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Mr. Nataru's Talent Advice Consultation!
What's this?
Last time, due to a scandal, his work was cut short.
I don't think Shinsoko is a good girl.
Don't say that!
That's why she's not in Japan anymore.
She flew away from Japan.
Everyone is unhappy about this.
I'm not angry!
You're not!
As for Kumada, who caused a scandal and caused a stir in society...
I'm just a little erotic.
Sensei!
He said you're erotic.
Even if you treat me like a normal person...
But you're a little sexy, right?
That's right!
I'm very interested in what you think eroticism is.
Sensei, please tell us what eroticism is.
Please say it.
I don't know.
Even if you say it abstractly, I don't know.
A.V.
Sensei!
Sensei, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Now for the second half!
Our contenders are Asai Project's "Flowing Stars"!
"Flowing Stars" attracted a lot of attention thanks to the 2013 "The Manzai" final show.
You're not "the manzai"!
In the following year,
"Millenniums" began with a comedy show by five groups who debuted in 2000, like "Audrey" and "Knights".
However, this ended in one year.
It was "Golden" after all.
"Golden" and "Millenniums" didn't make it through the break wave,
so they added one more "star" to their combo name and vowed to restart.
"Golden" and "Knights" ended their comedy show with "Millenniums".
"Golden" and "Knights" went back to their real estate business and sold solar panels.
On top of that, rumors about their marriage began to leak out, and the trend of their marriage began to worsen.
It's been 23 years since their marriage, and with the passing of time, will the light of their marriage ever shine again?
I see.
With that being said, what would you like to do in the future as a manager, Manager Tamura?
Right now, I'm focusing on events and sales.
I'd like to make them look like the best event and sales entertainers in Japan.
Also, I've been doing solo concerts since 2007, and I'd like to hold concerts at Japanese Budokan in the future.
I'm dreaming of holding a live concert.
When it comes to sales, it's not easy to make a living by using small tools or any other means.
We have people like Masashi Kumada and Megalo Iyasu.
But it's not easy to make a living like that.
When it comes to that, I'm not sure if I'm going to be number one.
It's like you've changed.
It's very specific.
What do you think about it?
You might think we're doing normal manzai,
but depending on the place, like when the stage is outside,
or when there's a long bamboo on the back of the stage,
we use that to appear and laugh.
You make it into a gag.
We use what we have and laugh.
We're not just doing normal manzai.
We use what we have and laugh.
That's how we feel.
We do have sales techniques, but...
How is it like?
Do you get many requests to be on "Nagarebashi" every year?
That's right.
Is it true?
Yes.
I've never heard of it.
It's like you're from a different school or university.
I see.
Do you really say you want to be in the same place every year?
Well...
It's pretty closed off.
Do you really say it?
Basically...
When we go to events or sales events, they always accept us.
They always give us a nice voice.
Do you say you want to do it again next year?
That's basically how we say hello.
That's basically how you do it?
It's a world you don't know about.
It's basically like that.
That's basically how you do it.
You shouldn't lie about it.
I'm not lying.
It's difficult.
It's different for people who do sales events and people who do their own live shows.
I see.
So, you're saying you do your own live show and you accept sales events.
I don't think it's linked.
I think you're aiming for something different.
Sales events are pretty shallow.
It's not shallow.
It's not shallow for everyone, no matter who comes.
I was wondering if you'd laugh at me if I brought a bamboo.
You said you'd rather use tools.
I'm specialized in sales events.
I'm using bamboo as a metaphor.
I'm using it because I actually received it.
I'm just saying it because I heard it on my own live show.
You said it.
I said it.
You said it.
I don't want to hear it.
Change it.
There's no change.
I think you want to see a work of art on your own live show.
The audience wants to see you laugh at a movie.
You want to see a laugh and a work of art, right?
Yes.
You seem like you're in a lot of trouble.
Is that the point?
It's hard to say.
I want to see the deep side of you.
I want to know if your relationship is funny.
Right?
What do you think? I don't know.
Is it funny?
I've never seen it.
Wait a minute.
I'm not saying I don't know, but I'm telling you.
I know you're fighting.
I don't know if it's real or not.
Do you want to hear about the combination house?
When it was really noisy in the world, it was really close, but now it's okay.
It seems like the combination house is okay.
I don't know if it's funny to be born as a combination house.
I often talk about it.
Takiue has come out a little recently, hasn't he?
That's right. It seems like it's okay for Takiue's badness to come out in the world.
Takiue said something wrong in the second tweet, didn't he?
I was really upset that I lost to Pusan Shiro.
I didn't think about it and said it.
What did you say? Customers?
The judges said, "You can't laugh like that."
You can't win a niche French movie like Pusan Shiro.
I was so upset that I said it.
I didn't say it when I was drunk at night, but at 9 a.m. the next day.
You said it calmly, didn't you?
I was upset even when I woke up.
I said it again in the second tweet.
I compared Pusan Shiro with a niche French movie.
I compared our own songs with jazz.
Jazz is a very noble music, isn't it?
That's right.
Ad-lib and ad-lib go well together, don't they?
Pusan Shiro said that.
Pusan Shiro and Nagareboshi said, "Then the score will come out and we will lose."
Pusan Shiro is a comedian, but he always looks down.
Pusan Shiro and Nagareboshi said, "That's all."
I was upset.
Pusan Shiro said, "This guy is jazz."
I think it's a waste of money.
Pusan Shiro looks good and refreshing.
Pusan Shiro is a car and a bench.
Pusan Shiro is a driver and a hamster.
Pusan Shiro can't drive.
Pusan Shiro spins around in the steering wheel.
Pusan Shiro is a waste of money.
I thought Pusan Shiro was a joker and didn't look like a human.
I'm relieved that Pusan Shiro looks like a human.
Pusan Shiro is smiling calmly.
When you get angry on the second half, you can't leave.
Don't you think you need to be more aggressive?
Don't you think you should be more aggressive more and more?
Pusan Shiro is a strong person.
It's like a heavyweight fighter.
Pusan Shiro has a strong face and is funny.
You're here to talk about your worries, but you say we should joke around?
No, this is also serious, so I'm really scared.
No, no, no.
No, no, I'm serious.
If you fight here, you're really fighting.
Well, that's right, but like I said, this feeling of fighting, I don't know what it's like, but I feel like I'm doing it.
The gag is like that, too.
You know, you're really mad about this.
For the time being, you feel like you're fighting, right?
For the time being, I feel like I'm with Shinichi-san on my way home.
You don't like it now, do you, Shinichi-san?
For the time being, I think I should hit him.
Actually, I'm sure you can make that kind of comment or something like that.
No, no, don't say it.
You're saying it's the other way around, aren't you?
Don't you do it?
You said that natural defense was interesting, so you can't make it up.
So when bad things come out, you can't turn to the side you control, right?
I'm doing that kind of thing behind my back, so I don't do any gags or anything like that.
You should have done it before.
I think you can try it.
So you can talk about natural episodes more and more?
Yes, it looks natural, but I'm sorry, but...
Don't say it all the time.
It looks natural, doesn't it?
The more you work together at the site, the more natural it looks.
You too, Dachou-san?
Ueshiba-san is natural.
That's right.
That's what it is.
The worst thing is that you're a questioner and Ueshiba-san is actually natural.
Who is a questioner?
Takei-san has that talent.
You're a questioner.
Is that true?
It's hot and straight.
I wanted to say it, but I didn't say it.
I thought you were trying to be cool all the time.
I thought you were thinking about it.
It's okay.
It's refreshing.
So I think it's big to mess with it.
I thought you had your own way of doing it.
You call me "takiue" towards me.
I like it a lot.
Why do you call me "takiue"?
I like it a lot.
It's one in two.
Isn't that crazy?
I don't know about one in two.
You should put up a real estate calendar or a building calendar.
It's about time.
Let's go back.
You're neat.
You can go now.
I know you're late.
So, taking out "takiue" and deciding that "chuei" is a serious character...
Nataru-sensei's back and forth consultation.
The last one is the number of "rai" that hits the senior.
Thank you for waiting.
You're weak.
The order is definitely different.
There are only two minutes left.
Stop it!
Don't say that!
It's only two minutes!
Please watch it.
I'm surprised!
Give me a break!
In 2016's "King of Kong",
he crushed the popular "Kamatachi" and "Jumpokera".
In his 9th year as a champion, he shined with "Rice".
No, no, no, what's wrong with you?
Last year, during this period of his reign,
the number of TV appearances increased at once.
- That's not true, is it, Sensei? - I see.
Will "Rice" have a break, too?
That's what people thought.
After winning the championship, he has been invited to several programs.
Only "Sekimachi" has been invited to a variety show before.
That's right.
And sometimes...
Sometimes...
"Rice" has won the championship on the Internet.
"Rice" has disappeared.
"Rice" is gone.
Words like that can't be said.
"Rice", is it really okay like this?
Now, it's like this.
What do you think of it, Ms. Kawamura?
There is almost no movement in the duo.
Only "Sekimachi" is exposed.
"Sekimachi" is often mentioned in "London Hearts".
Thank you for calling me.
In particular, you wrote without leaving any results.
That's what I thought.
"Sekimachi" is the only one who appears in the media.
Other than that...
Basically, there is not much media.
However, as a duo...
They will appear in a comedy festival in Shanghai.
Just like Ms. Jinnai...
I hope that "Sekimachi" will be popular overseas as well.
Yes, overseas.
Ms. Jinnai is also doing comedy overseas.
It's dangerous. Don't talk about overseas.
Don't say it.
You will be blown away.
Don't say you are in Japan.
Don't say you are overseas.
You will be blown away.
Don't say you are overseas.
First of all...
Is Nadal your junior?
He is my junior.
First of all, what is bad about him?
He doesn't have a nose.
He is not R-type.
That's true.
That's often said.
When he appeared in a variety show...
He doesn't have explosive power.
And...
I've never seen him leave any marks.
Not even once?
Every time...
He is interesting to some extent.
To some extent...
On average...
How do you say it?
He becomes a king.
And he changes.
We were together.
We didn't have many jobs.
We weren't called to do many things.
But we decided to do our best in our own show.
If we did our best in our own show...
We could be invited like this.
But we are different from RICE.
What?
We are different?
We are different.
RICE is heavier than us.
Is it that heavy?
We do have fun.
But...
If you say you don't have a nose...
Can you not have a nose?
What should we do?
Especially Jin-san, when you're walking in the city, can you talk to him?
Can you really talk to him?
Both of you look like you can't talk to him.
That's rare.
You mean you don't have a rice cooker?
You don't have a rice cooker?
That's rare. You don't have a rice cooker?
You don't have a rice cooker?
But I think you were prepared to lose.
I want to appear more on TV.
My partner is not good at TV.
I want to appear more on TV and become more famous.
But I can't leave a trace of it.
I can't leave a trace of it.
I forget about it for six months.
I can't remember it for six months.
Don't you want to remember it every time?
I watch it on TV many times.
I think it's the most reasonable thing to do.
You forget about it every time.
I think it's the most reasonable thing to do.
Then, why do you repeat it over and over again?
I can't remember it.
I'm a CRAY character.
Please explain more about your character.
You are the one who said that.
What will you do about this atmosphere?
Hey!
Please forgive me!
It was interesting.
He was fast.
He was the loudest voice in the world of Sekimachi.
It was interesting.
But it was too fast.
You prepared it.
Why did you scare me?
You scared me.
I'm sorry, but you won.
You should be particular about this.
You should fight fiercely.
A little bit.
Is Seki Machi okay for you?
Is there anything you want to do?
I see.
What kind of character do you want to play?
What do you want to do?
What are you good at?
I've played many characters.
What do you want to do?
There is something you can show.
There is something you can express yourself.
What makes you shine?
You are late.
You miss many times.
You missed many times.
I missed you many times.
I missed you many times for seven years.
You missed me many times.
It's not a big deal.
There were a lot of places like Ikeo that I wanted to go right now.
It was too easy to enter anywhere, and on the contrary, it was difficult to enter.
It's better to say it, isn't it?
Say it!
I don't know if it's funny or not, but it's popular.
The speed is fast.
It's not funny.
Seki-chan makes people laugh like now.
Is that so?
It's a bad thing.
Now it's funny, isn't it?
With this power.
What is it?
Suddenly, your tongue is amazing.
We are good friends.
We are good friends, so I want you to notice it soon.
Soon.
It's good for the third and fourth times, but it's not good for the first time.
Don't say "this guy".
Don't say "senior".
It's good to go and slide once or twice, but you're the one who lives.
You can't do it like you did a while ago.
Do you want to make such a face?
I know.
What is it?
I know it now.
Why do you suddenly come up with it?
It's your bad habit.
I don't know if you're a girl or not.
It's your bad habit.
It's not my bad habit.
You've been doing it since you were in the theater.
I can't give you anything back.
I'm just standing up.
There was a place for you to forgive me now.
Can I say it?
That's right.
You can do it.
That's right.
You're just a bad guy.
To do that, Hasegawa said a bad thing about you.
You should have said it now.
If you don't accept it, you can say you were angry with me.
I see.
It's serious.
I'm not good at doing it.
Please do it for me.
How about you, manager?
We can say it together, but...
What do you think about "tadokoro"?
"Tadokoro" has a strong script.
You're writing a story.
I hope you will write a movie script like "Guitar Hidori" in the future.
I see.
"Guitar Hidori" and "Guitar Hidori" are similar.
I agree with you.
"Tadokoro" has only one character.
"Tadokoro" is just like "Guitar Hidori".
You're trying to do something similar.
You're right.
You're not good at it.
You don't have to say it.
You look like you're writing a story.
You're making me nervous.
You're trying to say everything.
You're pretending like you've thought of everything.
You're not like that.
You're trying to think of "tadokoro" as everything.
"Tadokoro" is not only about the players.
I agree with you.
"Tadokoro" is also about the finals of "King of Mondo".
Please give me a break!
You're not like that.
I'm glad you said that.
You're late.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please give me a break.
I see.
Give me a break.
Please give me a break.
You should say "Guitar Hidori" several times.
It's like saying one last statement.
But you're good at it, right?
I want to show it more and more.
You can do it.
You can do it, right?
Yes, you can do it.
You can't do it at all today, can you?
It's about Miyake-san's way of doing things today.
Please take that back!
Today's topic is Miyake-san's way of doing things.
Is it better than Miyake-san's?
Miyake-san's way of doing things.
No, it's not like that.
Give me a break!
Give me one more chance!
Give me a break!
The atmosphere you're in right now...
You just said it to everyone, didn't you?
At first you said it to Jin-san and then you said it to everyone in this atmosphere, didn't you?
That's fine.
You can do it like this in various patterns.
You're not wrong about what you said.
It may be a good idea to do it once in a while, right?
Sensei, you're sick of it, aren't you?
That's enough!
You're sick of it, aren't you?
Give me a break!
I thought you wouldn't say anything!
Give me a break!
This is your first time, so I know you can't do triplets.
You can't do triplets.
Can you do triplets every day?
I can't do quadruplets.
Can you come again next week?
I want you to do it when you are not tired.
I will call you back in six months.
Please forgive me!
Call me back next week!
You did it!
After the recording, we asked Mr. Nadal about his impressions.
I think I gave you some advice about what you are worried about.
I'm sorry. I don't remember much.
I want to apologize to Mr. Munai.
I wasn't concentrating on anything.
I sat down facing sideways a few times.
Please finish buying it!
But Mr. Sekima's new way of using jokes is very interesting.
I woke up a little there.
I was sleepy, so I woke up there.
Next January 9th is the Golden Special!
Celebrities will battle it out in sports!
It's so cool!
It's going to be a fierce battle!
What are you doing?
It's going to be exciting!
In addition, Akio Shizaki and Mako Ogawa will be there!
What kind of update is that?
It's a mistake!
And the Chinese art historian Fang Shilin will also be there!
A three-hour special on Longhar TV Chidori Golden will also be there!
In addition, "Terasa" is distributing past lineups and original works!
How long are you going to say that?