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Let's play hide-and-seek and see who is the best.
Rooha is here for the first time.
Party-chan, Suga-chan, you are the best.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to this interesting project and how interesting men will do their marriage.
There is a sense of tension in the gyaru-kan.
There was an unpleasant tension just now.
Your tension is the strongest.
It's like you're looking at an old Kano Eiko.
It's like you're looking at yourself.
Your favorite charao is the worst.
Even if I like it, it's amazing that you said it without biting it.
Kano-san is the type of person who breaks down.
This theme worked for men in their 30s to 40s.
If you were reborn, would you marry this man?
It's about the same age.
It's about 30s to 40s.
It's an evaluation of everything.
Not only as an entertainer.
It's like their way of life.
What ranking did men in their 30s and 40s put on them?
Before announcing it, let's look at the rankings.
First of all, the results of the lottery.
Rosewald Ito is in first place.
What do you think, Ito-san?
Not only as an entertainer, but also as a person.
I'm scared.
I think you've done a good job.
If you were reborn, would you marry this man?
What is Ito's ranking?
He is in first place.
What?
Ito!
No, no, no, no, no!
You're lying!
Totally!
Your sense of humor is great.
It's easy for girls and boys to accept it.
Your sexiness as a man is something I'm starting to understand.
Sexiness that men admire?
When I listen carefully, you sound like Yosuke Kubozuka.
What?
You sound like him.
You sound like you just drank a raw vine.
Where did you get it from?
Tell us!
I didn't mean it like that.
By the way, is there anyone who voted for you?
See?
He's not very popular.
Why?
I was in third place.
You have great sense of humor and you never show off your sexiness.
When you're asked a question, you always give an answer that exceeds your expectations.
That's amazing.
Also, it's very effective for you to say "I like this character."
I have a lot of information.
Do you post it on Instagram before you go?
Before I go, I go to the zoo and post a picture of the zoo before I go to the zoo.
That's right.
If you go to the zoo, what do you say after you go?
On the contrary, Suga-chan chose the zoo as the worst.
Suga-chan, what do you think about it?
I think you have great sense of humor and you never show off your sexiness.
Besides that, you don't show your human side.
I don't show my human side.
You don't show your human side, do you?
I see.
You don't show your human side, do you?
I see.
But you don't feel nervous, do you?
Well, I'm not used to it yet.
Don't use it.
I'm nervous about it.
You always look like you're going to bite me.
Let the experts tell you that.
If a normal man chooses and is reborn, it's this man.
Let's move on to Ito's prediction.
The second place is...
Morita.
Thank you, Ito.
You know it, don't you?
I'm sure of it.
That's right.
Morita has a great sense of humor.
That's not the case.
He moves amazingly.
No matter what happens, he makes everyone laugh.
The same goes for Mr. Higashibukuro.
I think Mr. Morita is one of "NEXT BIG THREE".
What?
I want you to say it.
This feels good, doesn't it?
I don't think there's any debate, but I didn't say anything.
Who do you think will be in the top one?
DOMAE and OKAMU.
DOMAE is in the first place.
I think he looks like he's having the most fun working as an erotic or hobbyist.
I think it's TOKOROSA of REIWA.
TOKOROSA of REIWA?
Is there a big three?
That member doesn't do KACHIKOCHI TV, does he?
I think it's TOKOROSA of REIWA.
What about OKAMU?
I think it's TOKOROSA of REIWA.
It's exactly the same.
I want you to change it a little.
Should I change it?
It's exactly the same.
If a general man chooses to be reborn, it's this man.
Next is ITO's prediction.
ITO.
I don't do it.
Is that so?
I think I'm looking like a general man.
Whether it's private or work.
From the viewer's point of view, it looks like it's stable.
It's stable and the work is done well.
If it comes out on TV, I'll say it a few times and go home.
I think that's what people who watch TV think.
But no one chooses "worst of three".
"c" stands for "long-term".
If you look at it from the public's point of view,
I'm Oswald's funny side
I think there are many people who hate that atmosphere.
I didn't say that!
It's more forward than "boke".
It's more "sense" than "boke"
It's a public story, isn't it?
It's a public story!
No, it's not a public story!
It's a man in his 40s!
I think the public should be more grateful to Hatanaka and Iwakura.
And "c" stands for "long-term".
Hatanaka, Iwakura and you are both "long-term", aren't you?
I've been thinking about it since I met you.
"If I Were Born Again", released from 4th place to 7th place.
Let's announce it all at once.
Here it is.
4th place, 5th place, 6th place, 7th place.
Let's start with 4th place, Yamazoe.
I think you have a beautiful sense of humor and your face is beautiful.
But I like humor too much.
I sometimes get advice from you,
but your words "I think so, but I don't" hurt me too much.
I'm like a cat.
Like your statement just now.
Actually, I've already received the statement "Ozwald is Hatanaka" directly.
I didn't say it in a gorgeous place like this.
At the end of the camera talk, I said it in a stage costume.
Ozwald is Hatanaka.
How can I make better use of Hatanaka?
Don't think too much about it.
I'm like that.
Do you say it with your sleeves?
Why do you say it in a dark place like this?
It's creepy.
Also, when I get angry, I get angry from 0 to 100.
I'm scary.
For example, when my junior is sitting in the theater,
and a senior who is older than me enters the theater,
he changes his phone and says "Good morning."
Even if a senior finds it or not,
even if it's this close,
Stand up, you guys!
and he enters the theater.
Who would do such a thing?
But since a senior is here, he can't stand up.
It's too hot.
It's like a donkatsu.
When I see such a moment,
it's like a live broadcast on TV.
I think that part will come someday.
I will look for dirty words and say "you, stand up, you scum, dance"
Next, fifth place is Kano Eiko.
Once, while Kano san was taking a break from his TV job...
Why?
You know it, don't you?
Tell him, tell him.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Kano Eiko, space, passion, you can do it right away.
You can do it right away.
Passion, passion.
You can do it right away.
You appeared in a lot of Maseki's movies, right?
Yes.
When I happened to go see Maseki's live performance at that time...
Kano san was hosting it...
He was hosting it so beautifully that you couldn't believe it.
I was so happy.
I was like "what? He's like this?"
As an entertainer...
I was happy.
I was surprised that you were able to do it perfectly.
There were only juniors.
There were only juniors who started laughing yesterday and today.
Right and left can't bend.
I couldn't make them slide, you know?
I couldn't do it, but I looked up their profiles...
What do you do for a living?
And I made it easier to see from the opening...
I made such an effort.
You said your own good points so easily.
I was overwhelmed.
I thought "why am I talking about this?"
But as a man and as an entertainer...
I think you're a very attractive person...
But I don't know how long you'll stay here.
What do you mean?
To be honest...
When you leave...
You have to look at the fact that there are young people who can't leave.
If you say it like that...
When I was on "Kakuzuke"...
There were seniors and juniors...
There were juniors and seniors...
It was even more amazing.
You should leave, too!
You should fight on your own!
You're not there anymore.
But you gave it up to Suga-chan and others.
That's right.
You're in the same league.
But it's not Kano-san's work.
You don't like it?
It's not Kano-san's work?
You don't like it?
I don't like it at all.
If you do it for 10 years, you'll know how hard it is for you.
It's not about how hard it is for me...
It's about Kano-san's work...
You're covering it up!
I don't like it!
I don't like it when you two are nervous!
You're covering it up with your strength.
I finally understand what you mean.
6th place, Okamu.
As a comedian...
He's very talented...
But no matter how hard he tries...
He can't wear a suit.
That's why you're 6th place.
It's full of trash, so I think it's sold out.
Sold out?
Is there such a thing as sold out?
I think it was sold enough on the roadside, but I thought I could go there, so I made it a little stronger, isn't it?
That's right.
I wish it had been a little longer.
But using scrap as a result of selling isn't just scrap, is it?
That's right.
It's scrap after all.
But what's different from Mr. Yamazoe is that Mr. Yamazoe is scrap, but he's doing MCs and stuff with half his clothes off.
That's true.
That's a bit of a job, too.
But there used to be a scrap village back in the day.
What's with that old story?
There used to be a lot of people like Mr. Yamazoe, Mr. Mogura, and Mr. Hikorogi.
Mr. Namami and Mr. Sakai.
And they all went out of the village in half-naked like this and said goodbye.
But if I leave the village, that village will disappear.
It's a mess.
I'm the only one left.
I'd like to protect that.
Isn't it okay if you don't have that authority anymore?
No, no, I think they'll leave, too.
I hope they'll come back.
That's...
That's not it, is it?
It's not like a union.
A union...
I don't have a voice from the other village, so I don't have one.
Now, seventh place.
Seventh place.
I got it.
Why am I...
You always look like an entertainer and you work out a lot and you go to tough locations for shooting.
You look like you're really cool, but I think you have too many calories for being born as Karl.
No, no, no, no, no calories...
You look like you're having a hard time and you're running around like crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm healthy, too.
But you're number one in Ogato and...
Nishimura.
Huh?!
You're number one in Ogato and...
Huh?!
When I became an entertainer, of course it was like a slide show, like a reaction show,
but I was able to stand up and be with my cute wife and children,
and I built a house in the city, and I thought, "I've never been this happy in my life."
I think this is what you call "real happiness" in the world of the 30s and 40s.
It's easy to imagine.
As an entertainer, don't you think you're a little thin?
You guys and I were both in a slide show, weren't you?
That's all you can say.
There's something about it, isn't there?
This is really amazing.
You're really going over the slide, Ogatsu-san.
I'm not going over it. I can't see anything.
- I've never seen it. - You can't go over it, can you?
No, if you go to an area where no one has ever slid,
- it's going to be interesting. - I know.
It's a real "ha!"
- I know. I know. - When it comes to sliding...
- It's really cool. - I know. I know.
- It's really cool. - It's really cool.
- I've never done a cut-in before.
- You've never done a cut-in before? - You've never done a cut-in before?
It's not a one-slide. It's not a cut-in.
- So you've never done a cut-in before? - I've said it before.
- So you've said it before? - I know, but you've said it before?
Yes, so when I went there, I thought...
- So you're not cool? - I'm not cool.
- You're not cool! - No, you're not cool!
- I'm not cool! - You're not cool!
- You're not cool!
- You're cool! - You're cool!
- You're cool, but don't slip if you're not cool!
- You've said it before, but you've said it before, but you're used to it.
- Why are you making it so funny?
- It's a funny story... - That's right.
This man was born again to be a normal man.
Here are the members of "Worst 3".
This man is in 8th place.
I like his face a lot.
He is a male entertainer and sexy actress.
He is born to be a man.
Who is in 8th place?
He is in 8th place.
He is in 2nd place.
Ito, Ito, Ito.
He says many bad things.
He is an entertainer with no sense of humor.
He says many bad things.
He says there is Nishimura behind Kyon.
There is me.
He says bad things to people around him.
But he doesn't look at people.
Even in that situation?
When I won the first prize in M-1,
Ito was still Ito.
When I went there for 2 years in a row,
people called me "Shun-chan".
What's wrong?
Can you not call me "Shun-chan"?
It's because you changed from the beginning.
But if we get along, it's fine.
I want to stop this flow of entertainers,
but it's not cool to call me by my first name.
It's not about first name, it's about timing.
Why are entertainers like that?
I think people are starting to notice that.
If you were born again, would you be Ito or Suga-chan?
9th and 10th place will be announced at the same time.
9th and 10th place are these people.
9th place is Suga-chan and 10th place is Igochi.
Let's start with Suga-chan.
At first glance, he looks handsome and smart,
but he has a lot of pride.
But it's leaking from time to time,
so I think viewers are noticing it too.
First of all, it's a shame.
He's being looked down upon.
Ito and I have something in common.
As a passionate man...
That's not true!
You're not like that!
That's not what you think!
Passionate man...
You're wrong!
No, you're wrong!
You're not like that!
You're wrong!
And you're calculating too much.
You're putting both sides of the gal.
You're trying to sell both sides of her.
But in the end,
you're trying to sell both sides of her.
You're trying to sell both sides of her.
No!
This is all I had!
I have pride,
but I have to fight
even if I close my eyes.
I have to do it with my soul!
No, no, no!
Am I wrong!?
He's predicting everything as worst 2.
Why is that?
If you want to be reborn,
you should explain
what's best and what's number one.
You're serious.
You don't know that.
Is it the gal?
Is it the brain in the middle of the trio?
Is it good or bad?
Is it number one or worst?
Tell me!
You're getting ugly!
I'm sorry!
I think people are in panic.
I've shown people
what's best and number one.
I've shown people what's best and number one.
You don't have to explain.
If you look at my footprints,
you'll know what color it is.
You'll know what color it is.
It's nostalgic.
If you turn red into white,
it's a peach.
It's a peach.
He said it.
Iguchi, we meet again.
That's right.
You are a poor champion.
I'm a champion.
I know I'm winning and there are a lot of variety shows.
It's interesting.
However, even if I give up everything, it's too ugly.
That's not true.
I know it's ugly.
I know it's ugly, but I can't help it.
I know it's ugly, but let me win.
Let me win.
I can't help it.
If you can do Japanese magic, show me.
No, no, no.
Show me. No, no, no.
I can do anything. Show me.
Anyone can make me 10th place.
Can you show me your Japanese magic?
It's a public matter.
It's like a defense.
Excuse me, Mr. Inouye.
Unfortunately, there are many people who made you 10th place.
What?
In total,
six people are Japanese.
I can't help it.
Morita is also in first place.
What?
I can't help it.
You've always been like that.
You've always been like that to me.
I can't help it.
You're amazing.
You're an M-1 champion.
I've been manipulated this much,
but I don't want to be like you.
I'm the same.
I'm really small, too.
But Morita is smaller.
Yamazui is also in first place.
Is it me?
Why do my seven-year-old friends
keep making me worse?
Why do my seven-year-old friends
make me worse
than yesterday and today?
What's the reason for Yamazui?
He should be a champion and have a heart of gold,
but he's still looking for
someone else's fault.
You don't look like a human.
You look like a monster.
You're also in first place.
I lost in M-1.
You look like this and
you're eating people's bad words.
Isn't it weird?
There's no one who wants to be
that happy and happy.
It's funny.
You're having fun, so it's fine.
Does that mean you're first place?
No, no.
What?
What makes you think you're first place?
Who's in 10th place?
Nishimura is in 10th place.
I know I have to do
better and better,
but you don't like it, do you?
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
Please say you don't like it.
I don't like it.
You're the one who's suffering.
No, I'm not.
I can't see how you live your life.
Next week,
we'll announce the results of the survey.
Are you doing this
because you want to do business?
Don't say that in front of Mr. Zakiyama.
Also,
Nishimura said
I don't like it
in front of Mr. Zakiyama.
It's not that cute.
After that,
Nishimura fell in love with a female celebrity.
Do you think you're the cutest among us?
You're overwhelmingly not charismatic.
And the past is hidden.