AISubs v3.6
Be careful not to fall in love. A man's own version of love.
Thank you.
Today's members are these seven people.
Thank you for coming.
Kano-san, you have both good and bad points.
You have been doing well lately.
You got first place from Yu-chami-chan.
You have been doing well lately.
Don't forget that you are seven-legged.
You were eight-legged in a certain magazine.
Don't do it first.
I will be honest with you.
This time, she is...
She is here.
Hello.
She is Kasumi Mori.
Hello.
Please come in.
Mori-chan!
It's Mori-san!
Is it your first TV show?
It's my first TV show!
So, Mori-san!
Yes!
All of a sudden...
Yes!
Among these 7 men, who would you like to date?
I'd like you to rank them from 1st to 7th.
It's a TV show and all of a sudden...
I'd like to date someone.
Excuse me.
Isn't it better for you to look around?
I've prepared a cute boy for you.
It's like you, Mori-san!
Don't touch me!
I can't say anything.
It's forbidden to say anything.
Nodo-san!
Nodo-san! Don't look at me!
It's okay for you, Mori-san!
Don't look at me!
It's also a good time to make eye contact with you!
Nodo-san!
I'm looking at you!
Atsushi-san! Can you do it one more time?
I can't do it!
It's not my second show!
Moriyama will go out and think about his ranking.
Nanseishin will guess his ranking with hope in his heart.
If you guess it right, you will get a prize from Ryo-kun.
The amount of money is as you can see.
I would like you to show me all of your numbers.
One number came up.
One, two, three, two...
Three, one, two...
Really?
This will come up, right?
It's really high.
Kano-san...
Yes?
If I were one of the members who have fought so far...
I'm sorry, but this place is...
Oh, no, no.
I'm sorry, but everyone is full of confidence.
You are not Kano-san of those days.
No, no...
You are not Kano-san of those days.
No, no...
You are not Kano-san of those days.
Where are you angry?
Don't calm me down.
Well, Komiya-san...
You are second place, but...
When I was in "YU-CHAMI", I was in fourth place.
So, I have an image that I'm not good at "gyaru".
So, "gyaru" is...
Isn't it the opposite, Mori-san?
It's not exactly the opposite.
It's not exactly the opposite of "gyaru".
I don't think you're the type of person I like.
That's right.
I think you'll choose someone intellectual.
It's different from back then.
You didn't call Akira-san "that guy".
I'll crush you all.
In a previous prank for Komiya,
when the prankster Akira-san left the room,
I was like... "I'm done."
I've never seen him like that.
Now, Noda.
Third place.
Well, I've played a lot of games.
And recently...
I've been pretty busy.
Maybe I didn't feel well.
If you didn't feel well, you'd go down, right?
But I was replaced by Tereto.
It's the most important time of the year.
There's something like that.
There's something like that, but...
It's like you're a champion.
I can't go down that much, but I can't go up because I don't feel well.
Now, Tabuchi.
Second place.
I'm a huge fan of Mori.
Is it influential?
I'm telling you that I like this a lot.
Among comedians.
I wonder if it's reaching you.
I wonder if you're a little conscious of me.
Then, on the contrary...
If it reaches you...
It's hard to go up, isn't it?
So, well, first place is too much.
I wonder if I'm in second place.
I see.
Now, Shinchi.
Yes.
Third place.
Mori, I'm in a very, very good mood.
What do you mean?
We're doing a skit together.
What?
Seriously?
Yes, our skits are pretty close together.
So, he knows a lot about my gentle side.
Oh, I see.
You know my back, too.
Yes.
Not my front side, but my back side.
My back is really good.
Can I say that?
My back is gentle.
You have a bad back, too.
My back is not bad at all.
My back is really good.
First place seems a little difficult.
First place is difficult.
First place is a little...
It's a little hard to decide, isn't it?
Now, Kyon.
Yes.
First place.
Actually, it's only once, but I've been in a skit with him.
At that time, he was so cute.
I went to the school and looked up about Mr. Mori Kasumi.
His favorite food was white rice.
Wait a minute.
I thought he liked people who ate a lot.
I'm sorry for the people in front of me, but even if you're an old man, you can't eat.
I can eat.
I can eat deliciously.
I can eat.
So, I thought he was choosing people who enjoyed eating together as his first choice.
He seems to be able to eat white rice happily.
He doesn't have the image of eating.
Now, Sakai.
I've been in a skit with Mr. Mori a lot.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I didn't know at the time.
That's terrible.
Because there was Mr. Okano.
Mr. Okano was often looked down on.
Because he worked in a bad company.
Mr. Mori.
Those two are Mr. Mori.
What is that job?
I wonder if he was just nervous.
Rather than that.
On the contrary, he was conscious of it.
It's not like that.
When he was looked down on a little while ago, he smiled.
That's a bad smile.
Is this possible?
In this case, I can't deny it.
What I can't deny is that he's really eating it up.
That's right.
It's strong, but it's not like that.
That's right.
Is everyone expected to be in the top three or higher?
With the ranking completed, they are back in first place.
Mr. Mori, how was it? Was it difficult?
It's very difficult.
I'm worried.
Did you imagine a date or something?
A date or something like that.
What?
Before that?
Before the date?
Then, let's announce the ranking that Mr. Mori wants to date with.
If you don't call Kano and Kyon, you'll definitely fall in love.
It's okay. I believe in you.
Let's go.
Among the ones Mr. Mori chose realistically, which one do you want to date with?
The first place is...
This bright pink tone has a dark side to it.
It's limited to girls only.
Make some noise, girls!
If I were Yoroko-chan, I don't think I'd be able to live anymore.
Are you going to expose everything?
The girls' fight will only be broadcasted until it's over.
What is the first place that Mr. Mori wants to date with?
The first place is...
My first guess is Kano and Kyon, but...
It's Tabuchi-san!
See! I told you he'd definitely be in first place!
I told you he wouldn't be in first place!
Basically, when people ask me what my favorite type is,
I like people who are always messing around.
Huh? What are you talking about?
That's dangerous!
That's funny.
If it's too funny, you'd think you should say something funny, right?
It's okay as long as you're messing around, right?
So it's not funny if you're funny-minded?
It's not funny if you're funny-minded?
You can't even put your hand on your nose!
That's right!
But...
It's not funny?
Did you come up with any ideas for a date with Tabuchi-san?
I'd like to hear about it!
On YouTube, there's a dating project...
Try dating a rental girlfriend!
It's a project like that.
It's a good balance of jokes and manliness.
See!
You're looking at me like that, too!
You have manliness!
I'm joking, but my voice tone is a little low and manly.
I had a date with Miyuki-chan in "LOAHA", but in private, I'm not that funny.
That's not true!
Can you adjust the amount of funny things you say?
Now, Kano-san and Kon-san are born first.
I think Kano-san is crazy.
But I don't think that's a bad choice.
If I'm not born before the next one, Komiya-san and Sakai-san will be first.
I see.
I'm counting on you!
I think Noda-san is dangerous.
If this type of choice is accepted...
I'll be told "I hate you" all the time.
I don't know.
Now, the second place is...
The second place is Komiya and Sakai, but...
Kyon-san is the second place!
Yes!
Don't take it with you!
I'm sorry! I messed up!
Kyon-chan is the second most funny one, isn't it?
I hate rankings!
Isn't it a bad ranking?
Well, it's possible, isn't it?
It's possible, isn't it?
I think it's in the "funageteru" ranking.
Yes, "funageteru" ranking.
So it's comfortable bokeh, right?
Yes, yes.
Yes, everyday bokeh.
What's the reason for second place?
To be honest, I couldn't decide between first place and second place.
What?!
Which one is first place?
On the contrary!
Actually, I was worried about this until the end.
What made you decide?
Did you become second place today?
I had a strong image of women's clothing.
Ah, that's right.
And I didn't know much about manliness.
Ah, that's right.
Manliness can be seen from anywhere.
Yes, that's right.
I wish Morikawa-san was looking for it.
Don't say it now.
I don't know if it's manliness or not.
It's important even if you say it.
How far do you assume?
Like going on a date?
Yes.
You two go on a date and go home, right?
And you eat a little.
And you get in a good mood, right?
Eat at home?!
You two eat at home?!
That's not true!
And when you get in a good mood,
I couldn't imagine how you would take it from there.
Ah!
The way you lead!
Take it away?!
Then, take it away?!
In a good mood!
Take it in a good direction!
Naturally in this flow!
Lead?
How far?
How far do you assume?
How far?!
How far do you assume?
Wait a minute.
Can you assume?
One and two!
Please sit down!
I'm a comedian who appears in TV shows all the time.
Please sit down!
We can easily estimate two in one.
Yes, you can.
But I don't know how to invite you.
I want you to enjoy the gap between us.
Noda and Shin are expected to be in third place.
They are not here anymore, are they?
They are not here anymore.
Kano is expected to be in first place.
I want to say their names here.
Komiya and Saka, if you don't call me, I won't say it.
Let's move on.
In third place is...
In last place is...
Nodacris!
First place!
We won!
We really won!
We won!
This flow?
This flow is painful, but...
Don't say that!
If we can get first place, it's fine, right?
But when we heard about it, we felt like we couldn't do it.
We felt like we couldn't do it.
You must have asked for first and second place, right?
First and second place is...
Kukuri has always been joking around, but...
But when you look at it from a different perspective...
You look like you're in first place.
I suddenly look like I'm in first place?
I can't think of any health measures.
There's no point in doing it.
Also, when you performed with us once...
You always looked at me with a gentle gaze.
But you're tired, right?
You're tired, right?
I thought you weren't in sync.
I think you're kind in thinking like that.
You're very well conveyed.
You're well conveyed.
I'm happy.
What's the difference between first and second place and third place?
When we were on that show, it was a network show...
About 90% of what you said...
I didn't know what you were saying.
I couldn't understand you at all.
When we go on a date or something like that...
Will you bite me?
I'll explain it in an easy-to-understand way.
If it's not too funny, it's impossible, right?
It's easy.
It's not too funny?
It's not funny at all.
The rest of the members...
All of you have been decided.
We have to do it.
Fourth place is...
If you don't call me here, it'll be painful.
Worst 3rd place is...
Komiya-san!
Wait a minute!
Why me?
I'm sorry.
4th place is...
Komiya-san!
2nd place is...
4th place is...
I'd like to collaborate with you many times.
I like you as a human.
What?
You're cute.
When I collaborate with you, you're often in the morning.
You look sleepy all the time.
You have drooping eyes.
You say "Good morning".
You're not a sweet person.
Isn't your temper bad?
Really?
You don't feel that way about me?
You're different.
Why do you like me as a human, but you say I'm easy to get along with?
For the first time, as a man,
I've never seen you like that.
We slept together.
When I woke up in the morning...
There is Mr. Komiya next to me, isn't it?
When Mr. Komiya is next to me...
Are you okay? Are you alive?
Are you alive?
It's so funny that I'm worried.
It's funny, isn't it?
I have the image of hanging.
It's like a chicane.
I'm prepared for this.
I'm hanging.
So you're not reliable, aren't you?
That's right.
I can't be seen as a man.
It's from there.
You look strong in the morning.
That's right.
I'm full of vitality.
I'll say it again.
You look tough.
You look like a man, don't you?
You look like a prince, don't you?
I'm already dead.
I die every night.
Mr. Komiya is in fourth place.
I can't kiss you anymore.
So far?
You can kiss me on my cheek.
You can kiss me on my mouth.
That's right.
You can kiss me on my mouth.
You're in first, second and third place.
So you can't be seen as a man from now on.
That's right.
That's strange.
You look like a man.
Let's see if you can get out of here.
Please.
Fifth place is...
I want to get out of the worst quarrel as soon as possible.
It's Mr. Sakai.
Wow!
I endured it!
It's not over yet.
It's over!
You are 3rd place.
But...
You got out of it.
You look cute and playful.
You look like you can be in the top 3.
Why are you 5th place?
I think you are cute.
But you don't look sexy.
Sexy?
I see.
You don't look like a man.
You look like a baby.
You are too cute.
You are over my level.
How about your mustache?
You look like a man.
You don't look sexy.
You don't like mustache?
You don't look good when you kiss yourself.
Why?
You don't think about kissing.
How far can you kiss me?
You don't have to kiss me on my cheek.
What do you want me to do?
You don't have to kiss me on my cheek.
Where do you want me to kiss you?
On my knees?
You are disgusting!
So...
Who do you want to date among these girls you chose realistically?
Wait! Wait! What's wrong?
I don't want to compromise, but...
Compromise?
I mean, it's decided, right?
And if you want to follow someone who's in 7th place...
Oh, you want them to be on your side?
You want them to follow you, right?
Then you can do it yourself.
You're so cold.
You can tell just by looking at me, right?
Who do you want to date among these girls you chose realistically?
In 6th place!
Oh, no!
The one whose name is called is in 6th place!
Oh, no!
I really can't do it! I really can't do it!
The one whose name is called is in 6th place.
Could it be...
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In 6th place!
Oh, no!
I really can't do it! I really can't do it!
The one whose name is called is in 6th place.
The one whose name is called is...
Kano Eiko!
She's heavy! She's heavy!
She's heavy!
She's tired!
Kano san is 6th!
I'm tired too.
Kano san is 5th!
6th or not doesn't change anything.
If I get carried away, it's like this.
It's like this.
It's been a while since I got a compliment.
Basically, I don't like the people I like.
Ah, narcissist.
Narcissist type, right?
I see.
Everyone likes what they like about themselves.
But if you dare to show it to the public...
That's narcissism.
I know what you mean.
Please explain it carefully.
Also, on TikTok, there are videos of fans giving presents to Kano san.
It's like, "Thank you."
They give it to me in a cool way.
If you look at it like that, the food I worked hard on...
It's probably like, "Oh, it's delicious."
What are you saying?
Even if you made it...
When you give it to me, I'll say "thank you" first.
That's obvious.
That's obvious, right?
You made it for me.
I'll say "thank you" first.
Then I'll say "thank you" and eat it.
What do you say after you eat it?
Thank you for the meal.
That's normal.
When you do something for me...
I'll say "thank you."
That's normal.
Kano san said something about himself.
He said he knew you, Mori san.
He was really nice.
He said it, right?
He really tricked me.
When we did it for the first time, we did a little song together, but when we sang it together, it was like
I kept eye contact with him next to me.
I was confident in myself and I didn't have the confidence to do it.
I understand you.
You're Suki.
I'm not angry at you at all.
I'm just standing up.
To be honest, I've known you for a long time.
I've been in Osaka since I was little.
Even though I had a job in Osaka, you came to see me off at home the next day.
I thought you were a really nice guy.
What did you say when you saw me off?
Thank you.
That's a good thing.
Thank you.
You said it like you were trying to make me leave.
I think you're popular.
Among entertainers like you, you're cool.
As a result, you're short and tall.
I'm 15 feet tall.
You're 15 feet tall.
I want someone like you to be in the front row.
You're cool.
You're in the front row.
Especially in the front row.
I have a lot of stories I can't tell you.
What is it?
I have a second cell phone for fun.
That's all I wanted to say.
I didn't want to say it.
Are you sure you have two cell phones?
My mom is using it now.
Do you have two cell phones?
Yes, I do.
Kyon, if you say anything about Kyon, it's all over for you.
I don't have it.
Morita, you have two cell phones.
I don't have it.
As much as you can say it.
I'm short and tall.
You said it all.
It's all over for you.
That's all I can say.
Next week, Kyon is forced to talk about his past.
Which one will he choose?
Ferris wheel!
Will Kyon be rewarded for his answer?
Kyon didn't ask you!
Next week, Kyon's prank fails.
Oh, no!
Chaos in the wedding.
Oh, no!
It's not "oh, no!"
The past is on air now!