting!
Disgusting! Disgusting!
Bring me more disgusting information! What are you doing?!
- On top of that, Tsujii gave you this information... - That's right! That's right!
- She had a drink party with a certain president... - Yes.
- On their way home... - Yes.
While no one could see them, Tabuchi received...
All of the taxi fare on their way home from the president...
- Huh?! - But he didn't give it to anyone...
And put it all in his own pocket...
- No, no, no, no! Don't do that! - No, no, no, no!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- The difference between these two episodes is amazing! - No, wait a minute!
- No, I definitely didn't do it! - It's Maza-con's Nekobaba!
It's not Maza-con! Don't get excited!
It's not Maza-con, and there's no way Nekobaba would do it!
But Tsujii, who lives in the same house as you, is saying it!
- No, I definitely didn't do it! - Did you receive anything?
- Well, she gave me this information for everyone... - When you were all drinking together?
- That's right! - How much did you receive?
- She gave me 10,000 yen bill for everyone... - That's right! That's how it is, isn't it, President?
- Ehhhh! - That's right!
That's right! Nekobaba would never do that!
- She found out right away! - There's no way!
No, wait a minute! Tsujii-san!
I remember now!
When it was my birthday, I received money for my birthday party!
- It was a taxi fare and... - You're misunderstanding!
- I'm misunderstanding, but it's definitely true! - Ahhh!
- You received money for your birthday party! - How can you say that I received money for my birthday party?!
- That's right! - Is it okay?!
- No, no! You reported it to the tax office, didn't you?! - Yes, of course I did!
- Of course I did! - Of course you did!
- Will you do that?! - Of course I will!
- How much did you receive?! - Ehhhh!
- You reported it and it's working, right?! - Of course I did! I received 30,000 yen!
- 30,000 yen?! - Ohhh!
Then how did you report 30,000 yen to the tax office?!
- How did I report 30,000 yen?! - You reported it, didn't you?!
- But it's not like the way you think it is! - Which one is it?!
- It's not like the way you think it is!
- I want you to tell me about it! - Which one is it?!
- When was it?! 2010?! - Was it June of last year?!
- The deadline... - Oh, it's March!
- March of last year! - You know it, don't you?!
- He's a public accountant! - He's a cash tax accountant!
- That's right! He's a public accountant! - Tell him about it! Tell him about it!
- You have to report it even if it's 30,000 yen, right?! - Of course I did!
- What did you get paid for it?! - What did you get paid for it?!
- Yes, I got paid for it!
- What did you get paid for it?! - Here it comes! He's a professional!
- He's a professional! - He's sweating a lot!
- He's sweating more than he did at Mazacon! - Oh my god!
- First of all, what do you do for your daily life? - Yes, yes!
- What do you do for your daily life? - My family runs a photo shop.
What do you call it?
- We send the money... - Hey, hey! Look at his face!
- Look at his face! - Oh my god!
- Sir! Sir! - You're wrong!
- I'm not doing anything wrong! - He's looking at you and sweating!
- Sir! Sir! - He's scared of you!
- You're wrong! - Hey, hey!
- You're making a mess! - Just a minute!
- You read it like a cash transfer book! - Yes!
- As if you're reading it! - You send it to your family!
- So you leave your income to the photographer? - That's right.
- Wait a minute. - What about the 30,000 yen you received?
- I see. - So how do you...
Like I said earlier, you can only do what you think you can do.
- What do you mean? - You can only do what you think you can do!
Hoshino-san! Hoshino-san!
Do you think you can make it in time? If you forgot something, do you think you can make it in time?
- It costs a little money, but you can make it. - Even if it's a little money, it's not that expensive, is it?
- Well, yes. It costs you a penalty of "a little serious charge". - What does that mean?
- What does it mean? - It's a scary idea!
- You don't have to worry about it. You're doing it right. - In the future!
- I want to give you advice when someone who has been misunderstood like me appears! - I see.
- Depending on the percentage of seriousness you had less, the penalty increases. - I see.
- Isn't it the same for the taxi fare? - That's right.
- That's right, isn't it? - In other words, if you got 10,000 yen and used it all for the taxi fare, - Yes.
- you might have gotten 10,000 yen for the taxi fare. - I see.
- But there's also a penalty, right? For example... - Yes.
- You get a little penalty for getting 10,000 yen, right? - Yes.
- How did it go? - How did it go?
- Where did the money go? - Huh? Where did it go?
- I'm asking you! - What?
- Where did the money go? - Um...
- Is it in your pocket? - Is it in your pocket?
- Who is he? - No, no!
- I'll give you my under-eye area. - Your under-eye area!
- My under-eye area! - How about we end it here?
- Yes! - If you have anything else, please let me know.
- That's great! - That's great!
- That's very kind of you. - If you have anything else...
- What's with him? - I'm sorry.
- Say hi to your junior. - Why are you here by chance?
- That's weird! - Why are you here by chance?
- You're so annoying!
- You're sweating!
Let's continue with part 8!
Miyashita Kusanagi.
Miyashita.
Me?
Miyashita.
I don't think so.
Born in 2004, Miyashita Kusanagi from Ota-pro.
Recently, his negative attitude and behavior have become noticeable.
Let's ask him about Miyashita's secret information.
Information provider.
Yes.
Manager in charge of it.
Manager in charge of it?
Look at me as a manager.
In any case, Miyashita thinks about his partner Kusanagi more than anyone else.
He used to live in Gunma, but to manage Kusanagi, he moved into the same apartment as Kusanagi.
Miyashita picked up Kusanagi, who seemed like a comedian, formed a duo, and is now able to appear in programs.
Miyashita's success is also thanks to Miyashita's production ability.
Miyashita also helps with the program survey, in which only Kusanagi appears.
At the end of the recording, Miyashita also receives a report from Kusanagi about how it was, and Miyashita tells Miyashita about Miyashita's negative attitude and consideration of it.
In addition, Miyashita writes stories about Miyashita, and Miyashita keeps eating Saba cans in order to improve Miyashita's brain's rotation.
Miyashita also puts books such as self-development books in Miyashita's entrance post.
This is the only good story this time.
It's a really good story.
Your hair color is different! It's big!
Only my hair color is big!
But I didn't know you were doing something like this behind my back!
That's right. I thought you were a comedian I'd never seen before.
I've been feeling like it'd be a waste if you didn't make it into the world.
I'm really happy about what's happening now.
What's this?
Why?
That's what I was thinking.
You're happy and you know how much love you have for Kusanagi.
That's what I think.
Yesterday, I wasn't told what I was supposed to do.
But until about 6 or 7 in the morning, I was told to do a simulation like this.
That's amazing!
There were a lot of past projects on Wikipedia on London Hearts.
I was told to do it like this.
That's amazing!
You're amazing!
And you're grateful for Kusanagi's advice, right?
That's right.
That's why I took a copy of the book I got by myself.
I see!
Thank you.
You're amazing.
What kind of self-development books do you give out?
The words I'm giving out are really bad.
It's not about persistence or strength.
But I draw a red line and put it there.
You draw a red line and give it out?
I don't read it.
You don't read it?
Not really.
Not really?
But I leave it at home for about a week.
And I always give it back as if I read it.
You didn't read it?
I don't read it.
Even though you drew a red line for me?
I draw it in weird places.
Sometimes?
Um...
Like what?
You...
What?
Stop looking at me like that!
Seriously!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Those are normal eyes!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't read it!
What kind of lines do you draw?
Weird lines?
The words I'm giving out are like...
12 things you have to do by 50.
Isn't it too early for that?
Too early?
You're rushing it too much!
Do it! Do it!
Did you do even one of the 12 things?
You're rushing it too much!
50!
Following Miyashita, the 7th place is...
Miyashita Kusanagi.
Kusanagi.
Is it me?
Information provider.
Kagaya's...
Kaga.
A few years ago, before the M-1 qualifying round,
he drank too much at home alone and collapsed.
During the actual performance, he talked too much.
On his way home, Miyashita got mad at him.
Since then, Miyashita has banned him from drinking,
but recently, he's finally banned from drinking.
The other day, at the party table, he said, "If it's just one drink, it's fine."
I ordered a ginger highball, but I couldn't drink it in one bite.
"This is ginger ale." "You're wrong." I said and drank a lot.
I want you to order me another drink.
But you made me think the first drink was a soft drink,
but in reality, it was a lie to make me want to drink two more.
Later, Miyashita found out about it and was very angry.
You're so clumsy!
He really has a bad drinking habit.
Really?
He really has a bad drinking habit.
I didn't think he would drink much.
I drank a lot.
Even in the M-1 qualifying round, I was drunk.
I didn't know what he was saying next to me.
He told me to wash the whiskey bombon and eat it.
I thought it was whiskey bombon because it was thick.
But you're worried about that, aren't you?
You can't tell jokes when you drink.
I don't like the habit of running away.
I see.
I don't want you to drink all night on stage.
I think it's a growth for you to run away and drink a lot of ginger ale.
You're thinking about it, aren't you?
But if you think about it, it's a growth for you.
You're thinking about it, aren't you?
First of all, you might be noticed if you're facing or lying down.
So you can't wait until you're in position.
It's getting worse.
You're not educated anymore.
He's an excellent player.
You should do your best to catch up with me.
What's that?
You should do your best.
This is what they do in the backyard.
Moving on to number 6!
A person whose name hasn't come up yet...
Who is it?
It hasn't come up yet.
I see.
The next one is number 6.
Let's go.
Number 6!
Babylon, Chiba!
Here it is!
6th place!
A flesh-and-blood battle in Babylon!
Ake-chan's favorite player!
A perverted attack against an idol!
Information provider "Daitaku no Dai"!
Wow, here it is!
Do you know who he is?
He is very close with a very rich woman who is 23 to 24 years old.
She says she is not his girlfriend, but maybe he is hiding it from her.
Even though he is fat, he is unexpectedly popular.
Well...
What do you think?
Well...
That makes sense!
Is she the woman president of Jinguisukanya?
No, she is not his girlfriend.
What kind of relationship is it?
Well...
It's like...
less than a lover...
So it's not like that yet?
Well...
It is a relationship between men and women.
It is?
It is.
With that woman president?
It is.
It's not like that, but...
She sent me a DM first.
From him?
Yes, she sent me a DM first.
She sent me a DM first.
And she happened to see me on stage.
She said I was very cool.
So she asked me out for a meal sometime.
She sent you a DM from him?
Yes, she sent me a DM from him.
But you still have a relationship with her, right?
Well...
Even now...
You still see her sometimes?
Yes.
Doesn't she have feelings for you?
Well...
She is the one who takes care of me the most.
Right?
Do you see her often?
Well...
But...
I...
How should I say it?
You sound like you don't like it.
Well...
You know?
You have a lot of other women.
That's why you can't talk well with her.
That's right.
So...
That's right.
So...
Who are you worried about?
Well...
About five people.
Five people?
Are you kidding me?
No, no, no.
That's why you can't talk with her!
Seriously!
This is...
You have to hide it from her.
We still have more information about your relationship with her.
Isn't this it?
Information provider, Danbiramucho Ohara.
Who is he?
At the beginning of last year,
he went on a hot spring trip with Joy and Hakone.
Joy came out.
Another person again.
Is this the sixth person?
No, it's not.
Joy is...
Are you one of the five?
I told Joy to Danbiramucho Ohara,
but actually...
It's Genghis Khan.
It's Genghis Khan!
It's the same person!
Why are you lying?
My dad is the chairman of the osteoporosis clinic,
and he works there sometimes.
So Joy...
Joy...
Oh my!
This young man is doing this behind Joy's back.
Next, the fifth person!
Yasashizu
Saeki
"Saeki"?
"Saeki" exists?
Seriously, it doesn't exist.
It doesn't seem like it.
He's a really serious guy.
Is that so?
Yes.
The information provider is...
Danbiramucho Ohara
Yoshimoto's colleague
He's 33 years old this year, but he's still single.
He doesn't like the feudalism at all, but...
He's so busy that you can't believe it.
That's terrible!
He's so busy that you can't believe it.
How busy is he?
The most busy he is right now is 8 am.
What's his time schedule?
My time schedule is...
First of all, I'm definitely busy in the morning.
But when it's day time...
Do you do it as soon as you wake up?
I do it as soon as I wake up.
And before I take a shower...
I do it because I don't want to do it again.
You don't want to do it again?
Isn't it bothersome?
Showering and brushing your teeth...
Is that how you do it?
I do it more for work than for pleasure.
What are you doing?
I get ready, take a shower...
You get ready, take a shower...
You go out and come back.
It's night, right?
It's night.
Oh, it's night. I have to do it.
Why?
I go home and do it once.
What?
But you do it twice, right?
8 am is my day off.
Because you can't go to work?
Yes. So in the morning...
After I do it...
I get tired and go to sleep.
Because you didn't like it?
You're annoying!
You shower, brush your teeth and go to sleep.
Why do you brush your teeth and go to sleep?
When I wake up...
I want to do it again because I didn't like it.
You want to do it again, right?
I want to do it again because I like it.
You do it twice, right?
I do it twice, but I get tired again.
In the end...
So I go back to sleep.
You're annoying!
You don't have energy at all.
When I wake up...
You wake up...
Oh, I should have done it earlier.
So...
The cause?
The cause is...
"Nagori Shikori," right?
What?
Don't say my name!
I don't have a name!
Nagori Shikori.
What are you talking about?
But you still do it at 3 am?
Don't you get bored of it?
I get bored of it about four times.
You can't keep up with it, right?
I don't know if it's well-made...
It's done in no time!
If I take a break for about two hours...
Shall we go?
Everyone is like...
All young employees are there, right?
They're all good guys.
And you make it...
And at night...
You do it twice...
If it's about four, it's about eight.
But is it that adult video every time?
When I used the adult toy called Tenga, I thought it would go crazy.
When I put it in Tenga, I didn't know if it was good or bad.
If I used it any more, I thought it would go crazy, so I stopped using it.
So when you have a real girlfriend and you do that, you don't know what you're going to be like, do you?
It's scary right away.
Don't do it.
If you do it...
You'll kill her.
It's okay if you say it.
I won't do it.
You love her too much and you'll kill her.
You're that kind of person.
I won't do it.
You won't do it?
Continuing from Shikori Otoko, in 4th place is...
G-Pan Panda, Hoshino.
We saw it, Sensei.
4th place.
Hoshino E's information is...
Information provider, Kokoro.
Yamadeya.
Yes, yes.
He gave it to me.
Senpai.
Asanate Senpai.
No sexual desire.
She barely does anything.
Huh?
But if she doesn't do much, when she's sleeping in her dream,
a woman in white who looks like a whisperer comes and whips her.
When she wakes up in the morning, it seems like she's innocent.
What are you saying?
Because she's scared of that, she whips her once a month.
It's the opposite of sadism.
You whip her because you don't want to see that dream.
That's right.
Because you'll have a scary dream?
She's like a whisperer.
What?
She can't do anything at all.
Then a ghost that you can't even see its face comes and whips you.
But you whip it.
That's weird.
It's scary.
Why aren't you interested in it at all?
You spend time and money on it.
Why do you do it?
Don't say money.
Your brain...
This person is really...
Money is bad.
You should lend something to a factory.
I don't know what you mean.
Do you have experience?
I do.
You do?
I didn't know.
It's not sadism.
It's not, but...
I don't do it on purpose.
There are various types of sexual desire.
There's nothing else.
Other than sexual desire, there's no appetite or anything like that.
I eat on duty.
There are people like that, right?
Anything is fine, right?
If you get nutrition and your body moves.
That's really the case.
Even with jellies.
It's fine.
It's really good.
What do you enjoy doing the most?
I really like laughing.
That's cool.
I really like laughing.
Stop it.
Stop thinking about laughing.
You can work together, right?
These young people are doing this behind our backs.
The ranking is finally in the top 3.
Here is the third place announcement.
Wow!
G-Pan Panda, Ippei!
Oh, it's the second time!
It's the second time!
Ippei! Ippei!
He has a high IQ, but he likes to bite people.
The strange guy, Ippei...
has a surprising amount of information!
Information provider, France Piano's Nakagawa.
He's Kazu's apprentice.
Ah, they're close. They're really close.
The other day, I had a three-on-three marriage with a girl.
Ah...
At the time, Ippei liked a beautician with a handsome face,
so we went home first, just the two of us.
But in the end, until 5 in the morning,
we watched a handsome face in karaoke and didn't do anything.
After that, we were on a date by ourselves,
so I think he likes her,
but I'm worried about what happened.
Ah, you liked her.
Well...
That's right, you said "let's go" once.
Ah, you haven't met her since then.
That's right, you said "let's go" once, and it ended.
I see.
You were on a date by yourself, and it ended like that.
Yeah.
Let me get a letter from her...
Oh my god!
There are a lot of things I can't say.
I'm not going to tell you!
He's a popular guy who doesn't like to talk about himself.
He doesn't like to talk about himself.
What the hell are you doing?!
He goes on a date with a woman he likes in Gokon.
But for some reason, they don't see each other anymore.
Let me get a letter from her...
Oh my god!
Are you serious?!
Let me get a letter from her...
The staff of London Hearts contacted her...
I'm scared!
Let me get a letter about the reason why they don't see each other anymore.
There's something wrong with you!
It's been a while.
How are you?
It's been a while?
When I first met him at a drinking party at Nenshi and saw his handsomeness,
I was interested in him because I thought he would sell well.
Mr. Ippei is strange but cool, funny and stoic, and has a lot of intellectual stories that I don't know about.
He was a very attractive man even among the men I met.
However!
In January, when it was very cold,
he would necessarily invite me to Tokyo Dome City,
and I wanted to go on a night attraction.
After the drinking party, we were alone and too impatient.
When we were distracted, we looked like unreliable people.
I started to wonder if he would be okay,
and we ended up seeing each other a lot.
"A lot"?!
I don't like it!
"A lot"?!
I don't want you to "a lot" me!
If you calm down a little more and calmly judge the situation, I think you will attract women.
Unfortunately, this time it has become like this,
but I am looking forward to your activities on TV.
Please do your best!
Wow!
It's like a bad news for a job hunt!
What is this?!
I thought it was good, but when we went on a date...
Why do you want to ride an attraction like this when it's so cold?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
And what did you know about cohabitation?
Maybe I'm weird from everyday life.
I don't know where cohabitation is.
In that sense, I've known you for about ten years.
Oh, since middle school.
Basically, bumping into people is...
It's pretty important for others,
but it's not that important for you.
What do you mean by bumping into people?
When you're walking down the street, you bump into people and walk away.
Other people might think you're hurting them,
but you don't really care about them.
You don't really care about them and just walk away.
Maybe you have something against them.
Like "I'm sorry" when you bump into people.
You say "I'm sorry" sometimes, don't you?
It's not like you say it every time.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Don't say it!
You said "grasshopper is fast-talker", didn't you?
Yeah, that's it.
I just realized why she thought you were different from her.
Why did you say I'm different from her?!
I should have contacted you first!
You're opposite from her.
Oh, I see.
You have a lot of self-control.
You have a high level of self-control.
She's probably talking in her head right now.
She's doing this behind my back right now!
It's finally time for the second question!
Kishi Takano.
Takano!
The second information provider.
Bandora Yasuhara.
Yasuhara again?
Bandora Yasuhara-san.
When you used to do karaoke together,
you said you had a stomachache and went to the bathroom,
but you didn't come back for a while.
When you asked her "Are you okay?" after the karaoke,
she said "Oh, it's a lie. I have a stomachache."
I took it out of the bathroom because it was wet.
If you don't take it out of the bathroom on the way,
you won't be able to hold back your feelings and you'll be late.
That's scary.
No, no, no.
There's something like that, isn't there?
No, there isn't.
No, no, no.
You can't control yourself during the karaoke, can you?
I'm sorry.
So...
Go to the bathroom?
Sometimes it becomes like a game, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
And when you're doing this, you can't just do it like me, can you?
Oh, you get all serious?
Sometimes I get all serious.
You can be as confident as Chiba, can't you?
Is Bocchi the only one who can be confident?
What kind of person is that?
That's amazing!
It's not just Bocchi-man.
I'm not Bocchi-man.
I'm not No. 3, I'm not Bocchi-man.
I'm not Bocchi-man's No. 2 or No. 3.
Now...
Everyone is in the rankings.
Oh, okay.
Now...
First place...
Wow, what is it?
It's true, first place.
Right now, Wakate is doing something like this behind our backs.
Since it's online, you can tell us, right? 15 times in a row!
First place is...
The shocking story will be revealed for the last time.
Wakate and...
1st place, stand-up comedian udon.
Wait a minute. Am I 1st place?
1st place.
I'm definitely going to be bad at this.
At "Loka Chichoha", they're trying to hide their dissatisfaction with the popular duo.
It's like "let's do our best".
Children will cry.
It's not like I have anything to complain about.
It's too much.
Young people nowadays are doing things like this behind their backs.
1st place, stand-up comedian okumura udon.
Information provider Sanshiro Komiya.
Wow, it's scary.
A secret story that even the agency doesn't know about...
Wait a minute.
Wait, are you serious?
Actually, there is a 5-year-old child who is 1st place for udon.
Wait a minute!
You're not telling me!
You were married and divorced.
As expected of you, you're standing up.
As expected of you!
You were standing up at the same time.
Why didn't you tell the agency?
The agency...
Well, I couldn't say it and I didn't have the timing.
No, it's not like that.
This is a story from quite a while ago.
Well, you're 5 years old.
Right.
I got married at 23...
I'm 28 now.
When I was 23 years old.
I divorced when I was 25 years old.
3 years ago.
About 3 years ago.
So I only did it for 2 years.
You lived a married life.
I lived a married life.
Now, in order for a stand-up comedian to enter,
there is an audition live once a month.
At the same time...
Actually, I was married.
I'm thinking of getting married from now on.
There was an episode like that.
Since the next month, it hasn't come up.
I see.
It might be a coincidence, though.
So for me, as a young man who wants to work hard in comedy from now on,
I thought it would be difficult for me to get married.
So I was like, "Okay, I'll start working from next month."
The month before that, I divorced.
Did you divorce for that reason?
No, the reason I divorced...
It was a small fight.
I was a child.
It was a small fight.
I didn't have a solution.
You don't sound like you don't have a solution.
I didn't have a solution, but we fought.
I'm sorry.
I can't support you from now on.
It became like that.
Since then, I haven't had a chance to say it.
I'm glad you said it here.
I don't even know how to say it.
You don't know how to say it?
I don't know how to say it.
Why didn't you say it?
I couldn't say it.
There are many things in life.
It's not about whether it's good or bad.
But behind the scenes, something like this happened.
Am I not number one?
What do you mean you're not number one?
You're not number one.
Aren't you number one?
You're number one.