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"Self-proclaimed "Urekkos"
I'm Urekko. This is the first time "Urekkos" have teamed up.
"Mitorizu" has teamed up after a long time.
Nice to meet you.
"Urekkos" are entertainers and "Urekkos" are "Urekkos".
The setting and our posture is like breaking down on the ground.
Breaking down
I look like Asakura Mikuru.
Asakura Mikuru
Sunglasses and kanji.
You don't look like that.
Don't change the subject.
It's like someone calling you and arguing with you.
"No heart" is a long name.
The theme of this episode is
A charming man who has been popular with men aged 18 to 59.
Including his appearance and personality,
as an entertainer,
he has won many awards.
His way of life and so on.
His overall evaluation is included in this episode.
What rank did men and women of the world assign to these ten men and women?
Before we announce it, we'd like to ask for a prize.
The result of the lottery chosen by Ryo-kun is...
Nitris Moriyama!
What do you think of the public's opinion and your own opinion?
There's a lot of subjective opinion, but I think it's relatively calm.
I don't think it's that different from what the public thinks.
A man who appeals to the general public.
Moriyama's predictions for top 1 are...
10th place goes to...
Nasu!
No way!
No way it's Nasu!
But Moriyama has his own opinion.
Nasu doesn't look like a man.
But he's attractive as a man.
And I want to talk to Nasu.
I want Nasu-san to talk to me.
I'm sure you've all been around.
He's funny and cool. I admire him.
He has his own opinion.
Nasu, do you feel that Moriyama talks to you a lot?
Yes, I do.
I feel like I'm always close to him.
He's tall and strong.
Has Moriyama ever made his bangs fluffy with his breath?
That's close!
There's one more man who's in the top 1.
Lily!
She's good-looking and has a good personality.
It's fun and there's nothing wrong with it.
It's a perfect image.
You like "metropolis" a lot, don't you?
Overwhelmingly.
I also like "top down".
When we were shooting together before,
it was still fresh and I didn't know anything at all.
When I was making mistakes all the time,
I said, "I'm sorry I made a mistake."
Nassan said,
No, failure is success if you change the angle.
It's like you're giving me a warm word.
It was a very good thing.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
You know, don't you?
It's like "behind the moon",
which I thought was a mistake.
I'm asking you, Nas.
What do you mean?
What I wanted to say was
"behind the moon".
Don't you know what I'm talking about?
What do you mean?
You made a mistake, but you changed the angle.
Did I do something wrong?
You're number one.
Don't worry about it.
You're number one.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
You're number one.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
Why?
I know.
You can't say "You're charming", right?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
The man Moriyama likes is...
The man who is number nine is...
Tabuchi!
You're right!
I'm happy for you, Moriyama.
I don't say bad words about others.
I'm happy for you.
Not really.
It's easy for many people to say that.
But I never say it with other people.
I don't say it even if it's a good thing.
I don't say it to make people laugh.
But you know the difference between 10th and 9th place, don't you?
I'm happy.
That's important, isn't it?
It's very important.
I'm very positive.
That's your way of thinking, isn't it?
I'm an easy-to-put-down personality.
For example, I didn't do well in a talk show with the studio.
I said I did it at all in the hallway.
He held my shoulder and said, "Mr. Moriyama, you're always interesting."
Wasn't it interesting earlier?
It's interesting, so hold it yourself.
He's been like that for a long time.
On the contrary, when TABUCHI doesn't do well, he says it.
I don't know if TABUCHI doesn't do well sometimes.
I often watch it, but...
What are you doing?
You've been bad-mouthing me for a while.
What are you doing, old man?
He's not an old man.
Let's move on.
A man who hides his charm.
Top 3 predictions of Moriyama.
Yes!
What?
In this flow...
Your hair color has changed.
It's changed.
No, no, no.
Don't say "tum-chi-komiya"
when you're an emcee.
Don't say "what?"
Do you think so in general?
No, no, no.
That's right.
Only in the middle age.
Why?
Like this...
I'm being teased and
I spit poison.
But you're an overwhelming professional.
I know.
Your cuteness, sense of humor,
and smartness.
I think you'll notice it.
You're serious about humor.
When I had a drink with you,
you said something like...
Ah, I should have done this.
Ah, I should have said that.
You remember that?
That's amazing.
Maybe we're in the same boat.
You're a passionate man.
Thank you.
By the way,
"tum-chi-komiya" is number one.
It's attractive.
"Nassan" is like...
I don't like it.
I'm sorry.
I think it's attractive.
"Nass" and "tum-chi-komiya"
don't have any attractiveness.
You can't feel their emotions.
They don't have human feelings.
"Nass" and "tum-chi-komiya"
don't have any human feelings.
What do you mean by that?
I don't talk much,
but I'm sure you know.
"tum-chi-komiya" is like humans.
I'm sure you know.
"Nass" and "tum-chi-komiya"
don't have any attractiveness.
"Nass" and "tum-chi-komiya"
don't have any attractiveness.
"Nass" and "tum-chi-komiya" don't have any attractiveness.
7th place is "Lily", 6th place is "me", 5th place is "Otter", and 4th place is "Nishimura".
"Lily" doesn't care about gender or age, but she doesn't make people uncomfortable at all.
That's true.
She asks people who she met.
She asks female staffs who she met for 5 minutes about their experiences.
That's not good!
No, no, no!
No, it's not like that. "Lily" doesn't think it's funny or anything like that.
At a party or something like that?
Normally, she asks female staffs about their experiences.
Is that okay?
"Lily" has been asking each and every one of them about their experiences since she entered school.
She was a "experienced" person in the beginning.
It's about time you start realizing your human experience.
That's your own diagnosis.
She doesn't hate you.
But you can tell if she hates you or not, right?
That's right! She doesn't hate you!
She doesn't hate you!
She asks people who she doesn't hate?
That's right!
Even if she hated you, she doesn't hate you.
What's with you?
"Lily" has a unique personality.
That's strange!
She's very attractive, isn't she?
She's very funny.
She's very funny, isn't she?
She also has female opinions.
"Yamamoto" makes "Lily" the best.
She only does it for work.
But in a variety of studios, she doesn't say a word until the opening or ending.
That's no good!
Even so, she proudly goes back to the studio before the MC!
Isn't that too cool?!
This kind of guy is popular!
Are you praising her?
She's praising me!
Are you praising her?
"Lily" is probably the first Japanese talent to remove their pin mic.
See you next week! Goodbye!
"Lily" is probably the first Japanese talent to remove their pin mic.
In the remake room, he said "yo, brothers" and came back with fists.
He's definitely in first place!
I thought no one would give up.
But he's not that short.
He's in the middle.
No, no.
He's in the middle and it's embarrassing. There's nothing wrong with it.
Because he's buried from the bottom, right?
If he's buried from the top and buried from the bottom,
it means there's someone left over.
There's nothing wrong with it!
He's not buried from the bottom!
You're my best friend!
There's a reason for it!
Because he's on TV with his wife,
especially for women,
they think of him as someone's husband or someone's man.
They think of him as someone's husband or someone's man.
No, no.
In the opening, you have a lot of my feelings in you.
No, no.
You have a lot of my feelings in you.
That's right, that's right.
You have my feelings in you and everyone in the world.
What were you doing with the fist I made in the makeup room?!
We are brothers but...
You're the worst!
Who else was there?
Oh, right, right.
I don't think I'm that old of a brother.
Next is Nishimura!
Fourth place!
Why, Moriyama-san?!
As you can see, Nishimura is tall, tall and handsome.
He's not like that at all.
He's the middle-aged elite that everyone talks about.
Isn't he attractive?
I think many comedians say this but...
He's still a main character.
I know.
In the end, you'll pull me up, right?
It's like that.
Huh? You'll pull me up, right?
Is it like that?
You're too confused!
You're too confused with words!
You're not like that at all, are you, Nishimura?
I was going to say it while everyone else was guessing.
But before we started recording, I came up to him and said...
Please let me pull you up, senpai.
He said something.
Did you say it? Did you say it first?
Did you say it first?
He said it!
He said it first!
What about you, Iguchi?
I'm in the lower ranks.
So Nishimura and Ota-san are always in the lower ranks.
Why are you always in the lower ranks?
Choose a genre!
There's no reason for these two to be in the higher ranks!
They're always in the lower ranks, but the viewers are still in the higher ranks.
Are you higher than Ota-san?
I think I'm lower than Ota-san.
Oh, Nishimura-kun is in trouble.
What do you mean by "lower"?
If you say it like that, you're pretty amazing.
I'm 10th place in all of his previous polls.
If you say you're higher than me, you're pretty amazing.
Oh, Ota-san.
Why?
There's nothing fishy about it.
Like I said earlier, there's no reason for these two to be in the lower ranks.
There's no reason for you to be in the lower ranks. You're not human at all. You're not having fun together.
Iguchi-san, you don't look like you're in the lower ranks either.
It's like a heated fight.
You don't have to get so close to each other to talk.
Third place, worst three, this person.
Worst three, this person.
South!
That's a bad pose!
I'm so used to being the worst one,
and I'm so happy to be in the 3rd place.
You're pathetic.
You have to say more!
You like to say bad things about people, don't you?
So, rather than looking for good things about people,
I think you're always looking for bad things about people.
When you're alive.
I can understand that!
You don't care about people's strengths.
You were surprised, weren't you?
You like being happy to be in the 3rd place.
You're pathetic.
You thought you had something attractive about you.
You're pathetic!
The worst one is Shochiku's senior, Nasu.
Shochiku's senior?
Even when we're talking,
I always feel like I'm being made fun of.
You're not being made fun of!
You're just saying "No one's looking at your manzai!"
You're making fun of me!
I'm telling you!
You're kind!
I'm the only one who's looking at you!
You're still in 1st place, right?
Yes.
When I was writing the survey for Minamikawa, I couldn't stop because I was in the zone.
What were you doing?
I was really anxious.
"I'll be in it! I'll be in it!" I was really anxious.
But when I heard it from Moriyama, I thought it was for me.
You're not getting along with Minamikawa.
Please say it!
What's wrong with you?
You're not getting along with Minamikawa.
Say it proudly!
I'm not finished yet!
I'm not finished yet! I'm not finished yet!
I'm not finished yet!
I'm going to talk about it now!
Say it!
Yamamoto's time is up!
The show is over!
It's over.
The man who asks ordinary men and women.
Moriyama's prediction of the worst man is...
Moriyama's prediction of the worst man is... Yamamoto or...
I will announce the worst one and two at the same time.
Moriyama!
First and second...
How is it?
That's impossible!
Let's start with Iguchi.
Iguchi is a person.
But he lives by death and hatred.
Even if he wins the show race and has good things,
I don't think he will be happy with me.
Even if I win, I won't be happy.
He is too small for him!
You don't have to go hunting.
This is not an attack!
Who is it?
Nishimura.
Yes.
Mr. Iguchi is a champion of M-1.
"Hiraba" is interesting and "Ijirarenu" is 100 points.
"Aikata" is good too.
"Seppan" is good too.
"Obusu" is good too.
"Ochibi" is good too.
"Geifu" is bad.
No one can get this "triple play".
Why am I the only one who doesn't use "lucky zoom"?
I think about it every week.
It's like you can't help it even if you're told what you're saying.
That's right.
"Iguchi" is free.
"Komiya" made "Iguchi" the top two.
Of course.
When we were on the show, you cheered for us.
It's different from my image.
"Hitono" and "Shoretsu" also cheer for you.
"Komiya" and "Nakaihito" also cheer for you.
What do you think about it?
I'm not good at it.
What's wrong with it?
It's too small.
It's like "Pikumin".
Why is it okay?
What's wrong with "Pikumin"?
Why can't we all fight?
What's special about "Pikumin"?
It's nothing. I'm just saying bad things about people.
"Pikumin"! "Pikumin"!
It's all black!
"Moriyama" is number one!
"Yamamoto"!
That's right!
Really?
Don't lie!
From now on, "London Hearts" will be sponsored by sponsors like you.
"Moriyama" is number one!
"Yamamoto"!
That's right!
I'm glad you all said that.
That's amazing.
It's not like I'm saying bad things about you.
Why?
I couldn't think of anything good or bad about you.
When it comes to charm, that's the least charming thing about you.
No matter what you do, I don't think anything of you.
Earlier, you said, "It's my turn. Talk to me."
I don't think anything of you!
You raised your voice and made me choke!
I'll do something about you!
That's number one!
It's not charming!
It's not!
It's not like I'm saying bad things about you.
It's like a new angle.
Yamamoto is in the bottom of the top 3.
Lilly is in the bottom of the top 1.
What? Lilly? I said she's in the first place.
My partner said it too.
For example, she doesn't like it and goes wild.
I think she's just acting like she's laughing.
It's like she's doing it because she doesn't like it.
Like laughing?
It's not like that.
It's like she's doing a script.
That's not it!
She's in the first place.
This is also a bad thing.
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
That's a bad thing!
When she's enjoying herself, she makes a happy face and goes wild.
What is that?
She's doing it from the top of the top!
She's going wild!
The more she moves, the more she goes wild!
Is she acting like it?
She's not!
If she's in the first place, everyone will get mad!
She's going wild!
I don't like it!
I feel like it's a little difficult to do, but I don't like it!
It's a little bad?
Is it a little bad?
She's a little bad!
A little bad?
She's a little bad!
What a pitiful life!
A general announcement, summer!
Did you just ask me for my life?
I didn't say anything!
But your wife is interesting.
My wife is not interesting!
Why did you say Lily?
Ah, Lily!
The kiss between the actors is even more...
Well, well!
I couldn't say it because I couldn't stay up late!
Shochiku's most important person goes to the second round!
She's one of the people who wants to do the most regular program.
The desire to do it makes the industry staff praise the female talent!
I'm the happiest about this!
It feels good!
It's better for me to explain what's No. 1.
Check out the previous episode of "Urekko Kakuzuke" in "Terasa"!