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[Finalist Chuka]
The show ended in three months. Finalist Chuka, good job!
The last time they announced their response to M-1, it was...
- We were nervous! - Yeah, we were.
Since the surprise, we're gonna look under the chair every time.
[Every show, every show, every show]
- It's like this. - It's like this.
I noticed it, so I decided to turn on the lights for four people in the front row in front of me.
What? Wait a minute.
I'm scared. What do you mean?
Because you wrote my name.
What do you mean?
Watch out! Watch out!
And this week, we're going to reveal how the finalists are doing and what's going on behind the scenes.
This is where it starts.
This is good.
This is where the real game starts.
It's a long story, isn't it?
We experienced it last year, too.
This is where the real game starts.
What?
First of all, Westland Iguchi.
Yes.
Information provider, Papa's Inappu.
Who is that?
Speaking of Inappu...
I think Iguchi-kun really likes pineapple.
We eat it together.
We eat it together a lot.
We eat pancakes and eat it together.
We know a lot of things.
I wonder what it would be like if we were together.
And the result is...
Previously, Iguchi-san has been asking me to be on "Love Magedon".
However, there are times when I wonder if it is serious in private.
Is it because I know that you like cooking?
Or is it because Iguchi-san asked you to come home and cook because you gave me good meat?
No, no, it's not like that.
What is this?
You said you were friends, didn't you?
We are good friends.
We are good friends, so I wonder if you eat meat.
You call me like that, don't you?
You're going to call me alone?
Alone.
Because it hasn't been carried out in the end.
You only call me and only call me pineapple?
Is that means we are together?
You can be alone or you can call me only pineapple.
Are you calling anyone other than pineapple?
I haven't called you pineapple yet at that time.
Pineapple is only for you and me.
You can be alone.
If you like it, you can like it.
It's not like you like it or anything like that.
What do you mean by it?
I like to show it to different people.
Show it to different people?
You like to show it, don't you?
With different DMs.
But even at that time, I sent IG-chinland to Aine-kun.
IG-chinland, right?
In short, I sent a DM to a fan and it was exposed.
Well, well.
I say this now, but when I'm embarrassed and depressed, Papa is also at the live show and I don't want Aine-kun to know about it.
Oh, Papa.
You're feeling good.
But I'm afraid he'll hate me for it.
You've been saying it.
That's love.
But in the end, he won't know about it.
Then I was like, "What do you mean?"
I don't care about it at all.
You don't look like you're eating anything. You don't have nutrition, do you? I'll buy you an apple and you can eat it.
I don't care about it.
At that time, you were so kind.
How do you eat meat?
Aine-kun is having fun, but he got an apple and was kind to him.
That's when you fell in love with him.
It's not that I fell in love with him.
He was kind to me, so I want to eat meat.
No, no, no.
You didn't realize it, did you?
You didn't realize it yourself, but you like it.
You like it.
You're close with him.
What do you think about it?
You see Aine-kun talking to him a lot, don't you?
He hasn't done that for a long time.
Oh, you're shy.
It's not funny, but I don't think you see it as a woman.
Oh, I see.
You're doing it for fun.
Don't say that.
I don't want you to say that.
You like it. You like it.
Is it funny?
Do you like it?
You answered in a bad way.
What is it?
Next.
Let's go to the next one.
Wait, wait, wait.
You still have time.
I won't answer.
Just say it.
You like it, don't you?
I was going to give advice about love.
You like it? You like it?
You still don't realize it?
It's not like you like it.
You like it? You like it?
What are you doing?
You like it?
That's a lie.
It's not a lie.
You did something unnecessary.
You still have time.
Everyone liked it or hated it without saying.
Pineapple liked it or hated it without saying.
We talked about it.
It was still good.
Pineapple liked it or hated it without saying.
We still do it.
We do it in the wall of Alioshi.
Pineapple liked it or hated it without saying.
It was the worst.
It was scary.
Information provider, junior comedian, Kento Fukaya.
Kento Fukaya.
Rabbits don't like people because they are not used to love.
M-1 FINAL of 2021.
Just before his death, he went out for a drink with one of his fans and Usagi-san fell in love with him.
However, that woman lives in Okinawa and even though it's the busiest time of the year before M-1, she meets him in Okinawa on a day trip.
That's amazing!
Did you say that?
Yes, I did say that, but how should I say it...
Before M-1, right? Just before M-1, right?
M-1... But to tell you the truth, it was 3 days before M-1.
It wasn't just before M-1. It was after M-1.
Then, that's enough.
Wait a minute!
Don't say the truth!
Don't say the truth ever again!
Kento, I'm sorry!
You should have let me enter the studio properly!
I don't know!
That's why it's not working!
Why did you say it was before M-1?
Why? Tell me!
The aura system is...
Before M-1, you were trying so hard to meet that woman in Okinawa.
That's how you got that story, right?
Everyone thought that.
To tell you the truth, it was 3 days before M-1.
That's enough!
Kento made a mistake!
That's the worst!
Now, Usagi, one more story.
Yamashita, the manager of Yoshimoto Industry.
Before you started writing stories, you had more work to do and were busy.
In order to reduce the burden even a little, you gave Usagi the role of setting up stories in theaters and other places.
However, you were often late or forgot to contact the theater.
You were often late or forgot to contact the theater.
And now you don't even have that role anymore.
I don't even have that role anymore.
You don't have anything.
You don't have a job.
You're just busy.
I really wanted to do this and that.
So I said, "Let's split up and do it."
If you don't do it for me, I get really mad.
The other day, we were talking in the dressing room.
And Usagi was listening to me.
I said, "Let's not split up from now on. I'll do it all."
So we'll get along.
But it's a business-like friendship.
I don't think I'll ever get along with you.
I said that in the dressing room.
I said it as my own personal opinion.
But Usagi didn't move at all.
I asked him, "What's wrong?"
I can't move.
Why can't you move?
If you don't move, I'll cry.
Let's split up.
You're really weak.
Don't say that.
We've been together for 15 years.
Because you're lazy.
I don't know why you're so proud of it.
I want to turn on the lights for you.
But it's not connected.
Ow!
You are slow!
Ow!
You are slow!
Oh no!
You know what would happen if something happened to a rabbit, right?
I'll be careful.
Who is talking to you?
Alright, next up is Sayaka and Miyama.
Let's do it!
Speaking of Miyama, she has been playing for a long time.
I feel like flowers will bloom for me.
You feel like flowers will bloom for you.
In this season, both of you work hard to make flowers bloom for you.
After I bloom, I will make space for this big flowerpot.
You will plant flowers here, right?
Next, information about Ninyama.
Ninyama often...
Please wait!
Information provider and good friend of the writer, Yasuhase Yamada.
Oh, Yasuhase Yamada.
Niiyama often talks about his future.
"I want to form a band," "I want to be director of a zoo," "I want to establish a club in an independent league,"
I want to buy a two hundred million yen mansion and have a barbecue,
"I want to watch my juniors' jokes and dream of having fun," and so on.
But, among all those dreams,
there is only one dream of his future with his partner, Ishii.
- That's not true. - It's true.
- He's the only one. - He's the only one.
But, according to my image, it's like having a barbecue in a hut next door.
- It's not a hut! - It's a small hut!
- Why don't you form a band like that? - If you do, I'll like it more.
- Why do you want it so much? - That's what you really think, don't you?
- That's what I really think. - I thought you'd like it.
- No, no, I don't like it, but it went on. - The truth came out.
- Is that what you really think? - No, I'm telling you the truth.
- Let's move on. - What?
- The truth came out. - I'm going to crush you right now.
- That's what you say. - That's all I can say.
- What did you do? - What's your purpose?
- If it's true, I'll wake up. - Wait a minute.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - It went on, didn't it?
- Next, male blank, Hirai. - Hirai.
- Information provider, Yoshimoto's junior entertainer, soizu doizu, Matsumoto Takeuma. - How is it?
- Hirai, who rarely gets angry.
- One day, when Hirai was busy writing his script, he was sleeping.
- Hirai worked hard to write the script and finally finished it.
- "Hirai, remember this," I said and gave it to him.
- Hirai didn't read the script at all.
- I gently took it in my stomach and made it look like a pillow and let it sleep again.
- As expected of Hirai, he was angry, but since he's not usually angry, when he went home...
He only had a small resistance to go home in a hurry.
- Cute. - Cute.
- He's not angry. - He's not angry.
- That's right.
At that time, I only had that resistance.
But, but, for quite a while, for 13 years in a row, I was the most angry.
- Eh? - Eh?
- It's always been like that? - It's always been like that, and I didn't have much of a chance...
- There were times like that, like you were like a shadow. - That's right, that's right.
Until then, I really didn't do anything at all.
I really didn't do anything. I was already like Usagi-san.
- I'm sure of it. - I'm sure of it.
- As a bad example.
What's different from Usagi-san is that you can do it when you try.
- You can do it when you try. - Wait a second.
- You can do it when you try?
- I can't do it when I try. - You're a talented Usagi, right?
- Eh, wait a minute! - You're a talented Usagi, right?
- I'm Usagi, so I don't need your stuff!
But recently you've been doing it a lot, so I've been able to distribute it.
- Yes, that's right. - That's unexpected.
On the other hand, you've never gotten angry, right?
- I've never gotten angry at all. - Seriously, I've never gotten angry at all.
- So you've never gotten angry at anyone? - At anyone?
I've never gotten angry at anyone, but I've gotten angry at Zazie about three times.
- Why?! What did you get angry at?! - I got angry at Zazie about three times.
- Zazie, what did you do?! - Zazie, what did you do?!
He did something really unpleasant.
Like selling land on the streets.
When we were doing that, he walked up to us and he threw a stick at us and we hit him.
- That's crazy! - It's not as bad as getting angry.
- I'm mad about that. - Zazie is bad, right?!
- Zazie is bad, right?!
- There's a legacy, too. - Well, it's accumulated, right?
- Next up is "Wasteland" by Koumoto. - Eh?!
- Senior entertainer "Sparrows" by Yamato. - Oh, Yamato-san!
After winning "M-1", while drinking with Koumoto...
Thanks to Iguchi, I'm busy now, but I'm worried about when Iguchi will fire me.
"He said he was afraid of being fired from "gyara seppan"."
So, as a countermeasure, I asked my daughter to write me a thank you letter...
I asked my relatives to send Iguchi a video message...
I'm seriously worried about sending you a thank you letter every year.
- What's that? - A meteor and a video message?
- How should I put it... - Is that enough?
- I want to cut it out right now!
Meeting me was a disaster!
- It was good back then, right? - It was fun back then, too!
- It's really good! - It's just right, right?!
- It's just right! It makes me happy, and it's really good!
- While we're talking, he does everything for me! - That's right!
- He's done everything for me for many years! - That's right!
- I can't talk about it! - You've said it too many times!
There's no way you could figure it out from that episode!
But you get anxious, right?
Well, even if I say it like this,
- he's never gotten angry with me behind my back. - He's angry!
Whether it's being late, trying to get to him, or not.
- You're kind. - I'm not being kind.
- It's like you can't do anything! - That's why!
- I don't worry about him... - Then you don't need to be worried!
Since I feel responsible,
he'll never get mad at me.
What is it?
Problem solved?
Problem solved. Thank you.
You didn't say it.
Yamato didn't say it.
Yamato will be popular this time.
I was drunk and said it like a gag.
Yamato will accept it.
Yamato threw it because he thought it would be interesting.
Everyone is like that.
First of all, the person who wrote it is very grateful.
I'm scared of your honesty.
Don't say it.
Don't lie.
Don't lie like him.
It's okay.
I don't like lies.
It was a good lie.
I can't let you do it in front of you.
I won't let you do it.
I'm not letting you do it.
Next is "long coat daddy"
Available to information providers "kouhai", "geni", "double higashi", "ohigashi".
"long coat daddy" likes wind things a lot.
That's unexpected.
That's it.
That's all he said.
Is it refreshing?
So you don't like it.
Is it?
You like it too, right?
Mr. Domae loves the wind farm.
Recently, when he has days off, he goes to the wind farm early in the morning and then goes to the zoo for some reason.
I don't know why he goes to the zoo, but it seems like he likes spending time like that.
I see.
There is also a pattern of going to the zoo first.
After going to the zoo, he goes to the wind farm.
He goes to the zoo by himself and looks at animals.
The only animal I haven't met today is human and I went to the zoo by myself.
And it's linked and it's "zoo=zoo" in my brain.
Oh, you've become like that?
Yes, it's like "zoo" in my brain.
It's not good for the zoo.
I've been going to the zoo a little bit lately.
Oh, you knew about it?
I posted it on SNS like Twitter and stuff.
I was like "Oh, he's going there."
You didn't post it on SNS, did you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't, did you?
You're a "wind speed writer," aren't you?
Wind speed writer.
But if you know about it, it's like you're going to the zoo.
That's true, that's true.
I thought you were going there.
But you're always together, right?
When you're posting it, you say it a lot.
It's true, it's hard for me to go there.
"No, I mean, you should post it on "zoo" too."
How do you post it?
Like "Hey, I showed you this."
That's good.
And you're like "Oh, you went to the zoo."
On the contrary.
On the contrary is good!
Why do you have to think you went to the zoo after hearing "zoo" information?
I don't know.
Okay, last one.
Sayaka.
Ishii.
Yoshimoto's fellow entertainer.
Zuma.
Shinkoda.
Shinkoda, yes.
We'll start with Shinkoda.
He has a nice face.
This is the face of a "wind speed writer."
Hey, you're not a "wind speed writer."
You're not a fellow entertainer and a "wind speed writer."
You're not.
Shin Kodaka gave it to me.
At first glance, Ishii looks refreshing and handsome,
but until a few years ago, he was a crazy lawyer.
However, a few years ago, he had surgery and became confident,
and he lost his hair that he didn't have when he was a lawyer,
and he also went to the gym and trained.
Even in the program recording, he became naked and tried to laugh more and more.
Is that so?
No, that's right. That's right. Yes, that's right.
No, it's not a bad thing.
Mr. Zakiyama, do you know how I feel about this?
No, no, I don't know.
Do you understand me?
You're naked, aren't you?
No, I'm not naked. I'm naked.
What are you doing?
I'm naked.
So you had surgery?
No, I didn't have surgery. I'm naked.
I was born naked.
What do you mean?
You're naked.
You're a healthy man.
I'm naked.
No, I'm not.
You're not like that.
You're naked and you're a very healthy man.
Mr. Zakiyama, do you know how I feel about this?
No, I don't know at all.
You're naked now, aren't you?
No, I'm naked.
I know how you feel about it.
That's what happens when you're naked.
I don't know about that.
You're not serious about it.
I know you're not serious about it and you're excited about it.
Oh, I see.
That's what happens when you're naked.
Surgery is amazing.
It's like you're naked right away.
It's like you want people to see you naked?
Yes, it's like you want people to see you naked.
It's like you're naked and you take off everything you wear.
It's hard to broadcast, isn't it?
It's like you're naked and you take off everything you wear.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
I want the cameraman to see it.
Is it different?
Yes, it's like it's drawn in a manga.
What? Scary.
It's like...
It's like you're standing still.
Don't say it with your face.
Scary, scary.
It's like this powerful.
It could be an earthquake.
I'm not aware of it.
But it could be an earthquake. Is it okay if it's a little different?
You're asking a lot of questions.
No, no, no.
It's different.
You can answer anything about laws.
I don't know, but it's different.
It went up to a fairly heavy law system.
Yes.
Stepping over all processes.
Is it okay for me to see it?
Of course you can see it. I've stepped over all processes.
No, it's not like that. I want you to see me naked.
I really know it.
You know it, right?
It's not good to leave it alone.
No, no, no.
That's right.
Even if you don't know what's going on.
That's right. Even if you don't know what's going on.
I want you to see it.
It's okay for me to show you, but...
If you say I'm naked...
That's okay.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Look back.
It's not good.
I'm sorry, Ishii.
It's been a while.
It's like you're bragging about it.
I'm not bragging about it.
It's because you're watching it.
It's been a while since I was in high school.
It's because you're watching it.
What's wrong, Ishii?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't know about it anymore.
I've never experienced it before.
You don't know about it?
I don't know about it.
You know all about it.
I know about it.
I'm surprised.
It's like Goku who got hit.
Merikonderu?
Yes, Merikonderu.
Merikonderu?
Merikonderu of Goku?
No, no.
If you're naked, it's like this.
It's like this.
It's the opposite.
It's like this.
Would you like me to introduce you to it?
Not at all.
It's like a mosquito's mosquito net.
Amazing.
It's a mosquito net.
It's not a mosquito net hospital.
You don't know about it?
Where did you bring the mosquito net?
If you know about mosquito net hospitals, please tell me about it.
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