AISubs v3.6
Oswald & Yosuke
Let's play hide-and-seek!
If I could be reborn, I'd choose this man
Oswald chose Yosuke.
Long coat daddy chose Yosuke.
You sound like Kubosuka Yosuke.
Do you think so?
You sound like him.
You sound like a drunk man.
Suga-chan chose you as the worst two.
Why did you choose me?
I feel empty inside.
Empty?
You can't feel it, can you?
The top five are as you can see.
As for Kano...
I don't know how long I can stay here.
What do you mean?
But you gave it to Suga-chan.
It's not Kano-san's work.
You'll know how tough it is in 10 years.
It's not about how tough it is.
Kano-san is like...
He's wearing a lot of bangs.
I don't like it.
You two made me nervous.
I'm not that depressed.
And the top six is Okano.
No matter how hard I try, I can't wear a suit.
That's why you're in sixth place.
I'm in sixth place.
Unlike Yamazoe-san...
Yamazoe-san is in sixth place.
But he's not wearing a suit.
He's an emcee now.
That's true.
But there used to be a village of sixth place.
Why do you talk about the past?
Everyone was wearing a suit and going out of the village.
But if I go out of the village...
That village will disappear.
The village chief will cry.
It'll be too late.
I'm the only one left in the village.
I want to protect the village.
And Westland Winch is in last place.
Even if you give me everything, it's too ugly.
It's not like that.
I know, but you can't beat me in combat.
If you know Japanese martial arts, show me.
Show me.
What do you mean you're in first place?
Do your best and be in ninth place.
What?
What do you mean you're in first place?
You don't like it, do you?
Do you know it?
Let's see their prediction.
Here is the result of general men's survey.
30s to 40s.
What do you want to be born again as a general man?
Can I pray for you, Iguchi?
No, you can't.
You know how to do it.
The first place goes to...
What is it?
Pantsir O-gata.
Really?
I'm so happy.
Really?
O-gata.
I'm so happy.
This is amazing.
Unfortunately, your prediction was wrong.
You can't get prize money from Ryo.
I can't predict this.
He is a 43-year-old company manager.
He is well-known as an entertainer.
He has a family that he loves.
I think he is a happy person.
He is doing his best in everything.
I envy him because I feel like he is loved by many people.
I want to walk in his life.
You are right.
I'm happy.
He is a 30-year-old company employee.
He looks strong.
I admire strong men.
If you have that body, you can work hard.
He has a lot of vitality.
You don't say anything bad about him.
I don't say anything bad about him.
He is funny.
He is a 40-year-old company employee.
His life is not bad.
He is loved by many people.
I admire his life.
I envy you.
Do you want to be pranked?
Ordinary people don't get pranked in their life.
You may think about it only once in your life.
Let's move on to the second place.
The second place goes to...
Do you still have it?
No, I don't have it.
You have it.
I have it.
We are not the same people.
You have vitality.
The second place goes to...
He was called by many people.
He is KANO EKO.
I admire you.
You have changed.
I have it.
He is a 38-year-old self-employed person.
He is the best among them.
He has always been popular as an entertainer.
When I see him being pranked,
I think he is loved by many people.
Even if you work hard, you can't be like KANO.
I want to be like KANO in my next life.
He is a person who can't work hard.
I see.
He is a 40-year-old company employee.
He seems to be happy to make his dream come true.
He is a genius whose dream is loved by many people.
He is amazing.
He has been working hard for 15 years.
Finally, his dream came true.
Be careful.
Why do you want it?
Don't you want it?
He is strong.
These are the top 3 pranked by ordinary men.
The third place goes to him.
It is...
OSWALD ITO.
He is amazing.
Is it true?
He is amazing.
He is 40 years old and works in a gym. He is a good talker and has a great start of the talk. Also, he is loved by people around him and I want him to be loved like that.
He is 37 years old and works in a company. He is blessed with a sister and a sister-in-law and I envy him.
He looks like a quiet person, but he is a man who leads his girlfriend.
He often praises his sister and sister-in-law.
He is also a man with a wife and a son and I envy him.
I'm still stuck in the hole that my mom told me about.
What should I do?
I know.
If you don't come out soon, I'll be stuck in the hole more and more.
I see.
Let's go.
The fourth person who is still happy to be hidden by ordinary men.
I don't know.
I'll pray for you.
Morita.
Welcome.
I'm really sorry.
I'm 33 years old and I'm a company manager.
As an entertainer and as a manager, I admire you because I think you have a good sense.
If you have your power, you can make a great success in the world.
I want to protect you.
Be Morita.
I want to protect you.
I can't think of it realistically at all.
It's pretty hard.
How hard is it for him?
No lawyer can do it.
Unless you're Morita.
I'm 32 years old and I'm a company employee.
Not only his looks, but he can make such an interesting story and even be the president of an agency.
His talent is amazing.
It may be a life that women can't have.
But I think he has other things that women can't have.
I'm happy.
A life that women can't have.
I'm doing my best to make it a life that women can't have.
When I went to a company party, I told Morita to invite me.
But we didn't have a good timing.
Every time I told Morita, "Find a girl who can have an affair with Morita."
He always gave me an order.
You're so direct.
Every time I go to a company party...
By the way, Morita.
Is there a girl who can have an affair with you?
They say it's impossible.
It's impossible.
I thought you were doing a good job.
I'm doing a live show every week.
Morita is on the show.
There was a week when I couldn't come, and Morita was in a hotel in Osaka.
And in that hotel in Osaka, there was an interview with a girl who was a female college student who was on this show.
From the week after the broadcast ended, Morita started talking to her in a weird way during the commercial.
The distance has become closer.
I won't ask you in person, but did something happen?
Did you do it after the break?
I did it.
If you say it so clearly, you haven't done it yet, have you?
You haven't done it yet, have you?
If you were born again, this man would be the last fifth place in the top group.
The fifth place is this person.
If you don't call me here, you'll be in the worst group.
Cotton Nishimura.
That's right!
So, this is the world!
Seriously!
No, no, this is different!
A good reason is a 30-year-old company employee.
He's popular and Mr. Keio is always at the top of his life.
He's married and is living a perfect life.
If I could be reborn, I'd like a high-spec like Mr. Nishimura.
Wow!
A lot of people say he's handsome and popular.
Hmm!
I haven't noticed it yet.
On the other hand, a bad reason is...
Oh, already?
A 49-year-old company manager.
Mr. Nishimura is definitely not uninteresting,
but his appearance and career as a former announcer are not as good as those of other entertainers.
If I could be reborn, I'd like a high-spec like Mr. Ogata.
Wow!
He's not that kind of person.
Wow!
I'm going to cry!
I'm so happy for Ogata!
But you're putting Ogata first, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
On the other hand, Ogata turns Nishimura into the worst one!
Ogata!
It's not like that!
I didn't think you'd be first!
I'm so sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Why?
I knew it.
You don't have a heart.
That's what people think of you.
No, it's not like that.
I made sure of it once.
About ten years ago, at a solo concert...
You made sure of it ten years ago?!
That's early!
I'm early!
Tell me about it!
Ten years ago!
I was going to shoot a solo concert,
and my manager came up to me and said, "Mr. Ogata,"
and I said, "Yes, sir,"
and he answered me.
After that, he asked me for a watch.
I said, "No, thanks," and I got a good one from Nixon.
At the time, I didn't have any money,
and it was a Chola watch.
I love it.
But I gave it to him.
He was happy about it,
and I was happy about it,
but I haven't done it even once!
I haven't done it even once since then!
Do you have a picture of it?!
I have a picture of it!
You do?!
I'm looking at you with it on!
Then, look at me with it on!
I'm looking at you with it on!
You're trying to look at me with a picture?!
All of a sudden?!
You're scary!
Why?!
What's with you?!
To look at your picture with a watch, you're digging up my Instagram?!
You're digging up everything!
You're using a different watch?!
It's a different watch!
What about now?! Are you using it now?!
Right now... I'm sorry, I'm not using it!
You should know about it!
Do you even have it?!
No...
You don't?!
You don't?! Why?!
You really wanted to use your senpai's watch! What happened?!
I gave it away...
Who did you give it to?!
Tell me about it!
But you gave it to your kouhai!
Kuzu's Okano-san said...
That's interesting, isn't it?
Kuzu's Okano-san said...
The chief of Kazakura is...
The chief of Kazakura is starting to move!
You should know about it!
Why did you give it away?!
No, I've been wearing it for a long time...
And...
Okano-san, you really...
Then...
Show me that picture of you wearing it.
I've been looking for it for a long time!
I want to see it in a picture!
You want me to show you a woman's watch?!
Show me the picture!
It's not a watch!
Of course, it's a man's watch...
"WORST FIVE"!
"This Man Who Was Reborn"...
Number 6 is...
"I Want to Look At This Face Forever"!
Limited to rom-coms and TV shows...
A man, an actress and a sexy actress...
"LOVE BUCKET" is on sale now!
This is a man's watch...
"WORST FIVE"!
It's "This Man Who Was Reborn"!
That's right!
I somehow thought it would be in the top 10!
Let's see it!
"This Man Who Was Reborn"...
Number 6 is...
The man who made it past number 1 is...
Yamazoe!
You passed!
I'm so glad!
Anyway I won! Anyway I'm in 6th place!
Good reason, 31-year-old company employee.
You have a high laughter IQ and talk skill, which I envy.
Also, even though you are such a scum,
you show it off and live a dignified life, which is manly.
This is a bad reason.
32-year-old company employee.
You have a unique sense of words and a posture that often attacks the line just before the fire.
However, you don't want to be reborn because the line just before the fire seems to have a high rate of out.
Basically, you don't want to be reborn as a scum.
I see.
32-year-old company employee.
Mr. Yamazoy, you watch stories more closely than anyone else among young people.
You watch all the stories and give advice to all the entertainers.
You are acting like a scum character now, aren't you?
Yes, that's my image.
You forced yourself to act like a scum character in order to survive in this variety show.
But you really aren't a scum character.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
What happened?
I'm sorry.
Don't say that in front of Mr. Zakiyama.
Why?
It's hard to do, but you can make it in an instant.
I'm honored to hear that.
Is it like a business scum?
No, it's not.
I'm sorry.
It's just coming out as it is.
He's crazy.
Mr. Morita, isn't it?
I can't say it for sure.
Mr. Morita, I'm going to Korea for a housewarming party.
Could you lend me some money?
That's what I got on LINE.
I was able to get that much money.
I'm a little manly.
I bought it for 100 yen.
Wow, that's amazing.
And I got it for 150 yen right away.
Is there anyone like that?
That's amazing.
Is there anyone like that?
That's amazing.
Don't make it up.
I'm a little manly, too.
You said you'd give me 200 yen for 150 yen.
Thank you very much.
I apologize to you in advance.
I could see it.
And now I'm giving Mr. Morita money every month.
I don't know if you're lying or not.
I don't know.
And I was listening to Nishimura's story.
I wonder if you're lying.
To make it a scum?
To make it a scum.
I'm desperate to make it a scum.
Me, too?
Don't you think you'll make money if you're a scum?
I don't think so.
And you...
Don't give it back.
Take care of it.
I'm giving him money, too.
300,000 yen.
I won't give it back at all.
I've been saving 300,000 yen for two years.
Seriously.
I'm sorry.
I'm 20 years old.
Why is it a scum?
It's not a scum.
I'm 20 years old.
It's scary.
But you got out of it early, so it's good for you.
It's good for me.
And you...
It's not good.
You're in a lot of debt.
Yes, I am.
I'm not in a business, but I'm a scum.
I didn't know that!
You're a gambler, but you're old.
It's a gambler.
Yes, you're right.
Are you a gambler?
I'm not in debt.
There is!
Then there is!
There is no debt, but it doesn't look like a minus!
There is no debt!
Let's go!
"First Three" can be avoided!
7th place!
I want to be called here no matter what!
Suga-chan!
You passed!
Suga-chan!
Your fingers were shaking and you said "two" at first!
Number one!
It's "two", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But my fingers were shaking a lot!
I'll only give you a bad reason.
38 years old, self-employed.
As his name suggests, if you're not number one, you don't seem to care about anything.
When I see you two doing jokes around each other,
I feel like I want to be in the first place, and I don't like it!
Wow, you're fast!
I see, I see.
37 years old, company employee.
Since you have two girls in your hands, you look like you're trying too hard.
Calculatively, I think you're smart, but I don't think you're enjoying it from the bottom of your heart.
If you were born again, I'd like you to do things that fit your personality.
Do you think you're trying too hard?!
I'm not trying too hard!
It's like you, isn't it?!
Of course it is!
This is the result of examining my coolness.
I see.
But you also went through a period like that, didn't you?
I did, and it's too early for you to swallow it!
I want you to say "no, it's not like that!"
He's a technical guy!
My mentor is completely on the same path as me!
It's too early for you to swallow it!
But if you're going to give me advice, does it mean you want me to acknowledge you as a contributor?
I acknowledge you!
I don't want you to acknowledge me!
The worst three general male answers are...
"advice," "wolf," and "same-sex love."
"Same-sex love" hasn't been laughing well for a while now.
That's right.
He's one of the worst three!
A worst three like this is the worst, isn't it?
Absolutely.
That's right.
If you're going to be reborn, it's this guy!
Worst three!
Number eight!
This guy!
The one who got out of it is...
Iguchi!
31 years old, salesman.
He has a far from being popular visual.
He only says bad things,
so I don't think it's good to have such an impression of the world.
I see.
That's right.
39 years old, part-time worker.
He is misunderstood for saying bad things about others,
and he is hated for it,
and he is about to fall into a negative spiral of saying bad things about others.
What a sad life!
Why are you in 8th place?
I'm in 10th place.
You are in 10th place!
What a sad life!
It's not like that!
I want to be more angry, but I'm happy that I'm in 8th place.
I'm happy! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I thought I had to bite you more,
but I thought you two were still in 8th place,
but my sense of taste improved a lot.
Even if you say it's a sad life...
There are people who are sadder than sad lives!
I'm happy!
You don't see people who are in 8th place, do you?
So, the sad reunion battle is ahead of "Hilltop and you"!
Hilltop and you
I really don't like this!
Ito-kun is in 1st place!
If it was a reunion battle, I would have chosen the opposite!
I don't get it at all!
Who is in 10th place?
Okano!
In 11th place...
I'm sorry for Okano, but you can't be happy because you're in 9th place, can you?
9th place is amazing.
He is 47 years old and a company employee.
His laughter and appearance are too plain.
Even if you were reborn as this person, you don't seem to have changed much from who you are now.
I see.
I didn't get it.
I see.
The character who goes to a wind farm after going to a zoo hasn't progressed yet, has he?
Anyone can go to a zoo and go to a wind farm, right?
Anyone can do it.
There was also an opinion like this.
49 years old and a company employee.
His sense of humor and his weak sense of humor are blurred and painful.
Also, you can't see his vision of how to live when you're reborn.
When you're in a doma...
I'm also trying my best, so it's difficult for me to live.
He's angry.
Good title, good title.
And 10th place, Okano!
Is it 10th place?
37 years old and a company employee.
The reason you can't earn money properly is that you don't have pride as a man and as a human being, and it's over.
It's over?
45 years old and a company employee.
The zone of people who like you seems to be very narrow.
If you were reborn, would you like to do bunning?
Also, I don't know why, but I can't forgive your face.
I don't know why.
It doesn't matter, does it?
I don't know myself.
Even if you don't know, you're doing it.
That's Okano.
It's very painful, but I think this guy is actually the worst.
Why?
Honestly, it's okay.
You were prepared for it, weren't you?
Yes, I was prepared for it.
I know that, too.
You're actually 10th place?
Yes.
It's not like you're really cute.
She herself, Ann Badal, has decided to date a female celebrity.
Even if I don't have a role, I won't date anyone.
Being assigned to Badal is also annoying.
This dismissal is too tough.
You're really good at choosing items.
That goal is to compete in the Autumn and Winter Grand Prix.
It's like a waterway.
Don't you feel sexy?
Moriena and Okada Suaka's love affair is on TV.