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Milk and Moriyama
Hide-and-seek!
"Mitris Moriyama" expects "Milk and Moriyama" to win over "Mitris Moriyama"
"Nasu" in "Nasu"
I'm sure you've been there
He's funny and cool
I admire him
"Nasu" in "Nasu"
Top 2 is "Tabuchi"
Top 3 is "Komiya"
"Nasu" in "Nasu"
Top 3 are "Goran" and "Kohei"
"Nasu" in "Nasu"
Even when I'm talking, I always feel like I'm being made fun of
Did you really think you were making fun of me?
I'm not making fun of you!
I'm just saying "Nobody's looking at your manzai!"
You're making fun of me!
I'm teaching you!
"Ibuchi" in "Worst 2"
"Yamamoto" in "Worst 1"
I couldn't think of any good or bad points about "Nasu"
"Nasu" in "Worst 1"
In terms of charm, I don't think it's the best thing about "Nasu"
I didn't like it at all
No matter what "Yamamoto" does, I don't think it's good
Earlier, he said it was his turn and he should talk to him
I don't think it's good
I'm talking so loud my throat is splitting
"Nasu" in "Worst 2"
From now on, we will announce the results of the general survey
The most attractive person is
Number 10
Number 10 is
That is
Mitorizu
Moriyama
"Mitorizu" is number one, right?
That's right
Unfortunately, you missed out on one million yen
Not at all
The reason is
26 years old male
Anikihada who is loved by many juniors
A type of person who gathers people around
If you have "Moriyama" near you, you definitely want to get along with him
That's great
19 years old female
Manly, cool, and looks like he will protect you with his big body
He is lonely, but his cap is on fire and he is cute
Full of charm
Wow, that's amazing
Z-generation?
He is loved by men and women
Wow
Why do you say "gather"?
Gather in
That's dangerous
Gather in
But I don't know
But there is "cute" too
Ah I see
Cash and cute
Cute people
What do you guys think?
You say something unpleasant
Well let's continue
18 to 59 year olds, top 2 who is always dressed up as men and women
Please
No.9 announcement
Please
Who will continue in Moriyama?
Top 2
Ohta
Wow!
Look at this!
You idiots!
What is this?
A 19-year-old man.
He is funny and cool.
He has a beautiful wife.
He is successful as an entertainer and as a man.
I think it is Mr. Ohta who makes people think that he is amazing.
What is that?
What did you think of?
Mr. Saito is funny.
His wife is funny.
His wife can't be funny!
He is a 51-year-old man.
He is the weakest and most popular among the members of the Jumpo family.
He is also the least prominent of the three.
I think that is one of Mr. Ohta's charms.
Why?
He is the best at making people laugh.
Is he a Jumpo family fan?
He is well known to the public.
Thank you.
Isn't he more prominent than Mr. Ohta?
From Mr. Saito's opinion,
I think I am more prominent than Mr. Ohta.
Is that what you are saying?
Can you give me a better reason?
In the survey,
when you jump on your back,
you had a cute expression.
No, I didn't!
When you jump on your back...
When you jump on your back in front of your family...
I jump on my back every time.
If you do that, everyone will do it.
It's about the time you start doing it.
It wasn't written for your family.
You heard it, didn't you?
No, no, no. It was written in the document.
How is it?
It's okay if it's a little lower, right?
Is it okay if it's a little higher?
Is it better if it's higher?
Wow, it's scary.
What are you talking about?
I'm curious.
I'm curious about the sound than height.
Did you get it?
No, I didn't.
The sound...
I'm curious about the sound.
Can you mute it?
Yes, I can.
Please!
I'll ask for a little louder.
Here we go.
What is it?
Why is it fluttering?
I don't like it.
Why is it fluttering?
My arm...
My arm is fluttering.
What is it?
My back is getting bigger due to exercise.
The connection with the floor is getting bigger.
I can't explain it
I pull it when I jump
You suck it up and jump
I laughed for the first time at back jump
For the first time?
For the first time doing like this?
Following Moriyama and Ohta,
Top 3 girls who are thought to be attractive in general are...
8th place goes to...
Nasu.
She's in the top 3.
She's attractive.
Moriyama agrees with it.
She wasn't in the 1st place but I thought she wasn't different from others.
She noticed Nasu's attractiveness.
I'm happy.
She's a 58-year-old woman.
Watching filming programs, she's easy to get along with.
She has a calm personality.
I'm happy.
She's beautiful like Daikichi of "Hakata Hanawaru Daikichi".
She's attractive for a 5-year-old woman.
She's likely to be the face of NHK in the morning.
She has a sense of grandeur.
Is she really that...
Why can't I hear her voice?
Can't you hear it?
Is it because of my hair?
She's a 26-year-old man.
She's a veteran but she has a calm personality.
She doesn't have pride in a good way.
She seems to enjoy laughing.
She doesn't seem to be strict with others.
She'd be great if she were her boss.
It's nice of you to say you want her to be your boss.
I used to say it too.
She's like a neighbor's older brother.
I'm glad you think like that.
I'm glad you're right.
I have a bad impression of her.
What is it?
If you want her to be your boss, you should watch some comedy.
That's not fair!
You're only saying that!
I've only seen it twice.
It's a mystery.
It's true that women like to say things without thinking.
You're mean!
Why are you looking forward?
You're looking forward!
You're lying down.
What do you think of her?
She's the worst.
Really?
What do you think of her opinion?
She's stupid.
She's stupid!
Why do you look forward?
You're the opposite of me!
Let's continue.
From 28 years old to 59 years old,
general men and women chose "I'm still happy" as 7th place.
I'm still happy
What?
What? What?
I'm still happy
A cut-in for Minamikawa san's single product?
Cut-in?
A cut-in?
7th place!
I'm still happy
He's taking everyone's expressions.
But it's weird, it's extremely hot.
It's extremely hot, this guy.
It's extremely hot.
Are you guiding me?
Now, Tabuchi.
Yes!
You're older.
She's a 22 year old woman.
Yes.
She always has a smile on her face, and when the camera isn't rolling or during rehearsals, she can easily imagine that she must be in a good mood.
I'm happy!
She seems kind to children and ordinary people.
She's like a child.
She's a 30 year old man.
She can slip sometimes, but she has a lot of expressions and reactions.
She doesn't do it on her own, but because of her synchronicity, she can do well with anyone.
She has the talent to liven up the place.
I'm happy!
People say that I talk too much, but I'm happy that you're looking at me like that.
Because of your synchronicity.
Right?
Because of my synchronicity.
You talk a lot.
I'm happy when people say that, but I don't get told that much.
It's long.
Speaking from the scene, you don't have much synchronicity.
Not much.
You don't.
You don't have much synchronicity.
If you say it like that, it'll happen.
It's the voice of the scene.
The voice of the scene is really loud.
It's important.
The man who appeals to ordinary men and women.
The last place of the top group.
The sixth place is...
This is bad.
The last group that needs to be called out here.
The sixth place is...
Lily!
Not yet!
It's Lily!
Lily is sixth place.
There's a good reason for it.
She's a 24-year-old woman.
Her manliness is leaking.
It's leaking.
Sometimes, you can see on TV and YouTube how women entertainers behave.
Leaking.
Anyway, she's a woman entertainer.
It's leaking.
It's not good.
She's a world-class entertainer.
She doesn't like it.
She really doesn't like it.
But it's not because she's a woman.
Men are nice to her, too.
They touch her like this.
Both men and women.
She's a natural entertainer.
I think she's the most popular entertainer I know.
Lily doesn't seem like she's trying to be popular.
She doesn't want to be popular.
She's trying to be popular, isn't she?
No, it's not like that.
But what's her name?
What's her name?
Why is it Lily?
It's Tomiya-san.
How did you come up with the name "Lily"?
I had long hair and a hat at a fair.
My classmates said I looked like "Lily Frankie."
That's how I got my nickname "Lily."
But it's a nickname.
You don't call her by her first name, do you?
But don't you feel like changing your nickname when you're doing manzai?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Tomiya-san, I think you have enough reasons to accept it.
What are you wearing?
I like your face, so I think it's Lily.
From now on, it's the worst group.
Raise your hand if you haven't said your name yet.
It's unexpected, isn't it?
I thought it was the other way around.
I didn't think all of you would come out first and all of you would stay.
I didn't do it.
I'm not stupid.
Be careful.
Let's get started.
I'm counting on you.
Fifth place.
If you combine the angles of ordinary men and women, it's fine.
I asked 200 ordinary men and women between the ages of 18 and 59.
I'm counting on you.
Fifth place.
I'm counting on you.
Nishimura!
Yes!
That's great!
Nishimura?
A good reason for being 18 years old.
On social media, it's good for you to teach you how to dress according to the weather.
Oh, it's on Twitter.
That's it.
Anyone can do it.
The first one is social media?
That social media is here.
For those of you who haven't left the house yet,
it's 14 degrees now, 22 degrees in the afternoon, and 18 degrees at night.
It's good for you.
It's easy to spend in the day and it's cold at night.
I don't like it.
In the end, only in Tokyo, Osaka people don't care about it.
That's it!
It's all about you.
So it doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
Can you do it all over the country only after this broadcast?
All over the country?
Only on the next day of the broadcast.
Nishimura's fans are all over the country.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it okay?
What do you want me to do now?
It's only in Tokyo.
What do you want me to do?
Atsushi, I always wake up at 6.30 a.m. and do it,
but I wake up at 3.30 a.m. and do it.
Stop it!
I thought you were going to do it.
Now, here is Nishimura's bad reason.
She is a 48-year-old woman.
She is fine and healthy, but nothing more than that.
She just has a nice face and thin inside.
There are many of them in Shibuya and Roppongi.
She is just a mass-produced young woman.
A mass-produced young woman?
Everyone says that.
That's amazing.
How many people say that?
She writes better things than me.
I'm happy.
I don't want to be a mass-produced young woman.
That's amazing.
People say that a lot.
Let's take it back.
Let's take it back with the weather.
I don't want to take it back with the weather.
You only care about the weather, don't you?
Let's continue.
I want to stay here a little longer.
Number four.
She has avoided the first three.
She is number four.
Komiya.
Finally.
It's not the first three.
It's different.
It's not good from here.
Wow, here we go.
Show me your face.
Calm down, calm down.
He is a 46 years old man.
He often blabbers by himself.
He is always negative.
Show me more energy.
You are energetic.
What?
You are energetic.
I'm sorry, I said it wrong.
You are energetic.
I'm fine.
You are not energetic.
I was scared of your eyes.
Do you want me to do it?
She is a 26 years old woman.
She blabbers by herself.
She is energetic.
She has a small heart.
I don't like it.
She blabbers for bad reasons.
Where is the source?
She blabbers by herself.
Was there such a program?
No, there wasn't.
Was it a private program?
Yes, it was a private program.
Did you say it in private?
I think so.
Did you say it in public?
I said it in public.
You should say it in public.
You don't have to be so mad.
In such a situation, Iguchi hasn't helped me.
But, I have seen you like that at a kabakura.
That's a good idea.
You have done it before.
Wait.
I wonder who said it first.
You said it first.
No one said it first.
I asked you where the source of information was.
I was really curious about it.
I was wondering who said it first.
The top three answers to the questionnaire are from Iguchi, Yamamoto and Minami.
Third place.
I have to get in here.
Please.
Get out of here!
Yamamoto-san!
It was difficult!
There is no way it's Yamamoto-san!
There is a reason.
He is a 23-year-old man.
I think it's interesting to watch it on TV,
but I've never seen a scene like a flashback.
I don't feel the power to attract people who say they want to see Yamamoto-san even at a live show.
Don't talk to me!
I was greedy for that line.
A 38-year-old man.
If a person with such a long career breaks down like this,
a good episode should come out of the entertainer around him,
but I've never heard of it on TV.
I've been told quite badly by my entertainer friends.
You don't know his private life, do you?
I don't hang out with him much.
I go shopping with him when I go to a water park like Hirako-san or Kusanagi.
It doesn't work, does it?
It's because you don't think about it.
Are you with Moriyama-san?
Even now?
I don't think about it at all.
You thought about something you didn't think about.
Karakuri!
Iron science discovery!
You thought about something you didn't think about.
You gave me money.
You thought about something you didn't think about.
How you did it is amazing!
You think about it!
You thought about something you didn't think about.
You gave me money!
Sad reunion battle between Ibuchi and Minami!
The one called out is WORST ONE.
I don't want to be called out.
The one called out is WORST ONE.
I don't want to be called out.
The most unattractive one is...
Minamikawa left.
Worst again?
Again?
Worst again?
Minamikawa!
Minamikawa is first and Iguchi is second.
She is angry.
Let's start with Iguchi.
She is a 26-year-old woman.
Even if you become her,
if you don't like something about her,
you will be hated instantly.
I think there is an infinite power
to make others feel bad about you,
but I don't feel any attraction at all.
First of all, she won't become you, will she?
She is a 48-year-old man.
Her style of acting is too different from her attraction.
Even she herself knows that
she is far from her attraction.
What a pitiful life!
It's too much!
It's sad.
She won M-1,
but what is a pitiful life?
She was a regular in Iitomo.
That's right.
That's why she is called a pitiful life.
She won M-1 in Iitomo,
but what is a pitiful life?
What would have happened if she hadn't won M-1?
She won M-1, but she is still second.
Is there anyone who won M-1?
There is someone who won M-1.
Inamika has won M-1 twice in a row.
She won M-1 twice in a row.
She is definitely an OJ.
She is number one in all generations of men and women.
She is not attractive at all.
She is a real beast.
Even if you become her,
even if you don't like something about her,
you will be hated instantly.
She will be hated instantly.
She will pretend to be polite.
She is a 19-year-old woman.
She is attractive.
She is fast!
Age and gender are not important.
19 years old woman.
We can't judge by appearance, but I think she's wasting her life because of her appearance.
She was said it last time as well.
She is not cool.
The concept of "physically impossible" is something I learned for the first time in South Korea.
Wow, first experience.
Physically impossible.
I taught him about it.
You taught him?
A woman in her 50s.
What?
Her personality...
What are you talking about?
Her bad personality is showing.
I wanted to think of her as a heroine only on TV,
but I've never heard a comedian say anything like this about her,
so I'm sure she's really not good as a person.
Not good?
No, no.
There are people who cover for her.
Comedians and other South Koreans.
There are people who cover for her.
Who is it?
Who?
Don't say it!
He said it himself just now!
Who is it?
She's a 27-year-old man.
Her personality is too bad.
She can't even kick people off and laugh anymore.
She's really bad.
She's worse than Iguchi.
Iguchi is also bad.
Iguchi is also bad, but I have to hurt him a little, too.
You're lost.
I'm not lying.
I just say the truth,
so I wonder if there are people who misunderstand me.
What are you talking about?
I'm not saying anything bad.
You're saying the truth.
I'm saying the truth.
I'm saying the truth even when I'm doing Nasu-san and Nasu-naga-san's manzai.
What are you talking about?
What?
Even if there are a lot of people watching and saying "Nasu-naga-san!" but I say "no", it's not good.
It's because I didn't say it, it's not good.
You don't have to say it.
How many times are you going to say it?
It's fun.
No, it's not painful.
Not one person is there.
Don't ask me!
You don't have to laugh, either.
Don't ask me!
She is one of the people who wants to do the most regular program.
Next week, the female talent, Obey Mackerel, will come.
I'm just going to bite you.
I've never seen such a smile before.
I think she will be a legendary existence.
There is no bad opinion at all.
The reason why these girls keep appearing on TV is...
It feels good!
I thought it was really cool.
Next week is CIVIC ONE GRAND PRIX.
In the winter, they will compete against each other.
I'm just processing the match.
Everything is exposed!
Kamaitas's participation in the GRAND PRIX will be exposed!