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Today's plan is that Ryo will do a prank on the prankster.
A prank?
I think he is the prankster.
But he is the prankster.
I see.
I can't do a prank on him yet.
He is doing it now.
Ryo will do a prank on Rohan.
I will do a prank on him.
He will tell him that a prank on him takes a lot of time.
But this is a prank on the prankster!
Rohan will scold him.
I see.
But he will try his best.
It will cause many problems for him.
Please pay attention to my panic at that time.
Please let me do it casually.
Just once.
The junior comedian who will be lectured this time is Kubota Torosaman.
I can't cut it.
But please don't cut it.
It's a little difficult to control here.
It depends on the situation.
It depends on that.
By the way, this prank was decided and Ryo and the staff had a meeting twice.
He is turning his arms many times.
It's a prank.
This is the plan to make Kubota angry.
After entering the room, we will have a little chat.
We will talk about recent theater events and young people.
After that, we will make a comment about M-1.
Suddenly?
Who knows about it?
We will talk about the winner of "Wasteland".
We will deny Kubota's comedy.
It's terrible.
We will say that Kubota should stop being independent.
We will say that Kubota said bad things about himself.
At last, we will take off his hat and sunglasses.
Do you really have a meeting?
It's a terrible plan.
It's terrible.
Was there a rumor that you were a prankster?
It's my first time.
Is it your first time?
I'm nervous.
I've done it before.
I can be a prankster, too.
It's not only me.
Ryo is already in the room.
What?
He just came in.
It's his first time as a prankster.
But we know him well.
He is relaxed.
Before the show, we check the position of the director and the camera.
We tell Ryo that it's a prank that we don't watch.
So, we don't know what we are watching.
I see.
I want you to be careful of Kubota.
It's been a while since I felt responsible for something like this.
It's my first time.
If you go this way, you can't film it.
I want you to sit wherever you like.
But Kubota won't sit there.
He won't sit there.
Let's talk about it.
Are you nervous?
He is nervous.
It's not like this when we meet in the studio.
It's a world we've never been in before.
I didn't know pranksters were this hard.
Finally, Ryo-san is going to see his father's work.
It's like a kizania.
It's like a kizania for adults.
Prankster.
I'm getting nervous.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work in the first place.
It's been a long month.
Ryo is not in the studio.
When Kubota enters...
A fake plan is born.
It's happening.
I want to decide the game in 3 to 5 minutes.
Really?
3 to 5 minutes?
In this plan, 3 to 5 minutes?
Isn't it too much?
10 seconds of chat?
Let's go.
When you open it...
Kubota is sitting in a different position.
You can see it there.
It's like a face.
Pay attention to his expression.
How are you?
You look different.
You made a terrible face.
Is it okay?
He has a plan.
His head is blue.
His back is blue.
First of all...
How do you get back to your previous position?
What's up?
What a machine!
At the beginning, Kubota is in front of the camera.
Unexpected situation.
All of a sudden, Kubota is in danger.
How can we fix this situation?
I saw it.
On the internet.
What did you see?
It's like a house burglar.
No, no, it's not like that.
What kind of house is it?
90hb, 60hb, 60hb...
You're trying to go to the other seat.
You want me to go, don't you?
You're showing up in your own body.
You can't help it if you say it.
What kind of house is it?
The house is...
Write it down.
Excuse me.
I've thought about it.
Write me a house.
Don't try to seduce me with paper and pen.
He's trying to seduce you.
Write it on the whiteboard behind you.
Write it.
Oh, it's coming.
Let me see it.
It's coming.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's me.
It's awful.
It's hard to get it.
It's awful.
What is it?
I'm not interested in seducing you.
I just heard it.
It's time-related.
It's a time race.
How about a house?
Are you using a house?
I'm in a hurry, but my wife likes it very much. I'm leaving it all to my wife.
I pushed the chair a little.
Did you push the chair?
I pushed it a little.
You're there, so you can move it and put it over there.
I'm sure you're thinking you shouldn't let me sit there again.
I'm drawing a picture, so I'm drawing a picture.
That's right. I'll draw a picture for you next time.
Really?
Your wife's face.
Your wife's picture.
Oh, there it is. Look at this.
Look at me for a second.
But you're doing it in good spirits, aren't you?
You're doing it, aren't you?
You pushed the chair, didn't you?
You told me to sit here.
Now, we're going to show you a picture.
At last...
From the beginning to the end, it's finally the original one-man showdown.
If you could have done it a little earlier...
It's too wide. I don't know where to talk.
That's not true.
No, it's okay.
Don't stop me! Don't stop me! Don't stop me!
It's finally here!
Can you turn it down a little?
It's in my body. It's in my body.
Look at me again. Look at me again.
It's in my body.
No, you have to force me to stop you.
It's still a chat.
We haven't even talked about episode one yet.
That's right. I want to go to episode one.
It's a plan to make you angry with an episode one story, but what will you do from now on?
I haven't been to a theater or anything like that anymore, so I don't know.
How is it now?
I think we can all take about ten tickets.
Only M-1 people are coming out now.
"Westland" is expected to be released this year.
"Westland" is out.
"Westland" is finally out.
I thought it would have been better for me not to become a champion.
I have the image of becoming a strongman if I become a champion.
Besides, I don't think it's a good idea to be independent.
Shouldn't we refrain from being independent?
Even though "Westland" won the championship?
That's right.
Isn't that better?
But I don't think it's a good idea to refrain from it.
I see.
No, no, I don't think it's a good idea.
Instead of making him angry, they don't do much, and only time passes.
I'd like to do one more thing here.
The second problem is...
What if a senior entertainer comes into the theater during the hidden camera?
The senior entertainer who suddenly comes in is Fujimon-san.
He's already an enemy.
Can I?
Come to the theater often.
I go there often.
You can't cheer for him.
No, no, no.
I don't think you'll get in trouble.
What will a senior entertainer do if a senior entertainer comes into the theater during the hidden camera?
That's not good.
Huh?
Good morning.
What are you doing?
- I'm at work. - Oh, you are? Good morning.
Huh? Why are you here, Ryo?
- I'm here because I was with Kubo at the meeting. - So you started chatting.
- Oh, you're right. - Let's drink.
- As expected of a professional chatterbox. - What were you talking about?
- It's a little cheeky, but it's about M-1. - Huh?
- I've been to a lot of schools. - Nobody's talking about it!
- No, no, I mean... - Nobody's talking about it!
- It's fine, isn't it? I don't have much to talk about with a champion like you. - You're a little irritated, aren't you?
- You're irritated, aren't you, Ryo? - You're irritated, aren't you, Ryo?
Kubo-tan, I saw that on YouTube. Did you make that house?
- Yes, I did. - Your house is amazing!
- It's a madori house. - Madori?
- I'm at work. - What's going on here?
- I can't talk. - Oh, I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - Huh?
Go ahead and talk, Kubo-tan. Explain it to me.
- I'm in the bean sprout cup zone. - No, you...
Even though you took the time to sit down!
- You're irritated! - You're irritated!
- Gari, gari, gari, gari, gari!
I'm sorry!
- You made me sit down! - You shouldn't make such a face!
You shouldn't!
- You shouldn't make such a face! - Is it fine for me to say "Eh"?
- You can let me speak freely, right? - No, you can't!
You can't speak freely!
The tempo is fast.
I tried to sit on the lower part of it, but I fell on the chair over there.
- You left it there? - It's a natural feeling.
Where do you do that kind of thing?
This is bad, everyone.
- I'm sorry to say this, but... - Look.
- I'm pretty... - He took it.
- I'm sorry. - He put it in his body.
- I'm sorry.
- He sat down. - I'm sorry.
- You can sit on it now. - I can't do it anymore.
- You can sit on it now. - I'm going to get caught.
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- What should we do? - You look like a weirdo.
- We haven't had a party yet. - What do we do now?
- There's nothing we can do about it. - We should go this way.
- He blocked me. - Fujimo-san is chasing you.
- Let me go over there. - He's blocking you.
- How long has it been? - It's been 25 minutes.
- It's been 25 minutes.
- Here's an unexpected happening. - I saw it on the internet.
- Your car... - In a fast span...
You're covering it with the camera behind you.
I'm not trying to get in your way, but you're covering it.
Why aren't you checking it?
You saw it, didn't you?
- Mister! - I can only talk to you.
I can talk to you, but I can't talk to you.
I only know where the camera is.
So, Fujimo is out.
- What are you talking about? - I see.
- M-ONE's... - No, he's trying to talk about M-ONE again.
The third problem.
You want to talk about something serious, but you can't.
It has Go-chan's voice in it.
- It's not suitable for getting angry. - I see.
It's BGM.
You can do other things while you're preaching.
It's BGM in this weather.
- Listen carefully. - This is an announcement from TV Asahi.
From 6 p.m. today, you won't be able to use some of the outlets in Kansai due to equipment issues.
It doesn't work well when you're together, does it?
I can't tilt my ears carefully.
- It's not safe. - I'm waiting for you.
It's not "fufufu".
- It's like waiting for a helicopter sound. - I thought you wouldn't use it.
- What is this music? - I can't do it.
I can't do it.
- It's too heavy for you, Ryo. - It's too heavy for me.
It's 35 minutes after entering the room.
It's unnatural length even though it's a set up.
Let's get Kubota out of the room and leave Ryo alone.
- It's like this. - It's just long.
- That's... - I can't believe I thought about it for two days.
I can't believe it.
- You can't do anything if you don't expect it. - I can't do it.
- I can't do it.
- Can you do it? - I can't do it.
- You can do it. - You can do it.
- You can do it, Ryo.
Nothing is going well so far.
His mental condition is not good at all.
Ryo-san doesn't come to me.
So I'm going to talk about something serious.
- It's the same for Mahjong. - It's dark.
- There are various programs for MCs. - Yes.
- There is nothing unexpected in that area. - Isn't it like that?
- It's like a person or an MC. - Yes.
- Isn't it like that? - No, it's not like that.
- When you say "independent", - It's like that.
- It's not like you're an MC. - It's like that.
- Let's meet for two days. - It's like you're saying "independent" or "no".
- That's all you can say. - I don't like it.
- You shouldn't say bad things about others. - Yes.
- I heard it. - You heard it.
- You said I'm a "gara-dorobo". - "Gara-dorobo"?
- You suddenly said "gara-dorobo". - You said I could be a dog if I was next to you.
- You're trying to cover up your lies.
- I said you're like "pitbull". - I said it.
- You're underestimating me. - I said it. - You're underestimating me.
- What? - Sorry for being late.
- I'm underestimating you. - You shouldn't say it in reverse.
- Right. - I'm sorry.
- I want you to understand. - What's he saying?
- I don't have a reason for it. - Why?
- I'll have to wear pants. - You're underestimating me.
- No, I'm not. - You're underestimating me.
- I'm sorry.
- I'm not. - What?
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- Please sit. - Let's sit down and drink tea.
Can I go easy on you?
Easy on me?
I don't care about your tea.
It's weird.
Please calm down and sit in front of the white board.
Are you making fun of me?
No, I'm serious.
Calm down.
I'm sorry.
Run away.
I want you to calm down.
What kind of plan is this?
You can't cut it like that.
Oh, no.
You can't do it yourself.
There's no guarantee right now.
Well, that's true.
It doesn't matter.
What is it?
It's not me.
What is it?
It's not me.
What is it?
It's not me.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Go away.
Go away and help me.
Take off your glasses.
I'm angry that you're saying it in the shadows.
You did it too much.
Wait a minute.
If you do this...
What?
It means you can't hit me anymore.
If you push it, it means you can't hit me anymore.
Is that so?
If you make the last move...
What are you going to do from now on?
Who said that?
I don't think so.
No one said that.
You're mad at me for saying those bad things behind your back.
You went too far.
I didn't say it.
I'm asking you.
- You did say it. - Who said it?
- If it wasn't you...
I wouldn't say it.
If I didn't say it, you wouldn't believe me?
- We've talked so much. - I don't believe you.
You don't believe me and you're talking to me like this?
- I don't believe you. - You don't believe me and you're talking to me like this?
- He's mad at me. - He's mad at me.
- He's getting serious now.
It seems like they don't know what they're doing.
Let's ask them how far they're thinking.
By the way, Ryo-san, what did you come here for?
What did I come here for?
For M.League commentary.
Who's coming?
I don't know.
Who's coming?
- But you know who's coming, right? - No.
- You don't know? - No.
This is scary.
If you just came here to get mad at me and nothing else, would you be this scared?
- You caught me. - No, you wouldn't.
- No way.
- You came here without work? - No way.
- No way.
No way.
You came to ARK without work?
- This is crazy. - Why are you here all the time?
- What time is it? - The recording is over.
It's over now.
- It's over? - It's over and you don't know who's coming?
- You don't know who's cheering you? - No.
It's over and you don't know who's cheering you?
- What do you mean? - I know what you're saying.
- You're really here for work.
- For work? - You don't remember what you're doing for work today, do you?
- It's over.
- It's over? - It's just over.
- It's just over. Why don't you remember? - It's over.
- If it's over, you're going to forget everything? - Yes.
- Are you serious? - Yes.
- You're being cornered and starting to cut. - Wait, are you serious?
- It's almost one o'clock. - What?
- This is bad. - Has this been going on for an hour?
Since there's nothing else we can do, Noda has cut Kubota off and it's over.
What will happen to Noda and Ryo?
- Mr. Kubota, thank you for waiting. - You did a good job, Mr. Kubota.
- Yes, Mr. Kubota, you did a good job. - If you get cut off, Ryo-san, you'll be happy, right?
- It's finally over. - It's finally over.
- You told me about the music video, right? - Yes.
- Are you on stage? You're not, right? - No.
- I'm singing in real life. Even if this is over, it's still manzai. - Yes.
- What do you know about manzai? You don't know, do you? - No.
- But you're telling me this year is like this. That's fine.
- I can only hear amateur talk. - It's here, it's here, it's here.
- Only people who stand up in real life can say manzai. - It's here, it's here, it's here, it's here.
- I was listening quietly. - But...
- Yes. - Kubota's speech is quite convincing...
- Yes. - He says things that hurt you quite a bit.
- I'm sorry, but you came all of a sudden and what is it now?
- You said something bad, didn't you?
- Isn't it like that because you're doing things that make you say bad things?
- You say you're doing it right, but you don't have evidence.
- Show me. You don't say anything. - You don't say anything.
- Isn't that why you're singing?
- You're too uncivilized. You say and do things that hurt you.
- And what do you give up? Is it violence for people's eyes?
- When did it happen? It's already over.
- I'm going to cry.
- You're going to cry?
- It's a happy moment for me. - Are you happy?
- You're finally angry. - No, no, no.
- You're overjoyed. - No, no, no.
- I like doing things that make me happy 50 times more than I like doing things that make me sad.
- That's why I can do it this far.
- I don't have to work hard or have talent... - Master is getting mad at you!
- You like sad things because you don't have to work hard or have talent.
- No, that's...
He's about to reach his limit, so he hurries to tell a fake plan.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Wait a minute.
- Isn't it blue? - I can't even look at it.
- You said it too much at the end. - It's a prank.
Will he be able to tell a prank?
- Is it a prank? - Isn't it the expression of a person who succeeded in a prank?
I'm standing up, so I'm not doing my best.
It's hot, so I have to hug you.
- This is not good. - Maybe it's not good.
So, the real prank story.
So, in me...
- Hello! We are London Hearts! - We are London Hearts!
From now on, London Hearts will be sponsored by these sponsors.
I'm going to cry.
So, in me...
- Hello! We are London Hearts! - We are London Hearts!
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- The atmosphere is amazing. - The atmosphere is amazing.
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- The atmosphere is amazing. - What's going on?
- It's been 4 episodes since the show started. - That's right.
So, finally, Ryo-san will be the prankster.
- It's hard. - But we wanted to see if you could be the prankster.
- So, we were pranking you to see if you could be the prankster. - That's right.
- It's hard. - It's not good. - It's hard!
- If you get angry like that, you'll be in a panic. - You'll be flustered.
- You were very sensitive. - You were like...
But I didn't like you being there all of a sudden.
- You had too many unpleasant faces. - Yes.
- You had too many unpleasant faces as a prankster. - It's been 5 minutes since you sat down.
- It's over. - It's been 5 minutes since you sat down.
- You were too sensitive as a prankster. - Yes.
- I don't know what kind of show you did until "Abe". - Yes.
- You just finished recording, but you already forgot about it. - No, I didn't.
- It's crazy. - No, it's not.
- It's crazy, isn't it? - You lost your memory, didn't you?
- My nails... - Yes, your nails were the sweetest.
- What did you think? - At the end of it, it seemed like you were being lectured.
- I was being chased by a wall. - I was thinking like this all the time.
- What is that? I don't want to see it! - At first, I was happy.
- "Finally, you came out." I was happy in the middle of it, but... - What did you say?
- "How long is this going to go on?" and "When will the director come out?"
- I was happy until "Abe". - Yes.
- As a prankster, do you think you can do it? - I can't.
- You can't, can you? - Should I quit? - Yes.
- I'll retire. - A prankster will retire.
- I've never left it up to you to retire!
- If you've climbed up once and retired, you'll know, but you haven't even climbed up!
- You can't change it, can you? - I won't ask you to do it, but...
- "Hug me." - Oh, at the end.
- I'm sorry. - Captain, you can't change it, can you?
- Captain, I'm tired of you! I'm tired of you!
- By the way, you really can't do anything!
- You're cute! - You're cute!
- You can't do anything! - You're cute!
- Thank you! - You're cute!
- Don't look at me like that!
- It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
- A woman entertainer is a chimpanzee.
- The last one is a passionate relay battle!
- I think I'm fashionable.
- The winner will show off her second-hand banking image with her right hand!
- If you give it away, it's just a bad mouth.
- It's still a world-wide trend!
- Furthermore, this lineup and high ratings are being distributed on the internet!
- I like your outfit.